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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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>Eyy gurl, you're lookin' fly as hell in that sexy dress. Come back to my hotel room tonight and let me show you a good time.

How do you respond?

>> No.7713887

That's bold. What time?

(I have a serious problem)

>> No.7713900

Um, no thank you.

>> No.7713918

Not with that face.

>> No.7713920

no-thank-you-its-nothing-personal-just-sorry-thankyounno...uhhh,I-have-togetbackto-my____....
or something equally spaghetti.
Not even cute, just painfully awkward...

This has been my experience with every overly direct flirtation ever.

>> No.7713922

>>7713867
Nah playa I'm good.

>> No.7713978

>>7713867
Umm... Thanks for the compliment, but I'm currently in a relationship and have other things to do tonight. Sorry if I misled you.

>> No.7714386

I eat pussy bye.

>> No.7714399
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>> No.7714401

>>7713978
>wear clothes
>"Sorry if I misled you"
Wtf anon.

>> No.7714443

>>7714401
Hey, sometimes you have to lie to let people down gently, its that or get raped by a giant, throbbing, black cock.

>> No.7714446

Sorry if my crossplay misled you, I am not a faggot.