Cosplay Sex Story thread

[Anonymous No.7658705]

Have you ever had sex in cosplay? My wife and I have talked about doing it at cons for the excitement but the last few times it seems we've either been too busy doing actual con things or people have been in the room. I'm thinking about trying it at home, but it doesn't sound as fun as cosplaying at a con and having sex at the hotel. Am I being stupid? Is it great anywhere? Stories, please.

[Anonymous No.7658720]

It's just sex in another outfit. I don't want sex strains on the stuff I worked so hard on.

[Anonymous No.7658753]

>>7658705
>make sweet suit of armor
>meet some girl at the con
>go back to the hotel
>she asks me to leave the helmet on
Its kinda a mixed bag. One the one side, its hot as fuck, on the other you're kinda cut off visually a bit because most of the helmets hamper your vision which makes it hard to see the fun stuff like the titties.

[Anonymous No.7658759]

Just do it in a costume you don't mind ruining, or buy a cheap/ebay bought copy of a costume you already have and use that in bed.

It's a fun experience though, done it once or twice. Make sure you get a room to yourselves though, roomies might not approve if you're fucking in the same room as they're sleeping in.

[Anonymous No.7658767]

My boyfriend loves the hex maniac from Pokemon X&Y, so I started cosplaying as her.
And then on his birthday I was like, oh, I'll give him a treat.
So we did it in my costume.
And now I cannot have sex with him if I am not wearing the costume.
It's been over a year.

[Anonymous No.7658770]

>>7658767
My sides

[Anonymous No.7658772]

>>7658767
>It's been over a year.
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.7658774]

>>7658767
post a pic. How many semen streaks?

[Anonymous No.7658775]

>>7658767
>been over a year
>game came out last October
Uh... what?

[Anonymous No.7658779]

I've been wanting to but I've asked my boyfriend and he's been a little hesitant on doing it. I don't mind dressing up whoever he wants me to but he's been pretty shy to tell me and I need a little bit of time to pack it with me since we live a bit far from each other with not much privacy

[Anonymous No.7658783]

>>7658774
I can't do that, my shame would kill me...

>>7658775
Oh wow, you're right.
I guess t just feels like a really, really long time.
A really.
Really.
Long time.

[Anonymous No.7658786]

>>7658783
Do you... have any regular pics of your cosplay, at least? Now that I think about it I've never seen a proper Hex Maniac cosplay.

[Anonymous No.7658793]

>>7658786
I would, because I think it's pretty good, but if I post it here, it will be really easy to identify.
And I will forever be at risk of being recognized as the girl who gets plowed in that costume every day by her creepy man child boyfriend.

But if you see a hex maniac cosplay that uses a corset, that is probably me.

[Anonymous No.7658796]

>Tfw want to make a cosplay of evelynn
>Tfw still looking for a non-super Sayian type of wig that still resembles her
>Tfw bf would be willing to cosplay as TF
I would love to do this. But I'm worried about the body paint. I guess I could do shadow or masquerade eve.

[Anonymous No.7658797]

>Friend invited me to do a threesome with his girlfriend
>With cosplay involved
>And roleplay
That was a weird number of months

[Anonymous No.7658804]

>>7658793
Argh, now I really want to see... come on, please.

[Anonymous No.7658806]

>>7658797
oh no the flashbacks, you reminded me of some chick I met over break! I was hanging out in an anime chatango room and I got this string of messages.

She wanted me to come over and plow her in maid getup, while her boyfriend watched. So many red flags, ended up switching sites to avoid her. Some /b/tard doxxed her hard back in February, so she stopped inviting randoms. She flew across country to move in with her fiance, and then they broke up within the month... The chick was a mess.

[Anonymous No.7658807]

>>7658797
same except with less roleplay and i want my bf for a threesome with another girl but i dont think he really wants to

[Anonymous No.7658808]

>>7658806
NOOOOPE
Good thing you dodged a bullet

[Anonymous No.7658811]

>>7658808
I was lucky as hell. I had been sick that day, so I'd been up since 4 AM. I went on to watch Magi, and I get a message from somebody saying that they were in my area. She started chatting me up, and if I was able to get out of bed I might have done something regrettable.

Maybe there is a guy up there in the clouds, watching out for me.

[Anonymous No.7658825]

>>7658811
Man what the fuck, they just asked you out of nowhere? I thought you were talking about some friend that you knew or something

That is waaaaay creepy

[Anonymous No.7658830]

>>7658825
No, the first message was around 9:35 or so on there, and then that's how it ended up.

She asked a complete stranger to cuckold her in front of the fiance she had never met in person, all in the span of <30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.7658842]

>>7658830
Creeepy
Mine was with two best friends... and even then it was questionably awkward

[Anonymous No.7658846]

>>7658842
funny story, different occasion.

I had taken a friend, betabro who's about 6/10 in the looks department, to Ohayocon back in January. He'd never even grinded with a woman before.

So I finally get him to hook up with a lady friend during the rave, and I look over 3 minutes later and they're making out. I'm cheerin hard for betabro at this point. We left the rave to go to a late night panel, and this was the best part.

>He says "I'll see you later" as we leave
>She thought he said "Let's hook up later"
>She says OK
>We come back an hour later and she's like an alien facehugger on him
Betabro would have snagged him some fine poon that night, but we had to drive back because no hotel room.

Funniest part was he wasn't even fully dressed up, just in a white suit. Doesn't really matter under strobe lights, I guess.

>Tl;dr Betabro gets the accidental bootycall

[Anonymous No.7658851]

>>7658846
fuck yeah Betabro

[Anonymous No.7658853]

>>7658851
He then went back to college and slayed some poon. He burnt through like 2 girls in a week. I was mad proud. They grow up so fast :')

And then he's headed to Japan in the fall. White devil himself said his goal is to build a harem.

[Anonymous No.7658855]

>>7658767
Were you at anime Midwest today?

[Anonymous No.7658878]

>>7658846
Haha, that's great. Good going, Betabro.

[Anonymous No.7658966]

I just have such a thing for skirts but girls rarely wear them anymore, mostly because of creepy guys like me. I have to go to cons to fulfill my fetish.

[Anonymous No.7658985]

>>7658966
All my native Japanese friends wear skirts all the time.

Find a better crowd.

[Anonymous No.7659002]

>>7658842
Threesome with two best friends? Does sound awkward

[Anonymous No.7659042]

>>7659002
It was at first until we eased into it, then it was rather fun

[Anonymous No.7659056]

>>7659042
Maybe I'm too vanilla, but just surprised that you still managed to stay best friends afterwards without awkwardness. Was it planned out? Was it a one time thing? Sorry for all the curiosity. You don't have to answer.

[Anonymous No.7659125]

>>7659056
Yeah, we planned it ahead, did it twice over 4 months or so (once at a con and once at home). She was the one that wanted to try it with us two because she was pretty curious.

[Anonymous No.7659613]

>>7658806
never stick your dick in crazy, anon

[Anonymous No.7659652]

>>7658759
>tiger & bunny
>father and daughter
>sex

[Anonymous No.7659657]

Had sex with a crazy feminist dressed as gasai yuno on a bathroom stall. The perks of being a black guy.

>going to another on in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.7659670]

>>7659652
Yes thank you for stating the basis of the joke

[Anonymous No.7659698]

>>7659657
was it a fat white girl?

no racist

[Anonymous No.7659699]

>>7659698
No, she was a skinny white girl.

[Anonymous No.7659713]

My bf keeps telling me he'll buy me costumes to wear in the bedroom but he never actually does. I'm willing to wear whatever he buys for me but I'm pretty sure he'll never buy anything. He promised to buy me a vibrator too but eventually I bought one myself because he was taking so fucking long.
I'm a cheapskate and I don't really want to spend a lot of money on clothes that will just prolly get jizzed on, otherwise I'd buy shit myself. I really want a nice seifuku for some student/teacher roleplay...

[Anonymous No.7659721]

>tfw when no qt3.14 cosplay gf to have hot cosplay sex with

[Anonymous No.7659734]

>>7659721

You can buy an escort, and a costume

They'd probally charge you extra though

[Anonymous No.7659756]

>>7658806
>streaming
You deserve anything you get

[Anonymous No.7659842]

>>7658985
Your friends sound fun. Too bad all of my friends are losers just like me.

[Anonymous No.7659844]

>>7659734
If you worked in a science department it´d be "Finding new lows", anon.

[Anonymous No.7659848]

had a foursome with 3 black guys cosplaying as Digletts

[Anonymous No.7659863]

>>7659848
>passing up on the chance to call them 'nigglets'

[Anonymous No.7659865]

I require more con sex stories

[Anonymous No.7659868]

>>7659848
At ax this year? Are you a girl?

[Anonymous No.7659871]

I know a guy who fucked a girl cosplaying as Hatsune Miku in a hotel room at a con a while back. The twin ponytails are fun to hold on to during rough sex so I've been told. Everyone in our cosplay comm knows who it was so the story is a funny one to bring up. The wig must have been super glued to her head or some shit, Miku wigs get messy so quick.

[Anonymous No.7659874]

>tfw I need to get attractive and cosplay well so that I can actually have cosplay sex

[Anonymous No.7659932]

haven't done it in cosplay yet, but I did do it in lolita at a con last year. My SO really likes my poofy dresses, what can I say. I wasn't wearing brand but I was still really careful and the dress escaped without any harm.

I'll get around to cosplay sex one of these days...we've done couple cosplays so there's plenty to work with.

[Anonymous No.7660046]

went through a whole thread without posting vids or pix of sex in cosplay? i'm not proud, /cgl/

[Anonymous No.7660050]

>>7660046
Not mine but this is as close as you'll get

[Anonymous No.7660059]

>>7658806
I knew a guy who met a girl from 4chan
She ruined his life

[Anonymous No.7660062]

>>7660046
>blue board

[Anonymous No.7660072]

>>7660050
The eyebrows

[Anonymous No.7660074]

>>7660046
Most cosplay porn is japanese and 99% suck.

[Anonymous No.7660075]

>>7660062

[Anonymous No.7660077]

>see dudes dressed up as hot feminine dudes at anime conventions.
>don't even want them in my vag, just want them to rape my boyfriend while I watch.
I-I can't be the only one right?

[Anonymous No.7660087]

>>7660077
Congrats, you're a fujoshi.

[Anonymous No.7660130]

>tfw no gf
>tfw virgin
>tfw too old to lose virginity
>tfw too old to have kinky cosplay sex with a qt

I might as well end it all now

[Anonymous No.7660157]

>>7660130
How old?

[Anonymous No.7660164]

>>7660130
Damn dude how old are you and what's your problem?

[Anonymous No.7660177]

>>7660157
>>7660164
40
fat

[Anonymous No.7660181]

>you will never have sex with Sailor Mars

Damn you all to hell, attractive males.

[Anonymous No.7660182]

>>7660181
>not Jupiter

[Anonymous No.7660184]

>>7660182
>not Mercury

Either way, being just another face in the crowd at any con is just suffering.

[Anonymous No.7660193]

>>7660181

> You will never have sex with Sailor Chibi moon in fear of dropping the soap

[Anonymous No.7660201]

>>7660181
>not Venus

[Anonymous No.7660236]

>>7660077

Yea, that's fucked up

[Anonymous No.7660286]

>>7660201
Come on just let me deal with my feels.

[Anonymous No.7661424]

>>7660075
Oh wow.

[Anonymous No.7661530]

>>7660077
if you said raped by your boyfriend i might bite but nahh

[Anonymous No.7661532]

>>7660181
>not Uranus

[Anonymous No.7662195]

>>7660177
Yeah you should get off this board.

[Anonymous No.7662232]

>>7661532

I'd have sex with Uranus

[Anonymous No.7662277]

had sex with my GF in one of her cosplays after she had worn it to a few cons and broken a prop. The anime character is always riding on an animal, so she was on top and it was fantastic.

the character hasn't been cosplayed enough for me to say who without giving it away

[Anonymous No.7662295]

>>7659734
It doesn't cost extra as long as its brand new and she knows some other dirty girl didn't wear it.

>tfw everyone hates on escorts/hookers
>tfw use them on a fairly regular basis
>tfw its not that big of a deal

Places like Australia and Holland and shit already have brothels and shit its just the America's that are all "Oh my god prostitution so bad".

[Anonymous No.7662298]

No. My boyfriend is a normalfag and thats the way I like it.

[Anonymous No.7662301]

>>7662295
It's not that it's bad it's that you're so pathetic you had to resort to paying for sex because you can't talk to women.

Do you wear your fedora while counting out the money for them?

[Anonymous No.7662305]

i've only done it with my BF in a seifuku
i've toyed with the idea of getting some cheapy ebay cosplay of his favorite characters specifically for this purpose but i'm broke and lazy

[Anonymous No.7662310]

>having sex

[Anonymous No.7662316]

>>7662301
>too pathetic
Projecting son?

Theres nothing pathetic about it. I'm often travelling between cities for my job for potentially months at a time (Longest I've bounced between cities without returning home was 8 months) and thats not exactly relationship-stable. Paying for sex is much more convenient then taking a chance at the bar/club. I don't drink and generally hate the atmosphere of bars/clubs and even then sex is not a sure thing. I also get to call all the shots (within reason) and generally enjoy myself more.

But you know, keep on hatin' over nothing that matters.

[Anonymous No.7662319]

>>7662310
perma virgin here

reading about foursomes with black guys and tag teaming your female best friend with your male best friend depresses me

are these sexual encounters the norm?

[Anonymous No.7662323]

>>7662319
>are these sexual encounters the norm?

Normies lives are centered around sex. Elliot was a normie by the way.

[Anonymous No.7662325]

>>7658753
lmao
Well at least she was probably turned on by the kinkiness of fucking someone wearing a full helmet rather than turned off by your face.

[Anonymous No.7662328]

>>7658855
I highly doubt this anon still cosplays that character in public anywhere. They would have had to make a new costume...and would probably find it an exasperating character now anyway.

[Anonymous No.7662329]

Someone has answered the question of most guys that come in here: how to get laid at conventions. http://www.returnofkings.com/37273/a-guide-for-getting-laid-at-anime-conventions

Can we have tips on how to avoid creepers that only wanna have sex?
well i'll give the writer this: he is missing more male archetypes in his article

[Anonymous No.7662339]

>>7662323
I know normies have sex but I'm talking about situations where you're getting railed by a black guy in the bathroom stall at an anime convention and you're a pasty skinny white girl. I'm using references from this thread by the way, so no racist.

[Anonymous No.7662341]

>>7662329
>Can we have tips on how to avoid creepers that only wanna have sex?
Do you mean how to avoid creepers that are harassing or taking upskirts or w/e?
Because the guys cruising for sex are only hoping to find girls also cruising for sex (of which there are plenty), so actually WILL take a firm no for an answer to leave you alone, mostly. Just my experience.

[Anonymous No.7662342]

>>7662329
>http://www.returnofkings.com/37273/a-guide-for-getting-laid-at-anime-conventions

That website is fucking 10/10 comedy.

>How to avoid creepers that only want to have sex
Don't give it up the first date? Chances are every male that talks to you is going to want to jump your bones at some point. Thats just how it is.

[Anonymous No.7662383]

>>7658806
>Chatango
lel

[Anonymous No.7662395]

>>7658806
>streaming

[Anonymous No.7662547]

While on this topic, how do I tell if a girl is a kissless virgin waifu material?

[Anonymous No.7662567]

>>7662547
Ask her.

[Anonymous No.7662573]

Sex at cons is just like sex in real life: if you're good looking, alpha, and can entertain a woman without coming off as a tryhard than you get laid; if you cannot (even if you're just an average guy) then you get nothing/almost-nothing.

[Anonymous No.7662581]

I'm not necessarily cruising for sex at a con, but I'd feel like an even huger degenerate trying to explain what I actually want to do, so I never bother.

I'm into navel fetishism/worship, so cosplay with exposed tummy is pretty much the best thing ever. I want to get them alone and take pictures of it, to tell them how sexy it is & kiss it or grope it. I'd really like to be allowed to cum on it too, but I understand that most people are kinda reluctant to risk getting their cosplay that they spent hours on dirty.

Somehow it seems like "u want sum fuk" would actually come of as less creepy.

[Anonymous No.7662592]

>>7662573
ha
>tfw beta
>tfw good looking face and body
>tfw girls approach me and i spill spaghetti and still get laid
not the same as real life my friend, you don't need to be the alpha douchebro to pull

[Anonymous No.7662593]

>>7662567

HI ARE YOU A KISSLESS VIRGIN!? YOU CAN BE MY MAID AND ILL BE YOUR GOSHUJIN-SAMA

Like that?

[Anonymous No.7662600]

>>7662592
>Say you need to be good-looking
>Fill a criteria
>Claim rubbish
Yeah, okay. Being good-looking is 90% of it. Average guys won't even get the time of day, since they are just faces in the crowd.

[Anonymous No.7662604]

>>7662573
You certainly don't have to be alpha, just good with talking to people

And don't be oblivious and miss hints if someone's hitting on you, jesus christ it's the WORST

[Anonymous No.7662620]

>>7662604
Yeah but it's not like girls will talk to you if aren't attractive. And if you just go up to a girl it's very clear what the intention is.

[Anonymous No.7662633]

>>7662620
I'm a 5/10 and I had a 8/10 friend pining after me one time (which I missed the hint on)

It's rare but possible

[Anonymous No.7662638]

>>7662633
I'm not going to sit around waiting for any rare chances.

[Anonymous No.7662653]

>>7660181
>>7660201
>tfw I will never have sex with sailor mars dressed as sailor venus.

[Anonymous No.7662716]

Been there, done that. It's certainly not handy with long wigs. I can tell you that

[Anonymous No.7664543]

>> 7662604

if under 18
> plays with hair
> upturned eyes
> giggles like a whore

if over 18
> lots of eye contact
> mentions they are single
> wants to move somewhere private

Am I missing any signs?

[Anonymous No.7664551]

>>7662604

if under 18
> plays with hair
> upturned eyes
> giggles like a whore

if over 18
> lots of eye contact
> mentions they are single
> wants to move somewhere private

Am I missing any hints?

[Anonymous No.7664716]

>>7664551
they're suddenly friendly, engaging you in conversation instead of vice versa, lots of other tiny things. But that's the gist of it.

[Anonymous No.7664794]

>>7658753
>have huge mask/helmet kink
>terrified of offending the person

suffering

[Anonymous No.7664840]

>>7664551
Proper full on hinting with words too, like "sorry about that girl not noticing you, how about you hang with me instead?" etc.
Just don't be an airhead and miss those moments

[Anonymous No.7664848]

>>7664840
Them feeling up your abs in your shirtless cosplay is a sign too right?

[Anonymous No.7664849]

>>7664848
Usually yes

[Soto No.7665748]

Last time I had sex at a con was in 2012
Had the chance to fuck a trap but down shifted into spaghetti gear and couldn't do it

[Anonymous No.7665754]

>>7664794
If you're giving up the goods most dudes will go along with leaving the helmet on... mostly because its relatively tame.

If you were like
>Sit in this bathtub full of ice until you're nice and cold then bend over for my 9 inch strap on
He's going to nope the fuck out of there.

Leaving a helmet/mask on is tame as shit. Its like a +1 over vanilla.

[Anonymous No.7666186]

>>7659657
Feel like I've heard a story about this once, before.

[Anonymous No.7666191]

>>7658753
I've heard of mask/helmet fetishes, so that's one possibility.

[Anonymous No.7666198]

>>7658705
:'-)

[Anonymous No.7666216]

Played a show at a con, drummer called up two of his gal pals. Both were over 6 foot tall college basketball players. White girl asked me to get her ice for a drink, follows me as I make it, oulls me in bathroom and gives me a bj. Lol week or so later she got with a bandmate.

Few years later, I'm working con as techie. Get done saturday night, start relaxing process, run into the girly I met earlier that day and white knighted for her when her xbf was being a prick. She took my cosplay wig, I retrieved it from her room, suddenly all her female friends are leaving, I better leave too I thought, she tells me to wait inside while she gets ready to leave. I stand by the door for a bit. She comes out of the bathroom in bra and panties, tells me to latch the door and get in bed with her. Start making out and foreplaying, she asks me to change back into costume. I do, we start 69ing. Then I start doing her doggy style. Im pulling her arms back, slapping ass cheeks and about to cum. Door starts going crazy, roommates try to open the door but latch prevents it. They start shouting, we start moaning and groaning loud. Turns out somebody was passed out under the bed and wake up and we all freak out, but I dont stop. She leaves, roommates dart in and grab booze bottles, we stop fucking, lel one asks me for a cig. I say fuck off and wave my cock around. Door slams. I resume fucking and cum after another 10-15.

As I walked out to go smoke and leave> About 10 people applaud me as I walk past.

> get in my car, notice i was in such a rush to dress and gtfo I put both legs into one underwear leg and the other half was stucking out my pants.

[Anonymous No.7666240]

>Yearly con ingo to out of state.
>Seen most guests already
> decide to blow off a years worth of steam and party hard
>get super drunk, smoke bad bad fake weed and trip hard
> miss out on hanging with crush that night
> migraine headache and 6am fire alarm
> recover, run into gal. Hang for a minute and seperate
> run into her as room party ends. Leave, and sone neckbeard tags along
> hang outside and smoke out and drink a lil
> go to chill suite, guy is putting hands on my special ladt friend
> tell him hands off and get the fuck out of the room, 5 seconds to fuck off
>dude leaves, I apologize and curse at him
> both our shared rooms are occupied.
> say fuggit and strip and shower and start fucking her against the wall.
> pull out, cum on her belly/legs
> she exits shower, towels off and leaves
> mfw douchebro roommate uses towel to dry his face in the morning

[Anonymous No.7666247]

I had sex with my bf in my Lucca cosplay.
He has always had a thing for Lucca. I did her for the last con and he told me he wanted to do me with the costume on after. I did it but without the wig (my hair's just like her's just not purple) and the headgear (could break).

It was really intense and fun if I must say!

[Anonymous No.7666249]

>>7666247
Btw Lucca from chrono trigger not Vocaloid Lucca

[Anonymous No.7666256]

>>7662604
>And don't be oblivious and miss hints if someone's hitting on you, jesus christ it's the WORST

>Tfw get hit on so frequently, yet I'm so oblivious, my friends made a drinking game out of it.

[Anonymous No.7666259]

>>7662323
All lives are centered around sex

[Anonymous No.7666263]

>>7658767
My boyfriend's birthday is in a week. thanks for the idea, anon!

[Anonymous No.7666291]

>>7666259
>weeaboos
>sluts
>lacan

Truly this thread is hell

[Anonymous No.7666308]

>>7666291
>shittalking Lacan

[Anonymous No.7666314]

>>7658793
?

[Anonymous No.7666334]

>>7658705
> That feel when you will never find a cute boyfriend who will cosplay link from twilight princess for you.

> The feel when BF link cosplayer will never tie you up in bondage.

> That feel when you will never have hot sex with a sexy link cosplayer.

> That feel knowing you will always be the one cosplaying for your boyfriend needs instead of him cosplaying for yours.

[Anonymous No.7666338]

>>7666256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEvsGC-iMhs

[Anonymous No.7666365]

>>7666334
Those are my favorite things. I'd be your Link, oh well. Also, Twilight princess is best Zelda.

[Anonymous No.7666373]

>>7666334

Just tell him that you want him to return the favour, don't be so fucking beta.

[Anonymous No.7666392]

>>7665748
Was the trap passable/hot? I wish I could meet a trap

[Soto No.7666409]

>>7666392
eh, not even too sure

[Anonymous No.7666414]

>>7666409
eww, did he look better in person? I don't see how thats a trap

[Soto No.7666420]

>>7666414
Well I was drinking, alot. So theres that

[Anonymous No.7666424]

>>7666409
I have a better picture Op.

[Anonymous No.7666515]

>>7666414
>>7666424

With booze, WouldBerry/10

Without booze... meh.

When you say
>had the chance
how close were you, really?

[Anonymous No.7666612]

>>7666409
>>7666420
>>7666424

Anthony stop posting pictures of me what the fuck

>>7666414
>>7666515

I am a guy you know, 100% passing traps are generally on hormones, don't get your expectations too high mate

[Anonymous No.7666618]

>>7666612
you're internet famous now Matt

[Anonymous No.7666620]

>>7666612
>hating your masculinity so much that you desperately grasp at the caricature of the opposite gender
Just don't reproduce

[Anonymous No.7666636]

>>7666620
Considering hormones usually result in sterility, I don't think that's much of an issue.

[Anonymous No.7666643]

lel

[Anonymous No.7666911]

>>7666612
>I am a guy you know
Isn't that the point?

[Anonymous No.7667737]

>>7666612
For someone not on hormones you scrub up well. My expectations are set exactly at these pics.

I said, were I in his position I would be more than happy to fornicate with you. It's a weird, half-assed, backhanded compliment.
Take it or leave it.
>>7666515

[Anonymous No.7667757]

I fuck my boyfriend in every costume I make that allows it. He's started requesting I make escape hatches in the crotches of my bodysuit costumes though and that's where I draw the line. Too much work lol

[Anonymous No.7667830]

>>7666612
Is the one on the left a trap too?

[spoiler]Please say no[spoiler]

[Anonymous No.7667834]

>>7666643
Thisguyislikeniggaiknowyoureatrap.jpg

[Anonymous No.7667845]

>>7666612
Oh cool, I did the girl on the left on the second night.

[Anonymous No.7667849]

My gf likes when I dress up as deadpool for sex, but only if she does my makeup all scarred and deformed. Now she has a list of disfigured characters she wants to do. Darth Vader, snake eyes, spawn, two face, Kaz Miller with an arm hidden etc.

Should I feel creeped out as bad as I do about this, or just be glad if I get mutilated in an accident my gal would probably stay.

[Anonymous No.7667852]

>>7667849
maybe you're ugly so she's just making an improvement

no but maybe she just has a weird kink

[Anonymous No.7667871]

>>7667845
Post greentext story or tit pics

[Anonymous No.7667886]

>>7667852
Im not the greatest looking, but far from hideous. She is kinky for sure, and will do anything I ask and suggests things I'd never ask for, like wanted to be "graped" etc

Im just a little weirded out because of my military background and seeing this lind of stuff first hand. I hope its just a phase and I dont wake up to a facefull of boiling oil.

[Anonymous No.7667892]

>>7667886
your girl wants to be gang raped

let that sink in for a minute

[Anonymous No.7667895]

>>7667892
Better than the last girl I tried to get with, that didnt want to be gang raped and was. Lel

[Anonymous No.7667900]

>>7667892
no she wants grape juice poured over her tits get your mind out of the gutter

[Anonymous No.7667904]

>>7667892
Well, is better than the last girl I tried to date. Apparently she didnt want to be gang raped and was at some time, so turned into a tumbltard feminist and takes her anger out on decent guys. Least I am happy and getting sex frequently, versus veing shamed for being attracted to a girl that is dead emotionally and sexually.

[Anonymous No.7667909]

>>7667900
Nah. She just wanted me to throw her down on the floor, rip her panties off, pin her arms over her head and fuck her roughly. Play rape basically, but she calls it graping.

[Anonymous No.7667929]

>>7662232
I got to do this as neptune. it was awesome.

[Anonymous No.7667954]

>>7662547
You can just tell if they're pure.

[Anonymous No.7667999]

>>7667909
Obviously anon is still a virgin and likes to make up story's about imaginary girls with terrible taste for sailormoon lingerie that is so low quality you can buy it in 99 cent stores or in your local Mexican fiesta clothing store.

[Anonymous No.7668062]

>>7667999
Someone is mad I get some kinky freaky sex on the regular. Tell you what, drop the nice guy routine, make attempts to communicate and be honest without getting too perverted initially. Dont admit your feelings, act likw you dont really care and your time is important and valuable. Once I finally broke down and dropped the woe is me bullshit, everything turned out improving in my life. Got a gf, got a job, got a motorcycle, quit smoking, started working out, planning on moving out of my dad's house in a month or two. Now, I just love making people jealous, as thats why I have a hoard of haters anyway.

[Anonymous No.7668073]

>>7662547
Protip, no such thing as a pure woman. Despite what tumblrtarded seagulls say, women want to be treated like a whore to an extent. Dont listen to the dikes and vendetta chans that are so hurt about the man they treated poorly and left her for another woman.

[Anonymous No.7668092]

>>7660074

[Anonymous No.7668103]

>>7659848
Nice. Who went about propositioning who?

[Anonymous No.7668122]

>tfw no qt3.14 bf that accepts my weird kinks/fetishes

[Anonymous No.7668124]

>>7667909
>graping
>being the grapist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b_QBP_A

[Anonymous No.7668125]

>Animazement this year
>go to the rave dressed as a catboy with a tu-tu on and blue/greenish hair because I lost a bet with my friends
>my face when the whole place was apparently gay and kept trying to kidnap me or grind me to death

Closest thing I got to sexual story at a con.

[Anonymous No.7668136]

>>7668122
Go on batshit crazy girl

[Anonymous No.7668146]

>>7668122

Only if we do it in cosplay

[Anonymous No.7668155]

Never been to a con before
I'm decent to good looking and cosplaying a shirtless character at this AWA
what are my chances to get laid

[Anonymous No.7668158]

>sex
That's a real thing? Like a thing people actually do? I keep hearing about it but I don't think it actually exists.

[Anonymous No.7668171]

mmmm I haven't actually got layed at a con yet but I cosplay as a cute faun girl and at some point I want to so some roleplay in my cosplay involving bondage and my horns/ears as erogenous zones

Pic related, my headpiece with the horns on it (ignore my ghetto wig head orz)

[Soto No.7668185]

>>7666612
Matt pls being tsundere will get you nowhere

>>7666515
Well it was between fucking over one of my close friends or gettin it in.
Typical bros over hoes kind of shit.

[Anonymous No.7668212]

>>7668171
That sounds insanely tacky. Like gag-inspiringly so. Don't worry though, if you're into girls at all I'm sure you can find a fellow tumblrer to do that with you

[Anonymous No.7668218]

>>7666249
>Lucca from chrono trigger

Your BF has good taste for Chrono Trigger.

But not Marle or Ayla? Weirdo

[Anonymous No.7668248]

>>7668124
She has shown me that, the hitler and dinosaur rap and other clips from the show. She has a great sense if humor and could only be happier if she'd give me a footjob, but for whatever reason wont let me touch her feet at all. I find that odd since alot if kinks are no problem, but kissing and rubbing her feet are a no-no.

[Anonymous No.7668262]

>>7668218

He likes his girls like that I guess lol
He kinda hinted me he wanted me to dress as Lucca so I did and he went crazy.

[Anonymous No.7668284]

>>7668171
I'd lay you, bb.

[Anonymous No.7668419]

I always wanted to. Here's how it always goes for me.

>Met random girl at con.
>Start talking.
>totally hitting it off.
>TOTALLY HITTING IT OFF.
>Hang out pretty much the whole con.
>"Hey can I get your number?"
>Sorry I have a boy friend.
>Boy friend then comes out of nowhere, stands there looking angry and tried like he doesn't want to be there while his gf starts talking about random shit.
>Leaves with out saying a word.
>"We've been going out for 3 years now!"

[Anonymous No.7668453]

>>7659670
>>7658759
Any other variations?
I swear, there was one with Batman and Wonder Woman.

[Anonymous No.7668512]

>tfw not in a relationship nor am I looking for one right now
>tfw not waifu cute or sexy enough to get picked up by guys at a con

[Anonymous No.7668550]

Best sex I ever had was in my Nanami Chiaki cosplay, I bought the cheap ebay one cause I didn't have time to sew it and the first time I put it on my boyfriend almost immediately fucked me on the couch and then came on my canon-accurate panties.

It was the best. No regrets. I'd NEVER do it in a costume I actually sewed myself though.

[Anonymous No.7668607]

Not rly a sex story but still sexual; I was cosplaying Korra and having a good time when an Amon cosplayer (one of the only two I saw the whole con) came up and gave my ass a nice squeeze.

It was flattering and it made my weekend.

[Anonymous No.7668614]

>>7668512

Show face. Will respond and tell you if i'd pick you up bb.

>>7668607

>amon

[Anonymous No.7668883]

>>7658705
>working on cosplay that has a very distinctive collar
>girl I'm fucking at the time likes how it looks on me
>we have sex while I'm wearing it
>nothing special since Its just an accesory and there wasn't any kind of roleplay or anything involved.
>Forget I had the collar and fall asleep after sex
>Wake up around 4 am feeling I couldn't breathe
>girl was asleep on the collar and I was being strangled by it.

Wish I could find a girl who is into cosplay so I can get the full experience.

[Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU No.7668897]

>>7658806
> o-o
> ,///,
> <_<
> :I

If she's using emotes every three seconds, she's too young for you, bro

[Anonymous No.7668976]

I'm a shy grill who wants to fug a convention boy. W-what do I cosplay that's cute

[Anonymous No.7668998]

>>7658806
>streaming
>calling it tag team

You dodged a fucking landwhale.

[Anonymous No.7669016]

Is it me or do you have a more likely chance to get laid at a con if you kinda aren't trying to? I mean for me I haven't had it happen yet since when I go there it's mostly to socialize with people and make some new buddies.

Most cases of getting sex would probably be completely at random. Either at a rave (often that's how people hook-up) or maybe at a room party (easiest way is with a game of truth or dare). I think you just try to go with the flow and if it happens then it happens also joking around helps your chances kinda.

[Anonymous No.7669025]

>>7660075
sauce, pls tell me theres more to this

[Anonymous No.7669075]

>>7667757
>He's started requesting I make escape hatches in the crotches of my bodysuit costumes
Wouldn't that make it easier to take a piss in them?

[Anonymous No.7669092]

>>7668550

Not sure if girlfriend or this is just a common thing...

[Anonymous No.7669146]

>>7669016
>Is it me or do you have a more likely chance to get laid at a con if you kinda aren't trying to?
Not only at a con. I think is like that everywhere.

[Anonymous No.7669148]

>>7669016
If your main objective is to get laid, you're gonna have a bad time
Go with the flow is right

[Anonymous No.7669151]

>>7668976
Find a costume that's flattering for your body type, and that's easy to make / buy.
Doesn't necessarily have to be something new / popular, as long as it looks good on you.

Maybe go to the cosplay suggestion thread for more specific ideas. You probably don't want to post your pic in this thread, anyway.

[Anonymous No.7669167]

>>7660074

Probably because in most action manga/anime, everybody acts like they're American. It's weird seeing those kind of characters portrayed by people who basically squint at and mumble to each other.

[Anonymous No.7669170]

>>7668976

Cosplay a girl

Works every time

[Anonymous No.7669181]

>>7668550
>>7669092

This needs answers!
I'm on edge.

[Anonymous No.7669211]

Had con sex as Roxy from Homestuck. She was also cosplaying Roxy. Selfcest aw yea

[Anonymous No.7669273]

>>7668419
You guys hung out the whole con and you didn't think to make a move at all until the end? retard

[Anonymous No.7669341]

>>7669211
>Roxy
Never read Homestuck, but goddamn I have a weak spot for people who cosplay her.

[Anonymous No.7669425]

>>7660046
there's not much american cosplay porn for anime, except like that weird naruto cosplay vid. i wish i could find more stuff like that tbh.

[Anonymous No.7669454]

>>7662277
SEJUANI.

Brit's boyfriend.
Final answer

[Anonymous No.7669608]

>>7668453
Oh yeah
Don't think I have the Batman/WW one though

[Anonymous No.7669609]

>>7669608

[Anonymous No.7669610]

>>7669609

[Anonymous No.7669611]

>>7669610

[Anonymous No.7669612]

>>7669611
And a template if y'all wanna do your own...

[Anonymous No.7669614]

>>7669612

[Anonymous No.7669615]

>>7669211
Good going anon, Roxy is pretty much waifu.

>tfw homestuck trash
>tfw no matter how much grey paint i will never be a hermaphrodite with a tentacle dick
>tfw no interspecies sex

[Anonymous No.7669619]

>>7669612
I got this from ages ago.

[Anonymous No.7669723]

>>7666216
>able to get both your scrawny chicken legs into one hole
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.7669775]

My first boyfriend and I had sex in cosplay once, but he was cosplaying as a pretty dominating character and, as a fairly meek person irl, couldn't really get fully into the role, so it wasn't much different than normal sex. My current boyfriend is a normalfag who wants to do, like, Sexy Cop type roleplay, but not actual cosplay stuff. Oh well.

A friend of mine said she tried to get her nerdy boyfriend to have cosplay sex by surprising him in a catsuit (I think she was Black Widow or something), and he just laughed at her.

[Anonymous No.7669835]

Met a Spidey at a con, we started talking and hit it off. I invite him to my hotel room later that evening and he agreed. Made out and had sex in our costumes. Here's a pic I took of him while he was sleeping.

[Anonymous No.7669843]

>>7669835
>using a frequently posted pic

[Anonymous No.7669876]

>>7669723
Hey, sorry I am in shape, can run without getting winded, and have sex with pretty women.

Maybe if you weren't so judgemental and carrying a shitty attitude at all times you could find someone willing to have sex with you. Maybe if you werent hideously fat and jealous over anybody with upward mobility.

[Anonymous No.7669930]

>>7669211
I only continued reading Homestuck for Roxy

[Anonymous No.7670171]

>>7662600
>>7662592
>>7662573
>>if you're good looking, alpha, and can entertain a woman

>tfw good looking, pretty muscular with a really nice body-build but no visible abs (powerlifter)
>tfw try to start conversations with qt's, but they never go anywhere
>tfw try to start conversations with average girls, they eventually lose interest

>tfw try to start conversations with tomboys, we end up actually doing things together - lifting, hiking, archery, wrestling (awww yiss), playing vidya, watching animu

Why is it so hard to entertain girly girls? It's like they hate doing anything that doesn't cost hundreds of dollars, or anything that might make them sweat.

[Anonymous No.7670185]

>>7669876
>having scrawny-ass chicken calves
>being in shape

[Anonymous No.7670197]

>>7669876
>all that implying
Pretty sure my boyfriend with his delicious, muscular thighs enjoyed banging me in the shower before work this morning. Stay angry, string bean.

[Anonymous No.7670218]

>>7670185
>>7670197
Oh, thanks, I live for the hate. Shit, it was more like I was in a rush to get the fuck out of there anyways. Fucking SJW feminazis. Dont hate that I took a girl from her dumbass bf, banged the shit out of her so she will never forget and cruised on my own way and never looked back.

Captcha > hatter reeswed

[Anonymous No.7670246]

>>7666216
>As I walked out to go smoke and leave> About 10 people applaud me as I walk past.
>And then I jumped in my flying car and flew it to the moon while Neil Armstrong wept openly at the sight of my giant penis

okay

[Anonymous No.7670255]

>>7670218
>not liking skinny ass dudes
>sjw feminazi

[Anonymous No.7670262]

>>7670218
>implying the girl you banged was more than a 5/10

[Anonymous No.7670271]

>>7670218
>Dont hate that I took a girl from her dumbass bf

You said it was her ex, tho.

[Anonymous No.7670286]

>>7670246
>>7670255
>>7670271
>>7670262

You guys crack me up. She was a solid 7/10 and 19 years old. Yeah. She broke up and I ran the dickwad off when he tried to come claim her again and she got turned on. But if thats the best you got I may have to go mess with /toy/ and go all alpha senpai on the aspies again. At least they have a sense of humor and self worthbhigh enough not to pick at somebody successful at getting beautiful woman.

It is funny though, you can hate about this and that but you can't hate my 8 inch cock. You'll never get close enough to it because you are a bunch of fat, ugly, awkward, stuck on tumblr, vapid shallow cunts.

[Anonymous No.7670317]

>>7670171
Tomboys are the purest

[Anonymous No.7670334]

>>7670286
you can exaggerate your stories all you want, get real you banged a 5/10 at an anime convention

far from alpha

[Anonymous No.7670348]

>>7670286
>"I [allegedly] put my [allegedly] 8-inch peen in an [allegedly] beautiful [alleged] 19-year-old [alleged] girl, praise me"
>posts this on a board that's 75% women

nobody cares about your dick faggot

[Anonymous No.7670351]

>>7670286
>being this defensive
>on an anonymous board
dis nigga lion

[Anonymous No.7670353]

>>7670171
>tfw try to start conversations with qt's, but they never go anywhere
>tfw try to start conversations with average girls, they eventually lose interest

Tomboys can probably just relate to you better. Why not date one? You may be more physically attracted to girly girls but if you have nothing else in common, you have no real future with them.

[Anonymous No.7670368]

>>7670197
So, why in the shower? He doesnt want your stink on his bed. Probablt have a dry vag too and stinks like a week old filet o fish left in a hot car.

[Anonymous No.7670370]

>>7670348
You sure did point it out though. Envious of your little rubber stamp?

>75% women

Landwhales, bulldikes, trannies and faggots dont count as women.

[Anonymous No.7670374]

Never had sex at a convention

I have kissed that is about it

[Anonymous No.7670423]

>>7669273

Yes and no.

Point is I met someone, we hit it off and then we like, hang out the whole day and do nothing but flirting and shit. Weather it's the whole con or a day I am not hiding the fact that I'm totally trying to get laid and well yeah, I pop the question and it's "sorry already taken!".

[Anonymous No.7670586]

>>7670374
That's about the extent to my con shenanigans, too.
>At room party.
>People having sex in room next to us.
>Everyone talking about sex.
>Friend mentions I'm a virgin.
>Chuckle that I had my first kiss a few months ago.
>Girl I just met looks at me astonished. Almost looks offended. Still didn't know her name by this point.
>She leans immediately leans across table and kisses me.
>Asks if I want to go into the spare room on the other side and lose my v-card.
>She's really drunk, I'm sober as can be.
>Feel like it'd be taking advantage of the situation, and don't really even know her.
>Politely decline.
Had a chance, glad I didn't take it, though.

[Anonymous No.7670596]

>>7670368
Nah, just a good place to fuck when we don't have a lot of time getting ready in the morning. You're so upset, it's adorable.

[Anonymous No.7670655]

>>7670586
Jesus Christ, what a fucking white knight. She better have been ugly.

[Anonymous No.7670670]

>>7670286
Never in the history of things that never happened has something not happened as much as this.

[Anonymous No.7670673]

>>7670586

>Feel like taking advantage

I found your problem

[Anonymous No.7670684]

>>7670655
>what a white knight
Not him, but I was the same about 3 years ago.

I wanted it to be special and with someone I cared about (not even religious or anything) and I finally got my chance with my then girlfriend (now wife) and it feels good, its not like it really matters anyways.