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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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7505175 No.7505175 [Reply] [Original]

Your dad comes up to you and says

>"Anon, I don't want you cosplaying anymore. I don't like it."

What do you say?

>> No.7505181
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7505181

"You're not my real dad, and you never will be!"

>> No.7505190

>>7505181

This is the only correct answer.

>> No.7505200

cosplay = daddy issues

>> No.7505222
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7505222

>>7505175
"Why are you not dead yet?"

>> No.7505233

>>7505200
That's not even good bait.
That's hardly even bait.
At least try... :(

>> No.7505234

>>7505233
It's not "bait". It's statement of fact.

>> No.7505248

>>7505234
You're not even trying, anon!
You're more obvious than 12 year olds in /b/.
Put some imagination into it at least! D:

>> No.7505268

>>7505175
"How did you get into my apartment without ringing the doorbell?"

>> No.7505271

>>7505175
Hear him out on his reason as to why he doesn't like it and try to come to an understanding.

>> No.7505273

Dad you are high, sit down and stick the TV on and I will make us a curry.

>tfw living with brodad

>> No.7505308

>>7505175
I scream like a motherfucker because my father is dead.

>> No.7505322
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7505322

>>7505308

>> No.7505370

>>7505175
No, Dad. What about YOU?

>> No.7505371

"dad i am 25 years old i live on my own i have my own job i dont need to listen to you anymore."

>> No.7505374

"Fuck off, dad. It's been like 20 years and you barely speak English."

Assuming that you're not a young child who uses their parents' money for cosplay, the only correct really is 'Oh, fuck off.'
>Maybe a bit politer.

>> No.7505378

>>7505374
Well to be fair, I'd tell him to piss off.

>> No.7505394
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7505394

I actually really want to cosplay with my dad. Beat 'em, join 'em, etc.
He's so cute about conventions and shit. Amazed at all the fun someone could have surrounded by "Halloween costumes" and "crazy white people."

But yeah nah on the stopping.

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7505402

Your son or daughter comes up to you and says

>"Dad, I don't want you to cosplay anymore. I don't like it."

What do you say?

>> No.7505404

Nothing. Just call the police.

My family situation is a little fucked.

>> No.7505409

I tell him to purchase all of my costumes and unfinished work first. That way my investment wasn't a waste. But he wouldn't so he'd look at me...id look at him. He'd sigh and ask which ginyu force character I'm cosplaying next even though I've never done dbz....so...yep.

>> No.7505410

Hear him out as to why he wants me to stop?

I kinda wanna ask him if he wants to cosplay Dandy to my Meow actually... fits his personality.

>> No.7505413

Only if you throw away your Star Wars costumes, how about that?

>> No.7505482

"then why did you offer to help so much with the last one?

>> No.7505488

>I'll stop when you stop and I don't see you handing over your costumes or figurine collection anytime soon. This is why mom left us.

>> No.7505520

>tfw my wife loves going to cons but doesn't want me to dress up

>> No.7505525

Why that change of mind?
Also, you have every right to dislike my hobby but since I am an adult you will have to deal with me disregarding the advice stemming from this opinion. Have a nice day.

>> No.7505534

you must be 18+ to post on 4Chan.

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>>7505402
"You're not my real son, and you never will be!"

>> No.7505568

>>7505402
I can't lie. I'm super jelly of this room and wish it were mine.

>> No.7505575

>>7505568
My first reaction to the image was to notice how his manly thighs don't fill up the suit, and then I realized this thought came out of pure jelly.

>> No.7505581

Shocked as shit, considering he's dead.

>> No.7505603

"I'm 24."

>> No.7505617

Considering the only time we talk is when he's coming to the house to get money from my mom, I'd probably just laugh at him, tell him he's cute for thinking his opinion matters, and continue on about my business.

>> No.7505653

>>7505175
FUCK

OFF

YOU CANADIAN

PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.7505659

"I don't like when you got all drunk and touched me inappropriately. But that didn't stop you, so this wont stop me."

>> No.7505662

True story, me and my mom went to Comic Con while my dad was on deployment when we were living in San Diego. We decided to dress up one day and had many pictures taken. I was Sailor Moon and mom was Wonder Woman. This happened many years ago. When Dad got back months later, he found our pictures and of us cosplaying. He went ape shit to the point it drove him to alcoholism and crazy shit. We left him after a year and moved to Arizona. I hardly kept in contact. I has a sad life ;_;

>> No.7505670

"I'm 31 and you are an alcoholic. Here's 2.50 for another bottle of Irish Rose, "Dad"."

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7505675

>>7505659

>> No.7505705

>>7505175
This is /cgl/, m8.

We all hate our fathers, who have raped us (some without knowing) and are misogynistic pigs.

>> No.7505711

>>7505705
>(some without knowing)
wat

>> No.7505719
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7505719

>>7505402
Looks familiar

>> No.7505723

>>7505534
This just in, as soon as you turn 18 your parents die.

>> No.7505727

>>7505200
more like women and daddy issue

>> No.7505729

>>7505248
you already showing how much you have taken the bait

>> No.7505731

>>7505402
This idiot has a shitty store bought Ken costume too, I get he loves Street Fighter, but that shitty Rubies Street Fighter range sucks ass, he ought to just have gotten a cheap red karate gi and weathered it himself.

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>>7505711
educate yourself, neckbeard

>> No.7505745

>>7505740
I hate how overused the word rape is becoming, it's only doing harm to use it for so many different things. I think "rape" should only be used in cases like "my uncle forcefully took my virginity when i was 11", if there's no penetration don't call it rape goddamnit. Maybe harassment or molestation

I still don't see how anyone can rape somene "without even knowing", that's bullshit

>> No.7505749

>>7505745
This is obviously bait that you are somehow continuing to fall for. Please stop.

>> No.7505760

>>7505662
Dude what.

What was is rationale for why it bothered him? I'm sure it was some twisted logic but I'm morbidly curious

>> No.7505766

>>7505749
The girl holding the paper is not bait. She genuinely meant it. Stop pretending that you don't support this, femishit.

>> No.7505770

>>7505745
You can be drugged so you pass out, then raped. Then you wouldn't really know (although you might have a guess).

>> No.7505775

>>7505770
But the feminazi in the picture implies that the guy can rape the girl without touching her. They also think that rape can happen without either the guy or the girl knowing it was rape (and no physical contact).

>> No.7505783

>>7505488
Hey mine too!

>> No.7505787

>>7505766

thats a shoop, silly

there are plenty of non-shoops you could have used

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>>7505740

>> No.7505794
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7505794

ITS NOT COSPLAY DAD ITS A JAPANESE FASHION

I ALREADY TOLD YOU

>I actually haven't talked to my dad in years but I would totally say this

>> No.7505796 [DELETED] 

http://strawpoll.me/1439133

to see if there's a correlation between strong independent women and daddy-hating

>> No.7505800

"Where were you this whole time?"

>> No.7505827

>/cgl/
>fathers

kek

>> No.7505835

Why is it assumed people heve have daddy-issues?

>> No.7505838

>>7505835
Because we do. We wouldn't cosplay / dress as lolitas if we didn't hate our pig-fathers.

>> No.7505853

"Dad you are dead."

>> No.7505865

>>7505853
>"Dad if u dont let me do what i want im gonna have Jamal shoot u and infect me with AIDS"
fixed

>> No.7505874

My dad gives me money for lolita and would give me money if I decided to cosplay.
He doesn't care what I do as long as I'm not out being a slut. <3 my dad

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7505912

>>7505175
>tfw my dad will never say that to me
He didn't mind it though, I think he preferred it over my mallgoth phase.

>> No.7506187

>>7505912
I am your dad.

>> No.7506213

>>7505200
some dude once pointed at my friend when she was in cosplay and we were both walking to a con, and said "look! its a walking example of Daddy issues!" to his buddy.
his mother came out of the car parked next to me and scolded him.
no ring on her finger.

(was really temped to say "yeah, I'm looking at it right now)
I'm 90% sure people who use this insult have issues themselves, and who the fuck doesn't have daddy issues, the world is fucked up man.

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>>7506187
Oh shit the Ouija board worked.

>> No.7506224
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>>7505175
I'd point out his cosplays in his closet

specifically, "the tick" cosplay.

>> No.7506530

What's a dad?

>> No.7506643

"Oh my god what the fuck, I thought you died!!!"

>> No.7506686
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>tfw im 38
>thw my daughter cosplays and stays off drugs
>tfw she is a above average student, all A-B's
Personally, I would rather her do this than be around some of the trash that walks around in her school. I have met quite a few of the people that she hangs out with and I approve. I am not some stuck up parent that cares less what their kid does as long as she comes home sober...

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>>7506530
Well done anon well done.

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7506709

>mfw catching up with my mom
>we somehow get on the topic of cosplay
>she's always been supportive, taught me how to sew
>"Oh, anon. Some of the girls at my work 'cosplay' "
>"Why air quotes, mom?"
>"Because they're really, really fat"
I. What. Mom. ... What.

>> No.7506728

>>7505568
>>7505575
Whenever I see rooms like this my first thought is how dusty everything must get. Like that chiichick girl on egl, I love her room and all but the huge shelf lined with wig heads and wigs just out in the open makes me cringe every time. I'm not even a clean freak, I swear

>> No.7506734

>>7505705
but I wuv my parents

>> No.7506735

>>7505729
I think you're just angry that nobody shat themselves over your epic b8

>> No.7506736
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7506736

>>7506686
NGL I'm pretty confused with your image choice there

>> No.7506739

>>7505912
You are probably the biggest disappointment ever to your father.

>> No.7506745

>>7505835
Meh. /r9k/ is just invading again and taking their rage out on us because we're the *~girl board~*
and obviously girl=slut=daddy issues amirite? Just ignore them and you'll be fine.

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>>7506736

>> No.7506753

>>7506221
I'm so sorry to hear that...

>> No.7506760

>>7506752
that's better

>> No.7506911

>>7505740
i can't believe there are still people out there that think the text isn't photoshopped

>> No.7506912

>>7505175
Um.... fuck you. I do what I want.

>> No.7506920

>>7506911
They're joking. It's a joke.

>> No.7506971

I'm 25 and I live in my own appartment and I have a fulltime job, my dad could not make me do anything even if he begged me. I'm an adult and I make my own choices now and have my own hobbies with my own money.
Ofcourse I'd be a bit shocked he'd say that to me, I'd must likely talk to him about it to hear what he thought was so horrible about dressing up in costumes, but no matter his answer, it would be my own choice to continue or not.

If your dads opinion on cosplay is what has the final saying in your hobby, then you're probably 1) 12 years old or 2) one of those 17 year olds who dress up in nothing but bra and panties at conventions.

>> No.7506982

I am 27 years old and supporting myself. I can do whatever I want. And how did you get in my apartment?

>> No.7506985

>>7506530
>>7506705
Epic xD you go gurl!! Show those patriarchy pigs what they are

>> No.7507036

>>7505581
>>7505853
>>7506221
>>7506643
It feels like we should form some sort of Children of the Dead Fathers association.

>> No.7507045

I would do it for him if he gave up on drinking. But that will never happen.

>> No.7507171

Reminder that all the cool seagulls are in the official /cgl/ group.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/fat_acceptance

>> No.7507192
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7507192

O-ok. I'll just sell everything

>> No.7507515

Our fathers are fucking misogynistic scum. They should've been shot after they conceived us.

>> No.7507519

"You live 15 hours away..? How did you get in here?? I didn't even tell you I cosplay."

>> No.7507520

well i do, sucks for you.

>> No.7507523

DEATH TO OUR DADS!

>> No.7507533

>>7505175
If you are a male than I understand his viewpoint, I expect my daughter to slut it up a little bit when shes older, but I wont allow her to be a whore, at least not under my roof. You have to be careful how you approach these things, females during puberty are the most dangerous people on earth, and you don't want her to go off to college and get stuffed by 1,000 black cocks to spite you.

>> No.7507540

>>7507533
Our scum-dads have no right to control our sexuality.

Any girl who refuses to take ownership of her own sexuality is basically supporting patriarchy.

>> No.7507552

"Ahaha right. Well, nothing you haven't liked has ever stopped me from doing things before. My money, my time, you have no say."

>> No.7507595

This thread made me really hate my dad.

>> No.7507611

>>7506739
Well duh, I'm his ONLY disappointment, I had no competition.
>>7506753
It happens.
>>7507036
Call it the Half Batman Association.

>> No.7508154

>>7507523
Seconding. If I could, I would kill my dad right now. Fucking rapist scum he is.

>> No.7509039
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7509039

>>7507595
>>7508154
Reminder that feminists are inhuman monsters.

Pic related. Consider reading this before you seagulls go back to blogging on your Tumblrs about how oppressed you are.

>> No.7509074

>>7509039
Don't.
Just don't.
I don't mean stop being a patriarchy, I mean don't put matches to the gas.
I see too many feminists on tumblr I come to ceeg for a different kind of dramu

>> No.7509100

>>7509039
I agree with Valle; the thing you neckbeard loser virgins don't seem to understand is that the cause of all this suffering is MEN. Men are behind all of womyn's suffering so who gives a fuck if they also cause suffering among themselves?

If the imaginary person which never existed in your pic was my dad, I'd still wish he'd die sooner.

>> No.7509115

>>7509039
>>7509100
SEE?!

>> No.7509117

Is this a rich bratty white girl thread?
It looks like it.

>> No.7509125

>>7509117
You can make it a neckbeard virgin loser thread instead, you already got one (you).

>> No.7509134

I would listen to him.

>> No.7509319

>>7509134
I would rather kill your father than have him patriarchize you like this... girl, don't let them win.

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>>7505740

>> No.7509905

>>7509319
Please don't hurt my daddy /cgl/...

>> No.7509974

>>7509905
Fuck your patriarchal scum of a father. I won't let him rape you.

>> No.7510025

>>7509974
>people like this exist outside of Tumblr

ew

>> No.7510382

>>7510025
/cgl/ is Tumblr turf. Fuck off misogynist.

>> No.7510452

>>7510025
>can't tell that >>7509974 is being purposefully hyperbolic
Jesus H. Christ...

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>>7509125

>> No.7510480

>>7510471

This isn't fucking /b/.

Chose a more appropriate reaction image or fuck off.

>> No.7510584

Yeah he really can't tell me not to considering my entire existence came about by my mom finally agreeing to cosplay Deanna Troi back in '88.

>> No.7510596

>>7510471
i like a little hair in my teeth when I eat a girl's ass out~

>> No.7510598

Ugh with a side of UGH. I don't want to see gross fucking asshole pics .

>> No.7510890

>>7510452
Typical feminist arguing - if it's something people don't like, they were "just being purposefully hyperbolic".

>> No.7511087

Fathers are scum.

>> No.7511403

>>7510584
That is the best one-sentence story I've heard in a long time. Well played.

>> No.7511652

>>7510584
Karl?

>> No.7511831

>>7511403
>>7511652
Nah I'm definitely not a Karl. I've posted before about my mom's struggle at having married a scifi nerd but eh its short so.
>parents got married Sept 26 1987
>honeymoon starts two days later
>mom is understandably excited
>fancy hotel, hot tub, big screen tv
>she gets in hot tub, waits for dad so they can get all romantic
>hears loud static followed by swearing and the slamming of a phone
>dad storms in
>"we have to switch rooms the tv is broke and Star Trek premiers tonight"
>itbegins.jpg

>she has to quickly adjust to the sudden arrival of Trek in her life
>the model kits suddenly appear out of nowhere around the house
>dad comes home with phasers and attempts to train cat with it
>one night he comes home with a set of shirt boxes
>shows her proudly how he got two uniforms, one for each of them
>riker and troi uniforms
>she decides at least troi is pretty and he isn't expecting her to dress as a ferengi or anything

>that spring she sees a flyer for a Star Trek convention in the city
>has no idea what a convention is but its Star Trek and she needs to get dad a birthday gift
>tells him about it
>his eyes light up and he asks her to dress up with him
>she is weirded out but agrees
>halfway through con she's really getting into it and they spend the entire weekend in character
>the entire weekend

>this was mid april
>i was born mid january the next year
>did the math at some point and realized it lined up
>asked mom
>"well yeah anon why do you think there's so many pictures of you as a baby dressed as a little girly vulcan"

>> No.7511857

"Not not not not not my real dad!"

>> No.7511891

My dad helps with some of the basic aspects of my props so I'd first be really confused, then laugh because I'm a grown ass woman who doesn't live with her parents so whateva whateva I do what I want, and then I'd cry because I'm a 22 year old woman who still dresses up like little anime girls

>> No.7511902

>>7511831
That's an adorable story, anon.

>> No.7511948

"Dad you're in your mid 50's and admitted you fucked up as a father to your three kids, I think that train departed a long time ago."

On the plus side he's retired, realized his mistakes and is making amends, trying to be a better father to his adult kids and concentrate on being a good grandfather. After all the shit he did and drug abuse, he knows it'd be stupid to say anything about it.

>> No.7512020

>>7511831
My dad has tales of him getting beaten up fortaking his brother ping pong balls while trying to make a life size dalek for a city parade but yours definitely takes the cake. Your mum is so great for dealing with it like that and dressing up with him

>> No.7512069

>>7511831
Oh gosh I remember you telling the one about the honeymoon tv before. Your parents are amazing.

>> No.7512169

>>7511948
You were his biggest mistake.

#ICE
#BURN

>> No.7512173

>>7511891
>22
You can say that when you're 32

>> No.7512211

>>7512169
Haha anon. Actually I think that honor would go to my brother. At least I never threatened to kill family members, beat children, raped somebody, and been in prison on and off for about 20 years.

I think I can pull the "At least I'm not my brother" card.

>> No.7512319

>>7512211
Ah, so you're black then.

>> No.7512326

>>7512319
Nope. Very much white. Though not a redneck or trailer trash either. Just a lot of bad history in my family.

>> No.7512582

>>7512326
Look, if you were white and middle class or better, your brother would've been a typical loser who watches anime and has that feel when forever virgin.

>> No.7513277

http://strawpoll.me/1558775

>> No.7513312

Why not? I don't believe you have any valid reasons. I don't cosplay anything revealing, I don't garner any attention or go looking for it, and I just do it for fun with my friends. I'm not hurting anybody, man. Why are you being like this to me?

>> No.7513598

>>7513277
/cgl/ is such sweet cute girls.

>> No.7513610
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"dad you don't even live in the same country as me and haven't talked to me in months because you're too busy with your filippina wife who is pregnant with your second child and half your age and who lives in the Philippines because you have no money to fly her back to the US.
So... nnno. I'm gonna keep cosplaying."

>> No.7514244

>>7513277
Wow, seeing this makes me really glad I never had a dad.

>> No.7514258

>>7507611
The Half Batman Association... YES.

>> No.7514332

>>7505175
"B-But you died like 6 years ago!"

>> No.7514480

>>7512020
>>7512069
Trekbaby anon here. Mom has the patience of a saint. She thought she was marrying the cool tall guitarist of a local band and had literally no idea of his scifi leanings before that night. Related to your story:
>dad worked in an office
>one day his coworkers see him measuring the hallway, particularly the distance between doors and from the door to desk of his boss
>they all hunker down in wait
>boss eventually calls dad needing some random paper or something
>"be there in a minute boss"
>"R2 unit! 2 feet, turn right, 37 feet, turn right, 7 feet, deliver"
>beepbooppow vrrrrr
>coworkers watch as tiny 2 foot tall R2D2 wheels out of office with a little cup containing the paper in his arm
>vrrrrrrs down hall, turns into office, beeps at boss and extends cup
He got in trouble for using RC planes and shit to deliver stuff, but they never said anything about voice activated.

>> No.7514708

wow no wonder this board is so shitty. seagulls all have daddy issues, who woould of thought huh?

>> No.7514722

>>7514480
Your dad sounds amazing. holy shit. The tech geek in me is gushing.

>> No.7515020

>>7514480
Your dad is still rapist scum at the end of the day.

>> No.7515123

>>7515020
Just because he had sex with me against my will doesn't make him a rapist:S he's still my daddy! I am his property!!

>> No.7515542

>>7515123
Good daughter.

>> No.7515862

>"Anon, I don't want you cosplaying anymore. I don't like it."
>try not to burst into laughter as I remember him becoming obsessed with setting up Christmas lights in March, and the time he wound up in the emergency room due to his geocaching obsession

>> No.7515885

>>7515020
>>7515123
>>7515542
Trekanon back, and wtf where did this come from, this isn't me.

>> No.7516494

I wish a bunch of niggers raped me just so that my dad gets butthurt.

>> No.7516509

I have not seen my dad in years... and my mother buys me girls clothing knowing its one of my fetishes

>> No.7518268

>>7516509
lucky girl

>> No.7518434

>>7505175
All these underage replies, wow.