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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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Times you thought twice about cosplaying thread?

>be 17
>at family get-together
>nobody in my family gives a shit
>at 8 PM they started bringing out the champagne glasses
>by 9 everyone's drunk (except for me)
>when my parents are drunk they usually tell their darkest secrets
>of course they get drunk off their asses
>somebody starts dancing on the dining room table
>nope.avi
>walks into living room
>sees mom and dad making out on the couch
>ohgodno.jpeg
>"You know, Anon, this reminds me of when we conceived you."
>you can almost hear the barriers of my sanity breaking
>"It was Halloween when we did it... That would explain why you like cosplay so much Anon."
>even the sound of people screaming and the dining room table splitting in two would not drown out my own internal screaming now
>"I was dressed as Catgirl, and your father was dressed as the Wolfman."
>u focking wot
>can't handle it
>walk into the dining room again
>sees my aunt without a shirt passed out in a pool of her own piss next to the broken antique dining table
>looks outside
>sees everyone throwing up in the pool

>MFW I'm gonna have to clean all this up tomorrow
>MFW I realize my parents are furries
>MFW my last name is Wolf

I am now grossed out at the mere mention of cosplay. I don't know if I have the stomach to do it again without thinking of that terrible moment.

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>> No.8745494

thank you for this story, anon

>> No.8745575

>>8745359
>17
But you need to be 18 to view this board.

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8745951

Welcome to adulthood.

>> No.8746153

Sounds like your relatives are pretty cool people.

10/10 would party

>> No.8746155

>>8745575
They probably meant they were 17 when this happened you retard

>> No.8747177

>>8745359
I hope to god that this story is real.

>> No.8747362

>>8746153
Cool people to party with, not to be related to.

>> No.8749735

>>8745359
do you live in the deep south by any chance..

this doesn't seem like antics of a normal household, and my parents have thrown their fair share of parties

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>Father is a hyper masculine caricature of a man with anger problems and a history of abusing my mother and us
>Mother is depressive and anxious, but she tries her best to keep the household together
>Brother is a house of cards of various insecurities to create an ego obsessed swinger who's developing into my father
>Sister is a sociopathic liar who claims to have every mental health disorder under the sun and is generally a vapid shell of a person
>Other sister is very young and I'm deeply concerned as to how she'll develop in that environment

That's family for you, OP. At least yours sound happy, if a bit zany.

>> No.8753291

>>8745359
>>8749735

OP are you irish.
been there.