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Just came up on CoF... please somebody own this, it can't be real.

>> No.8287362

>>8287356
Topkek. It's too perfect to not be sarcasm. When you get to the hot topic pikachu socks it kinda screams troll.

>> No.8287382

>>8287362
That's what I figured... very, very persistent troll. I just want to know who it is and see how much they're laughing..

>> No.8287383

>>8287356
At first I thought it was a troll but now I don't know.. she seems kinda genuine. Like a poor, poor lost soul.

>> No.8287384

that name just screams "middle school"

>> No.8287391

>been into lolita a veryyy long time
>I guess I could get a petticoat
>it exists outside tumblr?

Why is the captcha just a box to tick saying I'm not a robot? couldn't a robot tick that?

>> No.8287392

please, it has to be a troll or else i'm going to burst into flames over the fact that she apparently destroyed a $500 dress within a matter of minutes.

>> No.8287396

We are dealing with a mastermind of a troll right now. Every comment carefully constructed to extract the most salt out of seagulls. She is probably lurking this thread and laughing at the confusion and disarray she has caused. Unless it turns out it actually is a 14 year old girl in which case jokes still on us.

>> No.8287397

it's not april fools day anymore though - i thought we were done with joke coords

>> No.8287406

Praying it's a troll. How irresponsible can you possibly be?? Paint AND chocolate were ON YOUR BED??!

>> No.8287407

>>8287397
I'm so afraid it's real, and then

>painting for paramore
>sell CDC to buy Bodyline

But then there's still a little doubt....

>> No.8287411

It has tp be a troll. It's just too ridiculous to be real. If she's been "into lolita for a long time now" then surely she would of used google and shit to actually learn about the fashion.

>> No.8287419

>>8287411
Even the WIKIHOW is better than this tripe.

I reckon it's stopped being funny but might start again if it keeps going long enough.

>> No.8287421

>>8287411
>Ten years a lolita and still an ita
I dunno Anon, I want to believe troll, but i dunno..

>> No.8287422

>>8287421
and her mom buys her CDC as her first dress, that she just randomly picked up in Japan...

It's a tough call, but the thread is fucking hilarious.

>> No.8287427

HOLD THE PHONE.

Her mom buys her expensive things to apologise for anger problems?

This is getting deep.

>> No.8287438

But wait, it gets better!!!
DRINKING PROBLEM!

>> No.8287439

Op is the troll.Nice work though.

>> No.8287444

>>8287439
I'm actually not, I wish I was. I'm one of the first few to comment on it and it's making me laugh and headdesk all at once..

>> No.8287448

>eating m&ms
>some fell out and melted on the bed
HA! M&MS MELT IN YOUR MOUTH BITCH! She fucked up.

>> No.8287455
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>>8287448
This can't be real

>> No.8287462
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8287462

Is this ringing alarm bells for anyone else? Posted really recently, at first I was like "what the fuck how can you fit a parasol?" then when i saw the nursing comment I thought they could be a troll. Where the fuck are the admins??

>> No.8287464

obviously a troll or whatever.
>painting for paramore
>pettitcoat
>pikachu's socks
>underage
>being a long time into the fashion and dont know the basics
>tumblr

10/10 troll

>> No.8287466

>>8287462
Fits as in "suits", I think she meant. And I don't think that one is a troll, unless it's someone using another person's photo to vendetta it up.

>> No.8287472

>>8287462
lol she means she isn't sure if it fits with the rest of her coord. anyways I don't think it's a troll, just looka like a stereotypical babby's first ita coord

>> No.8287476

>>8287472
Yeah I guess. I feel so disillusioned right now...I don't want to think about her saggy tits lactating inside that blouse...

>> No.8287505

i'm amazed it hasn't been deleted yet. any gulls capping it?

>> No.8287510

honestly kind of wish it was real though, even if it's damaged there's definitely a few things in my closet I would trade for it to try and fix it, acrylic paint stain and ripped bits and all.

>> No.8287516

>>8287510

It's like those absolutely wrecked dresses that show up on JP secondhand sites every now and again with crusty yellow armpits and ripped lace and somebody still buys them because they're like 2000 yen.

>> No.8287521

Topkek. That post is hysterical, and the people coming in that think it's srs bsns are making it even betteeerrrrrr better.

>> No.8287525

>>8287505
I have it all capped so far.

>> No.8287526

please lord tell me this is being capped

>> No.8287531

>>8287525
bless you, anon

>> No.8287544

>>8287531
no problem, Dave

I can't breathe with this thread.

>> No.8287557

>>8287544
Whos dave

>> No.8287558

>>8287557
God I'm so happy that stupid little reference took off. Also she's being nice to me now and it's making me uncomfortable.

>> No.8287568

>>8287464
Not to mention brand new profile.
Also not doing any research at all and somehow finding CoF

>> No.8287569

lol the person on tumblr that's mad about it

http://asexual-mermaid.tumblr.com/post/117654819847/fuck-all-of-you-girls-on-there-fucking-she
http://asexual-mermaid.tumblr.com/post/117657195567/empressriful-replied-to-your-post-fuck-all-of-you

>> No.8287577

>>8287569
that girl is so fucking salty holy shit
like, people were kind enough before it became totally unbelievable and then things got out of hand
that being said I'm unusually suspicious of this being a ploy by LACE to show what catty, evil bitches, lolitas are.

>> No.8287583

>>8287577
yeah exactly, everyone was pretty nice, the only people who were bitchy in the first half of thread were like ~omg u are being so disrespectful~, you could tell people couldn't believe she ruined this dress so quickly but people were still pretty mild mannered. it's exactly like you said, people only started joking around after it started becoming clearer that this is a troll.

also the "makes me so glad i'm not in a comm :///" bit like literally no fucking comm acts like this IRL. online is where the majority of the drama happens and the people that do create this level of batshit drama in an offline comm are just special crazies. most drama i've seen for the average comm is kind of under wraps/not that out in the open. there's a reason why people go to btb and cgl to bitch

>> No.8287594

Time to buy a CDC replica to stain up and cosplay Makayla

>> No.8287613

>>8287594
Want to twin? We can use the bodyline to AP method that other girl used over here.
>>>8285189

>> No.8287623

>>8287594
I was gonna make a punk lolita coord with CDC to show my support

>> No.8287627

>>8287525

Anon can you post caps? Some of my lolita friends aren't online currently and I want to make sure they can read this beautiful work of art

>> No.8287630

I seriously feel like this can't not be a ploy by LACE.

>> No.8287631

everyone's getting banned lol

>> No.8287632

>>8287630

I completely agree, like what the fuck.

>> No.8287636

>>8287631
i hope i don't get ban't

>> No.8287637

>>8287632
>new organization
>needs more proof that lolitas are cunts
>creates troll bait
>posts to tumblr offended
>???
>Profit!

>> No.8287638

>>8287631

I'm so banned but I don't mind too much.

>> No.8287641

>>8287638
probably going to get banned but i haven't posted any coords so eh
only been buyin lolita for like 4 months now
ppl at my comm will shame me at meets but they already dont talk to me ┐(ツ)┌

>> No.8287642

What a sad, whiney "leaving lolita" comment
if it's a troll, the most cringey way to end this ever
if it's not, a) you can't leave something you were never in and b) there were plenty of people offering help via pm or the comments, if you can't take people telling you that ruining a gift from your mother is disgusting than I doubt you can handle the rest of the world

>> No.8287649

Makaylah here, yall been trolled by my dank ita shit :^)

>> No.8287651

>>8287649
i figured, but i just wanted to post my dog and first coord, so it wasn't a total loss.

>> No.8287653

>>8287649
post was fun until it turned all tumblr on us

>> No.8287656
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>>8287623
someone already did

>> No.8287657

9 Likes for my AP replica coord. This thread turned out to be more profitable than first anticipated. B)

>> No.8287671

>>8287627
there are 115 caps and I really really don't want to blur out all the names.... is it truly necessary to blur them?

>> No.8287676

>>8287594
Puellita Magi Makayla Magita

>> No.8287677

>>8287649
Hi Bunny.

>> No.8287678

>>8287656

Is it bad I actually like this? Maybe it would go better with a different pink dress and boots with white accents instead of black. But goddamn this is so freakin great

>secretly I'm a huge weeb/ita at heart

>> No.8287680

>>8287671

this is /cgl/, there are no rules here and nobody's name is safe

>> No.8287684
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8287684

this tho

>> No.8287685

>>8287671
I commented a shit ton and I don't care if my name is on it, so go for it.

>> No.8287687

>>8287656
tbh I love this. I know it's so ~tumblr~ or whatever but if I was just going out on my own for fun...

>> No.8287688

>>8287671
considering how may comments there are, lol no

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>>8287680
here goes. Does the zoom work or do I need to post them separately?

>> No.8287701

>>8287676
kek

>> No.8287703

>>8287699
maybe an imgur album?

>> No.8287705

I agree with the LACE thing omfg I starting following the comments about a minute after she posted and sat back lurking the entire time but not commenting. The entire time i was thinking that LACE is orobably behind it to show cyberbulling or whatever

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numbers are in filename - sorry if I make mistakes or crop shoddily, I was capping replying and reading all at once.

>> No.8287707

>>8287705
Kate's not that stupid. This was 100% obvious troll from the start. CoF is such a hugbox that they ate it up at first.

>> No.8287710
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1/4 I took random screenshots. Too much going on.

>> No.8287714
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8287714

this is going to take a while..

>> No.8287718

>>8287421
>10 years a lolita and still an ita
sounds like wonderfinch tbh

>> No.8287725
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10, 11, 12

>> No.8287726

Well if b8 or not by LACE, just shows how bitches can be bitches over n00bs that have no effect on their life what so ever. Hope all those bitches get called out by LACE. I hope they get banned. Don't give what you can't take. It's simple ladies.

>> No.8287727

>>8287714

Thank you so much anon, you are a god send ~

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>>8287656
Switch purses with this one.

>> No.8287736
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13,14,15

>> No.8287740

>>8287736
Ayyyy, no shame Kristi. I like her style.

>> No.8287742
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16,17,18

>> No.8287747

>>8287742
>>8287736
anon you should probably make an imgur album, it'll be way easier for you and will help your sanity

>> No.8287750

>>8287747

Different anon but I'm uploading these all to imgur. I'll send the links for others if they want if OP doesnt want to use imgur.

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19,20,21

>> No.8287754

all of this just hurts my head too much

>> No.8287756
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>>8287750
Imgur album may well be easier. I'm so tired... that thread just sapped my ability to logic.

Also we got the proof

>> No.8287760

>>8287756

Its okay anon, you are amazing for doing this. I'm so glad someone got caps just in case the thread got deleted. I wonder how the mods feel about all of this...

>> No.8287762

>>8287740
lel, that was me. I knew it was a troll but in my rori heart, I definitely wouldn't mind trading a 60-70 dollar lucky pack item for a damaged CDC - I have had plenty of experience trying to get acrylic paint out of clothes and know my way around with a needle and sewing machine so the damage was something I would be willing to work with if this post real.

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>> No.8287764

>>8287756
kek

>> No.8287765

>>8287763
i lost my shit at "i use a steak knife as a seam ripper"

???? what's wrong with using a real one wtf

>> No.8287768

>>8287765
But she's not bragging, you know. Just stating the facts.

>> No.8287770

>>8287763

Why would you bring this up right after the shit storm? Like seriously you full on retard gurl?

>> No.8287772

I think the biggest indication that it was a troll is that the only person she responded to for sale/trade is Angel fucking Buckley

>> No.8287777

>>8287772
bingo

>>8287763
>i'm so quirky and different! I use a steak knife as a seam ripper! come at me, lolis!

>> No.8287778

oh god I think they're uploading in the wrong order, reading the thread in order may be a treasure hunt but I numbered every file as I saved it

>> No.8287782

>>8287765
I've had to use an xacto as a seam ripper multiple times because I always fucking lose my seam rippers and it sucks and takes forever. Is she bragging about being inefficient and stupid?

>> No.8287783

>>8287763
Saw that, didn't want to call her outright dumb for Using a steak knife but that was what I was thinking
honestly? I can't imagine a scenario when a steak knife is more accessible than a fucking seam ripper
or a pair of scissors
what a bizarre life to lead

>> No.8287784

>>8287778

Ah dont worry about it, you've done more than enough < 33

>> No.8287787

>>8287783
Any time I hear stories like this, where they have to resort to the most bizarre and inappropriate tool ever, I picture that photo of the girl that black and purple dress in the derelict kitchen. It seems like the sort of thing she'd have to rely on.

>> No.8287788

>>8287787
holy shit you're right

>> No.8287792

>>8287783
"tee hee I live in a messy dorm ^_^" like clean your fucking room if you can't even find a pair of scissors. Disgusting.

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>>8287787
I feel so bad for her.

>> No.8287798

>>8287796
this is my favourite picture on the Internet
there's so much to take in I could write a formal dissertation

>> No.8287800

>>8287356
She has a cute figure, I'm jelly.

>> No.8287801

everyone seams to be ignoring the fact that steak knives aren't made for cutting thread, I can only imagine the effort that went into getting it to cut the thread and not cut the fabric

>> No.8287802

>>8287796
dude same. I don't even care about the milanoo tier dress she's wearing. I feel so bad for her that I can let it go because she seems so happy and I imagine getting this outfit together is like one of the nice things she can look forward to in life.

>> No.8287804

>>8287796
It's been five years... I wonder if this girl is in a better situation now.

>> No.8287808

>>8287804
Anyone want to take up the challenge of finding her?
Polite sage for OT

>> No.8287812

all screencaps are here: http://imgur.com/a/h4mZs#0

Please respect that I wasn't about to rifle through over a hundred photos to crop out names, but it's a private album anyway, can only be seen with the link.

Also I don't know what's up but I can't seem to get them all in order even when I tell it to sort by filename, so happy hunting!

>> No.8287827

>>8287812
anon you're the best, seriously.

>> No.8287829

>>8287812
>Thanks Madison

>> No.8287834

>>8287829
Hehehe.

>> No.8287856

>>8287829
I have been discovered! At least it debunks the original theory that I was stirring shit and was the troll all along.

Also I keep getting thrown off by food captchas cause I'm not sure if things are rice.

>> No.8287867

>>8287856
I had a good chuckle at your comments once I noticed who you were. This thread made my day.

>> No.8287888

>>8287867
I'm glad! The thread took over my night, I didn't even realise how long it was going on but I have not been to bed yet and I must now don my uniform and head to work. I am so punk rn. And the hysterics were so worth it. Especially Sinsemellia, if you're lurking around here - top of the keks.

>> No.8287894

m&ms can't melt steel beams

>> No.8287900

>>8287751
>Like I didn't research it because I didn't know there was anything to research
Oh, that hit me in the feels. I miss the innocent days.

>> No.8287911

>>8287462
Aside from the purse and the parasol she wasn't sure fits the coord herself, I don't see how this is an ita coord. Doesn't seem much worse than brand pastel vomit.

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8287923

>>8287894
I made you something xo

>> No.8287928

>>8287923

Let's get married

>> No.8287933

>>8287923
omg

>> No.8287935

>>8287928
Alas, I'm but a dog.

>> No.8287938

>>8287923

Enter it into BtB this week, dont be a fag.

>> No.8288026

>>8287422
She says her mom bought her another dress not the CDC one, she got that herself online

>> No.8288038

>>8288026
Yeah but before she said that, she said it was the one her mom bought her. There were so many inconsistencies it was like a soup made with a baseball bat instead of a blender.

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8288040

>>8287649

>> No.8288279

thread's gone. did anybody get booted?

>> No.8288302

>>8287649
post proof that you were makayla bitch

>> No.8288385

>>8287642
Anybody get caps of this? I went to bed and missed the finale lol

>> No.8288453

>>8288279
I didn't, and I feel like I was a fairly major participant so if people were gonna get banned I'd have been one of them.

>> No.8288511

>>8288453
I can't imagine the mods are stupid enough to ban people for that, they probably realised it was a troll and just deleted it without blocking people. I assume the OP was blocked, though?

>> No.8288523

>>8287462
Oh god keep your precious nursing out of lolita. I don't want to see an engorged tit flopping out like that.

>> No.8288537

>>8288523
How sexist of you! Babies have the right to eat in public just like everyone else.

>> No.8288542

>>8288537
Then go to a loo, ugh

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8288544

>ITT

>> No.8288546

>>8288542
Would you like to eat in a toilet?

>> No.8288565

>>8288523
yeah I'm gonna have to agree with >>8288546

honestly, if you don't want to see then just look away. you don't want to see a titty? that's fine, but it isn't inherently disgusting or sexual. literally just look away, scroll past the photo, or put that person on your shitlist to never buy secondhand from. ultimately just get over it tho

>> No.8288576

>>8288565
I am a mother and I breastfeed. I just don't feel the need to INSIST on wearing lolita while I do so. It just makes it look weird.

>> No.8288579

>>8288576
It would certainly make it more complicated than lifting up your shirt and putting a towel over.

>> No.8288585

>>8287808
plot twist: girl actually doesn't live there, it's an abandoned building that she and her friends broke into in order to have a photoshoot because she thought it would be so goth & edgy-broken-doll-loli-chan-desu.
abandoned buildings sometimes turn out to be way grosser than those urban explorer blogs make them look.

>> No.8288591

>>8288523
Gtfo you troll.

>> No.8288592

>>8288585
I like to believe that, I don't like believing that she actually lived there. I still wonder what she's up to, if she ever wore Lolita properly or if she knows people repost this photo

>> No.8288630

>>8288591

It is kind of disgusting though. Sorry feeding crotch fruit doesn't appeal to me.

>> No.8288635

>>8288630
Agreed.
>>8288591
Even if sometihng is 'natural' it doesn't mean it's not gross. Shitting is natural, should I do it outside like a dog? No? Why not? Oh, because it's fucking disgusting, but just don't look.

>> No.8288675

>>8288546
>>8288537
Here comes the I'M A MUMMY 2 A LIKKLE ANGLE brigade.

>> No.8288688

>>8288565

Yeah in the same way we get over itas and drama, lol.

>> No.8289099

>>8287763
Mid-lvl trolling
>But if not
Like what's the point of even admitting to that

>> No.8289191

>>8287726
lol gtfo

>> No.8289243

>>8288385
they're all in an imgur album linked above, anon!