/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.9123976]

Is he right, seagulls?

He makes some pretty good points and I'm sure there's more than one guy browsing this board who's fallen for the memes.

You're just another like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP1pmL-fNPQ

[Anonymous No.9123980]

> implying we care what men think on this board

Show us your dick, slut.

[Anonymous No.9124040]

>>9123980
>implying all women don't care about what men think in general

[Anonymous No.9124046]

[Anonymous No.9124047]

>>9123976
stop selfposting nobody cares

[Anonymous No.9124052]

>>9124047
t. salty hamplanet

[Anonymous No.9124054]

>see person cosplaying costume I like
>Looks alright, good pose, or maybe a funny situation
>I'll like that
>ZOMG FALSE VALIDATION YOU'RE JUST THIRSTY SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU

Jokes on you, I just want girls (and dudes) to dress up as the characters I enjoy more often. I'll like my favorites all day.

[Anonymous No.9124062]

>>9123976
Look at this ugly attention whore lol.

[Anonymous No.9124123]

who

[Anonymous No.9124125]

>>9124123

LOW

[Anonymous No.9124127]

>>9124125
?

[Anonymous No.9124130]

TIER

[Anonymous No.9124133]

>>9124123

A black dude who got owned at his own game by a vampire

[Anonymous No.9124134]

>>9124040
lol, you poor deluded soul

[Anonymous No.9124136]

For seagulls looking for more information on LTG, look no further

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0speQHbLMtU

[Anonymous No.9124185]

>>9124136
Looks like he's trolling /pol/ a bit.

[Anonymous No.9124196]

>>9124040
>women don't care way more about what other women think over what men think

it's like you've never even interacted with a woman before

[Anonymous No.9124215]

>>9123976
that intro hurt me.

[Anonymous No.9124222]

>>9124196
Nice reading comprehension, Mary

[Anonymous No.9124246]

Proof that all men who assert themselves should be lined up and shot.

[Anonymous No.9124283]

>>9124246
Who's gonna line up and shoot them? Other men who assert themselves?

[Anonymous No.9124290]

>>9124222
If you weren't retarded you'd know I was trying to imply what men think is pretty far down the importance list for most women. But at least I got a few giggles out of your lack of ability to read between the lines.

[Anonymous No.9124304]

>>9124290
>I was trying to imply what men think is pretty far down the importance list for most women

Nice attempt at trying to save face, troglodyte, but you weren't. You referred to me specifically in that post in the second sentence and replied to me as if what I'd said in the post previous was "Women care more about what men think over other women", when I didn't.

>I got a few giggles out of your lack of ability to read between the lines

The irony. Yeah, I'm definitely talking to a woman.

[Anonymous No.9124307]

>>9124304
>this butthurt women on this board aren't lining up to suck you dick like you thought they would


yeah, I'm definitely talking to /r9k/

[Anonymous No.9124310]

>>9124307
>lacks reading comprehension
>replies like a retard and tries to save face
>gets blown out
>f-fucking /r9k/!

[Anonymous No.9124314]

>>9124310
You're only making yourself look bad here, I know you'd like to think you're embarrassing me but I promise you that's not the case. /cgl/ always gets idiots like you posting here thinking just because we are women on 4chan we would worship your autistic and lonely ass. and every single time you come off as desperate and pathetic. even women on 4chan don't want someone as worthless and arrogant as you.

[Anonymous No.9124317]

>>9124314
>blown out
>can't win the argument
>resorts to namecalling and baseless assumptions

You're becoming hysterical, Mary, as women are prone to do. Please calm down.

[Anonymous No.9124318]

>>9124317
you know it's pretty ironic you accuse me of those things when that's exactly what you started doing several posts ago.

[Anonymous No.9124321]

>>9124318
The namecalling was just the icing on the cake of my bulletproof reasoning and logic, Mary, as it was well deserved. Just admit you were wrong and we can put all of this unpleasantness behind us, babygirl.

[Anonymous No.9124324]

>>9124321
I really really hope you can step back and see how absolutely retarded you are being, otherwise I just feel sad for you. it must be hard being unable to function in real society. is that why you need to come here and act like the big strong man? to feed your limp and beaten ego? this is the most attention you get from girls right?

[Anonymous No.9124327]

>>9124324
>still replying in hysterics after you were TOLD half an hour ago with logic and reasoning

Sit down, babygirl. You're making a scene.

[Anonymous No.9124330]

>>9124327
why would I do that when I thoroughly enjoy shitting on pathetic lonely fucks like you? you came to this board for female attention and guess what? you're getting it. does it feel good you shitstain? a girl is finally paying attention to you.

[Anonymous No.9124331]

This is so embarrassing. This is bait right? This can't be anything other than bait. No one can truly be like this in real life?

[Anonymous No.9124332]

[Anonymous No.9124333]

Why is there such controversy regarding this video here?

I'd expect you people most of all to hate whores that exercise minimal effort cosplay.

[Anonymous No.9124336]

ITT: /r9k/ vs HWC

[Anonymous No.9124342]

>>9124333
We do. Most replies ITT are either "lol who" or trolling. OP should post this to FB or IG if he really wants to get cosplay slut panties in a twist.

[Anonymous No.9124350]

>>9124330
>clearly can't win an argument of wits
>I'll show him how much of a lonely, pathetic, and attention craving loser he is by sitting here and feeding him attention

[Anonymous No.9124353]

>>9124350
>so asspained he has to go lick his wounds before coming up with another response that is just reworded previous responses and a dank meme image

[Anonymous No.9124354]

>>9124333
They're only mad because it's a guy saying it and not a girl.

[Anonymous No.9124355]

>>9124354
what else is new? this is /cgl/.

[Anonymous No.9124356]

>>9124342
>Royal we
Kill yourself, you brain dead man.

[Anonymous No.9124360]

>>9124356
I have a vag. Maybe you're new here, but most of /cgl/ doesn't like Nigri-wannabe's.

[Anonymous No.9124362]

>>9124321
jesus, you're embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.9124363]

>>9124353
>asspained
>lick his wounds

Asspained and licking my wounds after blowing you out for not having passing elementary school English and having you become hysterical, Mary? Not to mention the fact you're keeping this thread on page 1. By all means, keep going, hamplanet.

[Anonymous No.9124364]

>>9124356
>royal we
Wow. I didn't know there was a phrase for doing that until now.

Thanks for showing me that, ugly girl.

[Anonymous No.9124369]

>>9124363
every time you try and say something like this your post about baseless accusations comes to mind and I laugh. you are a goddamn joke

[Anonymous No.9124373]

Can you two just give it a fucking rest already?

[Anonymous No.9124374]

>>9124369
Blowing you out with logic wasn't a baseless accusation, babygirl. It actually happened and it's there for all to see.

Keep the views coming in for my video and for this thread, Mary. And cry because you'll never experience my rhino dick.

[Anonymous No.9124378]

>>9124373
yeah, seriously. we get it, you're both pathetic idiots with no life.

[Anonymous No.9124379]

>>9124373
but it's fun.

>>9124374
I'm pretty sure anyone who isn't completely fucking delusional would look at this conversation and see you as a self important, attention thirsty jackass. you came to /cgl/ to post this, not your beloved home board of /r9k/. sure I may be a shitposter but at least I'm not absolutely retarded with regurgitated memes as my argument like you are.

>>9124378
b-baka

[Anonymous No.9124385]

>>9124379
Not him, but
>wanting disinterested, panty slut """""cos"""""players to fuck off means you're from /r9k/
No that is a meme argument, you dumb cunt.

[Anonymous No.9124388]

>>9124385
I didn't start off with that though, only once he started using nothing but memes as an argument did I accuse him of being from /r9k/. I had several different points before that.

[Anonymous No.9124393]

>>9124385
His entire argument has literally been memes.

[Anonymous No.9124394]

>>9124388
You accused him from being from /r9k/ immediately after he proved you wrong. Dumb cunt is still accurate.

[Anonymous No.9124396]

>>9124394
>proved me wrong

I would like you to show me where exactly he proved me wrong, because not once did he succeed in that.

[Anonymous No.9124399]

>>9124396
You were refuted and didn't even bother trying to retort because you were wrong. Your post was also the first in which an insult was used.

[Anonymous No.9124403]

>>9124399
>that proved anything but is inability to detect subtext

unless you're telling me he can read my mind and intentions it proves nothing.

[Anonymous No.9124404]

>>9124399
kek are you really trying to dissect this dumb ass argument?

[Anonymous No.9124406]

>>9124404
It's him trying to seem like another poster to give himself credibility, you know that right?

[Anonymous No.9124412]

>>9124406
This.

Another person (me) actually posted this >>9124385, but everything afterwards has been another person pretending to be me, most likely this guy >>9124374.

[Anonymous No.9124413]

Dance, puppets. Dance.

[Anonymous No.9124415]

>>9124413
>gets trolled by someone while coming to this board to troll
>when called out as trying to seem like multiple people posting to back up an argument tries to play the puppet master card

You're literally retarded.

[Anonymous No.9124418]

>>9124415
coupled with the fact that he keeps using screencaps as reaction images and I'm putting this down as worst thread. go back to the hole you crawled out of.

[Anonymous No.9124420]

>>9124415
>gets trolled by someone while coming to this board to troll
>front page and 63 replies later, still replying
>thinks I'm not the puppet master

[Anonymous No.9124423]

>>9124420
>I don't do this for fun

this level of self importance isn't flattering on anyone.

[Anonymous No.9124428]

>>9124423
It only makes my African warrior cock harder, Mary.

[Anonymous No.9124430]

>>9124428
I'm sure you're hard at this, this is the most attention you've ever gotten from a girl after all. Fucking mashochist.

[Anonymous No.9124452]

>>9124430
Maybe you should try watching my streams some time and see the female attention I get on cam, dumb bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN-A3TsN7DE

GTAB

[Anonymous No.9124463]

>>9124452
I'm sure the dozen or so fat men pretending to be women over the Internet just go crazy over you, huh?

[Anonymous No.9124464]

>>9124356
>that's a royal We
>not just proper capitalization

I mean I don't do it either but come on

[Anonymous No.9124475]

>>9124463
Why don't you try watching the video before you open your mouth again, Mary, because my girlfriend's clearly visible behind me

Still salty you ain't getting this BBC

[Anonymous No.9124479]

>>9124475
Why would I watch a video of a sad lonely fuck trying to validate himself on the Internet?

>I wouldn't rather drink a pint of fresh vomit than go near you

kek

[Anonymous No.9124490]

>>9124479
>a woman putting her fingers in her ears and screaming when confronted with the facts

You're being hysterical

[Anonymous No.9124494]

>>9124490
>facts

It's not like you can pay people to assume a roll and film it right? that's just fucking unheard of.

[Anonymous No.9124503]

>>9124494
Yes, I've been paying a woman to sit behind me weekly on my streams for years to pretend to be my girlfriend so I can earn validation from strangers off the internet.

Your hysteria and mental gymnastics are astounding, Mary. Even for a woman.

[Anonymous No.9124507]

>>9124503
Honestly, with how desperate for female attention and how much of a narcissit you seem to be it wouldn't be so far fetched to assume you would pay someone to act like your girlfriend to boost your ego.

[Anonymous No.9124517]

>>9124354
So basically if I get an asian chick to repeat everything this dude was saying the /cgl/ willl be in flames of rage?

[Anonymous No.9124530]

>>9124507
>it wouldn't be so far fetched to assume you would pay someone to act like your girlfriend to boost your ego

For years?

Such is the extent of your hysteria, you're plunging the depths of irrationality in an effort to say anything that fits your head canon, Mary. And quite frankly, it's pathetic.

Have another picture of me. Worship me.

[Anonymous No.9124533]

>>9124530
I still haven't watched your videos so I cant verify for myself how long you've paid some "actress" to pretend to be interested in you but I'm still sticking to that as the most likely scenario.

[Anonymous No.9124544]

>>9124533
>I still haven't watched your videos

I wouldn't expect a petulant child to sit still and listen to why they're wrong during the height of their tantrum, the same way I don't expect you to watch.

[Anonymous No.9124547]

>>9124544
and yet you keep trying to get me to watch your shoddy videos to validate yourself.

[Anonymous No.9124568]

>>9124547
That's right Mary, stand down. There's a good girl.

[Anonymous No.9124569]

>>9124568
How am I standing down? I still think you are a pathetic lonely fuck who came here desperate for female attention, and who would do anything to seem like he's actually worth something.

But you aren't, you're fucking garbage.

[Anonymous No.9124578]

>>9124569
>I'm hysterical and literally refusing point blank to acknowledge facts in front of me
>How am I standing down?

LOVING EVERY LAUGH
E
L

[Anonymous No.9124579]

This thread is gold

[Anonymous No.9124581]

>>9124578
I've stuck to my points the entire time while you've devolved your argument into a pissing contest with yourself to try and make yourself seem like you're actually important. Is your cock really that tiny that you have to try this fucking hard?

[Anonymous No.9124606]

>>9124581
>I've stuck to my points the entire time

Your points being

>I'd rather be a woman (irrational), believe you've constructed an elaborate lie and have been paying a woman thousands of dollars for years to sit in the background on camera on your videogame streams rather than believe she's your girlfriend because logic doesn't apply to me

Feel free to drop by her Twitter too, sweetheart.

https://twitter.com/imlovinlaina

Doubt we'll be seeing any photos of you in this thread any time soon either, hamplanet

GET THAT ASS BANNED

[Anonymous No.9124612]

>>9124606
God damn you must have a babypenis to be this needy for my attention.

And why would I post pics of myself on 4chan? I don't need the validation of others to feel good about myself like you do.

[Anonymous No.9124615]

>>9124612
>And why would I post pics of myself on 4chan?

Spoken like a true cheesedrinking hamplanet.

[Anonymous No.9124618]

>>9124615
I am not, I just don't feel the desperate thirst for validation like you do. I get plenty of attention from my husband. If that girl is your girlfriend I don't see why you're this needy for others validation. That's why I think she's a paid actress. It doesn't add up that someone in a loving relationship would go to these lengths for outside attention from the opposite sex.

[Anonymous No.9124624]

Where were you when LTG came and blew /cgl/ the fuck out

[Anonymous No.9124625]

>>9124618
>my husband
>It doesn't add up that someone in a loving relationship would go to these lengths for outside attention from the opposite sex

You've been sitting in my thread for hours replying to me, fattychan. Maybe you'd be happier and lose those lovehandles if you got dicked once in a while instead of sitting here talking to me, hamplanet.

[Anonymous No.9124631]

>>9124624
Ayyy thanks bro.

Stupid cunts need to learn some respect

[Anonymous No.9124633]

>>9124625
Yes I have been replying to you, but not once have I been bragging about my exploits with the opposite sex, in fact I just now brought up my personal relationship to prove a point for your desperation. You on the other hand keep bragging on how girls are hanging off of you.

>fatty

This would only be upsetting if it were true.

[Anonymous No.9124641]

>>9124633
>uhhh I just brought up this point about my personal life to prove a point, but I'm not going to post a picture of myself because I'm a landwhale

Get that pasty white hamplanet ass out of here, Mary

[Anonymous No.9124642]

>>9124618
>husband

HWC confirmed.

>>9124631
Leave it be, you're dealing with /cgl/s most notorious shitposter. She will not stop because she is fucking insane and lonely because her husband travels.

[Anonymous No.9124644]

>>9124641
Once again, I know you'd love a picture of me so you can jerk your itty bitty penis to me but you aren't getting it. You aren't worth anything.

[Anonymous No.9124647]

>>9124642
Hahaha fuck. Well it was pretty easy to tell bitch hasn't gotten dicked in a long time.

[Anonymous No.9124650]

>>9124647
Seriously, don't reply to her. She is fucking cancer that has been here for months and months because she fuels on other people arguing with her.

[Anonymous No.9124653]

good lord this board is a mess

[Anonymous No.9124654]

>>9124647
Once again, I do this for fun.

>>9124650
Kys.

[Anonymous No.9124656]

>>9124654
You don't get dicked by your husband while he's off banging prostitutes for fun?

[Anonymous No.9124663]

>>9124656
Look, your obsession with my sex life is getting creepy. I don't feel that it's necessary to tell you the details about it just to give you something to masturbate to. Porn exists, go try that.

[Anonymous No.9124667]

GET

[Anonymous No.9124670]

THAT

[Anonymous No.9124676]

>>9124663
HWC didn't your husband recently have a birthday? Shouldn't you be busy sucking his dick right now? Why are you not doing your wifely duties?

[Anonymous No.9124678]

ASS

[Anonymous No.9124685]

>>9124676
>didn't your husband recently have a birthday


Fuck you C.

[Anonymous No.9124686]

BANNED

[Anonymous No.9124696]

>>9124685
xoxo

[Anonymous No.9124709]

>>9124663
>your obsession with my sex life is getting creepy

What sex life, lardgargler? You're not getting shit. Even people who browse this shithole regularly call you cancer

[Anonymous No.9124722]

L T G does it again
T
G

[Anonymous No.9124725]

I'LL

[Anonymous No.9124729]

>mfw salty whales mad at LOW TIER GOD

[Anonymous No.9124732]

I can't believe someone was stupid enough to reply to HWC for this extent of time.

[Anonymous No.9124775]

>HWC is back
Goddamn it I thought we were done with this.

[Anonymous No.9124780]

this thread is godlike

[Anonymous No.9124781]

>>9124780
It's really not, it's just the average HWC thread.

[Anonymous No.9124782]

>HWC salty she's never going to get LTG's BBC

[Anonymous No.9124786]

>>9124782
Are you joking? She's notorious for being so far up her creepy husbands ass he can taste her in the back of his mouth. What this thread is some idiot arguing with HWC who is a relentless shitposter who jumps at the chance to argue with people.

[Anonymous No.9124788]

>>9124786
>creepy husband

Explain

[Anonymous No.9124790]

>>9124788
She's fucking 22 and he's 37. He's rich and stops her from having social media becaus he doesn't want the world to find out his hot wife is batshit crazy.

[Anonymous No.9124800]

>>9124790
>hot wife

I'll believe it when I see it

[Anonymous No.9124801]

>>9124800
>newfags don't know who HWC is

[Anonymous No.9124803]

>>9124801
>implying 95% of /cgl/'s native population even know other boards on 4chan exist

[Anonymous No.9124805]

LOW

[Anonymous No.9124806]

TIER

[Anonymous No.9124808]

GOOOOOD

[Anonymous No.9124811]

>>9124803
HWC is a strictly /cgl/ phenomenon.

[Anonymous No.9124812]

I'LL

[Anonymous No.9125108]

>>9124321
Holy shit you are literally worthless

[Anonymous No.9125271]