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How do I get a cosplayer to let me bang her?

>> No.8362916

>>8362915
You stop posting on /r9k/ and learn how to stop being a fuckboy.

>> No.8362917

Shave your neckbeard and give them lots of money

>> No.8362920
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8362920

>>8362917
>give them lots of money
It's surprisingly hard to find a gold digger once you can afford one.

>> No.8362927

>be attractive (at least better looking than most con dudes which isn't too difficult)
>don't be awkward
>take care of yourself (hygiene)
>make a girl laugh

>> No.8362931

>>8362927

And how exactly do I approach them?

>> No.8362937

Can these threads finally die? Holy fuck. Also, pretty much ANY cosplayer will not have sex with you in an outfit, so gg no fantasy for you.

>> No.8362938

>>8362931
>Go up to one
>Talk about said series from there cosplay
>Manage to have a convo for 5 mins
>Pull out your dick and say "let's have intercourse"

>> No.8362946

>>8362938
You fucking idiot you have to scream foreplay at them first.

>> No.8362949

find the slutty ones
get em drunk
casual sex only happens within sleazy whores, so don't expect the encounter to be that good tbh

>> No.8362960

>>8362949
>slutty ones
>sleazy whores
you mispelled fat chicks. a few times actually.

don't worry you'll get it right eventually.

>> No.8362961

>>8362960
Oh yeah, the desperate ones are easy too.

>> No.8362976

>>8362915
>Be hot
>Not be a creep

This will get you laid for all people.

>> No.8362978

>>8362976

What exactly constitutes creepy?

>> No.8362981

>>8362938
>Wow I love the League of Legends Anime!
>What did you think of the last episode of deadpool?
>Did you like the smash bros. arc where they had the huge fight?
>I love the hand drawn backgrounds in Doctor Who I wonder what studio drew it?

>> No.8362986

>>8362978
Not being hot.

>> No.8362987

>>8362920
Maybe because you're into Homesuck and everyone in that fandom is either under 15 or a jaded shitty SJW?

>> No.8362995

Make a display of male dominance in the public area, like a 'hump the table from one side of the room to the the other' race against some other skinnier dude. If you win, any girl dumb enough to be impressed will be easy pickings.

>> No.8362999

>>8362987
Wow that filename shot way WAY over your head.

I also like how you're repeating your joke from a different thread.

>> No.8363094

Be a photographer, prop commissioner, hot cosplayer, Asian, or a sugar daddy.

>> No.8363114

>>8363094
>buy DSLR
>buy Speedlite
>buy Gary Fong lightsphere
>buy battery grip
>buy flash frame
>slap everything together
>try your best to pretend like you know how to use a camera even if you don't know shit
Dumb sluts will throw themselves at you

>> No.8363130

You know how in prison you avoid getting raped by beating the shit out of the biggest, toughest motherfucker in the place? Same thing. You have to find the biggest landwhale and assert your status as alpha male by groping her big fat cottage cheese ass.

>> No.8363143

>>8362978
Being persistent and obvious when the girl clearly shows no interest. Example:

>guy messages me on facebook about meeting up at convention
>says we should hit the live show playing that I previously said I wanted to attend in facebook group
>I say I might not make it until almost 30 minutes before seating
>he says fine, he doesn't mind hanging out with me until Im ready to head over
>I say, "I have some plans with getting lunch with a friend"
>"I dont mind coming. Thats a good time to get lunch."
>starting to get creeped out
>"Yeah.. Its just going to be us. Im sorry."
>"Thats okay I guess. Ill save you a seat. Message me when you get there and I will find you. We can sit together."
>"I guess.."
>getting really annoyed at this point
>Im too nice to block people
>refuse to add him as a friend though
>another message from him
>"What have you been up to since before the convention coming up? Ive been watching my fathers lake house in [blank country]"

Dude was trying WAY too hard when I was clearly not interested. Its got so fucking annoying. Got to a point when out of nowhere he talked about his recent breakup and it got worse.

>> No.8363148

>>8363143
Grow a spine and tell him to fuck off. If you're too much of a pussy to deal with his hurt feelings then I've got no sympathy for you.

>> No.8363150

>>8363148
Its a little harder since I was attending the same convention as him and I didn't need some creepy stalker guy trying to find me because I blocked him or told him off. I just havent replied to anything he has been sending me. Im sure he will get the hint when I ignore him enough.

>> No.8363155

>>8363150
different anon but he doesn't sound like a stalker, just a little awkward. even though you may not be flirting with him he probably thinks pursuing you is okay. you should just let him down easy before it gets out of hand

>> No.8363162

>>8363155
If his messages keep up I could try instead of ignoring. Im really, really bad at stuff like that. Im pretty introverted, so telling someone no like that makes me really nervous.

>> No.8363200

>>8363162
i get it anon, i'm guilty of the same thing but i'm trying to get better at it. i think it's better for me to be nervous and uncomfortable at the time than potentially hurt someone else. good luck!

>> No.8363211
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8363211

>>8363200
Thanks, anon. Good luck to you too!

>> No.8363220

>>8363143
Anon tries to ask out an artist alley chick.

Me: hey wanna hang out today?
>Hello! Sorry I'm helping out my friends for most of the day
Me: Aww that's too bad. The thing is that the music fest is going to be super fun. I promise. It starts at 6pm. If you're down to go then maybe you could come with me to the concert.
>We close up at 7 and I think we're getting dinner later. Sorry! Have fun though!

Apparently I'm a huge fucking creep now that should be avoided like the plague.