/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.8117989]

Thanks /cgl/. Now I don't feel depressed.

[Anonymous No.8117990]

qtest valentine

[Anonymous No.8118006]

>>8117989
friend i have a strange feeling all of the people on this board are dyel men

[Anonymous No.8118008]

>>8117989
Lol faggot

[Anonymous No.8118043]

[Anonymous No.8118080]

pls respond

[Anonymous No.8118087]

>>8118043

If someone unironically spoke to me in that faux Japanese high-pitched stressed-syllable tone I would get up and walk out the door

[Anonymous No.8118088]

>>8118080
Fuck off jesus christ that's pathetic

No wonder nobody likes you /fit/, you're all a bunch of autistic fucks

[Anonymous No.8118097]

uguu abu

[Anonymous No.8118099]

>>8118088
>scrawny nerd who doesnt understand the fit memes

[Anonymous No.8118103]

fitxcgl shipping thread? Shipping thread!

[Anonymous No.8118107]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.8118111]

>>8118103
That's my wet dream

[Anonymous No.8118112]

>>8118103
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.8118119]

>>8118103
>mfw I have this girl on my fb and she has a bf now

[Anonymous No.8118121]

>>8118103
why does this kind of thing never happens to me?

Oh maybe it's because I'm not on okc

[Anonymous No.8118128]

>>8118103
post moar faggot

[Anonymous No.8118136]

>>8118087
But would you walk the dinosaur?

[Anonymous No.8118160]

>>8118103
This has warmed the cockles of my cold, frilly heart.

Would still fukk /fa/ over /fit/.

[Anonymous No.8118165]

>>8118160
oh /fa/ when will you learn?

[Anonymous No.8118169]

>>8118103

[Anonymous No.8118179]

>>8118160
>cold, frilly heart.

is this your ascended form of emo poetry

[Anonymous No.8118219]

real eyes
realize
that ur a little bitch

[Anonymous No.8118224]

>>8118103
/fit/ here, all for moar fitxcgl.
>tfw no qt /cgl/ gf ;_;

[Anonymous No.8118231]

>tfw no qt /fit/ bf ;_;
How do I talk to men, /fit/? I know you have threads about talking to women all the time but it has given me no insight on how to make myself appear approachable/what to talk about with dudes. Pls respond.

[Anonymous No.8118235]

>>8118231
pls be in london

[Anonymous No.8118239]

>>8118231
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF SLUT

>>8118235

FUCK OFF CHAD

[Anonymous No.8118243]

Best trio

[Anonymous No.8118246]

>>8118239
No robots allowed

[Anonymous No.8118248]

>>8118239
>>8118243
/r9k/
/fa/
pls learn ur place fit is clearly the most alpha

[Anonymous No.8118249]

>>8118246
>>8118248
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MUMMY MAKE THEM PAY

[Anonymous No.8118250]

>>8118231
Don't ACT loli, and don't ACT animu.

Act like a very mature teenager. That's the general attitude you want to hit.

[Anonymous No.8118253]

>>8118248

[Anonymous No.8118256]

>>8118243
/fa/ is a bunch of assholes with zero test and no muscle whatsoever.

Those guys are practically fucking skeletons. I'd be surprised if they could even lift their own body weight, which, might I add, is around 130 pounds (62ish kilos)

[Anonymous No.8118257]

>>8118253
made me cringe
pls go

[Anonymous No.8118258]

>>8118231
When a guy makes eye contact, smile at him. If he approaches, turn full-on towards him to signal it's okay to talk to you. It's all about signs of encouragement, you want him to appraoch, but you'll want yourself to be approachable. Pick up on the smalltalk he tries to make, don't forget to smile, doesn't even matter if you really agree with what he says. Playing with your hair and touching the upper side of his arm while chatting is seen as a sign of attraction by men.
Also pls be in london.

[Anonymous No.8118261]

>>8118256
>You can take steroids to instantly be stronger than /fit/
How does it feel to have your entire lifestyle invalidated by a drug?

[Anonymous No.8118263]

>>8118256

[Anonymous No.8118265]

>>8118253
>Not rimming his tight little boipussy
>Making it
Choose one.

[Anonymous No.8118267]

>>8118261

>thinking steroids magically give you results

kek

[Anonymous No.8118268]

>>8118257

[Anonymous No.8118270]

>>8118261
NO you fucking don't, you bastard sumbitch.

Do you have ANY idea of how steroids even work? Juicing up doesn't automatically make you strong, you untrained excuse for a human being. And even if you DID juice, you'd STILL have to work at least 2 or 3 years to catch up to the guys that have been lifting for most of their adult lives.

Captcha: Suck a dick, you steroid abusing, junky FUCK

[Anonymous No.8118271]

why does fa always look like such a pleb

[Anonymous No.8118273]

>>8118267
>>8118270
>All this buttmad
Should have been smarter meatheads.

[Anonymous No.8118274]

[Anonymous No.8118275]

>>8118263
Are you...Are you fucking kidding me?

You DO realize that it's always been /fa/ that's been clamoring all over /fit/'s dick, right?

[Anonymous No.8118276]

>>8118231
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

[Anonymous No.8118278]

>>8118261
Your poor knowledge on muscle gaining aside, I don't really feel bad about a drug giving people a shortcut to a good body. I have the discipline not to use the drug myself, and still keep at it. It's not an invalidation of my lifestyle, since all the cornerstones of /fit/ life are still very desirable.

[Anonymous No.8118279]

>>8118273

you sound buttfrustrated about being outsmarted by meatheads :^)

[Anonymous No.8118281]

>>8118275

[Anonymous No.8118282]

>>8118274
>implying /cgl/ goes fucking gaga for /fa/

[Anonymous No.8118283]

>>8118281

>power fantasy: the image

[Anonymous No.8118286]

>>8118281
Nice job living vicariously through a goddamn drawing made by a third-grader.

I don't have a problem with the queers, /fa/ggot, so if you want, you can come out to me and I promise not to judge.

[Anonymous No.8118288]

>>8118273
>smarter
>implying the average /fit/izen can't outsmart the average /fa/ggot

You're a funny guy

[Anonymous No.8118289]

[Anonymous No.8118293]

/fa/ stands for fashion right? I thought that was a board for women

[Anonymous No.8118296]

>>8118282
>implying we don't
>implying we didn't literally have to move jfashion over here because /fa/ wouldn't put up with us
>implying we don't thirst like the Sahara for their approval

[Anonymous No.8118298]

>>8118289
No, seriously. What is it with you guys and /fa/?

That guy didn't even tuck his shirt in all the way. What the fuck is that? And why is his jawline so feminine and weak?

His stupid fucking haircut doesn't help matters either.

Help me out, /cgl/. What the fuck do you guys even see in /fa/?

[Anonymous No.8118301]

We love our niichan

[Anonymous No.8118305]

>>8118296
>>8118301
this is so cringey it hurts

[Anonymous No.8118306]

>>8118296
Bullshit.

You do realize /fa/ is full of snobby europeans and estrogen filled boy-band look a likes, right?

[Anonymous No.8118310]

[Anonymous No.8118312]

>>8118250
What is ACTING loli like? I didn't change anything except my clothes when I got into this fashion. Also I became a bitch but that is because of cgl rather than lolita...
>>8118258
Thanks. Also, do the majority of you actually live in London or do you just do the whole "pls be in London" thing as a running joke or something? Because I have started doing it too but I don't even live in England...

[Anonymous No.8118317]

[Anonymous No.8118320]

>>8118317

[Anonymous No.8118321]

>>8118306
Does that not sound great to you? Because it sounds pretty great.

[Anonymous No.8118322]

>>8118305
how have you not seen this though

[Anonymous No.8118323]

>>8118312
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>Acting overly cute
>Acting like the main girl in an animu series
>Don't do it

Just act really chill, and every now and then, bust out a little cuteness. Hmmmm, think Nala from the Lion King, or Marceline from Adventure Time.

Anna from Frozen is a bit iffy, because with the right guy, they will NOT be able to fucking resist, but at the same time, if you try the Anna act on someone who doesn't approve, then it'll be hard to recover.

Take solace in the fact that the majority of men (70%) appreciate the Anna personality and will fall fucking head-over-heels for you

Also, /fa/ is gay, /fit/ is win

Captcha: suck a dick, /fa/

[Anonymous No.8118324]

>>8118322
Hell, it used to be our sticky image.

[Anonymous No.8118325]

>not knowing that /fa/ stalks this board 24/7
>believing these are girls talking up /fa/
breh..

[Anonymous No.8118327]

>>8118323

why would you try to mimic the personality of a cartoon character...

[Anonymous No.8118328]

>>8118103
>people falling for this image
its a different picture of a girl every time, some dude just roleplayed, god, everyone involved is fucking pathetic, the guy that made it, the losers that believe it, every time

Fuck /fit/
Fuck /fa/
I'm for /u/

[Anonymous No.8118329]

>>8118321
Are you kidding me? A million fucking sleeves and jeans and not ONE of them can be filled.

If you're going to date a skeleton, might as well play some Lich King.

[Anonymous No.8118331]

[Anonymous No.8118333]

>>8118327
Because sometimes weebs do.

And they Never. Fucking. Stop.

[Anonymous No.8118336]

[Anonymous No.8118340]

>>8118312
it's a /fit/ meme.

[Anonymous No.8118344]

[Anonymous No.8118346]

>>8118329
>skeleton
I think you mean "perfect size for Taobao shopping."

[Anonymous No.8118347]

>>8118317
/v/-tan and /vr/-tan are still the most radical duo.

[Anonymous No.8118350]

I'd honestly love to post more /fit/-tan, and you guys have SIR as a kickass artist, but he doesn't exactly draw board-tan stuff.

[Anonymous No.8118351]

>>8118331

>ludicrous overcoat and jeans
>shoes supporting slave labor and exploitative sports culture
>slave to tobacco industry

>impractical heeled shoes inflicting poor posture and chronic pain
>dress with useless frills belie bourgeois affectations
>paints nails and uses makeup to conform to societal beauty standards

[Anonymous No.8118355]

>>8118231
NODOL

[Anonymous No.8118356]

>>8118350
He did draw one girl-related comic.

[Anonymous No.8118362]

>>8118333
I am not a fucking weeb. So I won't change my behaviour because I sure as hell am not acting like any dumb cartoon character. Screw Anna from frozen.
>>8118355
And what does this mean? I looked it up but nothing...
Or was it a failed attempt to spell loNdon backwards?

[Anonymous No.8118363]

>>8118328
The OkC profile was a real girl though.

[Anonymous No.8118366]

>>8118293
I saw only gay dudes??? Boring Board

[Anonymous No.8118376]

PLS
L
S

BE MY VALENTINE /cgl/

[Anonymous No.8118378]

>>8118366
Good thing /fit/ is totally different. Just a bunch of guys posting men's bodies to "mire", make dresses out of towels and constantly stating that their butts are perkier than a girl's.
>n-no homo

[Anonymous No.8118382]

Fuck all y'all.

I made my own fucking comic, and this time, it actually makes fucking SENSE.

[Anonymous No.8118384]

>>8118378
i wonder why ive never seen a guy dressed like /fa/ draws them out to be hanging out with a hot girl irl. Yet i see muscular guys getting all the babes. its almost as if someone on an anonymous message board is lying to make themselves feel better!

[Anonymous No.8118388]

>>8118107
Fuck off froggy

[Anonymous No.8118390]

>>8118388
...You mean "Pepe"?

[Anonymous No.8118394]

>>8118382
LOOOOOOOOOL

I have never seen such self-insertism in all my fucking life.

[Anonymous No.8118396]

>>8118382
That censor bar is pretty fucking small, dude.

[Anonymous No.8118398]

>>8118394
/fa/ is literally the most delusional and pretentious board on here lol

[Anonymous No.8118399]

>>8118398
Are you fucking retarded?

Some /fit/fuck JUST made a fucking autist comic starring him and his mfwfakegf and you call /fa/ delusional?

[Anonymous No.8118401]

>>8118305
Newfagggggg

[Anonymous No.8118403]

>>8118399

>the joke

[Anonymous No.8118407]

>>8118399
/fit/fuck lol nice 1 m8
and ye for real look at how many cartoons /fa/ draws tho. Barely even go on fit and you can clearly tell they are more favorable over /fa/ especially lol

[Anonymous No.8118408]

>>8118399
Butthurt

I've never seen such butthurt before in all my life

[Anonymous No.8118411]

>>8118382
KEK You should submit this to the shimmie

[Anonymous No.8118413]

>>8118312
basically it's /fit/ lingo for "please be close so we can bang"

It started with a thread posted by some trap and a more well-known trip, tiny trip, said "pls be in london"

It was later revealed that the trap was a trap and lulz were had, but LONDON was here to stay

[Anonymous No.8118415]

>>8118407
...You're trolling me, right?

I'd be surprised if your average /fit/izen even KNEW what fucking khaki's were.

>inb4 /fit/ replies "it's a type of french bread, hurr durr"

[Anonymous No.8118418]

>>8118384
Kek. You've obviously never been in a prodiminantly female social circle.

[Anonymous No.8118421]

>>8118415
oh my god you're being serious lololol
ur making me cringe stop

[Anonymous No.8118425]

>>8118418
no i usually just pump and dump, most have bfs anyway lol

[Anonymous No.8118426]

>>8118415
>has to spend piles of money to hide a DYEL body
>/fa/ confirmed skellys and will never make it

[Anonymous No.8118427]

>>8118421
How is that fucking cringe?

/fit/izens are so obsessed with their sucking boobjobs that they drool over pictures of bonered men more often than they drool over their little "high testosterone" pics.

At least WE have fucking standards.

[Anonymous No.8118430]

>>8118427
>heh, u probly dont even know what khakis are

[Anonymous No.8118431]

[Anonymous No.8118432]

>>8118426
>mfw girls like sensitive bodies more than brutish fucks
>mfw I've "made it"
>mfw I could take what I have in my pockets RIGHT now and buy a better outfit for myself than you ever could
>mfw /fit/izens suck more dick than my local gaybar

[Anonymous No.8118433]

>>8118431
It's like being re-enacted in real time in this thread.

Watching /fit/izens get genuinely mad about board-tan dating is amazing.

[Anonymous No.8118435]

>>8118431

ok I kekked

[Anonymous No.8118437]

>>8118425
> pump and dump
> implying you're dumping them and not vice versa
We all know /fit/izens are too insecure to be good bf material. :^)

[Anonymous No.8118438]

Just fuck already.

[Anonymous No.8118441]

>>8118331
Mirin' squat depth

[Anonymous No.8118443]

>>8118432
>/fa/ actually believes this

Guess what dude, nobody gives a shit about the clothes you wear as long as you aren't dressed like a complete autist

[Anonymous No.8118444]

>>8118433
I don't think it's the /fit/izens that are getting mad

Exhibit A through Infinity
>>8118432
>>8118427
>>8118415
>>8118399
>>8118378

[Anonymous No.8118445]

>>8118415
ahahahaha HAHAAHAHAHAHAH
bro did you just try to insult someone because they don't know what khaki's are? holy jesus, i can't even insult you on that, i can't express how retarded that is, you've done it, you've done it bro. words could not expand on that. omg thanks for the giggle m8

[Anonymous No.8118446]

>>8118437
whatever makes you feel more secure about yourself bud
sorry if you got cucked

[Anonymous No.8118448]

>>8118249
Poor /r9k/

[Anonymous No.8118449]

>>8118331
Fuccccckkkk that ankle mobility tho

[Anonymous No.8118450]

>>8118438

I don't want to, fa-tan is too susceptible to trends

[Anonymous No.8118452]

>>8118441
Ass to grass. Just as Zyzz intended.

[Anonymous No.8118453]

>>8118452
Third world squats are best squats

[Anonymous No.8118454]

khakis ARE a kind of french bread... right? do you wear it before you eat it?

[Anonymous No.8118455]

>>8118443
Oh really now?

Then why do all the grills flock to /fa/ instead of /fit/?

>mfw you're DAMN right "mfw no gf," because WE took them all

[Anonymous No.8118456]

>>8118448

[Anonymous No.8118457]

>>8118456

[Anonymous No.8118459]

>>8118455
/fa/ rage the thread

[Anonymous No.8118461]

>>8118448
>implying /r9k/ has such god-tier facial aesthetics

C'MON

[Anonymous No.8118462]

>>8118455
I can't even be mad.

It's like your attempts at trolling were written by your 6 year old son.

[Anonymous No.8118463]

>>8118446
> implying most of the people replying aren't seagulls
Tbh, we seagulls are terribly easy to irritate.

[Anonymous No.8118465]

>>8118455
r u srs m8

you honestly think I care if /cgl/ has a lady boner for /fa/?

>>mfw you're DAMN right "mfw no gf," because WE took them all

you're embarrassing yourself, pls stop

[Anonymous No.8118467]

>>8118461
> mfw they really do have decent genes
> mfw they ruin it by being raging asspies
> mfw I have no face

[Anonymous No.8118468]

>>8118467
to be fair, a lot of people who browse 4chan would be better off if they... ya know... didnt

[Anonymous No.8118474]

>/fit/ and /fa/ fighting in a /cgl/ thread

these comics are completely accurate

[Anonymous No.8118476]

>>8118474
this was a /fit/ to /cgl/ thread on /cgl/

[Anonymous No.8118478]

>this whole thread

[Anonymous No.8118483]

>>8118474
>>8118476
for real tho, I just went through a pretty ugly breakup and it was nice to see even a little bit of positivity, even if /cgl/ was just being courteous

[Anonymous No.8118486]

>>8118465
>mfw you responded
>mfw if you didn't care you wouldn't have responded anyways
>mfw I have no face

[Anonymous No.8118488]

>>8118486
>mfw /fa/ is getting too butthurt
>mfw /fa/ is trying to cover up it's taboo homosexual desires by overcompensating on a /cgl/ board
>mfw I have a face

[Anonymous No.8118492]

>>8118486
whoa youre getting a little upset freind :^)

[Anonymous No.8118493]

>>8118488

>implying /fit/ and /fa/ aren't catfighting purely for /cgl/'s amusement

[Anonymous No.8118495]

>>8118486
Lol.

When will you /fa/ manlets ever learn?

[Anonymous No.8118496]

>>8118478
This is great. I wish we got /fit/ slapfights over here all the time.

>>8118483
Aww that's sweet. I hope your ex gets fat and you outlift the Mountain.

[Anonymous No.8118498]

ive been monitoring this thread for a whole hour and i still dont have a qtcgl gf wtf?

[Anonymous No.8118499]

>>8118493
>implying we're amused by all this

[Anonymous No.8118501]

I'm a buff powerlifter from /fit/.

Can a man get a gf here?

[Anonymous No.8118502]

>>8118498

you have to attract them with burando you fool

[Anonymous No.8118506]

>>8118502
what the hell is burando I usually use my muscles

[Anonymous No.8118507]

>>8118499
I like the attention...

[Anonymous No.8118508]

>>8118243
why no blouse????

[Anonymous No.8118510]

>>8118506

burando is the mystical force that the seagulls feed upon

it is very rare and expensive

[Anonymous No.8118512]

>>8118495
Manlets? Manlets?

Did you seriously call me a manlet? You're an autist if you wanna call someone that fits in a 6'4" suit a "manlet."

Lol, meathead doesn't even know that not only is /fa/ smarter than /fit/, but it's way fucking taller.

[Anonymous No.8118513]

>>8118512

>6'4"
>not a manlet

breh...

[Anonymous No.8118514]

>>8118347
My favorite comic of those fuckers.

[Tim No.8118518]

My ot3 is back

[Anonymous No.8118520]

>all these /fa/ posts about how "into" them /fit/ is.

we'd be into you if you lifted and looked like pic related, this is our 10/10 nattyscoobs all hail based scooby king of fit

[Anonymous No.8118521]

>>8118512
I kekked

[Anonymous No.8118522]

>>8118520
...That's who you guys look up to?

A mongoloid with a red fisherman's cap?

>mfw /fit/ can't even choose their mascots correctly

[Anonymous No.8118524]

>>8118520
Scooby pls come back, I'll do all the skate board squats in the world ;-;

[Anonymous No.8118526]

>>8118522
Oh, you did NOT just insult the good name of Scooby.

Lord Brodin, bless me with thy weight, for I have no more patience for this /fa/ggot with no taste.

[Anonymous No.8118527]

>>8118518
Woooooooo~

[Anonymous No.8118528]

>>8118522

based scoob's heart is filled only with love...

[Anonymous No.8118529]

>>8118512
kek

[Anonymous No.8118530]

>>8118512
6'4 is a lanklet who cant gain muscle lol thats even worse!

[Anonymous No.8118531]

>>8118522
>making mad disses at the Scoobster
>mfw you'll never make mad gains
>mfw all the skateboard squats in the world won't save you