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http://www.returnofkings.com/37273/a-guide-for-getting-laid-at-anime-conventions
What does /cgl/ think of this article? Do people really hook up at cons?

>> No.7636105

gr8 b8 m8. this thread was made and deleted already

>> No.7636106

Of fucling course people hook up at cons. You literally just need to talk to someone at a con to hook up with them.
Hooking up with someone normally is fishing, meeting someone at a bar/club is fly fishing, and hooking up with someone at a con is dynamite fishing.

>> No.7636123

>>7636106
This guide seems pretty legit, but where can I find hot cosplayer girls? Most I've met have horrible body odor, some sort of mental condition or even both!

>> No.7636131

>>7636105
I wasn't aware.

>> No.7636138

>>7636087
yes. all the time.
wear shorts, with socks and crocks, put on a fedora, wear a mlp shirt
and tell lolitas that you want to be a brolita.
if you aren't swimming in pussy in the next 10 minutes you're doing it wrong.

>> No.7636143

>>7636123
If you're disgusting, you'll only attract the ugly ones. If you're halfway decent you'll meet some nice ones.

>>7636138
This. Do this.

>> No.7636270

Average guy at a convention is a sperglord, so if you are average normally, there you will be above average.

A decent amount of hot girls coswhore for attention, not the type of girl you'd want to long term, but easy enough to hump and dump.

>> No.7636279

>>7636138
A+ advice I've gotten laid 5 times at one con thanks to this

>> No.7636283

>>7636138
I have personally slept with over 20 men with this exact description. As a nerd girl, seeing a man who's not super obsessed with how he looks and wears his nerd flag high gets me super wet. Also brolitas are universally hot.

>> No.7636298

>>7636283
pls be in london

(that's a /fit/ meme so it obviously means I'm incredibly ripped and sexy, ladies)

>> No.7636301

I'm a 32 years old photographer (7-6 years now)

I never thought of doing that but I think I'll play that card this year. Is it a good idea?

>> No.7636305

>>7636301
do it. make sure to ask for pantyshots. if the girl is into it she'll take you to the backroom and blow you real quick

>> No.7636311

>>7636138
fuck yeah, brolitas are so fucking sexy.
fuck those ones that blend in.
I want last minute ebay dress, I want fucking milanoo, I want them to hump me in itchy lace god that is such a turnon

>> No.7636320

>>7636305
really?

why am I only hearing this now? no many wasted nights

>> No.7636345

>but a whole new breed of people is in to anime.
>This new breed is young attractive women with mental issues

>Women have jumped on to the anime bandwagon. Most of them joined because they’re the second tier of attractive women.
>These women would be considered Bargain Bin to regular society.
>However, to anime loving nerds, these are the new 9′s and 10′s for the anime world

This article is golden

>> No.7636480

most in this article is probably bs but the idea is pretty good, gonna try this out if i ever go to a con.

>> No.7636577

I think I had a good shot at a hook up once but I spilled my spaghetti hardcore and ran away. Then I bought pizza and cried myself to sleep; like I do most nights.