Your secret lolita horror stories

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Your secret lolita horror stories Anonymous Mon Dec 8 09:58:33 2014 No.7982645 [Reply] [Original]

What was the worst that ever happened to you in lolita?
Or did you secretly do something gross and kept it secret?

Here's my little story
>wear lolita to collage
>sudden tummy ache
>gotta go to the toilet really fast
>explosive diarrhea
>disgusted, take my time to clean myself and toilet
>get home, undress
>see tiny brown spot on petticoat
>wash everything I wore on that day, including coat
>ewewewewew, I hope my brand is okay
>afraid of using toilet in lolita from now on

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 10:25:19 2014 No.7982683

>Go out for a walk, decide to go in lolita because fuck it, I'm cute.
>Get in the car, decide to drive an hour away from home to take a nice stroll in the beach
>After strolling for around half an hour, I start get this really painful feeling around my tummy
>"Probably it's just from being cold"
>Tummy aches more, weird feeling between legs
>"... or probably they are gases, sure, they are gases"
>RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Characteristic stream of fluid between my legs
>OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT.JPG
>Realize I'm not wearing bloomers nor a petti, I'm definitely going to stain my skirt.
>Nope the fuck out, get in the car with the fastness of lighting. I have to stop on the way to buy pads and new underwear, realizing probably my white skirt is really stained.
>Praise the loli Gods, while my panties and thighs are dripping blood, my skirt is white and inmaculate.
TL;DR girls always wear bloomers/safety pad with your lolita.
Also thanks God it was a handmade skirt. If it was burando I would probably had had a meltdown.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 11:16:09 2014 No.7982746

>Decide to do a local pick-up for a dress
>Girl is late 15 minutes
>She's probably twice my size and triple my bust
>Her face is painted orange from her foundation
>Open dress when I get home and the bust is stretched out and there's a mysterious stain on the ass that I wasn't told about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 11:29:27 2014 No.7982758 It finally happened to me, I was on the toilet and realised something was off. I'd managed to piss on the edge of my skirt. Spot washed it then and there, I hope that was enough because it's not a washable print.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 11:37:49 2014 No.7982763 >>7982683 Why would you wear Lolita without a petty?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 11:39:00 2014 No.7982766 >>7982763 The skirt I was wearing is constructed in such a way that it can't acommodate a petti. It's more fitted for casual lolita.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 11:43:50 2014 No.7982771 >>7982683 >lolita >not bloomers nor petti anon, wat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 11:45:57 2014 No.7982774 >>7982771 Refer to >>7982766

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 11:46:02 2014 No.7982775 >>7982771 >implying bloomers are required in lolita

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:05:47 2014 No.7982802 >>7982683 Oh god anon I had the same...But except I felt nothing and when I was running some liquid poo escaped from my bum. My skirt smelled but no stain, my bloomers...well I was screaming inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:06:48 2014 No.7982805 >>7982802 Also my petticoat smelled more, my skirt smelled really lightly... it was terrifying though

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:17:21 2014 No.7982819

>be 15
>get burando JSK as a present
>it's "chiffon"
>sweat all over it at school dance
>label says no washing
>look up on the internet how to wash chiffon
>"DO NOT LET SILK CHIFFON TOUCH WATER EVER IT WILL DISINTEGRATE AND DISAPPEAR"
>scared shitless (have no idea drycleaning exists, neither does mother apparently)
>stuff dress into back of closet and don't look at it again for several years
>find it again while closet cleaning
>decide "fuck it" and handwash it in lukewarm water with very gentle detergent
>dress is absolutely fine (surprise! it's polyester chiffon, not silk)
>dress no longer smells musty but sweat stains are permanent
>fuck.jpg

Not the worst horror story ever but I'm now stuck with an embarrassing and gross stained dress because teenaged me was a dumbass. It's so cute, too! I've considered taking it to the drycleaners to see if they can get the stains out but I'm too embarrassed to explain why there are almost a decade old pit stains on this weird frilly dress.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:24:45 2014 No.7982821

> be out in lolita with boyfriend
>suddenly, tummy ache
> we step into a restaurant
>spend the next twenty minutes vomiting out my butt, then getting up, turning around, shitting out my mouth. >at least two rounds of diarrhea and three of puking into toilet
I don't think I washed the skirt after lol.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:25:21 2014 No.7982824

>>7982819
Trust me on this, they have seen worse; all professionals have, so while you might think it's embarrassing, it's probably nothing. If you feel uncomfortable after bringing it to them, you can always find a new place and never have to see them again, but most likely they'll just see you as just another customer who needs their laundry done.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:28:05 2014 No.7982826

Let me tell you a story about my friend velcro

>sheer thigh high patterned tights + garters
>petticoat (not tightly woven organza either)
>velcro all alongside booth table
>get bumped into table
>attempt to walk away
>rrrrrrrrrrrrrrip.jpg
>sheer tights utterly destroyed (well, one, but what's that worth) and leg exposed (the horror! I wasn't happy about it though)
>garter now awkwardly pulled down against the crotch of my bloomers
>at least no one can see since the booth decided to pull down my petticoat with it
>oh, except everyone who stared at my thighs as I had to be rescued from the velcro pits which involved going up under my skirts
>how did this even happen?!.jpg
>now I have to look like a burrowing ostrich while I cover myself and fix these damn layers so I can make it to a restroom to repair/change.

Oh no, that's cool, booth, I didn't want these tights anyway. Or that petticoat. In fact, I was simply waiting for you to depants me this entire time. Life dream fulfilled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:30:47 2014 No.7982831 I wonder how long it will take until this thread ends up on /r9k/ as an example of how disgusting women are. >>7982826 >velcro all alongside booth table but why

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:34:38 2014 No.7982837

I have another unfortunate period-story...
>be 14-year old me
>only recently got my period so I had no real clue about how to do things/how my cycle was
>out shopping in town with my mom, best friend, and best friend's mom
>we're in a department store having a great time
>I'm wearing an Anna House dress, my very first lolita dress
>everything's dandy, suddenly start feeling something in my stomach
>"it's probably nothing, nevermind"
>start feeling something warm in my panties
>go to the bathroom, there's blood everywhere all over my panties and tights, but at least my white bloomers were saved just in the nick of time
>I'm horrified by shame and break down crying, mom is outside so I tell her what happened
>she tries to go buy a pad from the machine in the bathroom, machine promptly eats her last change and doesn't work at all
>cue my mom disappearing to find someone to yell at about it, only to be told by a security guard that there's nothing they can do
>best friend and her mom are starting to get worried so I have to tell them what happened which makes me die even more from shame
>in the end I have to take the subway home with my mom while barely containing my tears in constant fear that someone will see the blood

And after that day I have never left the house without at least two pads and often carrying spare underwear. Even when I don't even have my period...
Well, at least my dress wasn't stained.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 12:43:24 2014 No.7982851 >>7982831 the long strip kind to hold up a table skirt, maybe it was just down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 13:38:33 2014 No.7982936 >>7982831 There could be a story about a woman who saved a hundred people from a fire and it would still end up on r9k to tear her apart because maybe she breathed wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 13:42:26 2014 No.7982947 >>7982831 >>7982936 To be fair, why do you girls always shit yourself in public?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 13:44:50 2014 No.7982953 >>7982947 Oh please, like guys don't. I've read tucker max, I've heard stories

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 13:47:36 2014 No.7982958 >>7982953 Yeah, because 99% of guys are like Tucker Max. Alcoholic swagbro shitbags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 13:50:34 2014 No.7982967 >>7982953 I haven't read too many secret "something manly" horror stories threads, maybe that's where all the guys talk about their runny shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:05:29 2014 No.7982983 >>7982967 Because there's less pressure for guys to conceal their embarrassing stories. They talk about their dicks and shitting like it's the weather, so it's not really a big deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:09:05 2014 No.7982986 >>7982947 Well if you're talking about when a girl is on or near her period our bowels are more active during this time.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:13:14 2014 No.7982990 [DELETED]

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I can see the virgin betas coming ITT and discovering that females do not poop marshmallows and are not pure kawaii waifus that do not bleed once a month and do not go to the bathroom as well nor have the possibility to experiment explosive diarrea or crap like that.

Did we ruined your precious feefees?

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:16:29 2014 No.7982995
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>inb4 retards from r9k screencapping this because OMG WIMMINZ ARE HUMAN BEINGS TOO WHICH MEANS THEY POOP AND BLEED
like ew gross how dare we not be pure kawaii unicorn mannequin waifus? did that hurted your little feefees?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:17:42 2014 No.7982997 >>7982995 Do you know we also ,like, have accidents and shit sometimes? Wowzers right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:21:38 2014 No.7983001 >>7982997 No we already know, everybody already knows. You're allowed to poop and bleed, don't worry

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:27:38 2014 No.7983006 [DELETED]

>>7982958
Except Tucker Max isn't anything like that, much less swagbro. I've read all his shit, while he is a dick. At least he isn't stuck up about it and repeatedly mentions how much of an ass he was to people in general and how it wasn't healthy or good. He's pretty non-hypocritical in all his books. While, sure. His stories are pretty wild, but he's pretty down to earth through his writing all considering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:29:09 2014 No.7983010 >bought a petticoat second hand >arrived with a period stain on the back. >bleached the fuck out of it >still wear it. never bought from that seller again though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:36:04 2014 No.7983020 I masturbate in my Lolita..........A lot.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:36:55 2014 No.7983022

I'm sort of shocked at all of these explosive diarrhea stories. Am I just lucky or is my digestive system fucked? I've never had a bowel movement I wasn't able to control as long as I needed to, even if I had a slight stomach ache. I always thought that these stories were over exaggerated for comedic effect...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:38:14 2014 No.7983025 >>7983022 You've obviously never had a bad case of food poisoning. Consider yourself a very lucky girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:38:58 2014 No.7983026 >>7983025 People didn't mention any food poisoning. Just that they shat themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:44:27 2014 No.7983036 >>7983022 probably were. My shitting is as predictable as a drunk girl on acid and I had my fair share of explosive diarrhoea but even so I never shit my breeches once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:54:05 2014 No.7983044 File: 78 KB, 666x483, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7983020 Expand

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:55:55 2014 No.7983046 >>7983022 Right? Never mind the fact I can't even use a public bathroom, I can't imaging having to use one in my brand

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 14:56:12 2014 No.7983047 >>7982947 I've seen the shit stories on /b/, don't pretend like you guys don't do it either. We just have the added bonus of uncontrollable and occasionally unpredictable blood falling out of our body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 15:00:02 2014 No.7983055 >>7983020 Once I start wearing daily, I'm worried this will be me. I've got such a bad case of wandering hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 15:05:21 2014 No.7983061 >>7983055 I don't see anything wrong with it if you make sure the you clean it properly if you plan to resell. I personally never resell my dresses, and only ever fap in bodyline...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 15:12:37 2014 No.7983074 >>7983061 Haha, we share the same mind anon. I was just thinking that I should only try to do it in Bodyline... I also plan on never reselling my dresses. I want to amass a huge lolita closet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 15:17:30 2014 No.7983080 >>7982821 Holy shit, anon, what did you eat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 15:21:35 2014 No.7983084 >>7983022 I have really awful stomach problems if I eat the wrong thing (which on any given day could be something I ate the day before with no problems) and sometimes, I have to GO. I've never shit myself, but I've come pretty close.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 16:01:32 2014 No.7983122 >>7983080 Ugh it was a gyro from some fucking street vendor.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 16:23:48 2014 No.7983141

>>7983022
Some people just have very sensitive stomachs. I rarely every have a good poop,because my tummy doesn't like all the crap I eat. Well I can't help it, so I just live with it and I kinda xpect stomach aches anytime. It goes well 99% of the time and I just hope I'm not weaing lolita when this 1% hits me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 16:27:00 2014 No.7983143 >>7982683 how are you so unaware of your body you don't know to expect your period and be prepared?

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 16:33:16 2014 No.7983155

>>7983143
Not same anon, but when I wasn't on birth control in my teens I had really unregular periods, too. I had to expect it anytime to a point of wearing pads for 3 weeks without getting it or getting bleeds one weeks after it was over already. Sometimes you think you're safe but then -bam- you're not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 16:37:35 2014 No.7983161 pretty sure all these stories are some poop&baby/diaper fetishist angling for more fap material > never had diareah while wearing lolita > not even with 3 petties squeezing me > yer fucked if you don't use the ladies before leaving the house tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 16:50:48 2014 No.7983181 What's with you all having really sudden waterfall-esque periods? Mine are really light and always start super gradually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 16:54:21 2014 No.7983187 >>7983181 You lucky bitch. Mine starts out like a flowing river, but luckily gets lighter after the two first days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 17:00:52 2014 No.7983200 >>7983022 It wasn't in brand, but I ate a fuckton of meat for my birthday last year (Japanese BBQ) my stomach started hurting while we were driving. It was horrible. I stopped in a subway and nearly didn't make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 17:01:58 2014 No.7983202 >>7983181 Edometriosis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 17:06:04 2014 No.7983215 >>7983143 My periods are very unpredictable and even on BC they aren't perfect. Usually I wake up and can tell it's going to happen and catch it. But yesterday it came 2 weeks early because of stress in the middle of a large mall

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 17:11:19 2014 No.7983229 [DELETED]

>>7983055
>wandering hands
oh my god i feel you, whenever i'm alone in my house on my computer i always end up fingering myself or playing with my boobs, not even in a sexual way either just to keep my hands busy.

It's such a bad habit I'm always scared people will find out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 17:12:19 2014 No.7983232 >>7983229 I-I do this too...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 17:15:47 2014 No.7983248 >>7983055 >>7983229 >>7983232 Same. I'm not so much worried at home as in public. My hands just do their thing when my head is in the clouds, and then I jerk to reality and hope no one saw me. Erghhh... One day, I frickin swear...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 17:23:44 2014 No.7983257 >>7983187 same here, my body seems to change its schedule just to land on when we have meets then its like the lift scene from the shinning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 17:24:48 2014 No.7983259 >>7983187 Same here. It dosen't help that they are iregular as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 17:25:09 2014 No.7983260 >>7983257 Do our uterus exchange emails or something? Mine always seems to land on convention dates. One weekend out of the month and it just HAS to be that weekend. Fuck you too uterus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 18:09:56 2014 No.7983352 >>7982947 Diet pills

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 18:19:19 2014 No.7983378

>>7983143
I keep track of mine but I also have a hormonal condition that makes them really sporadic. I might get it on the dot routinely every month, then it will suddenly stop completely (longest its gone was 11 months between, at which point I got put on pills). Plus even for girls who are very regular, lots of things can affect it, from your diet to stress to metabolism.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 18:22:40 2014 No.7983384

>Go to an anime con
>dressed as lolita
>people ask for photos, polite people, only a little bunch of weaboos, all fine
>(I lost my friends at this point)
>suddenly a weird guy approaches
>he SMELLS me
>"you smell like apples"
>it's my perfume
>he ask for a photo
>ok
>then he ask for a piece of my hair
>WAT
>he take out his poket a scissors
>"and maybe you can knot your lock of hair with one of these bows from your dress..."
>"they're very pretty and sure smells like you"
>WTF, guy, you retard, let me go
>So I ignored him and scape between the people

>I had a very good day

>When I go to house, one of my friends take my hair (it really was a wig)
>Hey... it's missing a big curl...wtf
>Arrive home, quit my wig
>the guy finally cut one of the big back curls
>was my fucking best wig
>When happens??
>FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 20:30:08 2014 No.7983591 >>7983384 Good lord. I'm sorry for your loss, anon. I don't know what I would have done in that situation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 20:32:12 2014 No.7983595 File: 88 KB, 640x1019, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7983143 >tfw even with a tracker you can't tell

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 20:33:48 2014 No.7983596 File: 84 KB, 500x355, tumblr_m067y75GXP1rnn734o1_500[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7983181 it's normal for some women as for me, pic related

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 20:44:45 2014 No.7983615 Stories like these are reasons why I will never buy used shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 20:45:58 2014 No.7983616 >>7983187 Mine were like that until I got an IUD. It's really a life saver since I'm terrible at remembering to take medication on time every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 20:48:10 2014 No.7983620 >>7983181 >why doesn't everyone's body function exactly like mine?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 20:49:49 2014 No.7983624 >>7983161 it's actually not i have ibs and i could get a severe flare up at any time

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 20:51:02 2014 No.7983626 >>7983384 Wtf It's not even your real hair, why would... What a gross human being he is

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 20:58:37 2014 No.7983635 >>7983143 My period's pretty irregular and I get no pre menstrual symptoms at all

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 21:05:11 2014 No.7983644
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>During a meet some girls decided to buy some food at the street stalls
>Go grab money from the bank machine so I can join them
>Cross the street behind a car that's pulled way above the pedestrian crossing line
>Not even the first person to cross and the driver decides to back up into me
>Ripped my tights from falling, got giant bruise on my thigh and a nice greasy stain on my burando from the drivers dirty car
>No word of apology
>Couldn't even spare me a look

I have never been so mad in my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 21:15:51 2014 No.7983654 File: 78 KB, 403x587, rape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7983384 Sounds like someone read too much Alexander Pope. And by that, I mean he read Alexander Pope.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 21:20:08 2014 No.7983663

>>7983595
Oh my god, are you me? I'm 23 and my period is still super out of whack, even when I was on BC. One time there were 44 days between my cycles and I legitimately thought I was pregnant.

>Tfw my cycle has never fallen on a day where I was in frills though. Thank god. But it's only a matter of time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 21:29:16 2014 No.7983671 >>7983384 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 21:41:33 2014 No.7983686 >>7983352 Any recs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 22:53:15 2014 No.7983809 >>7983644 Oh my God, are you shitting me?

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 22:57:41 2014 No.7983823

>>7983663
it'll hit at a really bad time too. I went to my first con with a shit ton of lolita events, Friday morning I woke up with cramps and blood, had to put up with that shit all fucking weekend.

Fortunately my period's pretty light so there were no burando casualties, but it still sucked ass and I look really bloated in all my pictures.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:02:38 2014 No.7983829 >>7982645 what kind of weird vaginas do yall have that fapping in brand is gonna damage it in any way shape or form unless u all have dicks?

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:05:54 2014 No.7983832

>>7983022

I have the opposite problem. Chronic constipation so bad it can trap nerves in my pelvis and send me into paralyzibg spasms. Bladder pain, lower back pain, cervix pain, clit pain, hip pain. Feels like someone shoved a knife between my legs up to my stomach

Haven't bled in lolita but did bleed all over a white Ōkami cosplay...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:08:16 2014 No.7983833 >>7983829 Have you never had sex with a girl? It gets really wet and messy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:09:23 2014 No.7983835 >>7983010 Hardcore, anon, hardcore.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:15:13 2014 No.7983841

>>7983616

I got an IUD and bled for 3 months straight before it perforated me in a horrifically painful fashion. Over a year later I still have chronic pain triggeredby it... Worst thing was got sent home from hospital twice before a gp realized the thing had sliced me up from the inside. Traumatized. We need a ladyparts thread....

Bled on my lovely opaque white tights... Petti waistbands do nothing for bloated period stomach..

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:17:38 2014 No.7983848 >>7983841 Ouch ouch ouch, poor you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:17:39 2014 No.7983849 >>7983841 This is why I opted for the arm implant and not an IUD. Fuck. That's terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:23:18 2014 No.7983859 this thread is disgusting i thought lolitas were supposed to be lovelies

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:23:55 2014 No.7983861 >>7983859 lovelies poop too

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:34:34 2014 No.7983875

>>7983849
>arm implants represent
Only downside is that it made me emotionally batshit for the first 4-5 months. Also I can't drink anymore, since alcohol makes me feel completely suicidal for some reason. Andddd I also get drier down there more easily during sex so I need lube.

Misc pros
>period bleeding significantly reduced if not eliminated altogether
>literally the most effective bc
>no hassle year round
>insertion was relatively painless compared to a shot or IUD insert

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:35:15 2014 No.7983877 File: 27 KB, 314x246, 1378547578305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7983841 What the fuck mane. I was thinking of getting one, but I'll opt for the arm one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:38:19 2014 No.7983880 >>7983875 I was on depo, i know all about the emotionally batshit. It also made me not want to have sex at all ever, so it kind of interfered with my relationship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:40:15 2014 No.7983882 >>7983122 jontron pls but seriously sorry about that anon, dodgy food sucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:48:33 2014 No.7983893 >>7983880 I was on depo too, I think it permanently fucked with me. Ruined my sex drive, I gained a ton of weight, etc.

Anonymous Mon Dec 8 23:49:03 2014 No.7983894 [DELETED]

>>7983875
Another implant anon here. I just had mine replaced after having it for 3 years, it's really great, although i can't say i enjoy having it replaced, the whole process makes me cringe. But it's the best option for me, although i still freak out about not getting my period very often.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 00:04:25 2014 No.7983917 >>7983894 Another implant anon here. What happens when they replace it? I fucking love mine and I've had it about a year. No room to fuck up and one light period all year.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 00:04:45 2014 No.7983920 >>7983143 yeah my periods are really fucking weird, like once every 4-6 months the longest was 10 months between. I get no pre-men, but I do get a light flow the first day. THEN BOOM COMES THE TIDAL WAVE

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 00:12:08 2014 No.7983934 >>7983248 >>7983229 >>7983232 I'm so glad you know how I feel. I don't even think about it at all. Honestly it's started happening when friends are over but luckily I've always caught it immediately. Shit is so embarrassing

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 00:12:20 2014 No.7983937 [DELETED]

>>7983917
Well, i'm a bit of a squeamish person so it was very uncomfortable for me but thankfully it was over relatively quickly. I didn't watch the process but basically they cut into your skin and dig the implant out with a scalpel which feels really strange (i thought the lady was cutting at the scar tissue but i'm not sure, i think they had a bit of trouble getting it out), and then they use the application thing like normal and patch you up. Thank god for local anesthetic. I had a quick look at my old implanon they took out and it seemed to be a bit bent from my arm but i didn't look for too long because it was bloody and i was already feeling queasy.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 00:14:14 2014 No.7983944

>Walking back with friends from dinner at a con.
>Have bladder issues, it's normally in check, but when I have to go, I have to go now.
>It's gotten fucking cold and I didn't bring a jacket. Can't feel a damn thing. Didn't wear a maxi pad just in case.
>I have to pee.
>Nah it's not bad. I can hold out a few more blocks
>Suddenly feel wet on my legs.
>Shit shit shit. Get back to hotel. Rush up to my room immediately.
>Other dude room mate is in the room. Possibly jacking off because he was acting very awkward as I stormed in and made a beeline to the bathroom.
>Vigorously wash bloomers in the sink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 00:20:59 2014 No.7983962 >>7983833 lol i am a girl. the wetness never gets on anything other than my underwear tho? unless u take off all ur underwear to fap but in that case just take off ur skirt too. but thats just weird to me like getting fully undressed to pee

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 00:27:01 2014 No.7983977 >>7983962 Maybe you don't get as wet as some other girls do, it also depends on how you fap. I turn into a fucking river and it gets everything messy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 00:29:13 2014 No.7983984 >>7982819 First, this >>7982824 Second, and I'm not sure how chiffon would react to it, so you'd probably want to do the tiniest spot test ever, but mineral spirits have gotten pit stains out of a blouse for me without leaving any stain behind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 00:38:11 2014 No.7984000 >>7982766 You still wear a petti with casual lolita.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 00:44:27 2014 No.7984011 >>7983181 I wish mine were light. I have to change every two hours for the first two days because they get that heavy when it starts.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 00:47:45 2014 No.7984017 [DELETED]

>>7983260
Mine always lands on days when I'm going to either be flying somewhere or on a long car ride. Almost without fail. My body hates me with a passion.
My favorite was when it landed right before I had to be on a bus for 16 hours. Fun times that was.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 00:57:49 2014 No.7984026 [DELETED]

>>7984017

Mine always lands on big important days I have to talk to important people. Like in the middle of oral examinations with no way out for the next hour.

>tfw hugeass interview today
>talking to the second interviewer in a row
>suddenly
>GUSH
>fuck
>fuckityfuckfuckfuckfuck

Luckily it wasn't heavy and I ran like hell to the restroom afterwards, but why.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:00:07 2014 No.7984028 [DELETED]

>>7983187

When I still had periods, I could soak a maxi tampon in less than 2 hours. I always had a heavy, painful flow for 5 days, then 2 days of light flow. Dysmenorrhea is not fun. Dealt with it for nearly 10 years then had a uterine ablation. BC made me so horribly sick I couldn't handle it. So immensely glad I never have periods anymore.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:03:25 2014 No.7984031 [DELETED]

whats weird about periods is how much of a psychosomatic element can affect them. i used to have periods from hell every time without exception except doctors couldnt find anything wrong with me.

then i cut off my psycho controlling parents and suddenly my periods are normal? and im in a support group for people in similar situations, and one day i mention it and it turns out literally 90% of females in the support group have an identical experience

what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:12:19 2014 No.7984038 >>7982837 if you were out shopping why the fuck didnt your mum just screw the dispenser and buy you a packet of pads and some new underwear if need be?

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:19:12 2014 No.7984043 [DELETED]

>>7984031
Ugh, I know what you mean. These past few months have been super stressful for me and my periods have been so heavy and long again even though I'm on bc.
While I was staying with my parents my periods were also terrible because of the stressful environment.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:26:25 2014 No.7984053 [DELETED]

>>7984031
Boot camp is hilarious with this.
Half the flight was bleeding like a stuck pig, the other half wouldn't have one for months due to stress. One poor girl almost got sent home because she wouldn't STOP bleeding. Also for some odd reason there was only one sanitary bin for a group of 50+ girls, so every pad change felt like a walk of shame because you had to carry it across the bathroom in front of everyone and people would comment on how much toilet paper you used to wrap it. (We were always out of toilet paper because we were given the same amount as the men, who only used it to shit)

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:28:51 2014 No.7984055 [DELETED]

>>7983829
Why do you assume anyone's vagina is damaged here? Do you really think these menstruation stories happen because of fapping? Because sorry for the news, but most women don't fap and still have horrible bleeds, especially in their teens when they don't even have sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:29:15 2014 No.7984056 >>7984053 JFC that's terrible. Like I get that they didn't want to give you special treatment, but like, girls NEED more toilet paper. Especially when you bleed like that. We actually have to wipe every time we piss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:30:16 2014 No.7984057 >>7983859 Did you think we suddenly stop being women that menstruate and digest?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:30:16 2014 No.7984058 >>7984055 Uhh they were talking about damaging brand by fapping in it, not damaging their vaginas. Reading comprehension.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:31:20 2014 No.7984059 >>7984055 Reading comprehension, you need it, you don't have it. Try again.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:35:33 2014 No.7984063 [DELETED]

>>7983635
Mine's irregular (maybe 4 times a year? Genetic conditions are fun) but mine is goddamn insane with the pms. A full two to three weeks before bleeding starts I turn into a goddamn ogre I swear. Every social interaction is a cycle of wanting to murder someone, fuck their corpse and then eat it while crying and watching Lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:36:18 2014 No.7984065 >>7984057 yes

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:42:41 2014 No.7984066 [DELETED]

>>7983022
Do you eat healthy? I'm more susceptible to explosive farts or diarrhea if I eat junk food after eating healthy for weeks. It's driving me nuts. I've even had friends ask me if I have the runs when I'm sitting down and my stomach is growling like crazy. I also get it when I eat yogurt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:43:53 2014 No.7984069 File: 83 KB, 720x278, 2006-11-28-252angel.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7983859

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 01:44:45 2014 No.7984072 >>7984056 Yeah, the MTIs were always mad about that too, one of my better instructors stole half our brother flight's tp for us. Not sure if that one was more about making them miserable or our our well being though, probably both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 02:30:04 2014 No.7984123 >>7983841 I have an IUD, I'm on my third year with it. No problems other than a few more weepy PMS days out of the year and insanely light periods. I got the hormone one, not the copper one, and it's worked out great for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 03:18:10 2014 No.7984197 >>7984123 Yeah the only problem I've had with mine was I noticed my PMS got worse. Other than that it's been a life saver. My periods and cramps used to be so bad I would pretty much be stuck at home for a week dying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 03:52:02 2014 No.7984259 >>7984058 What? How on earth can you damage your brand dress while fapping? Stains are the worst that could happen. So of course I assumed anon was some neckbeard saying "hurrdurr, don't fap it will destroy your innocent pussys"

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 04:26:19 2014 No.7984307

>>7983384
>When I go to house, one of my friends take my hair (it really was a wig)
>Hey... it's missing a big curl...wtf
>Arrive home, quit my wig
>the guy finally cut one of the big back curls
>was my fucking best wig
>When happens??
>FUCK

That is my worst fucking nightmare ever, because I have long curly hair and never wear a wig so a creepy guy like hime would have cut my REAL hair.

I'm already paranoid around certain groups of people (weirdos, school boys with their friends who'd think stuff like that might be a funny prank, etc) but to read such a story... Horrible. Sorry for the loss of your best wig though, that must suck too!

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 04:32:31 2014 No.7984313

>>7983181
Mine used to be like that, but recently (like past 3 months) I will wake up and feel fine and as soon as I stand up its just like someone broke hoover dam. It legit looks like I killed someone and at first I thought something was wrong but apparently they can just change.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 05:07:23 2014 No.7984356

>>7983849
Arm implant fun time story!
>had it for a few months so my period is finally slowing the way down flow wise
>have to wear at least a pad every day
>Fast forward to AX
>decide to go for super light panty liner since I've been extremely light for a good few months

>arrive at the mall on beverly boulevard
>crouch down to tie my shoe and notice some unexpected wetness
>fuck
>have to find a bathroom in this crazy maze of a mall with my boyfriend
>spent too long in bathroom trying to soak everything up and wrapping a crap ton of toilet paper around my underwear since it was the heaviest goddamn flow I'd had in months
>favorite pair of underwear ruined
>didn't mention it to boyfriend out of embarrassment
>luckily I was in casual cosplay and the poofy skirt + petticoat suffered no casualties and hid the mess

If I was in pants or shorts I would've been SOL.

Apparently my friends I was rooming with were on their period so the hormones especially fucked me over since I usually live with my dad and brother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 06:04:20 2014 No.7984456 >>7983202 Same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 06:07:45 2014 No.7984461 >>7983257 >the shinning I guess ya don't want tae get sued.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 06:44:02 2014 No.7984513 >>7983809 I wish I was, anon. The city is full of inconsiderate jerks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 06:50:10 2014 No.7984524 >>7984461 hue

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 07:03:19 2014 No.7984545 [DELETED]

My period is like clockwork on the pill, but without it I might skip one or it might come late/early. If it's about that time and I'm going out, I'll put a tampon in just in case, especially if I'm going somewhere I won't be able to deal with it suddenly. I'd much rather waste a tampon than have to deal with blood everywhere in a possibly public situation. It's saved me more than a few times!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 12:52:12 2014 No.7985009 >>7983644 That's when you pull out your keys and carve a big 'fuck you' into their paint job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 13:25:40 2014 No.7985063 >>7984000 Which part of "it can not accomodate a petti" did you not comprehend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 13:29:53 2014 No.7985067 >>7985063 Almost any skirt can fit a petti, not the same petti, but fuck, have you seen bodyline's pettis? I can fit them underneath a normalfag miniskirt. That's no excuse.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 13:34:34 2014 No.7985073

>>7985067
This skirt is pretty much a siren style skirt, like the ones of Juliette et Judtine or Victorian Maiden, but is slightly more poofy. I literally has no room for a petti unless you want it to be painfully scrunched. It almost has no room for bloomers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 14:23:52 2014 No.7985158 >>7985073 Then it's not lolita. Not even casual. Even casual lolita has to adhere to the general aesthetic.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 14:45:23 2014 No.7985196

>>7983663
You're worried about 44 days? I can go three months with a period and 2 months on. BC hardly helps, it stops the bleeding some, but there will be times where I randomly start bleeding, and when I'm on inactive pills nothing will happen. I try to convince my doctor that there's something more severe than PCOS going on, like maybe he should pay attention to the history of endometriosis in my family, but nothing.

It's actually led to me bleeding onto a jsk at school once. Luckily it was black...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 15:18:35 2014 No.7985257 >>7982683 Getting blood stains out of white fabric is not as impossible as you may think. Speaking from experience here, I've always managed to get the blood out without a spot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 15:27:15 2014 No.7985279 >>7985196 Holy shit, anon. That sounds terrifying and I really hope you can get some sort of treatment for that. Your doctor should be more concerned IMO.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 16:55:36 2014 No.7985424

>>7985257
I've always used peroxide and it worked fine. There was only one time one some reaaaaallly cheap fabric that it left a slight, but hardly noticeable yellowing.
>>7985279
I know, right? I'm thinking about getting a new gynecologist, but I have no clue how to go about doing so. My dad has always handled the insurance stuff since he works for a hospice and gets all the great medical benefits, so I've never chosen, I just go where I'm told. I've never had a problem before this and reeeaaaalllly want someone new.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 16:57:19 2014 No.7985428 [DELETED]

>Be teenager
>Periods super heavy and gross
>Crippling pain, feel like shit
>Cycle is bang on, know when period will start down to the hour
>Go on pill
>Periods become super light
>Pain is now just discomfort
>Hey this is awesome
>Except now cycle has no rhyme or reason and comes on whenever
>Sometimes go months without, sometimes 2 in as many weeks
>Fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 20:44:25 2014 No.7985731 >>7982947 It makes a better story >implying these are true

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 21:41:38 2014 No.7985806
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The scariest day of my life happened one year ago.
>first meeting, getting ready
>leave coord resting on bed and go to shower
>go back after a while
>kitty is hacking and coughing near skirt
>NOKITTYNO
>chunks and cat barf everywhere
>SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER
>cancel fucking everything, Kitty looks sick
>Sob for the rest of the day both for my cat and my dress that I let forgotten on the bed while driving to the vet.
Fortunately, my cat got better after all that.
But the acidic puke leave an ugly dark stain on my Mary Magdalene.
Fuck everything, I still have a cat.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 21:49:37 2014 No.7985820 [DELETED]

Am I the only one that doesn't see hardly any emotional changes during their period?

I figure it's either because
A) I am a robot
B) Am already emotionally unstable and stifle my emotions in general so used to the ridiculousness and only have what could be called mood swings while watching movies etc.

I lucked out and hardly have cramps but I usually take care to not bitch out at anyone in life and my period so I carry out like it's not happening.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 21:54:29 2014 No.7985829 >>7985820 Same, the only thing emotional is the anxiety over "Oh god does my pad show? DID I SOME HOW BLEED THROUGH?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 21:57:19 2014 No.7985830 >>7985820 You're an emotionally unstable robot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 22:05:20 2014 No.7985840 >>7985424 About the gynecologist thing, you just need to know the name of your insurance (assuming you live in the US) to make sure they take it, otherwise, just call one and make an appointment.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 22:06:50 2014 No.7985844
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(This thread is amazing!)
One time, I was using the public bathrooms in my dorm and neglected to scoop my waist ties up with my petti--they ended up dipping into the toilet. I freaked out, ran back to my room and hacked the wet ends clean off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 22:06:53 2014 No.7985846 i used to think lolitas were cute but after reading this thread i'm rethinking that y'all are disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 22:07:50 2014 No.7985849 >>7985846 Oh no we became human

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 22:08:00 2014 No.7985850 >>7985806 Oh no, anon, that's awful! I'm glad your cat's okay, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 22:10:43 2014 No.7985853 >>7985846 Let me let you in on a little secret. All women are disgusting. We just hide it~

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 22:11:42 2014 No.7985857 >>7985844 Ever heard of a washing things?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 22:28:57 2014 No.7985882 >>7985857 No, what is that?

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 22:32:14 2014 No.7985884

>>7983875
Emotions and period wise I got the short end of the stick with my implant side effects-- I get a lot of low/irritable moods and I can't predict my period, it varies between barely anything to instant red tide while I'm out and about. Some months nothing happen, then the next month I end up with an extra long period or two in a single month.

Being extra careful at cons next year, wearing two white dresses and a fairly short bare legged Cosplay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:13:45 2014 No.7985922 >>7985846 Go fuck a chunk of plastic.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:22:58 2014 No.7985934

>be in sweet lolita
>really drunk at a con with drunk friends
>at popular 18+ panel
>they're picking people to come on stage for a segment
>very drunkenly think they're picking me
>they aren't
>audience is silent as panelists have to tell me to leave the stage
>drunk friends cheering
>be so embarrassed that I borrow boy clothes from friend's hotel roomie for rest of con so no one will recognize me

(Pros: I don't let myself get that drunk anymore. And also i had to return that boy's clothes after the con and we hit it off really well and are now in love and living together.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:28:06 2014 No.7985943 >>7985934 Well that seemed to of ended well for you

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:31:34 2014 No.7985949 [DELETED]

>>7985820

I don't either, and while I do have my emotional ups and downs caused by stress and other life events (who doesn't?), I've also gone through several uneventful months without any mood swings.

On the other hand I do have a friend who has much bigger emotional reactions during specific times of her cycle though. She's a rock of calm the rest of the month and then just for a day or two she'll either really love everything or really hate everything.

Like everything else biological, I guess it's just different for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:35:22 2014 No.7985955 >>7985943 >of >have seriously white people, get your own language right. Next time someone tells me I speak good English I'm going to punch them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:39:29 2014 No.7985961 >>7985955 I mean technically "You speak good English" is correct. Unless you meant the next time someone says "You speak English good." As a native English speaker, that shit grinds my gears too. Suppose to, should of, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:39:33 2014 No.7985962 >>7985955 Calm down miss bitchfit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:41:50 2014 No.7985964 File: 20 KB, 300x300, har.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7985955 >tells me I speak good English >I speak good English >good English

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:44:50 2014 No.7985972 >>7985961 Clarification : It's technically correct, it doesn't sound elegant though. "You speak English well" would be preferred in all situations where you don't want to sound like an idjit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:47:39 2014 No.7985978 >>7985840 Hm. Sounds simple enough. Much thanks, anon, for making it seem easy.

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:49:35 2014 No.7985985 [DELETED]

>>7985955
>white people
stop. my neighborhood is predominantly black, and "of" is frequently used in place of "have" in instances like this. stop trying to frame whitey, and learn a thing or two about language before you going trying to tell someone to speak it "right".

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:49:52 2014 No.7985987 [DELETED]

>>7985961

But they're so surprised at it.

To give you some context, person who said that to me is aware I'm a student at a university. That teaches in English. The exams are in English. The assignments are in English. The textbook is in English. Where they expecting me to answer in Swahili or something? The teachers aren't even multilingual.

And then in the meantime there are people like >>7985943 happily taking pride in butchering their own language. In another thread, one of them replied, "give it up, I'm not changing."

You can see why I'm annoyed by this, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:51:39 2014 No.7985990 >>7985985 fucking autocorrect, *before you go trying

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:54:42 2014 No.7985993 >>7985987 *Where typoed, should be Were Some white or black person's going to correct me on this anyway

Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:54:46 2014 No.7985994 [DELETED]

>>7985987
I understand completely that it's irritating, I live in an area with a mixture of intense southern drawls and northeast accents, and it's always the fucking southern drawls that say stupid shit like "you do x good." Makes them sound so idiotic.

I think, in speech though, it's less noticeable if someone says to me out loud, "You should of eaten breakfast," I don't think twice, but when someone types it out, it's just.... ignorant? Stupidity? Somewhere in between those two. Like I'll admit sometimes I say "should of" or something like that out loud, but I KNOW it's have, and when I type it I always type it correctly because why the fuck wouldn't I?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:55:55 2014 No.7985996 >>7985972 >idjit kek I love it when people use that spelling ironically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 9 23:56:56 2014 No.7985997 >>7985996 It's to emphasize the pronunciation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:00:06 2014 No.7985999 Woah, why not <should've>...that's correct. Plebs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:00:31 2014 No.7986002 File: 35 KB, 436x327, captain-obvious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7985997 That's why I'm enjoying the humor of it.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:01:44 2014 No.7986004 [DELETED]

>>7985994
Linguistics anons, do you find twats like this irritating? How shitty is it that people who speak AAVE can get away with "butchering" English (and anyone who says otherwise is racist) whereas white folks with dialectal differences are automatically intellectually inferior? Or, despite your schooling, do you also automatically think people are less intelligent based on their accent?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:04:02 2014 No.7986006 >>7985987 Pride???? You think I take pride in my English being horrid? Plus why does my typing suddenly make me white?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:04:47 2014 No.7986007 >>7985955 Holy shit, you don't even know if that person is a native speaker, you fuckhead. Chill out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:11:44 2014 No.7986023 >>7986004 Not less intelligent but less cultured or less schooled? Possibly. Most people who speak in public or have any sort of academic or managerial position don't cling to their dialect. It gets trained out of most of us.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:19:48 2014 No.7986029 [DELETED]

>>7985994

I'm fine with a lot of other slangs, in most cases you can see how it evolved over time and fits the culture of the people who use it. Sometimes little things like "y'all" can work as a group identifier, so you can identify the speaker as belonging to a particular group or region. Oz is almost a whole different language, even though it's English.

But the use of "should of", "could of", "would of" somehow really annoys me. It's so prevalent all over tumblr, too, and seems to be used mostly by younger users, judging from the content of the posts the usage is normally found in.

Yeah, I think that's the crux of it. It sounds like some child didn't know the difference between "have" and "of", and got into the habit of writing the wrong one. And then, once the error has been pointed out to them, refuses to learn from their mistake and continues to be stupid.
>>7986006

Fix it, then. Stop using the wrong word.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:22:39 2014 No.7986033 >>7986029 I will now! I was not saying that I wouldn't change my ways. God damn, stop making it look like I'm some pissbaby going: "Nu I wunt change mai ways cuz you a meanie. OF OF OF OF OF!"

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:33:02 2014 No.7986040

>>7985158
Exactly everything they said.
If it can barely fit bloomers under it, it's not lolita. If it can't even fit an a-line petti, then it's not lolita. Just because a lolita brand also sells a certain type of skirt/top/whatever doesn't automatically make it or anything like it lolita. Lolita brands do sometimes sell non-lolita items.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:34:01 2014 No.7986041 >>7986040 They said it was causal lolita, not that it wasn't lolita. Casual lolita isn't exempt from basic things.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 00:52:06 2014 No.7986069 [DELETED]

>>7983181
Guess I'm in the minority too: 95% of the time, they start in the morning and are light as fuck for the first day, THEN HELLFIRE RAINS FROM MY CROTCH AS THE PEASANTS FLEE FROM MY CRIMSON TIDE.
Cramps were comparable to labor pains, but no medical reason was found out why.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 01:09:13 2014 No.7986105 [DELETED]

>>7986023
>posting on 4chan
>casual conversation
>"public speaking"
k. When anon's on TV saying "well that seemed to of ended well for you", go ahead and call her out for not using "standard" American English if you must. Otherwise, shut up, you aren't more "cultured" solely because you've had grammar rules beaten into you.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 01:09:47 2014 No.7986106 [DELETED]

>>7985994
>if someone says to me out loud, "You should of eaten breakfast,"

When people say this out loud, what they are saying is, "you should've."

It's a contraction of "have." I don't understand how this is not simply intuitive. I have = I've. We have = We've. Would have = Would've, in the same way Would not = Wouldn't.

I wish I could believe people saying anything else are just trolling, except people in real life act surprise when I point this out. What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 01:12:07 2014 No.7986109 >>7985999 WHERE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE OR ANYWHERE ELSE DOES "AH" APPEAR AFTER O SIGNIFY THE LONG O SOUND IT'S WHOA. W H O A jfc

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 01:17:51 2014 No.7986115 [DELETED]

>>7986007
>you don't even know if that person is a native speaker

People who write "of" instead of "'ve" are typically native speakers. Comes from speaking/hearing something so much you literally have no idea what you are saying, which in this case is a contraction of the word "have."

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 01:21:16 2014 No.7986119 >>7985424 >>7985196 Okay, it sounds gross but you can get blood out of clothing with your saliva. Something about the enzymes, or something else...Idk but it works! >source: extreme nosebleeds all the time

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 02:20:20 2014 No.7986186 >>7985063 not lolita then dearie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 02:25:14 2014 No.7986193 >>7985844 WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT??!! Moron!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 04:04:23 2014 No.7986288 >>7985955 >>7985987 >>7986023 + like 45 other posts y'all are on a thread on 4chan and you're bitching about grammar. like. please just take a deep breath and realize no one cares

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 04:21:52 2014 No.7986306 [DELETED]

>>7983849
i'm so glad i got the arm implant. at first it really fucked up my period where i would have to at least wear a panty liner everyday because of spotting, then it got lighter and i would go a few months without it, and now i don't think i've had a period since february. i'm definitely getting it replaced when the time for that comes around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 04:30:23 2014 No.7986308 >>7985985 Wait, that's a "black' thing? I'm not a native speaker myself, but I see "should of" instead of "should have" quite often on 4chan and always assumed some other non-native speaker fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 04:31:32 2014 No.7986310 >>7986041 Yeah I know. I was agreeing with what >>7985158 said. The rest of my comment was pointing out reasons that makes something not lolita in reference to what ,>>7985073 said.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 04:52:23 2014 No.7986320

This isn't a secret story at all, since I tell it a lot because I think it's super funny and the dress came out fine in the end
> go into the city to do some shopping report homework w/ friend
> in between stores, we get some lunch. I get some veggie udon
> we get to Barney's, and we need to try on clothes for homework
> obviously are students so we get treated pretty rudely
> I grab a bunch of stuff in different sizes. Saleswoman asks if I needed any of the same size or if I'm just a student trying shit on
> by this time I'm realizing something is wrong and I feel pretty crappy, so I couldn't think of anything to say back to her besides yes
> we leave pretty quickly because it's clear they don't want us there
> Realize that I have pretty bad food poisoning, so I decide to drop my friend off and head home
> on the way back, traffic is absolute crap and I can barely concentrate on driving
> realize I am about to barf
> no room to pull over
> BARF IN MY LAP
> wearing Millefleurs well crap
> another 20 minutes of being in traffic, sitting in the car with warm vomit in my lap and all over my steering wheel
> get home, get out of the car using my skirt as a holder for the vomit until I get inside
> take a shower and wash my dress (and car)
> thank god I don't wear prints. Poly us pretty durable
> sleep it off

Another time I barfed (out of drunkeness) on an IW velveteen skirt. I was able to get it out by washing the part thay got dirty and rubbing the pile back into place when it dried

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 05:18:08 2014 No.7986333

Nothing gross or disgusting, just damn annoying. I bought a Putumayo skirt from a Bring and Buy for £15. It was kinda damaged already the applique was peeling off, but only in one place so if I wore an overskirt and shifted the non-damaged bit to the front.

I get home and my mum insists in putting stuff in the wash because we don't know where it's been. I stress to her to be really careful, read the label etc as I know it's an applique and it's delicate. She promises she will and I have faith so I let her.

When I got the skirt back most of the rest of the applique is gone. It's pretty much ruined. I've got a skirt covered in half-destroyed gold appliques and no way to make it look good.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 05:25:07 2014 No.7986340 [DELETED]

>>7986004
If they were actual linguists they wouldn't find it irritating. "Linguist" isn't a synonym for "grammar police". And anyone studying anything related to the nature of languages would know that spoken English isn't always meant to be grammatically correct, especially on 4chan or in other informal situations. Even people who speak it correctly and know the rules most of the time screw it up, it's completely natural.

One thing that rustles my jimbobs are people who say "I'm a linguist" without knowing what it actually means. Your English degree doesn't make you a linguist, it makes you a philologist. Linguistics is a specific philological discipline and a linguist wouldn't go around correcting people's grammar like a hoity-toity teenager with a superiority complex.
>>7985972
>technically correct
No, it's absolutely correct. "You speak English well" may sound more correct to you, but it isn't necessarily. Please stop bitching at things you don't even know enough about yourself.

If you transcribe a dialogue between your parents or partner and yourself, I can guarantee there will be grammar mistakes, people cutting each other off, etc. It's okay if you make mistakes in speech, it's natural and being a sperglord about it is just going to put people off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 05:29:42 2014 No.7986347 >>7986308 Native speakers make those mistakes a lot as well.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 06:41:54 2014 No.7986409 [DELETED]

>>7985955
>>7985993
>white people
>Some white or black person's going to correct me on this anyway
Why are you trying to make this about race, when it has nothing to do with race? It happens to native speakers regardless of race. It's a stupid mistake, but you're just looking like a whiny pseudo-intellectual. See >>7986340

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 07:30:41 2014 No.7986444 [DELETED]

>>7983663
I have hyperthyroidism and I didnt know I had it for like the first year. Apparently it screwed with my hormones. I onky went for a check up after I noticed I hadn't Had my period in 3 months. I was a lossless lonely virgin at the time so my sister would scream "immaculate conception!" At me lol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 07:36:47 2014 No.7986453 >>7986444 *kissless

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 07:49:17 2014 No.7986464 >>7986333 Get her to give you your money back. Fucking parents. Also never let her touch your stuff again. She's in the wrong and you shouldn't have to eat the loss.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 09:29:39 2014 No.7986549 [DELETED]

>>7986340
....that's exactly what anon was saying, that a linguist would find a grammar police like the one they quoted to be irritating, not the bad grammar itself.

>>7986115
I can see this argument working for non-native speakers as well, hearing it so often with native English speakers or in English media and assuming it's some sort of slang or something instead of basically slurring the "-ve" contraction. How about you be less of a bitch when you're still just making assumptions?

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 09:37:21 2014 No.7986560

>be me
>minor digestive problems
>occasionally have farts that just smell SO BAD
>no real indication of when they'll be dainty little toots or unleashing the death stench
>out with lolita comm
>at a crowded museum
>drop ass
>everyone thinks it was someone with the group of young students standing near us
>my secret is safe
>....until next time

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 10:49:26 2014 No.7986607 >>7985820 As a person with borderline personality disorder, every normal day for me is as i was on PMS, but the actual period is light and dandy in terms of my mood

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 11:20:29 2014 No.7986630 >>7986560 Figure out what food causes that so you won't eat it before a big day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 11:26:23 2014 No.7986638 >>7986607 > lel stop lying

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 11:30:21 2014 No.7986649

This actually happened to me, as crazy as it sounds. It was several years ago.

>driving back up to my parent's place at the end of the school year
>whole car and car-top box stuffed with all my belongings
>Lolita dresses laid out nicely at the top of the box so that they're flat
>driving on the freeway, hear a funny noise
>see something fall behind me
>freak the fuck out, it's one of my garment bags
>drive around in a loop so that I can find my bag
>back on the freeway, see it in a middle lane
>put on my hazards and slowly stop
>some kind soul puts on their hazards as well to help me
>ninja out of the car, grab the bag, and drive off again

I was an idiot, doing that, but I saved all the dresses! The hangers were destroyed from the fall, but all the dresses were undamaged. I still don't know how the box came open when I know it was locked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 11:31:13 2014 No.7986650 >>7986630 It's not related to the foods I ingest, and my diet is pretty bland. It just happens sometimes. But thanks.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 12:22:25 2014 No.7986727

For all the people asking earlier how it's possible for us to not know when we need to go before it's nearly or too late...

I'm going to assume it has something to do with the fact that I, at least, find it really hard to tell period cramps and indigestion cramps apart. Add that and the fact that you shit more when you're on your period or ovulating (so basically half the year if you aren't on constant period blocking bc) and it's really annoying.

I've just started going to the bathroom whenever I get cramps or feel like I'm gassy. I'd rather that than to shit on anything I'm wearing, Lolita or not.

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 13:40:59 2014 No.7986829

I have a medical condition that strikes without warning and can make me sick pretty suddenly if I go without medication. I forgot to bring my medication to a friend's birthday party and became violently ill in a department store. My friends with me tried to help and get me somewhere so I could get home (I couldn't even drive back, it was so bad) and I ended up getting vomit all over my favorite hat. I had never been so glad to be in Bodyline, but my hat was AP. Ended up getting a ride home from one of the girls, another one picked her up from my house, and I ended up in the ER that night for a good 6 hours. One of my besties actually handwashed my hat clean for me, and wet wipes and the washing machine cleaned everything else.

But man I felt so bad, I'm going above and beyond for Christmas as an apology and thanks. That'll teach me to leave my medication at home ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 13:51:49 2014 No.7986848 >>7985806 Not lolita related but my cat got frightened and bit through my hand and thumb. I still have that cat too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 14:05:55 2014 No.7986865 >>7986193 It wasn't brand, chill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 14:06:10 2014 No.7986866 >>7986320 >open window >puke out window

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 14:20:33 2014 No.7986889 >>7985846 >girls are so gross, eww!

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 14:40:30 2014 No.7986911

>>7985806
Have you tried using an enzymatic cleaner? I use an organic one and it's picked up stains, but I can't seem to find the product online so it must be a local brand.

I've heard good things about Bissell's Enzyme cleaner, unfortunately I'm super mamabear about my cat and only stick with organic/natural products

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 18:02:23 2014 No.7987176 >>7986866 actually much harder to do then you think, and nearly impossible in old school beater cars. it does encourage other drivers to fuck off though if you're the passenger though it's way easier >throws up at the drop of a hat >expert lvl by now

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 18:03:42 2014 No.7987179 >>7987176 >you'd please don't kill me grammar anons...

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 18:14:02 2014 No.7987198

> new too lolita and going to my first meet.
> carpooling with another girl from the comm
> Wearing dream brand dress.
> Girls car is very jerky
> Get incredibly car sick and have to ask her to pull over on the interstate.
> vomit on the side of a bridge
> get back in car all poker face.
> resist the urge to vomit three more times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 18:21:16 2014 No.7987207 >>7985955 you speak good english

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 18:22:47 2014 No.7987208 >>7987207 :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 18:27:35 2014 No.7987217 >>7985820 I get severely suicidal, especially in the days before. Shit sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 18:35:56 2014 No.7987231 >>7987179 Please don't talk shit about stuff you don't know anon. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/you%27d

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 18:38:31 2014 No.7987235 >>7987231 but in both examples she was correct >harder than you think >harder than you would (like to) think also god damn lose the sand

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 18:41:29 2014 No.7987241 >>7987235 The other anon doesn't even use "you'd." If anything she should have called out her use of then instead of than.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 18:44:58 2014 No.7987248 >>7987241 she was the same person correcting herself, from what I got saying "please don't kill me for bad grammar" sit the fuck down

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 18:52:56 2014 No.7987265 >>7987248 The way she wrote it makes her come across as some sandy cunt mocking the first post by using poor grammar to say how it is painful to read. Commas are important, people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 10 19:29:29 2014 No.7987319 >>7987265 commas are important people

Anonymous Wed Dec 10 21:01:05 2014 No.7987464 [DELETED]

>>7987217
I can understand your feeling in a way, although I'm not quite suicidal. I do have horrific depression though, have zero motivation, the smallest things make me blow a gasket, and I generally feel insane - like ripping my hair off. I know the feeling will pass, but it's hard living a week out of the month with a literal dark cloud hanging over, oppressing my mood.

Literally as soon as I start bleeding it's all rainbows, sparkles, and sunshine again though - even with menstrual cramps. I'm done living like this though, as soon as my health insurance kicks in come January I'm going to see a gynecologist and see what they can do to help even out my hormones.

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 00:34:31 2014 No.7987797 [DELETED]

>>7986560
That happened to me before while taking my German final in highschool. Except instead of it smelling bad, it was just REALLY LOUD. And everyone blamed the guy with headphones in.

The next year the teacher actually told the story to my friend, when I was right next to her. Still didn't know it was me.

>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 00:37:23 2014 No.7987804 File: 596 KB, 300x170, 1411187489695.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7986560 >drop ass

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 00:46:07 2014 No.7987820 [DELETED]

>>7986727
I like to think I am really lucky with things like this, then. Sometimes I can't tell the difference between cramps/being gassy but most of the time I know when the shit's gonna come flying out my asshole at mach five...it just feels slightly different and IDK also I feel the gas(?) like, rumbling in my ass ready to go. Shitting my pants is also a huge fear of mine (mostly uh possibly getting poo in my cooter freaks me out the most) so at this point if my stomach/ass feels funny I just don't take any chances and book it to a restroom asap.

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 01:00:13 2014 No.7987835 [DELETED]

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>>7986004
Personally anon, no I'm not.

>gross time
Occasionally, I get so plugged up with gas that I'm in physical pain. And there's literally nothing I can do about it except try to get the gas out, and sometimes it won't start trying to come out of my body for hours. Usually my stomach/intestines make horrible noises as well. People THINK I'll be passing gas, but really its my stomach/intestines making noise due to the gas trapped inside.
It isn't a certain food that causes it to happen either, it's at random.
>mfw I eat a random meal and I feel it starting to happen

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 01:28:12 2014 No.7987874 [DELETED]

>>7983181
yeah me too anon. It goes like watery blood-> oh my there's a little spot there->the tap's a tricklin'->slaughterhouse, then gradually lessens to rusty water. by some reptilian part of my brain I can always tell when it's due too.
Has anyone noticed different smells during the course of the period? (hi r9k) Like to me, when it just starts, the blood smells quite sweet, while at the end it's more musky or like soil. is this something to do with oxidation perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 02:34:19 2014 No.7987995 >>7982983 >They talk about their dicks and shitting like it's the weather Haha good one anon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 03:10:32 2014 No.7988028 >>7987217 This happens to me too. I'm actually worried about going on birth control because I've heard it makes pms worse. Does anyone who has depression have any experience with this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 03:22:15 2014 No.7988037 >>7986560 Ahahah. Thanks for the laugh anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 03:26:27 2014 No.7988043 >>7985934 I fucking hate you. None of my drunk stories end well. Getting wasted in front of strangers and making lifelong friends in the process is like complaining about winning the lottery you fuck

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 03:35:03 2014 No.7988056 [DELETED]

>>7988028
Depends on the proportion of progesterone to oestrogen in them. Generally speaking high progesterone or progesterone only isn't safe for people with mood disorders and you'll be screened out of it. Combined is considered safe and can even help for some people.

Personally I was put the progesterone only pill because of migraines, and I spend the entire time on it bleeding three weeks out of every four (Bled continuously for six weeks at one point) couldn't find motivation to do anything, gained a ton of weight, basically wanted to kill myself the entire time I was on it.

But that's just my experience, the anons with the hormonal IUD and the arm implant (both are progesterone only) in this thread all seem to be having great experiences with it (Not gonna lie I'm mad bitterjelly) and so far I'm the only one who had a shit time with it.

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 03:56:26 2014 No.7988078 [DELETED]

>>7988028
Going on the pill made my PMS better. It didn't overly affect my depression but I found it harder to cope when I went off the birth control. If you find the right one for you and take it at the regular time it can regulate the hormones etc needed to keep you on an even balance.

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 04:10:16 2014 No.7988080 [DELETED]

>>7987835
Omfg I get this too. It was torture in my junior and senior year of high school whenever my classroom would get quiet and my intestines were being noisy.
Can't even physically go to college anymore because of it (I just take online classes)

I can only hope for the future that some miraculous cure will be discovered for this shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 04:15:31 2014 No.7988084 >>7987835 Did you try keeping track of the time it happens and what you've eaten? I thought I get that randomly too but it was actually connected to very specific food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 04:46:58 2014 No.7988109 File: 117 KB, 720x1280, watdo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what do with this....

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 05:11:12 2014 No.7988129 [DELETED]

>>7987835
Anon you sound like me when I was an undiagnosed coeliac. For as long as I can remember I got bad gas build up and could hear noises from my intestines too. But then it all got worse when I was 17 to the point where I felt like I was being poisoned whenever I ate, I was finally diagnosed then. You'd be surprised at what has gluten in it cereal, salads, certain juices and cheap fizzy drinks, it feels like it's everything. My symptoms where a bit extreme but symptoms vary among coeliacs and some never have any. I'd get it checked out by your doctor because the bloating is a very common symptom and sometimes the only symptom.

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 06:19:41 2014 No.7988158 [DELETED]

>>7987874
Yeah I think it's oxidization, mine is the same way (it also starts out red and gets very brownish towards the tail end, like oxidized blood tends to do).

>>7988056
Really? My periods are super irregular (although they're otherwise okay) and I was thinking about going on BC to get them on a schedule, but I'm bipolar. I know from having normal periods that it's the estrogen that fucks with my mood, what does the progesterone do, as far as you know?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 06:40:27 2014 No.7988179 >>7988158 I'm not sure what it does exactly, or the mechanism of action only that they screen out people with mood disorders, anorexia/bulimia an so on because of the increased risk of suicide.

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 07:07:32 2014 No.7988204 [DELETED]

>>7987835
God, the same thing happens to me. I'm not coeliac, either, I got tested for it a little while back. I have no idea what causes it, but it's fucking embarrassing. I think it may be somewhat related to nerves, though? I'm a very anxious person, and it gets way worse when I'm with people, annoyingly, especially when I'm sleeping over at people's houses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 09:09:14 2014 No.7988289 >>7987835 Have you tried keeping a food diary, and see when it comes? Maybe you can take it to your doctor. These things are usually not random, it just might be some ingredient that's not immediately obvious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 09:25:36 2014 No.7988307 >>7987835 Have you been to the doctors and told them it could be ibs or worse an ibd. Go get checked out anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 12:35:28 2014 No.7988597 File: 117 KB, 720x1280, watdo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would one do with a cycle like this >mfw I should be dead? >mfw I have nothing to worry about?

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 13:32:25 2014 No.7988682

All these stories remind me of the time I was visiting relatives for the weekend and I got a really bad stomach pain in a clothing store.
>go up floor
>single bathroom full
>starting to get bad
>leaves store
>next door has bathroom, 5 floors up
>agonizingly travel up escalators, can't walk for fear I'll shit myself
>finally make it
>closed sign out the front
>enter anyway because nope, leaving's simply not an option
>ignore insistent cleaner
>sit down
>sweet relief

I felt so horribly guilty afterwards, but desperation is a gross understatement

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 13:39:02 2014 No.7988697 >>7988597 Do you have an implant? Mine are fucked up from it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 13:43:31 2014 No.7988703 >>7988597 Maaaaaybe you might want to bring it up to your ladydoc the next time you go since you have such a widely varied cycle. Could be PCOS or some other hormonal issue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 14:29:17 2014 No.7988790 >>7988697 No implant, or any hormonal contraceptives >>7988703 Definitely the first question I'll be asking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 14:34:55 2014 No.7988805 I sold weed to afford burando for three years before I graduated and got a real job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 14:38:27 2014 No.7988815 >>7988790 I would go to the doctor about that immediately. I have heard of extremely long cycles before, but never that extreme. Hopefully there's nothing wrong with you and they can just put you on the pill to fix it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 14:45:17 2014 No.7988826 >>7988597 haha your uterus is fucked up. No but seriously anon, get thee to a gyno

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 14:54:07 2014 No.7988846

>>7983022
My poop looks like a rabbits, like small really hard balls of poop. Every time, except when I'm hungover.
I eat very healthy though, I don't get it, I eat plenty of fiber and drink lots of water but still my ass gets ripped to pieces every time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 14:56:35 2014 No.7988852 >>7988597 You need to get a gyno ASAP. I had an issue where I was having periods every couple of weeks for about ten days and getting on birth control fixed it. I felt so tired all the time and like I was literally getting bled dry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 15:28:09 2014 No.7988889 File: 37 KB, 656x368, sharo-and-a-baby-bunny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7988846 Maybe you are a usagimimi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 16:08:43 2014 No.7988959 >>7988846 You have haemorrhoids, anon. It's nothing to do with your diet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 16:13:05 2014 No.7988963 File: 86 KB, 331x506, 1348182390579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh hello I just came here by random fornt /int/ and...

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 16:14:33 2014 No.7988968

>>7987176
She said she was stuck in traffic, I'd assume she was moving slowly enough to be able to just stop and puke out the window quick.

And if she had time to assess that she couldn't pull over because of the traffic, she had time to roll down her window, beater car or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 16:15:55 2014 No.7988969 >>7985063 Which part of lolita DID you comprehend

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 16:18:30 2014 No.7988972 >>7988963 >/int/ >white

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 16:21:28 2014 No.7988976 >>7988959 I think anon is actually just chronically constipated. Rabbit poop is actually described on the Bristol Stool Scale and you would FEEL it if you had piles. They might be next though...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 16:23:03 2014 No.7988981 File: 1.43 MB, 275x208, 1356121035160.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7988972 atleast I'm not stained in bloody periods

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 16:24:50 2014 No.7988985 >>7988981 >not being stained in bloody periods u a lil bitch or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 16:25:51 2014 No.7988988 File: 113 KB, 1000x876, 1352373090610.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7988985 I'm a proud paleskin

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 16:27:41 2014 No.7988989 >>7988988 real aryans aren't afraid of a little blood for one week in a month you're a shitskin, Harry

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 16:30:34 2014 No.7988994 >>7988989 >being so beta you need to prove yourself no, you are the weakling billy

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 16:36:05 2014 No.7989006

>>7988976
> I eat plenty of fiber and drink lots of water but still my ass gets ripped to pieces every time.

FWhat about this suggests lack of feeling? Little rabbit poos and bleeding almost always means haemorrhoids. And they're enlarged blood vessels, you don't have any feeling in them except for when they tear.

Also, piles and haemorrhoids aren't the same thing. Piles are when they've gotten so bad they're outside of the anus, haemorrhoids are still inside.

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 16:45:04 2014 No.7989015

>>7988852

My cycles were all over the place. Ebetween 7 and 80 days and my period themselves were up to 3 weeks. It was freaking ridiculous. I also had every symptom of endometriosis as well as poly cystic ovaries despite my lap being negative for endo. I think they just missed it; although I'm on continuous birth control to stop the crazy bleeding I still have pain that paralyses me

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 16:52:26 2014 No.7989021 >>7985934 Aw wow, that worked out well for you! I've never been drunk but the bf tries buying a few bottles now and then. I just pee it all out immediately (and have nearly peed myself in loli because of it..,

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 21:22:59 2014 No.7989558

>>7988852
(original fucked up uterus anon)
Yeah I've also been really tired off an on.

My cramps have always been killer even when regular so I'm used to the weariness but...

Now I have 1/7 days where I'm going through superplus tamps hourly along with the 1/7 days I have really bad cramps.

Is there a gen health board/thread I should take this to? I've got a gyno appt. just impatient.

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 21:35:11 2014 No.7989575

Well since we're talking about very female things

>used to get cramps whenever i had my period
>would get them the first day or two
>take an advil, curl up in fetal position and watch an episode of a show, feel better in 30-45m
>go to college
>period irregular
>haven't had cramps since coming to college (knock on wood)

Not sure what to make of that.

I don't have any lolita horror stories. But I really hope I never have to take a fierce poop when I'm dressed up like some of you have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 21:47:20 2014 No.7989588 >>7989558 You could ask on /adv/, but honestly, you'll probably get better advice here.

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 22:09:15 2014 No.7989620
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>On an overnight train to Paris
>wearing lolita
>Had to take the sleeper car since it was the only one available, would have preferred to take a reclining seat to sleep instead
>room with mom & 3 girls and of course I'm on the top bunk
>they think I'm pretty weird but the smallest thinks I'm a princess so that's cute
>asleep until an hour before due arrival, didn't change out of my loli because fuck it, just removed my petticoat & shoes
>awake suddenly because a beast stirs within me
>no ladder to the top bunk, so in my hurry to get off I step on mom's face below me
>run to the toilet but SOMEONE IS IN THERE BRUSHING HIS TEETH
>I have to puke so bad I have to physically keep my mouth shut to prevent chucking it all on the floor, so I'm basically puking in my mouth and it's horrific
>finally dude comes out and i run in
>puke 2x, explosive diarrhea 3x, fortunately I didn't stain my brand
>roll into the "city of romance" exorcising the demon of my insides
>come back into my room and the little girl greets me with a curtsy and asks if "your highness" would like any breakfast
>mfw I couldn't tell her I had just ruled over the toilet in gorey tyranny and to stay away at all costs

I was feeling better by the time we arrived at the B&B and I was back in sorts in the Baby store just a few hours later. Strangest thing I've ever experienced

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 22:12:07 2014 No.7989625 >>7985846 >believing these stories

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 22:14:09 2014 No.7989629 >>7988597 Iktf. I didn't have a period from March to November

Anonymous Thu Dec 11 22:24:25 2014 No.7989649

>>7985424
if you have your own proof of insurance card, you can call around to offices in the area and find out who takes the insurance. you also may be able to call the insurance company and find out who in the area accepts it that way, as well. your health is important! be proactive!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 22:38:39 2014 No.7989670 >>7989588 Yeah I glanced over there and....yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 11 22:43:16 2014 No.7989675 >>7989629 It really surprised me how quickly it bumped my average cycle. Any clue as to what it was?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 08:11:14 2014 No.7990396 >>7982947 As a dude, ive had a couple shart stories. Nothing too bad. Oopsie poopsie behind closed doors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 08:15:51 2014 No.7990400 >>7985846 >y'all So, how's that pig intestine, ground meat, and rice aka boudin? Coullion.

Anonymous Fri Dec 12 09:30:23 2014 No.7990441

>>7986333
>parents ruining shit in the wash
Story of my life. My mother used to get super offended when I would handwash things myself because "It's a waste of water! There's nothing wrong with washing it in the washing machine with the rest of our clothes!" but nearly every time I let her wash one of my favorite items she ruined it. She washed a light pink cotton blouse with a black woolen skirt and turned it a muddy dark grey. She hung a cardigan up to dry in such a way that the material around the shoulders warped beyond recognition. She washed a delicate chiffon blouse of mine with a brooch of hers that got undone and ripped my blouse to shreds. She also often washed my clothes with my father's extremely stinky athletic clothes so they'd come back stinking worse than they went in.
And every time I pointed this out to her she'd just go oops! Sorry! It wasn't on purpose so it's not my fault! and waved it off. One time she blamed me for having "difficult" clothing.

Ever since I moved out and started washing my own clothes I have not had a single problem, even with the "difficult" pieces.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 09:35:13 2014 No.7990447 >>7990441 I am so happy that I could tell my mother that washing clothes is my job so know it better... but I know that problem from before... parents always thought they know it better.... dahhh noo

Anonymous Fri Dec 12 09:35:36 2014 No.7990448

>>7990441
I've just started buying expensive lolita, it won't come for another month or so but I've already given my mother the lecture on washing several times over... Thankfully, I think she understands after she ruined a pair of my black milk leggings by putting them in the machine even though it was on 'gentle hand wash mode'... the print muddied up and was ruined beyond belief. I also made her buy me a new pair.

When I brought up my dresses and no hand washing, I pointed out that they cost a lot more than $70 and I think she is very aware I'm serious.

Anonymous Fri Dec 12 09:46:20 2014 No.7990464

>>7990447
My mother has this weird complex about feeling "useful" at home and since washing clothes is apparently a Mom Thing she insist on being the one to do it even when she has no idea what she's doing. It also means she can't take any sort of criticism at all because that supposedly means she's failed at being a mother and that everyone hates her now. She's not even a full-time housewife! She has a job, too.
I think she would benefit greatly from therapy but try suggesting that to such a highly strung person without backlash.

>>7990448
Good thing your mom replaced your leggings! In my opinion that's the only good response to a situation like that but you know how parents can be...
I've tried giving my mom the lecture in a very gentle way but unfortunately she interprets it as a personal attack on her Momming Skills. I love my mom and she's a really great, loving person otherwise but holy shit was moving out a good decision for our relationship. And my wardrobe.

Anonymous Fri Dec 12 09:54:34 2014 No.7990473

>>7990464
My mother is very up and down... But she's semi well-off. Not rich, but she has disposable income. If she didn't offer to replace a $70 piece of clothing I'd have been really pissed off. She's getting a bit old (I was a late baby) so I can't be mad at her...
but honestly, you should just secretly wash your dresses in the sink and hang them up to dry yourself. If she asks if they're dirty just be like 'o mum i only wore it for one day! it's fine' and then go wash that bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 09:58:18 2014 No.7990476 >>7983022 Fucking this. I have IBS, I have had to drink that highly laxative shit they give you after an overdose, but still. Not even once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 12:56:16 2014 No.7990686 >>7983143 I can never tell when mine is about to start. Sometimes I get a day's notice because of cramps, but I've had periods 3 months overdue and periods 10 days early. I'm constantly paranoid of ruining my clothes. This is no way to live.

Anonymous Fri Dec 12 13:41:27 2014 No.7990727
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> social anxiety
> trying to overcome this by being more outgoing
> at a mall, decked out in full lolita
> little girl called me a princess, another mother and daughter ask for a picture
> feeling pretty good
> group of trendy stylish ladies walk within earshot
> take one look at me, one literally bends over laughing so hard
> panic, turn to run to the nearest bathroom to hide
> run straight into a sitting bench, topple over onto an old woman
> mortified
> never wear lolita in public again

Anonymous Fri Dec 12 13:59:13 2014 No.7990757

>wearing platforms for the first time
>going well, no problem walking in them
>feeling good
>in a very crowded space with some coworkers
>suddenly topple over
>managed to get back up within seconds but still have like five people around me asking me if I'm okay, including one coworker
>can't pretend it didn't happen
>embarrassed as hell
>never wear platforms again

Also
>out in the city with bf
>wearing lolita
>only getting compliments so far, feeling good
>get personal message that really upsets me
>cry
>move away from the crowd to attract less attention while boyfriend tries to console me and calm me down
>suddenly a nearby man jeers at me and yells something about it not being Halloween and me being a freak
>blood rushing in my ears and eyesight muddled from sobbing so I'm not entirely sure what's going on
>have to physically hold boyfriend back from doing whatever he wanted to do to the guy
>apparently someone else in the crowd says something to him and he speedwalks away
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg I guess, although I still feel like shit and everyone naturally gawks at the oddly dressed girl with the ugly puffy red sob face on the bus home

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 14:02:24 2014 No.7990765 >>7990727 Try and remember the good feelings of the nice mother and daughter, or wear it because you feel good. The laughing woman was just a salty bitch. You shouldn't let obnoxious people bring you down.

Anonymous Fri Dec 12 19:13:08 2014 No.7991182

>>7990727
I feel you Anon. I hate it when people do shit like that. Just keep in mind that you shouldn't care about the opinion of someone who is immature enough to act that way. Keep your head held high and walk on. Don't let a few assholes stop you from dressing the way you want.

Anonymous Fri Dec 12 19:53:34 2014 No.7991231

>several years ago
>friend tells me she's been invited to a lolita slumber party
>friend is not a lolita so she wants my help to make outfit
>friend is also nowhere near my size so she can't actually borrow any dresses
>show her some glbs, lend her some accessories
>she swears she has a suitable skirt and top at home
>a few days later she drops stuff off
>says she was only girl actually dressed up
>that seems weird
>she posts pics on MySpace (this was LONG ago)
>everyone at party is wearing roomwear, nighties, bloomers and camis
>all brand
>cept friend
>she has a goth hello kitty shirt from hot topic paired with a flared denim skirt
>an apron over top, a tutu underneath
>giant bow, catbell necklace
>scene kid makeup
>other girls in pics are commenting that maybe they can help her learn more since the friend who helped her (me) was maybe too much of a novice
>was terrified to try joining local comm for years because of that
>still no idea how friend got invited since she had no interest in lolita

kind of dumb but at the time it was devastating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 20:23:20 2014 No.7991270 >>7991182 >Don't let a few assholes stop you from dressing the way you want. Unless you want to cosplay outside your body type right? Don't do it lest /cgl/ be just as catty and salty as those ladies! /cgl/ is a kettle calling the pot black

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 21:43:55 2014 No.7991356 >>7990441 All clothing is difficult if you put black with pink. How is she not ruining her own clothes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 22:21:53 2014 No.7991407 >>7989675 Nope. It could be complications from ED recovery though...

Anonymous Fri Dec 12 22:30:12 2014 No.7991420

>>7990476
I have IBS and I go from being so constipated I hardly shit for a few days (like a few rabbit pellets here or there) and then suddenly the fucking flood gates open and my ass explodes.

I'm in the bathroom at work as we speak feeling like my asshole is trying to kill me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 12 22:45:55 2014 No.7991438 >>7988597 I can't remember the last time I had a period had to have been sometime this year. I'm so fucked.

Anonymous Sat Dec 13 08:59:49 2014 No.7991931

>>7990464
Everytime my mother comes to my appartment, she has to clean or wash something. Im not the most kempt person, but my place is clean most of the time. I think its that Mother Thing issue. She just can't relax. I don't think it set in that I'm in my mid twenties and responsible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 09:27:41 2014 No.7991956 >>7991420 Have you tried a fibre supplement? I have a similar problem but daily doses of metamucil have helped a LOT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 10:30:31 2014 No.7992017 >>7982947 I'm a man and I have to say I have had some truly shameful experiences with poo. Alcohol for some reason gives me problems on top of less control. All I can be thankful for these days is a strong core and kegel exercises.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 11:02:08 2014 No.7992052 >>7991420 >>7991956 Metamucil represent. It's great. Definitely try it, anon.

Anonymous Sat Dec 13 12:10:10 2014 No.7992110

>>7991420
Hey, I've actually suffered from IBS-C for years as I didn't realize it wasn't normal to go to the bathroom only once or twice a week. Take a soluble fiber supplement (Heather's Tummy Fiber is the best for IBS) and don't eat foods with insoluble fiber in them.

Mine rarely acts up anymore (but then again, I decided to go vegan and avoid caffeine and other triggers after diagnosis). Totally worth it though.

Anonymous Sat Dec 13 12:30:02 2014 No.7992117

>>7990464
>>7991931
My mom has never been like this, but my grandma was. She lived in the south her whole life and went to some school to train her to be a good housewife, so whenever she came to visit she would deep clean the house, mend any torn clothing when I was a kid, etc
It got to the point where the entire family had to scrub the house before she visited so she would spend time with us instead of cleaning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 12:31:03 2014 No.7992119 >>7991270 cosplay is about looking as close to the character as possible. lolita is clothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 12:32:12 2014 No.7992122 >>7990727 noo anon wear lolita! those people aren't worth your time. You'll never see them again, and if someone is that much of an asshole, do you really want to impress them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 12:33:13 2014 No.7992123 >>7990757 I'm so sorry that happened to you anon. what a dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 12:33:17 2014 No.7992124 >>7992110 I eat ice cream and coffee. The shits come in like rain in England.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 14:47:44 2014 No.7992246 >>7992124 Coffee does horrible things to my bowels, yet I keep on drinking it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 14:56:21 2014 No.7992256 File: 69 KB, 620x404, drinking-coffee-monster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7992246 >mfw I'm drinking some right now so I can shit later

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 15:00:21 2014 No.7992260 >>7991231 Oh god anon, I'm sorry about that. I guess all you can do at the end of the day is join that comm and show up as well dressed as you can

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 15:03:38 2014 No.7992265 >>7992256 >mfw coffee ice cream in the freezer for a lil of dat extra strength chunky diarrhoea tomorrow morning I play with the big boys

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 15:05:25 2014 No.7992268 >>7986649 Just make sure you have straps holding it down tightly, locks are shit, especially when they're bumping around on top of a car

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 15:06:52 2014 No.7992269 >>7992265 Ice cream hasn't been in the budget lately. But now that you've mentioned coffee ice cream? It will beeee

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 13 15:07:28 2014 No.7992272 >>7986320 I'm not sure if you're aware, but the human body is capable of turning it's head left or right, away from your body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 14 08:24:59 2014 No.7993439 File: 493 KB, 250x186, 1362864475080.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7992265

Anonymous Mon Dec 15 06:12:18 2014 No.7995047

>>7992256
I can feel and hear it forcefully making its way through my body. Dat gurgle.

related
>visit grandma
>drink coffee with her, she asks if I want more milk
>say and think "naaah I'm fine"
>regret
>the monster rises inside
>don't want to stink up her house so I say my goodbyes and head home
>sweatin on the subway ride
>make it home while my stomach makes the most awful noises
>not taking any risk and get rid of dress and socks
>get on shitter
>unleash ass

Anonymous Mon Dec 15 06:56:02 2014 No.7995068

The best thing about being trans and finally getting on hormones is that i went from >>7983596 to nothing at all.

Didnt save me from many near bloodbath moments in my youth though. my biggest problem is IBS caused by having my galbladder removed when i was 18. i've never shit myself yet, but i've come close.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 07:09:04 2014 No.7995077 >>7995068 I got my gallbladder taken out and I've shit myself a few times. It's not pleasant, and I'm so angry that ever since I've gotten it out my stomach problems increased when they were supposed to decrease.

Anonymous Mon Dec 15 07:16:50 2014 No.7995083

>>7995077
Its a blessing and a curse.
i eat, and its diarrhea in like 10 minutes, but i had gallstones so bad that it would cripple me. The only thing that would help was taking a hot bath and those could take hours. (when i went to the hospital about the pain, i was admitted that day and the offending organ was out 2 days later)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 07:21:20 2014 No.7995084 >>7995083 Yeah, I had gallstones really bad too. I was in finals when I had the gallstone attack too. It wasn't pleasant and I am glad they're gone, but at the same time I'm still getting used to my new diet because of it.

Anonymous Mon Dec 15 07:26:39 2014 No.7995089

>>7995084
Ouch, finals plus gallstones? my condolences.
My timing wasnt as bad, but still pretty shit. i worked at our local library and my final straw attack was just after inventory and we had WAY too many books to re-shelve and i was the only page in town at the time. (whoever decided that a no limit on book sign outs pre-inventory can go eat tapeworms)

also, drunks for some reason LOVE to grab at lolita dresses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 09:42:48 2014 No.7995199 for the girls who are having problems with constipation, IBS etc, I STRONGLY recommend psyllium husk, that stuff is a miracle. You down it with a ton of water and it's revolting but it really turned stuff around for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 09:56:54 2014 No.7995215 >>7995199 if you only make it with a little water, it turns into a jelly-like consistency you can eat with a spoon. i hate strange textured drinks, but this way i can force it down much faster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 10:00:14 2014 No.7995218 >>7995215 You have to make sure to get plenty of fluids though, because if you don't the psyllium will become too solid and that can cause problems by itself

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 10:05:16 2014 No.7995224 >>7995218 well yeah, but eating the gel and following it up with plain water is way better than drinking a gritty goopy glass of ew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 15 10:17:24 2014 No.7995233 >>7995199 can you add that stuff to something like your morning porridge, or do you need to take it with lots of water?

Anonymous Mon Dec 15 10:32:18 2014 No.7995249

>>7995199
Psyllium fibers are great. They're available in a ton of variants, and it can take one or two tries to find one that works for you. I normally take metamucil (but that has artificial sweetener in it for some idiotic reason, so some people won't be able to stand it). When my pharmacy couldn't get it for a while I tried out two different variants, one of which had me doubled up in pain after two days. The other one worked fine but was kinda gross. Anyway, yeah. Psyllium fibers are great. If you're diagnosed with IBS you might even be able to get them covered through your insurance.

>>7995233
You can take it however you like, but you do need to make sure to drink enough with or right after it. Otherwise it can form clumps in your intestines which will only make your troubles far worse. Officially, you're supposed to take it with a glass of water, and then drink another glass of water right after it.

Anonymous Tue Dec 16 03:53:24 2014 No.7996888

>get invited to a rave by former boyfriend
>go in lolita because i mean i'm cute
>DUN DUN DUN DANCE DANCE GOODTIME
>extremely intoxicated boyfriend comes up to me later that night and makes out with me
>suddenly taste nothing but molly
>fuck molly tastes really gross
>barely makes it to toilet in time to projectile vomit getting some on my dress
>at least it was bodyline

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 16 04:26:33 2014 No.7996914 >>7990448 If you badger your poor mother to that extent about how she washes your clothes, you should do it yourself. How old are you anyway that your mother has to do all of your washing? Sheesh.

Anonymous Tue Dec 16 04:49:18 2014 No.7996934

I have a lapband. This was relatively soon after getting it, though.
>sushi shop outside hotel
>pick up some
>go to train
>realise that the seaweed is not going down
>oh fuck oh fuck
>stand on the train with puffy cheeks for almost twenty minutes because there aren't toilets and I couldn't swallow
>train stops, haul ass to toilet, puke everywhere

Never touched sushi since.

Anonymous Tue Dec 16 05:00:01 2014 No.7996943

>be in highschool
>decide to get some take away sushi for lunch
> after lunch science class gets surprise dissection assignment
>smell of formaldahyde makes me ill
>smell and bad sushi tag team me
>shit myself and also throw up as im running to the bathroom
>muh burando

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 16 05:14:41 2014 No.7996959 >>7988963 I came in from /k/. I gotta say, didn't know about this board until now, seems neat, but boy is this thread kinda weird.... also >tfw no cute Lolita gf I didn't know this feel until now

Anonymous Tue Dec 16 06:20:32 2014 No.7996983

>gain a lot of weight over a few months
>first dress doesn't fit anymore
>decide to put it in a carton together with my cosplay fabric until I lost weight
>occasionally see little moths on the wall but don'tthink anything of it
>fast forward almost one year
>we moved to a new apartment
>still see moths now and then
>lost weight again
>decide to try on my first dress
>open the carton
>get greeted by cloth moth larvae and fucking spiderweb-like eggs all over my fabric
>get overwhelmed by disgust and panic
>check everything
>holes,holes everywhere
>no amount of momoko embroidery could have saved my first dress

The sound of my breaking heart could be heard in a one mile radius.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 16 06:24:31 2014 No.7996984 >>7996983 My heat is breaking for you. Thats fucking awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 16 11:29:28 2014 No.7997237 >>7996888 >wearing lolita to a rave The fuck is wrong with you

Anonymous Tue Dec 16 11:48:06 2014 No.7997256

I have to explain the backstory so you can understand this: I have been a lolita for quite a long while, and I got my now ex (let's call him Usui) interested in dandy. He joined the forum I was in, an automatically all lolitas became interested in him (despite most lolitas being about 25+ and he being 14). He started to enjoy the fame a little too much and had an affair with other lolita which they weren't subtle about. They even had roleplay sex in the chat of the forum everybody could see. It was embarrasing as fuck and it really hurt me, I was so embarrased and hurt that I left the forum and became a lone lolita. Now the story:
>Fastforward to this month. Mind it has been almost 6 years since this story happened.
>With hopes of buying my dream dress, get back into the forum.
>TADA! A fellow loli is selling dream dress, so I email her about buying.
>She emails back "I'm really suspicious about you, you just joined the forum... Do you have a feedback or anything?"
>Um why yes I do, I used to be here years ago, my nick was "mynick", so please search for it
>"OH! I REMEMBER YOU! You are Usuis doxy!"
And from that day I decided not to try and make friends with other lolis.

Anonymous Tue Dec 16 11:55:29 2014 No.7997265

>>7990448
You sound like a spoilt brat.
> mum does your washing
> have a cry because she ruined a pair of leggings.
>make her pay for a new pair

How about if something needs special attention, you wash it yourself? Instead of complaining that your mother ruined your clothing while doing you a favor.
If you don't like the way she washes things, get off your lazy ass and do it yourself instead of being so obnoxious and 'lecturing' her. Punk bitch.

Anonymous Tue Dec 16 12:13:07 2014 No.7997279

>>7997265
Not that anon, but some mothers just like to do the washing. Also, when washing is done at my home (my mother is physically disabled, I'll probably be with her until i'm old) it's often done in big lots, and sometimes the expensive dry-clean or hand-wash only stuff gets mixed up. Thankfully, my lolita dresses are stand-out enough that that hasn't ever happened. But I don't know if it's an independence thing for my mother or if it's just a motherly thing. My Grandma was the same.

Anonymous Tue Dec 16 12:21:04 2014 No.7997288

>>7997265
Whoa anon, calm the fuck down. Anon clearly stated that she was going to do it herself but let her mom do the washing because she promised she'd be careful. Plus, lots of moms have a thing for sticking everything in the washing machine instead of, you know, watching what they are actually washing. I don't buy wool sweaters anymore because my mom throws all my clothing in the washer as soon as she sees it without me asking and then has the nerve to blame me when I tell her not to do that all the fucking time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 16 12:31:19 2014 No.7997301 >>7997288 This sounds like my mother >and lotta socks ruined

Anonymous Tue Dec 16 12:33:45 2014 No.7997304

>>7997256
>And from that day I decided not to try and make friends with other lolis.
Yeah, because every single Lolita is a horrible human being that will cheat on you with your bf, will constantly bring up embarrassing details about your past, spit on your dresses and just be a terrible person in any way they can be.

Sorry Anon, but with this attitude I wouldn't want to be your friend either, no matter how shitty this whole incident was.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 16 14:55:57 2014 No.7997471 >>7997304 But anon, judging by this board, all lolitas are bitches. Worst board on 4chan for sure

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 16 14:59:05 2014 No.7997478 >>7997471 Can't tell if irony, bait or some of these shitty people from other boards that constantly derail threads these days.

Anonymous Tue Dec 16 15:29:15 2014 No.7997510

>>7997304
Eum, yes, it's kind of rude what I said, but I think i's normal wanting to retire from loli social life..? I don't know, these lolis ignored me until my bf appeared, and then jumped to his dick despite the fact they were two times as old as him (and e as like very underage)...? And also the fact that they remember me after 6 years for that incident and they remember me not as "the gf" but as "the doxy"...? And also since I'M TRYING TO FUCKING BUY A DRESS FROM YOU TREAT ME WITH SOME RESPECT and don't say that kind of things to me...?
I don't know, I think it's pretty normal that I'm mad

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 16 15:37:32 2014 No.7997532 >>7997510 >...? >...? >...? Please stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 16 15:39:19 2014 No.7997537 >>7997510 >looks up doxy What the hell, that's rude as shit! If anybody's a "doxy" it's the chick that he had an affair with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 16 15:45:58 2014 No.7997549 >>7997510 Are you very underage... ? Holy shit go away. You should leave the lolita comm and /cgl/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 16 20:55:16 2014 No.7998092 >>7997510 This is not a lolita problem, this is a big fat YOU problem. Don't throw your stank our way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 16 23:10:12 2014 No.7998361 >>7997237 Chillax, they said it was Bodyline. I wear that shit to concerts and shows because I know I'm going to sweat/spill things on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 17 00:51:43 2014 No.7998515 >>7983384 thank GOD he didn't cut off a piece of your dress to adorn it with though, right?

Anonymous Wed Dec 17 09:58:59 2014 No.7999075

I've got one.
>big meet at a fancy tea place
>stomach trouble lately
>most of day goes off without a hitch
>start dropping ass hardcore
>run to the bathroom
>spend 1.5 hours imitating a play-doh fun factory

Thank fuck it was before i moved, so i dont have to live with the embarassment of the local group. tho my milky planet still smells kinda funky. (probs just in my head)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 17 16:21:46 2014 No.7999622 >>7999075 Try sticking it in a box with some baking soda

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 07:55:21 2014 No.8002779 But lolitas ar lovelies :'c

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 09:13:52 2014 No.8002822 >>7996959 I came from /jp/ I'm out.

Anonymous Fri Dec 19 10:15:43 2014 No.8002879

>>7984356
You know you can't catch the period off of other girls on their periods, right?

Think about it, if all women's periods synced up with each other when they were in close proximity, all-girl schools would be like the zoo one week of every month.

Anonymous Fri Dec 19 10:18:26 2014 No.8002883

>>7985424
I know it's embarrassing, but you should talk to your Dad about it, or your Mum if you'd be more comfortable. Endometriosis is a really serious illness. Tell them if you have it, and it goes untreated, they can kiss their unborn grandchildren goodbye. That should give them a kick in the pants.

Anonymous Fri Dec 19 10:18:48 2014 No.8002884

>>8002879
Actually, biology works that way in groups of females. It's called the "convent phenomen". In a large group of females (mammals) that live together for a long time, their cycles will sync. This is especially useful for great herds of sheep or cows, where you can inseminate most of them at the same time.

/vet

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 10:19:06 2014 No.8002885 >>8002879 Most of my friend group in high school did sync up, actually. Not all women go nuts when they're on their period. For a lot of us you can't even tell.

Anonymous Fri Dec 19 10:26:24 2014 No.8002891

>>8002884
>>8002885
In a regular school environment it won't happen. My husband was an army medic and apparently female soldiers in barracks that spend all their time together did sync up quite often. I don't think I ever did though, even with a close roommate in boarding school.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 10:32:25 2014 No.8002894 >>8002879 Females that live together sync. Also if you have female mammal pets you can sync with them also. (Mfw I am in sync with my mother, my three sisters, my cat and my chinchilla. Every once a month the house is a mess)

Anonymous Fri Dec 19 10:43:48 2014 No.8002906

>>8002894
>>8002884

I think this one's more a "most girls do this" rather than a blanket statement, as myself and >>8002891 don't seem capable of syncing up. I lived three years with two other girls, we were close enough to have dinner together almost every night and yet none of us ever synced up except by accident (the following month we would all be bleeding at different times again).

I did have a sleepover with three girls while I was on the rag, and two of them got their periods early, apparently they were syncing up with me. Myself and the third girl were totally unaffected by this, or by each other, I've slept over at her house when she was on the rag, too, and still no syncing. If it weren't for those two girls, I'd be inclined to think periods syncing is an urban legend.

Anonymous Fri Dec 19 13:19:16 2014 No.8003105

>>8002891
I think tbh most instances of 'syncing' are just weird coincidence. It's never happened to me, as far as I know. If you think that almost every woman everywhere in the world has a 1 in 4 chance of being on their period in the same week you are, it's no wonder that syncing seems to happen sometimes.

It's not like you actually skip a period, or delay one because your uterus magically senses other girls' cycles and attunes itself to them. That just makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 13:20:17 2014 No.8003106 >>8002894 Not to doubt your medical training, but those are animals. I've never seen a legitimate example of this happening in humans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 13:26:28 2014 No.8003113 >>7996983 What the hell that sounds disgusting and so terrifying. I'm so so sorry that happened to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 14:32:06 2014 No.8003186 >>8003106 Different anon, but humans are animals, too...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 16:06:54 2014 No.8003349 >>8002884 As far as I know, the most up to date scientific studies have found no evidence for menstrual synchrony. I'm inclined to believe those rather than a bunch of anecdotal stuff.

Anonymous Fri Dec 19 20:04:47 2014 No.8003752

Here is a story about why I don't like Lolita anymore. My own personal horror.

>Lolita friend hosts lolita meetup tea party at con
>It was free, she paid for all the tea and snacks herself
>She convinced me and like 9 other friends to dress as butlers to be the servers.
>Tea comes out
>Each tea cup comes with a mini tea cup full of sweet milk for them to pour into their tea to make it into sweet milk tea if they want
>"THAT'S TOO MUCH MILK"
>"Okay... don't pour all of it in"
>"I don't want that much milk!"

Literally on cue EVERYONE starts complaining about EVERYTHING at the meetup.

My friend ended up running out of the room crying. I had to take over. I kicked everyone out immediately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 20:08:41 2014 No.8003761 >>7983384 That's a fucking nightmare Omg Scariest shit I've read

Anonymous Fri Dec 19 20:18:29 2014 No.8003776

>>8003752
Who the hell complains about free tea served by butlers? And tea is always served with cream/milk that you're meant to pour in yourself to your taste. I feel like we're missing something here, was your friend reviled in the community or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 20:34:52 2014 No.8003797 >>8003776 She was BRAND new to the community at the time. She was trying to make a good impression coming into it. However, she was 17 at the time, and (most of) the entire community was college-aged.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 20:44:42 2014 No.8003807 >>8003797 That's even more bizarre. If you're seriously not leaving out any important details, like your friend was super obnoxious or something, then your community was fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 20:52:14 2014 No.8003825 >>8003797 >>8003807 Yeah, jesus christ. Is there any more background information on that? I just can't believe that as is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 20:54:53 2014 No.8003828 >>8003807 >>8003825 Okay fine. She likes to hear herself talk, and is a little egotistical, but who isn't. But she is really sweet. (Hoping she isn't on tonight)

Anonymous Fri Dec 19 21:05:20 2014 No.8003846

>>8003828
Did she maybe say anything that ticked everyone off on accident? I'm not saying she would have deserved it by any means or anything, but I'm just trying to wrap my head around it.

Maybe it was because it was a con? So you got the obnoxious crowd? Idk, it sounds so shitty. Did no one listen when they were just told to... Not put all of the fucking milk in it?

I just imagine a room of dumbasses uncontrollably dumping milk in their tea like "I DONT WANT THAT MUCH MILK" "MAKE IT STOP" "TOO MUCH MILK" "WHY DID YOU GIVE US THAT MUCH MILK"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 21:09:41 2014 No.8003852 >>8003846 >I just imagine a room of dumbasses uncontrollably dumping milk in their tea like "I DONT WANT THAT MUCH MILK" "MAKE IT STOP" "TOO MUCH MILK" "WHY DID YOU GIVE US THAT MUCH MILK" my sides

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 21:56:21 2014 No.8003900 >>8003846 I kind of thought the butlers were pouring the milk which would make sense why they were saying it was too much or whatever

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 19 22:21:53 2014 No.8003932 >>8003900 >>8003900 bruh reading comprehension >Each tea cup comes with a mini tea cup full of sweet milk for them to pour into their tea to make it into sweet milk tea if they want so nah. i mean, that would make sense, but it says the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 20 00:19:10 2014 No.8004088 >>7988963 >>7996959 >>8002822 honestly if this thread freaks you out, you've never had a girlfriend, or a relationship where your gf is comfortable around you. >virgins

Anonymous Sat Dec 20 00:39:43 2014 No.8004121

>been in local comm for about a year now
>already know they can be a rowdy bunch
>they're never usually OTT though and never usually embarrass anybody
>new girl joins
>she seems really sweet
>walking from our meet up point to our destination
>typical teens snicker at us
>new girl pipes up
>"IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM, COME SAY IT TO OUR FACES YOU UGLY BITCH."
>all the other girls join in
>dying from embarrassment
>me and friend end up leaving

Never been to a meet with them since.

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