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>last feel thread was on topic
>gets deleted anyway

Lets try this again, shall we?

>> No.9157276

I don't know man I think mods just don't like the threads and will keep deleting them.

>> No.9157280

>ask seller about price of shipping
>she tells me she'll get back to me
>hear nothing for days, w/e she can't be desperate for a sale
>see she has good feedback, all good communication, wtf is she ignoring me then
>she she's replied over a week later with info
>tell her that I've changed my mind cause her communication was so poor
>friend had also messaged this seller just to see if she was ignoring me, finds out seller was in a car accident
>feel like a cunt


>> No.9157283

most boards don't have feel threads however after new jntrs get used to /cgl/ they realize over time the feel threads are a constant thing since every time they delete them, they just keep coming back.

>> No.9157340
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>cosplay niles at recent con
>girls flirting and creeping on me really hard, even girls cosplaying my favorite fe fates girls
>STILL too shy/awkward to flirt back

How am I even supposed to respond like I spent my entire school life being ignored and treated like a disgusting piece of trash by girls and now that im graduated/hit age 24/25 even older women flirt with me now an then when I'm cashiering? I'm too beta for this shit. Good thing I have a sister otherwise my family line would end with me. Icantwakeup.jpeg

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sounds like you need to be tenderly dominated
someone to hold your hand and show you the way

>> No.9157391

>tfw 20 and starting to feel like I'm too old for cons

This is a terrible sort of feel.

>> No.9157426

Wait until next year and you can go to bars during conventions, it's magical.

>> No.9157433

You're barely out of high school, ya goof. I didn't even discover cosplay until I was 23.

>> No.9157439

>cosplay 10/10 husbando
>assuming you are at least an 8/10 to get a lot of attention
>have animu/vidya interests

idk anon, you seem like a catch to me. I'm assuming you're that anon who said he was going to cosplay Niles at Otakon in the FE thread. How'd your costume turn out?

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>Go to con recently with friend
>She was thirsty for 90% of the con and kept creeping on guys
>Spent most of the con alone but talked to some people who were really friendly
>She comes back near the end of the con saying all the guys were ugly out of cosplay
>Tell her she shouldn't ditch me like that
>She says thats the only reason she cosplays and goes to con

Is it bad that really annoys me? Maybe I'm just salty.

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>sell things online
>see buyer's account name
>also name for shipping label
>"MY nigga"

>> No.9157538

how do you look ugly out of cosplay lol?

unless she was 'creeping' on dudes with a helmet/mask on..

Which seems like a bad idea..

>> No.9157608
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>walking to the con in lolita
>homeless woman screams "DIE, bitch!"

>> No.9157618

Sounds like the type that would call a guy hot but then call him ugly for turning her down.

>> No.9157622

I'm good at lolita but losing motivation to post lolita coords or wear lolita. But not ready to leave lolita.

>> No.9157624

>'no, keep it ON'

>> No.9157625

Lol, wrong post.
Still, it oddly works.

>> No.9157627

>tfw just want a kawaii room but have a hoarder/procrastinator personality
>finally one day start cleaning up
>kitchen clean, bathroom clean, living room and even bedroom starting to get clean

I just framed some postcards from various indie brands and I feel like I can finally dream of living the kawaii room life. It's happening gulls.

>> No.9157636
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I'm having the same feeling at 34 and people tell me that I'm being silly and should start going again anyway.

>> No.9157670 [DELETED] 

>spent the last two hours patterning and drafting a glove
>my first time making a glove from scratch
>finish assembling the entire thing and try it on
>NEARLY PERFECT FIT (some small alterations to be made, but nothing awful)
>joyful tfw

Now to hope that I can make sufficient seam allowance changes for the fit to work again with felt/suede instead of muslin.

>my first convention at 19
>turning 25 this year
I understand feeling like you're "too old" for cons - particularly this year for me, as I started attending more conventions and cosplay events, and the script can start to feel stale. It helps to find another "angle" for conventions - make friends with different perspectives and experiences, go to panels you wouldn't normally go to, just deliberately *do* something out of the ordinary for yourself.

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>spent the last two hours patterning and drafting a glove
>my first time making a glove from scratch
>finish assembling the entire thing and try it on
>NEARLY PERFECT FIT (some small alterations to be made, but nothing awful)
>joyful tfw

Now to hope that I can make sufficient seam allowance changes for the fit to work again with felt/suede instead of muslin.

>my first convention at 19
>turning 25 this year
I understand feeling like you're "too old" for cons - particularly this year for me, as I started attending more conventions and cosplay events, and the script can start to feel stale. It helps to find another "angle" for conventions - make friends with different perspectives and experiences, go to panels you wouldn't normally go to, just deliberately *do* something out of the ordinary for yourself.

>> No.9157696

when will this thread get deleted?

>> No.9157719 [DELETED] 
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>used to watch My Little Penis with sister all the time
>even cosplayed it with her
>she abandons me for a bf
>can't enjoy MLP ever again

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>need fabric for a project by next week
>There's a joanns about 20 min away but I work night shifts and would have to fuck up my sleep schedule and workout schedule to get to joanns before work, and it's obviously closed after work
>Reluctantly it fabric online shopping cart about to check out
>$30 shipping to get it to me on time

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So my family is forcing me to go IP-treatment for muh anorexia.. Scared shitless and devestated because when I get back out again I'll be too fat to fit in to unshirred brand. I don't want to be this sick fucking mess anymore but the thought of being fatter than I already am is killing me.
> bye bye beautiful unshirred OPs

>> No.9157733

I'm 23 and I feel really old for myweeaboo hobbies

>> No.9157761 [DELETED] 

>bf is always overly aggressive
>tell him to get rid of his energy by working out
>lifting makes him even more aggressive
>now picks fights with randoms
I just want a nice gentle boyfriend ;_;

>> No.9157764

>falling out cosplay
>losing spirit to do it anymore
>i always end up changing out of a costume during a con about 5 hours in
>just not as fun as it was 10 years ago
>still have people i want to cosplay but doesn't feel worth it
>start sobbing one night when putting cosplays in a pile to sell
>really hits me how out of love i feel from this hobby

>> No.9157765 [DELETED] 

Too much
Might want to switch to cardio.

>> No.9157768 [DELETED] 

You gonna be ok missus skelly, just lie back and think of england

>> No.9157785 [DELETED] 

>just lie back and think of england
Sounds like the advice my mom gave me for having sex...

>> No.9157788

>turn 40 next year
>been cosplaying since '96
>still get called a noob tard

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>> No.9157809 [DELETED] 

So you're queen Victoria?

>> No.9157860
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>be new to wearing lolita and plan to cosplay too soon
>Best friend (who's male) admits to me that he really wants to crossplay and crossdress
>Even says he might wear lolita with me

He's a great friend anyway, but now I have the cosplaying, brolita buddy that I've always wanted

>> No.9157861

I'm 26 and I've started cosplaying characters more my age, it helps.

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It turned out ok. The friend that took full pictures of me with his camera hasn't uploaded them yet. Heres a shitty pic my other friend took with his phone. This was before i went to the bathroom and saw my cape chain came loose/ fixed my top up.

I really dont like how my eyebrows came out, and the "X" on the eyepatch is too big imo. A female friend did the mascara(eye liner?) for me.

Normally i dont self post on 4chan because, well, you know. But my self esteem is pretty much non existent so i dont think it matters now. Ill try to get better pics of the costume before this thread dies.

>> No.9157877

>handsome black stud
How are white girls not all over you?

>> No.9157889

th-thank you!

Through middle and high school It has been drilled into my head that i am undesirable by the opposite gender. So i figured i was just ugly, quickly accepted it, and stopped caring. As long as i had video games,anime and my bros id be fine. I only have one female friend but she only hangs with us during cons.

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Thanks for the inspo, gull!

>> No.9157904

You can do this. No point in fitting into unshirred brand if your body is so weak and broken from anorexia that you die in your 40s. I believe in you, anon. Good luck and may AP light your path.

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>> No.9157944

>cosplay character from kind of unpopular game in series
>none of my friends want to group with me, "that one sucks anon"
>work really hard anyway
>get way more attention and interest than expected
>more than friends in popular game outfits because I'm the only one people have ever seen
>feels weird, kind of good?
>suddenly friends all want to cosplay game too
>...but specifically the character I did

I'm not usually possessive of characters I cosplay but it's kind of shitty that none of them cared until I did it?

>> No.9157954

They are just jealous of the attention you got and want some of it.

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>Been ironing glue fabric (the one that makes fabric sturdier, whatever it's called) to fragile fabric
>Been thinking of why it doesn't stick
>Can't put heat higher since the fabric won't take it
>Hope it will stick if I just press it long enough
>Get irritated, reach to extension cord to turn it off (iron is stick to it)
>It's already off
>I've been ironing with cold iron
>I'm stupid

>> No.9157991

Feels thread have always existed on cgl.
We talk about cosplay, cons, and jfashion feels.
They shoudn't be deleted.

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>has a rough idea how to start first big prop
>it's big and I plan to have sections that can be put apart for easier transportation
>wanted to use borders made of aluminium as a core
>okay before I buy anything let's check the con rules for props
>no metal core allowed
>max size 140cm
>mfw I luckily read that before starting to work on the prop

It's not like anything taller or with a metal core would've been banned at the cosplay contest, but I'd still prefer to carry it around the halls so my cos would look complete

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That sucks, man. Congrats on cosplaying into middle age.

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>planning to go to Rufflecon
>first time going
>receive email from boss today
>I'm scheduled to fly to Hong Kong and Singapore for business that same time

Fuck this. I'm going to try and pencil in the Meta Tea Party in Atlanta, but work rarely gives me requested time off.

>> No.9158028

>I'm scheduled to fly to Hong Kong and Singapore for business that same time
What kind of job do you work that requires traveling?

>> No.9158120

>Feels thread have always existed on cgl.

Feels threads have not always been here, but they have been here for some years now and have been deemed off topic from the start.

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Probably what >>9157618 said
She was telling me it was some Spark cosplayer she saw at a pokemon go meet up

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>> No.9158506

Same here but i'm a girl...And have other girls flirting with me.
Good thing i'm not straight at all but i can't flirt back my face gets all hot and i get all bothered.

>> No.9158512

Haha oh man it happened to me as well but with something else to iron and i was with friends. So embarassing.

>> No.9158518


>> No.9158523
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I just bought my dream dress. I've dreamed about it since I first found out about lolita fashion. This feels so good I'm nearly crying.

>> No.9158546

Does anyone else get annoyed when people post their unrelated, personal crap in con/cosplay groups? There's a girl that posts whenever she buys new makeup or dyes her hair. None of it is cosplay related at all. It's painfully obvious that she's fishing for likes/attention.

She's not bad looking either so I don't get why she's doing it.

>> No.9158550

Iktf anon. Hope everything will be ok and you'll receive it.

Moving on, i own only brand ( 6 pieces so far, bought second hand) but i'm always SO scared to wear it out. Like, i wish i could but what if somone spilled something on me on purpose or something (ketchup,a drink,ice cream,...)? What i i got a stain from sitting in the subway or something like that? It never happend before but i get so scared especially since it happened to a friend of mine. I own two all white dresses which are my biggest fear and the rest is pastel and prints.

>> No.9158551

grats anon, what dress?

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>> No.9158568

>buy dress on release day
>find out another lolita who I have a crush on bought the same dress too

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Thank you! It was pic related. I'm so excited and happy right now.

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>tfw you wind up behind a quilter at Joanns and theres only one person on staff at the cutting table

she had 16 fucking bolts of fabric. It took forever.

>> No.9158648

>felt lazy today so Idecide to do something productive
>sort through wardrobe, pull out pieces I don't like anymore
>debate on selling or trying them on to rekindle love
>about to undress to try them on, suddenly something feels off
>stomach gurgles like I just had a mentos and coke martini
>run to bathroom just in time for horrific diarrhea

good thing I didn't try them on or I'd be shit out of luck

>> No.9158718

I'm most likely making my first brand purchase on Friday (had my eye on a dress for ages -- am likely to have enough spare cash for it this paycheck) and I am sooooo hyped. It's an oldschool BABY and I can't get over the idea that I might have it in my wardrobe soon! I don't think I've EVER been this excited about a piece of clothing in my life.

>> No.9158728

>find really cute cosplayer on my twitter feed someone retweeted
>really small world they are from the same hometown as me
>feels like thats a creepy way to start a conversation tho

>> No.9158771

>>feel like a cunt
you really are matey

>> No.9158808

I'm going to be 26 soon and I've been feeling like that for while... More like ever since I started going on /cgl/ I'm forever a shounenfag too so that doesn't help at all.

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>finally bought cosplay supplies instead of junk food/other shit that isn't cosplay supplies
I've been putting it off for MONTHS now, for some reason. Feels great to finally do it and have that excitement of being able to make progress again.

>> No.9158970
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It's my birthday!! I had really good sushi and wore lolita all day, it was perfect.

>> No.9158987

another con coming up soon
as always the only way I can conquer my anxiety is too much alcohol
I can't give up cons though since artist alley always makes me so happy and I feel like I'd let down the people who know me if I didn't go

>> No.9159008

>Be male crossplayer
>Asked to do some modelling for an amateur photographer because they've never done cosplay photography let alone crossplay so it'll be fun for the both of us
>I agree and begin ordering wigs, yukatas, kaga and kongou outfit, etc
>Live with father
>A bunch of packages arrive at my house since the tracking says 'delivered' but every time they're delivered he's home and I'm not
>I don't have the packages and can't find them
>Ask him and he says they never arrived
>He's not exactly a very accepting father
>He probably took them, opened them out of curiosity, and binned them out of anger
>Alternatively they just went missing, or tracking info was fake (on 3 separate packages from 3 different sellers), someone is looting the mailbox, or I'm being screwed by postal services
>Those 4 possibilities together are less likely than father being a narrow minded asshole
>Keep getting emails from aliexpress saying that tracking shows I have the item so I should confirm I have them or I lose buyer protection
>Consider opening a dispute on aliexpress for the items so I can get my refund
>Realize it's unfair to punish sellers for circumstances outside their control and they have livelihoods too
>Confirm for goods I never received and re-order a ton of shit with express to make it in time for the photoshoot to my brother's house
>Cucked myself out of $350 of items

I'm gonna have to bring this up with him. This is unacceptable. THREE PACKAGES?

>> No.9159013

Sorry to hear that anon, I had a friend deal with the same thing so I always had him ship to me.
Do you have any reliable friends you can ship to?

>> No.9159021

Wish I had a job that requires me to fly around.

>> No.9159026

Happy birthday anon! I don't exactly know why but this made me really happy.

>> No.9159043

>been unemployed for a year
>get new job with salary slightly higher than before
>super excited for awesome job
>buy new iw dress I had my eye on like it's no big deal
>but still worried I didn't properly negotiate my salary and could have asked for more

Why is it eating away at me, why can't I just be happy that I'm making more without a pay cut and that I'm starting a new awesome job?

>> No.9159057

because you know you could afford so much more with a higher salary

>> No.9159074

Women always negotiate lower than men so you probably did sell yourself short here.

>> No.9159078

I know I'm gonna spill stuff at some point if I'm wearing my dresses to get food, but I'm pretty good at getting most food stains out of clothing because I've nearly ruined so many white work shirts. I just kinda accept it and roll with it.

>> No.9159098

Mascara is the brushy thing that goes on the lash, eye liner lines the eye. Some eyeliner would make your cosplay pop
(Also you're very cute , 10/10 would bully)

>> No.9159105
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I'm happy af, cgl
Sales have gone awesome so far, summer brought good buyers, managed to sell my baby first-stuff that I have been trying to sell since last year. Now ready to buy dream items.
feels good, Ima gonna be a lolita princess

>> No.9159115

My feel today is how fucking awful college websites/environments are.

The information is scattered among a stupid amount of sites, not to mention the lack of updating going on so I can't even check anything.

>tfw I still can't afford my books either

>> No.9159125
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What do perfect boobs look like in your opinion?
If we ignore all the "you should like yourself the way you are" for a moment here.

>> No.9159130

>lost my full time job in my country due to the company doing bad in sales
>feel like I should take this chance to find a job in or around Tokyo already
>so many jobs, but none that provide a working visa
Maybe I should try the English teaching way, but it doesn't help that I'm not a native English speaker, and my Japanese is still roughly at N4 level. Plus there's also this problem..
>so many cosplays/jfashion/anime/manga/games/etc. I would probably have to dump since it's too much expensive to ship them to Japan
Dumping it at the parents place is not really an option in my family situation.

I have a lot of thinking to do. But heck if even all those idol wannabees know how to get there, you'd think it shouldn't be impossible to somehow get everything managed. I just want to live and work there for a bunch of personal reasons.

>> No.9159134

perky, small boobs.

>> No.9159136

Guy here.


>> No.9159137

Equally sized, perky, and nipples that are properly sized. Any cup size looks perfect if they have these aesthetics. With big boobs, of course it's natural they sag a bit, though. But there's a difference between 'sagged with a still overall perky look' and 'saggy grandma look'.

Anyway, that's just my opinion.

>> No.9159142

Don't care what guys think, only interested in other girl opinions.

>> No.9159144

>Don't care what guys think

t. someone without glorious cowtits

>> No.9159150

Do you have any idea how impractical those are?
I'd take my small ones any day over those.

>> No.9159152

Hang in there! My financial aid just cleared so I was finally able to purchase the books I need

>> No.9159154
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>been planning to fly down to go to a smaller cali con a friend is staffing
>job started up again recently
>super behind on cosplay I was going to enter in their contest
>just suddenly not feeling it anymore
>flights are starting to look expensive and its either book today or not go at all

ugh all my motivation has gone out the window. I mean it would be a good time but shit is already strenuous. I got a local con two weeks afterwords anyways that I kind of have to enter the masquerade in anyways.... It's going to feel so shit to comp my badge cost but I think I just cant make it to this one.

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Not that anon, but since we're on the topic: I know this one guy with a preference for cowtits, and who is creepy af. I'm glad I have small boobs so that guy hopefully doesn't find me attractive enough to creep on, despite knowing he thinks I'm cute/pretty (my face that is).

I can understand the other anon for only being interested in other girl opinions, in that sense.

Also, in a slightly related but hopefully not too off topic: I love how you can find so many small perfect looking boobs at the catwalk that men don't creep over, since it's the fashion industry, and it's dominated by mostly woman and homosexuals(?) that can appreciate boob aesthetics in a non sexual way.

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>> No.9159158


Grotesque, gelatinous masses of fatty tissue? no thanks.

>> No.9159159

hers are not even fatty tissue but rather silicone

>> No.9159161
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>shittalking Nigri's funbags because you can't afford to have your mosquito bites enlarged

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I think the thread is near deleting again since it's not feels anymore

>> No.9159172

>€200 parcel
> €70 customs tax

Is this normal? I guess I should start accounting for that if I'm gonna buy from overseas...

>> No.9159175

>bought hotfix rhinestone gun for a cosplay 3 months ago
>Went on vacation a few weeks later, only received the item after I got home (recently)
>Base cosplay is done, only needs decorating. All materials have been bought over the last week and I was finally ready to start finishing it up today
>Decide to play with hotfix gun so I can get to know it better before I begin
>The tips that you're supposed to screw onto the gun won't attach because they're too small
>Annoyed that I paid money for this shit and it's too late to get a refund, but can deal with it cause the amount I paid was pretty small
>All hotfix guns look the same however, so scared of buying another one only to receive the same one I have with the same shitty too-small tips that won't fucking attach to the gun again

I was looking so much forward to getting started on this too

>> No.9159177
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I saw that you said you dont care about male opinions but ill give my 2 cents anyway:

Most older guys dont really care as long as theyre shaped nice

Teens/Tweens/TurboVirgins like humongous cowtits.

Men are split between guys that like cowtits and guys that like flat chested girls.

Heres what i think "perfect" looks like, but i personally prefer small/flat chests with wide hips. Excuse my MSpaint skills.

>> No.9159180
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Even guys dont want his opinion.
Dont listen to that shitter.

Ding Ding.

>> No.9159181

Welcome to Europe

>> No.9159182

This is why we can't have nice things. Aren't there other boards where you can post boob questions?

>> No.9159189

In the Netherlands it is, unfortunately. Customs is a bitch, and always makes EMS only services like rakuten way more expensive than they should be.

>> No.9159195

I prefer my small boobs over these type of silicone tits, and I'm not even that anon. I just think pushed up silicone tits have this uncanny look that makes them unappealing. Kind of like how plastic surgery faces are suppose to looks pretty, but end up looking unappealing by it's uncanny-ness. I don't know how Nigri's boobs look without a bra, perhaps it would look more realistic if she uses a bra that has less push up, and more of a natural shape for her boobs. Mosquito bites is a really old joke btw, people should come up something new.

That said, people can do what they want. Personally I would also be appealed to some botox injections, but I'm scared I might over do it, and start looking uncanny as well.

>> No.9159199

>meet mousey nerd girl in manga section of B&N through mutual homestuck interest
>current gf and her friend bully her because im being nice to her
>wow what this is new
>breaks up with me for an asian guy a year later, still crys and is super upset even though shes the one that left me
>ok whatever we broke up now so i dont care
>stop caring about girls for a while
>2 years go by
>hang out at homestuck girls house to watch horror movies and look at her vidya collection
>movie ends and she bends over right in front or me
>grab her from behind spin her around and kiss her
>holy shit ive never been this aggessive with a girl ever
>lewd ensues
>never ask her out, not that i dont like her i just didnt get around to it
>she stops hanging out with us (me and friends)
>oh fuck she thinks i used her for sex
>didnt ask her out because i have no car and havent gone to college yet at age 25 and i wanna work on myself before dating someone but i still like her

I mean i dont want her to wait on me to "better muhself" but i dont want her to think i used her. I did tell her i like her and i wasnt using her, she still hangs for cons when i ask and i buy her stuff/pay for her gas when she does. She still hasnt dated anyone since then, not sure if shes waiting on me or no ones tried.

TL;DR I slept with a girl i like and didnt ask her out and now she thinks i dont like her romantically when i just want to work on myself.

Flat chest is justice.

>> No.9159203

You can maybe lie yourself out of this. You have a friend that needed to order them but was going to be out of town when they would be delivered, so you had them shipped to your address so they would't get stolen.

>> No.9159205

How about a working holiday visa, if you're under 30? (or 25 in a few countries) Look it up, a lot of people I know do that.

>> No.9159207

Just be honest? At this rate, she's not going to want to talk to you because she's going to think you're an asshole. The longer you wait, the more she'll think you're just making up excuses/lying. Try to explain the situation and go from there. Either she accepts it and you two can figure something out or she doesn't and you move on/work on yourself like you planned to anyway.

>> No.9159209

You better take responsibility like they say in our chinese cartoons. Yes she is waiting for you. If you dawdle too long her friends might start convincing her that she was raped.

>> No.9159213

I left out a lot of stuff in green text. All i did was the kiss, a bit of groping and thats it. We had no condoms, i never planned on that happening. We drove to the gas station to get them, the whole experience was pretty funny/awkward. get what you mean though.

>> No.9159217

Large enough to have a visible shape in clothes
Small enough to not make an overhang crease in the underboob

>> No.9159221

this desu

>> No.9159224

>buyer messages me asking for shipping to austrailia
>expensive as fuck, $50
>expect her to back out after telling her
>good, i do not want to ship internationally
>she agrees to it

>> No.9159225

Unfortunately, my country doesn't have that agreement with Japan, else it would have been the first option on my mind. And since I'm 26 already, there are just 4 years left of hoping that they make some agreement, which I can still benefit of. So I guess it's better to find other options, rather than waiting for nothing. Also tfw my country does have that agreement with South-Korea, but -even though I like both cultures-I really prefer Japan (for those personal reasons).

>> No.9159228

Just be honest with her, and just ask her out if you like her. It's a bold move, but way better than drowning yourself in "what if.." questions..

>> No.9159234
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This....is probably the best description ive ever seen.

>> No.9159254
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>> No.9159264
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>any of you qts need a bf
>implying I'm a pedophile who wants to fuck any of the flat-chested womanlets inhabiting this thread

>> No.9159292
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>tfw no cosplay/lolita gf

>> No.9159294

>implying that any of us care

>> No.9159297
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>still upset because you've got tits like shuttlecocks

o i am laffin

>> No.9159299

I'm a few years younger than most of my cosplay friends but they make me feel so old every time I meet them. None of them are studying, none of them have jobs, none of them have moved away from home and none of them can keep track of their money and they're all 23+ by this point.

And it just feels like I'm hanging out with a bunch of kids in costumes that their parents paid for...

>> No.9159313
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>big breasts are better!!1
Yeah not being able to see your own feet must be so great

>> No.9159320

From the viewpoint of women, it sucks.
From the viewpoint of some men, it's great.

That other anon is a fucking autist that's probably a shitposter on r9k to boot, so let's just drop the argument.

>> No.9159330
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>not posting the superior cosplayfu

Sorry about your taste my dude, but I guess someone has to like her. If you're into tits at least post Yaya. Jessica NiggerREEE is old and busted. Or is it just lazy bait because a lot of /cgl/ hates Jiggers?

>> No.9159341


You're no better

>> No.9159344
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It's not as simple as saying all men like big boobs and all women hate having big boobs. Tastes vary. Don't get butt blasted over someone that likes big breasts. There are just as many men that like petite or flat chests. In the end it's all about the booty anyway.

>> No.9159349
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>implying I'm trying to 1up him or defend you
I can't find this high grade of salt in any supermarket.

>> No.9159367

I'm not buttblasted, I just want to steer the argument away before the thread gets deleted.

It's a stupid, opinion-based argument that'd get nowhere.

>> No.9159379

I like them round, soft and big enough to hang/sag a little. I don't mind if they're not super perky, but pretty nipples are a must. Nipple placement is the key to an attractive pair of breasts imo. Most tits are nice, the only ones that would really disappoint me is if they were tubular breasts (look it up) or looked pointy and weird like that. I wouldn't mind a flat chest on a masculine-of-centre or androgynous girl, but I wouldn't like it on a femme.

t. dyke

>> No.9159400

Learn to read

>> No.9159408
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>In the end it's all about the booty anyway.
Aah a connoisseur of butts, think you can handle this?

>> No.9159452

Anon you drew me 0///0

>> No.9159541

I'm amazed this thread hasn't been deleted yet

>> No.9159564
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>go to con alone to meet people as I only have normie friends
>everyone is either fat, ugly or autistic
Why didn't i see this coming?

My hobbies are a curse

>> No.9159571

So you decided to post here, where everyone is either fat, ugly or autistic.
Great choice.

>> No.9159583

Nah nigga

Ayy girl, how you doin'?

>> No.9159593

Speak for yourself

>> No.9159602

I'm a fan of a perky C-D cup, personally. Big enough to have cleavage with a good bra, but small enough that they're not in the way of everything.
>mfw have 34J instead of anything cute and have to pay out the ass for ugly ass bras.

I'm so jealous of all the girls who have smaller tits and can buy kawaii bras on the cheap.

>> No.9159603

Honstly, why would we all be anon if that's not the reason?

>> No.9159609

Good looking girls make sure people can see them whenever possible.

>> No.9159613
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Delicious cowtits

>> No.9159614

Australian buyers aren't surprised by their shipping costs at this point, I went through the same thing shipping out a dress there for like $35. I don't offer international shipping anymore because it freaked me out a little, because of the tracking and whatnot.

>> No.9159624

delicious, but probably worse for you than eating an entire chocolate cake.

>> No.9159629
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Guy here

This is what you should be aiming for.

>> No.9159631
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I don't care. I want to be smothered by them.

>> No.9159648

I think the only reason these threads get deleted is because some salty bitch keeps reporting them.

>> No.9159650

Mods/janitors need to understand that just because something is reported doesn't mean they need to delete it.

They need to understand that reports can often come from a vocal minority.

They often think they're doing the community's will by listening to the whiny vocal minority, when in reality most of the community does not actually think whatever they're mad at should be deleted.

>> No.9159697

B-C cup. Smaller nipples, which are either super pale or dark enough that they contrast well with your skin tone.

>> No.9159703
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>goes to con alone to make friends
>I'm the fat, ugly, autistic one

>> No.9159715

>tfw same

Even if I lost weight it wouldn't make up for the whole autism part

>> No.9159735
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>mfw I was nearly t-boned on the way to the craft store, then some asshole tailgated me because I couldn't go faster with a car in front of me.

Jesus christ I just wanted to buy resin. At least the store had it.

>> No.9159747

your opinion is super valid because you are a male.

>> No.9159749

This isn't true, I know a girl who's super gorgeous but she has major self esteem issues cause she was beat as a kid.

>> No.9159781

I did? Well kudos, in my eyes you are perfection. If I knew you irl is still be too shy to say anything though. Being shy sure is suffering.

>> No.9159792

I think if they really cared as much as you do they would've specified the gender in the original question, which should not have been asked in this thread in the first place and is largely at fault for it derailing.

>> No.9159797

Delete this.

>> No.9159799
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Guy here

If you're female and don't have cowtits, please refrain from speaking.

>> No.9159813

guy here, unless you have c cups with tinny nipples you can't suck my micro penis.

>> No.9159814

I'm starting to think the "guy" posts are just regular seagulls trolling the thread.

>> No.9159816

>just now realizing this

Every now and then, some fag decides he wants to flex his e-peen, though.

Really likes the (You)'s

>> No.9159817


>> No.9159819

I get that feel man
>cosplay stroheim from jojo
>2 girls give me phone numbers
>shy so wait to text them
>it's now way too late for me to be relevant

>> No.9159821
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>not having cowtits

>> No.9159828

>pretending to be a male interested in cow tits to validate you being a whale

>> No.9159831
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>tfw attractive physically but have a shit personality
>extremely introverted, to the point that I'm lucky if I say 10 words a day
>whenever people would try and talk to me I'd spill my spaghetti, so now I have headphones on without music playing, just so people don't talk to me
>all the girls at my work think I'm a stuck up asshole for not making small talk, can hear comments about it here and there
>I hate myself

Man I'm just trying to get through the day in peace without having a panic attack, yet for some reason instead of people seeing me as a social reject they view me as a self righteous piece of shit. Even though I don't speak at all during work, other than "hey" when greeted. Do looks really define how people view you that much? I had a friend tell me that I look intimidating, feels terrible.

>> No.9159836

>tfw gorgeous
>I mean people stare at me every time I go out
>but I don't do people
>I mean I only will tolerate one person talking to me, extremely displeased at anyone else talking to me
>not even that I'm awkward, just super introverted and prefer to listen to music or daydream instead of talking to people
>people call me a bitch and assume I think nobody is good enough to talk to me because I'm pretty
>if I was ugly they'd just assume I'm shy
>now and then I contemplate dumping acid on my face to have people not think I'm a bitch

Fucking sucks. Ugly chicks have it easy.

>> No.9159837

>Do looks really define how people view you that much?
Yes, usually looks also change how a person acts with those around them too though since people interact with them differently also

>> No.9159843

>tfw gorgeous
>I mean people stare at me every time I go out
>extremely displeased at anyone else talking to me
>thinking the way you look is the only reason people consider you a bitch

el oh el

>> No.9159848

I don't even talk to anyone, and when I do I try my best to be polite(that doesn't mean I like talking though). But it's really annoying when they spread rumors that I'm a bitch because I don't want to go out for drinks. You can be as upset as you want at my statement that I'm attractive but that won't change anything on my end.

>> No.9159852

Post pictures

>> No.9159856

>post myself on 4chan

The people who always ask for others to do this are probably still in highschool and have no idea what consequences this will have.

Also, you seem to be under the impression that I actually owe you proof. It won't change my life if an anonymous person on a Korean Caricature board doesn't believe me.

>> No.9159859

>consequences will never be the same!
oh shut up. you can also easily censor part of the image.
in other words you are just another ugly duckling like the rest of us.

>> No.9159860

t. hamplanet

>> No.9159863

Sorry to say but just because you're ugly doesn't mean everyone else is.

Also, if I censored something you jackasses would somehow accuse me of doing that to some random image to throw off reverse image search.

>someone won't post pictures on 4chan so they must be fat

Nice projection.

>> No.9159864
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If you can pick up a burger, you can pick up a fucking camera and show us all what a blessing you are to the earth, Mary Jane. Otherwise, you're a hamplanet

>lol it's just a Korean Caricature board
>b-but real life consequences

>> No.9159868

This is the EXACT image that I was thinking of through this whole thread. Perfect Mahoro.

>> No.9159869

But what makes you think that I care enough about your opinion of me to do that? I'm responding because I'm bored but I've said I don't owe you anything. I know you're desperate for attention from someone attractive but god damn.

>> No.9159870

Go to bed HWC

>> No.9159872

>go to bed
>it's 8:30 in the morning

>> No.9159876

>your husband
>not in bed with a Thai prostitute right now

>> No.9159877

he's literally sitting next to me eating right now

>> No.9159883
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>being a Thai prostitute


>> No.9159886

I'm not quite sure how sitting next to someone while they eat makes one a prostitute but k

>u don't get the joke!

jokes are supposed to be funny

>> No.9159892

HWC do you play Pokemon go? Or is the idea of going outside to terrible for you?

>> No.9159893
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>expecting a woman to understand humor


>> No.9159895

pokemon go is stupid

>afraid to go outside

I'm not afraid it's just annoying

I get humor, but your sense of it is shit

>> No.9159897

Man, why are women so fucking bad at banter

>> No.9159899

this isn't banter you twat, this is shitposting

go to /b/ or /r9k/ if you want someone to XDD bring on teh epic bantz with you

>> No.9159901

>being such an insufferable cunt that you're forced to spend your life shitposting on /cgl/ because even your own husband won't give you a dicking

A discouraging reversal.

>> No.9159904

>your own husband won't give you a dicking

1. l-lewd
2. he does

>either of us can keep our hands to ourselves
>I don't have cum in me this very moment

I just thoroughly enjoy shitposting

>> No.9159909

>I just thoroughly enjoy shitposting

You enjoy pretending to be pretty on an anonymous image board in some kind of masturbatory self-confidence boosting ritual. Now post some pics, piggy, I wanna see the fat acne-addled face behind Ms "people stare at me every time I go out."

>> No.9159910

>not knowing HWC, our residential anorexic shitposter

>> No.9159913

I don't owe you that?



I'm not anorexic I just get nervous and throw up a lot

>> No.9159915

not even your mouthbreathing husband cares if you post yourself on 4chan
now hurry up and deliver bitch so we can laugh at you and get this over wtih

>> No.9159920

I wasn't aware you knew all my husbands wishes

thank you for interpreting his will to me

>> No.9159922

My bad.

>> No.9159927

The worst that'll happen is you get mocked. This isn't 4chan of 2008 anymore.

I've self posted and been mocked and that's it; nobody gives a fuck anymore.

This is Reddit v2.0

>> No.9159932

HWC, how does it feel to be someone's second wife? You know he loved another person enough to ask her to marry him.

>> No.9159936

lol HWC got cucked

>> No.9159938

feels shitty that he got hurt and it didn't work out for him the first time around

but I'm prettier than her by a lot so that's about it

hard to feel jelly when he's jamming his dick into me constantly

>> No.9159939

This thread was fucked the moment that stupid bitch posted the titty question.

Yare Yare.....

>> No.9159940

do you not know what "cucked" is? if anything she would be the cuck because instead of being with her he's now with me

>> No.9159941

>i enjoy being a fuckdoll
i think that is just about all you amount to

>> No.9159942

>I can't enjoy regularly making love to the man I married

if you honestly can tell me you think I am nothing but a fuckdoll for enjoying sex with my husband you need your head checked

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>> No.9159951
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>HWC shitposting
>men are the problem

wew lad

>> No.9159953
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>im a problem

I'm a blessing in disguise

>> No.9159960

>you will never cum inside HWC while her husband watches

>> No.9159965

That's a male interested alright, but a middle aged creeper rather than a hunky hot young adult. So should we care about his opinion? Obviously not.

>> No.9159967

it's a fantasy of many but unfortunately he's the first and only person who will ever get to cum in me

>> No.9159972

Do you ever pretend you don't want him to?

>> No.9159980

why would I do that? it's not in my best interests

>> No.9159986

What is a HWC, and why do we need to go even more off topic than the boob question?

>> No.9159989

fucking newfag

>> No.9159992

Oh wow so I've finally gotten to witness the weirdness that is HWC

>> No.9159993


how fucking rude m8

I'm not weird

>> No.9159996

>23 year old married to a 37 year old
>not weird

>> No.9159998

I mean, from what I've read, you seem pretty damn weird to me

>> No.9160001

from what I've read you seem pretty damn retarded to me

>> No.9160004

The first time I went on 4chan was in 2005, so that's oldfag for you. People with an actual life aren't constantly on 4chan you know.

>> No.9160005

She's been shitting up the entire board all year. How do you not know about her?

>> No.9160009

Does your husband know you're up past your bedtime?

>> No.9160010

it's 10 in the morning and he's literally right next to me

>> No.9160011

Haven't seen her in the threads I'm regularly in, and I have been active again since the last 3 months or something? So then that has to be before that, aka when I was on my off 4chan period. Or she simply didn't shit up any of the threads I'm active in.

>> No.9160015

Rape roleplay best roleplay

>> No.9160017

not according to his tastes

>> No.9160018

And btw I'm normally not active in this thread, but I decided to post my feels here this time, and now I lurk to see if there's still anything interesting. And well the only thing that seems to be going on here is this whole off topic talk about HWC, and I'm sure this thread will be deleted again. Since yes, I did get the note these threads keep getting deleted lately, from the thread descriptions.

>> No.9160020

He probably makes you call him daddy.

>> No.9160024

kek no, I did that as a joke once and he hated it

if he's being annoying I'll start calling him that and he usually stops whatever is annoying me

he's into stuff in public, not your gross rape and age play assumptions

>> No.9160027

>you'll never punish HWC for shitposting and being a naughty girl by impregnating her against her will while she fights you off and begs you to stop

>> No.9160028

nope but I'm sure my husband wouldn't mind too terribly much if you watched him punishing me for being naughty

>> No.9160029

Well how are we gonna set this up?

>> No.9160031

you have to fly over here

>> No.9160032

Using a cam would be easier

>> No.9160039

my husband is of high standing and footage of him railing his 20-something year old wife probably wouldn't go over well with his work

>> No.9160047

It can't be traced back to him if his identity is hidden.

>> No.9160049
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Just got home from a con! I could only get one day off work, so I had to pack as much anime as I could into one day.

>see hot guy cosplaying Kaito
>try to get his attention several times throughout the day
>no avail
>finally get to talk to him
>mfw she's a girl

>> No.9160050

>people on here don't hate me enough to try

I already have one girl who I know in person mad cause my husband isn't into fatties who keeps posting shit about me here

>> No.9160063

should've gotten her number anyway

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Jesus christ you guys

>> No.9160108


>> No.9160110
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I broke my needle while embroidering... and its so damn fucking hot I can hardly grip the thing in the first place. Why summer why.

>> No.9160121
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>this thread

>> No.9160125

>contributing to the shitposting

>> No.9160126
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I wasn't interested, since most girls don't have a penis.

>> No.9160142

>if he's being annoying I'll start calling him that and he usually stops whatever is annoying me
what an annoying piece of trash you are.

>> No.9160145
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did you get that image from your favorite meme site, 9gag?

>> No.9160148

Then why do you talk about it so much. If you don't want people to have this vision of you being a retarded fuckdoll, maybe stop acting like one.

You can't though because you're stupid.

>> No.9160150

If you were really worried about real life consequences you'd of stopped posting by now.
You're a fake.

>> No.9160154

>doesn't get friendly back and forth


because it gets under people's skin here quite well


as long as my stalker is scared shitless by my husbands legal team I'm good if I don't post my picture and or any real information that would lead to my husband

I don't have social media and I've never posted details about me as a person anywhere online that would lead to anyone finding out my identity so it's not like anyone can find my information

you fucks call me stupid but I've covered my tracks spotlessly

>> No.9160157

Except I know who your husband is.

>> No.9160159

I know you do you stupid bitch

go ahead and say it then

literally nobody is going to believe you

but you won't because you'll be kicked out of the country and your shitty visa will be revoked and you won't get to live out your fat fuck weeb dream of ~uwu~ 2smexy Japanese husbando

>> No.9160161

Started going to cons at 25. You're good anon. Have fun!

>> No.9160379

>liking dick
are you gay?

>> No.9160381
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what. the. fuck.

>> No.9160391

there's this girl who stalks me and my husband cause she thinks he's hot but he isn't into fatties

she's pissed cause she's fat and he's married to me, a super qt

but no matter how pissed she is she'll get in trouble if she does anything along the lines of putting me or my husbands info here

>> No.9160394

Gotta admit, if you really are as cute as you say I'm mad jelly.
Do you have big boobs too apart from a cute face/nice body? Just tell me everything, I'm in the mood for feeling inferior.

>> No.9160399

I'm really thin so they aren't that big now but when I was closer to 115 they were pretty big desu

at least for being half asian

>> No.9160403

Would you have sex with my bf while I watch and you tell me how I am not good enough for him?

>> No.9160406

sadly I will have to decline

being married and all kinda puts a stop to the whole fucking random people thing

my husband is 2perf to me and I don't wanna lose him or his dimples

>> No.9160407

Figured as much.
Finding hot girls to seduce my bf is not easy. I don't even know why I like it so much.
Have you ever kissed a girl in a sexual way?

>> No.9160464

HWC or w/e your name is, I want to be a trophy wife too. Quick question though, do you have to take it in the ass? Would like to avoid that, I'm obviously okay with regular sex.

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I agree, I've noticed that fake boobs look like the incorrect way to draw boobs as shown on this picture. They always look wrong.
Theres a girl who paid $7k to get a boob job and its scarred the shit out of the under part of her boobs but she throws them in everyone's face while also looking down on everyone. If you were so much better than everyone else, you wouldn't have needed fake tits...or you would at least have saved up more to get a better job done so you wouldn't have terrible obvious scarring.

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>> No.9160513

How long until HWCs husband replaces her with a different cumslut?

>> No.9160541

HOW IS THIS STILL HERE. They're just fucking with us at this point

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Based on Roman art and literature, small breasts and wide hips were the ideal body type for women considered alluring by Roman men. Roman art from the Augustan period shows idealized women as substantial and fleshy, with a full abdomen and breasts that are rounded, not pendulous.

Large breasts were mocked as humorous or a sign of old age.

Young girls wore a strophium secured tightly in the belief that it would inhibit the growth of breasts, and a regimen of massaging the breasts with hemlock, begun while a woman was still a virgin, was thought to prevent sagging. Breasts receive relatively minimal attention in erotic art and literature as a sexual focus; the breast was associated primarily with nursing infants and a woman's role as a mother.

>> No.9160560

Unlike today women back then had to be strong or they would face the danger of dying during childbirth.
Today it is literally not necessary to be a "fleshy" woman aka fat.

>> No.9160562

>Unlike today women back then had to be strong or they would face the danger of dying during childbirth.

Except smaller breasts has nothing to do with "being strong" so you don't die during childbirth, and that's not why they liked smaller breasts.

>Today it is literally not necessary to be a "fleshy" woman aka fat.

By "fleshy" they mean fleshy like that statue, you can see that statue has some bodyfat to her, but she's not overweight.

Also now you're saying that being fat was necessary or increased survival of childbirth, just...

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>From the viewpoint of some men, it's great.
They have pretty bad taste then desu. Small is justice.

>> No.9160609

>find ideal dream cosplay
>literally perfect for it, same build/height/face
>don't have the skills to make it look good

i'm dead inside gals

>> No.9160637

thats really pretty anon, congrats

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>accurate reaction

better than the last 100 replies

>> No.9160673

>really considering buying a new dress on payday next week, haven't bought a new main piece in almost a year
>tire on my car goes flat overnight, just had that fucker changed, what gives?
>call auto shop and said they replaced the wrong tire
>probably going to end up spending another $100 on a new tire
>go to shop in the morning, they said they won't charge me for the tire, just the service and disposal fee ($14)
>correct tire gets changed, still have money to buy dress, I'm relieved but still kinda pissed this happened in the first place

god the locals here are so fucking incompetent most of the time

>> No.9160779

Since this thread already went to hell, am I wrong for not believing in people being genderfluid? I can get behind the idea of not feeling you belong to either gender, but that somehow translating into changing your preferred gender whenever just feels wrong.

Doesn't help people within my (online) social circle are increasingly mentioning they'll use 'they' pronouns, being genderfluid, and other stuff like that.
>tfw can't say anything about it because I don't want to lose my friends

>> No.9160782


My solution to that issue is not being friends with any of those sort of people though.
My circle of friends may be small, but they're all people I care deeply about and people that actually care and have my back rather than being so egotistical and focused on themselves that they think the world needs to cater to them.

>> No.9160786

I guess that's my struggle, they might share a stupid post every now and then but overall I've known most of them for quite some time and they're genuinely nice and fun to talk with.
It's just that whenever they have moments where they'll complain about whatever drama is going on that week, I want to punch them in the face.

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just started dating someone new
we really care about each other
but they know nothing about anime or cosplay or cons and have no interest at all in them

cons have been the only thing keeping me treading water out of the depths of my depression
i feel like im being torn apart now and lowkey wish i never met them so at least i wouldnt have to choose between these 2

i just wish someone would run me over or an accident would happen so i could get out of this heartbreak

>> No.9160962

>that image
Are you saying you want to die in a plane crash?

>> No.9160987

that's what I was thinking on my flight this last week

>> No.9161013

>i feel like im being torn apart now and lowkey wish i never met them so at least i wouldnt have to choose between these 2
>defining yourself with anime/conventions and feeling like you have to choose them or a person you care about instead of just being an adult and accepting that not everybody has identical tastes

Are you 12? I love videogames and my last girlfriend didn't really give a shit about them, so I just focused on interests we actually did have in common instead of crying like a bitch

>> No.9161040

It is probably the best way to go. The forces involved in (fatal) plane crashes are so strong that you die instantly without feeling anything.

>> No.9161041

>Are you 12? I love videogames and my last girlfriend didn't really give a shit about them
>I love videogames

It's typical that men focus on their own interests and don't care about sharing life experiences and interests in what is important to them. Men often are so selfish and just want you to fuck off with anything they don't enjoy.

dump his ass

>> No.9161048

She wasn't even a good fuckdoll at that, so I dumped her ass.

>> No.9161064

Your mom is a pretty good fuckdoll though :^)

>> No.9161077

She's dead.

However, my ex-girlfriend most certainly isn't. She wouldn't even attempt anal for christ's sake. I was always at half mast just thinking about having to fuck her anytime she asked. I thought about her best friend or sluts like JNig just to stay in it long enough to bust a nut.

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>Come to realize I kind of hate a good portion the group I room with for cons.
>Said guys in group include a butt ugly retard who always insists on bringing his oversized waifu trashcan with him in an overpacked car, a 30-something year old who freaks out over everything because mommy dearest is calling him every other hour and throws fits when he doesn't get attention when he wants it, and one who is incapable of conversation beyond boasting about what he accomplished in his waifu game and to a lesser extent also throws fits when he doesn't get attention.
>Have to put up with them because they're my boyfriend's friends and they're part of an otherwise really rad group of con buddies I hang with.

I was thinking that maybe I fell into the group of people who were getting tired of cons because I'm getting older, but having thought about it twice I'm just really fucking tired of putting up with older people who can't function properly when I'm trying to enjoy a con trip.

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