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A thread to share all the ridiculous, ugly, or mangled shit that people are trying to sell/resell to cosplayers, lolitas, and LARPers. Basically like Regretsy but can be from anywhere.Pic related.
>>7961448Didn't someone determine that this is a bag you can get from Taobao for like $15?>Fucking jackass scalper, damn
>>7961454I have that exact knockoff bag from taobao, but hers appears to have a tag inside where mind does not. It'd be a simple question to ask if she has clearer pictures of the tag?
This is extremely gross.
>>7961837Dropped pic.
>>7961840Oh wow, the gift that keeps on giving. Commencing dump.FIrst, these shoes worn. You'd think it would look better in good lighting, but nope.
>>7961840w-why is this a thing oh god
>>7961842More shoes with that weird uneven caking/icing shit.
>>7961842The icing job on those is just terrible.
>>7961844 apparently sold already.
>>7961848
>>7961850Chocolates in a crown is so kawaii.
>>7961851
>>7961851Jesus christ, do you have a link for this? I have this crown headband (without the chocolate). It's from the kid's section at H&M, it cost £2.50.
>>7961857I found it on fb in the lolita sales in English. I pretty much posted everything in her album so far but sure, here's the link for the shits and giggles.From her other albums, she looks like a decent lolita too, which is a shame.b o o k f a c e .com/media/set/?set=a.940400755975482.1073741837.505768592772036&type=3
>>7961840>>7961842>>7961844>>7961848>>7961850I love the idea but I don't think it's appropriate for lolita...and needs improvement. There's a shop in Orlando that actually does this pretty well. shoebakery, they have a cake and ice cream collection.I'd love to see this done for lolita-appropriate shoes like mary janes or teaparties. It could be super cute.
>>7961861>>7961851I am so angry right now. She hasn't put the prices on so I can't decide quite how angry, but I still want to call her the fuck out for this.
>>7961840€100 ladies. Just let that sink in for a moment. http://www.ebay.de/itm/281512501309
>>7963383That shitty obvious construction grade silicone is going to come off when you wear them after the first few times. It will also get horribly dirty immediately. Pisses me off.
>>7961840While an idea with promise that is not a great execution. I looked up shoebakery anon above mentioned and theirs work way better
>>7963395>dat uneven disgusting looking icing shitThey still look pretty bad. Fuck, do none of these people know how icing works?
>>7961854is that puffy paint
>>7963395tbh I think it looks just as bad and even more gaudy on those huge high heels (sp? I'm not too familiar with shoe types)
>>7963395The waffle and chocolate parts look ok but that white shit is too textured.
>>7961448
>>7963421
>>7963421kek I saw this earlier, they sell that fabric at fabric land for like £2 a metre or something (source: I work with children)
What kills me is how she heavily edits her products.
>>7963454what even IS that
>>7963454That's the ugliest fucking thing I've ever saw JFC
these threads always make me feel so much better about my own works. i need to get off my ass and make stuff now.
>>7963463>>7963477Excuse me but this is a real piece of art.
>>7961840>>7961842>>7961844>>7961848what puzzles me the most are the strawberries. they do look exactly like real ones, but the too old, borderline rotten kind that you're just not entirely sure you want to eat. i can't quite tell if it's because of the light, photo quality or anything else, but they look disgusting...
>>7963487They're probabl just the cheapest fake plastic ones. I totally agree with you.
>>7963395that's weird, on the site they look a lot better. maybe this was the prototype?
>>7963508I looked at the rest of their site too, they don't look good. The pic you posted is shopp'd to hell and back.
>>7963395those have no brand name on>>7963508these have a brand name onare these the same company? unless as >>7963511 pointed out there's a massive shoop going on
>>7963511i don't know, the worn pics look pretty much the same and they don't look overly edited
like this
>>7963508this is shoe bakery, the actually good companysee>>7961862>>7963395
>>7963523yeah, but >>7963395 are supposed to be from the same company, and they look like shit. read the fucking thread.
You can get it only for 500$ !!!!!http://www.lacemarket.us/takuya-angel-maki-skirt/
>>7963546uh. i'm more bothered by that thing in the bottom right corner. the fuck is that?
>>7963546For one moment I thought that hair was draw in paint
I cannot even begin to describe the things that are wrong with this item.
>>7963573>$30.00Holy fucking shit
>Take generic coffin shape>Glue a cameo on it>Glue a bajillion fucking gems onto it>Charge 60 dollars for itThere is a whole etsy shop full of this shit.
>>7961850perfect for elsa lol xD
>>7963421>bussle
>>7963546Rinrin why ;_;
>>7963608>"lol xD"r u 5?
>>7963480Same! I'm always doubting myself, but hell, if a chick with messily applied frosting can sell her stuff for 100 euro, then I should be able to sell too.
>>7963633Perfect for my future Holy Lantern OP coord.I'll just pin these into my eyeballs so I can never gaze at them again.
>>7963634I choked on my fucking drink jfc
>>7963421>I never wear it!Gee, I wonder why.
>>7963617Are you retarded? I'm not even that poster but it was obviously a joke
>>7963546Yeah, Takuya Angel is tacky AF.I remember when he came to Anime North to perform, and then after people I know would talk about how OMG AWESOME his brand is.I went on the website, and it's all just awful, overpriced, outdated, tacky shit.
>>7963425thatd be super cute for normal outfits
>>7963634It honestly wouldn't be too bad if she didn't glue fucking eyes onto it.
>>7963593Scene kid shit.No self respecting goth would bother with this. It's so tacky I can't even....and that "Day of the Dead" thing is so off I actually feel offended.
>>7963454Is that supposed to be worn as a crown?This needs an exorcism.
>>7963573Materials: fabric glue...How bad is she? Well she can't even sew her products..
>>7964043There was day of the dead in that? *goes back and reads description again*... Waaaht?
4 euros on the fairy kei sales group guys.
>>7964067It's a one of a kind pagan crown. You should have seen it in person. Have some unique pill popper head bands.
No one wants to buy your tacky ass $100+ headdress bitch, even if it is moitie.Stfu
$80+$20 shipping for an ugly Forever 21 fake fur coat? Really lacemarket?
>>7963425>New with tag>tag not attached ...
>>7963593$60 for fake sequins and rhinestones
Being sold under the LARP keyword
>>7964616>fake sequinsyou okay anon?
>>7964600Dear lord, I recognize that Moitie ita.
>>7964116Seriously right???
>>7964636Who doesn't at this point
>>7964646I thought she comes from some far past, not that she really is an active "lolita".
I'm getting sick of seeing these antler things.
>>7964655Those don't even look like antlers.
a Pikachu "lolita" costume on etsy
>>7964630I've seen worse
>>7964650no she is totally activeshes selling her divine cross jsk right now
>>7964717I so want that now.And I'm a girl.
>>7964717How about ye olde yarn bracers?
>>7964717ah yes, just like those roman gladiators
>>7964717perfect for thursgay and the gachimuchi men
>>7964774they SHOULD change the string to a color that doesn't look like something I WOULD THROW AWAY AS SOON AS i UNTIE IT. Sorry I dodn't ralaize that I had hit the CAPS Lock key and I am really lazy.
>>7964794Maybe it is just the lighting of the photo
>>79645032edgy4me
>>7964655The rest of the headband is cute as fuck, they need to loose the shitty 'antlers'.
>>7961840>>7961842>>7961844>>7961850>>7961854I honestly don't know how this girl does it so terribly. I made similar shoes with a tutorial on youtube for an outfit I was putting together (not lolita) and they don't look nearly as shitty. I know they aren't perfect because>first time>running on a deadline, didn't have time to fix errorsBut damn girls your shoes are ugly as hell
a classic
>>7963425>Fraiche LippeeThis is that brand Tenso's always pushing. Just goes to show that jfashion doesn't always = high quality.
>>7963528There's no brand on that pair of shoes, it looks like someone wanted their own Shoe Bakery shoes and just didn't want to pay, so they made it themselves.
>let him free
>>7964855>>7961840>>7961842>>7961844>>7961850>>7961854>"oh hey these look fairly ni... JAYSUS"
>>7964717
>>7963454wtf did she melt it or something?
>>7963617
>>7964717This is perfect for Van Darkholme cosplay
>>7963634THEY USED GLITTER GLUE TO PUT IT TOGETHER WHY.
>>7964802Aww yeah, bonnet covered in little unicorn shits.
>>7963634Kinda reminds me of the mooninites
$100 final reduction!!1 what a dealthe rest of the shit she writes is icing on the cake tbh
>looking for >>7964879 as potential gag gift>find this among my etsy travels>dear god why
>>7966309there are some construction issues (that lace hanging off on the bottom, and the very prominent/wrinkly topstitched hem, for starters), but it's a decently cute print/colour scheme
>>7966309I actually really want this since I love Halloween, but it's way too fucking expensive for what it is.
>>7967872some is a bit of an understatement anon, I don't think that thing could even hold a petti and the fabric looks like lining quality polyester...
>>7964802Is it molding? It looks like what happens when I forget food in the fridge for too long
>>7964802construction looks great but why the clouds?
>>7963593Her having that shittily spelled version of my name pisses me off more "Kelsea" no bitch, fuck your parents it's spelled "Kelsey".
>>7964618What a beautiful maxi pad. 10/10 would bleed all over.
>>7964781FUCK YOU
My favorite. Plus, of course, the shipping.
>>7968541Either way, your name sucks, dude. Sorry to break it to you. Enjoy evoking every throw away 12 year old non-main character white girl on 90s television every time someone meets you for the rest of your life.
>>7968561shit, i lost it.
Lint hair barrette
>>7968541Americans truly have the worst names.
>>7968561Of course it's Alyssiumbaby, I'd be ashamed to list a hanger for that much.
>>7968569Fuck off Gertrude
>>7968569No they were all named Katie or Allie. Gosh anon, get your shit together.
>>7968666Implying only Americans are named Kelsey.
>>7969277Non-americans named Kelsey are 10 times more embarassing
>>7968595This wig is terrible.
Found on lacemarketsrsly???This is even REMOTELY lolita????That girl is just retardhttp://www.lacemarket.us/jelly-shoes-green-glitter-sz-5-usa/>"Worn once, will arrive cleaned and ready to wear.!BUY IT NOW INCLUDES SHIPPING IN USA!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CaZZBAO_vk
>>7970516this will be perfect for my elsa coord!
>>7964717SAMURAI
>>7970516Going off of this, while I absolutely agree that the pump styles of Melissa shoes like the VW 3 straps+Skyscrapers, and their Incense line are very loliable... those Lady Dragon peeptoe slingbacks lingozero keeps relisting are not loliable. Otome I suppose, but not lolita. They really shouldn't be allowed and they make more of a gateway for shitty kids jellies like the quoted.
when i saw the image she adde i keked .so disgusting.
>>7970577>this will be perfect for my else coord!topkek
Fairy kei sales group is a goldmine.
>>7969094>fukkin rekd
>>7970613Garnet is shocked and dismayed.
>>7971188I wish the original artist she's ripping off would make her work more available. Unless you go to a con in Italy I don't think it's possible
>>7971188I don't really get the choices in their hair colors, but I think they're pretty cute. Probably not cute enough to justify whatever large amount I'm assuming she's charging for them, but as little homemade trinket gifts for friends, they're not terrible.
>>7971239Woah there's a source? I'd love pics of this done right.
>>7968666>okay Abigail
>>7971550She was talking to you, LaFawnda
>>7971188they would be cute fridge magnets.
I can't see myself paying $60 for a wig that I can get cheaper.
>>7976897>binder clip
>>7963454A Pickle Surprise crown!
>>7963454Great, been looking for a headpiece for this
>>7964606That coat retailed for around $20-$25. It's not great for lolita but might be best suited for mori/cpk. It's poorly shaped too.
>>7964116Nice rp session.>>>/out/
>>7964769>ima grill ;^DFuck off. You don't need to say that ever, especially on this board. You're on cgl, everyone already assumes you're a female.
>>7968541It's a white trash name no matter how you spell it.
>>7970613>this needs to goI agree.
>>7964606I noticed that too, I remember seeing it in store for about 30-40$
>>7963638
>>7963633I hate when people make bad things with my favorite color schemes. I should really learn to chill before I have a stroke over these stupid things.
>>7961448I.....kinda really like that, I don't think its really ugly and would be cute in like a whoville type costume?
>going to start ruining my wigs like this
>>7982650dreaded indeed
>>7963511I actually own a pair but with pink frosting, They look like they do in the picture, i think the ones posted previously were someone trying to emulate the brand.
>>7961448i dont see what's wrong with the op's photo. It's clearly for a christmas themed coord and holidy coords are always redic. everyone should remember all the stupid witches hat coords on halloween. this is less trashy than that.
it's an herb grinder...
>>7985275>an herban hero
>>7982972What's wrong with it is that it's ugly and used but they're trying to sell it anyway. I've seen somewhat tacky OTT holiday headpieces that can work, and this isn't one of them. It would be more acceptable if it was just a handmade piece for themselves but trying to sell a twice used ugly handmade head piece for $12? Nah.
>>7985284>2015>still using an hero
>>7985332>Year of our Lord 2014+1>Using "an herb"stop butchering the English language
>>7985332>the year that is slightly wrong >still doing thing i don't like peopl e doing
>>7964717 Now that's my kind of role-playing!
>>7970613She's been wanting to sell that horrid thing for years. I'm surprised she doesn't bitch more on fb about it. She bitches about almost everything else.
>>7968367I think the bodice+sleeves are pretty cute.
>>7964678What's up with that face/ bloomers peek combo? It's like she's really frustrated because you'd been asking to look at her bloomers for a hundred years now and she finally gave in just to get it over with and pulled her skirt up real quick. You can almost see the annoyed anger behind her expression. Was she trying to be sexy?
>>7964636Ugh, tadaima.
>>7964717Is this a Thunderdome LARP maybe?
>>7985448I hope her and her boyfriend dont have offspring.this dress has been on the group for more than a year now.
>>7964503I actually really like these
>>7964856Hail sithrak !
>>7968561I didn't even need to look at the username.
>>7968546thanks for making my day
>>7963400this is how my cakes look every time i ice them. i never expected cgl to make me self conscious about my cakes.
>>7965323Fuck I'm crying
>>7985339Not the person you are replying to but, "An herb" is correct if you are not pronouncing the H sound. If you are from over the pond and say herb like you would Herbie the car, then you would use "A herb". This is the actual grammatical rule. YOU stop butchering the english language.
>>7967865It looks like a vintage snow white charm to me, is it not?
>>7990595Are you trying to sell them? No? Then no one cares.
>>7985275kill it.
Where would you guys suggest going to buy good cosplay? I want to get Akise Aru's jacket from Future Diary but I don't know where to buy except eBay or Amazon. I want a really high quality jacket, like, something I could wear outside cons too. I just don't want a crappy knock-off.Where do you guys buy premades from?
This is $35.
>>7991386You're in the wrong thread.
>>7966309i am SO, FUCKING sick of this "final reduction!!!1!" horseshit on overpriced items.If you're still scalping a piece of shit/and or are a scalping piece of shit, knowing that I would be getting scalped slightly less than usual does -not- make me want to buy it you greedy ass lolitas
>>7991487i would buy it just to find the seller's address, drive there, and slap them.
>>7991487...is it supposed to be a dress???
>>7991487soooo, people are are selling walmart bags for 35 bucks now??
>>7964043Okay, to be fair, if that was like $10 I might buy it and wear it when I want to feel dressed up but have no ability to put forth effort. WTF is up with the insane overtagging- it can't actually be helpful to tag items with the wrong things so that people get it when they are searching for a completely different thing, right? Day of the dead my ass. I'm pretty sure the thing that most resembles is a Death Eater symbol from harry potter.
>>7964618I'm pretty sure that low effort bullshit like this from con vendors and shit is what killed the oldschool headdresses, and I looked really good in them.Fuck this bitch with knives.
>>7964774What are these camo for? I could sort of see them to keep you warm while doing.... elfy things that require manual dexterity, but dat color scheme. Also, a long time ago I saw some hand knit faux "knight costume" armwarmers and helmet that looked awesomely detailed and I can't find them anywhere.
>>7964655This is an entire shop full of weird cat ears and antlers. Is this a furry thing?
>>7982650WOOLIE
>>7991510Agreed. Western market is just terrible nowadays, to be honest. The only time I ever buy from the west anymore is rare wishlist items.
"mermaid lolita skirt"
>>7990607The roses look like they'll fall off any second
>>7971188This is actually pretty cute. I would buy it
>>7961448I actually like this and it would match a skirt I have, but would prefer it to be a bit more symmetrical. Depends how much they are asking for.
>>7968493I dunno trying to have some of that fuzzy star clip appeal?
>>7963454Abomination
>>7991297minus the vintage part. it's just some poorly printed knockoff
>>7971534I think anon is referring to danielapupajewels on fb
>>7961448Dont worry, it wouldn't make fat and ugly hoes like you, any prettier OP.
>>7963454I honestly kind of love this. I would maybe wear it to a rave or something.
>>7992173that statement doesnt make any sense. are you implying tacky/poorly constructed items would make a skinny and pretty hoe look pretty?
They are trying to sell this on a lolita sales group.I'm beyond horrified
>>7992706
>>7992664No, look at the comma placement. The Grinch is saying that "it" would not make the fat and ugly hoes like (as in appreciate, enjoy, feel fondness or affection toward) the any-prettier OP.
>>7992709looks like this think hasen't seen the sun since 1992
>>7992706You can always tell who is used to selling to normalfags that don't pay attention to quality in regards to construction, and just general taste. How much are they trying to sell it for?
>>7991386Generally official ones don't do any better anon, cospa stuff is what I'm thinking of (and I don't know if they made an official mirai Nikki stuff to begin with) but the quality is nice but colours/generally accuracy is worse than that of taobao
>>7992706Coming soon to a Goodwill near you!Seriously though, is that their mom's wedding gown or something?
>>7968546those flowers look kinda itchy tho...
This got posted in the Lolita Updates group. You can find these horns at any Halloween store. This birch painted them gold, glued some plastic pearls on them and is charging $70 for this
>>7996831Bitch* Fuck you too phone Here's another one to stay relevant, $80
>>7964600>open offert
>>7992706is that the dress from labyrinth post-wood chipper?!
>>7996831>>7996834They're cute, but not worth the price and I would rarely ever wear them.
>>7998632agreed. overpriced, but at least they're not ugly or poorly made
>>7998632>>7999211I realize I might be in the minority here but I think they look ugly because of the choice of color, the pearls and the glitter. It doesn't look like a divine flower crown but some shit old women put on their windowsill. I can feel the century old dust on it.
>>7999217>I can feel the century old dust on it.like they came straight from the forest; that's actually what I like about them. the "HELLO YES I AM FLOWERS YESSSS I AM VERY SWEET AND COLORFUL THANKS YES" crowns are nice and cute, but it's also nice to see a step away from that. it's just a different style that's interesting to see. I agree that they could definitely do without the pearls, though, or at least not winding around like that.
>>7992706>>7992709If it were super cheap I'd buy it for materials. The actual trims and lace look to be decent quality and I bet they'd cost an assload at a sewing shop. But trying to sell this Princess Di inspired 80s/90s abomination as a lolita dress is ridiculous.
>>7999602I think it'd look better without the pearls and if she actually shaded or airbrushed it into having details again instead of just a flat spray painted gold. Also the flowers are kinda cheap looking. I actually like the colors too (the faded Victorian grandma look is 100% me) but the actual flowers, they're kind of papery looking and some are frayed, coated in glitter glue, have nasty plastic centers, or obnoxious rhinestones stuck inside. Also I'm saying all this as someone whos been making flower crowns and silk arrangements and bouquets for weddings since before the whole flower crown fad started. Good flowers can be found at Michaels, you just have to know what to look for and how to enhance them (like taking out the fucking plastic centers on the tiny ones)
>>7996831Honestly I'd like the flower crown if those ugly horns weren't glued on
>>7999602Forests are pretty undusty. This looks more like fake flowers on an old doll. That's also a look one might like but I don't think this looks fresh from the forest.
>>7963546why rinrin...why...