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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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hye /cgl, do you guys have any tips for conwhoring?

im completely clueless but its how i plan to pay my way through my next few conventions

>> No.8332880

>>8332873
so are you talking about doing it at con or before con?

>> No.8332887

>>8332880
at the con

>> No.8332900

>>8332887
Spread those legs

>> No.8332904

>>8332900
i was more wondering how to ask for money for spreadin em without risking legal trouble

>> No.8332918

>>8332904
Step 1: Be a girl
Step 2: Don't be a trap
Step 3: Don't be a trap
Step 4: Don't be a trap

>> No.8332924

>>8332918
failed steps 1-4

>> No.8332925

>>8332904

Invite them to your room, give them the rates at the door. Will you be doing it in cosplay or no?

>> No.8332933

>>8332925
ill probably be doing both

>> No.8332940

>>8332918
I dunno man, some of us like traps. I'd bang the shit out of a cosplaying trap.

>> No.8332943

>>8332918
Why is being a trap necessarily bad in this business?

>> No.8332945

>>8332933

Invite them in costume. Try to be something popular. Evangelion, SAO, stuff like that.

>> No.8332946

>>8332918
I'd prefer the trap.

>> No.8332952

>>8332940
>>8332943
>>8332946
Only losers pay the trap to have sex with them. They practically beg you to come to them.

>>8332904
You have to pass first of all. If you can't then you might as well shoot yourself and end it all there. Then, once you get to the room, you spread the legs and show the package. You either blackmail the money off them or rob them. For obvious reasons, this happens in their room.

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8332954

Now my real question is, how do I find people like you >.>

>> No.8332958

>>8332954
pretty easily if your on the less populated parts of the con floor at like 2 am

>> No.8332962

>>8332952
The passing ones don't throw themselves at dudes.

>> No.8332995

>>8332958
What signs should I look for in a person? Should I expect to be approached if I just lounge around alone, or would I approach someone?

Because I have always wanted to do in cosplay, but my girl wont because she feels it somewhat ruins the character's image to her.

>> No.8333011

>>8332995

They'll probably be pacing back and forth in costume. Just walk up to them.

>> No.8333015

>>8332995
Cheating piece of shit, I would hope you get a bad STD but your gf doesn't deserve to catch it from you

>> No.8333022

>>8332995
You're a douche.

>> No.8333026

>>8333015
>>8333022

Slow your rolls mates. I have my fiancee's permission since its something I have wanted to do. As long as we let each other know whats up, so the other can say no if need be. She wanted to do an asian guy to dominate her once. Its simply a chill open relationship.

Although I can see why from my post you would think that about me.

>> No.8333028

>>8333026


lol cuck

>> No.8333029

>>8332873
step 1. get a real job.
step 2. go fuck yourself.

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8333032

>>8333028

>> No.8333033

>>8333026
>being this cuck

>> No.8333034

>>8332995
look for girls(?) who are loitering (make sure to note the difference between resting and loitering beforehand), usually in small groups of one or two

theyre probably in generic shit like maid outfits/borderline bdsm wear or more popular cosplays (though some will still have less popular ones and be willing to take your money)

make sure theyre totally age-of-consent, if unsure just check for an 18+ bracelet when talking to them

>> No.8333035

>>8333026
Just go to fetlife then. Much easier to find your cosplaying whores since there's an endless amount of groups dedicated to them.

>> No.8333040

>>8333026
CUCK TALES
A WOO-WOO

>> No.8333041

I'm really confused if this is for real or a bait thread. I wouldn't be surprised if this was a thing but its my first time hearing about people paying for con sex.

>> No.8333044

>>8333041
it started out real, then it became a cuck thread

>> No.8333068

>>8333041
I think we're all joking
At least I hope we're all joking

Just play along.

>> No.8333070

>>8333026
I'm the anon who called you a cheating piece if shit and I apologize. I was under the impression it was behind her back. Open relationships are cool with me as long as everyone is happy

I do recommend Fetlife as it's pretty easy to find people chill with open relationships and some cosplayers

>> No.8333105

>>8333026
Was der Fick?!

>> No.8333112

>>8333070
>Open relationships are cool with me as long as everyone is happy

Open relationships aren't real relationships.

>> No.8333137

>>8333112
>single and bitter

Sorry to hear that, anon.

>> No.8333154

I want to fuck a cosplaying qt trap at a con.

>> No.8333157

>>8333154
>I want to fuck a cosplaying qt trap at a con.
He sat back in his rusty chair and stared at his dimly lit computer screem, grinning a faint smile while caressing his carefully plucked neckbeard. 'That's a work of art', he thought. 'This will surely contribute to the thread', he muttered to himself as he refilled his cup of Original Otaku Mountain Dew Ice Tea.

>> No.8333158

>>8332946
This.

>> No.8333159

>>8333154
hope you have a few hundred dollars then, anon

>> No.8333163

>>8333137
>projecting
I've witnessed plenty of 'open relationships' where either party didn't get the memo that it was open and the other used it as a cop-out if people ask them if they're single

>> No.8333187

>>8333163
Same. I've never seen an 'open relationship' that didn't end in flames.

>> No.8333602

>>8332873
I'm just trying to figure out how to pick up on cosplayers

>> No.8333653

>>8333602
find the ones who arent only doing it for money

>> No.8333671

>>8333158

fuck off tripfag

>> No.8333707

>>8333034
I say go for ID. I accidentally slept with a guy who was 16 at a con once. He had on one of those bracelets and had bought me booze. I seriously thought he was twenty-five until we were talking Aftetwards and he mentioned having football practice at a local high school.

>> No.8333726

>>8333187
>>8333163
It's called poly you and extraordinarit common. I have 3 groups of friends that are all in successful poly relationships and have been for over 5 years now

>> No.8333739

>>8333726
actually no, there's a difference between 'poly' and open relationships.

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8333744

>>8333157

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8333745

>>8333158
Of course you would.