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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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8013299 No.8013299[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How do I get laid at conventions? Dem cosplayers look so damn fine

>> No.8013305

>>8013299
bring your bf or gf

>> No.8013306

Inb4 slow /cgl/ speed shitstorm

(Shit-simmer?)

>> No.8013308

>>8013299
A fag like you probably will never get laid

>> No.8013309

>>8013299
You are a true beta

>> No.8013311

>>8013305
alcohol
drugs
money
have a camera
be handsome/beautiful and charming
be famous
be charismatic
bring gf or bf

pick 1

>> No.8013313
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8013313

Rent a hotel room and search for poor girls without a place to sleep. Get your intentions clear for them. Pussy is guarenteed but wastch out for jailbait.
T. Somebody who works at conventions

>> No.8013318
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8013318

>be a grill
>try to get laid at con
>all the guys I try hitting on is either taken or pussies out
>rest of them are fedora wearing neckbeards that smell like they use axe as a shower replacement
The real question is how to get quality dick in conventions.

>> No.8013331

>>8013318
>looking for quality anything at the con

Well here's your problem

>> No.8013333

>>8013318
>girls
>hitting on guys

What? I always thought it was the other way around, and that it's always met with disdain.

>> No.8013341

>>8013333
>being this juvenile

>> No.8013347

I'm a bi grill. How do I find a girl at a con to share a fine night of licking and tribbing with?

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8013349

>inb4 /cgl/ orgy