Bad Cosplay Thread

[Anonymous No.8648264]

I can't believe there isn't one up right now...
here you guys go

[Anonymous No.8648267]

>>8648264

[Anonymous No.8648271]

>>8648267

[Anonymous No.8648277]

[Anonymous No.8648286]

Somebody has a vendetta...

[Anonymous No.8648301]

>>8648286
did you buy from them anon?

[Anonymous No.8648647]

How do you fuck up Homestuck cos this bad? The makeup makes them look like the grudge. The wig looks like garbage and has a widows peak? The top is over-all sloppy and the trousers are shitty yoga pants with the string missing.You can see where the top ends because of the bump in the trousers as well. It's just so sloppy.

[Anonymous No.8648699]

>>8648286
>QQcosplay
>any good
The word has been thrown left and right and has lost it's true meaning.
qqcosplay is actually a Chinese sweatshop notoriously known for terribad cosplays.

[Anonymous No.8648701]

[Anonymous No.8648772]

[Anonymous No.8648776]

A classic that gets posted on /co/ a lot. Note the crotch stains.

[Anonymous No.8648788]

I always find bad cosplays so much better than good cosplays.

Anyone can buy a nice costume online or have one made. Seen one good cosplay of a character, seen them all. But, a bad cosplay takes true talent to make and true courage to wear. Bad cosplayers are the real heros.

[Anonymous No.8648809]

[Anonymous No.8649559]

[Anonymous No.8649569]

>>8648788
Nah, bad cosplayers are more often than not completely oblivious to just how bad their cosplay looks.

[Anonymous No.8649948]

[Anonymous No.8650067]

[Anonymous No.8650075]

[Anonymous No.8650122]

>>8649559
Not sure what this is supposed to be, but it's kind of cute.

[Anonymous No.8650560]

[Anonymous No.8650564]

>>8650560
Oh my god.

[Anonymous No.8650590]

>>8648267
Autism Note

[Anonymous No.8650611]

>>8650560
Whatever this is perfect and is obviously supposed to be funny

[Anonymous No.8650828]

>>8650611
human centipede

[Anonymous No.8650919]

>>8649559
the patch is from Bully... but.. what the hell is the rest of the stuff doing there?

[Anonymous No.8650928]

>>8650919
tumblr types like to stick the flower crowns and "faun" makeup bullshit on any character, regardless of whether it makes any sense at all.

[Anonymous No.8652002]

>>8649948
mediocre

[Anonymous No.8653733]

>>8648788
he looks so happy to finally have his photo taken. Poor thing.

[Anonymous No.8654043]

>>8648776
I see shadows, but no crotch stains.
Red circle please?

[Anonymous No.8654057]

This is some of the laziest shit I have ever seen. It's basically just wear whatever you want, toss on a Cap America cap and buy some cheap halloween pre-made shield and write on it with a sharpie. Sure there was some glue with the cups... but god damn!

The worst part is that I discovered this pic in a "top 40" list of awesome cosplays.... seriously...

[Anonymous No.8654066]

>>8654043
Can't draw circle, but pic related.

[Anonymous No.8654162]

Miss marquin's Elsa top progress is killing me....

[Anonymous No.8654173]

>>8654162
is that....glued together?

[Anonymous No.8654176]

>>8648701
this honestly isn't disgustingly horrible. Its just amateur which they clearly are. This one isn't that bad.

[Anonymous No.8654186]

[Anonymous No.8654189]

>>8654186
To be honest it would be decent if she didn't to whatever the fuck she did to that wig and if she ironed the thing, and hopefully to get to the higher end of decent she could get new hair charms

[Anonymous No.8654250]

>>8654162
that looks like those kindergarten projects where you glue a bunch of tissue paper together to make a fake stained glass window or something.

[Anonymous No.8654298]

>>8654057
At least bad cosplayers try to look the part. This is pure laziness and shouldn't even be classed as cosplay. And it's these people who should be bagged to shit over their so called cosplay like this. Pathetic

[Anonymous No.8654434]

>>8649569
I dunno, I think some cosplays are designed to look bad

[Anonymous No.8654438]

>>8654057
Stuff like this is funny the first time round but honestly? Shouldn't really be classed as cosplay. Sure, yeah, bearded Ariel is funny. But comparing it to people who make full armoured suits, ballgowns, who slave over wigs for weeks, etc. is just stupid. These types of costumes are funny Halloween costumes. Doesn't make it cosplay.

[Anonymous No.8654440]

>>8649948
Why can no-one cosplay TMM right? It makes me so sad.

[Anonymous No.8654443]

>>8650075
I actually like this, the proportions look good and it looks clean.

[Anonymous No.8654503]

>>8654440
the weird thing is, in terms of magical girl anime, it's pretty popular. I'm sad there aren't many good cosplayers for it. I wanted to do pudding, but while short, my boobs are too big. I'm ordering a binder for it, but i'm frustrated.

[Anonymous No.8654512]

>>8654162
why does it look crunchy??

[Anonymous No.8654515]

>>8654438
Bearded Ariel?

[Anonymous No.8654613]

>>8654434
oh yea, some people purposely make bad cosplays, such as pic related.

[Anonymous No.8654763]

>>8648267
this is definitively more terrifying than actual ryuk

[Anonymous No.8654789]

>>8654613
>TFW you try and make a purposely bad cosplay and it turns out to have more effort put into it than people who are actually trying

[Anonymous No.8655013]

i couldnt choose which one of hers was the worst. so here's kushina from naruto.

[Anonymous No.8655016]

[Anonymous No.8655086]

I honestly get so happy when I see other people post her too. I've been following her ever since she first started cosplaying.

[Anonymous No.8655135]

[Anonymous No.8655166]

[Anonymous No.8655207]

>>8655013
This is so bad
>wrinkled
>too thin of a material for the top
>wtf those socks

but this one>>8655086
really has me baffled

she literally didn't even hem anything! Her arm band is falling apart, the straps are so obviously for a bra and the prop is hideous

I can't believe someone would get pictures made of costumes that horrible

[Anonymous No.8655221]

[Anonymous No.8655231]

>>8655221
is the one on the left supposed to be GoGo???

[Anonymous No.8655305]

>>8655135
>>8655231
>>8655221
Yes and she hulk has a small boner if you look closely

[Anonymous No.8655332]

>>8655305
are you retarded? She's wearing a cheap corset underneath that is poking out because it's ill-fitted

[Anonymous No.8655383]

>>8655332

[Anonymous No.8655413]

>>8655383
That's a shadow from the corset anon, its pulling the fabric and causing folds that look weird in the lighting.

[Anonymous No.8655867]

[Anonymous No.8656093]

I really don't know why I consider this bad (wig? Shitty paint job on shirt?), but it gets under my skin for some reason, any thoughts gulls?


Sorry this isn't epicly bad, I just wanted cgl's opinion

[Anonymous No.8656139]

>>8655207
im so glad someone else noticed how she doesnt hem anything.
also same makeup for every single cosplay.
also agreed. people actually buy her prints??

[Anonymous No.8656149]

>>8656093
Reasons why it's bad:

Broko is overall not 'sexy' enough. Yoko's character design is built around being skimpy. The dude is overall WAY too covered for any kind of Yoko. I give him like 2 points for attempting to include her hair sticks but it looks stupid and overall the hat doesnt work for a 'Yoko' design at all. the tight kneelenghth pants honestly make it worse. there is NOTHING sexy about them (gimme real shorts or gtfo)

The Girly Kamina is just all kinda of terrible. The wig is too bright and terribly styled. It might be that she doesnt have much of a forehead but the fact that her wig is so far down makes her nose look even bigger and it looks like a hella charicature. Also the fact that I can see that her tattoos are sloppy from this distance bothers me. The pants are wrong. The pants are EVERY kind of wrong. Wrong color style and length. I dont care if it's a girly kamina Get those shitty target pants out of here.

tl;dr -lazy genderswaps are always shitty

[Anonymous No.8656195]

>>8655867
That's not bad, it's funny as hell.

[Anonymous No.8656212]

>>8655867
God, I fucking hate that Archie cosplayer. He had the hots for me at some point and was really overbearing and tried manipulating me a bunch and always tried to vent off his emotional bullshit to me even though I barely knew him. He also kept trying to make me cosplay these shitty Dangan Ronpa and Homestuck AUs and he was REALLY persistent about trying to get me to play Dance Central with him. I even hit him a few times to give him the hint to fuck off after he tried touching me as if we were friendly, but then he started going on and on about how I have "man strength", and I really just wanted to bash him in the fucking gabber (m8). He wouldn't get the hint. I ultimately stopped talking to him and then he blocked me because he's a little bitch. The Magikarp is really fucking creepy and obnoxious too. Fucking Florida.

[Anonymous No.8657056]

[Anonymous No.8657076]

>>8656212
>>8655867
Is he the one I hear about pulling the nice guy act on girls, then complain that they treat them as a friend when that's exactly what he was doing in the first place? I haven't encountered him personally (thank god) but I have friends who have. I don't think he's a super creep, but he doesn't exactly have the best rep either.

[Anonymous No.8657096]

>>8654043
Try checking the crotch

[Anonymous No.8658024]

Those poor sad tits

[Anonymous No.8658241]

>>8657076
He definitely pulls the nice guy act a bunch. He's not a super creep, but he definitely made me uncomfortable pretty frequently and was just a generally emotionally manipulative person. He's a South Florida cosplayer and his initials are RRR, if we're talking about the same person.

[Anonymous No.8658245]

>>8655166
The only reason I know this is supposed to be a Haikyuu cosplay is because of the terrible wig in the background. It just looks like fat kids trying to play sports otherwise.

[Anonymous No.8658316]

>>8655166
Fat cosplayers who cosplay sports anime... Yeahhh no

[Anonymous No.8658328]

>>8658241
Bingo.

[Anonymous No.8658454]

>>8648788
is there someone selling these ratty ass wigs or something?

[Anonymous No.8658495]

>>8658328
this is my favorite thing forever now. I've never seen this before and KQ has never looked cuter.

[Anonymous No.8658545]

>>8658024
At first I thought that might be part of the cosplay, but the more I look at it the more I'm convinced its just food that landed on her tits a lunch before the photoshoot.

[Anonymous No.8658878]

pretty sure everyone in the jojo community here knows how he is

[Anonymous No.8658888]

>>8657076
He can be a real egotistical cunt. Thinks he's hot shit. He looks like a potato, yet, he claims he can get ANYONE. Plus, his costumes are subpar, and he calls himself "the best Pucci; Florida's most valuable JoJo, etc"

[Anonymous No.8658912]

[Anonymous No.8658915]

>>8658912
>vendetta detected
She looks fine anon

[Anonymous No.8658917]

>>8658912

[Anonymous No.8658924]

>>8658915
its mediocre but not sure it belongs on this thread

>yeah, prob vendetta

[Anonymous No.8658925]

>>8658912
>>8658917
Geez, she's thin. Is she okay?

[Anonymous No.8658927]

>>8658888
I had to look up who the hell you were talking about, what the fuck is this? If he says he's the best in Florida then his friends are shitty for not telling him otherwise.

>>8658912
>>8658917
Rough but not shit-tier.

[Anonymous No.8658934]

>>8658927
Good lord. (pun semi intended)

The thing is, I'm pretty sure nobody wants to say this to his face in fear of him getting super drama-queen like and starting a huge shit-war in the already collapsing and watered down JJBA community here.

He needs to rethink the way he thinks, because he ain't all that.

[Anonymous No.8658948]

speaking of egotistical jojo fucks, there's this guy who rolled up into the florida scene a few months ago. he was big into league before and wants to be cosfamous now, "i had one shoot with jnig i'm popular!". that and he doesn't take any criticism on his work. he blocked me on facebook cause i called out his wonky paintjob that he's done for almost every jojo so far. he's petty af and i hope he eventually learns.

[Anonymous No.8658956]

>>8658912
Bitch needs a sandwich

[Anonymous No.8658958]

[Anonymous No.8658959]

[Anonymous No.8658964]

>>8658925
>>8658956
Found the fatties.

[Anonymous No.8658971]

>>8658958
It's like some unholy fusion of Sona, Jinx, Miku, and a cave troll.

[Anonymous No.8658987]

>>8658956
Zelda is a rather thin character, not a problem here.
The cosplayer is fairly pretty, but her outfit is just a bit lackluster. (10x better than most things in this thread though, relatively speaking) HW Zelda's hair splits down the middle though, not at the side. So the hair's also inaccurate.

However, I feel this thread is more for hilariously bad cosplay, and this one isn't funny. It's decent and could be improved.

[Anonymous No.8658993]

Dante loves pizza too much. He's slopping cheese all over his jacket.

[Anonymous No.8659079]

>>8658925
>>8658956
Dear Americans. This's a normal posture to have for a young woman

[Anonymous No.8659183]

>>8659079
>le americans r fat LOL maymay when mexico australlia and england are all officially fatter now

[Anonymous No.8659283]

>>8659079
Dear whatever nationality you are.
>Posture

[Anonymous No.8659304]

>>8658993
Looks like he painted it with acrylic paint and that shits coming off

[Anonymous No.8659381]

>>8659079
She isn't unhealthily thin but she's not "normal", she's a bit below average
And like other anon said
>posture
kek

[Anonymous No.8659440]

>>8658917
Something definitely not right with this zelda..... Can't seem to put my finger on it but look at her legs as well as her arms

[Anonymous No.8659446]

>>8658888
spot. on. only time he ever talks to anyone is when hes talking about how hes supposedly getting laid all the time

[Anonymous No.8659466]

>>8658912
are her ears upside down..........................

[Anonymous No.8659467]

[Anonymous No.8659496]

>>8659466
Ahhhahaha now I can't unsee!

[Anonymous No.8659504]

>>8659466
Thank you for saying something about it lmao

[Anonymous No.8659591]

>>8659467
REAL NIGGAS
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[Anonymous No.8659863]

>>8658993
this makes my heart sad :(

[Anonymous No.8659909]

>>8649559
thought he was the harry potter parody from grim adventures of billy and mandy for a second.

[Anonymous No.8659974]

>>8656212
>>8658241
Jesus, this goomba has literally preyed upon everyone I know (myself included) and is BEYOND annoying. If I see another post from him demanding someone cosplay x-character because y-reasons, or his near-constant spamming of the sad JJBA fb group that currently exists, idk what i'm gonna do but. Ugh.

[Anonymous No.8659985]

>>8659974
>Jesus, this goomba
I laughed

[Anonymous No.8659995]

>>8658924
>>8658915
Nice same fag

Compare to my waifu.

Upside down ears, shitty cardboard armor tied on, random Claire's necklace, horribly styled wig, craft paper crown, potato sack corset....need I go on?

[Anonymous No.8660017]

>>8659995
Different fags since I'm the first one. No ones saying it isnt mediocre or that there aren't better ones. But compared to a lot of shit in this thread she doesnt look so bad.

[Anonymous No.8660032]

>>8659466

She is definitely wearing them upside down... how do you even do that?

[Anonymous No.8660072]

>>8659974
Oh my god, how bad is he with Jojo fans? Here's his attempt at Pucci. It took me a while to figure out who it was supposed to be, too. I knew him when he was really into Homestuck. I'm surprised on some level that so many anons know about him, but on the other, I'm not surprised at all. Does he always complain about personal life situations to people he barely knows at all?
Also,
>this goomba
I laughed too. You have a way with words, anon.

[Anonymous No.8660089]

>>8660072
I wouldn't say I know about how is is towards Jojo fans specifically, but he's basically the type of guy to overhear your plans to throw a party and, not only invite himself, but make himself co-host.
Awhile back I caught sight of some mild drama bubbling due to his need to be the center of attention (pretty sure he was attempting to host a JJBA photoshoot for Shadcon over one that had been planned already). I haven't noticed anything since then, but I have heard stories from peeps here and there.
Personally (gonna keep this vague-ish), I had to deal with him trying to force a bunch of cosplays on me (all involving him included, ofc), flirt, make uncomfortable nsfw conversation, and make the assumption that in as little as 3 days of knowing each other that I am willing to sit and listen to his life story and become his therapist.
Tl;Dr, if you have a beating heart and are even the least bit friendly, he'll probably hop on your dick and talk your ear off in the process.

[Anonymous No.8660100]

>>8660032
They aren't upside down its just the wrong style of ear. They sell latex ears in different styles and I'm thinking she chose a different style than Zelda actually has.

[Anonymous No.8660124]

>>8660089
Holy shit anon, he did the same exact thing to me. Just know you're not the only one he's fucked with to that extent. If it's any consolation, I fucked up his knee once because I kicked it after he was being a douche. He was probably exaggerating because he's a whiny little bitch, but still.

[Anonymous No.8660349]

>>8660089
>>8660072
I am fucking terrified for the JoJo group down here. He's apparently put himself in charge of doing the photoshoots now. He's such a shit coordinator most of the time with panels and shoots. I know others want to take over where the previous person did, but he just shoved his fat ass in the way instead.

I feel bad saying this but I hope the "all in his head" empire crashes and burns at an event. This kid needs a wake-up call.

Totally un-related but he claims he's amazing at dancing, when really he just gets high scores in Dance Central. Embarrassing to break out a DC move set in a dance circle with his tits bouncing. yikes.

[Anonymous No.8660538]

>>8659591
Man up! Fight me on Facebook!

[Anonymous No.8660601]

>>8658912
Wasn't this the one that was posted here a while ago and it was made for her? Poorly I'll add

[Anonymous No.8660663]

>>8658993
>>8659304

I've worn a lot of leather jackets and it looks to me that the jacket is so old that the leather is peeling away from the jacket.

[Anonymous No.8660738]

>>8660349
Don't feel bad. Honestly, I hope the same thing.

And yes, his shitty excuse for dancing. I feel so much secondhand embarrassment when he posts "dancing" vids on fb.

[Anonymous No.8660894]

>>8650560
This is a joke you autist

[Anonymous No.8660895]

>>8650560
ayyy I have the exact same lamp(s) in my room.

[Anonymous No.8660898]

>>8660349
it's okay, there are others that will jump on the opportunity to usurp the position from him

this, I am sure of it

[Anonymous No.8660900]

>>8660124
be careful posting shots like this; I was able to backtrace your FB by the tiny profile picture you neglected to cover

[Anonymous No.8660904]

>>8658888
I didn't realize I got quads, wtf

[Anonymous No.8660905]

>>8658925
>>8658956
Landwhales ahoy

[Anonymous No.8661079]

>>8660601
Her name is Noodlella or something, she made it herself

[Anonymous No.8661080]

>>8659995
Believe it or not, it's made out of worbla.

[Anonymous No.8661346]

>>8660900
Oh shit, thanks for telling me anon. I really wasn't thinking. I'd delete it but it's too old.

[Anonymous No.8662123]

>>8658964
>>8659079
Dank memes guise.

You Eurocucks keep crying.

[Anonymous No.8662416]

>>8659440
I think when she was editing it she may have shopped her arm a little thinner,
>>8658917
the underside of her right arm doesn't look right, and she's already thin to start with so i think that's what may be throwing everyone off

[Anonymous No.8662440]

[Anonymous No.8662518]

>>8655086
Our queen.
I've noticed it kind of looks like she's been losing wieght recently. I just don't understand how she can repeatedly make terrible costumes. If you're going to put time/money/effort into something you're planning on wearing in front of a ton of people why not do it right? A lot of her costumes are recycled/found objects though. The quality of these would increase about 5% if she stopped using those god awful white keds and raccoon eye makeup.

[Anonymous No.8662578]

>>8660072
>most valuable jojo

[Anonymous No.8662582]

>>8662440
average at best
vendetta detected

[Anonymous No.8662618]

>Best friend is a 'famous' cosplayer
>get the wrong camo colour
>use 3d printed shrapnel
>don't even bother with the robotic arm
Where did it all go wrong

[Anonymous No.8662641]

>>8662618
How many times are you going to post Suzy here? It's getting kinda boring. Please return to your containment forum.

[Anonymous No.8662650]

>>8662641
>containment thread
If you mean the bad makeup one then nah it's for bad makeup not bad cosplay.

[Anonymous No.8662673]

>>8662650
no, anon meant containment forum. fuck off /cgl/

[Anonymous No.8662674]

>>8662618
fucking awful

I can see where she was going with the Vietnam Tiger Stripe though; it's hard to find an exact in game match, but the rest is garbage

[Anonymous No.8662682]

>>8662650
I think they're referring to the lolcow farm, since Suzy has her own dedicated thread on there?

[Anonymous No.8662703]

>>8662618
>>8662650
>>8662674
sup samefag, please go back to lolcow.

[Anonymous No.8662716]

>>8658959
This really isnt bad...

[Anonymous No.8662787]

>>8656212
>Tfw I know him
>I can't tell him to fuck off because of our mutual friends
>Every time I see him at a con he brags about how much ass he gets and how he's the best jojo

I have so, so much shit on this guy. Sage for OT.

[Anonymous No.8662966]

>>8662787
Share on here then. There are so many people that brush off his actions and attitude as being hilarious, but he's time and time again made people super uncomfortable. I know he's come to me about "relationship problems" over at least 14 different girls, and two guys in the span of 8 months.

Also shafting his costumes onto other people to do most of the time, on the basis of "We're best friends!! You can help me."

[nospoilersoncgl]i wish i knew who some of you guys were, i feel bonded over this mutual annoyance of him lol[/plsspoilers]

[Anonymous No.8662990]

>>8655383
>>8655332
This is why you use Shapewear for form-fitting outfits instead of a corset.

[Anonymous No.8662998]

>>8660663
Yeah it's either that, or a really cheap pleather that's torn away.

[Anonymous No.8663013]

>>8662518

she wants to get somewhere with it but is making so minimal effort with everything, i mean she has photographers which is something good to have but none of them can make any of her cosplays actually look decent.

[Anonymous No.8663151]

>>8658912
>>8658917
>all that shoop and the snow mesh
around the tree is still there.

[Anonymous No.8663406]

>>8662787
>>8662966
Tbh, I agree on sharing. The world needs to be warned of this eternal nuisance.
>pic related

[Anonymous No.8663453]

>>8660089
>>8660072
>>8658927

Is this guy literally Pucci? Sounds like the kind of fanatic misguided person that Pucci made himself out to be. Dare I say he may be right that he's the best in Florida because no one else is as committed to the character inside and out.

[Anonymous No.8663457]

>>8662787
Please tell us about it.
>>8663453
He's not literally Pucci, but he is a giant pussy.

[Anonymous No.8663914]

>>8662440
It's the arch of destiny.

[Anonymous No.8664612]

>>8658024
Is that La la Lulu?

[Anonymous No.8664664]

>>8662518
She has lost weight, she posted something about it not long ago. She frustrates me, because she is just a giant snowflake. It's really not hard for her to improve her costume making, she needs to stop going for the "churning-out-as-many-as-possible" tactic and focus on a few quality cosplays, especially as she's getting money from both her parents and her job (so pretty much has money to burn). However, she has forever just relied on the tactic of crying whenever someone has tried to give her constructive advice on how she can improve her costumes. About1% of the "hate" she gets are actually people being shitters towards her. It makes me sad, because i've met her a couple of times at cons and she's quite nice, but her mentality towards cosplay and improvement is so unbelievably negative.

[Anonymous No.8664747]

>>8664664
if you cant take criticism on board from people who can see from another angle then maybe trying to be big on the scene is not for her, i'd rather people told me where i could improve so i dont end up on these threads after showcasing a cosplay..

[Anonymous No.8665558]

>>8658888
Let's be reminded that he doesn't even make his cosplays.
He is too busy bothering his friends to make his cosplays for him. Every second he is adding characters to his never ending cosplaying list but he has zero skills to prove anything.

[Anonymous No.8665583]

>>8658927
>>8660072
>>8660089
>>8663453

I am so happy that I am not the only one sick of his egotistical, self centered, and obnoxious ways. I have known this kid for many years. My dirt on him is endless.

Speaking of Jojo, this brings me to a topic. He claims to be "most valuable jojo" and "best pucci", but guess what, he is a WIKI-reader.
He claims to be a Jojo, Persona and fighting game know-it-all but hasn't read the entire manga of Jojo, only has played Persona Arena, and maybe 3 out of all the fighting games he has played.
Due to that reason he believes you shouldn't have to be watch, read, or play a series to cosplay a character.
It's disgusting. He is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.8665738]

This bitch on Facebook always posting about how you shouldn't misgender "him" but he still cosplaying female characters. I don't get it. I don't think I will ever get it

[Anonymous No.8665741]

>>8665738
Doctor Frank-n-Furter, is that you?

[Anonymous No.8665742]

>>8665738
Ewwwww

[Anonymous No.8665931]

>>8665583
On the real, I can't even fathom this much silliness.

People who claim superiority over others are bad. Being someone who doesn't know the source material and still plays this shit is even worse. I can understand elitism but not misplaced confidence.

I can say with certainty that he will not have a hand in running at least one upcoming Jojo discussion panel. If he's the type of person who muscles his way into other people's panels, he's going to be very disappointed.

In other news, how tall is this dude? Has he ever cosplayed old Joseph? I feel like I've seen him before but I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.8666069]

>>8665931
He's really short. Like really, really short.

[Anonymous No.8666072]

>>8665931
At least 5'2" or something around there.

Also
>I can say with certainty that he will not have a hand in running at least one upcoming Jojo discussion panel.

Do you run panels down here? Or was that just a general statement.

[hotashi No.8666166]

i almost forgot rrr existed

some things never change

[Anonymous No.8666225]

[Anonymous No.8666229]

>>8659909
I thought it was that girl with the plant on her head from Space Dandy.

[Anonymous No.8666233]

All of her stuff is mediocre and borrowed from other people. She could at least put the wig on over her hair

[Anonymous No.8666342]

total shit-show

[Anonymous No.8666446]

>>8665931
Oh, he cosplays Old Joseph alright.

[Anonymous No.8666460]

[Anonymous No.8666636]

Wow so much gathered animosity toward one person, i guess ill join in on the fun. I dont think hes a bad kid just horribly self absorbed. Its difficult to have a conversation with him without it turning into new cos-plans or drama between him and some girls. But then again hes not bad at breaking ice and if your a shy fuck (like me) youll meet some great people through him (namely all the jojos except that jotaro posted a while ago). His better quality is his enthusiam for cosplay plus he makes an amazing duff. Also he had some issue with Hanari? Idk details but florida is one hell of a hillbilly cosplay state

[Anonymous No.8666700]

>>8666460
Oh that's just sad.

[Anonymous No.8666762]

>>8666460
everyone feels it, they just put it on the internet

[Anonymous No.8666775]

>>8666636
>Don't think he's a bad kid
boy, anon, were you one of the lucky ones, then

[Anonymous No.8667052]

>>8666775
well he is bad, its just here in FL i've met people who are blatantly worse. hes just an attention whore and i wouldn't doubt if he saw this thread it would boost his ego another step because, "oh boy the haters are hating me" as if we're not people he knows personally. its simple enough to nod and let him keep talking than try and stop him but then again im a dude so i dont know how frustrating it is for the ladies he pesters.

[Anonymous No.8667194]

>>8666072
Alright, yeah, that's him. I knew I recognized him.

As for the answer to your question, it's not meant to be cryptic. It means what it means.

[Anonymous No.8667278]

>>8667052
With guys he's a lot more chill. He's a lot more intense with girls if he wants something from them. Not scary, but heavy pressure/questioning about relationship/sex stuff. Definitely an uncomfortable feel for a lot of people.


>>8667194
Thought so, just clarifying. See you at HolMat.

[Anonymous No.8667325]

>>8666460
Oh God, I miss Journalfen and delicious Potter dramu. Snapes on the Astral Plane was one of my faves.

[Anonymous No.8667414]

>>8664612
Yes

[Anonymous No.8667441]

>>8667325

The new site is still not working, I think either Robyn is having really bad health problems (she periodically loses the use of her hands), or they've actually lost all of the site's back-ups.

But there's this: http://www.mdpi.com/2077-1444/5/1/219

Religions 2014, 5(1), 219-267; doi:10.3390/rel5010219
Article
‘Snapewives’ and ‘Snapeism’: A Fiction-Based Religion within the Harry Potter Fandom

[Anonymous No.8667456]

>>8658024
Oh Laurel. Stop cosplay Harley Quinn. It will never work

[Anonymous No.8667510]

toothless
this is meant to be the tail its not a w.i.p it's finished

[Anonymous No.8667512]

>>8667510
sorry forgot the photo

[Anonymous No.8667513]

>>8658024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM

Mournful tits...

[Anonymous No.8667603]

>>8665583
I was thinking maybe he couldn't be all bad but if you can't time out of your day to read the fucking manga, there's no way you can be "most valuable jojo". Dude needs a serious wake up call.

[Anonymous No.8667606]

>>8666072
>>8666446

[Anonymous No.8667712]

dumping from my folder of bad cosplays done/photographed by people I sort of know

[Anonymous No.8667715]

2/17?

[Anonymous No.8667717]

3/17

[Anonymous No.8667720]

I think this is supposed to be Jinx from League.
4/17

[Anonymous No.8667721]

[Anonymous No.8667725]

6/17

[Anonymous No.8667727]

7/17

[Anonymous No.8667728]

8/17

[Anonymous No.8667732]

9/17

[Anonymous No.8667734]

10/17

[Anonymous No.8667736]

11/17

[Anonymous No.8667740]

12/17

[Anonymous No.8667741]

>>8667725
the fucking glove here gets me.
on one hand, i would rather have them use a glove instead of painting their hand because it means they can't get paint everywhere, on the other, it's a glove, why didn't they even attempt armsocks?

[Anonymous No.8667744]

13/17

[Anonymous No.8667749]

14/17

[Anonymous No.8667752]

15/17

[Anonymous No.8667756]

16/17

[Anonymous No.8667758]

17/17

[Anonymous No.8667772]

>>8667756
the cosplay itself isnt horrible (or maybe im just comparing it to shit like >>8667734 and >>8667725)- if it was on someone a bit cuter who put effort into makeup and posing it wouldnt look that bad

[Anonymous No.8667791]

>>8667727
This picture makes me weirdly nostalgic for early 2000s cosplay.

[Anonymous No.8668182]

>>8662716
>Garbage-tier prop making
>Amateur-level masks
>whatever the fuck is going on with the rest of the "cosplay"

I'd say this is just babby's first con and she wanted an excuse to have her tits out; but this barely qualifies as cosplay.

That came off a lot saltier than I anticipated.

[Anonymous No.8668276]

>>8667756
this is actually a rather good cosplay. not great, but not bad at all

[Anonymous No.8668308]

>>8667756
i'm actually confus as to what makes this bad

like they could've probably used a better material but???

>inb4 it's bad because they're black

[Anonymous No.8668329]

>>8667456
Add Moxxi to that list too. Until she learns how to apply makeup properly, gets something other than an ill-fitting Pri-mark bra and some spanx, she needs to stop the 'sexy' cosplays.
No hate on her size but she could make herself look 1000x better with a few minor changes.

[Anonymous No.8668451]

>>8658024
Oh Laurel. Stop cosplaying as Harley Quinn. You look dreadful

[Anonymous No.8668456]

>>8668329
She's my friend and all but she really needs to get better cosplays. I mean, she isn't the worst cosplayer I've ever seen but she's not the best either

[Anonymous No.8668520]

>>8668456
>>she isn't the worst cosplayer I've ever seen but she's not the best either

That's the thing. She could be fantastic if she chose good cosplays but she doesn't.
She would make a fantastic Rose from Steven Universe, or Bee from Bee&Puppycat,
Even if she wants to cosplay characters who aren't slightly chubby, tailor the outfit to be flattering. I think many would rather see a flattering yet slightly inaccurate outfit over a 100% accurate but completely ill-fitting cosplay.
She needs to stop with the corsets or at least get properly fitted as the current one she uses in at least 3 cosplays doesn't fit; I've seen it irl and it's warped and ill-fitting. Same with her bras. She needs to get herself down to Bravissimo or M&S and get a fitting done. A better bra would do her boobs, her figure and probably her self esteem the world of good.

>>Captcha; Select all the donuts.

[Anonymous No.8668632]

>>8662618
There is a camo like that in game though.

[Anonymous No.8668637]

[Anonymous No.8668666]

>>8668182
I don't know, I thinks the masks are fine. I guess the bathing suit doesn't bother me that much? I can see were you are coming from though

[Anonymous No.8668814]

[Anonymous No.8668903]

>>8668814
From the thumbnail I thought this was some kids and was gonna get mad at you posting kids but, wow, that's just bad

[Anonymous No.8668907]

>>8668637
What is this even supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.8668945]

>>8668907
A lardo crossplay of Sailor Moon/Disney Princess Sailor Belle.

[Anonymous No.8669189]

>>8658912
She'd be really beautiful if she didn't look like this was her first day out of the mental ward. Man, fuck gorgeous girls who ruin it. I'm looking at you, too, pretty fat girls.Do you know how much I wish I could exercise away my ugly?

[Anonymous No.8669214]

>>8667732
?

[Anonymous No.8669217]

>>8668329
Did she draw on cleavage with a permanent marker?

[Anonymous No.8669296]

Speaking of bad jjba cosplays, look at this fat autistic fuck "trying (her?) best" as Narancia. Makes me cringe so hard

[Anonymous No.8669566]

>>8658993
He looks like my 8th grade Spanish teacher

[Anonymous No.8669569]

>>8667727
is that pewdiepie

[Anonymous No.8669572]

>>8667732
My cat has markings like this. Cat pulls it off a lot better.

[Anonymous No.8669576]

>>8669296
The cosplay is shit, but this level of aggression tells me that you know her personally.

[Anonymous No.8669859]

>>8658912
The armor and crown looks nice and her make-up is nice (yes I know shoop, but still). But if you look past how pretty she is and the nicer pieced, you can see other parts that look unfinished. Not a bad-bad cosplay but a cosplay in progress. And she looks like one of those girls who is thin and can eat a bunch of shit and still be fucking skinny.
*shrug* tl;dr she could do better from what I can see.

[Anonymous No.8669866]

>>8667756
She just needs cosplay make-up and a better pose.

[Anonymous No.8669869]

>>8668637
Bitttcccch, no she didn't...

Oh wait. I get it now looking at it harder. She's like a disney sailor scout. It's not showing in the whole picture. I was wondering why she was wearing that $25 Sailor Venus tiara.

[Anonymous No.8669887]

>>8658948
EeVee Cosplay actively comments on his posts, I think that says enough

[Anonymous No.8670090]

>>8669569
no

[Anonymous No.8670132]

>>8662440
she actually has a great bitch face for satsuki
the costume itself isnt too bad, just in desperate need of an ironing and thicker material

[Anonymous No.8670136]

>>8658948
>>8669887
I really can't stand the makeup so many JJBA cosplayers do where they draw the lines on their face.
Even when I've seen it done by people who are generally good at makeup it looks bad.

[Anonymous No.8670241]

>>8667720
>cosplaying Jinx when you are that fat

[Anonymous No.8670278]

>>8659467
this is what happens when you fall asleep during real nigga hours

[Anonymous No.8670823]

>>8670136
agreed. it gives off a gross, uncleanly look

[Anonymous No.8671503]

>>8669887
This guy is such a douchelord, moderately huge ego should be his cosplay name. Uggh not surprising Eevee likes his crap

[Anonymous No.8671519]

>>8663914
Chola cosplay is on point

[Anonymous No.8671575]

>>8655086
>>8655016
>>8655013

the fact that she has 14k likes on facebook actually hurts me

[Anonymous No.8671591]

>>8669576
Not anon, but a reverse image search led me here. I kek'd a bit. https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/carrot-cosplay

[Anonymous No.8671594]

>>8669572
post ur cat

[Anonymous No.8671611]

>>8669569
>>8669576
>>8669869
So I guess it's true, people who can't be artists become the critics

[Anonymous No.8671633]

>>8671611
>implying

[Anonymous No.8671651]

>>8671594
POST YOUR CAT

[Anonymous No.8672165]

I wonder why a lot of fat girls don't just cosplay things like this.

[Anonymous No.8672585]

Supposed to be kyoya on the left

[Anonymous No.8672650]

>>8666460

[Anonymous No.8672804]

>>8650560
Why are there always people posting Halloween costumes in bad cosplay threads? Is it really that difficult for you to tell the difference?

[Anonymous No.8672818]

>>8667752
That's a good Rei, though.

[Anonymous No.8672843]

>>8672165
Because that character design is ugly?

[Anonymous No.8672974]

[Anonymous No.8672977]

[Anonymous No.8673007]

>>8665738
if non-trans people can crossplay i don't see why trans people can't? idk

[Anonymous No.8673019]

bonus round: guess which one is me

[Anonymous No.8673189]

>>8673019
the photographer

[Anonymous No.8673220]

>>8673189
i wish

[Anonymous No.8673225]

>>8673019
middle

[Anonymous No.8673545]

salty bitch confirmed

[Anonymous No.8673580]

>>8666233
tastes like salt

[Anonymous No.8673594]

>>8671575
it hurts everyone

[Anonymous No.8673666]

>>8662618
ew.

>Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Snake

[Anonymous No.8673679]

>>8673019
the ugly one

[Anonymous No.8673903]

"Immortan Rose" someone honestly thought this was a thing that needed to exist

[Anonymous No.8673912]

>>8673903
Are you sure she's not just a RQ who put on a friend's mask for a laugh? If she was going around the whole con like that though, oh dear.

[Anonymous No.8673923]

>>8673912
Nope pic was from a post on Cosplay Amino. It was her actual cosplay

[Anonymous No.8673930]

>>8673903
>leader of a band of warriors wanting to save the Earth and let people/gems live their lives they way that makes them happy
>leader of a band of warriors that rapes women and keeps them prisoners as brood mares and goes around fucking shit up for the hell of it
Yes, this mashup makes perfect sense. Not like their ideologies are totally at odds with each other.

[Anonymous No.8673990]

>>8672165
They'd find a way to make it look worse.

[Anonymous No.8674006]

>>8673903

[Anonymous No.8674078]

[Anonymous No.8674099]

>>8673007
Long and short : "I was born a girl, act like a girl, am biologically a girl, and dress up like a girl most of the time, but I sometimes like to dress up like a guy, so I'm totally a guy, how dare you misgender me!"

Tumblr seems to have collectively forgotten what the word "tomboy" means, and piggyback on legitimately trans people to claim to be trans so they can whine about oppression.

Goths pretended to be deep and troubled and philosophical, and hence oppressed. Emos pretended to be goth lite, and therefore oppressed. Hipsters pretended to be cultured and off-the-grid, and hence oppressed. Transtrenders pretend to be alternative sexuality and gender identity, and thus oppressed.

[Anonymous No.8674196]

>>8668520
Lose weight.

It's simple, nobody looks good fat.

[Anonymous No.8674302]

>>8672974
Hello fellow banzai goer lmao

[Anonymous No.8674358]

[Anonymous No.8674556]

>>8674078
What are they supposed to be cosplaying?

[Anonymous No.8674564]

>>8665738
people who care about being 'misgendered' are so up their own asses. no one gives a fuck what you are unless they're trying to fuck.

[Anonymous No.8674568]

>>8674564
>no one gives a fuck what you are unless they're trying to fuck
What? People always make fun of people that are different, that's just not true. If you pass you're probably okay, but you definitely aren't if you don't.

[Anonymous No.8674741]

>>8655867


yo this is the magikarp,

I'm definitely obnoxious, and by obnoxious I mean horribly loud and trying to be social at times.

deal bby ;) (whoever it is throwing that shade)

And I'm sure my social anxiety has come as creeper at some point, because I have this very elongated internal struggle about socializing with people to the point where it's like hey I really like that costume and imagined I could talk about that anime / game with them for a long time but I feel awkward in person let me not.

but then again this is CGI I'm sure we all deal with social anxiety and are awful people in general.


I will still love you all unconditionally without presuming any of you in particular are talking s***.

good vibes anime nerds. gonna papyrus next weekend! come and take photos with my frozen spaghetti

[Anonymous No.8674742]

>>8673019
The fat one on the left that thinks she's better than the other two

[Anonymous No.8674757]

>>8673679
>>8674742
now that's what i call edge

[Anonymous No.8674766]

>>8674099
okay so
you pulled that "biologically a girl" line and then talked about how these people are hurting actual trans people
first off if you actually gave a shit about trans people and weren't using them right now to shit on these kids, you wouldn't pull that shit because if you actually cared about trans people you would know how offensive that is.
second off, these are cosplays. just because a cis girl cosplayus a guy or a cis guy cosplays a girl doesn't make them suddenly trans, and same for the opposite. a trans guy can cosplay as a girl and still be a trans guy. a trans girl can cosplay a guy and still be a trans girl. i identify as a girl but sometimes i like wearing mens clothes. doesn't make me trans. costumes do not change your gender identity. get real.

[Anonymous No.8674771]

florida is disgusting.

a lot of you sound like your 5, way to be pretty and shitty humans. nice to know anon status ta kes off your veils of shit. enjoy being awkward forever alone depressed suicidal (and obvious fat or ugly cunts who have no real social life)

;;;;)

[Anonymous No.8674783]

>>8674771
What does this thread have to do with Florida?

[Anonymous No.8674785]

>>8666166
nice toss of shade there Hotashi julian :)

Let's not forget the goody goody scumbag who shit talks anyone more popular than themselves.

How's talking about your problems to ppl you meet or know? how's that level of irony where your not okay with ryan existing? how's that rideshare program working out? making good FRIENDS?

[Anonymous No.8674789]

>>8673903
I was at this con, She just put on the mask for like the last 10 minutes or so as a joke, not the whole day.

[Anonymous No.8674814]

>>8674785
>>8674771

Whatever asshurt you're experiencing in this thread, don't bring personal shit in here. Getting on someones cosplay is one thing, trying to drag their personal life in is another. Don't be 'that' guy cause your/your friend's costume got posted here.

[Anonymous No.8674836]

>>8674771
>3.27 MB, 5312x2988
>Phone shadow
>Toilet is a residential design
>Takes a picture of own unflushed toilet with shit stains and piss all over the bowl
>Calls us shitty humans

[Anonymous No.8674842]

>>8674741
>deal bby ;)
>s***
>good vibes anime nerds.

[Anonymous No.8674846]

>>8669887
>blink 182 tattoo

[Anonymous No.8674855]

>>8671611
Which one of those is you?

[Anonymous No.8674857]

>>8674741
>deal bby ;)
>s***
>good vibes anime nerds.

christ its these people that put florida on the map. As soon as florida is mentioned threads go to hell; this is why I stop attending these cons its always a shitfest... great way to pick up crazy chicks tho

[Anonymous No.8674858]

>>8667725

[Anonymous No.8674871]

>>8674741
>>8674771
>those filenames
>that typing style
>implying we're too stupid to know you're the same person
Stop whiteknighting, m8. This isn't your blog.

[Anonymous No.8674888]

>>8674871
FL shitters ruin every thread they invade. If I could I would cut the state off myself with a hacksaw and let it sink, and I fucking live there.

[Anonymous No.8674890]

>>8674888
Me too anon, me too. I can't wait to move back up north and get away from these fucking people.

[Anonymous No.8674904]

>>8674846
He has more than one Blink 182 tattoo which should show you how much of a douche he is. I am still confused how a sweetheart like Akros ended up with this major twat

[Anonymous No.8674916]

>>8658948
Lol the fuck he's never shot with Nigiri and he keeps to his close group of friends so I don't see how that's wanting to be cosfamous. The most popular person Ive seen him in photos with Missyeru so check your facts before you vendetta for no reason

[Anonymous No.8674917]

>>8648277
That's actually not too bad. A bit amateurish, but not bad.

[Anonymous No.8674943]

>>8674890
>>8674888
Hey the state is pretty nice. If I can just vaporize the people, I'll be content living here.

[Anonymous No.8674956]

>>8648264

[Anonymous No.8675026]

>>8674956
That's just brilliant

[Anonymous No.8675027]

>>8673007
If they're a legit trans person on hormones already or got surgery, sure.

[Anonymous No.8675040]

>>8674904
nuff said

he had a bunch of WIP cosplays but quality > quantity

his armor don't look too bad but he needs to step up his wig game, ESPECIALLY on his JJBA stuff.

If you're reading this, you aight.

[Anonymous No.8675044]

>>8675027
Not that anon, but I'm legit trans on hormones and I cosplay my birth sex sometimes. Usually only shotas, though. It's pretty great though since I pass really well a few people were like "Hey mister.. Wait, you're a girl sorry."

[Anonymous No.8675094]

>>8674741
>this is CGI
I don't remember teleporting to /tv/

[Anonymous No.8675189]

>>8675094
it's like when people write HCl and people who don't know read aytch see eye

[Anonymous No.8675274]

>>8674741
DON'T YOU DARE SOIL THE IMAGE OF MY SKELETON HUSBAND

[Anonymous No.8675310]

>>8675027
>on hormones already or got surgery, sure.
"i decide who is and isn't a REAL trans person based on whether they could afford the years it takes to get all the doctor and therapist permission required to even start on those hormones or get that surgery"

[Anonymous No.8675614]

>>8674358
It's that the same girl from the new bad makeup thread? They've got the same 'I am high' face.

[Anonymous No.8675627]

>>8675310
Okay, I see your point but that anon is probably talking about differentiating transtrenders who are actually really fucking toxic and make trans people look like bitchy little 7th graders.

[Anonymous No.8675629]

>>8675274
I love you, anon.

[Anonymous No.8675647]

>>8675189
You referring to hydrochloric acid? Because that's all I see it as.

[Anonymous No.8675687]

https://youtu.be/PvgMXJCebC8

Shameless self post cause I rage at shit cosplayers

[Anonymous No.8675723]

>glued together seams
>those floppy ass wings
>wrong color wig
>wigs can be brushed

[Anonymous No.8675904]

>>8674904
Probably because she actually got to know him. I've met him a few times at cons and he's always really nice and humble. Smells like vendetta in here

[Anonymous No.8675927]

>>8675723
Vendetta. You hate her because she's hot, don't fucking lie faggot. Her shit is better than your best attempt kek.

[Anonymous No.8675934]

>>8675927
Not sure if a dude would look hot in this, but i'd sure give it a try kek

[Anonymous No.8676129]

Probably because Akros is just as shitty of a cosplayer as he is.

[Anonymous No.8676132]

>>8674904
Cuz she's a slut

[Anonymous No.8676136]

>>8674904
Cuz she's a slut and sleeping her way up the comunity.

[Anonymous No.8676141]

>>8675904
She's a slut she's sleeping her way up the community

[Anonymous No.8676156]

>>8676129
Vendetta!!! Have you ever seen her? She is fucking flawless. Not to mention the nicest fucking person I have ever met. I hated my GL cosplay and she went out of her way to take a picture with me and compliment it. Go eat a dick.

[Anonymous No.8676201]

>>8676129
Holy shit the Florida vendetta in here is so real. I can smell your lack of talent from here.

[Anonymous No.8676256]

>>8676132
>>8676136
>>8676141
Oh man absolutely no samefriending going on here.

[Anonymous No.8676265]

>>8676129
Shit talk whoever the fuck you want but Amanda is the nicest fucking person in the SoFlo com. So get your fucking shit straight.

[Anonymous No.8676362]

>>8675723
Isn't that the chick who tries to leech of jniggs fame?

[Anonymous No.8676406]

Weird Science is a cult classic 1980's movie and this cosplayer has failed to do the character Lisa justice. I understand part of cosplaying is having fun while sharing your love for a character from whatever movie / comic /series 'said character' is from. However if ANY woman is going to cosplay as a character that is a sex symbol; then 'said cosplayer' should be in her peek physical condition. I hope this cosplayer does not attend another con in this cosplay. What a shame.

[Anonymous No.8677455]

[Anonymous No.8678905]

>>8677455
W T F ? ? ?

[Anonymous No.8679048]

>>8677455
Who are they trying to cosplay?

[Anonymous No.8679370]

>that rarity
I met this guy at another con a year ago. He's an irritating fella.

[Anonymous No.8679431]

>>8675274
>you really think undershit wouldn't attract a whole bunch of these fucking weirdos??