/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.7391385]

>ITT: General Anime Related WTF Moments

Ill start this game off with a few:

>Going for medical treatments in seattle
>Some con or some damn thing in the hotel i was put up in
>Never been around these things so the UGGUUUUUs and KAWAAAIICHAAANS from the hallway terrify me more than mortars
> Coming back in my ACUs when a group of wild Lolitas appear
>They look pretty gussied up, prettiest dresses ive seen in a while
>they strike up conversation
>Ask if i want to join them for a walk around this glass building where the con is held
>Form them in a modified herring bone so i can stand behind them
>Feel like im in an alien world
>Rather muscley guy so people give my little lollies a wide berth
>End up buying a few things
>Get into GUP
>have a weird soft spot for lolitas
>MFW a hambeast tried to challenge me to pushups
>MFW a 5ft cat woman jumped on me like i was a steed

Now i just people watch mostly.

[Anonymous No.7391397]

>Get leave off to go to something called Midwest con or like it
>go full civilians, have a little bit of a beard going
>People watching from a bench when i spot a lolli crying
>steel heart melts so i get up and ask her what the water works is about
>some part of her dress tore and she had forgotten her emergency needle
>bring her over to the bench i was at and have her lay down on my lap
>pull out my field kit which i luckily have white thread in
>do a real shitty but stable repair job on whatever the hell part of her coat was
>look up after im done and dozens of people are taking pictures
> Bark something rude at them in military jargon
>kids scatter
>give the loli my repair kit and send her on her way.
> All that giggling

looking back i can see how it was weird. Was some outter layering on her peticoat? <spelling>?

[Anonymous No.7391401]

>walk into a con
>see a large poster saying thathappened.jpg

How's my story?

[Anonymous No.7391408]

>>7391401
Sounds like you need to get your dick ticklers off the keyboard

[Anonymous No.7391415]

> Glomping.

[Anonymous No.7391447]

Destitute

[Anonymous No.7391501]

>>7391397
You had better've given her the d

[Anonymous No.7391511]

>>7391501
She wasnt really my type. Prefer scottish women with big cabooses

[Anonymous No.7391545]

>That one chick that screams like an orgasmic banshee during panels

[Anonymous No.7391599]

>>7391511
>>7391397
>tfw scottish lolita with a caboose hidden under all the poofy skirts
So did you flip her skirt up to sew the petticoat fluff back together? Or was there a hole in her jacket? Was she draped over your knee spank-style?
>heavy breathing

[Anonymous No.7391631]

>>7391599
the detailed names of all that...rufflage I do not know. She didnt want to take it off/walk all the way back to her room, I so just... well yes I believe youre right, she was bent kind of over my knee so I could get the sewing to kind of mirror the rest of it. It was really gauzy kind of stuff so it was a pain.

[Anonymous No.7391665]

>>7391631
Gauzy? Yep, sounds like the petticoat- that's the poofy stuff a girl wears under her skirt to give her the flared lolita sillouette.
Some people consider petticoats to be underwear, and even beyond that, having it flipped up brings one dangerously close to a panty shot.
Combined with your position, that would explain the reactions you got. It sounds like an enjoyable sight

[Anonymous No.7391670]

>>7391665
Would also explain why they scattered like rats. I was too busy with fixing the droopy gauze madness

[Anonymous No.7391677]

>>7391545
Why do people do this.

You can just clap.

It's just the guy from Adult Swim.

You don't need to scream every time he mentions he did drugs.

[Anonymous No.7391689]

>>7391631
>>7391665
Yeah, dude, you had her bent over your knee with her undergarments on display and you were doing stuff with them.

It's no wonder people were staring.

[Anonymous No.7391737]

>>7391689
I didnt understand what it was all about

[Anonymous No.7391760]

>>7391737
And that's what makes it all the more sweet (and kind of hot).

[Anonymous No.7391765]

>>7391760
I will admit I have a soft spot for them. I rarely get to see my daughter anymore and she always dressed in little dresses that looked similar

[Anonymous No.7391803]

>>7391765
>>7391760
In a non sexual way.

[Anonymous No.7391892]

> That one guy who hides under the stair well and takes pictures at girls ankles

Creepy little bastard

[Anonymous No.7391957]

>>7391385
I hope you're doing better now, OP.

[Anonymous No.7392024]

>>7391957
> Im actually getting kicked out of the army

All good, though

[Siggy !!t8DinvBlO2w No.7392049]

>>7391892
Yeah, ew, gross. What a weirdo. Yeah. I bet he puts them up on his blog or something. I sure hope nobody links me to a blog like that. It'd be so gross.

[Anonymous No.7392079]

>>7392049
> And here is speciment #5188Y right ankle

[Anonymous No.7392093]

>>7391892

>ankles
are you stupid

[Anonymous No.7392108]

>>7392093
Nah man. Floor height with downward angle of lense. Pure ankle

[Anonymous No.7392175]

>>7391803
Oh you're that guy. I wish I had a dad like you.

[Anonymous No.7392177]

>>7392175
that fucking gif

[Anonymous No.7392183]

>>7391397
This shit sounds so anime it hurts. Someone needs to draw this.

[Anonymous No.7392218]

>>7392183
> Burly American soldier having a lolita bent over his lap as he angrily repairs her petticoat with his field kit

lady boners

[Anonymous No.7392260]

> Leave thread
> Come back
> Hasnt gone anywhere

what

[Anonymous No.7392638]

>>7392183
>>7392218
Goddamnit

[Anonymous No.7392647]

>>7392638
>Listening to porn on the bus

[Anonymous No.7392664]

>Be riding my bike down the sidewalk to get to work
>I'm a fucking awful person so I decide to shift gears in the middle of the pedaling
>Whoops there goes the chain
>A group of people come over to help me.
>It's this early 30's looking bald dude who has this "cool uncle" look going for him
>His companions are a 12-13 jailbait girl looking like she's ready to go the club and laughing at everything the uncle guy says
>And a 9-10 year old boy with a Power Rangers backpack and looks like he could be the protaganist of any kids' cartoon show
>He sits there for 5 minutes trying to help me put the chain back onto my bike
>Doesn't even care that his hands get all greasy

[Anonymous No.7392667]

>>7391385
why are you walking around in public in your ACUs?

[Anonymous No.7392724]

>>7392667

Maybe he was going to a base for treatments? Especially since he 'was put up in' a hotel as opposed to him putting himself up in a hotel.

[Anonymous No.7392833]

>>7392724
>>7392667
correct