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relationship cosplay feels thread?
>check on ex
>was into very tumblry fad cosplqy when we were together
>she does FNAF cosplay now
>does that awful furry facepaint thing instead of making a fursuit
>mfw

>> No.8155238

>>8155203
Confess your sins anon, did you or did you not get roped into superwholock cosplay (bonus points for added flower crowns)

>> No.8155247

>none of the characters we want to cosplay from the same series are paired together
>some don't even really interact with each other

>> No.8155248

>>8155238
no, we never did one together, but she did that horrid deer facepaint thing. with flower crowns. it was awful

>> No.8155262

>used to make couple cosplays for my best friend and his girlfriend back in highschool
>tfw i now make far superior couple cosplays for him and i instead

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>> No.8155303

>>8155248
RIP anon

My ex turned into a raging homestuck "cosplayer", complete with the streaky unsealed body paint, glad i dodged that bullet.

>> No.8155458

> my bf has firmly accepted his role as bag carrier

>> No.8155463
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8155463

>check boyfriends computer
>see pics of your cosplay friends

You know if it was J-Nig or someone I wouldn't care, but not people I know.

>> No.8155465

>>8155303
Good thing you got out of that. When were you with them?

>> No.8155487

I've been dating my guy for 3 years and counting. He's not involved with the cosplay scene.

For those interested:
Pros: Stays out of con drama
Supportive of my hobby
Understands his title of pack mule
Attends every con with me, and makes sure I'm having the best time in his eyes (because cons are "my thing")

Cons: i work alone
Couple cosplays are just a dream
Doesn't understand con scheduling for cosplayers vs a normal con-goer (photoshoots, gatherings, events, etc)
Clueless of how the community works

I love him to death, and having someone who chose to stay out of the drama is absolutely fantastic, but I do sometimes wish I could've dated a cosplayer and have someone who would wanna work together and understand how everything works in the community.

>> No.8155511

>>8155463
...so? whats wrong whit that? why can't he have pics of your cosplay friends?(i assume they are in cosplay on those pics) did i miss something?

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8155513

>>8155487

>> No.8155540

>>8155511

Do u want ur boyfriend fapping to ur friends?

>> No.8155548

>>8155487
men take note, you will never ever be good enough

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>>8155548

>> No.8155554

>>8155540
are those pictures fappable or are they just generic cosplay photos?

>> No.8155646
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8155646

>My ex and his gf spread rumours about me
>Rumours aren't true
>Ex's gf just wants to feel better about herself
>Ex wants to cover up bad behaviour by scapegoating me
>Nobody remembers that they started the rumours
>They slip into mediocracy
>Everyone in the scene knows my name for all the worse reasons
>Tfw their lives are perfect, they're getting married and having kids in the near future
>tfw small country so avoiding them at cons is imposible
>tfw I have to live with the rumours hanging over my head forever
>tfw I'm forever mad & salty

>> No.8155652

>>8155646
Anon, I feel you. I have a former friend that lives less than an hour away from me. She's taken great pains to tell anyone who will listen that I was abusive. tl;dr, she was a giant child who took any sort of disagreement to mean anger/hostility/meanness. Shit sucks.

>> No.8155670

>>8155652
>>8155646

Also dealing with this shit at the moment and I also live in a small country. The best advice I can possibly give you is to ignore it. I got angry and made myself look bad by going looking for a fight. This is may be the one time in your life where "ignore it" is actually useful advice. Remember, if you keep your mouth shut and they're seen to be bitching about you all over the place, it's not you who's gonna look bad.

>> No.8155878

Ex got fat and now does big titty cosplays like Fem!America and Mami despite the fact her legs are as thick as truck tires and her stomach falls past her vag.

>> No.8155881

>>8155554

generic cosplay but revealing outfits

>> No.8155919

>Date guy into cosplay
>Let's call him A
>Me and A are long time buddies. Weebs in high school and all that jazz
>A decides to start going to anime cons when I'm like 19 or so.
>We are not that serious about cosplay so Ebay Anbu jackets, real hair, all that stuff, no make up. (This was back during Bleach/Naruto/KH scene was huge.
>A doesn't want to do anything as a couple unless it involves sex in the hotel room during the con.
>I might not see A for days at anime cons.
>Every time I find A he's flirting with a girl or literally picking up a girl or making me a third wheel while he chats with a girl.
>Found out after we broke up he did the latter to make girls jealous enough to go after him (this is what he told me.)
>A doesn't hang out with me ever. Not even with panels.
>None of A's friends like me because I'm not cool and I have social anxiety disorder.
>Always pay for rooms though, including A's half when we split.
>Breaks up with A but finds out he's still trying to go to anime cons to mack on women and dodge child support.

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tfw your husband keeps asking you to have sex in costume but you won't do it because you don't want to damage any of your stuff.

>> No.8155931

>tfw you broke up with your gf so hard she turned into a lesbian

>> No.8155933

>>8155922
Just buy some sex store costumes? They super cheap for a reason.

>> No.8155935

>>8155922
Wtf does your husband want to have sex with you in that it might be damage if you take part of it off or move? Or how wild do you have sex? You can't I don't know do missionary or ride him or something?

>> No.8156096

>>8155878
oh god, this is so disgusting, yet so hilarious.

>> No.8156102

>>8155935
i see you haven't met my neighbours

>> No.8156107

my bf is full on lumberjack mode and will never shave his beard so most characters are out of the question for him. Maybe he will come to a con one day tho.
All I wanted was a Teitoku to my Kaga but nope not gonna happen

>> No.8156110

>>8155203
I hate FNAF and related cosplay and I have no rational reason for it. The furry face paint looks dumb.

>> No.8156135

>>8155922
Hahaha, mine wants me to do this too. I'll do it with older or simpler costumes, but I'll also tell him flat out if it'd be stupid to do it in a new one.
> "Heyyy anon, that Elsa outfit's kind of sexy........"
> "Not if you don't want to be waking up with ice sequins stuck to your ass for a month."

>> No.8156141

>>8155935
You don't need to have wild sex to end up with cumstains on your costume, a tangled wig, broken accessories, ripped tights, etc.

Both parties would have to be very careful when having sex in cosplay. And sex isn't much fun if you have to think each movement through because you're worried about possible damage.

>> No.8156144

>>8155922
try compromising, anon. if you're coming home from a con (rather than dressing up purely for sexual reasons, in which case just go buy some cheap bodyline or sex shop costumes like >>8155933
said) take off the costume pieces beforehand and put safely them aside, but leave the wig/makeup/contacts and undergarments if you want on. You can always turn the first bit into a bit of a striptease/foreplay too, though I'll admit in my case we always end up laughing because i'm distracted trying to meticulously fold and untie things properly, but hey

It's a pretty nice test of how good you are at securing your wigs too, frankly

>> No.8156145

> mfw my cute little brother doesn't want to cosplay with me
Why live? ;;

>> No.8156157

>>8156102
>>8156141

It just seems weird as fuck to me because I've had sex in my cosplay outfits and never torn one, ripped anything, etc. It's not like cosplays are made out of glass or are not clothing and people have sex in their clothes all of the time without tearing them up.

OP didn't specifically said full blown outfit i.e. makeup and wig. She said 'her cosplay' so I was just thinking what cosplays does she have and how hard do they have sex? Like straight up take the perm out of your hair?

>> No.8156338

>>8156157
I dunno about you anon but a lot of my costumes, especially my earlier ones, don't always have the best range of motion in the first place, let alone for being twisted and thrusting and wrapped around another person who is likely grabbing at them too while the costume pieces are already under strain. Yeah they probably won't break your armour or rip that dress, but clasps, closures, tights and accessories...even with regular clothes we've popped buttons or snagged a nail and torn nylons. If you couldn't wear your costume to yoga, sex probably won't be a walk in the park with it either.

Not to mention there are far too many different fluids in play to worry about exposing to fabrics it might damage

>> No.8156349

>>8155458
Accurate cosplay bf life tbh.

>> No.8156352

everybody ITT is a whore

>> No.8156354

>>8156145

cosplay Mega Milk with him

>> No.8156410

>>8156338
Same anon. This is a dumb question but can cum and sweat really mess up fabrics on a cosplay?

When op said that I was thinking straight up missionary, lady is being lazy type sex with enough room for a peep hole but not enough to you know rip something. I mean I had sex with my clothes on outside before and I didn't look fresh and so clean but hell I didn't have a ripped shirt or my pants magically exploded from bouncing up and down my ex bf's wang.

If any boyfriend rips your cosplay or tears it up on purpose then you really need to leave that dude.

>Idk maybe it's because I have boring sex in the past that I can't understand how would this happen plus it's casual conversation.

>> No.8156412

>current bf is the normalest of normalfags
>doesn't into cosplay or anime or anything
>is still very supportive of my hobby
>compliments my work and thinks the things I make are really neat
>shows his bro friends the armor I've built (helped me bond with a couple of them, actually)
>willing to go to cons if I were to ask
>says he'll wear whatever I make him at least for photoshoots

Sometimes I wish he understood for himself how fun and satisfying making a costume can be, but at the same time, I really like that he'll never be caught up in con drama and is still willing to help me make my cosplay dreams come true.

And, just a personal feeling, but since he knows fuck all about anime, I know when he calls me sexy in my Sailor Scout costume, he's probably not associating it with a middle school girl (I know the senshi outfits look basically like Japanese school girl uniforms, but I seriously doubt he'd make that connection, he's not that observant). Silly, I know, but it's still nice to think he's genuinely turned on by how I look and not some waifu fantasy for an animated underaged girl.

>> No.8156425

I need advice cgl. I'm from the UK and I've been with my boyfriend for about 4 months, and I recently found out he's obsessed with a female uk cosplayer. She's not that we'll known, has about 5000 likes on fb but mostly does skimpy stuff. He talks to her a lot on her page, comments on all of her photos and he bought a few prints of her. He keeps track of what cons she goes to and who's shes cosplaying so he can spot her and always takes photos of/with her.
She's younger (21 and me and my bf are 28), slim and tall and I'm short and fat. Would it be bad of me to ask him to stop obsessing over her?

>> No.8156429

>>8156425
No. That's sort of creepy anon.

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8156438

>ex gf and I planned a whole bunch of couple cosplays
>we broke up before we could ever go to a con with one after finishing it
>cosplaying lost it's fun completely since then

>>8156425
thats really creepy man, tell him to cut that out

>> No.8156447

>>8156425
Yeeeeah, definitely bring it up because that's obsessive and weird. At least you're finding out four months in rather than a year? Don't be surprised if he acts defensive about it, though.

>> No.8156450

>>8156447
I've asked him about it casually, and he does get defensive about it. I asked what he likes about her and he basically said "she's hot" in three different ways.
There's 0% of him running off with her (she's out of his league for sure) but it does still make me insecure.

>> No.8156457

More lolitaish
>get home from meetup
>gf sitting in pencil skirt, heels, bra, full blown porn star makeup
>ohfuck
>"I've been waiting for you all day"
>OHFUCK
>trying to get out of my lolita as quickly as possible, while trying to maintain it
>look back at girlfriend as I'm hanging up my beautiful expensive JSK
>OHMYGOD
>"W-wait, I gotta get my stocking off..."
>slowly carefully remove my stockings as to not rip them

We did have sex that night, but it's absolute trash that it took me like 15 minutes to take all my shit off. It totally killed the mood. Plus while she looked absolutely gorgeous, I had wig head, smudged makeup and those gross markings you get from wearing snug clothing.

>> No.8156459

>>8156450
Your security in your relationship should never come from "Oh well they can't do that even though they want to so it doesn't matter." They would do it if they got the opportunity and that should be enough for you to know they're settling on you.

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>plan couple cosplays with qt bf
>it's great, we agree on characters
>we decide to do 2 cosplays for upcoming con
>he can't sew
>i start researching and pushing to order materials immediately
>"we still have plenty of time, anon! relax we don't need to make any commitments now!"
>con is in 3 months, i'm taking 17 credit hours, part-time job, outside of school activities
>he expects me to sew 4 costumes in that timeframe without getting on it now

>> No.8156469

>>8156457
>tfw no lesbo sexy gf
There's so many fucking lesbians in cosplay too! How do I know have a girlfriend yet?

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>>8155203
>check on ex

>> No.8156494

>>8156450
I would feel very uncomfortable with that, anon. Finding her hot is one thing, hell, even having photos saved to fap over isn't a huge deal in my book, but if he's interacting with her online at every opportunity and making a point of figuring out what she'll be wearing and when just to find her....that's creepy. I think you should bring it up, not accusingly but definitely not casually, point out that it's a bit much, and if he isn't receptive, I would honestly just call it off and find a boyfriend who isn't obsessing about another girl.

>> No.8156499

>>8156460
Be honest and tell him it's too much for you. Either he can get on it now and try to help you make HIS costumes, or you might want to consider cutting it to one costume each. Sewing isn't that hard, he could learn in a month or so to do semi decent work with your help if he tried.

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>talking to guy in class
>he's really cool and into me
>rightbackatcha!
>we start texting
>I tell him I cosplay
>"That's super weird anon."
>Tell him idk I won't stop
>"Well, unless it's like really sexy dressing up, I wouldn't like it haha"
>pic related

>> No.8156501 [DELETED] 

>>8156460
Don't stress yourself unnecessarily. Be honest and say you're worried about the time and that he can either order materials asap and possibly even help you make HIS costumes or maybe you should cut it to one costume each instead. Sewing isn't hard, he could learn to do basic stuff and be useful in a month if he tried.

>> No.8156505

>>8156494
Would it be out of line for me to message her and ask her to block my boyfriend? Obviously not in a "stop trying to steal my boyfriend you whore" way, but just explaining how obsessed he is with her. She does seem like a nice girl, I don't think she appreciates my boyfriend creeping on her either.

>> No.8156508

>>8156505
Idk, that might be much, she can block him herself if she's creeped out unless you have reason to believe she deserves to be warned about him. And don't do it thinking it will make your boyfriend stop obsessing over her and turn all that attention to you or something, he'd likely just make another account to creep on her.

>> No.8156524

>>8156505
She probably wouldn't want to loose a customer

>> No.8156535

I got a knobend here that needs a suck you sluts

>> No.8156553

>>8156410

>>8156338 here, I've never had to personally wash cum out of anything clothing-wise, so i can't be sure on that front, but i was talking more in terms of sweat, lube, or if you accidentally squirt? Depending on what colour and type of fabric you're using any of that can be a real pain in the ass to try and wash out later

And of course he's not trying to mess with any of my clothes on purpose, but both of us are clumsy as can be, especially when excited and not concentrating terribly hard on coordination, and I feel like I can't be the only one? I've smacked my head hard into the headboard and knocked down a good dozen of videogames, if he's trying to unbutton a shirt and i lose my balance then most likely say goodbye to that button, earrings have mysteriously gone missing, someone always manages to have a jagged nail/toenail that wouldn't have otherwise been an issue, or as simple as him accidentally laying on my hair or skirt when I go to sit up, y'know? Again, your main costume's probably fine, but the little things could be an issue

I see what you mean though, I guess especially with a skirt cosplay it could probably be feasible if you're careful and "lazy" like you said. That just seems like it'd take all the fun out of it having to stay really aware and careful of your costume and try to stay passive/not get into it too much

>magically exploding pants
I feel I've seen an anime gif of exactly that and I can't find it for the life of me. Suffice to say I laughed though

>> No.8156561

>>8156500
somehow I'll never get the whole 'it's only okay if it's sexy' with like more then just cosplay
Idk the idea is so foreign to me. I like sexy stuff too but jfc.

I mean after all it boils down to 'it's okay if it also caters to my needs'

>> No.8156580

>>8156352
Oh no, adult people anonymously discussing having healthy sex lives with their significant others within stable relationships?!? Sometimes wearing things they like???? OH GOD WHAT NEXT HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD

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>>8156500
>have a crush on a guy in my class
>we like the same vidya games
>he finds out I cosplay
>wants to do a couple cosplay from one of those games to the next con
>mfw

A-am I dreaming?

>> No.8156591

>>8156535
if you haven't noticed we're all getting some already, better luck next time
>also why would you call it that i'm picturing one of those old glass doorknobs my grandmother's house used to have as a kid... but attached to someone's crotch

>> No.8156594

>>8156590
That's awesome, go for it anon!

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8156600

>have two exes
>never got to do couple cosplays when I was with either of them
>one ex has an SO now and does couple cosplays with them
>mfw

Just a little bitter.

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>all these degenerate whores ITT having sex before marriage
>acting as if it's normal

>> No.8156611

>>8156600
Consider this. The SO is probably going through the same shit that you went through when you were with them.

>> No.8156614

>>8156505
What cosplayer is it?

>> No.8156631

>>8156608
tendies

>> No.8156637

>>8156499
If you convince him to work with you, what I've found works with my boyfriend is if I pin the pattern pieces to the fabric, he cuts them out. I pin the pieces together, he stitches them on the machine. And things like that. It cuts down a lot on the tedious work.

>> No.8156638

>>8156608
When will /r9k/ go and stay go?

>> No.8156648

>>8156611
Actually, they're probably doing a lot better than I did. That's what makes me bitter.

>> No.8156649

>>8156410
Why do you assume I'm just taking it missionary? That's so boring. Is it because I said I was married?

Some fabrics are just prone to staining. I'm sorry but if I am spending the money on materials and then the time and effort on making it I'm not going to risk getting sex fluids on it, no mater how "basic" or "simple" the costume is.

>> No.8156650

>>8155487
>this is how women think
>tfw don't have to have a gf
good feels

>> No.8156652

>>8156608
Get out of here /r9k/

>> No.8156676

>>8156652
>>8156638
>>8156631
>/r9k/
"And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fell sfrom the heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit. And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit."

The Bible says it's wrong.
That's the only direction I need in life.

>> No.8156682

>>8156553
>I feel I've seen an anime gif of exactly that and I can't find it for the life of me. Suffice to say I laughed though

I was thinking of that when I said it. I understand both points now. I wouldn't want a guy to ruin my cosplay either.

Usually when I did the deed it was pretty boring or it was straight up weird so thanks for educating me. My ex was a pervert and an exhibitionist so we would have sex at anime cons in odd places. I didn't enjoy it but since I thought I was 'in love' I put up with it before he cheated on me with an underage girl at an anime con. At the time we were both 24 and the girl was 16 or so. The most I worn cosplay wise was a full spandex outfit but I usually wore a skirt or pants so it was never complicated to get a hole open for him to put it inside.

>squirt
Huh girls can actually do that? I never squirted in my life.

>>8156649
>Is it because I said I was married?
What's your problem anon? It was just the first thought I had, not an implication or assumption of anything or what you do. Don't get your panties into a twist.

>Some fabrics are just prone to staining
If you're doing cowboy style and taking off your skirt there shouldn't be any major straining unless the outfit is too tight in the chest in the first place. I've done that before as well as him lifting me up and bouncing me up and down. I didn't get any juices on my outfit, I didn't rip anything but I was cosplaying with pants so I don't have any idea wtf you cosplay as. You wasn't very clear in >>8155922

>That's so boring.
Any position of sex can be boring or painful anon. If it's boring either you or your partner is doing it wrong or not communicating. I've dealt with boring sex before and the problem wasn't the position it was the fact that he was in a rush to just push it in which would cause pain and to constantly have sex in public at anime cons instead of in the hotel room or at home.

>> No.8156683

>>8156676
>That's the only direction I need in life

That's not the direction we need though so fuck off.

>> No.8156687

>>8156683
Everyone needs Jesus.

Even weirdo cosplayers with partners at ludicrously young ages.

>> No.8156688

>>8156683
How about YOU fuck off to tumblr and stay there

>> No.8156689

>>8156687

I'm sorry that you're forty, a virgin, and dissatisfied with that outcome in life.

>> No.8156692

>>8156687
Jesus won't do anything he dead

>> No.8156696

>>8156689
Nah, I'm an 18 year old normal engineering student heading out into the royal engineers.
I'm happy as can be about my lot in God's kingdom.
Are you?

>>8156692
The father, the son and the holy ghost are all God.

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8156697

>boyfriend is a normalfag
>can't drag him to cons

feels were had :(

In other news, he still appreciates my cosplay and lolita outfits and tells me I look good in them.

>> No.8156700

>>8156688
>>8156687

>tumblr

Stop samefagging /r9k/

>> No.8156702

>>8156696
Face it, you're not going to convert anyone here. You've basically got two options, either keep your religion to yourself and focus on what this board is for, or leave.

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>>8156700
Shit dubs, slut

>> No.8156709

>>8156702
I just take pleasure in reminding people that they'll be burning for all eternity in endless, unyielding agony.

I do it in real life too, but I rarely get the opportunity.

>> No.8156710

>>8156709
Just stop derailing threads and stop looking down on people you don't even know. I'm done.

>> No.8156711

>>8156697
>implying you aren't the normie
right...

>> No.8156713

>>8156696
Hail Satan. I sold my soul to him for a cheeseburger. It was a pretty good trade. A little too cheesy but it wasn't a problem. I'm happy with my choice there.

>> No.8156715

>>8156705
>slut
>bitching about people being married before sex

Unless your parents are married and all of your friends your family is a bunch of sluts too you bitch. Go back to /r9k/ or whatever hole you crawled out of ass.

>> No.8156716

>>8156709

Aww you're adorable. I just want to pinch your cheeks, you cute widdle gremlin.

>> No.8156719

>>8156715
>implying that's me
Literally LITERALLLLLLY all of /cgl/ is tumblrslutland

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8156720

Can we go back to talking about relationships and cosplay?

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8156722

>I make all of mine and bf's cosplays
>Complain about having trouble with a dress
>Thinks the home economics class he took in middle school would make him a better candidate for making it since I'm having trouble
>Doesn't understand why I find this laughable

For a good feel:
>Love Sailor Moon, wanna cosplay from it while I'm still young
>Feel like Usagi is too generic and he wouldn't make a good Tuxedo Mask
>Mention how I'm tempted to do Neptune since I love lesbians and her color scheme
>Joke about him being my Uranus since he's tall, cute and blonde
>Show him pics and he says he'll do whatever I'd like
>mfw

>> No.8156723

>>8156720
seconded

>> No.8156724

>>8156709
What makes you think it is true? There was billion different religions out there with billion of different gods saying billion of different things.

>> No.8156725

>>8156719

>>8156687
>>8156676
>>8156608
>>8156696
>>8156705
>>8156709

All of this is you you dumb fucker. You see this shit? Stop it. I'm done.

>> No.8156728

>>8156713
Satan has killed around 26 people in his entire life, god isn't even done killing. Also, satanism has better moral, ethics and human value than catholics.

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>>8156725
>/cgl/ does it again
ebin :^D

>> No.8156732

>>8156724
All the other gods were envoys of Satan.
This is true because of the documented acts Jesus Christ performed.

>>8156716
Thanks.

I have a beard though so pinching would hurt.

>> No.8156735

Currently helping my bf with his Dark Souls II cosplay, I'll be cosplaying Priscilla from Dark Souls I so we can semi match.

I'm hoping that after this he will like making armor cosplays so I can talk him into cosplaying shovel knight and shield knight with me.

>> No.8156737

>>8156732
Satan didn't do anything wrong.

>> No.8156739
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8156739

I'm still waiting for a boyfriend who would couple cosplay with me. Most of my boyfriends either wanted me to do crazy cosplays like picture related or wasn't into doing it.

>> No.8156741

>>8156737
Depends who you ask.

In Islam he did absolutely nothing wrong.

They believe that God wanted Satan to exist for the lulz.

>> No.8156746

>>8156731
>None of them are the same person
>None of the replies are the same person

????????

>> No.8156749

>>8156746
erasing the "(You)" is easy anon

>> No.8156752

>>8156749
I'm laughing but I'm wondering why too.

>> No.8156759

>tfw new gf openly mocks me about cosplay
>tfw she said she will never be caught dead at a con let alone dressed up
>tfw gathering new ideas for cosplay and coming up with couple ones, just in case she changes her mind.
>tfw no matter what i will be going solo to otakon this summer again.

it hurts. i just want to roll into a con with my qt3.14 with our cosplay on point.

>> No.8156766

>>8156759
Anon I hate to say this but your gf sounds like a bitch.

>> No.8156768

>>8156766
yeah but it beats doing the five knuckle shuffle alone every night. so i got that going for me

>> No.8156772

>>8156768
>just having a gf for sex
Pointless tbh.
Sex is already overrated as fuck as is.

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8156776

>>8156768

>> No.8156783

>>8156772
clearly you must not be doing it right. but thats neither here nor there. this is the only thing we both cant agree on in the relationship

>> No.8156793

>>8156783
I hate sex.
If I had the choice between sex and an evening of Risk I'd pick the latter every single time.
Only sluts like sex.

>> No.8156801
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8156801

>>8156457
>mfw imagining you as a brolita

>> No.8156802

>>8156793
>if it wasnt for sluts i'd never get laid~Budda

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>>8156793
Nice

>> No.8156808

>>8156793
m'lady

>> No.8156831

>>8156594
I will, thanks for the encouragement Anon!

>> No.8156842

>>8156425
Is it one girl or multiple cosplayers ? If it's a few cosplayers, then he has a hobby. If it's one girl, that's a red flag.

I'm all for getting a few prints and photos at cons (like a normal fan), but I draw the line at talking with them online. Trying to initiate personal conversations with crushes is the kind of thing you leave behind when you have a girlfriend. It's that simple.

>> No.8156886

>>8156842
Can you not read? She at no point makes it ambiguous that her boyfriend is obsessed with one girl and basically stalking her.

>> No.8156889

>tfw never had boyfriend
>no one to do couple cosplays with
> other cosplay friends all do kawaii girls and none of us are really into yuri anyways
>make friend who just got into cosplaying
>4 inches taller than me, perfect cosplay couple height
>prefers to crossplay
>make her watch the series im into so we can cosplay together
>finally get to do otp cosplay
>not real couple cosplay but good enough

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>>8156889
and
>>8156759

>> No.8156910

>>8156425
I get being a fan of an actor or something but that's just weird

>> No.8156919

my bf works in the game room during cons.
my guilty pleasure is walking in there and being all over him while he's playing games to show everyone he has a hot gf.

>> No.8156941

Me and my ex still cosplay together, couples included
Feels nice and weird at the same time

>> No.8157014

>>8156941
My ex and I still cosplay together, too, and we both usually genuinely like the characters who are together for some reason, but we're not quite comfortable doing couple cosplays. It's always so unfortunate watching something and thinking "hey, I should get him to watch and cosplay with m-oh they're kissing now never mind".

>> No.8157018
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My fiancée wants to cosplay my Manderville glamoured miqo'te WAR from FFXIV quite badly. Hopin' we can both be in shape so we can couple cosplay for Otakon this year, not sure if we'll quite be there... But next year? Oh, fuck yes... >:3 At least this year we'll be able to enjoy watching all the cute as fuck chicks in cosplay together...

>TFW fiancée loves women as much as me...
>TFW she has the same taste in women as me...

>> No.8157079

>want to try cosplay sex with gf
>feel awkward asking for it normally
>would feel creepy asking for this
>mood swings constantly kill mood

I just want to try something other than the normal lights out, sex time stuff.

>> No.8157101
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>was teen
>dreamed of having a boyfriend so that I could do couple cosplays with him
>Now adult
>switched to lolita
>Never have and still don't have boyfriend
>mfw never got to live the weeb dream

>> No.8157269
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8157269

>bf is about 50 lbs overweight
>wants to cosplay but lack of money and his body make him decide not to
>wants to lose the weight but has every excuse in the book for why he can't
>it's too cold to exercise indoors! we have free membership to a gym though your sister but i don't want to rely on your family's access! there's no healthy food in the house (untrue, just nothing he thinks tastes good)! etc etc etc
>everytime we go to a con he spends 50% of the time pissed off because he isn't cosplaying and getting attention
>tries to drag me down and ruin my good time
>always have to pay for his portion of the hotel fee because he won't get a job

Gfd I mean I like spending time with him outside of conventions but he's always such a wet blanket at them. We've been together for almost two years now and he's always been something of a financial burden - even when he HAD a job, he's always spend most of his rent money on trading cards or Taco Bell and I'd have to loan him money to cover him. I signed up for a relationship, not a fucking child.

I think the next convention he throws a bitchfit at will be the end of it. It'd suck if it's our next convention, cuz it's the same convention his ex broke up with him shortly before we started dating. That'd sting... I don't know if I'll date a convention-goer again unless I knew they had their shit together first.

>> No.8157276

>>8157269
Yaaaah I don't know why you just don't end it now instead of the "if one more convention goes wrong" bit. It doesn't seem like he has a lot to bring to the table compared to you, you shouldn't settle.

>> No.8157301

>>8157269
Dude, just break up with him if it's a matter of "if he acts like a petulant child ONE MORE TIME". You're right, you didn't sign up for a kid ,and it doesn't sound like he cares enough to change anything for himself.

>> No.8157304

>>8157269
he sounds...pretty crummy. He's obviously taking you for granted even though you're way out of his league maturity-wise. I think you should do it before the con, otherwise you might feel too guilty to bring up memories of something it's frankly a little childish for him to dwell on.

>> No.8157309

>>8157269
>I signed up for a relationship, not a fucking child.
Wowza. I feel sorry for people stuck in these kinds of relationships. Speaking as a guy who had to turn down a jobless "b-but I have anxiety" girl.

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>>8156919
>I go to cons because I can feel hotter than the hambeasts
>I annoy the shit out of my boyfriend
Cool.

>> No.8157318

>>8157313
you didn't have to go all out with the jelly. I'm not a fan of PDA either, but it's pretty standard to enjoy being a cute couple at a con.

>> No.8157379

>>8157318
>jelly
I'm a dude who's annoyed at childish whores who think it's OK to fuck up a man's game because they crave attention.

>> No.8157401

>>8157379
It's not fucking up his game lmao. It's being YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS WOW I LOVE YOU <3 while the other greasy dudes in the room wish they were him. Sorry it's not you but you need to calm down.

>> No.8157405

>>8157401
my girlfriend does this for me. ngl, it feels great to be the only one in the room with a qt pie girlfriend who loves my gaming.
she's always dressed in some cute costume too.

>> No.8157418

>meet gf through cosplaying OTP at a close by con
>Flirt a lot, she actually lives across the country
>mutual crush happens
>Say fuck it, let's do the LDR thing because she's used to it and I don't have much of a sex drive
>Going ok, but she loses interest after 5 months and breaks up 2 weeks before I and another friend are coming to visit her
>I get over it in a day and we're still friends so I get to go enjoy 3 weeks of cosplaying our OTP
>Not awkward at all....

Even years later we still end up cosplaying the OTP at cons because this fandom is my group of friends thing.

>New fandom, same group with ex gf
>They choose who I should cosplay. I don't argue
>She is cosplaying the other half of the main pairing for my character
>liking my progress pics and editing them with a picture of her progress

Please don't act all clingy and cute with me again I don't think I can handle that.


The lesson here is fuck tumblr. I dunno don't mix OTP and relationships. Shit gets messed up.

>> No.8157431

>met my husband at anime convention
>he was super into cons and cosplay at the time, I was just getting into it
>after we've dated for a while he is totally out of the con scene just as I'm hardcore in
>he's still very sweet and supportive, helps me with cosplay and stuff
>n-no it's okay baby I didn't want to do a million couple cosplays or anything...

I have wonderful cosplay friends but still, it would be so amazing to show up in a gorgeous couple cosplay to the con where we met for our anniversary...

>> No.8157434

>>8157431
Bonus:
yes we've had cosplay sex
>finally get into lolita after years of careful lurking
>get my first brand dress, bounce around in it as soon as it's delivered
>"heheh hey anon, you wanna fuck in that too?"
>N-NOT MY BURANDO

>> No.8157438

>>8157401
>>8157405
>samefagging this hard
You should really work on your self-esteem if you need to compare yourself to greasy NEETs to feel important.

>> No.8157454

>cospalying hinata and kageyama from haikyuu with girl i liked last year
>she's kageyama and i'm hinata
>talking to a couple of haikyuu fans when they get photos with us
>"omg kageyama you should pose like youre proposing to hinata"
>kageyama gets down in the pose and genuinely looks lovestruck
>"oh my god hinata looks so happy!!!!"
>truth is i was happy
>fans leave after i give them my IG so i could get the photos
>tfw they never ended up posting them or even following me

Kageyama and I did end up dating for a few months but it didn't really work out so we're back to friends now, and still do some popular ship cosplays together because why the hell not

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>>8157438
k

>> No.8157470

>>8156500
drop him

>> No.8157477
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>meet a cute guy in my class
>he flirts with me a lot
>blushu blushu
>semester ends, add him on facebook because why not
>im open about my interests in animu and my cosplaying on fb
>he never talks to me again

>> No.8157491

>>8157454
I'm >>8157418
and I feel you

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>>8157491
It's so hard to deal with sometimes, her reason for breaking up was something along the lines of "I'm not sure if I actually liked you or if I just liked the idea of someone liking me" but at the same time she's been practically BEGGING me to cosplay my favorite Persona ship together

I'm looking forward to cosplaying Satsuki and Nonon from KLK with her though, she already cosplays Nonon and shes about a foot taller than me so it'll be like a funny little height swap thing

>> No.8157511

>>8157504
Honestly, for your own well being and safety, imo, take it as it is. From the reason you said she broke up with you and how you said she's being flirty with you and clingy. I would remove her from your social life. If she cared about you, even as just as friends. She would be weary of her own actions and try not to lead you on in some sort of way or be considerate

>> No.8157513

>>8157504
She just sounds self-centered honestly. I know if I ended it for whatever reason, I wouldn't be overly affectionate or sweet or whatever to my ex just to be safe in knowing I'm not making it worse for them etc

>> No.8157514

>>8157438
lmao you got all quiet

>> No.8157517

>>8157511
Are you referring to the other anon? Mine hasn't been flirty and clingy at all unless you're referring to the Persona thing. She just REALLY likes Persona and has begged several other people to join our group, she just wants me to be Yosuke.

>> No.8157521

>>8157418
Uhhhh, this one.

>> No.8157542
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>Girlfriend and I break up
>Have plenty of mutual friends but don't want to deal with making friends choose
>I bow out first so no one has to worry
>She tries to spread a lot of nasty shit about me to them and half our con circuit.
> Tells everyone I was a user and cheater
>Even though, you know I was the one with the job, car, and money.
>Never cheated on her once, but moved on really quick.
>Now
>Everyone likes me more
>Have cute girlfriend who is an amazing cosplayer. Plan on doing lots of couple cosplays.
>I still have better art and do better in AA
>She's hanging out with people way younger than her.
>Her new GF is way too young for her.
>Still trying to paint herself victim.

I was trying not to be petty but it feels great that it all backfired on her like that.

>> No.8157618

>>8157542
Does said cute girlfriend have a cosplay page? Do you have a cosplay page too?

>> No.8157655

>>8157014
That does sound uncomfortable, anon.
In my case, it's weird because my ex is still into me and posts older cosplay pics of us kissing or almost kissing and still frequently tells me what she feels for me but I still care for her a lot and we're still close together (we still visit eachother, sleep next to eachother and cuddle up) so idk what I even feel anymore. It just feels really weird and at the same time, it feels nice to be close. I don't have problems cosplaying couples with her as long as we don't kiss and such. I really don't know what I'm doing anymore.

>> No.8157691

>Order an outfit for cosplay custom made
>send them my measurements
>3 weeks pass
>finally get a message
>"Could you please check your measurements again? We think they might be a little off"
>A bit annoyed but do it again
>similar measurements the 2nd time
>Send to tailor
>another week passes
>"You're measurements still seem to be off. Please make sure that you're using the right measurement"

I'm 99% sure my measurements are correct. This is really getting on my nerves. There needs to be some sort of app or website that tells you if your measurements are right or not.

>> No.8157841

>>8156682
>staining
>STAINING

I'm not talking about the fit of the costume dude. I'm talking about the costume getting dirty.

You seem to want to dole out a lot of advice about sex when you don't seem to know anything. I wasn't saying missionary itself is boring, but just assuming thats all anyone ever does is. Maybe your sex life is boring if thats all you can imagine. Go watch some porn or something.

>> No.8157846

>>8156649
>that's so boring
the fuck isn't boring to you then?

>> No.8158006

>>8157846
It's boring to assume the only sex someone has is in the missionary position.

>> No.8158364

>>8157691
What does this have to do with feels about relationships and cosplay? Unless you thought this was just a regular feels thread.

>> No.8159039

>>8157101

It's not to late, Texas?

>> No.8159147

>Boyfriend does armored cosplays
>I do simpler cosplays from anime/video games

the problem I'm facing is getting my boyfriend to do a couple cosplay from my interests. He's made me a full armor suit to match one of his as a couple cosplay, but I've been hard-pressed to get him to do vice versa with me.

>> No.8159153

>>8159147
find something from a series you like that has some armor on both outfits so he'll still feel like he's having fun.

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>>8156354

>> No.8159441

>>8157434
I'm just giggling at the though of some girl jumping around the house in lolita and then her husband stops her and says "You wanna fuck in that too? ;D"

>> No.8159487

>>8159147
>Boyfriend does armored cosplays
I'm peanut butter and jelly. I wish my bf would do armor.
>tfw bf wants to couple cosplay
>yay
>tfw bf is clumsy and impatient and will never make anything nice
>nay
>he's willing to work but will make shit and be completely satisfied with it up until he's finished
>last time we each made our own cosplays, mine was a lot better looking than his
>expresses his sadness
>he doesn't wear his cosplay
>tfw if I want to couple cosplay id have to make everything myself
>tfw full life
>tfw mediocre at sewing, will never have adequate time to learn how to make armor at this rate

Also
>bf doesn't want to wear wigs
His hair is really quite nice and can actually be styled animu but fuck I dont want to have to tailor cosplay plans around his hair color
>tfw couple cosplay so close yet so far

>> No.8159571

>>8156349
Accurate guy relationship with girl in general be it husband/friend/fbuddy/friend zone/ acquaintance zone. Tbh

>> No.8160383

>gf thinks she's too large for cosplay
>bby no
>pls

>> No.8160394

>>8157841
>Being this defensive.

Not the same anon but you need to relax.

>> No.8160409

>current boyfriend does not cosplay
>we have a very good relationship and is accepting of me cosplaying
>tell him a few horror stories about conventions
>suddenly overly protective
>doesn't like me going to cons
>gets mad at me for going to cons
>ignores me the entire weekend of a convention bc he "didnt want to be reminded of it"
>relationship totally fine after cons
>can't talk to him about cosplay anymore

not sure if i should be happy that he's so concerned about my safety or if i should be mad that's he deals with it in such an immature way :c

>> No.8160428

Hey /cgl/.
Sooooooo, I might have cheated on my boyfriend.
Here's what happened:

>bf really busy with uni work over the last couple of weeks
>feel like he hasn't been paying enough attention to me, he's only been fucking me twice a week
>last saturday tell him that I'm going to a female friend's house
>he's okay with it, which I found pretty disappointing since he didn't show any signs of worry or distrust
>go clubbing with a bunch of female friends instead
>plenty of beta orbiters buying me drinks, I'm really enjoying the constant attention that my boyfriend hasn't been giving me
>feel very sexy and desired
>suddenly, a cute hunk walks up to me and starts chatting me up
>he's different than all the others
>within 10 minutes we're in the toilets, he's fucking me hard and calling me his little slut
>orgasm twice and suck him off afterwards
>he calls me a good little slut and leaves me his number
>tempted to give him a call and make it a permanent thing

My question is, how do I stop my boyfriend from finding out? I don't want to break up with him since he's a great guy all around, with a good career lined up and I'm planning to marry him eventually.
Upset, overly romantic permavirgins who will never even touch a real women please refrain from posting.

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>>8160428
i'll take, "things that didn't happen" for $500, alex.

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>Bf loves to couple cosplay with me
>If we're not in pairings, we're characters that go well together from different series
>But all my absolute favorite pairings are from longer series (Aiko/Punun being my #1)
>Know he'd never read all of that, he hasn't even read SPvsTW (which we also cosplay from)
>feels bad man

>> No.8160440

>>8160428

/r9k/ pls go

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>>8160428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXYMBEW3D9s

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MFW
>my boyfriend and I met because we were cosplaying our OTP.
>he was mildly into cosplay when we started dating and 3 years later he's into it just as much as I am. Which is way too much.
>we cosplay/plan to cosplay all of our favorite couples and have fucking fun doing it
>the cosplay sex is rigoddamndiculous
>he's thanked me for getting him more into cosplay because its motivated him to get in shape and learn new things

I hit the jackpot and I'm never letting this nerd go.

>> No.8161546

>>8156469
.....Way too many if you ask me. It seems tumblr just makes lesbians like they're in a factory or something. O___O

>> No.8161553

>>8156739
.....A-are you me anon? (I'm a guy btw though)

Cause I do quite a few characters who have SOs or partners, but tfw I don't have one to do a couple cosplay with because I cosplay from lesser known or not cosplayed enough anime.

>> No.8161629

>>8160409
That is actually abusive on his part. That isn't being protective that is being controlling.
I had an ex like that. Was with him for 2 years and I lost my mind. I felt I could never truly be myself around him. Felt like I had to have his "approval" to go to conventions when in the end, he had no damn choice. He wasn't into the whole convention scene and I was okay with that, until he became controling like that. It's unfair to you anon. Enjoy your life and say fuck this dude.

>> No.8161633

>>8160428
Your a cheating whore. He deserves better then you. Just leave him and go about your merry way.

>> No.8161643

>>8161629
I think you're projecting. He's angry because from his POV, anon is putting herself in an uncomfortable and dangerous situation repeatedly. She needs to talk to him about his behavior, yes, but I wouldn't go so far to call him abusive.

If your bf guilted you and blamed you for going to cons just because he didn't like the con scene, that was abusive behavior. I had a boyfriend who told me he didn't like me going to cons because he thought I was sleeping around (I was a shy weeb virgin and definitely doing no such thing) and he would guilt me for my alleged infidelity. THAT was abusive/manipulative.

>> No.8162859

>>8160459
You lucky woman you. ;~;

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>>8156608
virgin robot detected

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>>8157269
Just... leave.... him....

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>>8160428
b8

>> No.8162969

>>8157269
oh god bby please just leave this manchild

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>>8157269
whats the next con. i want to be there to watch this melt down.

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>>8157269
ntr
N...T...R!

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>>8155670
Too late anon, it was years ago, I already got angry and made myself look bad too. I pretty much had to start my life over

>> No.8163405

>>8160428
>thinks women use the word 'hunk' or have a sex drive that would exceed 2 times a week

>> No.8163508

>>8160428
Woah, you're a piece of shit!!!
Though I like your taste in verbal sexual expression!!!

>> No.8163818

>>8163050
10/10

>> No.8163831

>>8155652
I've got an abusive ex-friend who's told everyone I was the abusive one
>tfw most of my relationships are wrecked
>tfw i only have one friend in the community because shes had a similar thing happen to her

This shit really does suck, I feel for ya anon, I really do.

>> No.8166535
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>tfw no cute girlfriend to do couple cosplays with

I just want to do a couple cosplay of a pairing I ship, man.

>> No.8166550
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8166550

>go to cosplay with gf
>no gf

>> No.8166698

Wow, this feels thread went to shit quickly.

/adv/ pls go, just because /cgl/ has more females than most boards doesn't mean we're going to circlejerk you for having a vagina. Especially if you're an awful person with a vagina.

Unless you make it cosplay or convention related, doesn't belong here.

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>>8156692
Giggles were had

>> No.8167110

Man, I wish I had a cosplay boyfriend. I've got a some how nerdier guy I'm talking to who is good looking and fit and I cannot convince him to dress up with me. Not even for sexy cosplays.

Help me, seagulls. How do I talk him into it.

>>8156676
How did you even get here

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8167113

>be multipartner slut
> one guy wants to cosplay wakka but has beer gut
>guy 2 wants to cosplay raiden but has acne and manface
>they expect me to make everything because they have the artistic skill of a rock

>> No.8167158

>tfw i've been talking to a girl for a few months now
>she's doing her first real cosplay at an upcoming convention, we're meeting up on friday to have lunch together
>i like her a lot and i'm hoping the feelings are reciprocated
>i'm excited but also scared out of my mind
>she likes anime and manga and we have plenty in common
>trying not to get my hopes up but it's difficult

>> No.8167309

>>8156783
It really is.

>> No.8167560

>>8157269
Gurl dump that scrub now, toughen the fuck up and stop being such a weak sad sack of shit

>> No.8167577

>tfw have geeky gaming, animu, tcg, aristo husbando who would love to couple cosplay but is 200lbs overweight and your heart couldn't take what people say about him
>tfw he gets accepted for gastric bypass and your coscouple dreams are rejuvenated
>tfw you start to worry if you will look like shit next to him.
>tfw always going to have crooked teeth better ve a 9/10 in other areas
>tfw you want the surgery to happen now so can start plans for next con season
>tfw you feel like your everything you hate about the cos scene for feeling this way and wanting the coscouple dream

>> No.8167582

>gf dumped me 2 months ago
>tfw right now I'm still helping her with cosplay shits that are even for a friend of her
>literally right now, she's sewing as I write
>tfw you know she doesn't love you anymore

Why do I keep doing this. Kill me please.

>> No.8167706

>>8167582
Walk. Away.

>> No.8167725

>>8156768
shes a bitch, lay the smackdown on yourself and you will see.

aint hard to find a girl who likes sex and allows you to do your hobbys without mocking you

>> No.8167728
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>>8157018
>mfw that threesome you been planning results in you wanking in the corner while your girl realises how much she misses pussy

>> No.8167757

My ex gf has ended up top tier tumblr, her url is autistic-(anime character) she says she has head mates and is otherkin and before she became homeless somehow she cosplayed characters with streaky face paints and no wig etc.

I mean I feel bad because I know her mum was a piece of shit who would never accept she's gay and did weed 24/7 instead of buying food for her kids
Goddamn did I dodge a bullet though

>> No.8167762

>>8167577
if you save up you could just get braces? or those clear retainers.

>> No.8167765
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8167765

>Crush from the other side of the country asks if I wanna be the Erza to his Mystogan
>''fuckyes'' without even thinking
>Am chubby as all hell
>Convention in three months

pls let me magically become a stick

>> No.8167946

>>8167765
Or, you know, you could start working out. Every bit counts?

>> No.8168000

>tfw every girl you fall for ends up being a lesbian, tumblrina, or just straight up hate men.

Haaaate Florida cons

>> No.8168032

>>8155487
i don't think he can get involved without drama

one of my friends had a normalfag boyfriend, but the moment he did a couples cosplay with her the drama started encroaching from the shadows

to their credit, she didn't get upset when he quickly got out of the community (calling it a "one time thing") and cut it off the pass

>> No.8168092

>have normalfag boyfriend
>want to do couple cosplays
>not going to happen because he thinks cosplaying is stupid/pointless
>pls just try it once and let me live my dream

>> No.8168221

>>8167762
Sadly it's from an injury so braces wont fix it would have to go partial dentures and they're so obviously fake looking
>tfw an ER doctor ruined any chance of having a beautiful smile

>> No.8168292

>>8168000
>tfw every girl you fall for is straight

Could be worse, comrade.

>> No.8168301

>normalfag bf
>says he'll cosplay whatever I want
>tfw he's too fat and short to look good on anything

I'm thinking of making him some cosplays based off on simpler designs that look like normal clothing, tho

>> No.8168331

>>8168292
Could be. It's hard to fall in love. You'll end up falling flat on your face.

>> No.8168347

>>8168221
are you sure? I'm guessing you already saw someone about it, but one of my friends got her teeth bashed in as an adult and had to wear braces to get them straight again.

>> No.8168360

>>8168347
Yeah one of my front teeth died after the ER doc shoved it back into ny gyns where there was bacteria so an absess pushes one tooth over the other. It would have to be pulled root canal and partial denture

>> No.8168364

>>8155262
...storytime?

>> No.8168380

>>8155247
I feel your pain

>> No.8168508
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>be me
>married for 5 years
>hubby is big into comic books, likes very little anime and that's fine
>both have our own interests other than that, i sew and he plays in a band
>he books multiple shows and talks alot about it
>i just started staffing a con earlier this year and have been super excited
>hubby has been super supportive of it the entire time
>in the car with him last night and he tells me that he'll be glad once this years con is done with
>me: Why?
>him: Because talking about con stuff gets old

Idk. I feel a little heartbroken by it. He told me he gets that i like it but he tells me that all our conversations dont have to be convention stuff. My con is coming up in 2 weeks so i've got a lot on my mind. I'm also in a position where i can't just vent to just anybody about it. I don't get mad or bitchy, i'm just really excited about things. I get that there's other things in life to talk about instead of cons, it's just been my focus these last few months. I'm a very all or nothing kind of person.

>> No.8168614

>tfw planned cosplay couples you've had heart set on for 1+ years
>tfw you did 2 of said couples
>tfw gf dumps you as you're making a comp entry to try win a trip for you both to spend a weekend away
>tfw you think she was just using you for cosplay

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>>8156608
Gr8 b8 m8! I'll r8 your b8 with an 8/8!

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>>8156590
>>8156594
I'm sure that couple cosplay will happen now. I did it, I confessed today! Well I guess we both did. Ahhh I feel so happy.

>> No.8169086

>>8168774
That is so adorable and I wouldn't mind hearing more details about how it went.
> I guess we both did
Hnng.

Who's the couple cosplay going to be of, at least?

>> No.8169116

>>8168508
This is exactly how my boyfriend and I are. We've been living together for a few years so I talk to him the most and I'm thinking about cosplay like 80% of the time. To be fair, he's bad at visualizing things and most of the time I'm speaking out loud about how I want to do something, so I'm sure it gets annoying, but I don't have many other people to talk to about it. He's also into just about everything I'm into, he just hasn't cosplayed in a while.

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>>8155646
I ended up moving for similar reasons. But then he started "warning" people in the community I had just moved to and getting other people to spread rumors by using the "please pity me and make sure she doesn't hurt anyone else" technique.

I luckily formed a few good friendships so it doesn't hurt as much. But it still pops up every now and then. And the my anxiety kicks in...

>> No.8169209

>tfw you cosplay characters who have significant others...and you don't have a SO
> tfw you can't really trust commissioners because too many have stolen from you or made your life hell
> tfw you get excited about meeting a person who cosplays your character's SO....and they have a bf or gf

I can't even catch a break holy shit. I don't think I'll ever have someone in my life. O__O

>> No.8169214

>>8169209
Same person who just posted those >tfw

I forgot to add: > tfw you actually fell for one of those commissioners, only for her to rip your heart out and smash it

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>>8157269
>guys like this get gfs
>you're still single
I know it's my fault but damn

>> No.8169569

>>8169116
I have some friends i can talk to about some stuff but i dont want to splurge too much ,if any ,con information to just anyone. I like sharing this stuff with him because he's asked about it before on many occasions. He's the same in the visualization area and i do the same as you: speak out loud about how i want to do something. I'll just shut up until he asks.

>> No.8170992

>>8169086
It was an accident, haha. He told me that he liked me, and I got nervous and confused. I managed to get out a "You.. you like me?"

>Yeah I think you're pretty cool, very sweet and kind too.
"Oh"
>You sound kind of dissapointed, you're dissapointed aren't you?
"No i-it's just that I uhm.. ohgod"
>Relax Anon, I know you like me.

He told me later on that he likes me too. We're going to cosplay Robin and Lucina.

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>>8170992
>tfw I want to do that couple cosplay but no girlfriend to be my Lucina

Oh well. Still, congrats, anon.

>> No.8171067

>>8169296
TBH anon the main reason I started dating him is because he is very laid back when it comes to girls and treats us like friends instead of potential girlfriends. If you relax and don't worry so much about being single, you'll eventually find someone - especially if, unlike him, you spend plenty of time on improving yourself along the way.

>giving you advice he won't take

>> No.8171070

>>8171067
most guys do that unless they're sperglords.

>> No.8171110

>>8170992
>>8171026
>cosplaying a mother/daughter pair with your boyfriend

fem Robin, romance Chrom, no items, final destination

>> No.8171423

>>8156500
this literally happend to me
>be me
> start talking to really gorgeous boy in lit course
>find out hes a fucking nerd, loves anime etc
> both of us are going to wondercon
> asked if he would wanna dress up with me
> "anon isnt that weird? Wont people look at us? What if people want to take pictures? Thats really strange. Tou should try acting more adult like "
> mfw
> Texts me later that day
> "So would there be foreplay when we 'dress up' ;)"

I gave up talking to him because he's a dumbshit, but now I have no one to share memes with during lecture.

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>>8170992

>> No.8172095

>got into cosplay to try and get closer to a girl
>she still barely knows who I am
It doesn't help that she's my ex's best friend, to be fair.

>> No.8172097

>>8172095
>cosplaying for the sake of getting close to someone

There's your fucking problem.

>> No.8172099

>>8172097
It's not the sole reason. I always was into cosplay to begin with, but there is no community over here.

>> No.8174283

>>8171026
Ahh I'm sorry Anon! I'm sure you'll find your Lucina someday.

>>8171110
>not liking your bf with twintails

No but I'm really excited to cosplay Lucina and M!Robin with him~

>> No.8175284
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8175284

mfw I almost dated this

>> No.8175286

>>8175284
kemonomimi just means animal ears or refers to girls with animal ears(usually that aren't cat or dog), it's not a way of life.

>> No.8175298

>>8175284
>my ears and tail are a causalty to me
kek

>> No.8175301

>tfw in awesome relationship for 3 years
>girl becomes engrossed in tumblr
>suddenly says she wants me to call her xe/xer
>says she is some made up gender
>leave her because annoyed as fuck

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>>8175301
You dun did good anon.

>Find partner through sheer happenstance on one of these boards
>it's been 2 years
>sex is meh, and difficult to get into
>They're fucking gorgeous but they find it hard to be optimistic, assume the worst, and are horribly dependent
>As much as I care for them I'd like to be having more fulfilling sex. With others is need be.

>> No.8175325

>>8175313
Problem there was 4chan

>> No.8175327

>>8175284
OMG I KNEW A GIRL LIKE THIS IS FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! Everyone thought it was adorable as fuck, but gawd damn she was annoying as hell. "I can actually purr with my vocal chords!" Shut the fuck up and go back to weeaboo town.

>> No.8175330

>>8175325
That joke got old after the first week lol. They make me happy, really, they do. They just really drive me up a wall.

>> No.8175346

>get girlfriend into cosplay/anime
>excited as she finally finds something she is passionate about
>excited for couples cosplay
>she breaks up with me
>her new boyfriend refuses to do couples cosplay with her
>now she cosplays all the time

This is hell. The only cosplay I've done since then is Sanji. But there are so many couple cosplay ideas.

>> No.8175528

>>8175301
It's mainly the reason why I'm unable to date/find anyone.

Fucking tumblr.

>> No.8175529

>>8175346
You're much better off without her anon. You'll find someone special.

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>>8155922
Tell him to commission you one for sexy time so he knows how much money and work goes into it.

Problem forever solved

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>>8156425
Agreeing with >>8156842 if it's one girl, tell him to back off or run for the fucking hills since you've got yourself a stalker.

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>>8156590
>>8171423
Basic as fuck boys

>> No.8175910

>>crush on grill
>>flirt with her a couple of times, add her on FB, it's alright
>>life happens, drift apart, no big deal
>>randomly stumble onto her lewd camsite a few months later

What the actual fuck? I mean like, having the chance to fap to some girl you've got a crush on doing lewd things on cam is kind of the dream I guess, but... jesus christ I don't even know what to do about this.

>> No.8175960

>>8157309
Went through the same thing. I feel you bro

>> No.8176299

>>8175284
Holiest of keks
>>8175301
Good on you anon don't support that fucked up shit

>> No.8177890

>>Break up with ex fiance 2 years ago
>>She say shit about me that is not true to try and get me out of the scene
>>People step the fuck up and have my back
>>Now shes a steampunker and still pretty much her childish self
>>Became a crossplayer myself and never looked back
>>Things going better than expected.

>> No.8178677
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>meet ex while cosplaying from the same series
>thought he was a terrible cosplayer but i wasn't much better and that shouldn't influence how you feel about a person anyway
>start dating
>the whole relationship is shitty, constantly made me feel like garbage
>cheats on me and I'm stupid enough to forgive him
>dumps me shortly after

Now:
>learned from the experience and came out less of a pathetic little shit
>meet super cool guy at a convention
>now dating super cool guy, he turned out to be the best human being I could've possibly met
>we learn a lot from each other and are very supportive of one another
>he's not confident enough to cosplay as much as I do but he's really into making armor and props and he's really good at it
>i'm more in the sewing side of cosplay and I'm improving bit by bit at that so we've already agreed to help each other out with our respective specialties
>all the couple cosplays planned
>whycan'tiholdallthishappiness.jpg

Meanwhile, I still see my ex at local events and he is still a shitty cosplayer and probably still a shitty person. The last I heard he failed to get his dream job, got into an LDR (probably because his gf won't see what a piece of shit he is that way), and is just not really doing anything with his life. It feels so good to know he's doing terribly.

>> No.8178942

>>8156494
Yeah sorry to tell you anon, but he is in love with her, not you. Having fap material is normal, chatting to your fap material, meeting up with them and obsessing over them is more or less intent to be unfaithful.

Hard to hear but its the truth, the only person he faps over that he should be talking to is you.

>> No.8178948

>>8156553
I had jizz on one of my fave t-shirts. It washed out in the wash but left a bit of a stain, as in like slightly lighter in colour on the areas affected. Just jersey knit normal fag shirt. But other stuff thats had cum on it just washes out in the washing machine.

>> No.8178951

>>8156676
>If claims to have read the bible and still believes/ 'follows' its teachings, person is either.
>Lying, they didn't read it. or
>A Psychopath.
>mfw people start spouting verses.

>> No.8178959

>>8160428
bahahahahaha nice try

>> No.8179419

>>8160439
How would you go about cosplaying punpun? I've never seen it done.

>gonna couple cosplay for the first time this year
> bf's outfit is rather casual and I'm afraid he'll go the easy way and look underwhelming
>don't want bf to bail out on it since it's my OTP

Fingers crossed.

>> No.8179534

>>8157691
My friend had a similar problem when ordering an outfit for me. Our solution was pretty much altering it down five or so centimeters and they had no problems.

>> No.8179537

>bf is total normie
>offers to couple cosplay with me to please me

Is this not the best feeling in the world or ;-;

>> No.8179559

>meet boyfriend at speed dating at a convention
>fuckyeah finally have someone to enjoy conventions with in a romantic way (weebed hard over Dramacon in highschool)
>he's a cutie and I'm finally dating someone taller than me so I think up all these awesome couple cosplays
>says he doesn't want to cosplay because it will take too much effort
>offer to make everything for him
>no
>he says he doesn't want to go to cons anymore
>
>fack

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>talks about cosplay I want to make to bf who also cosplays a bit
>bf completely uninterested, not really listening
>totally alright, series isn't popular, usually cosplay on my own anyway
>series suddenly gets really popular few months later
>another girl he's friends with announces that she's cosplaying from the series next con
>he suddenly gets into the series, plans on cosplaying in her group
>mfw
>few weeks later
>"anon, you like this series too, right? I could ask her if you could join the group!"
>fuckno.jpg

God, I'm making a different cosplay now anyway, but it's really fucking annoying regardless.

>> No.8179738

>>8179559
kek
Congrats bagging for a guy who literally only went to cons to find a GF. I'm sure he'll start going to them again after you dump him to try to find a new female mate.

>> No.8179777

>>8179738
Haha, as much as that would be hilarious to admit, it was his first speeddating event too.
However, after me pestering him, he's decided to go to the more 'party'-like cons. Or lobbycon when there's other friends in the area nearby. He's really great, I just want a cosplay buddy to do couples stuff with too.

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The queen of Irish cosplay has yet to be dethroned

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>>8157477
happened to me too bro
>worked at walfart
>qt boy starts talking to me is super nice
>add him on fb
>find out hes taking a pottery class my friend is in
>visit her in class and talk to him again
>talking to my friend about animu and feel someone staring
>turn around and see him with a sour look and he turns away quickly
he started talking to me less and i realized he was actively avoiding me. got a normie gf, went into the marines and got married to her. its cool i guess, i found a guy who is just as nerdy and we ended up married.

>> No.8180105

>>8179726
Oh man, I guess it's petty, but if I was in a situation where I tried to get my boyfriend into a series and he wasn't interested at all but then dove headfirst into it when some other girl showed interest in the same series it would drive me crazy. I'd be more than a little jealous tbh.

>> No.8180121

>>8179726
Protip: He's lost interest in you, not the series.

God damn why are women so naive

>> No.8180122

>>8179777
#denial

>> No.8180136

>bunch of new people start at my work
>creep them on Facebook to see who I'm going to have to work with
>qt guy has tons of cosplaying pictures.
>I must acquire this man
>we've now been dating for about a half a year.
>cosplaying has still never really come up.
>we missed even going to last local con because of work and we're both lazy motherfuckers.

Even if we decided to do something we'd have such hell coming up with a couples cosplay. He's so anti shipping he pays zero attention to couples in anything and I pay zero attention to men and am more into yuri.

>> No.8180211

>>8179537
>bf was normie
>dragged him to con's because I wear the pants and pay the hotel bills
>he cosplays from a game
>continue going to con's
>he starts helping me with my cosplays
>he starts watching shit with me so he knows the characters better
>he loves it so much
>TFW turned my normie bf into a weeb

We're cosplaying Steins;Gate as our first couple cosplay. He's crazy excited. He watched all of it in under two days once I sat him down for the first few episodes.

We also have soul eater and DRRR plans, and we're going to start some new series soon.

>> No.8180262

>>8180136
....so why are you not with a woman?

>> No.8180284

>>8180262
3DPD

>> No.8180375

>>8180105
I mean, he's like this with every series where he doesn't care for it until it gets popular, so it's not unusual in the slightest, but I'm glad it's not just me being petty over being agitated, haha.
I don't think he has feelings for the other girl, but I don't know how to go about calling him out on it without sounding like a dick r i p

>> No.8180387

>>8180211
That's sooo cute.
Gosh anon. Stop making me have these feels.
>tfw no qt bf to weeb-ify

>> No.8180642

>>>/r9k/17074787

They are so fucked up.

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>>8180642
disgusting

>> No.8180708

>>8180642
People like that make me glad my dad is dead.

>> No.8180711

>>8180708
Guilty conscience?

Where have you cammed?

>> No.8181161

>>8155203
>had happy relationship with first boyfriend
>he was also a cosplayer and we used to cosplay together
>he got caught by a cult in 2012 and never saw him again

>> No.8181184
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>Still not over my boyfriend that I dated in highschool
>keep quiet about it because I know it is because I have borderline personality disorder
>He was the best friend I ever had and he's shit as a partner but he was the best friend I ever had, and although I'm not over him I wouldn't date him again.
>after we broke up I haven't had a solid friend group since

I've recently found a way to cope by turning my current boyfriend into my ex-boyfriend 2.0, same soap, same deodorant, getting him the same haircut, doing the couple cosplays that I wanted to do with my HS boyfriend but never could

dear god there has to be a better way to cope than this, I'm fucking pathetic.
Therapists I went to just tell me I'm a crazy bitch that needs to get over it, but I feel like until I have a best friend again, someone that is as cool as him or even close, Its really not going to happen.

shit /cgl/ sorry for barely staying on topic here but I'm tired of feeling so goddamn pathetic, these threads are damn good for saying girly feels and staying anon

>> No.8181227

>>8160428
>cute hunk
>different than the others
Kekkity kek, nice try /r9k/. This reads like a porno.

>> No.8181235

>>8175301
>believing this happens

>> No.8181260

>>8181184
I'm >>8181161 and I can understand your pain. My first boyfriend was also my best friend. We lasted for almost 5 years. We were mostly family, like siblings. It's VERY painful to loose the most important person you ever had. And ever harder finding another guy who can be at that level.

I'm trying to work that kind of relationship with another guy I met in 2013. It's going slow, but I have hope that this time is going to work. My first boyfriend's was too weak. This one seems both physically and mentally stronger and I like that.

>> No.8181273

>>8181184
Do something other than what you're doing. That's a terrible thing to do to someone anon and it's not actually coping.

>> No.8181282

>>8155652
This is like a carbon copy of my situation a few months back. Had to nuke a really close, important friendship because she was overly sensitive and took even the slightest disagreement as a personal attack and I just couldn't take having to dance on eggshells around her feelings anymore.
Now she tells anyone who will listen (including my own friends she barely knows) that I'm some raging asshole with an unstoppable anger problem and it's so frustrating. I wish she would just fuck off, or we could come to an understanding or...something. I dunno.

>> No.8181287

>>8181273
that's not helpful. giving suggestions is helpful.
My current boyfriend is a completely different person and I love him, but holding onto him and smelling familiar scents is extremely comforting. Its not like I want my boyfriend to be him, Its like I'm trying to ween myself off of the feeling of my ex.

>>8181260
>This one seems both physically and mentally stronger and I like that.

same. also not as lazy as my HS one. my HS boyfriend hasn't been able to hold a gf since because he's so damn lazy. I'm talking momma waits on him 24/7 he doesn't have to lift a finger and never will lazy

>> No.8181460

>Local con.
>Surprised to find 1st and 2nd girls I kissed show up after years MIA.
>Kiss #2 also took my virginity, know she's a swinger.
>Ask for sex, get a promise for Saturday night. >Not surprisingly, she flakes out- did the same thing years ago.
>Sexually frustrated and bummed male spends miserable Saturday night fapping.
>Meh, get over it. No gain, no loss, nothing new.
>However- Sunday morning Kiss #1 wants to hang out, even invites me to big social dinner with her anime club.
>I know she has a boyfriend, and she's messed me over because of her waffling loyalties.
>Decide to hang out, keep it platonic, have fun, crossdress in public for shits and giggles. >Boyfriend is "busy", (playing Monster Hunter, everyone assumed), doesn't show up.
>Had a really fun time.
>HOWEVER- she continually flirts with me, brings up sexual innuendos or topics, talks about their sex life, how she's cheated on him before, doesn't want to cheat again. Then tells me she's glad I don't think of her "in that way" anymore.
>Male instinct says GOGOGO.
>Experience tells me she's waffling and will likely flake out if I press her.
>Listen to experience, successfully end night without incident, say goodbye.
>Spend Sunday night wondering what it all means and why the hell I'm still single.

>> No.8181763

>>8181460
Because you need to find a better woman because you're better than THOSE TWO.