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So anyone here getting ready for NYCC?

Been training to cosplay Zangief.

>> No.7635089
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7635089

>>7635068
bump

>> No.7635138

>>7635089
>bumping 10 minutes later

Fuck back off to /fit/, nobody here is going to stroke your overinflated ego. You look disgusting and inhuman. Girls don't find this shit attractive.

Have fun parading your tiny dick around in your shitty Zangief costume.

>> No.7635148

>>7635138
OP slathers his gay mohawk pic all over /fit/

and now to stumble upon it on /cgl/

this guy is the definition of tool

>> No.7635163

OP's a faglord: confirmed

Inb4 cosplay progress photo in red trunks.

>> No.7635166

>>7635068
your just not built to be zangief. tiny legs

>> No.7635172

don't you know seagulls only like ottermode boys?

you look grotesque

>> No.7635202
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7635202

>no picture of your legs

Hahahaha.

>> No.7635233

you don't look tall enough to date me

>> No.7635260

>>7635172
Ew, no, not all of us.
Bearmode or nothing.

OP is still gross either way though.

>> No.7635263
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7635263

how does it feel to be a manlet?

>> No.7635270

>>7635260
It's either ottermode or bearmode. Anything in-between looks pathetic.

>> No.7635302

>I like skinnyfat boys tho

>> No.7635402

>>7635302
Whale detected

>> No.7635403

Can we stop bumping this retarded thread?

>> No.7635427

>>7635138
>Lifting for girls
ohh damn hoe you salty.

>> No.7635498

>>7635068
Hello brother

>> No.7635581

>>7635138
-some random boy

>> No.7635585

Not even op, but wow so many jelly

>> No.7635593

>>7635585
samefag detected

>> No.7635622

>>7635427
>>7635581
Lifting is fine but OP looks like a fucking roidmonster and it's disgusting. Not to mention this thread is fucking useless and he only posted here in hopes that /cgl/ would want his dick.

>> No.7635633

>>7635622
Maybe he needs a little help after his pecs and lats grew too much

>> No.7635874

>>7635068
but zangief is bear. better start snarfing those big macs.

>> No.7635895
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7635895

women don't know what they want

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7635897

>> No.7635922
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7635922

funny how it seems op only posted once then left the thread and then all the jelly doughnuts come out to play

>> No.7635925

>>7635068
Actually I think you'd make a better Vaas, but that's just me

>> No.7635932

Everyday is upper body day

>> No.7635942
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7635942

>>7635068
Get on my level, punk.

>> No.7635950

>>7635942
PLS BE IN LONDON

>> No.7635956
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7635956

>Oh hey, NYCC thread, I'm really looking forward to October
>read thread

>> No.7635962

>>7635956
its ok, op will have fun and none of these kids will say a word to his face.

>> No.7635980

What you cycling brah?

>> No.7635996

>>7635962

>implying swole = intimidating

Even MMA guys get their asses kicked in fights outside the ring.

>> No.7635999

>>7635996

Not by bitter aging yaoi fangirls who find themselves facing the reality that the wrinkles under their eyes are starting to show through the makeup and it might be time to stop playing dress-up.

>> No.7636002

>>7635962
why would we even want to talk with him?

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>>7635999
burrrrrrrrrrrn

>> No.7636040

>>7635999
All that implying.

>> No.7636465

>>7635068
I don't really think you're gonna get the size you need for Zangief, pick someone smaller

>> No.7636470

>>7635999
Hit the population of /cgl/ rather well there champ

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7636532

>>7635068
>hurr so stronk
>pick up EZ con girls, u mirin?
>cosplay = mohawk and wife beater
>>>/fit
Come on, buddy. I don't know why /fit/ douches keep coming here, they have no costume or make-up talent and their physiques are ALWAYS sub-par.

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7636996

I feel sorry for op. He just wanted to talk about nycc and share what cosplay he was aiming for. No mention of congirls or bigwangs.

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7637098

found a pic of OP showing his legs

>> No.7637684

>>7636532

He said he was training for Zangief cosplay, not that that's it.

Goddamn idiot.

>> No.7637725

>>7637098
Comedy gold

>> No.7637728

>>7637684
So it's not even as complex as wearing a wife beater? It's wearing less?

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7638577

>dat thread backfire

>> No.7638813

Train your traps, mang

Looking good otherwise, don't listen to the others

>> No.7638847

>>7638813
>men giving men compliments
>lifting for men

nice try pubehawk

looks like you have a hairy muff on your head

>> No.7639050

>>7637728
And people say women who cosplay I'm bikinis are attention whores.

>> No.7639130

>>7639050
>I'm bikinis

Hi, bikinis

>> No.7639267

>>7639050

*in

>> No.7639271

>>7639130
Hurr autocorrect is funny

>> No.7639278

>>7635068

Isn't Zangief a 6 foot tall hairy Russian and not a 5 foot tall, vaguely Asian looking manlet?

>> No.7639316

>>7639278
>compensating manlets

when will they learn

>> No.7639450

>>7635942
please cosplay Cammy White please

>> No.7642114

saw your pic in a /soc/ cuckold thread

your dirty boy

>> No.7642119
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>working out with gloves

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>tfw no qt 3.14 azn twink bf to watch anime and cosplay with

>> No.7642140

>implying op has a girlfriend
Hey, at least he's trying. Ya know, there's no other place where he can subtly try to have a girl want him other than /cgl/ since it's the only board with a dominantly female population.

The problem is that if you haven't had a girlfriend yet, lifting doesn't solve that problem. OP has yet to realize that his body or mohawk won't actually get him a girlfriend.

Source: I have no gf

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>>7642140
but that hawk gets all the girls wet

>> No.7642158

>>7642153
Then why no gf?

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>>7642158
who needs a gf when I can have a bf with gyno

>> No.7642472

>>7637098
manlets, when will they learn

>> No.7642631

>>7635942
how does it feel like to have a clit the size of your thumb?

>> No.7642678

Work on those neck and trap gainz.

>> No.7642694

>>7642678
he should work on his height gains

>> No.7642695

>>7642694
I wish this was possible
5'2" feelsbadman

>> No.7643825

I got excited and thought this was an actual NYCC thread. Did anyone manage to snag 3 or 4 day tickets with that whole fiasco that happened?

>> No.7643826

>>7643825
if you had looked a little harder there's actually a thread about that

>> No.7643839

>>7643826
I only see a thread discussing how bad NYCC has become and how it joins the ranks of SDCC etc. Is that the one you're talking about?

>> No.7646433

do girls really find this attractive?!

>> No.7646591

>>7646433
Dunno. Some do, some don't. Some like tall men just because they're really tall, and others don't because they don't like x. To say that "girls" in general like some specific trait.. Well, almost everyone share some kind of standard, but they're soo vague...

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>>7646433
they all love muscles and alphas, but they won't ever admit it

>> No.7648795

>>7648789
>implying OP is alpha and not a compensating manlet with shit tier facial aesthetics

>> No.7648810

>>7646433
I personally wouldn't call it attractive, impressive, but not attractive. I admire anyone who can put that much dedication and work into their bodies, that shit is awesome. But I also don't want to cuddle up to you in bed or get waken up at 5am on a saturday because you need to go for a run.

>> No.7649352

>>7648789
>they won't ever admit it
No such thing as Alpha males. Do you know what pseudo science is bro?

>> No.7649374

>>7649352
>arguing with men on 4chan
Surely you know this is a losing battle anon

>> No.7649776

>>7649374
>arguing with anyone on 4chan

Always a lost cause

>> No.7652665

>>7649776
ur a lost cause`

>> No.7652692

>>7635202
too fucking soon man...

>> No.7652693

>>7635897
so much this....

>> No.7652698

>>7635402
I'm not anon but most guys in our hobby that workout are douchebags anyway.
I haven't met a charismatic nerd who lifted that didn't brag about anything and everything.

>> No.7652993

ITT: 4 dudes from /fit/ having a /fit/ fight, /cgl/ ignoring entire thread

>> No.7653080

tfw took me like 4 threads before i realized this isn't /co/

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>>7652993
ITT: 1 guy from /fit/ who left, /cgl/ keeping the thread alive for a week.

>> No.7653409

too many jealous betas in this thread!

>> No.7653451

>guy works out
>everyone hates on him like no fucking tomorrow

Also while I respect the effort your torso is too v-shaped to be Zangief, he's much more barrel-chested.

>> No.7653456

>>7652693
Hardly. /cgl/ isn't that beautiful.

>> No.7653576
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>>7652698
Ugh, it's sadly pretty true.
I lift, and know a number of other fit cosplayers, but most of them have a huge ego about it.
It's like the only thing that makes up their personality is the gym.

Ever try making a cosplay group with them?
>I only cosplay shirtless cosplays.
>Is there a shirtless character?
>No?
>I'll find something else to cosplay.

>> No.7653725

>>7653135
i only wanted an early nycc thread

>> No.7653748

>>7653576
I lol'ed
>>7653725
>making a thread on 4chan
"why isn't this going the way I wanted it to"

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7653761

>>7635068
Why aren't you cosplaying Daken instead? Seems a perfect fit.

>> No.7653848

>>7653761
seconded, op would just have to straighten that pubehawk of his a bit

>> No.7654940

>>7653456
this. they are the female fedoras

>> No.7656040

>>7653761
>Daken
I'm too short :\

>> No.7656042

>>7656040
He's Wolvie's son so he's not that tall.

Doesn't matter. do it.

>> No.7657208

>>7656040
>implying thats op

>> No.7657213

>>7657208
>implying OP's not a manlet

>> No.7657214

>>7654940
You keep pushing that and it still doesn't work. Female fedoras are female fedoras. They exist, there's plenty. I've never seen fedoras murder each other because they look like crap in their fedora. Actually, I WISH this happened. THEN maybe they'd all look like those dapper 40s men they love.

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>>7657213
real op here. Why is this still up? How can I delete it? also proof I'm 5'11 picture with Victor Martinez whose 5'9. I don't understand why people would think that.

>>7653761
Any good reads for Daken?

>> No.7657239

>>7657235
>wearing 2 inch soles + combat boots
ayy lmao

>> No.7657658
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7657658

>>7657235
If you want to delete the thread, see pic.

Also, I'm seconding either Vaas from Far Cry 3, or Draken. You have the face for either, and the hair isn't too far off for them both, too.
Vaas is muscular, but not weightlifter size. Though your build would definitely do him justice for once.
Draken, on the other hand, is much more like you - rounded delts with lots of separation, a clear V-taper going on, etc.

Zangeif, on the other hand, is more barrel-chested, with just a higher body fat % on him, making him look a bit softer and less defined. Think of Draken as a bodybuilder, and Zangeif as a strongman competitor, in terms of body type.

>> No.7657664

>>7635622
>roidmonster
>that

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>>7657658
Also, this is the Draken image I was comparing you to that really shows off his overall shape.
Not sure if it's just the pose, or angle, but all you'd really need to work on from what I can see are your traps.
Though if you took the pic from a higher angle, or are doing a lat spread, those would make them look smaller.

>> No.7659365

>>7635138
Wow ahaha. Nice projection there sperglord, wait a go.

>> No.7659369

>>7657664
hahaha This.

You can't have fatceps and say he's a roid monster.