/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.8677505]

Hello /cgl/

I come to you with a proposal.

I'm a 28 year old straight male, millionaire, 5/10 in looks. My current net worth stands at $3.1 million dollars. I live in a "very high human development" country which shall remain unnamed for now.

I'm tired of traditionally unstable relationships with women that are simply not worth my time. Usually I hide my money to scare away gold-diggers, but I'm tired, I've decided I want the best gf money can buy, and I'm willing to pay for it.

My proposal is simple:
I will pay you a monthly wage to be my 10/10 or 9/10 cosplayer gf

There are two modes we can do this...

* Long-distance mode:

You live in your country, I live in mine, and I pay you first-class airplane tickets to come visit me once a month. You will also act like my girlfriend on Facebook (leaving cute messages, postings, etc.) and every time you visit, getting introduced to parents and friends as my gf, sex every time you visit.

In exchange, you get paid a (negotiable) monthly wage for your services via Western Union, paid trip expenses and accommodation every time you visit, in addition to the usual gf treatment (anniversary gifts, birthday presents, treats, and paid nights out with me).


* Live-in girlfriend mode:

After a period of getting to know each other, you will move in to my house as my live-in girlfriend. The same conditions as above apply, but the monthly wage will be considerably higher for your trouble.


I do not care what you do with your private life, as long as you are my loyal, loving girlfriend in public.

You can submit your applications to:
[e-mail]

If I am interested I will contact you to set up a Skype chat and continue the interview.

And yes, I am dead serious. I am offering a once in a lifetime opportunity to experience the millionaire lifestyle. I can help you pay for college studies, expensive hobbies, or your cosplaying hobby.

[Anonymous No.8677510]

>>8677505
OP here, I should add that our agreement shall come with strict mutually-agreed time limits (6 months, 1 year, 2 years), so that things are clear and we both feel comfortable.

I am proposing a strictly professional business deal.

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[Anonymous No.8677520]

>>8677505
SELF POST

[Anonymous No.8677521]

Oh man, I haven't seen this copypasta in a while.

[Anonymous No.8677525]

>>8677521
OP here, this is not copypasta nor bait, you can check 4chan archive and see if you can find it.

[Anonymous No.8677526]

[Anonymous No.8677529]

Alright, so what do you do other then spend money on girls? I mean that's a good start, but what else are you like? I'd guess a weeb but that's a pretty open category.

And are we talking like fly to Canada or fly to East Euroistan

[Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU No.8677533]

>>8677521
It was only a matter of time before it resurfaced, though. Just report the thread.

[Anonymous No.8677536]

>>8677505
>being a big enough cuck that you'd spend this much time, effort, and money on women

lmao get some self respect m8, even if a joke theres def some idiots like this out there

[Anonymous No.8677555]

>>8677505
Dude, go on Seeking Arrangement if you want to be a sugar daddy. Don't fucking post here.

[Anonymous No.8677563]

>>8677521
Last I saw was back in...I want to say May? not a fulltime seagull though, so could have missed it.

[Anonymous No.8677574]

Thanks for killing a thread with this shit.

[Anonymous No.8677577]

>>8677505
I sent in my submission OP. I can't wait to work with you!

[Anonymous No.8677607]

Who remembers when Dildoes did this in 2010?

[Anonymous No.8677625]

I'm a Lolita but I can agree to these terms does that count? I'd love to get the oppettunity to build a connection with you... I know I can be what you need.

[Anonymous No.8677629]

>>8677625
Stop feeding the troll.

[Anonymous No.8677641]

>>8677607
Was Dildoes the hot asian guy that had people all over his dick?