Cringe Thread

[Anonymous No.7745174]

Weeaboos, itas, kawaii dolly desus, waifu/husbando freaks, neckbeards and all around general things that just make you cringe.

[Anonymous No.7745203]

[Anonymous No.7745569]

bump

[Anonymous No.7745572]

>>7745203
uhm what?

[Anonymous No.7745582]

>>7745572
From what I could tell..
He's been told he resembles Jack Black so he wants to cosplay from any role that Jack Black has ever done.

[Anonymous No.7745845]

Posted this in previous cringe thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmN1txjVBe0&list=UUsFys1ILf8D2g5qLV-uCP8A

[Anonymous No.7745906]

>>7745845
Her teeth offend me more than what she's saying....

[Anonymous No.7745909]

>>7745845
100% sure this girl was trolling. Her other video is way more hilarious. though. She claims that Gackt is her great-great-great vampire grandfather.

[Anonymous No.7745918]

>>7745174
>tfw female
>tfw like loli
>tfw shit like pic related

[Anonymous No.7745926]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8VijO_YbIM

[Anonymous No.7745927]

>>7745918
Yes, and...?

[Anonymous No.7745932]

>>7745918
You
are trash
But you already know that, don't you?

[Anonymous No.7745933]

>>7745926
Man, I couldn't help but smile when I watched this. I love cute little plain weeby girls like that, wtf is wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.7745937]

>>7745926
Oh my fucking god

[Anonymous No.7745940]

>>7745918
>tfw I know that feel

[Anonymous No.7745941]

>>7745918
>I'm a girl and I like loli guys! How cute and random, tehe!

We're all female here you disgusting attention whore.

[Anonymous No.7745948]

>>7745941
Oh my fucking god I love the shark-potato twins. They're cringe-inducing and lulzy in the best way.

[Anonymous No.7745956]

>>7745926
oh god.
OH GOD, I can't believe it.
I saw the title and I'm like, "I heard the title of this song somewhere" then bam

[Anonymous No.7745967]

>>7745918
>liking loli
>not superior shota
Is like you're not even trying

[Anonymous No.7745970]

>>7745967
Not OP, but I like both

As for cringe, I just stumbled upon this gem

[Anonymous No.7745974]

>>7745970
>that levi
ohgod

[Anonymous No.7745981]

>>7745967
I like both as well, they don't sell shota hug pillows though...

[Anonymous No.7745984]

>>7745941
>flatchest pride
>clearly visible breasts

dumb whore

[Anonymous No.7745988]

>>7745970
>>7745981
>>7745967
>implying inferior human beings with penis are ever any good

[Anonymous No.7745991]

>>7745988
I can't tell if serious, but at the very least your post made me cringe. Good job.

[Anonymous No.7745994]

>>7745926
I want to live where she lives, that forest, those bunnies I'd be jumping around liek that too

[Anonymous No.7746004]

>>7745991
Not serious, just looking for an excuse why loli is better. Couldn't find one except for "I like it better".

[Anonymous No.7746017]

>>7745988
Relax, there's room in my heart for all childlike depictions in anime~

[Anonymous No.7746028]

>>7745941
>we're trying to be eroge VAs
>but we're so totes totally pyuaa~
>but I like big boobs!
>look at my super flat chest guys, it's toooootally flat or something~~~~

I hate them.

Also, they sound like some shitty eroge plot.

[Anonymous No.7746037]

>>7745941
Is she implying you have to have big boobs to like big boobs?
How does that follow?

[Anonymous No.7746039]

>>7746028
who are they?

[Anonymous No.7746047]

>>7746039
Her and her sister are wannabe idols trying to 'make it big' as eroge voice actresses. Even though eroge VAs are bottom rung.

They also market themselves as pure girls who want to "share the beauty of eroge to the world, but they don't like perverted things!!" Trying to market themselves as being innocent while also trying to get involved in animu porn.

It's legit weeb retardation.

[Anonymous No.7746079]

I volunteered at Anime Overload and had the pleasure of meeting on of the worst JoJo cosplayers in my life.

[Anonymous No.7746081]

>>7746079
"one of the"

It's going to be a long night.

[Anonymous No.7746087]

>>7746079
Who is he even supposed to be???

[Anonymous No.7746106]

courtney love's weeaboo stage.

I liked princess ai
but thinking about it
>princess ai is her self insert character
>the video for princess ai
its cringy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmHlSR6w4xA

[Anonymous No.7746115]

>>7746079
That ain't a JoJo. That there is a mountain troll.

[Cry Moar No.7746150]

>>7745970
>Levi
Is that Miss Swan?

[Anonymous No.7746155]

>>7746079

[Anonymous No.7746156]

>>7746087
He told me he was "Jonathon Joesta, from the OVA episode."

He tried to do poses but as >>7746115 pointed out he looked like a bridge troll. He also kept ragging about how the con staff was rude because they didn't let him do certain things.

[Anonymous No.7746157]

>>7745933
Absolutely nothing wrong with you. I found her to be adorable and sweet. Plus, BUNNIES. TRAMPOLINE. NICE BACKYARD.

I want to jump with her.

[Anonymous No.7746163]

>>7746150
>Anime Overload

[Anonymous No.7746165]

>>7746163
Ugh

[Anonymous No.7746175]

>>7746079
He was in charge of that shitty JoJo panel.

[Anonymous No.7746179]

>>7746079
ARE THOSE YELLOW PANELS PAINTED ON

[Anonymous No.7746186]

>>7746179
Yes...yes they are.

[Anonymous No.7746214]

>>7746163
god is dead.
at least she realized her man-face wasn't flattering for sailor moon?

[Anonymous No.7746221]

>>7746175
>Zepplie

[Anonymous No.7746233]

>>7746079
Why is Anime Overload so shitty?

It just seems like the planning for it is an absolute mess.

[Anonymous No.7746246]

the cringe checklist

[Anonymous No.7746264]

>>7746233
It's a con where all the Texas poorfags attend. Most are people who have never been to a major con.

[Anonymous No.7746318]

>>7745926
without the horrible singing it would be totally cute

[Anonymous No.7746324]

>>7746246
I hate people who put "Yes" in front of things like it should shock and awe the reader.

Also
>not much to tell
>tells a lot
>I am so fucking weird
>but I am so fucking normal
>but i don't do normalfag shit, stupid sluts

[Anonymous No.7746546]

>>7746264
Is that what it is?

I was there and I noticed the people there just seem... off.

[Anonymous No.7746567]

>>7745948
>shark-potato
lost it

[Anonymous No.7746568]

>>7746546
Yeah, I've sold there as a vendor with a few friends and I can't tell you how many poorfags kept asking me to sell them Figma for ten dollars because they were broke.

[Anonymous No.7746582]

Today I talked with my new coworker for the first time.

She's definitely autistic, and has a learning disability, so talking to her is a chore.

>Hey anon, so what kind of music do you listen to?
>Mostly alt rock, and a lot of junk from anime (most of my workplace are weebs so this is normal)
>OMG I WATCH ANIME TOO!
>Oh, cool, what kind do you like to watch?
>Blood +, FMA, and InuYasha!!!
>ohnoherewego.jpg
>She procedes to tell me all about her favorite episodes of each
>She then tells me about a super great story she's writing
>And how she really wants Shonen Jump because it's got that anime with the kid with the stretchy arms in it (quote, she meant One Piece)
>I wish I could draw, anon, I'd make a really cool manga out of this story!
>MFW she's 20
>MFW she's a fucking hamplanet weeb
>Now she'll always try to talk to me about her shitty anime.

[Anonymous No.7746587]

>>7746106
wow I can't believe I didn't know about this

[Anonymous No.7746594]

>>7746246
>i WONT react
>i will get pissed

[Anonymous No.7746602]

>>7746246
this actually made me mad

[Anonymous No.7746606]

>>7746568
Huh.

Has anybody been to Realmscon?

It's not a shit fest like Anime Overload, is it?

[Anonymous No.7746609]

>>7746246
>been to Armageddon

Is she from NZ or Aussie?

[Anonymous No.7746614]

>At the Angry Video Game the Movie premier with my boyfriend.
>We began to chat with the girl sitting next to us
>Out of nowhere she goes, "Yes, I'm a girl, AND I'm a gamer!"
>Oh god, please kill me now.

The Q&A after was pretty embarrassing because the same question of, "What's it like now that you completed the film?" was asked FOUR times. Two of them were asked back to back.

[Anonymous No.7746616]

>>7746246
Bitch barely knows English, fuck if she knows "not alot" of Japanese.

[Anonymous No.7746618]

>>7746246
>Yes I love Japanese voice actors and can name at least 8-...10? maybe...

It gets me everytime

[Anonymous No.7746630]

>>7746587
it was extremely popular a while back.
like 5-6 years ago.
she based Ai's story on her own life story
Ai- Love
Princess Love

[Anonymous No.7746639]

>>7746606
Nah, it's actually pretty chill.

[Anonymous No.7746650]

>>7746246
No seriously. What does squize mean? I'm thinking really hard on this. She might mean history quiz mixed with squeeze but squeezing a history book doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.7746651]

any dumbass that feels the need to say
"guy here"
like that suddenly makes his opinion valid.
saying
"penis owner here, here's my opinion" is about as retarded as going to r9k and saying
"I am a female, therefore my opinion is valid"

[Anonymous No.7746656]

>>7746651
But it does you Bitch. Proud owner of a 7-inch Dick .

[Anonymous No.7746674]

>>7745941

[Anonymous No.7746675]

Commencing dump.

[Anonymous No.7746679]

>>7746675

[Anonymous No.7746683]

>>7746679

[Anonymous No.7746687]

>>7746683

[Anonymous No.7746689]

>>7746687
HA I was just about to post this.
Does anyone else remember that thread that linked to her dating profile? She either posted here and got her ass handed to her or it was a really good troll because nobody caught on.

[Anonymous No.7746695]

>>7746687

[Anonymous No.7746696]

>>7746689
Ohp, found it in the archive.
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/thread/S6968206#p6968527

[Anonymous No.7746700]

>>7746695

[Anonymous No.7746704]

>>7746700
Mihonguga contymaska?

[Anonymous No.7746707]

>>7746246
>No I don't drink, it's expensive and tastes bad
>GOSH-DARNED

[Anonymous No.7746710]

>>7746704
Aaanndd that's all I have for you guys.

[Anonymous No.7746711]

>>7746696

[Anonymous No.7746721]

>>7746246
>every single teenager is a dumb druggie whore
>EXCEPT ME
>I'm SO NOT like other teens
>I'm so quirky and wacky and unique teehee
>that's why people pick on me, for sure

Wow, she managed to fulfill every single one of my punch-deserving quotes.

I also love how she complains about people turning away from christianity and being too dependent on technology... while boasting about her internet-fueled obsession with japanese everything.

[Anonymous No.7746725]

>>7746650
I think she meant skim through a history book.

[Anonymous No.7746726]

>>7746687

http://firemiko-kagomechan.deviantart.com/gallery/

[Anonymous No.7746731]

>>7746700
If you're going to get a tattoo with the most cringeworthy subject material possible, at least get one with a good art style. It looks like it was drawn by a thirteen year old

[Anonymous No.7746736]

>>7746700
Just checked out her DeviantART.
She has a daughter.
Also what the actual fuck.

[Anonymous No.7746738]

>>7746736
also this.
"This is my family, including my brother (top left), adoptive father (top right), fiance (bottom left), and my daughter and I. <3"

[Anonymous No.7746761]

>>7746696
>>7746689
I think it might have been a troll, because you can see her replying to herself while forgetting to remove her name.

[Anonymous No.7746859]

>>7746761
Oh no, that was me fucking around LOL
I posted with the name OP in that thread several times, but I thought I was making myself more obvious than that and a lot of people replied to me as if I was her lol

[Anonymous No.7746863]

>>7746761
people accused the initial OP of being Holley, but I'm loling at what Holley Tea Time actually looks like
>literal manface

[Anonymous No.7746869]

>>7746047
Plus they probably have FAS and their parents are actively helping them with their eroge idol endeavor. The second-hand embarrassment is strong with these two.

[Anonymous No.7746876]

>>7746656
Pffffft - just 7 inches. You are small time.

[Anonymous No.7746880]

Why so many people are undre the assumption that all western yaoi fangirsl are fat and messed up in the head ?

It can't be true. Right ?

[Anonymous No.7746882]

>>7745926
This is so cute in the most cringeworthy way.
What is this? Autism moe?

[Anonymous No.7746887]

>>7746106
Now that I think about it, Princess Ai could've potentially been really great, especially with the whole ~pale~grunge~sad~flowers~ Tumblr crowd nowadays.
Kind of sad it turned out like this instead.

[Anonymous No.7746959]

>>7746679
Jesus fucking christ do not let that thing breed.

[Anonymous No.7746988]

My friend and cousin
Cousin bought a fedora from local shopping centre, would post pics if not compromising his like to be private. He watches a load of anime and wants to go to japan to go to some district invites me but I'd just go to get laid and drunk.
>playing dnd
>cousin calls character Ryan Aikawa
>has named katana
>my sides.jpg
>A few sessions later he changes his skype picture to him tipping his fedora
>Me and other friend nearly die, cannot breath at all
>both of them watch anime only friend isn't weeb as fuck
>dnd 2 nights ago
>my character is just me
>bring up the weeb thing
>they BOTH say I'm a weeb because i like to make custom skills to OP my character, and that i have watched anime(6 animes to be exact and a cried at clannad) do not give a shit about japan

>mfw weebs calling me a weeb for non-japan related stuff
>mfw my friends don't know what a weeb is

[Anonymous No.7747005]

>>7746650
Squize is colloquial English for 'have a look'. As in:

"Hey, I just bought a new watch"
"Oh really? Give us a squize?"

Or someone might offer to 'have a squize' at your car to see if they can help fix it.

[Anonymous No.7747007]

>>7746988
>cried at clannad
fuck off weeb

[Anonymous No.7747012]

>>7746246
is this that lillyole that those ozfags keep posting ?

[Anonymous No.7747015]

>>7746106
I don't know how much involvement Courtney Love really had with the series. LIke that's not even her singing in that music video thing you posted.

also this was in 2004 when like every rock and roll lady was trying to be a little animu. No Doubt did an entire music video about Kite.

[Anonymous No.7747025]

>>7747007
Learn the definition of weeb and then come back

[Anonymous No.7747028]

>>7747025
You're a weeb, deal with it

[Anonymous No.7747030]

>>7747028
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

[Anonymous No.7747087]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78N2gjTZSU

Oh god no.

[Anonymous No.7747146]

>>7747015
>quick googlefu
>courtney love's name plastered all over princess Ai
>courtney love based princess ai on herself
>various references in her life to princess ai
google damn you.
google.

[Anonymous No.7747147]

>>7747025
weeb =/= weeaboo

[Anonymous No.7747186]

>>7746738
All the men in that picture have 100%-will-rape-a-baby faces. She should take her baby and run.

[Anonymous No.7747192]

>>7746988
Your English is terrible and your story is incoherent. 10/10 cringe

[Anonymous No.7747193]

>>7747147
what.

[Anonymous No.7747197]

>>7745941

I'm not female, but yes, she is a disgusting attention whore.

[Anonymous No.7747203]

>>7746106
I really loved the reactions teen weebs had to this when it was released, because it was so completely out of touch with them. The moron running Tokyopop really though that this was going to be his big break, and that teenage weebs in 2008 were the exact same group of people who liked anime, mallcore, and Tripp pants in 1998. It was such a monumental smackdown of hubris when the dolls, figurines, tees, etc... were still for sale years after being marked down 75% and almost nobody wanted any of it.

[Anonymous No.7747209]

>>7745174
>24 year old SJW
>Dresses up s 12 year old anime girls
>Refuses to shave dat neckbeard
>All his followers go on about how adorable he is

The cringe is real.

[Anonymous No.7747219]

[Anonymous No.7747220]

>>7747209

>refuses to shave neckbeard but tumblr still says hes cute

let me guess is he a "trans woman"

[Anonymous No.7747224]

>>7747005
I'm from the Midlands and I've never heard it, maybe it's a Northern word?

[Anonymous No.7747231]

>>7747219
Holy fuck whenever I see posts like this I'm so happy the general Death Note hype has died down. Seeing all these fatsos with wearing their parent's clothes and just messing up their real hair and calling it cosplay just made me want to punch them all in their stupid autistic faces
Still do tbh

[Anonymous No.7747232]

>>7747220
Nope, transman, and according to his lulz-worthy mental health blog, he's already gone through most of the surgeries. But he's totes not a 'real man' because privelige or some shit.
And of course, he's a fucking homestuck weeb.

[Anonymous No.7747237]

>>7747209
>>7747232
tell me those teeth are from a halloween store or something and that's not her real teeth

[Anonymous No.7747241]

>>7747237
They're his real teeth anon. He's a dude,sadly.
...have some Madoka cosplay.

[Anonymous No.7747244]

>>7747241
Was they born a guy or a girl?
I'm genuinely asking because I'm confused as fuck.

[Anonymous No.7747245]

>>7747015
Avril Lavine was involved with a "manga" a while back too.

[Anonymous No.7747246]

>>7747241
were *

[Anonymous No.7747256]

>>7747244
Born female, going to be a man. Hopefully. When he stops sucking on the tumblr Kool-aid.

>>7747246
Nope. Transitioning to male, sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.7747261]

>>7747245
>tfw when my aunt bought me the first volume

[Anonymous No.7747263]

>>7747256
Thanks for replying. I understand everything now.
>That caption
lmao gross

[Anonymous No.7747264]

>>7747256
I bet it's all a lie, he was born a man and he's just doing this shit to get tumblrs to suck his dick.

[Anonymous No.7747265]

>>7747256
...okay, I don't know his back story, and I don't know his struggle or whatever. But having friends fighting hard for their transitions and then we have this confused shemale parading around makes me pissed

[Anonymous No.7747275]

>>7747256
I have autistic levels of hate for people like this. They will never be a beautiful girl, so why are they trying? It's embarrassing. And the people who support them are probably twice as ugly. Fucking tumblr sjws give a bad name to people who actually care about social issues. These are just fuggos who are still buttmad about their shit high school experience, so they go to a community full of failures like themselves.

[Anonymous No.7747276]

>>7745941
That's not flat chested. Fuck, that's not even petite. She's a regular titmonster compared to me, and I'm not even 100% flat.

GTFO with that. And yes I'm mad.

[Anonymous No.7747278]

>>7746704
>posts 4,250,550

[Anonymous No.7747287]

>>7747256
he's disgusting oh my GOD what's his url

[Anonymous No.7747297]

>>7746679
What really scares me is that some of these people won't grow up and they'll still think like that as adults.
I'm really scared for the children of the near future.

[Anonymous No.7747311]

>>7747261
>Camilla d'Errico
This alone makes me want to give it a chance tbh

[Anonymous No.7747316]

>>7747203
>The moron running Tokyopop really though that this was going to be his big break, and that teenage weebs in 2008 were the exact same group of people who liked anime, mallcore, and Tripp pants in 1998
Wow. While watching that, I really didn't register that this was even as recent as 2008.
I thought that video was from like 2005. Holy shit, Tokyopop was an out-of-touch wreck

[Anonymous No.7747337]

>>7747264
Not the main anon, but have met this cunt a couple times, before and during transition, he did have breasts and wear a binder before.

[Anonymous No.7747344]

>>7747287
>http://jakeenglish.co.uk/
Have fun you fucker, I know I didn't.

[Anonymous No.7747348]

>have a normalfag friend that just discovered anime
>she once sees my anime wallpaper at school
>'oh anon, you also like those hentais?'
>proceeds to talk about how she really likes hentai, and tries to discuss hentai with me
>'uh, I'm sorry friend, I'm not really big on hentai...'
>'but you have a hentai picture as your wallpaper...'
>'what? this isn't hentai.'
>'but the characters are drawn in hentai style'
>'huh..? are you.. talking about anime style..? it's called anime, not hentai.'
>'huh? it's called anime? then what is hentai?'

>her face when she realizes that she had been talking and telling other people about how much she liked watching anime porn.

[Anonymous No.7747355]

>>7746710
Eh, I feel like compared to how many stupid fucking names are out there Reimu is pretty tame. Even if it is from some anime bullet hell game. At least they didn't name their kid Sephiroth.

[Anonymous No.7747356]

>>7745174
Ha, I saw that post too. Weird knowing there is seagull tgere, but not surprised with the occasional lolita and similar stuff being sold there.

[Anonymous No.7747365]

>>7747256
This 'guy' is a grade a wanker, Claims he is suddenly Jewish, Claims he has everything wrong with him for attention. If anyone says anything to him he starts posting shit like
" Im not worthy of life, i want to die and my care worker wont pick up their phone"
Had his whole transitioning handed to him a fucking plate he hasn't had to lift a finger to do anything himself.
Everything comes out of bank mommy, or his stupid worshippers.
If there is a minority he will join it so that he can yell at others for their 'privilege'
Sent his entire army of weebs to attack a girl and boy for sending them anon hate, he had no evidence it was them but knew they was easy target and had to blame someone.
Never apologised when he found out it was someone else. Carried on sending Abusive messages to them.
Uploads self harm photos and his 'medication' then bitches about people who did it.
A money grabbing cunt in my opinion. Someone really needs to get him to shut the fuck up.
Claims he hates Anime and manga yet cosplays as little girls from animes ( as shown in the madoka picture)
Claims to hate females, said the reason he transitioned was because they are gross, yet only cosplays little girls.

fucked in the head. Though he is Scottish and one of the many who has every benefit going so don't have to work ever.

I say throw him and watch him drown, he's a disgrace to humanity.

[Anonymous No.7747376]

>>7747365
He'd sink if you threw him in the sea.

[Anonymous No.7747378]

>>7747365
Got a link to his tumblr?

[Anonymous No.7747381]

>>7747378
>>http://jakeenglish.co.uk/

it was posted above, but here you go again. brave yourself for Bunnies, self harm, whiney, mentions of wanting to be dead, and of course the worst one his army of weeby assholes who call him beautiful.

[Anonymous No.7747387]

>>7747381
>http://jakeenglish.co.uk/
Shit, I hate this person already.

[Anonymous No.7747392]

>>7747381
Who lists asthma and lactose intolerance in their about me? Seriously?

Also pic related.
>misses one or two meals
>implies he has an ED
>still the size of a house

[Anonymous No.7747394]

>>7747387
He has a number of blogs including one he uses just for self harm, ones where he posts his pretty cosplay pictures and his beautiful face. and one all about how cishet people are scum and should die.

( I don't remember the links to those though, but im sure its on his page somewhere)

[Anonymous No.7747397]

>>7747392
Wait until you get to the point where his 'legs are weak and he needs a wheelchair''

Yeah your just fat mate.

[Anonymous No.7747403]

[Anonymous No.7747423]

>>7747403
>>7747381

I know it's always there, but I never see this side of tumblr unless someone points it out

[Anonymous No.7747424]

>>7747392
I want to bully him so bad

[Anonymous No.7747448]

>>7747424
Well, unlike Reddit, there's no policy on not touching the poop, so while I wouldn't advise it (I've had him come at me before and it was irritating) do whatever you want, anon.

[Anonymous No.7747460]

>>7747381
...Is it just me or do a lot of people who get too into tumblr and sjw/trans stuff have this kind of amorphous sameface appearance? I almost thought someone posted a photo of someone I know IRL wearing a Madoka wig but it was that person, they're all starting to look the same to me.

[Anonymous No.7747467]

>>7747424
Forgot to mention, he refuses to use his "real name" so that no-one can find his facebook or other real life information

[Anonymous No.7747471]

>>7747424
ok internet tough guy

[Anonymous No.7747476]

>>7747467
>Know himon facebook
>The temptation is real

[Anonymous No.7747479]

>>7747476
Same here, I know him in real life and on facebook, he really is a cunt

[Anonymous No.7747496]

>>7747479
Please.

[Anonymous No.7747497]

>>7747365
A girl stands up against his bullshit on Facebook so everyone could see
He at the time was getting anon hate on tumblr.
He started telling everyone it was her, and she started receiving death threats on social media.
She ignores it so he starts blaming her partner.
Start calling her cishet, saying she should die like ever other cishet person.

funny story, im her Ex, she's neither of those but now she has a load of kids abusing her because of him.

He then says that her and her friends and partner is sending her death threats. She forgot he even exists, but after finding out it wasn't her he started to pretend to be her to frame her.
This guy really has too much time on his hands. If he has enough time to do this, he has enough time to get a fucking job.

[Anonymous No.7747503]

>>7747479
I know him from conventions, hes so stuck up, he thinks hes the best cosplayer and if you don't compliment him he tantrums.

[Anonymous No.7747504]

>>7747219
that looks more like modern day robert smith than L.

[Anonymous No.7747510]

>>7747460
I see a lot of "queer trans gay ppl" with the same haircut, sense of fashion, and hair dye. Sometimes similar makeup.
One of my classmates cut and dyed their hair into a multicolored fauxhawk, started dressing masculine or feminine or androgynous on certain days, and called themself genderfluid.

[Anonymous No.7747522]

>>7747503
Well now we're going to need some deets, anon.

[Anonymous No.7747528]

>>7747460
You mean most of them end up looking like potatoes because they followe HAES bullshit?

[Anonymous No.7747547]

>>7747522
> Photoshoot is happening, he rushes ( as fast as well.. his legs could carry him) to get in the dave shoot, a small kid runs in ( must have been around 8?) and everyone aws and a john picked him up. he didnt like the kid getting more attention so he stood infront of him to cover him.
< Someone pulled him up on it, he said " hes not even an accurate cosplayer, hes a fucking kid"
< sat in a group of homestuck 'elitists' a random Hetalia came over to compliment their dave cosplayer. He coughed to get the kids attention. the kid looked but said nothing. He got angry and shouted. " Im an actual male how can SHE be better than me"
< someone mentioned his beard and how 14 year olds don't have them. so no his cosplay wasn't accurate. he stormed off saying " Well its hard for me to get rid of a beard since it grows back fully with in 24 hours, you're all jealous that i am a male and you never will be."
< constantly glared at any other person who cosplayed the same as him.
< his boyfriend cosplays bro/dirk and gets a lot of attention for it. He gets angry at people who wont take pictures with him, so drags his boyfriend away.

[Anonymous No.7747552]

>>7747147
Um.. r u srs rite now? Weeb is literally the shortened version of weeaboo.

[Anonymous No.7747557]

>>7747348
Are you in high school?

[Anonymous No.7747567]

>>7747348
I snickered.

[Anonymous No.7747574]

>>7747316
It's too bad we'll never know exactly how much of TP's bankruptcy was caused this animation clip and the mountains of Ai stuff they made around 2007~2008.

[Anonymous No.7747617]

>>7746880
Because they're the ones stupid enough to flounce on the web that they like gay porn and are proud of it.

[Anonymous No.7747643]

>>7747547
I've heard him tell actual transgender guys that they'll 'never be real men like he is'. God he needs a fucking punch.

[Anonymous No.7747672]

>>7747643
I've seen him call people out for being transgendered. He called out 2 of my best friends. It got so bad for my one friend that his mother kicked him out because of it.

[Anonymous No.7747676]

>>7747672
can we please do something about this guy

[Anonymous No.7747684]

>>7746246
>Christianity being forgotten

[Anonymous No.7747687]

>>7747348
>mother works for a church
>went to meet her there for lunch
>how was class? etc
>oh it was good we were just drawing up concepts
>ohh you should show Ed! (the vicar)
>"oh I really like the style, it reminds me of uhh hentai"
>"what?"
>"japanese cartoons"
>"anime?"
>"yeah, is it not the same thing?"

oh dear, I don't even draw in an animu style, I was trying to emulate Disney's more modern style..

[Anonymous No.7747689]

>>7746582
if she actually has autism and a learning disability and it's such a big chore then don't talk to her you stupid cunt.
I'm sure she already has a shit time trying to make friends or even talk to people so why bother wasting her time?

[Anonymous No.7747694]

>>7746700
>but I got it shortly after they died
WHAT

[Anonymous No.7747698]

>>7747689
You don't understand. She came up to me and started talking, and then following me around while I work. She said, "You're too quiet," because I hadn't spoken to her yet. She also wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise despite the fact that I'm supposed to be training her to do her fucking job, so she literally just stood behind me talking at me after I gave my three responses to her questions, instead of working or paying attention to what I was doing to learn. If I tried to cut in to tell her something, she'd talk over me. Most irritating shit on the planet.

[Anonymous No.7747706]

>>7747676
I would love to do something about him

[Anonymous No.7747714]

>>7747698
then tell your boss she's not cooperating if you can't handle it yourself?

[Anonymous No.7747736]

>>7747261
HOLY SHIT I've been trying to find this. When I was younger I used to watch Anime News Network On Demand, when they would just spontaneously post episodes of shows. They did something to promote this manga by playing chapters of it with Lavigne's music.
My curiosity for that can rest in peace now.

[Anonymous No.7747749]

>>7747311
>Camilla d'Errico
I don't like her art personally

it's the same shit with lacking technique and anatomy. Her colour blending can be nice, but everything about her art is very d.a tier bleh

[Anonymous No.7747767]

>>7746675
Come on man, post Gaia is too easy

[Anonymous No.7747770]

>>7745941
If that's flat then my breasts are fucking concave.

[Anonymous No.7747774]

>>7747706
As someone who's been outed by this twat before and caused me to be disowned by my parents until they came to their senses, I'd fucking love someone to do something to rattle this utter piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.7747786]

Cringe or hilarity, you decide.

[Anonymous No.7747802]

>>7747392
"I’m a lot like my cousin when she was my age back in the mid-90s; tattoo choker, jelly sandals, faded band shirt, self-harm scars and a downplayed eating disorder."

[Anonymous No.7747808]

>>7747786
Now I'm just sad

[Anonymous No.7747809]

>>7746738

[Anonymous No.7747813]

>>7746988
>I'd just go [to Japan] to get laid and drunk
You may not be a weeb but you still belong in this thread, good job.

[Anonymous No.7747820]

>>7747786
Too bad he didn't have like
a record of their conversation
so he could show his girlfriend what the dyke actually said

OH WAIT

[Anonymous No.7747830]

>>7746711

Let's be mad at this person who is being happy in an incorrect way

[Anonymous No.7747831]

>>7746738
These people all look related.

[Anonymous No.7747835]

>>7747786
Dude had it coming.

>I want a threesome with my gf and a les!!
>Sure, I'll take advice from 4chan!
>WHAT DID I DO WROOOOONG?!

[Anonymous No.7747842]

>>7747820
He still looks really bad, though. I'd love for this to be real and him to show her and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.7747847]

>>7747820
Pretty sure the girl wouldn't care, she sounds like she's set with the dyke

[Anonymous No.7747858]

>>7747209
Mfw I thought that outfit is cute

[Anonymous No.7747884]

>>7745926
The sequel

[Anonymous No.7747902]

>>7747858
The outfit itself ain't that bad, but the dude himself is fucking batshit insane.

[Anonymous No.7747912]

>>7747858
Im just going to come out and say it. He says he hates girl, hate the way he looks, hate being a girl hence why he is transitioning. but always dresses as a girl, and constantly uploads pics as to why hes so 'kawaiii and adorableeeee"
He also can't dress for his body type. he wears tight things and lets his flab hang out. Someone seriously needs to find the other Madoka picture he uploaded where his hairy belly is ripping through the seams.

(it came up on my computer during my seminars and my whole class almost died.

[Anonymous No.7747924]

>>7747197
we don't care, you are the minority here. stop writing 'BUT I'M A GUUUUY', attention whore.

[Anonymous No.7747933]

>>7745941
I need more info

[Anonymous No.7747934]

>>7745941
m... maybe she's wearing a padded bra?

[Anonymous No.7747941]

>>7747933
I'm pretty sure that's Ally in the photo (always long haired) but I always thought Sally was the flat chested one? (short hair) I don't know honestly I see them in person all the time and they aren't much like they're online personas make them out to be they're actually quite sweet. Online they seem all ~*loli weeby chan desu*~. They both are basically the same size too other than ally is lightly taller and sally is a bit slimmer.

[Anonymous No.7747944]

>>7747774
Now I really want to destroy him. I'm sorry anon.

Let's take him down

[Anonymous No.7747946]

>>7746704
>mihonguga conkymaska
Should be:
>nihongo ga kakimasuka

i cant tell if trolling or if he never learned the romanji and learned instead from japanese learning tapes

[Anonymous No.7747948]

>>7746711
for some reason, the way that this is chopped apart reminds me of "4 strength 5 stam leather belt"

[Anonymous No.7747951]

>>7747946
oh, not to mention that that is asking if you can write in japanese

not even talking about speaking in japanese
and the particle should be wo not ga

[Anonymous No.7747952]

>>7747241
>>7747912
there you go its the first link!

[Anonymous No.7747958]

>>7747948

UGHHHH

[Anonymous No.7747964]

>>7747948
>>7747958
What is "4 strength 5 stam leather belt"?

[Anonymous No.7747973]

[Anonymous No.7747988]

>>7747557
It happened in 2010, so yeah, I was in high school at that time.

[Anonymous No.7748010]

>>7746656
present it to us

[Anonymous No.7748035]

>>7747952
Which link, anon? Also so tempted to archive this thread so I can feel a little vindictive happiness if shit ever starts with him again.

[Anonymous No.7748042]

>>7748010
This reminds me of a guy who actually did hand gestures to present his penis to me, it was strange

[Anonymous No.7748046]

>>7748035
already archived bb
http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/thread/7745174

[Anonymous No.7748052]

>Go into jakeenglish.co.uk's cosplay tag
>see this
>why

[Anonymous No.7748056]

>>7748052
I think I'm going to throw up

[Anonymous No.7748064]

How is a cuntrag like jakeenglish getting 'mones and shit and I'm sat here fucking suicidal and having to jump through hoops because they're "not sure if it's my decision or my parents' " god I want to punch him in his smarmy shitting gormless arseing dicknugget face

>>7748052
WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING DICK COME THE FUCK ON HOW IS THAT NOT MAKING YOU DYSPHORIC AS HELL I CAN'T EVEN LIE ON MY SIDE WITHOUT A PACKER god I fucking hate you

[Anonymous No.7748066]

>>7748052
Who the fuck is that in the background, they look way too fucking normal.

[Anonymous No.7748070]

>>7748052

[Anonymous No.7748073]

>>7748064
Bro, I feel you, but don't worry, he'll get what's coming to him eventually. It'll get better.
>>7748066
His boyfriend, who I did have sympathy for before I realised he's een brainwashed by daniel's SJW bullshit and basically hates himself for being cis.

[Anonymous No.7748077]

>>7748073
thanks mang. i don't have an appropriate picture, so i hope this'll do.

[Anonymous No.7748078]

>>7748052
Oh wow this guy is disgusting. I'll be most happy if anyone actually decides to do something about him. Sounds like he's a pile of vomit.

[Anonymous No.7748083]

>>7748052
>>7748073
I don't understand
How can there be semi-attractive, moderately sane-looking people with people like, well, that?

[Anonymous No.7748085]

>>7748073
>Someone sticking their dick in that unwashed fleshpile.

[Anonymous No.7748087]

>>7748083
Pity?

[Anonymous No.7748089]

>>7748083
Because it's basically crazy sticking their dick in more crazy.

[Anonymous No.7748094]

>>7748073
How much is he paying that poor boy?
Who in that poor boy's family is so sick he need to do that to pay the medical bills?
Should we start a petition?

[Anonymous No.7748101]

>>7748052
Why even go on testosterone if you're gonna counteract it with an extra 30lb of estrogen-producing fat?

[Anonymous No.7748106]

>>7747786
I used to feel really bad when someone on 4chan said I was being stupid, but now I see that not everybody is qualified to give advice.

What an idiot. Fuck those two girls, and I hope that anon grows a spine some day.

[Anonymous No.7748113]

>>7748094
Did you know hes also his registered 'carer' i guess no-one else wants to help him. Also im pretty sure another boy who has no background in helping someone through stuff like this can be a registered carer for someone.
I have a sister who is a carer for elderly people and she had to go through A LOT of training. I also have a friends mom who works with kids who are depressed and she had to pretty much get a degree to help.

[Anonymous No.7748119]

>>7748113
I really can't handle the level of bullshit with this dude, I'm going to have nightmares for weeks but I just can't stop waiting to read more shit about his crazy ass

[Anonymous No.7748378]

>>7748052
Can we steal his boyfriend

[Anonymous No.7748389]

[Anonymous No.7748393]

>>7748378
You can see his boyfriend in the back, it's like he has given up the will to be there.

Apparantly they are now in a three way relationship. I guess his bf got bored of him

[Anonymous No.7748396]

>>7748393
Good. I wonder how much emotional manipulation goes on between him and the tranny tho

[Anonymous No.7748404]

>>7748393
Wait what? Someone else wants to stick their dick/vagina near that trainwreck?
I demmand details.

[Anonymous No.7748407]

[Anonymous No.7748411]

>>7746738
Horrifying.
They all must have encountered only tolerant people to be where they are in that picture.

[Anonymous No.7748415]

>>7745174
>this has to be fake
>see it on facebook
>mfw

[Anonymous No.7748421]

>>7748404
I believe it is a friend of theirs but from what i read its more of a his boyfriend and that person type of thing, i'm not sure though

[Anonymous No.7748442]

>>7747786
Getting NTR'd by a lesbian? That's a first....

[Anonymous No.7748443]

>>7746880
because it's true

[Anonymous No.7748456]

>>7746614

I remember at a con AVGN was doing a Q&A and one guy pointed out that his background for videos changed and started asking him about whether he'd moved in the middle of filming.

James' fans, man. I don't even...

[Anonymous No.7748461]

>>7747973
>I'm photo number 1
Thanks I couldn't tell.

[Anonymous No.7748472]

>>7746880
I don't really think liking gay porn makes you a hambeast, but when you go around bragging about all the "totes kawaii yaoi" then yeah you're a fucking plague. Basically if you think schlicking to gay porn makes you interesting and quirky instead of realizing that, like other sex stuff, it should be kept to yourself and your SO then yeah, you're fucking awful.

[MissFlattySuperior !hmE9cI6t8o No.7748486]

>>7745174
>Weeaboos, itas, kawaii dolly desus, waifu/husbando freaks, neckbeards

sounds like.. everyone involved in your shitty anime hobby. Why not just wear regular cute clothes and leave the otaku community if literally everything about it makes you cringe.

Expecting not to see some sperg or neckbeard at a con is like expecting a koala not to have chlamydia. www

>captcha ldNorms used

normies www

[MissFlattySuperior !hmE9cI6t8o No.7748492]

>>7745918
>not liking lolicons instead.

step it up

[Anonymous No.7748502]

>>7747261
Those fonts were ripped straight from Spongebob.

[Anonymous No.7748578]

>>7746246
>most of my music is in Asian

[Anonymous No.7748582]

>go to japan with a bunch of friends
>this fedora wearing friend of theirs from way back in high school comes too (he's ~30 now)
>awkwardly talks about his girlfriend and buys her random trinkets like he doesn't even know what she likes
>proceeds to say how he's going to go to a love chat place to show them 'a real gentleman they could use a real conversation'
>he doesn't speak japanese
>continues to feebly and awkwardly buy his girlfriend things
>they break up as soon as he gets back
>keeps asking me about my boyfriend 'yeah you have that boyfriend you're all about right?' ?????

[MissFlattySuperior !hmE9cI6t8o No.7748604]

>>7748582
>going to japan with people
>group traveling.

[Anonymous No.7748619]

>>7748604
Well, at least with people you don't have to worry about being defenseless in a foreign country all by your lonesome.

You also make memories and friends. It's fun and has it's benefits, just like traveling alone does.

[Anonymous No.7748621]

This fucking girl.
I just don't know what to say to her.

[Anonymous No.7748627]

>>7748621
She used to post this stuff a lot more.

[Anonymous No.7748632]

>>7748604
i'd never do it again that's for sure. i spent the last day of our trip alone wandering tokyo. best day. i'd go with other people again just not as many and esp not with any i didn't know.

[Anonymous No.7748633]

>>7748627

[Anonymous No.7748641]

>>7748633
"I spent 220 dollars on erasers XD Totally worth it!"
She still doe that occasionally.
Spends hundreds of dollars on erasers.
Look at them, they're not even all different ones for fuck's sake.

[MissFlattySuperior !hmE9cI6t8o No.7748647]

>>7748619
Dont worry, its not like you're going to some african shithole.
Japs are too scared to do anything to you since they dont want to cause an international incident.
most of them think westerners are loose whores anyway so you arent much of an ideal. (except to some that want to hatefuck you or general gaijin chasers)

[Cry Moar No.7748648]

>>7746106
I actually really liked Princess Ai. I like the art work at least, and it had some really cool outfits (though they probably wouldn't translate well into real life)
There was a sequel manga that came out a few years ago, I'm not sure if it ever finished I not. I think I have the first 2 volumes somewhere in my room. I do recall them making the angel dude love interest into Ai's half-brother so they could shoehorn the Ai/Kent romance in. Still kind weird considering Ai and the angel dude totally made out in the first manga series.

[Anonymous No.7748649]

>>7748641
For a while, she posted a picture of ramen noodles on her facebook every day saying how much she loved them.
This is my favorite because of the guy's comment.

[Anonymous No.7748655]

>>7748649
Why.

[Anonymous No.7748656]

>>7748655
I have to give her this one, though.

[MissFlattySuperior !hmE9cI6t8o No.7748661]

>>7748656
Shes trans-racial, stop being a bigot.

[Anonymous No.7748677]

These are your people deal with it /cgl/ or get a less autistic hobby

[Anonymous No.7748691]

>>7748627
Oh man I used to save empty weeb treat boxes. I laminated candy wrappers. But one day when I was 16 I realized it was gross and threw them all out.

[Anonymous No.7748702]

>>7748106
Why would you feel bad for him? Like, of all the things to feel bad about on 4chan, all of the shitty things on this site, THIS is what you feel bad about?

[Anonymous No.7748713]

>>7748619
What
japan is one of the safest places in the world

[Anonymous No.7748714]

>>7748604
>>7748632
>implying there's something wrong with group travel
I went to Europe with a college tour group company. It was pretty badass, You're perfectly capable of breaking off from the group when you want, and migrating back when you want. It's a great way to make friends with similar interests.

[Anonymous No.7748725]

>>7746246
And her music is in Asian. Pure Cringe in here.

[Anonymous No.7748729]

>>7748714
They're just being a dick to be a dick, anon.

[Anonymous No.7748731]

>>7748729
True.

Also, despite the safety of Japan, can I just mention it's never really the best idea for a female to travel alone, anywhere? I'm not trying to be sexist or whatever, but truly, it's kind of dangerous no matter where you go.

[Cry Moar No.7748735]

>>7748691
haha I still have two empty bottles of ramune on my bookshelf. I ran the ,through the dishwasher and can't rally bring myself to throw them out.

[Anonymous No.7748740]

>>7748649
I wanted to believe that was her mom saying it.

[Anonymous No.7748747]

>>7747964
I think it was this dude on World of Warcraft freaking out at a level 18 leather belt item. It became a meme.

[Anonymous No.7748749]

>>7747547
>not greentexting correctly

but why tho

[Anonymous No.7748750]

>>7748714
there's something wrong with it when you're stuck with people you didn't choose to go with! one person wouldn't stop sneezing loudly and NOT COVERING HIS MOUTH on the trains. it was horrid. i stayed as far away from him as possible. the ultimate gentleman guy also refused to sit any way else besides legs splaaaayed out on the trains b/c 'i'm too tall for japan let me make this entire trip about me'

[Cry Moar No.7748752]

>>7747694
She killed her parents so she could get a tattoo.

[Anonymous No.7748757]

>>7747786
Hilarity, I'd punch that stupid cunt right in her shit if she ever came onto my gf again, she wants to act like a man she can get hit like a man.

[Anonymous No.7748760]

>>7748407
how is this cringe, just because shes super fuckable doesnt mean she isn't into a particular series. If anything we need more chicks like her to tell off stupid "gamur girls".

kinda like how we need high class blacks to tell off the street niggers

[Cry Moar No.7748761]

>>7747087
As if the original wasn't bad enough

[Anonymous No.7748777]

>>7748752

[Anonymous No.7748781]

>>7748757
>implying you have a grill

[Anonymous No.7748784]

>>7748627
I feel fat just looking at that.

[Anonymous No.7748805]

>>7746175
>jojo's 101
>a powerpoint
make sure you take notes everyone! this will be on the test!!

[Anonymous No.7748810]

>>7748777
lmao what ?

[Anonymous No.7748829]

>>7746582
youre a dick

[Anonymous No.7748857]

>>7746988
never green text ever again

[Anonymous No.7748865]

[Anonymous No.7748870]

This cosplay is even worse in person.

[Anonymous No.7748875]

>>7748865
Oh thank god, I saw blue boxes in the thumbnail and prepared myself for Doctor Who.

[Anonymous No.7748877]

>>7748749
Dude it was an accidental greentext, that is pretty much obvious by the way they was using '<' as bullet points.

[Anonymous No.7748881]

[Anonymous No.7748882]

[Anonymous No.7748886]

[Anonymous No.7748892]

>>7747774
UHM LIKE SERIOUSLY if youre for real anon we should do something lmao

[Anonymous No.7748902]

>>7748456
lmao like gettin real weird and personal eugh

[Anonymous No.7748903]

[Anonymous No.7748938]

>>7748713
because japanese police often don't report crimes, especially if the victims are foreigners
>enjoy your sexual assault

[Anonymous No.7748942]

>>7748877
but why tell a story not in greentext?
>unless you're a newfag

[Anonymous No.7748975]

pregnancy and lolita ?

[Anonymous No.7748984]

>>7746582
I had a similar encounter

>New employee which I can tell is a bit of a weirdo
>We were closing the store one night and I notice that he is kind of jumpy
>"What's up anon? You can't wait to get home?"
>"Yes, I have this Japanese cartoon that I watch and I can't wait to get caught up with it!"
>"Oh, what is it?"
>"I'll doubt you'll know..."
>"Try me." (I don't look the part so I do like "surprising" people when they bring it up)
>"It's called "Attack on Titan""
>"Oh yeah, I've seen it. Also read the manga!"
>"OMG YOU KNOW SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN NFNORTACSFWFIOD!!!111!!11!"
>He then proceeded to start screaming small Japanese phrases with a thick accent while trying to reenact the way they move in the show
It was a very long 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.7748989]

>>7748975
I'm just a little bothered that she put herself in discomfort just to wear it. She could have waited until after she had the baby.

[Anonymous No.7748991]

>>7745926
Aw, she's cute... I remember being like her once.

[Anonymous No.7748996]

>>7747973
>1 like

[Anonymous No.7749004]

>Be 22 year old man
>Have co-worker at job
>Hispanic chick named Mariya with dreads and black clothes
>Talk to her
>Shes nice at first
>See forearms are covered in repeated, horizontal healed scars
>Starts telling me some crazy social justice warrior nonsense
>Leave
>2 days later, friend tells me that about this old friend he has
>He tells me how he cant talk to her because she became a social justice warrior
>Says she tried to kill herself three times
>Says she got dreads
>Says shes half Hispanic but looks full because her dad looks like he belongs in a Mayan cave painting
>"Is her name Mariya?"
>"Yes, how do you know??"

small world of cringe

[Anonymous No.7749066]

>>7748064

jakeenglish on tumblr is someone else. according to mutual acquaintances they're apparently nice, they just seem really fake and try too hard to be like jake to me.

whats this guys actual tumblr url?

[Anonymous No.7749073]

>>7749066
Are you talking about jakeenglish.tumblr.com or jakeenglish.co.uk, because the one we're all talking about is the second one

[Anonymous No.7749099]

>>7749073

that's what i was saying

jakeenglish.tumblr.com isn't jakeenglish.co.uk like anon implied

that's why I was asking for jakeenglish.co.uk's actual url, i want to keep an eye out for this guy, not jack

[Anonymous No.7749104]

>>7749099
I get it now

[Anonymous No.7749126]

>>7749066
jack is rad but this other impostor is just bad

[Anonymous No.7749143]

>>7746710

A weeb couple(late twenties, early thirties) came into my work with their baby. They spent the whole time gushing about Bleach and somehow mentioned "that's why we named out little one Aizen".

[Anonymous No.7749430]

>>7747694
Honestly this sounds like the kinda thing a weeb trying to sound like an edgy anime character would say.
>My parents were cruel, unreasonable tyrants who wouldn't let me live my life (AKA get shit anime tattoos)!!
>But then they were killed by the 7th level Mega Demon!
>And now it's duty to avenge them with the power of shadow darkuru awakened by my AAANGST

Also
>17
yeah nah

[Anonymous No.7749438]

>>7747973

Secret option #3: Abed.

[Anonymous No.7749441]

>>7748627
>Kinder Bueno

Ah yes. The world-renowned Japanese snack.

[Anonymous No.7749461]

>>7747786
This guy is a complete idiot and had it coming.
But damn, that girl sounds like an ass too.

[Anonymous No.7749512]

>>7748627
I know I'm kinda weird for keeping a bottle for each new ramune flavour I drink and have them rinsed out and displayed on my windowsill, but this takes the fucking cake.

[Anonymous No.7749886]

Well, I guess he found us out. Clearly we're jealous of how this twat got surgery so quickly (probably because of all the benefits he 'needs') and not because he is, in fact, a massive twat who outs people, bullies kids, and has a persecution complex as big as his vanity.

>Also blaming someone he has a vendetta against instead of guessing it could be one of the many other people who hate him.

I feel like I should apologise to this luke kid if jakeenglish.co.uk sends the other guy hate, which is likely.

[Anonymous No.7749953]

>>7747951
Wouldn't it be "hanasemasuka" to get the right essence of the question, too

[Anonymous No.7749961]

>>7749512
Hey, those bottles are neat as fuck, anon, I'd keep one if I didn't keep breaking them.

[Anonymous No.7749985]

>>7749961
>>7749512
>>7748735
I also have a couple of empty ramune bottles, literally the only items in my entire living space (outside of my wardrobe) that show I have any interest in anything Japanese. They're pretty and I like how the glass ball clinks around in the bottle neck so I'm keeping them.

[Anonymous No.7750061]

>>7749985
I keep trying to get the balls out. It has never ended well.

[Anonymous No.7750178]

[Anonymous No.7750249]

>>7749099
He changed his URL after being featured here a number of times.

http://manic-pixie-dreamboy.tumblr.com

Here you go.

[Anonymous No.7750466]

>>7750249
>http://manic-pixie-dreamboy.tumblr.com
oh thanks for the link!

[Anonymous No.7750498]

>>7747237
Nope, their real teeth alright
>>7749886
Lel, thinks seagulls are jelly of it...

[Anonymous No.7750730]

>>7748649
>cook yourself some actual pasta
kek

[Anonymous No.7750790]

>>7750498
god if I were him I would want my teeth fixed more than hormones.

[Anonymous No.7750817]

>>7750790
he has two huge teeth at the front, and then the rest are stubby little teeth and HUGE GUMS.

[Anonymous No.7750883]

>>7750817
He makes the British stereotype of bad teeth real.

[Anonymous No.7750908]

>>7748052
I always feel awful for their other half. I've (unfortunately) known both of them for several years. I'm still convinced that Daniel convinced their bf to transition alongside them by filling their head with shite. Literally up until Daniel came out their bf was happy to identify and be considered female. Then one day "btw they're trans too we're a trans couple". At least Calvin has the good graces to act like he's cis to the rest of the world and not harp on about his transition 24/7.

[Anonymous No.7750967]

>>7750908
Anon pls say you have some form of proof for this, it's terrifying if true.

[Anonymous No.7751033]

>>7750967
this is the closest thing i have to proof im afraid. unlike daniel calvin actually does a good fucking job of keeping their personal life personal. they wiped everything of their "former" selves but this was from when they both began transitioning. you can tell differences in the face definition that its more feminine compared to how it is now that theyve both been on hormones for a while. good person, awful partner. it's a shame really because a lot of people like calvin but fucking hate daniel. they only put up with him for so long until they have to break off the friendship because he's such hard work.

[Anonymous No.7751039]

>>7750967
>Go to the facebook
>This is possibly true indeed
>pic related

[Anonymous No.7751050]

>>7751033
I've seen some shit, it's confirmed from old statuses on family facebooks.
I'm almost scared.

[Anonymous No.7751178]

>>7751033
>mfw I wish I had the face structure of the one on the left

[Anonymous No.7751201]

>>7751033
Yes calvin is so nice when going through his facebook there was number of comments about "hunting jews" and pretending he was German

[Anonymous No.7751381]

>>7749143
At least Aizen sounds kinda like Aiden, so it just kind of comes out vaguely hipstery instead of batshit nuts. And at least its better than the same cutesy trend names over and over again?
>tfw every new mom I know has named their kid Bailey, Aiden, Liam, or Casey

[Anonymous No.7751394]

>>7750061
I sawed apart the plastic cap once with a steak knife to get the marbles out. Its not recommended.

[Anonymous No.7751423]

>>7748633
People do this?

[Anonymous No.7751800]

>>7745174
Did any seagulls have that emo/scene phase?
Pic related
This guy was at school and went by Ryuzaki/L, I remember hearing about him, and my little weeaboo heart fluttered because I really didn't think anyone else at my school knew what anime was. Now he stopped with the emo gig suddenly became French, graduated, and moved to New York and started fashion school.

[Anonymous No.7751902]

>>7746163
I might have just had a mild aneurism.

[Anonymous No.7752009]

>>7751800
Why do all scene kids look the same?

[Anonymous No.7752055]

>>7752009
I dunno, scene kids always seem to amaze me though, they're so rare here, but when you see them, you see them.

[Anonymous No.7752087]

>>7751033
wait so his boyfriend used to be female as well but says he's cis? is this normal after people transition? so confused

[Anonymous No.7752094]

>>7749886
>we're totally jealous that we're not disgusting mangirlfreaks like it is

[Anonymous No.7752222]

>>7745926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvC9d6VQwOo&feature=youtu.be&t=7m33s

[Anonymous No.7752238]

>>7749886
>being so self centred that he doesn't realise that my post was about my frustration at the NHS's fucked up priorities and not jealousy at him being further along in transition

kek

[Anonymous No.7752281]

>>7752222
What are you talking about? Vinny's the best, man

[Anonymous No.7752302]

>>7752087
Yes. They were both born female and began identifying/transitioning to male around 2011 or so.the beast goes out of their way to be cunt about their gender, the boyfriend just wants to be an average cis man to everyone which is what he presents.

[Anonymous No.7752411]

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[Anonymous No.7752415]

[Anonymous No.7752425]

[Anonymous No.7752457]

>>7752411
I.. what.

[Anonymous No.7752486]

>>7752411
>>7752413
>>7752414
>>7752415
>>7752425
It's against my morals to use words like these, but GOD DAMN

[Anonymous No.7752490]

>>7752413
Why the fuck did I rid neuro atypical as naruto atypical. I should go to sleep god damn.

[Anonymous No.7752659]

>>7750178
catch 'em all

[Anonymous No.7752662]

>>7752659
Link?

[Anonymous No.7752666]

>>7752662
http://manic-pixie-dreamboy.tumblr.com/post/94528534854/okay-so-ive-been-really-open-about-the-fact-i

[Anonymous No.7752671]

>>7752666
thank

[Anonymous No.7752688]

>>7748052
this guy looks terrifyingly like one of my art foundation coursemates

[Anonymous No.7752700]

>>7748649
Holy fuck I've eaten that before, it tastes like literal cardboard drowned in spice

[Anonymous No.7752716]

>>7752666
Trips confirm even Satan hates this cunt

[Anonymous No.7752737]

>>7748760
is this satire? i can't tell

[Anonymous No.7752739]

>>7752659
Wow he comes up with new ones ever week.

Why the fuck would you tell the whole of Tumblr before your boyfriend/carer

Though it is him and he does need an ass patting from his babies

[Anonymous No.7752753]

>>7752659
I don't think that is an excuse for being manipulative, aggressive, attention seeking.

It isn't even an excuse for his fake disorders.

[Anonymous No.7752829]

>>7752411
>>7752415
I wish I was enough of a cunt to tell these people "No, you're not. You're a transtrending faggot. Get over yourself and go outside." It's one of my dreams to tell off a tumblr genderspecial.

[Anonymous No.7752880]

>>7752666

He's said a few times now that someone has posted about him on Reddit too. Any link to that? I actually reckon he's posted the Reddit shit himself.

[Anonymous No.7752882]

>>7752880
Haha, he didn't, but I'm surprised all this happened because I posted him here and there. I'm proud of me.
>http://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/comments/2d8udv/why_did_the_unis_lgbt_society_ban_me_for_being/

>inb4 redditfag

[Anonymous No.7752889]

>>7752739
Could doxx him. I mean really fuck him up- address,place he studies, phone number(s) and see if he actually kills himself. No loss. Cunts like that are advocates for correctional rape.

[Anonymous No.7752904]

>>7752889
Bro, there is a thing as too far, and you just crossed it.

[Anonymous No.7752907]

>>7752904
If he's as fucked up as he claims he'd probably enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.7753029]

Yes, you are doing do much better now considering you apparently have more disabilities and still a whiney bitch.

[Anonymous No.7753054]

>>7752907
I'm not saying it out of concern for him, but for jakeenglish.co.uk OP, if this gets tracked back to them, then the poor fuck could go to prison for death threats/rape threats.

[Anonymous No.7753119]

>>7753029
>JE.co.ek keeping an eye on this thread
So we're going to say this if he's reading over. Please do not cosplay as schoolgirl madoka, you will look very much like a pedophile. Unless you're perfectly happy dressing up as underage girls in the middle of Glasgow where you will get misgendered at least, stabbed at most.
And no, you're not cute in any sense, m8. Your neckbeard haunts our dreams.

[Anonymous No.7753123]

>>7753029
does he have this all public on facebook or are you friends with him?

[Anonymous No.7753131]

>>7745918
You'll grow out of it, don't worry

[Anonymous No.7753146]

>>7753123
Sadly I do not have him on facebook any more, this was sent to me be a friend was was also complaining about him because he said her disabilities aren't as important as his. Even though he has physical disabilities.

[Anonymous No.7753179]

>>7750498
it's like an irl version of soos' teeth from gravity falls

[Anonymous No.7753247]

>>7753179
....weird thing, I feel he could carry off that better than his usual cosplays.

[Anonymous No.7753465]

>>7752415
>"Hurt" by Johnny Cash
>Hurt
>Johnny Cash