Have you had sex in costume?

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Anonymous Mon Mar 9 01:34:16 2015 No.8169201 [DELETED]

Have you had sex in costume?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 01:51:19 2015 No.8169227 This thread.... this thread is going to go horrible, horrible places, and it's going to be fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 01:57:04 2015 No.8169233 There was a couple that had sex at a local cosplay meetup. Needless to say, they were banned from the group.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 02:02:03 2015 No.8169240

Most cosplayers do not do this, but not for any prudish reasons. Sex is messy, sweaty, sticky, and can ruin a costume. Very few people will spend hundreds of dollars and weeks to months of their lives, only to have it all ruined in an hour of sex.

This is why a lot of costume sex videos have shitty party city costumes. If they get ruined, you're out maybe $40, and can easily replace it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 02:03:07 2015 No.8169245 I had sex once in full (albeit on the casual side) lolita in a car. Petticoat everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 02:04:37 2015 No.8169246 >>8169245 That must have been a very....odd experience. Care to talk about it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 02:07:13 2015 No.8169249 One of my fantasies but would run the risk of ruining the cosplay. I'm good but however, sex at cons is another story

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 02:08:32 2015 No.8169251 File: 49 KB, 500x500, Maki_Depressed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've not had sex period.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 02:09:51 2015 No.8169256 >>8169246 Not much to it. I couldn't take off the petticoat and the skirt so the guy just pushed them up and in my face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 02:20:07 2015 No.8169278 >>8169256 I hope the sex was at least good to warrant you being blinded by your own petticoat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 02:21:08 2015 No.8169279 >>8169249 Do you...mind if you share said fantasy with the rest of the class?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 02:23:35 2015 No.8169287 >>8169201 There were certainly some people who had mildly public sex at a larp I went to. Considering their kit was almost already fetish gear I don't think they were worried about staining it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 02:24:46 2015 No.8169290 There were certainly some people who had mildly public sex at a larp I went to. Considering their kit was almost already fetish gear I don't think they were worried about staining it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 02:26:10 2015 No.8169294 >>8169290 God damn broken CAPTCHA

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 04:24:31 2015 No.8169449 god I wouldn't want to ruin a costume with the sex smell and etc, but I have a feeling my bf would want to at some point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:10:45 2015 No.8169487 I didn't but I'm planning to someday. One of my secret fantasies is having sex with my bf dressed as one of my OTPs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:33:57 2015 No.8169541 File: 236 KB, 1024x768, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I haven't but maybe someday, I'd be so down to get in on some sailor lesbian action with a Haruka cosplayer

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:45:34 2015 No.8169556

I love cosplay sex, so I have had myself screwed as quite few characters already.

Mainly as Kagamine Len, Ritsuka, Schrödinger, in different school uniforms, generic catboy Outfits and of course the classic: Maid Boy

I took good care of my Outfits while and after this though. I want my fun to continue a while longer after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 08:21:56 2015 No.8169679 >>8169541 Also my dream Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 09:22:05 2015 No.8169728 Once. In Asukas yellow summerdress //v//

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 09:35:17 2015 No.8169747 File: 55 KB, 754x653, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw I will never have lesbian sex with a Midna cosplayer while dressed as TP Zelda

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 09:45:16 2015 No.8169758 >tfw will never be able to experience my #1 fetish of banging a guy wearing a helmet/mask because those are hot as fuck and it'd probably be uncomfortable as fuck sigh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 09:47:52 2015 No.8169762 >>8169201 My boyfriend chain me up in lolita once and tortured me sexually. (hot wax, ice, whipping) Somehow nothing got on the dress. also don't worry, it was bodyline.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 10:03:12 2015 No.8169780 File: 152 KB, 500x280, 1387562081559 (1).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8169747 Do it, anon. Be sure to share the experience here as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 10:07:35 2015 No.8169785 File: 630 KB, 720x540, 531688-vlcsnap_2012_04_16_16h18m23s251.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone remember these two? Well, we made it so Miki got the girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 10:10:44 2015 No.8169792 >>8169780 If I'm going to spend months on end on such a complicated costume, I'd hate to see it ruined by body paint. Also tfw no tall qt gf to cosplay as Midna ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 10:14:16 2015 No.8169800 >>8169792 Then don't wear the full costume. Just wear the wig and get like a pink corset or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 10:29:02 2015 No.8169820 >>8169245 I've also had sex in lolita, but not in a car, and not in brand. I was on top so I just held the petti and skirt out of the way. wasn't bad at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 10:55:50 2015 No.8169877 Once, but it wasn't in full costume of course. It was more awkward if anything really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 11:22:41 2015 No.8169936 I've had sex in pretty easy cosplays before like Nel from Bleach and Asuna from SAO to reduce the chance of tearing the costume or getting it messy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 12:05:44 2015 No.8170009 File: 201 KB, 640x476, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 12:09:27 2015 No.8170019 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gsWVAqpfbr

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 12:20:49 2015 No.8170038 I haven't done it yet, but I totally would, especially in my Super Sonico cosplay (as long as my headphones were not going to get severely damaged)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 12:44:24 2015 No.8170093 >>8169240 > an hour of sex. We can tell who has never had sex before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 12:50:34 2015 No.8170108 >tfw having clothes on is your fetish but your bf is the exact opposite and wants no clothes on at all ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 12:59:50 2015 No.8170127 >>8170093 Are you saying that's too long? Sex does last for about an hour or an hour and a half, including foreplay of course.

applic Mon Mar 9 13:26:31 2015 No.8170206

> GF dresses as favorite video game character
> have sex in it after she breaks a couple of her props
> femdom shit because the character is pushy like that

it was fun, like people ITT say if it's fabric you don't want to ruin it, and my GF does more armor-y cosplays so most of them are unsexable. This one was just more accessible. Maybe I should get her to give me more handjobs/blowjobs in cosplay but I we both kind of suck at oral.

>>8170108
This except the opposite? I'm all about her wearing all kinds of shit and she thinks it's weird and would rather just get naked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 13:42:52 2015 No.8170260 yes, as Aoba from DMMd

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 13:45:22 2015 No.8170265 >>8170260 If this wasn't rough, gay man on man sex, then it is wrong and you should never be allowed to have sex again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 13:47:35 2015 No.8170271 >>8169201 >Have you had sex i- No. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 13:49:15 2015 No.8170273 >>8170093 Yes and it's clearly you. Cosplay sex is fetishy, so it's not going to be a quick fuck and run.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 13:52:20 2015 No.8170280 >>8169792 Pls be in Berlin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 13:53:16 2015 No.8170282 >>8169792 >tall >midna what are you on

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 13:55:56 2015 No.8170291 >>8170282 I assumed they meant twilight princess midna and not imp midna.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 13:58:19 2015 No.8170297

>>8170273
Yet most sex at cons involve a lot of drunken one night stands that are quick, rough and messy. Especially one which involves cosplay, where your "partner" in his/her drunken lewdness may not particular care about all the time and effort you spent on your outfit while their trying to get inside your pants. >,>

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 14:01:52 2015 No.8170309 I would jump any Big Boss cosplayer so hard if they'd have it. Uniforms turn me on to the max, and good MGS cosplayers just make me squirm.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 14:08:56 2015 No.8170330

>>8170297
How does one even maintain a boner when drunk? All my experiences have been
>Try to have sex
>Nonstop Boner but I just can't cum
>It comes to a point where the chick just pities me because I'm still there trying to reach that high when she already came

It's fucking depressing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 14:15:59 2015 No.8170343 >>8170282 I'm guessing you've never played the game or just didn't make it to the end?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 14:20:56 2015 No.8170358 >>8169747 >tfw you will never have lesbian sex with an Impa cosplayer while dressed as Zelda feels bad man

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 14:56:18 2015 No.8170424 >>8169201 I remember hearing about a Shinji getting pegged by an Asuka.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:08:46 2015 No.8170445 >>8170424 Well there's an exciting thought

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:11:10 2015 No.8170449 >>8170291 >>8170343 >not thinking of imp midna before all midnas I'm fine with the feeling that nobody likes her except me

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:11:12 2015 No.8170450

>>8170127
>>8170273
Sex isn't like a porno, usually lasts like 30 minutes max, that's from getting naked to dressed again, why you think call girls usual have a half hour deal? I mean the times I've had cosplay sex I've nutted in like ten minutes just because I couldn't get over the fact I was having sex with madoka.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:11:31 2015 No.8170452 File: 284 KB, 245x183, tumblr_ndznx49eTE1rtmyqbo3_250.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8169747 I never knew I wanted this until just now, but now I really really want this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:22:32 2015 No.8170469 File: 8 KB, 500x450, personification of the internet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8170424 >you will never peg a Shinji trap whilst in Asuka gear

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:23:18 2015 No.8170470 >>8170358 At least with Impa you don't have to worry about body paint.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:24:07 2015 No.8170471 Most of my cosplays are dresses so it's pretty easy access. Plus I love the rush of having sex in the room while our roommates are at panels.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:30:16 2015 No.8170486
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Yeah, several times actually.
But most of the time it was fulfilling my questionably straight boyfriend's weird yaoi fantasies so I was posing as a male and taking it up the arse.

Once we did it as Soubi and Ritsuka from loveless and I felt super dirty afterwards. Not in the good way either.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:34:48 2015 No.8170494
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>>8170471
> date FtM crossplayer
> crossdress occasionally (MtF)
> start dating
> no homo but looking forward to some form of fucked up sex where were the opposite gender.
> she is disgusted in my crossdressing and doesn't want me to do it at all, much less have sex in it.
> continues FtM crossplaying

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:35:08 2015 No.8170496 >>8170093 I've had sex that lasted over half an hour, not including foreplay

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:36:50 2015 No.8170501 >>8170494 shit sucks anon, that sounds hot as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:36:55 2015 No.8170502 Its always my boyfriend and my thing to have sex at least once in our hotel room while at a con, and we've discussed me wearing something from a cosplay, but nothing has really come of it. Maybe someday though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:39:45 2015 No.8170508 >>8170494 What a hypocrite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:41:15 2015 No.8170510 >>8170494 You should start acting really disgusted by her crossplaying too. She sounds like a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:45:10 2015 No.8170519 >>8170450 The times I've had cosplay sex it was about half an hour of foreplay and an hour of sex. Different people have different experiences with these situations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:58:56 2015 No.8170545 File: 19 KB, 250x289, 936full-bill-kaulitz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8169747 Slightly OT but >tfw have new friend with dwarfism but she isn't interested at all in cosplay She would have been the perfect Imp Midna.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:01:19 2015 No.8170552 >>8170486 Maybe because Loveless feels dirty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:03:22 2015 No.8170561 >>8170545 Perhaps she was offended that you tried getting her to cosplay a character that looks like a retarded blue monkey?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:06:04 2015 No.8170567 >>8170494 >shit gf >staying with her even if the sex isn't good and kinky damn anon what else she got going on, money?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:06:52 2015 No.8170568 >>8170486 >not turning the boyfriend into the sub during his real life yaoi experiences

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:09:48 2015 No.8170576 >>8169251 Sigh Ill take that bullet for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:12:56 2015 No.8170585 >>8170469 >STUPID thrust SHINJI honk Whyboner.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:16:53 2015 No.8170603 This thread has me seriously so hot and bothered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:30:17 2015 No.8170644 File: 70 KB, 1096x755, 1425852798674.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8170585 >honk I chuckled

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:38:33 2015 No.8170663 >>8170470 Oh no doubt. Still never going to happen. >sadfrog.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:48:31 2015 No.8170689 Oh hell yeah. But the costumes I made are off limits unless we plan on being super careful. We usually buy stuff we find from body line or stuff we find online (Galaxy seifuku awww yis). Gettin lewd in costume 10/10 would suggest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:53:58 2015 No.8170704 >>8170450 So you came and left some girl sitting there? Virgin confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:07:48 2015 No.8170753 >>8170704 >"Having sex with" >Virgin Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:21:05 2015 No.8170799 >>8170663 Well why the fuck not?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:41:06 2015 No.8170871

>>8170799
:( too shy/awkward to ask girls out

I'm fine when in comes to flirting with/hitting on men (bisexual master race), but when it comes to women, I'm suddenly beta as fuck. No joke, I had to stop shopping at a store because I was so embarrassed at how badly I hit on one of the cashiers.

>wanted to complement makeup
> ended up stammering out "I like your face"
>kill me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:45:47 2015 No.8170887 I wish Although being a crossplayer kind of ruins the fantasy of having sex as your otp

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:48:40 2015 No.8170894 >>8170871 bi master race for life indeed. midna is my dream cosplay. if you are ever on the east coast i'll be yo gurl <3 no questions asked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:51:37 2015 No.8170910 >>8170871 If you're >>8170280, I will submit to hitting on you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:52:32 2015 No.8170914 Sadly never. Only girl I ever worked myself up to hit on at a con ended up sleeping with one of the girls I was travelling with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:53:38 2015 No.8170917 >>8170894 The girl you're replying to wants an Impa, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:59:40 2015 No.8170933 File: 45 KB, 237x212, 1423930471639.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8170914 >tfw I've been that girl before It's been 2 years and I still feel bad about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:01:39 2015 No.8170940 File: 1.35 MB, 320x240, Simon-Cowell-Laughing.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8170309 >finish up in bed >says you're pretty good >Ocelot cosplayer jumps out of the closest and meows at you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:02:02 2015 No.8170943 >>8170917 Fuck I thought she meant Imp Midna. My fantasies have been shattered. I just want a dominating Puppet Zelda cosplayer ;~;

Decade !!GCDrKbHwher Mon Mar 9 18:07:25 2015 No.8170957
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I just clicked this thinking it was a toku thread and now I'm just all buttmad. Not so much the subject just the pic, I know that pink in the picture, She's a jerk yo.

I don't really get the costumed sex thing, seems like a messy situation and a messed up outfit. To me it sounds like one of those " sounds good in your head, but in action is terrible" situations.

Real talk though, if any of y'all have a Samus Cosplay, we could talk. None of that Zero Suit bullshit though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:07:33 2015 No.8170958 >>8170940 >Ocelot ever coming out of the closet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:08:10 2015 No.8170962 File: 47 KB, 610x387, 1298495494323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8170958

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:13:31 2015 No.8170974 >>8170894 wrong anon and west coast, but I genuinely appreciate the offer! Not my ship, but I would totally be down if I was on the other side of the country, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:29:15 2015 No.8171009 I lost my virginity in a kigurumi. No lie. Every time I date someone new and we play the "questions game" this comes up and makes it awkward.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:30:57 2015 No.8171012 For people who have banged in cosplay. Did you keep your wigs on? How did you stop them from falling off or sliding off and sitting awkwardly on your head?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:31:34 2015 No.8171013

>>8169201
I was close. Hadn't seen my boyfriend for like a week. I usually crossplay (he doesn't cosplay just likes going to conventions when he can afford too). Coming back from photoshoot as shota male character, he missed me a lot and we almost fucked while I was in costume. He got freaked out at himself after it hit him that I'm dressed as a shota character and he couldn't do it.
But one day though, just for laughs, I'll get him to say fuck it and do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:31:45 2015 No.8171014 >>8171009 Pics of the kigurumi?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:32:47 2015 No.8171020 >>8169556 You sound like a weeaboo man-slut. Very unattractive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:41:22 2015 No.8171046 File: 21 KB, 370x370, 2372_AW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8171014 It was the Sazac flying squirrel one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:45:01 2015 No.8171056 >>8170940 Dear God this is so good

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:17:05 2015 No.8171131 >>8170753 >doesn't realise it's possible to lie Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:25:51 2015 No.8171157 >>8171012 Just pin it into your actual hair I pin it tight so they can still pull it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:38:03 2015 No.8171181 >>8171131 >Hey guys im going to be cool and pretend that I have had sex and post in a /cgl/ thread. Go be cancer on /b/ or something, it probably worth more of your time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:50:17 2015 No.8171209 >>8170940 That may be a joke, but my MGS fantasies are really out there. Keep this going and you'll be doing me quite the favor. I am without shame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:24:25 2015 No.8171280 >>8170330 You on anti-depressants? Mine do that shit to me. It's a drag, but I've gotten so used to it I've learned to thoroughly enjoy the experience whether I get off or not. It's about the journey, not the destination.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:27:25 2015 No.8171287

>>8170871
Holy snoots, anon. Are you me?
Pls be in Canada
Every time I meet a cute girl, spaghetti just flies everywhere.
>gets complimented by qt
>"Umm thanks"
>panics trying to think of something to compliment about her in response
>awkwardly walks away
how do I do the flirting thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:43:58 2015 No.8171334 >>8170871 >>8171287 Are you anons me? There is a never ending supply of spaghetti gushing out of my pockets around cuties. But when I do muster up the courage to flirt and compliment a cutie she thinks I'm just being nice. Kill me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:56:18 2015 No.8171352 >>8171334 Can we have another /cgl/ matchup thread?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:05:54 2015 No.8171376
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>>8171287
>be at one student bar in home town
>outside near cute girl
>hey I just wanted to say I like your hair
>"thanks I like your..."
>"PANTS!"
>begin to shuffle away, trailing spaghetti
>hey wait! are you gay?
>uhhh...kind of.
>mfw this is the closest I've gotten to picking up a girl irl
>mfw I'm too drunk and fuck up giving her my number

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:13:46 2015 No.8171394

>>8171287
oh geez, I'm the girl version of this.

>Can't flirt
>apparently can't tell if people are flirting with me. Can't even tell if friend is full of bs for claiming this or not.
>plagued by saying stupid things
>all around awkward spaghetti machine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:18:06 2015 No.8171406 >tfw don't know how to ask gf to dom me while I'm dressed as a cute trap from my favourite series

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:21:46 2015 No.8171412 This thread is gettin real lame real fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:23:32 2015 No.8171416 File: 468 KB, 500x281, dead.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8171046 Anon you win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:36:29 2015 No.8171439 >>8171394 I'm a girl, anon.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:55:43 2015 No.8171478
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>>8169201
>Would I?
Yes.
>Have I?
No

I wouldn't do it anything elaborate or with much armor or anything I'd be too scared to damage something. Something all cloth or something? Sure.

...S-see you guys at the next con...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:56:07 2015 No.8171479 >>8171439 Oh whoops, I thought you were a dude. My bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:56:07 2015 No.8171480 File: 979 KB, 2048x1365, 1421019028281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8170576 SO IT IS TRUE THAT ALL YOU SEAGULLS ARE A BUNCH OF SLUTS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:58:18 2015 No.8171485 >>8171480 FUCK OFF CROW SCUM THIS IS A SEAGULL BOARD CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:58:42 2015 No.8171489 >>8171480 That's a really pretty bird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 22:00:27 2015 No.8171492 File: 99 KB, 500x641, screwyouotherseagull.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8171489 FILTHY TRAITOR.

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:04:01 2015 No.8171731

>>8170450

I've had sex before, but usually with call girls. Mainly bad experiences, but a couple good ones were had.

I can't really find any qt gf's at the cons I go to. Namely because lesbians, tumblrinas, and feminazis out the wazoo.

> tfw when you want to have cosplay sex, but will never find a single woman who enjoys cosplay
> feelsbadman.jpg

I cosplay a bunch of characters who have SO's....and couple cosplays have always been a thing for me. It pains me that no one else cosplays from em. ;~;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:40:35 2015 No.8171799 >>8169240 >A hour of sex. Confirmed virgin!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:42:05 2015 No.8171802 >>8171799 >taking less than an hour Confirmed disappointment!

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:43:39 2015 No.8171804

>>8170330
Ever heard of a drunk dick?

>>8170297
>Most sex at cons.

I never had drunk sex at cons. I've had sex at cons with my ex bf though.

>>8169240
It really depends on the cosplay. I had something close to what OP had on and I rode my boyfriend. No seams pulled, no hair messed up, etc. It lasted about one hour and a half.

>I was Maito Gai and he was Kakashi.
>mfw if someone I know sees this here.

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:51:28 2015 No.8171820

>>8171799
Not taking drunken con sex here. If you are going to take the time to get your costume on and make a big show of fucking your fav characters, then why the fuck would you not want it to last at least an hour? Seems like it would be terribly disappointing to go through all that effort only for it to end so quickly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:52:40 2015 No.8171823 >>8171802 >implying that normally sex takes one hour.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:53:35 2015 No.8171825 >>8171799 Really? An hour of foreplay and sex is so unimaginable to some people that they don't even believe it could happen? Fucking incredible! I guess I have to remember to thank my partners.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:55:04 2015 No.8171827 >>8171820 >*talking >what am I kidding I can't spell worth shit either. Not the same anon (I'm >>8171804 ) but on average as a girl I've had sex between 3 hours to ten minutes. It wasn't fun having sex for 3 hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:58:24 2015 No.8171831 >>8171823 Normally, probably not. but if you are doing something fetishy/fantasy shit, then you should take your time, or it'll just be dream shatteringly bad.

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:02:27 2015 No.8171836
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Yeah, it was good. She turned out to be a demon though, so I was out. Dressing up as each other's favorite characters is fun, you both get to (figuratively and literally) do something you both like. It's a bonding experience.

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:03:41 2015 No.8171837

>>8171823
Depends on the situation really. I have had quick fucks that were mostly bored and had some time to kill, to marathon fuck fests.
And here's the thing: sex doesn't have to end after one orgasm. Not even for guys. After you cum, and you need a few moments before you can go again, go oral. Do something sensual. Anything at all, really. You can keep things going until you are both exhausted and need to rest. And if that all happens in under an hour for you, I feel sorry for your partners.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:08:29 2015 No.8171845 >>8171157 >tfw you have very short hair and can't pin it. I would not mind getting head in my cosplay. Sex is pushing it only because on how my cosplay is basically a robe and it might be initially awkward to fuck in that thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:08:55 2015 No.8171847 S.... Se.. Sex....? I don't understand. Do you mean, as in the gender of a person? How do you, "have sex?" Other than the obvious, direct possession of a sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:13:59 2015 No.8171863 >>8171847 Stop being pedantic, you know what they mean,

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:14:40 2015 No.8171865 >>8171837 >tfw after your guy bust a nut he doesn't want to do anything else, not even get you off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:15:13 2015 No.8171866 >>8171863 It's a joke. There are other ways to say you find a joke unfunny than to take it dead seriously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:26:18 2015 No.8171894 >>8171865 My sides, you're aware that he doesn't give a shit about you and you're fine with it. I hope he has money involved to keep you going, man, straight people is such an interesting specie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:27:30 2015 No.8171897 >>8171894 Who says I was still with the guy or that I'm a woman?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:31:22 2015 No.8171910 >>8169240 There's always Cosplay JAVs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:33:36 2015 No.8171922 >>8171897 You're talking in the present and /cgl/ is mainly a girl dominant board, it is safe to assume you are one. Either way, gj putting up with him.

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:33:45 2015 No.8171924

when i make a cosplay that doesn't take 30 minutes and two people to get into.

don't know why i spent almost seven years in the gym and still have gigantic self-consciousness/body issues that were one of a few reasons I couldn't progress into powerlifting competition.

fuck, thinking about it my ex would've probably been into that if she werent a korean drama whore (and kdrama whore as well).

i'd fuckin' cosplay bleach if it meant getting to romp with a qt halibel cosplayer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:35:38 2015 No.8171928 >>8171922 >implying that a girl dominate board doesn't have boys. >trying to justify being an ass. Top kek. Go back to tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:37:59 2015 No.8171936 >>8171924 >qt halibel cosplayer I know one anon but I'm not sure if she would be into you though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:38:05 2015 No.8171937 >>8171922 >/cgl/ is mainly a girl dominant board Not according to most self post and suggestion threads. It's a pretty even split, gender wise. Probably 60/40.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:39:19 2015 No.8171940 >>8170265 it wasn't man on man but it was essentially Koujaku's H scene if that makes it any better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:39:41 2015 No.8171942 >ITT: Girls and guys whom had very vanilla sex. Give me some kinky shit man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:39:54 2015 No.8171943 >>8171937 It used to be. Then /fit/fags invaded along with thirsty guys who think cosplayers are easy Thanks Jnig.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:42:46 2015 No.8171948 >>8171943 >used to be. Not anymore. r9k invaded along with a few other boards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:44:44 2015 No.8171954 >>8171948 Yes thank you for clarifying what I just said about how this used to be a female dominated board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:47:40 2015 No.8171962 Yes, but it was taken off, so not really any point to it. : / Just get naked from the get-go and save yourself some wrinkled cosplay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:50:58 2015 No.8171970 Cosplay is hard, and semen stains are harder to get off. Cosplay can be a great way for getting sex, but I wouldn't do it in cosplay unless I really just didn't give a shit about the costume anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:52:48 2015 No.8171973 File: 1.91 MB, 500x281, 2lewd4you.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8171942

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 02:15:24 2015 No.8172008 >>8171973 OMG!! You can't post something that explicit on a blue board!! You're gonna get us all banned!

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