fap thread

[Pervy Knight No.7532627]

let's start a fap thread, some of that t&a and perhaps some c if you're into that. this time I'll try not to pick a nsfw picture by accident.

[Anonymous No.7532633]

[Anonymous No.7532660]

what about some f?

[Anonymous No.7532767]

[Anonymous No.7532771]

[Anonymous No.7532788]

[Anonymous No.7533031]

[Anonymous No.7533098]

bump

[Anonymous No.7533101]

Fuck off

[Anonymous No.7533132]

[Anonymous No.7533167]

>>7532627
>Starting a fap thread with KANA
Good taste, anon.

[Anonymous No.7533173]

>>7533101
no one cares, whore

[Anonymous No.7533270]

[Pervy Knight No.7534055]

>>7533167
who is kana?

[Anonymous No.7534100]

>>7534055
>starting a fap thread with kana
>starting a thread

I wonder who she could be?

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[Anonymous No.7534362]

>>7534327
h-her butt cheeks don't have a parting. It's just one mound.

[Anonymous No.7534375]

>>7534362
>>7534327

[Anonymous No.7534397]

>>7534375
WTF is that on her right heel?!!

[Anonymous No.7534400]

>>7534397
..a bandaid?

[Anonymous No.7534401]

[Anonymous No.7535820]

>>7534375
god mary jane is so fucking gross

[MrMcPussyFlaps No.7535855]

>>7535820

[Anonymous No.7535888]

>>7535855
Do you not see her heels. That face.

[MrMcPussyFlaps No.7535906]

>>7535888
Oh yes I see it nao man. What was I thinking, she is absolutely hideous. Would not even approach, I feel sick to my stomach :x

[Anonymous No.7535949]

>>7534375
Why is her upper and lower body two completely different colors. Looks shopped

[Anonymous No.7535961]

[Anonymous No.7535981]

[Anonymous No.7535992]

>>7535981
Bitch farted on my bread.

[Anonymous No.7536017]

>>7535961
lost

[Pervy Knight No.7536040]

>>7534100
well no, I meant was that the character or cosplayer, I Just posted it because it was sexy.

[Anonymous No.7536053]

>>7536040
Kana is her cosplayer name you silly
fucking german why are they so fucking fat

[Anonymous No.7536055]

>>7534327
Is her dance vid still up?

[Anonymous No.7536098]

Get these titty monsters out of here.

[Anonymous No.7536191]

>>7532627
sauce?

[Anonymous No.7536202]

>>7536191
http://k-a-n-a.deviantart.com

[Anonymous No.7536203]

>>7536202
>those curves
My dick is happy.

[Anonymous No.7536207]

[Anonymous No.7536209]

Delicious Robin.

[Anonymous No.7536700]

[Anonymous No.7536715]

What's up with all the fatsos

[Anonymous No.7536721]

[Anonymous No.7536723]

>>7536715
I don't know, I guess they just like fapping to chicks in costumes.

[Anonymous No.7536726]

[Anonymous No.7536728]

>>7534055
>this
>cosplay
Man fuck off

[Anonymous No.7536734]

>>7536721

[Anonymous No.7536736]

>>7534397
>>7534400
New here?
And no it's not a bandaid
>>7536721
WHY

[Anonymous No.7536739]

[Anonymous No.7536742]

[Anonymous No.7536758]

You will never be this popular.

[Anonymous No.7536823]

Met her at FCBD

[Anonymous No.7536890]

>>7536739
Not even puffy

[Anonymous No.7537258]

>>7536758
Ahahahahaha

On another note, any more of these two?

[Anonymous No.7537838]

>>7536098
pls b trap

[Anonymous No.7537858]

>>7537258

[Anonymous No.7537861]

>>7537838
when in doubt safe to assume trap

[Anonymous No.7538002]

[Anonymous No.7538007]

>>7538002
What a lumpy body.

[Anonymous No.7538045]

>>7538007

lumpy in the right areas

[Anonymous No.7538097]

>>7532627
What an awful way to start a thread

[Anonymous No.7538104]

[Anonymous No.7538105]

>>7533132

[Anonymous No.7538119]

>>7535961
>there will never be a Chun-Li player with accurate thighs and everything else

At least there's photoshop for stuff like pic related

[Anonymous No.7538127]

[Anonymous No.7538130]

[Anonymous No.7538313]

>fap thread
>no dudes
Ya'll vanilla as fuck.

[Anonymous No.7538666]

[Anonymous No.7538678]

>>7538313

you have a dude thread
>>7520941

[Anonymous No.7538830]

I don't see anything fappable here

[Anonymous No.7538834]

>>7536721

[Anonymous No.7539426]

am i in bad cosplay thread?
half of these of horrible and i have no idea how you fap to something so disgusting and unaccurate.
go back to /b/

[Anonymous No.7539507]

>>7536726
Unf. Source?

[Anonymous No.7539539]

>>7536726
it looks like a butt

[Anonymous No.7539541]

>>7539507
Siri.

[Anonymous No.7539793]

[Anonymous No.7539890]

>>7533132
She's had her nipples surgically removed, right? So nip slips are impossible?

[Anonymous No.7540376]

[Anonymous No.7540466]

[Anonymous No.7540805]

>>7536055
yes please
does anyone have it?

[Anonymous No.7540823]

[Anonymous No.7540848]

>>7532771

>drawn of cleavage
>drawn on clavicle

NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

[Anonymous No.7540962]

>>7540848
Borderlands has a cel-shaded artstyle. Practically all Moxxi cosplayers mimic that to some extent.

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[Anonymous No.7541138]

>>7538313
Get out of here, faggot

[Anonymous No.7541143]

[Anonymous No.7541329]

>>7539890
What?

[Anonymous No.7541438]

>>7540466

That set just gets so much better too, I'd share but I don't wanna get banned again.

[Anonymous No.7541466]

>>7541438

[Anonymous No.7541869]

>>7536700
>beccadex

[Anonymous No.7542289]

>>7534320
Ew.
No wanna-be-MILFs in the Fap Thread.

[Anonymous No.7542312]

>>7534375
WHAT IS THAT WEIRD CREASE IN HER BACK THOUGH

[Anonymous No.7542501]

>>7534055
I've said it before and I will say it again.
That leonardo has the look that she likes anal.

[Anonymous No.7542514]

>>7541015
No feet

[Anonymous No.7542681]

[Anonymous No.7542684]

>>7542312
It's called skin...

[Sieg !VhSiegR26w No.7543210]

>>7532633


Well I'll be damned. Somebody from her very own Facebook. Least I don't have to fap?

[Sieg !VhSiegR26w No.7543213]

>>7532633
Well I'll be damned. Somebody from her very own Facebook. I dunno what to make of this really. but at least I don't have to fap?

[Pervy Knight No.7543971]

oh baby

[Anonymous No.7543991]

>>7543971
IT LOOKS LIKE HER NIPPLES ARE SMEARED WITH SHIT, WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING BROWN.

THIS WOULD BE SO CUTE IF THEY DIDNT LOOK LIKE THEY WERE DIPPED IN SHIT.
SHES WHITE
NOT BLACK
SHE HAS BLACK PERSON NIPPLES

[Anonymous No.7543994]

>>7543991
> mfw my nipples are brown

[Anonymous No.7544002]

>>7543991
She's Japanese.
Japanese people have brown nipples.

[Anonymous No.7544009]

>>7543991
i think its awesome..

[Anonymous No.7544022]

>>7543991
>>white
She's a gook. White people have pretty pink nipples, chinks have brown milk duds.

[Pervy Knight No.7544089]

>>7543991


>>7543994

I like those tits, then again I also date black girls so maybe I just don't mind them being dark.

[Anonymous No.7544105]

>>7538105
>>7533132
the fuck? Where are her nipples?

[Anonymous No.7544237]

[Anonymous No.7546237]

[Captain Obvious No.7546328]

>>7539426
That's like saying "Why do you like these porn videos? The storyline is awful and the acting is terrible!"

The storyline/accuracy of the cosplay is not why we're fapping to it.

[Anonymous No.7546337]

>>7536721

>dat hair

oh, my fetish. More, pls.

[Anonymous No.7546343]

[Pervy Knight No.7547829]

>>7546343
oh no, she has the photoshopites, het back must be killing her.

[Anonymous No.7547938]

Wow there are some amazing women in this thread. I'm just going to save a few then cry myself to sleep being lonely etc. sigh.

[Anonymous No.7547950]

[Anonymous No.7547952]

>>7547938
Crying never solves anything. Grow some balls, get out in public, and get yourself a woman. A pretty one with a good personality. Don't follow the direction your penis is pointing.

Also:
>Never make a promise while having a boner.

[Anonymous No.7547955]

[Anonymous No.7548001]

>fap thread on women] majority board
>all pictures of women
lesbians, lesbians everywhere

myself included

[Anonymous No.7549374]

[Anonymous No.7549914]

[Anonymous No.7549934]

>>7543991
You're a fucking moron if you think that only black people have brown nipples.

[Anonymous No.7549963]

>>7543991
virgin pls go.

[Anonymous No.7550049]

>>7547952
>Grow some balls, get out in public, and get yourself a woman

>go to college
>join club
>find a couple girls in said club I kinda like
>they're all either dating someone or engaged
>>there's this one girl I know likes me, but I wouldn't touch her with a 39-and-a-half foot pole because she's the definition of crazy
>give up, still have fun in the club though, make some bros and fembros, good life decision

>join girl-heavy classes
>they're all either dating someone, not interested, or old as fuck
>classes are easy as fuck, manage to bump up my GPA, at least it wasn't a total failure

>try searching in regular classes - classes everyone has to take, like sociology, history, math...
>there's this ONE girl that's not taken, not crazy, and seems to somewhat like me. Albeit she's not too pretty and we don't have that many shared interests, we mesh well as people
>become friendly
>try to make a move after classes end
>get shot down
>"I need space"
>we take a break, I wait patiently for her return
>never hear from her again
>assume she's found someone else or moved out of the fucking country

My college is balls.

[Anonymous No.7550147]

>>7550049
pic to help stay on topic but,I share the feels anon.
>be socially awkward as fuck in High School
>go to college, start off slow,
>start doing well in classes/pretty well respected in my major. Other students come to me for help. Teachers have me help with projects, Even help redesign an intro class for 1 prof.
> my confidence level is Over 9000!
> meet qt 3.14 cosplay girl in one of my classes. we start talking every day before class.
>Ask her out
> we go see a movie
>don't make any move because i'm still beta as fuck and kick myself now in hind sight.
>end of semester Me:"We should hang out this weekend" Her: "OK anon"
>Text her 2 days later to make plans for the weekend
> no response
>mysoulisdead.jpg
>every other woman that seemed remotely interesting was always engaged. SO MANY FUCKING RINGS!!!!!!!!!!!! How is every woman in college engaged?

[Anonymous No.7550204]

>>7550147
>>be socially awkward as fuck in High School
Pffft, I've been that way whole life. I have aspergers, but slooowly getting over it. Really, the fact I've been able to improve myself to the point where I can hold small conversations and make friends is a miracle in and of itself.


Back on topic: God damn, I love lace

[Anonymous No.7550298]

>>7550204
Not officially diagnosed but I might have a mild form. I had a bad reaction to a vaccine when I was little. Only have a few friends.

>dat ass crack. I wish more women would cosplay Molotov

[Anonymous No.7550304]

I'm so shy I don't even have platonic friends, so I don't have much to say about how to get into a relationship, but I think people should try to not worry about it so much. It can be nice to be in a relationship with another person, but if you're not, it's not the end of the world. You shouldn't feel defined by your social relationships or lack thereof. Feeling pressure to have a girlfriend isn't going to help matters.

[Anonymous No.7550309]

>>7550298
>had a bad reaction to a vaccine

What the fuck does that have to do with aspergers?

It's been proven over and over that vaccines have nothing to do with autism.

[Anonymous No.7550313]

>>7550298
>bad reaction to a vaccine
No. Don't Jenny McCarthy this garbage. You don't get autism from needles

[Anonymous No.7550392]

>>7536721
fake.
just go to the site
you pay someone to add pubes

[Anonymous No.7550398]

>>7550298
You are an idiot.

Being socially awkward or a loner doesn't mean you have autism and saying that you have without even going to the fucking doctor is really offensive to those who do.

[Anonymous No.7550432]

>>7550304
Having a GF just holds you back.

It sucks up so much time with spending time with her, going out on dates to places you probably don't wanna go (watching chick movies, going to art museums, general travelling, why do girls want to travel fucking everywhere?), spending money on her (clothes, food, flowers, other gifts, etc).

I'm actually happiest when I'm single. I can go to work, come home, and do whatever I want without getting bitched out about not spending every waking available second with her.

It sounds bitter, but sometimes I just wanna fucking watch a movie alone, or work on something without getting nagged at.

[Anonymous No.7550469]

>>7550432

>not wanting to go to art museums to heavily criticize modern art on an over reliance of symbolism in general
>not urban exploring with her
>spending money on her
>not watching a movie alone
>not forcing her to go the gym and squat deeper than she thought was possible so she can get DAT SQUAT ASS

Low-t beta detected

[Anonymous No.7550476]

>>7550432
>2014
>Still dates selfish women whose interests don't match with his own

It's like you want to be unhappy.

[Anonymous No.7550517]

>>7550476
You can't tell exactly how someone is until you've lived with them.

Its just how it is. We like the same things and get along fine, but people can change pretty fucking fast.

[Anonymous No.7550542]

>>7550517
Man, 70% of the complaints you listed are shit you learn the first few weeks or months you date someone. Less if you started off as friends. I believe you learn a lot more about people after living with them, but come on, man, if you didn't know the stuff you listed beforehand you either weren't paying attention or you moved in with someone FAST.

[Anonymous No.7550549]

>>7550432
I know what you mean.

But fuck if I wouldn't rape and impregnate nearly every girl posted ITT. If child support weren't a thing I would have purposefully tricked so many women into unwanted pregnancies by now.

[Anonymous No.7550560]

>>7550432
>>7550517
Really? Most people like buying things for people they care about. I'm a girl and I love buying my guy stuff. But you know, most people like to do things together too. You need to find a girl that's also a homebody like you, but hey, she's probably at home like you.

[Anonymous No.7550681]

>>7550304
I know it's not the end of the world and I know there's more to life than finding a mate. I've learned to find happiness, while also being "on the hunt" at the same time. Hell, I somehow ended up having one-night-stands with a few sloots along the way, so I know I'm not terribly unattractive. Just unlucky?

I'm not feeling any pressure to find a girlfriend, there's absolutely no reason to rush into a relationship at all. But I would really, really like to have someone to do couple-y shit with again: watch a movie while cuddled up at home, celebrate the holidays together, go out on camping trips, co-cosplay at cons, lift, etcetc...

[Anonymous No.7550729]

I know there was an Alice cosplayer who based her outfit on this alternation, but I can't find the fucking set no matter where I look.

[Anonymous No.7550889]

>>7541015
The tattoos just ruin it.

[Anonymous No.7550931]

>>7532771
This girl's boobs are something else.

[Anonymous No.7550947]

[Anonymous No.7550950]

dem lobis

[Anonymous No.7550958]

>>7550950
p.s. lobitah is still /cgl/ deal with it

[Anonymous No.7550969]

>>7550947
God damn this girl's body is perfect.

She's so nice too.

AND NOT SINGLE

sob

[Anonymous No.7550975]

>>7550969
>AND NOT SINGLE
Haven't hung out with many hot cosplay girls have you? Better get used to it.

[Anonymous No.7551112]

>>7550398
yet half of /cgl/ seems to be self diagnosed autist.

Seems like every thread i see includes at least 2-3 post with "My autism" or "sorry i'm so sperger"

Apparently every autistic person in the world has some how found their way to 4chan

[Anonymous No.7552479]

[Anonymous No.7552753]

>>7532627
is that some kana? i think that's some kana

[Anonymous No.7552761]

finally something fapworthy

[Anonymous No.7553340]

[Anonymous No.7553428]

>>7550298
I fap to this pic everytime I see it. I think of myself kneeling behind her and flicking and probing my tongue down into that sweet asscrack. Going deeper and deeper with every probe.

[Anonymous No.7553457]

>>7552761
Say what you will, but Jessica has some amazing boobs. They're huge but still soft and bouncy. Pure perfection.

[Anonymous No.7553476]

[Anonymous No.7553489]

So much god damn whining in this thread. If you're this whiny all the time, then no wonder you can't get women.

Also,
>Why does not having a girlfriend bother you so much?

[Anonymous No.7553498]

[Anonymous No.7553663]

>>7553457

[Anonymous No.7553834]

>>7553457
There are some before and after pictures around pretty much proving she has some serious plastic surgery going on, so I don't think their that soft. But they are huge as fuck.

[Anonymous No.7553936]

>>7550204
>I have aspergers, but slooowly getting over it.
>Getting over asperger

You don't have asperger.

[Anonymous No.7553941]

>>7553663
Wtf is she even doing here? It looks like she's trying to hold her pee in while swatting at a wasp

[Anonymous No.7553966]

>>7553663

holy fuck she's hot

[Anonymous No.7553969]

>>7553941
She's...umm...Having a "blow air in your face" contest while.....doing a pee pee dance.

Duh.

[Anonymous No.7554004]

>>7553969
Can't wait until the tanning, surgery, and ridiculous amounts of makeup start to show on her body. Jnigs is the worst.

[Anonymous No.7554108]

>>7554004
Worse than Yaya? I need to know who to be mad at during the Two Minutes Hate.

[Anonymous No.7554134]

>>7553834
>I don't think their that soft
Don't care, would still love to bury my face in them

[Anonymous No.7554156]

>>7553936
I'm learning to deal with it, or learning to cope with it, or learning how to live a "normal" social life, or however the fuck you want to say it.

[Anonymous No.7554167]

>>7554108
There are thousands of reasons why Yaya is better than Nigri. She may be getting better with construction, but all she gives a shit about is pleasing her neckbeard fanboys--see her Pokemon sexy starter bullshit. At least Yaya produces quality work true to the source material.

[Anonymous No.7554294]

She considers it "gross and disrespectful" when guys fap to her. Even if they dont post any comments or harass her in any way.

I disagree.

[Anonymous No.7554297]

>>7554294
Who does?

[Anonymous No.7554317]

>>7547950
das it mang

[Anonymous No.7554331]

>>7553663
>>7553457
Bleh

[Anonymous No.7554355]

>>7554297

syren

[Anonymous No.7554484]

>>7534397
>>7535820
>>7535949
>>7542312
This board is so full of haters. Usually I can resist posting about it, but not today. And of course it's shopped; white balance and RGB levels happen in post.
>>7538119
Natalia Inoue just needs a costumer.

[Anonymous No.7554596]

there were nudes any one got em?

[Anonymous No.7554660]

>>7544022
You're a dumbass. How important is nipple color to begin with?

Typically brown people have brown nipples. Pale people with dark nipples look odd though.

[Anonymous No.7554670]

>>7550681
He just wants to stick his greasy dick in a chick. Obviously someone wanting an actual relationship wouldn't hang out on the fap thread.

[Anonymous No.7554699]

>>7554660
> Pale people with dark nipples look odd though.
> tfw

[Sieg !VhSiegR26w No.7554717]

Geeze. You guys can fap, but you're really in need of help relationship-wise. Girls with big boobs/that look awesome only like dudes who aren't weird/creepy/disrespect them.

[Anonymous No.7554908]

[Anonymous No.7554916]

>>7554717

[Anonymous No.7554927]

>>7553457
>>7553663

A: Plastic isn't soft.

B: Those aren't bouncing. If they were real, they'd be moving a fuck ton more than that.

[Anonymous No.7555013]

>>7554717
>but you're really in need of help
I know, pls come and help me ;_;

It's a catch .22, I need a qt to save me so I can get a qt to love me

[Anonymous No.7555014]

>>7554717
are you sieg heil from /fa/?

[Anonymous No.7555018]

>>7554927
Hers are obviously fake but
Mine bounce more than that and they're real. I think bounce has more to do with how much they sag

[Anonymous No.7555041]

>>7554927
>Plastic isn't soft
bags of sand, etc
Well-done implants don't feel too bad.
When people think "implants" they think of the awful string/polypropylene breast implants from the 90's. Implants really aren't like that anymore, bearing in mind that you DO get what you pay for.

[Anonymous No.7555053]

>>7555018
wait I said that wrong, i mean they bounce less even though they're real.

[Anonymous No.7555503]

>>7555018

Sagging x size = bounce as far as I'm concerned

>>7555041

I understand that, but you can only pump so much saline into a boob before it turns into a rock.

[Anonymous No.7555515]

>>7555018

Sag x Size = Bounce as far as I'm concerned

>>7555041

I agree, but you can only pump so much saline into a boob before it turns into a rock. When they're that big it only has so many places to smoosh to.

[Anonymous No.7555534]

>>7555515
> you can only pump so much saline into a boob before it turns into a rock

There is a lot more to plastic surgery than that. Different procedures for different looks, and as stated before the better the look the more you pay. The best implants are the ones you don't notice.

[Anonymous No.7555546]

>>7555534

Definitely! I've seen some great ones when they're not over done, but my point is more that J-Nig's are pretty obviously fake/not in a well done way. And God knows, we've seen enough of them to be able to tell...

[Anonymous No.7555563]

>>7555013
You want advice act on it,if you have a girl you like talk to her and don't be fucking akward about it talk to her like you talk to a bro or something like this,and also don't give said girl that much attention,also invest in more than one girl at a time,in case one thing does'nt work you just move on to the next,also don't expect to meet a qt 10/10 that has something intresting to say,these girls are as rare a fuck to find and usually not worth the effort (unless they somehow got over the daddy issues and are cured of the crazies)

[Anonymous No.7555910]

>almost got dommed by a cute bitchy lolita
>was totally into using a service sub too
>was going to have my fucking mouth used by a girl in a seizure-inducing frilly dress
>was going to lick brand shoes
>was going to have my face sat on underneath a gigantic poofy pink cloud
>life finally made sense
>colours were brighter
>birds sang my name
>every poop was a two-wiper, max
>in god's country
>assured of the imperishable glory of the kingdom of heaven
>glory hallelujah
>mfw she suddenly has to leave the country and go back home for like a year because of family shit

[Anonymous No.7555976]

>>7550549
Don't fucking say something like that like it's no big deal.
You need a therapist.

[Anonymous No.7555990]

>>7550049

I'm going to tell you something anon, and it's going to suck, but it's the truth. you know why assholes get all the hot women? it's more than just confidence. It's the fact that they don't care if she's with someone or not. And most women at that age don't care if they're with someone either. It took me a lot of years to learn this. Eventually you'll meet someone who you click with but until then being a nice guy really screws with your libido.

[Anonymous No.7555999]

>>7550432
fucking men, seriously
half of you bitch about not being able to travel with your GF because she likes staying in one place and women don't ~like to explore~. And the other half bitch about travel expenses and how women suck all their money god forbid wanting to know more about the world. Did you every think maybe you're the problem there?

[Anonymous No.7556004]

>>7555999
All.. men? For having different tastes in women?

It's not like we need to be consistent with one another. One guy hates a quiet girl, another hates a loud girl. One guy wants stability, one guy wants mobility. There's no necessary contradiction.

[Anonymous No.7556012]

>>7555999
Don't you have a "Fuck the Patriarchy" tumblr to update?

[Anonymous No.7556024]

>>7556004
Then stop generalizing it to all women. Instead of being all "omg, all women want to travel and that's horrible!!" Just say "The girls I meet all tend to want to travel, but I'd rather stay at home." Instead of "loud women are awful," say "I prefer quiet girls." It's not hard.

[Anonymous No.7556058]

>>7556024
It's implicit.

By the way,
>fucking men
>Then stop generalizing it to all women.

[Anonymous No.7556122]

>>7555999
I havent met a single girl who didn't want to travel constantly. I never once bitched about money, I just hate travelling because its fucking terrible and boring.

>i'm the problem
I'm not the problem, thats why I don't have or want a GF currently, its because women my age are all dumb as shit.

>tfw I'll probably start "dating" at 35ish and I'm well established
>tfw I'll probably not even bother because I'll just do whatever I want.

[Anonymous No.7556132]

>>7556122
you're fucking weird and you're meeting weird ass women then.
Here's a wild concept that will probably take a few years for you to grasp: you're the problem. You're the common denominator in all your failed relationships.
Also who the fuck finds travel boring, it's probably because you're a boring ass person. that's like finding books or movies boring and beneath you. Have a little interest in the world around you. And if you don't, don't judge other people for it. That's as pleb as it gets.

[Anonymous No.7556166]

>>7556132
Bitter used Sand Attack!

[Anonymous No.7556169]

>>7556132
>common denominator in all your failed relationships
Probably, because I've broken up with every girlfriend I've had.

You don't need a relationship to be comfortable and happy. You seem to think I'm some fucking monster of a person but really, I'm happier living a life without commitments. If I wanna go get fucking plastered on a weekday I can go do it, if I wanna play video games or watch movies or an entire TV series all day then I can. If I feel like making armor I can do it without getting nagged or judged on how its a waste of time/costs too much.

Having another person in your life complicates things.

[Anonymous No.7556193]

>>7556169
Your error is in assuming every girl is a nagger looking to take up all of your precious time with random bullshit
but if you're happy, whatever, live the dream, just don't assume that's what every girl wants, it's a tragic mistake
I do empathize though, I sometimes wish my boyfriend would just leave me alone. But he's pretty good about doing that when I ask, so I can't complain too much...

[Anonymous No.7556216]

>>7556193
You wanna know my dream?

Me and my dream girl get his and her houses.

She lives in her house, I live in mine. She can decorate and arrange furniture how she likes, I can decorate and arrange furniture how I like.

There will obviously be some overlap, you know, overnight dates, meals together, etc. But does that not sound like the best thing ever?

[Anonymous No.7556220]

>>7556216
You sound like a child. You basically want a relationship without the commitment and sacrifice. Sorry, but it takes *spoilers*SACRIFICES*spoilers* to have a successful relationship with anyone.

[Anonymous No.7556225]

>>7556169
As a female with a boyfriend who does all of those things and I give zero fucks, you just sound like a loser. The only thing I'd find stupid is your constant self-entitled bitching.

[Anonymous No.7556226]

>>7556220
You've watched too many romantic comedies.

Life doesn't need to be hard. People make it hard on each other for stupid reasons.

[Anonymous No.7556230]

>>7556226
Uh, no, relationships in any way, shape or form require self sacrifice to any extent. If you aren't willing to sacrifice anything for someone you apparently care about, what the hell do you even have to offer?
You sound like an autist neckbeard who doesn't understand how human relations work.

[Anonymous No.7556232]

>>7556216
>But does that not sound like the best thing ever?
Not from the perspective of someone who is already up to their ears in property taxes, no.

[Anonymous No.7556238]

>>7556226
Oh yes. Life apparently hasn't been too hard for you yet if you think you and your girlfriend who's supposedly supposed to be okay with the fact you're a selfish prick can afford to live in separate houses, buy separate furniture and still have money for food. How old were you again?

[Anonymous No.7556261]

>>7556238
If you're nto well established at 27 I don't know what kind of man baby you are.
>good job 80k/year
>3 bedroom 4 bathroom house
>fully furnished
Such is life, I guess you'll tell me next that its because of feminism? Not a proper education in a good field.

[Anonymous No.7556307]

>>7556169
Not disagreeing with you entirely, but it could be just a matter of you not finding the right person yet. I was content being left to my own devices after some-odd relationships I was in went sour, then I met someone who I connected with. We've been married for over three years now.

If you're truly happy being by yourself, more power to you (I know two people in their mid-to-late 30's who are single and genuinely content), but try not to assume that every woman is out there to make your life a living hell.

[Anonymous No.7556320]

>>7556230
It does take sacrifice, just not the same kind of sacrifice the neckbeards think it does.
It's more sacrifice like "occasionally hearing out/empathizing with your S/O and collaborating to make decisions together while emotionally and possibly financially supporting each other toward something mutually beneficial" rather than what they think it is, which is "giving up all your interests, money and pasttimes while your spouse gives you zero emotional support if not outright despises you"
It's an easy mistake, I guess...? Good relationships take sacrifice, but only a little bit, and from each side. If it's only one side, you're doing it wrong. If there is no sacrifice, you're not necessarily doing it wrong, but there may come a time where one or both of you will have to sacrifice something, to create something a better life that benefits you both.
If none of that is happening, you're doing it very wrong.

[MrMcPussyFlaps No.7556378]

I came in here for FAP material. Instead I found a bunch of /adv/ faggots crying about their shitty romantic lives.

[Anonymous No.7556412]

>>7556378
I'm sorry we let you down, Mr. McPussyFlaps

[MrMcPussyFlaps No.7556730]

>>7556412
I'll let it slide this time but get your shit together guys. I swear, the crap I have to put up with nowadays... just to get a decent fap in.... sheesh

[Anonymous No.7556759]

>>7556378
That's what I'm saying. As I scrolled down, there were less and less pictures and more and more whining. I mean yeah, I'm a KV with no girlfriend, now and never, but I save that shit for /r9k/.

Right now, I'm just looking to fap to good looking girls in sexy costumes. Normally I don't get to do that because the women on /cgl/ can't hold a candle to these fine ladies in this thread.

[Anonymous No.7556845]

>>7556122
I hate traveling, but then again I am lesbian.
Occasionally going on vacation would be nice, but frequent travel is expensive and messy.

Look for the homebuddy type, there are girls who aren't into leaving the country and seeing da wurld. Most of my friends want to travel, me I just want to finish school, get a job and then work on paying off my loans--then finally purchasing a home.

It's not weird to have different interests. There are many people who can't afford it/are uninterested or find it frivolous. Hopefully this isn't because you went to Europe every year as a child.

[Anonymous No.7556850]

>>7556122
Oh wait, you're not normal. I skipped over the part that you referred to all women your age as
>dumb as shit

There's a reason why you're single, bro. Sexism and generalizations will get you nowhere--saying this as a person who only has ever dated women.

[Anonymous No.7556855]

>>7556261
Please stop acting like it's easy as pie to get a job paying 80k a year. OP needs therapy, not lies.

[Anonymous No.7556888]

>>7555990
That's an awful thing to do and those people - both men and women - are awful for not respecting their boyfriend/girlfriend enough to stay loyal. I'd rather have no part in that business, libido be damned.

[Anonymous No.7556964]

Anyway, tits.

[Anonymous No.7556966]

[Anonymous No.7556981]

[Anonymous No.7556987]

/r/ing pixieterry
/r/ing usagi kou
/r/ing Neo-Classic-Neko

[Anonymous No.7556991]

>>7553498
This girl is pretty girl. Wow, much attracted.

[Anonymous No.7556998]

[Anonymous No.7557001]

>>7556981
>>7556998
Precious, the girl who appears in every fap thread but nobody actually wants to fap to.

[Anonymous No.7557025]

>>7557001
If they did they would be horsefuckers

[Anonymous No.7557101]

>>7556964
DAYUM

what's his name?

[Anonymous No.7557372]

[Anonymous No.7557381]

>>7557001
>>7557025
>maybe if I keep saying she has a horse face people will stop liking her.

How long are you going to keep this up?

[Anonymous No.7558455]

>>7557381
How long are you going to keep whiteknighting?

This is a fap thread. Not a cosplayer viral marketing thread. Go home.

[Anonymous No.7558472]

Crystal Graziano's lips are a weird, but she's got nice tits, so I think she's entirely on-topic.

[Anonymous No.7558479]

>>7557381
Go to bed Todd, no one cares about your equine wife.

[Anonymous No.7558527]

>>7557372

[Anonymous No.7559104]

>>7557372
hmm

[Anonymous No.7559437]

[Anonymous No.7560213]

For the sweater fans

[Anonymous No.7560868]

[Anonymous No.7560879]

>>7560213
that face definitely makes it unfappable

[Anonymous No.7560938]

>>7560868
>dat peeling binding
>dat shrinking boot top
>dat horrible tit shading
>dat uneven skin tone
>dat band-aid

Get yourself some UHU, tit tape, sock glue, body foundation, and make-up. Also you need a better photographer. That picture has barely been edited I can't believe someone would put their logo on that.

[Anonymous No.7561285]

>>7560879
>can't fap to less than 10/10 face
step up nigga

[Anonymous No.7561302]

>>7561285
Agreed, there's something about a girl with an average face but smokin' body that gets me every time. Attainability?

[Anonymous No.7561309]

>>7561302
Neigh

[Anonymous No.7561312]

>>7560938

why do girls post in fap threads to criticize costume quality

I mean why are you even looking at this thread

[Anonymous No.7561341]

Biggest tip for "hooking up" with a hot cosplay woman.
Don't be a creep.
Since most of you can't get past that first one... I won't even bother with listing any other tips.
But.... just notice the "type" of guy that dates the really hot women at the conventions. Usually, they are not "into any of this anime stuff" or they look bored, or they are just there to "support my girlfriend in her hobby."
They are mean bastards. They are crass and crude. The reason you might get that vibe is... well... you are a creep. And if you got all creepy on my girlfriend, I'd probably be an asshole to you too.

[Anonymous No.7561345]

>>7561312
to see if they get any attention

[Anonymous No.7561375]

>>7555990
its definitely this. To get laid or relationships just go out in the world, meet lots of people. When you encounter girls you find attractive tell them you think theyre cute and that you want their number. Then go from there.

[Anonymous No.7561398]

>>7557101
>his
Anyway, her name is KANA.

[Anonymous No.7561410]

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[Anonymous No.7561419]

>>7561414
More of that body type please.

[Anonymous No.7561435]

>>7561419
>More of FAT body type please.

Nah

[Anonymous No.7561437]

>>7561435
IS THAT FLAN

[Anonymous No.7561439]

>>7561410

Is this slutty Ash?

It's so fucking bad

[Anonymous No.7561443]

>>7561435
Not everyone likes manly bodies on women like yo do.

[Anonymous No.7561447]

>>7561435

[Anonymous No.7561450]

[Anonymous No.7561460]

Anyone have any sexy con stories?
I always enjoy hearing them.
Guys with girls, girls with guys, guys with guys etcetera

[Anonymous No.7561476]

>>7561435

[Anonymous No.7561484]

>>7561450
>Those fucking awful tattoos.

[ValleLator !nCGvC6eOuQ No.7561491]

>>7561450
How shooped is this?
Because looking at the lines almost makes it look like she was green screened onto that as a background.

[Anonymous No.7561494]

[Anonymous No.7561517]

>>7561435
Don't worry dude, I don't like fat chicks either. Though shes a bit too flat.

[Anonymous No.7561578]

>>7538105
Please tell me her nips were shooped out. I mean I like nipples to be kinda high up, but that's ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.7561598]

>>7561484
>>Those fucking awful tattoos.
My thoughts exactly. Take winning the genetic lottery, and then just piss and shit all over it.

[Anonymous No.7561850]

[Anonymous No.7561879]

>>7561435
DAT NOSE

[Anonymous No.7562155]

>>7534397
Thats a monstrous callous

[Anonymous No.7562166]

>>7561435
How does he tuck in his dick so well

[Anonymous No.7562257]

>>7561435
>Not loving fat chicks
>2012

[Anonymous No.7562263]

>>7562257
You're a few years behind the times, buddy. Skeletons are what's in right now.

[Anonymous No.7562340]

>>7558527
Finally, something in this thread I can fap to.

[Anonymous No.7562356]

>>7562166
by having a small penis

[Anonymous No.7562489]

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[Anonymous No.7563538]

>>7562844
Finally a decent upskirt. This thread was sorely lacking.

[Anonymous No.7563727]

>>7561414
Unf. Name?

[Anonymous No.7564180]

>>7555014

He has immitators you know

[Anonymous No.7564190]

>>7561435
man, she's really pretty. who is this?

[Anonymous No.7564438]

>>7564190
she kind of looks like a Vegas cosplay I know who's Lesbian.

[Anonymous No.7564494]

>>7561435
3/10. More fatties please.

[Anonymous No.7564508]

[Anonymous No.7564509]

>>7555910
my sides

[Anonymous No.7564511]

>>7561450
dat stockings

[Anonymous No.7564513]

>>7561435
dat nose

[Anonymous No.7564514]

>>7564508
dat ass

[Anonymous No.7564515]

>>7556845
fuck you lesbians don't steal my girlfriends ;_;

[Anonymous No.7564567]

>>7539890
>>7544105

she uses carpet tape to keep them up and hidden

[Anonymous No.7564649]

>>7564567
Oh fuck, I hope not. Carpet tape would hurt, and there's special two-sided tape made specifically for this purpose.

[Anonymous No.7564815]

>>7554596
Ugh, I don't need to imagine her sex face because there it is. I think she's had Botox gone wrong.

[Anonymous No.7565039]

>>7561414
>>7563727
Seriously, need name.

[Anonymous No.7565476]

>>7564508
I'm more impressed with that suit that ass

[Anonymous No.7565497]

[Anonymous No.7565507]

[Anonymous No.7565710]

>>7565497
Oh! I want da little one! Hggg!

[Anonymous No.7565825]

>>7565507
this needs fake cock and cumchot

[Anonymous No.7565830]

>>7565507
I really hope this isn't you selfposting she is really annoying and rude
Yeesh girl nobody likes you

[Anonymous No.7565831]

>>7536726
that looks super uncomfortable and unflattering

[Anonymous No.7565851]

>>7565507
Is her tongue rotting? Also pinky is 2tubby4me

[Anonymous No.7566153]

>>7565830
Really? How is she annoying and rude?

[Anonymous No.7568703]

>>7566153
because she went date that person.

[Anonymous No.7571265]

>>7566153
Over the top insane psycho vegan, I had to unfriend her just because it was so overwhelming