Feels thread

[Anonymous No.9143982]

Time to share some cosplay and lolita related feelings

Previous thread >>9140160

[Anonymous No.9143985]

>Coinstar'ed all the change in my jar for a $60 Amazon.com gift card

Time to finish this cosplay!

[Anonymous No.9143995]

Man fuck everyone who ruined cats for lolita fashion. Literally everyone hates cat items now because some greasy weebs wore it out and of course normies loves cats now cause of the internet and I'm just here like... I think cat stuff is cute but I'll instantly be ita trash cause I want to show everyone that I enjoy cats.
And of course the only advice I'll get is to just not have shit taste as if that's legitimate advice. Like yea just change my opinion, right?

[Anonymous No.9144005]

>local lolita heard that the Ghostbusters remake was bombing
>she tries to get the whole comm to see it together
>no real reaction
>someone points out that this has nothing to do with egl
>she deletes her initial post, and leaves this butthurt

People like this, gtfo my cute hobby.

[Anonymous No.9144009]

>>9143995
aye, excellent observation

[Anonymous No.9144010]

>>9144005
Good, it was shit and it's gimmick was sad and I'm pretty sure nu male Fieg and Sony just threw money at whoever was still alive from the original to make it seem okay.

[Anonymous No.9144013]

>>9144009
RU post just triggered me to be real with you.

[Anonymous No.9144015]

>FB friended high school kid I met at con
>See her cosplay pics
>Cosplay are fine but seriously lacking in makeup for costumes that need them like Sailor Scouts and princesses
>Don't know her well enough to bring it up

[Anonymous No.9144045]

>married to a fatty-chan
>mfw people rip on fatty-chans

[Anonymous No.9144060]

>>9143976
I'm in the opposite situation, moving away and afraid I'll lose my best cosplay friend because of it. :( Just do your best to stay in touch, anon! I'm sure he'll appreciate it!

[Anonymous No.9144073]

>>9144045
why'd you marry someone who wears their mental illness on the outside?

[Anonymous No.9144079]

>>9144005
Sounds like a typical Ghostbusters '16 fan.

[Anonymous No.9144086]

>>9144005
It's made a profit of $40 million so far how is that a bomb?

[Anonymous No.9144091]

>Bleach is ending
>Use to be so hype
>5 years ago it jumped the shark into galaxies unknown
>Only still read because it takes 2 minutes a week and kind hoped for some payoff
>Kubo clearly rushing because the editor in chief is finally tired of his shit
>Suddenly Kubo's 400 forgotten characters and even the important ones will never get closure

[Anonymous No.9144094]

>>9144086
$40 million is chump change to Sony, especially considering the shitloads they blew on advertising.

>>9144045
People are mean as fuck. Just ignore them.

[Anonymous No.9144131]

>>9144005
Suicide Squad and New-busters aren't even being released in China.

Jealous.

[Anonymous No.9144134]

>>9144131
>tfw no hot Chinese Squad Harley cosplayers

[Anonymous No.9144138]

>See a beautiful dress
>Not quite a dream dress, but high tier of love
>Hunt for the source
>Turns out its Indie
>Indie brand is dead as fuck, RIP

also I learned one of my coworkers cosplayed and she's awful. It's not that she's the worse cosplayer, and I'm not the best cosplayer, but at least I wear wigs.

[Anonymous No.9144139]

>go to lolita meet
>surrounded by 19-20 year olds crying about how they feel sooo old now that they're (about to be) not teenagers anymore
oh fuck off

[Anonymous No.9144142]

>>9144139
perhaps old people do this to young people... they make them think they are going to get old... lol

[Anonymous No.9144145]

>>9144142
what

[Anonymous No.9144165]

>started college
>gained fucking freshman 25
>hate how i look and hate going out and wearing any of my tight old clothes
>just need to get over it and go to the gym
>gym populated by local cardio bunnies and frat powerlifters

I know none of them are paying attention to me but I used to be cute and skinny-fat and now I'm just fat and I know this sounds so bad, but I even hate taking selfies because I can't look good at any angle...

[Anonymous No.9144176]

>>9144165
How about not taking selfies? Or alternatively, work the fuck out?
Once you are trim again you can go back to whoring yourself out.

[Anonymous No.9144199]

>>9144145
unless i'm mistaken, it's probably a good thing for younger people to be educated about the aging process and take care of their body as they grow older

even though when all is said and done vanity isn't always as profitable for a person as you may think... there are things which exist about us which are not our bodies or clothes (like our soul, for example)

so it's probably a good thing, but i often hear old people talk so frequently to younger people about aging and growing old and whatnot... specifically in the realm of cosmetics or fashion or personal aesthetics etc...

so i'm saying maybe it is old people (especially asian moms, lol) who would cause young people to be like that, in addition as well to lolita culture which promotes that sort of ultra-youth aesthetic

[Anonymous No.9144217]

>>9144199
It wasn't even really about aesthetics, mostly "wehhh I don't want to grow up being an adult is dumb and icky"

[Anonymous No.9144228]

>>9144176
Sorry you're born ugly?

[Anonymous No.9144230]

>>9144228
You better be. Wish I was born with a 10/10 cute face.

[Anonymous No.9144267]

>>9144217
>implying it is not
Go home grandma

[Anonymous No.9144283]

>chubby
>husband fat
>I had us eating healthier over the past two months
>we do cardio together, and on top of that pokemon GO
>went to a bunch of cons and did nothing but walking
>hoping for a flat tummy by next summer/con season so i can accurately potray all those characters that show midriff

>I've gained weight and my husband lost weight

what in the ever living fuck is this

[Anonymous No.9144288]

>>9144165
Take a selfie anon, I'm sure it's not that bad at all

[Anonymous No.9144304]

Girls have one job. Not be fat.
Yet Most of you mess that up. How come? Is not eating shit and not drinking soda/alcohol that fucking difficult for you?
It just boggles the mind.

[Anonymous No.9144311]

>>9144283
Check your measurements rather than your weight? Muscle is denser than fat.

[Anonymous No.9144312]

>Be me, browsing the comm sales of my people on FB
>"Leaving Lolita Sale, Everything Must Go"
>Drama-llama I dislike is leaving the fashion and community, I'll never have to see her use the comm page as her 2007-era LiveJournal again
>No more waiting a half hour at the station at meets because she overslept
>pic is literally my face right now

[Anonymous No.9144313]

>ate a ton on vacation and didn't have access to my exercise equipment, gained around 7 lbs in two weeks (mostly water weight, I'm sure)
>depressed as fuck because I gained an inch around my waist
>now struggling to eat enough
>forcing myself to eat makes me feel sick
>at a severe deficit because of exercise
>falling down frequently, suspect seizures due to low blood sugar
>occasionally faint
>waiting on results from EEG and MRI
>need to get this shit handled before con season

I just want to be at a healthy size and not falling down. I won't be able to go to my con this year if I don't get this under control. I imagine if I faint in a crowded place, everyone will freak out and call an ambulance. Con ruined + medical expenses.

[Anonymous No.9144323]

>after a year of pondering finally decide to get surgery
>best decision in my life
My body is literally ready for cons.

[Anonymous No.9144330]

>follow someone on their more private account after talking for some time
>maybe we'll get to be actual friends!
>turns out they're insufferable cunts the moment they're not on a public account

Among other things, turns out they're the kind of person that will get pissed when people they don't like cosplay or even dare to like the characters this person does.
You'd think people would have grown out of that after they turn 18.

[Anonymous No.9144331]

>>9144323
oooh deets. Over muscle under muscle? what type? how do they feel? How do they look without a bra?

[Anonymous No.9144338]

>>9144331
>How do they look without a bra?
Subtle...

[Anonymous No.9144351]

>>9143982
I really want to jfash but I'm curvy yet smol asian and my white family is really conservative and dislike that I love asian popculture.
I just bought a bunch of new clothing and I can't wait for it to arrive, my boyfriend is really supportive too. Even so, I'm still a bit scared of the public attention I'd receive, but even more scared of the attention from my family. I moved out back in January but I haven't invited my parent to see my apartment yet. Ofcourse, it's been hectic with personal stuff, but I'm also really afraid of their reaction to my manga and figure collection on display. I know it's an 'immature' hobby but I just like it soso much. The fact that my bf likes it too, makes it even better

>TL;DR I like jfash, mango and animay but family thinks it's childish

[Anonymous No.9144353]

>>9144331
Sub-pectoral, silicone (mostly because look and feel are better).
Right now they are still a bit hard because they need to settle. Feels amazing now, still a bit heavy but the doctor said I will get used to it soon.
Looks absolutely amazing! Very round and so much more perky. I used to have a slight sag and quite noticable asymmetry so this is much better.

The whole ordeal was not easy though. You should really think it through and get lots of consultation. Can't stress this enough, talk to family, friends and most importantly your doctor/surgeon!

[Anonymous No.9144401]

Just went to my last con of the year and I'm trying not to let that post con depression sink in. Classes start in a few days so that should eat up some of my time and I'm going to focus on new art/merchandise. Really just trying to keep myself as busy as possible so I won't have to think about the fact that I probably won't be doing as many cons next year (fingers crossed I can at least do more AA)

[Anonymous No.9144417]

I leave for a date in 20 minutes and I'm very nervous. He's cute and almost has the same interests as me. It's been a while since I've gone out with someone I actually fancied so I'm hoping I don't come across as totally awkward and obnoxious.

If all goes well and we see each other some more I'll have a bf I could go to cons with and maybe even convince to couple cosplay with me.

[Anonymous No.9144420]

>>9144417
dump his ass

(just joking anon, good luck)

[Anonymous No.9144423]

>>9144417
Just keep the conversation moving and try not to drop your pasghetti. You'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.9144432]

>>9144086
budget was 500mil, advertising was 100mil
So even if they make more money than their budget, they have to go over advertising to truly turn a profit
Also not all profit goes to sony

[Anonymous No.9144441]

>>9144283
it's usually snacks or lack of water
Consult a professional and they'll pinpoint the problem

[Anonymous No.9144442]

>>9144323
>>9144353
How much did you pay for them?

[Anonymous No.9144466]

>>9144323
>tfw gave up on lift+implants due to costs
>supplements and exercise can only help a tiny bit

My body will never be ready.

[Anonymous No.9144476]

>>9144466
Guys don't like fake tits anyway. What's wrong with yours?

[Anonymous No.9144494]

>>9144476
>Guys don't like fake tits anyway

[Anonymous No.9144497]

>>9144351
Well, it is childish, but if your parents concerns are still a problem you probably are young so it doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.9144498]

>>9144476
I don't give a shit about what guys are into, I just want to like what I see in the mirror. Mine are saggy (sternal notch to nipple 23 cm and 24 cm, respectively), asymmetrical (right significantly bigger than left, including areola), and deflated.

I used to be so confident.

[Anonymous No.9144499]

>>9144005
>wantabees
Kek

[Anonymous No.9144500]

>>9144494
>fake hair
>tons of make-up
>fake eyebrows
>fake tits
>adulterous bitch appearance and demeanor

Girls actually think this is what guys want.

[Anonymous No.9144507]

>>9144283
Does he have more to lose than you do? It's really hard coz that's how my boyfriend and I are. He literally loses double what I do because he has more to go or when we ended up cheating on our diets, he gained 10 lbs and I double that.

Men and women just really have different body types and it makes men easier to lose weight

Don't treat it like a competition with him and don't compare his success with yours.

[Anonymous No.9144513]

>>9144507
>muh genetics

[Anonymous No.9144515]

>>9144500
>4 million likes on FB
>over a million subscribers on Youtube
>almost 2 million followers on IG
>makes $21,574 a month on Patreon
>all of this based purely on her appearance
yeah she sure is unpopular

[Anonymous No.9144517]

>>9144304
>most of you mess that up

Where do you live that most women are fat?

[Anonymous No.9144525]

>>9144515
I'm sure she has some sort of gimmick or thing she does that gets her that much attention.

>>9144517
In the US over 60% of people are overweight.

Girls with low bodyfat are very rare now, and chubby girls are now considered the new "normal" weight. They walk around at 25%+ bodyfat, and while it's not that bad, they actually think they're healthy normal weight for a human, they don't even realize they have a lot of extra bodyfat on them because it's so common.

[Anonymous No.9144530]

>>9144525
Yeah, it's called having huge (fake) tits and dressing like a painted whore in cosplay. That is literally her gimmick and it obviously works.

The average Joe may say that they think fake boobs, lots of makeup etc. isn't attractive but if you look at the women who are considered famous sex symbols then they are exactly that: huge tits and lots of makeup. I anon wants to get her tits done to get more attention at cons then that's probably one of the best ways to do it even if it's not something I would do myself.

[Anonymous No.9144535]

>>9144507
20lbs of fat isn't "cheating on your diet" it's "i gave up last month"
That's like 60,000 calories anon jeez

[Anonymous No.9144547]

>>9144530
>if you look at the women who are considered famous sex symbols

Yes because we know "popularity" = quality. That's why Naruto is the best anime ever made and Budweiser is the best beer on Earth.

Most guys don't like fake bimbos, but that's not to say they would reject them, or not pay attention to one attention-whoring on the internet.

[Anonymous No.9144548]

>>9143995
Which cat items? Cats Tea Party is one of the most expensive, beloved and sought-after prints in all Lolitadom. There are so many popular cat prints. Do you mean like cat ears cuz those are pretty weeby but you can always just wear those privately

[Anonymous No.9144551]

>>9144547
The discussion isn't about what kind of woman most decent men would marry and have 2.5 children with, it's about getting attention from thirsty guys at cons. The easiest way to get attention from thirsty guys at cons is to be a bimbo with big tits. Why is that so hard to understand?

[Anonymous No.9144552]

>>9144535
Yeah, I'm still struggling with emotional eating and I was going through a really rough time. Im still working on those issues but getting back to the groove. Not focused on what I've gained but what I still lost and stopping before I become more destructive to my body

[Anonymous No.9144554]

>>9144165
Yoga/Pilates in your room, anon. Or go running, take a hike, whatever. No one is going to pay attention to you at the gym but either way there are other places to work out besides a gym

[Anonymous No.9144556]

>>9144548
>you can always just wear those privately
Gee thanks for the permission.

[Anonymous No.9144557]

>>9144476
>Guys don't like fake tits anyway

Kek.
Just see >>9144494's pic related and the likes.

There are enough guys out there that don't give a fuck if naturally grown or not. Tits are tits.

Personally I do prefer natural grown over fake, but I don't mind fake ones either IF they are aesthetically fitting.

>>9144525
>>9144500

I don't know what makes you think that the fame of boob cosplayers doesn't revolve around their body. It's not because they are so good cooks or because they have such a humble and cute personality, it's just straight up their boobs & body. They are not more than just mere masturbation material. And I guess that they themself know it very well too. Ofc this can differ from person to person. Some do promote their boobs and still have a decent talent in cosplay overall (Yaya), others (where I would count Jnig) are just straight up making money out of their jiggle meat.

I bet both my testies that she wouldn't be nearly as popular as she is today, if she hadn't done the boob job couple of years ago.

This does also apply to streaming btw, where you can easily promote your channel with your body and your actual game play can become secondary.

[Anonymous No.9144561]

>>9144476
Well I'm a girl and I'm okay with fake boobies. Who fucking cares what guys like lol

[Anonymous No.9144565]

Daily reminder that guys are thinking of Nigri while they fuck you, ladies.

T. A guy who's done it

[Anonymous No.9144569]

Too-good-to-adopt anon here. We finally got our corgi. One of the breeders I messaged, said that someone backed out and this little precious was ours pending visit. Sure enough, we took him home that same evening

[Anonymous No.9144571]

>>9144551
Try being cute instead like Anzu Jaamu and you'll get much more attention.

[Anonymous No.9144573]

>>9144552
You really are over complicating a simple thing
Count your calories and move more

[Anonymous No.9144576]

>>9144569
What a cutie!

>>9144557
Most guys I've talked to don't care either way. Honestly, if you're cute it won't matter how big your boobs are (from my experience anyway). Do it for yourself if you're going to do it, otherwise you'll just be disappointed

[Anonymous No.9144582]

>>9144565
I'm okay with that. I'm usually thinking of Chris Evans anyway.

[Anonymous No.9144583]

>>9144323
>>9144353

Congrats anon, they look very well done!

>the whole ordeal was not easy though

For someone who's girlfriend is considering cosmetic implants, what exactly do you mean by this? The surgery itself was hard or the lead up to it?

[Anonymous No.9144586]

>>9144557
>They are not more than just mere masturbation material.

Who could masturbate to her? She's not even attractive. She has unnactive facial structure under all that make-up, the tits are fake, she's not cute. My dick does not even twitch when looking at her.

The kind of guy who could masturbate to her is a Nickleback-listening vanilla-ice-cream-eating pleb.

[Anonymous No.9144592]

>>9144586
Tip your fedora harder there, sperglord.

[Anonymous No.9144594]

>>9144311
>does a bunch of cardio and walking
>doesn't mention lifting weights, any form of exercise like squats ect
>think that's gonna make them gain weight becaude muscle

This is why people are fat and delusional. Everyone's weight gain excuse is always "muscle!!!xD"
Just realize you ate over you TDEE, and you need to take control now and eat less. It's that simple.

[Anonymous No.9144596]

I seriously cannot fathom how so many of you can fail to do basic research about fitness and instead either starve yourselves, freak out when you "gain weight" (likely muscle), or think you're working hard when you're barely doing anything. Just fucking look up some fitness tips and learn some discipline. It's not that hard.

[Anonymous No.9144605]

>>9144586
>Who could masturbate to her?
>The kind of guy who could masturbate to her is a Nickleback-listening vanilla-ice-cream-eating pleb.

Or just straight up thirsty fucks. It's really that simple.

[Anonymous No.9144610]

>>9144605
>the only way anyone could find Nigri conventionally attractive is if they're just thirsty and desperate

The hamplanet delusion in this thread is real.

[Anonymous No.9144611]

>>9144596
>starve yourselves

This is a very effective weight-loss method no matter what some people try to tell you.

> freak out when you "gain weight" (likely muscle)

If you gained any signifigant amount of weight from muscle then you're not going to be surprised over your weight gain, you have to put in serious effort to gain muscle mass, especially as a female.

[Anonymous No.9144613]

>made up with girl I used to have very strong feelings for and then had huge drama with
>kinda wanna make her my jfash protege and make her look amazing and help her get her confidence up
>kinda don't wanna end up catching feels again and cause more drama
>tfw it's hard being the older sister type while being gay

[Anonymous No.9144617]

>>9144552
So did you liquefy the entire contents of a bakery and drink it daily? how do you fuck up that badly?

[Anonymous No.9144638]

>>9144611
Please shut up. You'll lose weight starving, no shit, but it's unhealthy, and I'd rather these girls learn to work out and eat right than become ana-chans. And nowhere did I say significant weight gain. These girls freak out over a pound, which you very much can build without seeing huge results overall. Congrats, you'really technically right, but I wasn't talking about those things or wanting to condone starvation methods, so just please stifle your need to "correct" others and shut up.

[Anonymous No.9144646]

>went to a con this weekend
>met up with friend of a friend that's been flirting with me on and off ever since we first met at the same con last year
>really nice/attractive but really quiet
>torn the entire weekend between keeping things friendly and making a move
>perfect opportunity on Saturday night, buzzed enough to make-out with him
>end up not going for
>he messages me as soon as con is over,still flirting, wants to do more cons together next year
Should I have just gone for it? I was kind of disappointed that he didn't initiate anything but I didn't want to try anything and potentially freak him out.

[Anonymous No.9144653]

>>9144638
A short fast or intermittent fasting isn't unhealthy, especially if you're a fatty. People even do it for health reasons.

Nothing is more effective at burning fat than your body going into starvation mode where it uses it's fat as fuel.

[Anonymous No.9144662]

>>9144610
Did you even read the series of posts at all? The person claiming Nigri isn't attractive to men is a man himself.

[Anonymous No.9144674]

If there's anything I've picked up in my struggle to lose weight these past few years (it's going well now) is that everyone contradicts each other on this board with their advice.

And then gets angry at each other.

[Anonymous No.9144680]

>break up w/ gf
>have to see her at a con in six weeks

But most of all, I regret never spanking her full-force.

[Anonymous No.9144683]

If this woman can do it then YOU can do it too!
Believe in yourself!

[Anonymous No.9144687]

>>9144005
2016: When the world tore itself apart over a really mediocre movie.

[Anonymous No.9144711]

>>9144687
It's okay people are now throwing hissy fits about the great Wall movie instead

[Anonymous No.9144719]

>>9144323

lol con sluts never fail to disappoint

[Anonymous No.9144728]

>>9144417
>It's been a while since I've gone out with someone I actually fancied

You go on dates with people you don't like?

[Anonymous No.9144729]

>actually worked out today
>not much food at home
>have toddler to feed
>was going to get veggie sushi
>closed
>went elsewhere instead
>ate the crust of a grilled cheese and half of the fries, kid ate everything else
>trying to figure out how many calories a grilled cheese crust is
>not sure if I need to workout more
>trying to figure out when it all went wrong and I became so neurotic that I obsess over sandwich crust

More /cgl/ related. I know I've posted before, but I'm a little obsessive:
>super excited to do a mama/son cosplay
>con is many months away
>can't do measurements for either of us yet, I'm losing weight and he's growing fast
>chomping at the bit to get started

[Anonymous No.9144742]

>>9144653
Again, not what I was talking about.

[Anonymous No.9144753]

>>9144617
Eating closer to maintenance than at a deficient, really. I mean, you guys are talking like I've gained 20 lbs over a month or something, it's kinda hilarious

[Anonymous No.9144756]

>>9144045
Have fun with her fupa and diabeetus when she's 40, higher risk for a heart attack, high blood pressure, etc.

There's a reason they rip on her. If you were going to be married to a fat person, how could you not expect it?

[Anonymous No.9144765]

>>9144753
if you ate closer to maintenance you wouldn't be gaining 20lbs
you clearly went over it

[Anonymous No.9144772]

>>9144729
You have a fucking toddler. The age they need a lot of nutrients and healthy eating especially for later in life.

Holy fuck. Why are you feeding him shitty grilled cheese yet so focused on eating healthy yourself. Learn to fucking cook.

[Anonymous No.9144788]

>>9144772
We don't have many fruits and veggies at the house right now, saving the broccoli for dinner, he won't eat the spinach, the bananas aren't ripe yet, apples are too hard, etc. He doesn't eat like this all the time. It's a treat.

I do need to learn to cook, though. I suck at that. It would be so much easier if he still ate baby food, it was so easy to steam and puree veggies.

[Anonymous No.9144807]

>>9144788
He's a kid. Force him. You are his mother.

Also to make it easier. Spinach is tasteless in smoothies.

>Milk
>Banana
>Handful of spinach
>Blend in blender
>You can add a little bit of vanilla and honey.

You can mix other greens with this or variations. Very delicious and easy way to eat greens.

Sorry for pouncing on you.

[Anonymous No.9144810]

>>9144788
You sound like a horrible parent.

[Anonymous No.9144811]

>>9144788
>dem excuses
Enjoy your kid's health problems. Hope someone calls you in on neglect when he develops childhood obesity. Seriously, if you can't even do something so basic to take care of yourself like cooking, why did you even have a child?

[Anonymous No.9144813]

>>9144807
He's too young to force outright, unfortunately. Old enough to have personal preferences, but not old enough to understand what I'm saying, except for a few words here and there. He's only barely a toddler, just turned one.

The smoothie thing might work, but it's hard to tell. He didn't really like the fruit smoothie I made him. Weird kid prefers water to sweet drinks, which I guess is really a good thing. I could give it a try, though. Thanks for the tip.

[Anonymous No.9144821]

>>9144813
Don't put so much sugar in the smoothie then...

[Anonymous No.9144823]

>>9144810
>>9144811
He gets what he needs, the doctor says he's perfect, I make sure he gets fruit, veggies, and protein every day. Find your chill. He's fine. Having a grilled cheese sandwich once or twice a month is not going to ruin his life.

[Anonymous No.9144824]

>>9144765
I might have but given that it had been 9 months for me to gain that 20 lbs, I'm not that worried. I've still lost 30 overall and I'm just glad I stopped it before I gained it all back

[Anonymous No.9144826]

>>9144821
I don't add any sugar. Just the natural sugar in the fruits I put in.

[Anonymous No.9144837]

>wipe my ass with McDonald's napkins
>they're covered in salt
>mfw

>>9144045
We have a fatty-chan in my comm who ended up losing 40 pounds. You need to help your doughy wife get her shit under control.

[Anonymous No.9144845]

>>9144837
Oh my goodness that sounds horrible. Why did you wipe with mcdonalds though??

>>9144813
He's not too young to force m8.

[Anonymous No.9144849]

>>9144845
Considering he doesn't understand what I'm saying to follow orders, I think he's too young to force bluntly. Hiding things he doesn't like in things he does like could work. Saying, "Eat your spinach" won't. Even if I get it into his mouth, he spits it.

[Anonymous No.9144852]

>>9144849
A love tap on the butt might help. They're stupid at that age. They'll listen to more blunt shit.

>nb4 it's child abuse!!!

Nah, my sisters were finicky at that age. Being a bit more forceful helps.

And yeah, they're fine as adults. No long term damage blah blah.

[Anonymous No.9144858]

This thread is absolute comedy gold.
>drama
>consluts showing off their beta magnets
>fattys in denial
>absolute fear uncertainty and doubt about working out and losing weight
>child neglect

Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.9144864]

>>9144810
It's funny to me that this is probably coming from people that don't have kids/have never had to raise a kid in their lives. Shit ain't that simple

[Anonymous No.9144869]

>>9144852
>implying reasonably spanking your child to help them in the long run isn't child abuse and you shouldn't be gassed for ruining your child's life

#triggered

[Anonymous No.9144873]

>>9144858
>feeding a kid a sandwich
>neglect

>>9144864
Right? I love how people are super quick to judge parents, especially mothers. Everything you do that isn't perfect is neglect or abuse.

You gave a kid ice cream on his birthday? HOLY SHIT YOU BELONG IN JAIL I HOPE YOUR KID GETS TAKEN AWAY

[Anonymous No.9144875]

>>9144873
>straight up admits she can't cook and won't force her kid to eat healthy
>lets her kid eat junk constantly
>not neglect

[Anonymous No.9144878]

I posted a while back about accidentally friending my boyfriend's ex from my lolita comm, now she messaged me saying she wants to meet and talk face to face but didn't give a reason. I told her I probably knew what it was about and that it's not really a problem for me.

I really hope there's just a few moments of awkwardness and that's it. I'm not going to fight with and would prefer to stay friendly if at all possible.

[Anonymous No.9144882]

>>be awkward
>>crush on girl in my comm
>>finally feel like we're getting closer
>>too scared of rejection to ask her out/flirt

Uggggh unrequited cruuuuush

[Anonymous No.9144883]

>>9144878
Oh shit anon. Maybe she could be causing drama. I would listen to anything she says with a grain of salt if your bf seems to be a really decent guy/honest.

[Anonymous No.9144884]

>>9144875
>eat junk constantly
>one sandwich
>specifies grilled cheese "once or twice a month"
>discusses sneaking healthy foods in other things so that child will not spit them out

Are you actually incapable of reading, or is it your choice not to?

>inb4 janitors delete another feels thread

[Anonymous No.9144886]

ITT single moms talking about how to "raise" their future criminals

[Anonymous No.9144888]

>>9144845
Lolitas can be some dirty fucking bitches. Who needs toilet paper when you've got fast food napkins?

[Anonymous No.9144889]

>>9144884
Learn to read between the lines. Single moms always fuck up their kids, always. Why? Because they are skanks incapable of keeping their legs shut and making good decisions. If she can't not be a whore how is she gonna feed and raise her kid?

[Anonymous No.9144894]

>>9144873
One of my nephews is autistic and he straight up won't eat foods. There's no forcing them if they won't eat it. I'm not saying to just give your kids whatever the hell they want, whenever they want but it's not always as simple as "lol just feed them spinach". Ultimately, you want your kids to eat something. If that something is a grilled cheese, you make a damn grilled cheese. Also, on what planet is giving a kid a grilled cheese considered bad? You don't know what he's eating 24/7. Nobody said he's eating a grilled cheese for every meal of his life.

[Anonymous No.9144897]

>>9144889
>all single mothers are relentless sluts
>having sex makes you incapable of feeding children

Nice b8, 2/10, I responded.

[Anonymous No.9144899]

>>9144884
Not the anon you're replying to.

But

>I do need to learn to cook, though. I suck

Someone who doesn't know how to cook is more likely to feed their children/themselves shitty food.

Plus, something as basic as cooking and she doesn't know how? With the internet readily available with simple recipes?

>Can't be assed to learn to cook, therefore spends more money eating out. Eating crappy food/prepared food that's even more expensive.

That's just poor money management and poor management. She's old enough to have a kid yet can't cook. Not even for the sake of her child? She had at least 9+ months before she gave birth to start learning before he was born.

Yeah okay. Anon.She just doesn't seem like a good mother.

>All those excuses.

[Anonymous No.9144900]

>>9144899
Poor judgement**

[Anonymous No.9144905]

>>9144894
Exactly this. A grilled cheese sandwich, or a bowl of macaroni and cheese, or whatever other shit fatty food you want to give your kids is fine, as long as you only feed them the naughty foods in moderation. It's when it becomes a pattern that it's a problem, like you regularly go out for fast food a few times a week because you don't feel like steaming some carrots or whatever.

[Anonymous No.9144909]

>>9144894
>Autistic child is the same as normal developing toddler.

Anon, I get what you're trying to say but comparing those two is flat out wrong.

>Also, on what planet is giving a kid a grilled cheese considered bad?

It's bad when the mother doesn't know how to cook, so it's most likely what she feeds her child. Or things like it. Easily, prepared processed food with little to no nutritional content.

[Anonymous No.9144911]

>>9144897

[Anonymous No.9144912]

>>9144729
Get your priorities in order and don't post about your kid in the feels thread on cgl. Don't you realize what kind of people come here? Your child needs to eat, you need to eat. Meal prep at night after Jr goes to bed. Chicken breast in the oven 340°F for 24 minutes, light salt because your kid's kidneys are still developing and salt makes you fat. Sweet potatoes as a starch, you could do rice but keep your portions small. Some kind of veggie that's easy for a child to eat like peas, corn, etc will make your life easier if he's capable of feeding himself. Frozen is the best way to go because it keeps for a long time. Your kid will have a healthy and nutritious meal, you can control your calorie intake, and most of the food groups are represented. Boiled eggs are great for losing weight and for stimulating brain development in children. You could eat 2 whites and 1 yolk, and he can eat 1 whole one with your extra yolk. Avocado with some bacon bits, cheese, salt and pepper is also a good breakfast. Again, easy on the salt, always watch your sodium.

Work out more at home while he's playing, he'll probably want to do some of these with you lol. 5 sets of 10 jumping Jacks, 5 sets of 30 second planks, 5 sets of 10 squats, 5 sets of 10 scissor kicks, 5 sets of 10 burpees with girl push ups are ok.

Consistency is what's the hardest, but don't give up. Reevaluate your diet, your weight loss could be held back by something as small as 1 soda a day.


>>9144788
Ok I just saw this and wanted to add on. Add his pureed veggies into an egg to make an omelet, it's a good way to sneak in veggies and the colors will be appealing to him. Also, just because he's 1 doesn't mean he can't eat purees anymore. If he likes them, let him eat them. Whatever gets him to eat his vegetables.

Lmk if you have more questions. I can drop a throwaway if you want to talk more.

[Anonymous No.9144915]

>>9144912
>salt makes you fat

[Anonymous No.9144918]

>>9144883
We've been together almost two years and lived together for 8 months, I know him pretty well and he's a great guy. I'm more worried if she causes shit that it will leak over into the comm because we're both pretty active.

[Anonymous No.9144920]

>>9144878
Please keep us updated if any drama unfolds.

[Anonymous No.9144921]

>>9144915
It doesn't increase fat but it makes you retain more water

[Anonymous No.9144922]

>>9144918
Honestly, I would just not go. Idk. Good luck and hopefully nothing horrible comes out of it!

[Anonymous No.9144925]

>>9144878
>I posted a while back about accidentally friending my boyfriend's ex from my lolita comm, now she messaged me saying she wants to meet and talk face to face but didn't give a reason.

Try not to get murdered

[Anonymous No.9144927]

>>9144899
Hi there, I'm the mother. I am actually in the process of learning how to cook. I am cooking dinner tonight, matter of fact. Broccoli and potatoes, but I might try to throw some fruit into the meal somehow.

Unfortunately, cooking while you have a child tugging at your leg and running all over the place is difficult, especially if you also have to learn a new recipe while trying to supervise a toddler. I have few healthy ingredients to work with at the moment, and was not able to be on my computer with the tot running around. I chose not to try for lunch today, as he was awake and nothing came to mind with what few ingredients I had to work with.

I took him to the library to return some books. He likes getting out of the house, but it's too hot to play outside, so I let him play in the kids' area of the library. Afterward, I wanted to take him to the sushi place, where we'd get grilled tofu and vegetables (and some rolls) to share. However, it was too early. The restaurant was closed.

That does not indicate a pattern of behaviors. He eats healthily most of the time, better than I eat to be honest. The doctor is happy with him.

Hopefully that novella gives you enough information to pass judgement accurately, since you're inclined to do so.

>>9144912
I workout during his nap times because he's all over me, and I don't want to accidentally hurt him.

Unfortunately, he doesn't like pureed foods. He wants to eat whatever the adults are eating. Sneaking veggies into his eggs is a great idea, though! Lord knows I could use some more vegetables, too. Think carrots and spinach would be good with eggs?

[Anonymous No.9144934]

>>9144922
>>9144925
I'm doing whatever I can to avoid meeting her about this, but if I can't get out of it I'll have it be in a public place.

This can go one of three ways, either she unfriends me and we keep the comm out of it, she decides it's not problem because they dated around 6 years ago, or I have my own personal lolcow.

[Anonymous No.9144936]

>>9144927
TL;DR

>All this defensive attitude. Hit a nerv?

[Anonymous No.9144938]

>>9144878
My ex's ex tried to meet with me. She wanted me to come to her house, in the middle of the woods, alone. I noped out of there hard.

Take pepper spray.

[Anonymous No.9144939]

>>9144934
If you do end up having an lolcow, pls post us with deetz

[Anonymous No.9144941]

>>9144936
Hey, if you're gonna pass judgement, you might as well read the pamphlet first, right?

[Anonymous No.9144942]

>>9144927
I would cut the spinach and carrots up into small pieces so he doesn't really notice them in the eggs. A bit of cheese helps to make it taste better and mask the flavor if he's super picky, and they need 16 oz of whole milk at that age so it works out. Squats and planks are good for working out with kids because they're pretty stationary work outs and he'll probably try to copy you and that's really cute and motivating for you. Have you tried those puree pouches? I worked with a kid who was a shit eater but loved those pouches. His mom would make her own puree and I provided reusable pouches I bought from amazon to prevent accidental mold from getting into his system.

[Anonymous No.9144943]

>>9144927
If you weren't a single mom(aka trash) you'd have a partner to help out with this stuff : ^ )

[Anonymous No.9144951]

>>9144942
I did try the puree pouches, but I think he was too young for them at the time, he just made a mess. I have a gift card to Babies R Us, anyway, so I can absolutely give them another shot now that he's a few months older. That and some cereal puffs would make for a super convenient healthy lunch..

I used to prepare pureed fruits and veggies, usually about a week's worth of meals at a time, up until he decided he didn't want any food that he didn't have to chew himself. I'll have to check out those reusable pouches, if the pouch thing works for him.

Thanks. I didn't even know reusable pouches were a thing.

[Anonymous No.9144961]

>>9144943
1/10, only responding because you seem desperate for attention, and I'm a people-pleaser.

You can do better, though, anon. I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.9144964]

>>9144961
Not anon but

>Post about my shitty mothering habits
>Get called out
>Give long winded responses defending myself when I could easily ignore it
>Responding to b8

You're pathetic. I feel bad for your kid.

[Anonymous No.9144968]

>>9144951
You can get the pouches from amazon for $11 free shipping with prime. They are a lifesaver for all my older infants. Puffs, Gerber animal crackers, banana cookies, cereal bars, they're all great grazing snacks if you need to buy more time when cooking. Is he walking yet? I noticed that the ones that walk eat pouch food better because they have better motor skills. Smoothies were mentioned earlier, and those are awesome for the most extreme of eaters. Pineapple masks everything lol so you can put beets, carrots, spinach, kale, whatever and they'll eat it.


At the risk of getting banned cause this is now totally ot, I present my current frustration.
I always leave a note on my door for the post man to ring my doorbell in case I'm out back. Unfortunately whoever was delivering today couldn't read, and now I have to pick up my package from the post office tomorrow. My package that has my long awaited dream dress in it...

[Anonymous No.9144970]

>>9144964
What, you expect me not to play along? Believe it or not, I'm not having a bad time here. Lighten up.

(really, tho, the janitors are probably going to delete the thread)

[Anonymous No.9144981]

>>9144968
Yeah, he started walking a few weeks back. Thanks for the suggestions!

And this thread is super derailed.

Back on-topic:
>want to try making a basic gurokawa coord
>aside from eyeball hairbows and maybe blood choker, not sure where to start
>gurokawa threads are gone now, only menhera threads
>can't start my own gurokawa threads because I don't have enough material to dump to get it going

[Anonymous No.9144985]

>>9144939
I think she might be, she's vaguebooking about PTSD and the time is roughly an hour after she messaged me.

[Anonymous No.9144996]

>>9144646
Shoulda just went for it, I'm a quiet guy as well and the only times I get laid/into a relationship is when the girl makes the first move cause I'm a shy piece of shit. Go all in next time girl.

[Anonymous No.9144998]

>tfw everyone I befriend lately turns out to be this close to going full SJW
>tfw have to shut my mouth every time there's some 'problematic' issue because I don't want to fight
>tfw I just want to weeb out with people

I don't care about the fresh new racist issue of the week, or how queer this or that character should be. I just want to have fun when I'm not busy for once.

[Anonymous No.9145014]

>>9144961
>I'm a people-pleaser.
You sure did please the father of your child

[Anonymous No.9145017]

>>9145014
#rekt

[Anonymous No.9145021]

>>9145014
Not enough for him to stay.

[Anonymous No.9145031]

>>9144417
>tfw too autistic to even know how dates are supposed to be

[Anonymous No.9145042]

>>9144996
I know, I'm kicking myself. It's been way too long since I've even kissed a guy (sad, I know) and I honestly wouldn't have minded a one night stand. He was dancing behind me for most of the night and I would've been bolder if my friends hadn't been there honestly. tfw.

[Anonymous No.9145047]

Why are fat single mothers so fucking dumb?

[Anonymous No.9145064]

>>9145021
>whoosh

[Anonymous No.9145065]

>>9145014
I sure did. Nothing wrong with being top-notch in bed.

>>9145021
I dumped him. In fact, /cgl/ inspired me to
dump his ass

[Anonymous No.9145067]

>>9145042
>one night stand
Remember: those don't make you a slut unless the guy comes on your face.

[Anonymous No.9145070]

>>9145065
Maybe if you weren't so terrible in picking a guy you'd have a decent father for your kid. Now your kid is going to be permanently fucked.

[Anonymous No.9145074]

>>9145067
>slut for wanting to sleep with a guy that I think is cool
>single
>haven't dated in a few years
kek let me have some fun please

[Anonymous No.9145079]

>>9145070
And we'll have yet another nu-male raised by an incompetent single mother who can't even figure out how to cook. This shit pisses me off because innocent children are brought into the world by stupid parents. The whole "oh I can't cook with a child grabbing at me" shit is the worst excuse in the book and is just like fatties bitching they can't cook healthy. It isn't that hard.

[Anonymous No.9145081]

>>9145074
nah you're a slut for wanting a one night stand. doesn't matter how long you've been single

[Anonymous No.9145086]

>>9145079
If she wasn't such a shit parent she'd know how to tell her kid to sit still and not grab at her while she cooks too. She honestly sounds mentally challenged and I feel bad for her kid, being a future criminal and all.

[Anonymous No.9145089]

>>9145074
>If I do anal it still means I'm a virgin!!!

Why not sleep with someone you actually want to be in a relationship.

Not, "not because he's cool"

>Implying "haven't dated in a few years" "single" means it you can't be slut.

You can still have sex with random people and increase your chance for stds, pregnancies, abortions etc.

Have fun with that. Just get a dildo if you want dick that bad. Most likely end up crying after he just pumps and dumps lel.

[Anonymous No.9145090]

>>9145081
so I'm supposed to want to marry him then? lol okay. gotta love /cgl/

[Anonymous No.9145092]

>>9145090
Nah, but you're still just a run of the mill slut.

[Anonymous No.9145097]

>>9145070
>>9145079
>>9145086
>mfw obvious non-parents critique a mother because she fed a toddler a sandwich once and isn't a great chef

Of all the overreactions, this might be one of the silliest I've witnessed on /cgl/. Hot damn. This is worse than the sugardaddy thing.

[Anonymous No.9145098]

>Go round ex's, but still friend, house
>We talk about how my holiday around Europe was
>We plays some vidya, and I show him some of the weeb stuff I got (he has an interest in it too)
>Out of nowhere he kisses me
>One thing leads to another and we end up fucking
>he apologises and said he still just wants to remain friends
>all I wanted was to show someone the GLB I picked up and instead I left his house confused
>at least I got to spank the everloving fuck out of him

[Anonymous No.9145099]

>>9145090
you wanna fuck a dude and then not be in a relationship with him, your attraction is purely physical. acting upon that makes you a slut. with how much you are defending your position I think you know it's true.

[Anonymous No.9145100]

>>9145042
I don't understand why

>I know, I'm kicking myself. It's been way too long since I've even kissed a guy (sad, I know)

Do you have that much of a low self esteem that you not kissing someone for a long time is soooo sadddd?

Geeze. Do you have daddy issues or something? I'll never understand this. "Omgg I haven't had sex in so long I'm such a failure! Omg I haven't had a bf!!"

Get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.9145105]

>>9145098
This is why you should never be friend with exes anon.

He's an ass for doing that. Ngl.

[Anonymous No.9145109]

>>9145042
Ignore these salty bitches, there's nothing wrong with wanting to kiss, wanting to fuck, or being lonely. Just use protection (condoms and bc, if you can do both) if something does happen. Keep flirting, maybe you'll be able to see him sooner than next con.

[Anonymous No.9145115]

>>9145089
>>9145099
>>9145100
>>9145099

Uh, newsflash, I haven't slept with anyone before. It's funny that you automatically assume I'm some kind of serial slut for wanting to sleep with someone for once in my life. Commitment actually scares the shit out of me which is why I haven't dated in a long time. I mean, by everyone's logic, it's okay if I sleep with him so long as I make sure that I'm dating him first. You can sleep with as many guys as you want if you're dating. I'll remember that.

Don't know who hurt you guys so badly but this is kinda funny

[Anonymous No.9145116]

>>9145098
>fucking my ex is a-okay
>>9145109
>fucking around does not make you a slut
lmao?

[Anonymous No.9145117]

>>9145109
>Used up slut who wants to defend her shitty decisions spotted.

[Anonymous No.9145120]

>>9145109
>there's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck someone and not be with them

[Anonymous No.9145122]

>>9145115
I don't care if you've never slept with anyone before, wanting to fuck and then leave is gross.

>You can sleep with as many guys as you want if you're dating

you really don't get it, do you?

[Anonymous No.9145125]

>>9145116
>having sex with one person because of loneliness
>slut

Pretty sure the idea of sluttiness centers around the act of taking on many sexual partners. How can you have a slut that's not promiscuous?

[Anonymous No.9145126]

>>9145115
I think you're actually retarded. Nice projection though.

>Sleeping with someone while dating
>This implies a monogamous relationship which are most of the type of relationships out there
>Not 5 different dicks a week
>just one.

Depends if you actually take dating seriously though.

Where did you get "ou can sleep with as many guys as you want if you're dating. I'll remember that."

Moron.

>Don't know who hurt you guys so badly but this is kinda funny

I'm not the one who's scared of commitment anon.

[Anonymous No.9145127]

>>9145115
>dating and then fucking makes it right
Uuh..no?
The point here is holding out for a guy that actually cares for you. Women who only had one partner have much better marriages.

[Anonymous No.9145129]

>>9145125
I personally view it as a detachment from those you choose to be intimate with(that usually leads to great numbers)


>fucking someone you don't care for deeply isn't gross as hell

[Anonymous No.9145133]

>>9145117
>insecure adult-baby throwing rocks from a glass house spotted

I actually never did the casual sex thing, but damn, ya'll are uppity. Someone needs a sultry spanking.

>>9145120
Right. As long as you're safe about it.

[Anonymous No.9145134]

>>9145127
I'm not her anon, but she may not want to even get married but she's still a stupid slut for trying to defend it and say she isn't.

honest whores are better, not girls like her tbqh. "I'm not a slut guizzz even though I do slutty things"

[Anonymous No.9145135]

>>9145133
It's still disgusting and it still makes you human garbage.

[Anonymous No.9145137]

>>9145105
I know, and I'm so stupid, for doing that with him. He was my first boyfriend (and only as of now), and I would kill for him. I'm an idiot because he hurt me so much, but at the same time he was the only person I truly bonded with (being the awkward fuck I am) and I don't want to completely discard him from my life. I still care for him as a friend too, I just wish he didn't send me so many mixed messages.

[Anonymous No.9145140]

>>9145133
>Implying I don't have the right the be uppity because you're a dumb walking mattress and I'm better than you.

[Anonymous No.9145141]

>>9145135
Disagree. You're welcome to your opinions, but I think your opinions are silly and prejudiced as hell.

[Anonymous No.9145143]

>>9145141
>Muh all opinions are subjective

wew

[Anonymous No.9145144]

>>9145140
>better than you
It's cute that you think that, and impressive that you can think at all, considering you have shit for brains.

[Anonymous No.9145148]

>>9145141
I'm sorry you are shit anon, but you're wrong. If I knew you in person and I found that out about you I'd never speak to you again, it shows poor decision making and an inclination towards disease and mental illness.

[Anonymous No.9145149]

>>9145137
It's hard anon, but it will really help. If he honestly cared for you, he wouldn't do that. Especially if he's the one that ended things with you. I would honestly end contact, just explain to him why you're doing it but you need to focus on yourself. You don't owe him anything. I'm sure you'll be strong enough!

[Anonymous No.9145150]

>>9145125
>I am lonely
>Better find a random guy who fucks me
That is not how you counter loneliness unless, you guessed it, you are a slut.

[Anonymous No.9145151]

>>9144899
You're acting like cooking is some sort of inherent skill and it's not. You can literally pick it up any time. Mom-anon said that she is trying to get better. A grilled cheese is better than fried chicken nuggets

[Anonymous No.9145154]

>>9145144
>look at me I'm such a liberated wild slut that takes no effort except spreading my legs yet complain that people think it's gross when plenty of studies have shown it's detrimental to mental health and it's a sign of a dysfunctional human being but I'll pretend it's completely okay and anyone who disagrees is a bigot!


:^)

[Anonymous No.9145155]

>>9145150
So women aren't allowed to be horny? Good golly, better go alert the council, we've been doing it all wrong.

>>9145148
Good riddance, I (and probably the entire world) am better off without you. Take care.

[Anonymous No.9145157]

>>9145134
>>9145126
>>9145122
Somehow one guy turned into five and I'm a slut even though I've only kissed one person in my life and never had sex? Yes, most people have monogamous relationships and sleep with their partner exclusively. I was referring to those that date several people in the span of a few months and sleep with all of them. By some of the logic here, that's apparently okay because you're in a relationship. It's not any different than sleeping around just because you tack a label on it. At what length of time is it deemed 'not slutty'?

One night stand wasn't the right wording which is probably where all this hate is coming from so my bad. I honestly do like him. We're friends and I wouldn't be opposed to dating him. I'm just not being delusional. I've honestly been holding on to this idea of finding 'the perfect person' which is why I've been single and have commitment issues.

Chances are I'll never go through with it anyway but it is pretty interesting seeing what everyone thinks honestly. I didn't really expect that post to blow up

[Anonymous No.9145158]

I love this thread.

The trolling and bait is bad but it's amusingly bad.

[Anonymous No.9145159]

>>9145151
Cooking is as easy as adding 1+1 anon. Idk what you're on.

[Anonymous No.9145161]

>>9145154
>mentions studies without showing them
C'mon, are you new to arguing on the internet?

[Anonymous No.9145162]

>>9145155
It is really cute how hard you are trying to misread what is being said here.
If you are horny you don't need to go fuck the first random guy you see. Lo and behold there are other ways to combat feeling horny.
Very nice how you moved those goalposts from lonely to horny btw.

[Anonymous No.9145163]

>>9145161
Are YOU new to the internet? There is this cool new thing called google, try it sometime grandma.

[Anonymous No.9145164]

>>9145161
It's called shitposting and b8 on an image board site.

>Expecting me to spoonfeed you though.

C'mon, are you new to arguing on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.9145165]

>>9145162
>implying sex can't combat loneliness
>implying masturbating works for everyone
>implying distracting yourself with hobbies and self-improvement works for everyone
>implying

[Anonymous No.9145167]

>>9145163
>>9145164
Nah, I'm just used to other boards, where people actually back their shit up or are laughed out of the thread. As God intended.

[Anonymous No.9145169]

>>9145165
I'm sorry you don't know how to keep your legs closed and are trying this hard to defend your open legs open door policy. I don't know who hurt you to damage you this badly but I am sorry.

[Anonymous No.9145170]

>>9145157
You shoulda said so earlier, a one night stand is very specific to what you can call slut behavior.

>By some of the logic here, that's apparently okay because you're in a relationship. It's not any different than sleeping around just because you tack a label on it. At what length of time is it deemed 'not slutty'?

I mentioned it depended if you even considered dating serious in>>9145126 plus, say you date a guy only 3 months. That's one dick instead of the 5+ a month.

That's the difference.

[Anonymous No.9145172]

>>9144918
How does he feel about this?

[Anonymous No.9145175]

>>9145167
>Implying 4chan is a level headed discussion board, especially in other boards.
>Laughed out of the thread
>Thishappens.jpg

This isn't reddit anon. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.9145176]

>>9145167
translation: I'm too stupid to type words into google

>>9145165
Why can't I hold all these implications?
Keep moving the goalposts though to defend your sluttiness.

[Anonymous No.9145178]

Tfw you started the grilled cheese blow up and then some other anon did with the slut.

>I didn't mean to, but it's still very funny.

[Anonymous No.9145180]

>this ENTIRE fucking thread

[Anonymous No.9145181]

>>9144582
That's like fake boobs on every inch of his body though he's a cheating fraud

[Anonymous No.9145184]

>>9145178
sorry. one simple post turns to utter chaos so fast. I didn't mean to do this kek

[Anonymous No.9145185]

>>9145167
God also warns against promiscuity anon.

[Anonymous No.9145186]

>>9145184
No it's okay, it's pretty fun. I also added to the fire anyway so we're both at fault.

[Anonymous No.9145189]

ITT

[Anonymous No.9145191]

>>9145159
So say that to amount of times where i've undercooked and overcooked food. Cooking is easy if all you live off is eggs, rice, pasta, bacon and hotdogs

It may be "easy" but it took me a while to know when the cooked food is good

[Anonymous No.9145193]

>>9145178
>>9145184
So are you going to accept your ban gracefully?

[Anonymous No.9145198]

>>9145155
Women can be horny. They can only have sex with their one master.

[Anonymous No.9145204]

ABANDON THREAD

[Anonymous No.9145206]

>>9145189
I don't think anyone caught the bait and everyone is just fucking with each other while thinking they're good at baiting

[Anonymous No.9145209]

>>9145198
And that master is jesus christ frfr

[Anonymous No.9145211]

>>9145165
How are you going to get off from some random if you can't even get yourself off? Are you just pretending to be retarded now?
>About 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone
But you are the special snowflake who only climaxes when fucked? Okay missy.

[Anonymous No.9145212]

>>9145191
Dunno, when did you start cooking?

Mom started teaching me the basics when I was five and then it was just basic stuff as eggs and beans.

Then it was just basically reading online recipes.

Well, at least you got better at it.

>>9145206
...So who was messing with who?

[Anonymous No.9145218]

>>9145212
Literally everyone is just shitposting at this point.

[Anonymous No.9145223]

>>9145211
I actually do only orgasm through intercourse, usually. It's why I've stopped masturbating. I give up. Can't get the right angle and speed when I try to give myself an artificial dicking.

Pls no bully my sensitive vaginal walls. But if you do, use something neat and high-quality, like Bad Dragon.

[Anonymous No.9145225]

>>9145223
Just get yourself a clean, decent fuck buddy anon.

[Anonymous No.9145229]

>>9145223
>sensitive vaginal walls
>can't cum through masturbation

you're lying on one of these

[Anonymous No.9145231]

>>9145223
Are you a guy pretending to be a girl? Are you literally thinking all you have to do is ram something into your coin slit?

[Anonymous No.9145243]

>>9145223
I could be completely wrong here, but don't most women achieve orgasm through clitoral stimulation?

[Anonymous No.9145249]

>>9145172
He doesn't really care, aside from being a bit annoyed because they've been over for so long.

[Anonymous No.9145255]

>>9145231
I don't like clitoral orgasms. They feel shallow. Vibes are good for a tease, but if I orgasm with them, I feel unsatisfied and slightly annoyed. It pissed me off when my boyfriend wouldn't leave my clit alone.

So yeah, I shove things right on up there, get a rhythm going, and hope for the best. The best doesn't happen. I clean up and go to bed irritated and disappointed.

>>9145229
I need speed and angles that I can't achieve with my hands and a toy. I try, but I get tired. No stamina. There are two spots that, if they're hit just right, I lose my goddamn mind. I can't hit them right.

>>9145225
I wish. I'm too emotional about sex to fuck casually. I want to get over that, but I'm turned off by the idea of being intimate with someone I don't love. A fuckbuddy would keep me chill if I were emotionally able to handle it.

[Anonymous No.9145257]

>>9145243
Most do, yeah. There are some odd cases.

[Anonymous No.9145259]

>>9145255
I don't think you know what "sensitive" means. If you were sensitive you would cum easily.

[Anonymous No.9145261]

>>9145193
The sad part is I wasn't actually trolling. Was just upset about this weekend but this thread has gone so far off the rails now

[Anonymous No.9145263]

>>9145255
Have you tried clitoral/vaginal stimulation at the same time? Sounds like you try either or but not both.
Most women come from clitoral stimulation as well as from the feeling of being "spread". I.e. contracting of vaginal walls.

[Anonymous No.9145265]

>>9145259
Fine, I have two spots that are super sensitive, a few spots that are moderately sensitive, and the rest are just registering sensation without pleasure.

Didn't think I'd have to go in-depth about the ins-and-outs of my vagina.

[Anonymous No.9145271]

>>9145265
Sounds like your vagina is super loose desu.

[Anonymous No.9145274]

>>9145263
Yeah. I can't do both at once very well. Feels nice, just not good enough for a big payoff.

[Anonymous No.9145277]

>>9145271
Opposite problem, actually. I have trouble fitting anything in there without a lot of warmup. It's a bit of a hindrance, I'd prefer it slightly looser.

[Anonymous No.9145279]

>>9145277
I am convinced you're talking out of your ass at this point, you've said very conflicting statements.

[Anonymous No.9145283]

>>9145279
What conflicts? I'm tight, I have some very sensitive spots (but not all-over sensitivity), I greatly prefer penetration to clitoral stimulation, clitoral stimulation alone makes me irritated, and I'm not particularly good at moving the toys to hit the right spots at the right speed. That's exactly right. Am I missing anything?

>tfw this thread is completely unsalvageable
If someone makes a new feels thread, are we going to shit it up again?

[Anonymous No.9145286]

>>9145283
If your vagina is tight and sensitive you should have no problems cumming. I'm convinced you're either literally retarded or a man who's never touched a vagina in his entire life.

[Anonymous No.9145290]

>>9145286
Well, I'm not retarded, so I must be a man. That explains why my vagina's not working.

[Anonymous No.9145291]

>>9145290
>you're not retarded

It's cute you think you aren't

[Anonymous No.9145311]

[Anonymous No.9145332]

>>9145283
>are we going to shit it up again?
Damn right

[Anonymous No.9145352]

>>9145291
I got an "either," and took it, now you're saying I'm both? smdh

Why are we even given choices?
What is life?

[Anonymous No.9145388]

>>9144494
Guy here, if you literally think every guy is the same then that's shallow af.

A lot of guys I know have different tastes in breast size, plus a lot of guys who really like Nigri are pretty greasy.

Also try to consider the fact that there's like, 7 billion people on earth and not all of them have the same taste in women lmao

>>9145098
>at least I got to spank the everloving fuck out of him

Shit anon that's lewd af

[Anonymous No.9145410]

I just saw a girl who I used to be friends with when we both were going through our cringey weeb phase. She had a lot of problems, namely a learning disability and mental issues from being sexually abused by her adoptive brother. She would lie about lots of things to get attention because she was starved of it. Her adoptive family was batshit crazy. They didn't give a shit that she did poorly in school and she ended up dropping out. It was hard being friends with her as a straight-A honors student because she didn't understand my priorities. She wanted to watch anime all day while I had to go to school 5 days a week and work. Needless to say, we drifted apart when she moved out of state 5 years ago and I headed off for college.

The last time I saw her, she weighed probably between 140 to 150 pounds. She now looks like she weighs 95 to 100. Her face is sunken/gaunt and her arms are covered in scabs from what looks like methhead skin picking. I was absolutely fucking floored. I always thought she would easily fall for any guy who gave her attention and maybe end up pregnant but I never expected her to get hooked on hard drugs. Maybe weed but not fucking meth. I don't know where's she gets the money for it as someone without even a GED or job history. I want her to get help, but I'm finally doing something with my life and don't want to get involved in this shit.

I don't know what to do. I feel like her stupid ass family won't get her the help she needs.

[Anonymous No.9145449]

>tfw your body self-image is so poor that you consistently cut patterns a size too large even though you measure yourself beforehand
>wasting time and muslin and fucking up your patterns

[Anonymous No.9145466]

>my most popular cosplay pictures are the ones where my face is covered

>any cosplay picture of mine that get posted online (always by others) without my face covered has a "IS THAT A MAN!? type comment

>I'm a girl

[Anonymous No.9145477]

>>9145449
if it helps a lot of patterns are drafted with enough ease to fit the next size up

[Anonymous No.9145481]

>>9145466
I'm sorry, anon, that sounds awful

[Anonymous No.9145499]

Boyfriend's ex in the comm anon again, she just talked about "bad blood" between them and wanted a warning if I bring him to a meet. I'm glad. I've heard stories from his friends about her but you always have to take it with a grain of salt because men are stupid sometimes and they were all high schoolers at the time.