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Have any of you been victims of or have witnessed a cosplayer be inappropriately touched or harassed? And I don't mean for a skit or roleplay, I mean hambeast on poor Ezio glomping like.

>> No.7386644

>>7386597
I've heard stories but haven't seen anything myself

>> No.7386651

>>7386597
All I'm aware of is stories on the internet, so no idea if they're true or not. None of my friends or I have ever been harassed though.

>> No.7386676

>>7386644
>>7386651
Seems like people have heard/read more stories than witnessed them. I plan on going to a con in the coming months and if something does happen, I plan on recording/taking pictures. Most horrific thing I can think of are my weeb days when I was the harbinger of harassment. But I was like 13-15, I forget, and people never seemed to get mad at me. Took a certain slap in the face to make me go "wait a second, I think I should stop this."

>> No.7386682

>>7386597
>Local con 2012.
>My friend and I made Magi costumes for us, her little sister, and her sister's best friend.
>literally that year most of the costumes worn were Homestuck.
>Grimy homestuck girl runs up to me and the sister's friend to glomp and /whisper/ into her ear "I could totally rape you right now" before skipping away...
>Sister's friend hugged me and told be she was scared
>It was her first ever con experience

>> No.7386685

>>7386682
Damn. How old was she?

>> No.7386692

>>7386685
14-15 at the time, I forget. Felt really bad for her because she just started getting into anime, she wore the costume because she thought cosplaying would be fun because we were all doing it

>> No.7386710

I had a known creep at local cons stalk me for about 30 minutes. He's know as gamefan or something like that?

>> No.7386712

I got glomped super hard at Anime Reactor that I got whiplash. It was a complete stranger. They also did it from behind at full speed so I almost shit my pants. I was not a happy camper

>> No.7386719

>>7386712
>I got whiplash
I'm getting ghosts of the feeling just reading that. Not con related but I knew a girl who'd stalk me at my school and she'd glomp/grope me without warning. And she was a big girl. Three times as wide as me, but maybe a foot shorter.

>> No.7386722

>>7386710
You mean "gamefan23"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cMBF7LmqG4

>> No.7386729

>>7386719
For real on the whiplash thing because I thought I got hit with a golf cart because I have actually gotten hit by a golf cart before. Knowing Anime Reactor, it's not far fetched that somebody would attempt to drive a vehicle in the hotel lobby.

>> No.7386752

When I was in a Poison Ivy cosplay, a dude literally picked me up from behind. I kicked him and he dropped me, and I never found out why he did that because I ran the fuck away. I kinda wish I'd stood up or screamed, but I was so freaked out at the time I just wanted to get away.

>> No.7386755

Some guy once randomly gave me a moogle plushie, smiled awkwardly and walked away without saying a word. Caught him a few more times that weekend snapping some pictures of me from a distance. Not sure if I should have been creeped out or what.

>> No.7386759

>>7386712
Very similar thing happened to me at Otakon 07', my first big con. I was talking to friends with my back turned when I heard this loud screech and heavy steps quickly approaching. Before I knew it, I was glomped so hard it knocked me to the ground. This hambeast who was at least twice my size re:wider than 2 of me shoulder to shoulder just kept saying "OMG I LOVE YOUR CHARACTER!" Eventually my friends managed to pull her off of me and that's when I discovered that my knee was bleeding through my costume. I was pissed. My knee was all sorts of gross colors the next day and stiff. Fuck that bitch, glomps should be kept amongst friends or people who actually want them.

>> No.7386762

>>7386755
I'd have forcibly given it back unless I saw it being purchased with legal tender at a stand/booth.

>> No.7386784

>>7386759
Is it bad that I suddenly felt more concern for the costume? Blood isn't easy to get out.

>> No.7386789

>>7386759
I got glomped by a girl while I was wearing gothic lolita. Apparently she thought I was Misa from Death Note. I was actually knocked out for a second and had to get stitches on my chin. I will never understand the crazies who think glomping is okay.

>> No.7386791

>tfw hambeasts swolest you all the time
just because i'm /fit/ and show off doesnt mean you can grope and touch me all the time.

Man, I hate fate people....

>> No.7386798

>tfw you're not cute enough to be glomped by anyone

>> No.7386797
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7386797

>Be at a small local con as Homura
>'HOMURA-CHAAAAN!'
>I turn around, time seems slow as I watch an obese, huge Madoka coming at me in full glomp mode
>She just knocks me over before she can hug me because I'm built like a stick
>I fall on top of a Naruto
>I get up, apologize Naruto guy, dart away and hide until the Madoka lurches out of sight.
>Have ugly bruises on knee by the time I got home that day.

>> No.7386808

>>7386798
I'm so glad my first cosplay was of a lesser known character. To anyone else, I just looked like a girl with a specific fashion sense. Though, I fear for my life since I plan on doing a Kingdom Hearts cosplay. I'm not ugly, at least I don't think so. But I'm hoping to be seen as average at best so I wont get touched. KH fans are really, really touchy.

>> No.7386824

>>7386762
>Some random shy beta gives a girl something
>OMG HE MUST HAVE STOLEN IT

Beta gonna beta, but seriously wtf? You have a really poor understanding of people.

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>>7386824
No. Doesn't matter where it came from, it matters what's been done with it. Microphones, cameras, semen, anything could have been inside or on it. It's not like a shy guy you know giving you a present, it's some stranger with who knows what going on handing you an item with possibly unknown extras added to it.

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>>7386834
Those all sound like valid concerns and not at all paranoid delusions.

>> No.7386860

>>7386791

Everybody does, anon. Incidentally, that's why some of them must force themselves upon others.

>> No.7386862

>>7386851
Something similar happened to me. Some girl I knew in 6th grade was a liar and a thief but I was extremely gullible. I hope she's dead now. Anyway, she gave me a teddy bear once. It was supposed to be white but it was more of that off-white but not really grey color and had unknown stains on it. I threw it away not too long after.

>> No.7386864

>>7386834

I always put my semen into things that I then give away. It makes me feel like I own the person that receives it.

>> No.7386866

>>7386864
You seem nice. C-can we be friends?

>> No.7386873

>>7386866

I-I don't know, I'm a bit shy. Off to the gym to get /fit/ in a minute ._.

>tfw no kawaii cosplay gf

>> No.7386879

>>7386873
I can tuck my penis between my legs and pretend to be your gf onii-chan.

>> No.7386880

>>7386784
Nah, removing the blood from light colored pants was my first concern too, the pain was secondary. I basically escaped to my hotel and did the cold water thing as best I could.

>>7386789
Damn that's crazy. I wonder if people who do stupid things like this ever are held accountable. In my case, I would've told security if I could find them. Blacking out and needing stitches sounds like grounds for assault though.

And maybe I'm an odd one, but even if I see someone cosplaying from something I like, I am never overwhelmed with the desire to touch them. And I just don't want strangers touching me either.

>> No.7386881

>>7386879

B-but that's forbidden love

>> No.7386884

>>7386881
Nothing tastes sweeter than forbidden fruit, onii-chan~

>> No.7386887

I want in on this onii-chan hazukashi stuttering anon

>> No.7387490

>My first A-kon (2004? First year at Adam's Mark)
>cosplaying at Utena
>too many people wanting to be my Wakaba.
>Glomped from behind a few times
>I'm a fucking stick figure and just topple over awkwardly
Didn't get hurt, but still. Plz don't.

>> No.7387501

Whenever I hear about people being 'glomped' I always expect there to be some kind of follow-up of the victim yelling at the offending hambeast and/or calling security. But there never is. Pussies

>tfw this is also often the case with stories about psychos and no one calls them out on their shit until things get really bad

>> No.7387790

Not a cosplayer, but...

>be working security at cos convention in Boston
>wicked crowded
>supervisor calls me over
>"see the guy in the monk outfit?"
>"brown robes? cross on his chest? can't miss him."
>"yeah. him. got some complaints about him being inappropriate. follow him"
>start following him
>see he follows females, gets right behind them then suddenly peels off
>can't see anything
>take off my yellow security shirt
>get around in front of him for different angle
>notice his hands in robe while walking around
>think maybe he's sticking people with a needle (we've had that before)
>get along side him
>he gets up behind girl
>see his robe shaking
>see his cock come out of his robe
>OK. that's it
>grab him by the shoulder
>"come with me"
>he swings on me
>next thing I know I'm staring at my supervisor (and a lot of cute girls)
>4 stitches on my lip
>they caught him as he ran out

>> No.7387796

>>7387501
>calling security over a glomp
Did you tell the teacher when someone gave you a noogie?

Glomping isn't shit. I'm not going to go running off crying over one small thing.

Repetitive and escalating shit yeah but not one glomp.

>> No.7387812
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>>7387796
It's a fucking problem when the glompers are massive hambeasts who shatter your ribs with their "kawaii" glomps.

>> No.7387837

>>7387796
I've read stories where people ended up with broken limbs or concussions because whale con-goers lack self-control - or alternatively, lolitas with ruined $400 dresses because they got glomped by homestucks with unsealed paint. There are definitely some things worth calling security over, even if it's "just" a glomp.

>> No.7387845

>>7387796
>I don't mind being physically assaulted by stangers
bitch shut the fuck up. What do you think would happen to you if you did that to someone in the street? a lot worse than having security called. Why do people think being at a con is free reign to be a fucking animal.

>> No.7387880

All the worst shit happened to me when I was cosplaying Homestuck. At Otakon a shitty Dave cosplayer grabbed my ass as I was posing for pictures and I've had a lot of people grab me by the horns. At the 2013 katsucon photoshoot a shitty Rufioh who was twice my size grabbed me by the septum ring and I had to actually lose my shit at him. Homestucks are generally the worst crowd. I've never had anything weird happen to me elsewhere.

>> No.7387888

>>7387501
Do you think it would be cool to judo throw those creatures I feel like it would be really empowering.

>> No.7387890

>>7387790

You got beat up by a public masturbator?

>> No.7387892

>>7387880
>cosplaying Homestuck

You deserved it

>> No.7387911

I've been touched inappropriately by a few different guys at a few different conventions. Guys flipping my skirt, grabbing my breasts, touching my butt, etc. Was young and wasn't sure what to do. One of those "next time he does it, I'll tell someone" sort of things.
Wasn't even cosplaying those few times.

I was cosplaying Sakura once and had a Sasuke cosplayer come to hug me and then bite me on the neck. Had it not been Sunday afternoon, I would have reported her.

At a rave once I had some hambeast jump up on me and really aggressively try to grind on me? I pushed her away and she got all upset.

Nowadays I don't stand for anyone to touch me/my cosplays without asking first. Standing up for my cosplay work has helped me better stand up for myself.

>> No.7387922

>>7387790
>>7387890
top lel

>> No.7387941
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7387941

> 2007
> Anime Mid Atlantic
> Two 21/10 girls dressed up as Yuna and Rikku
> Strutted their fine asses all over the convention hall
> Guys didn't even talk to them

>> No.7387987

>2011
>at local con
>Fluttershy gala dress cosplay
>some girl stops me, asks for a picture, we talk about ponies for a bit
>as I'm talking to her this hugeass neckbeard in a Pinkie Pie shirt lumbers over, you can smell the BO from several yards away
>with no warning he screams, "TINY FLUTTERSHY" lifts me up and pulls me into this tight, choking embrace
>the stench is so strong my eyes are watering
>the girl I was talking to yells at him to drop me
>he lets go and scampers off
>thank her and buy her a snack later
>have to change clothes not long after because his stench got on the outfit

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7388050

I was at a con not too long ago and ended up in an elevator, alone, with some chick in a skimpy cosplay outfit.

I raped her, of course. wouldn't you?

I heard later she didn't report it because she "just wanted to forget about it".

pic related was my reaction.

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>>7387892

>> No.7388166

>>7387890
His right arm was really, really buff?

>> No.7388205

>>7387941
>a room full of neckbeards and two girls that they all figure either have boyfriends or are WAY out of their league
No shit?
Anyways, post pics or the story is useless.

>> No.7388238

>>7387911
>At a rave once
Went to one out of curiosity at a con. I generally have no problem with sexual dancing, but some guy suddenly just pulled me from behind and started grinding his crotch all over my ass and groping my boobs. I had on a strapless bra (it was for a cosplay) and the thing nearly came off. And it wasn't a soft grind either, it was more like he was trying to crush his pelvis on my butt.

I had to get my guy friend, and several other guys grabbed him, so he could remove himself from me. Once I got a good look at him in the light, I could see that he was unkept and smelled like booze and extra loud weed. Didn't report him, but he just sort of stumbled off in the crowd. Wasn't mad really, just slightly irritated.

>>7387941
>>7388205
Yeah. This guy I met admitted he'd have never talked to me because he thought I'd shoot him down. I met him at my hotel and even his friends got nervous when I approached. Betas, all of them. I'd say I'm a 7/10 at best even with make up, but it's still an amusing thing to think about.

>> No.7388235

>>7388050
what

>> No.7388439

>>7387888

Which throw would you use? I guess if they're charging at you and you notice, any forward throw seems fine. I haven't had much luck with hip throws against short, stumpy people though. I'd favor a foot sweep here so you can go OH MY ARE YOU OK YOU SLIPPED.

>> No.7389005

>>7388439

stepping conveniently to the side when they try to attack-hug you should suffice.

>> No.7389011

>>7389005
You're gunna need one bigggg side-step
I mean some of them are the width of two people, and that's not counting with their arms stretched out coming in for the attack

>> No.7389037

Once during the con 'rave' a guy who had been sort of creepily following me around all day started grinding on me out of nowhere.

I went into serious mode so quick that I just said "No." in this really strict, authoritative voice and pushed him away much harder than I intended to (I was like 2 feet shorter than him, didn't expect him to go flying) and he fell on his ass.

He swore at me and left. About five minutes later I saw him leaving with his friend looking super pissed.

>> No.7389038

>>7389011
And the fact that 95% of the time they attack from behind while your trying to have a conversation with someone who isn't cuckoo cocoa puffs.

>> No.7389043

>>7388238

>Girl approaching guy at con

I-is it possible? Can I have hopes? ._.

>> No.7389051
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On a side note, OP's pic horrified me so much I reverse image searched it to find out more. Turned up on a tumblr called 'Fuck Yeah Fat Cosplay'

>> No.7389053
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7389053

>>7389051

"Sexy no Jutsu Naruto cosplay by a very courageous plus size cosplayer"

>> No.7389058

>>7389053

It's not plus size, she's just fucking fat. Goddamn, I hate euphemisms,

>> No.7389063

>>7389051
>Fat Cosplay

This is my new fetish.

>> No.7389197

When I was in Touhou costume, I got glomped a lot. Once by greasy hetalia cosplayer (in the middle of the steamy summer!).

Next time, when me and my friend won cosplay contest with our skit. Some strange girl from crowd got on stage, picked me up and started to run in circles with me. She ended up with accidentally destroying my prop. She apologized and said "she always breaks everything she touches". Bitch, why did you pick me up in the first place?!

>> No.7389224
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>>7389043
Sure, but only if they want something from you. I only talked to him because I heard the word "car" and wanted someone to drive me to and or from the con. In another case I needed help figuring out the map. Still friends with both guys though.

>>7389051
>that cottage cheese stomach
I'm glad I finished eating before looking at that.

>>7389197
So what happened after?

>> No.7389256

>>7389224

A-anon if you want to I could drive you home? ._.
>tfw I live in Germany and there are like no major cons here, except one that's a few hundred kilometers away

>> No.7389266

>>7386597
I'm kind of jealous of this girl. She's fat but it looks like she still has an hourglass figure. Yet she's too lazy to lose the weight and rock dat gene luck. Fuck her.

>> No.7389347

>>7389256
>few hundred kilometers

That's like a couple hour drive. What's the big deal

>> No.7389356

>>7389347

That was just additional info, it's still only one per year.

>> No.7389365

>>7389224
If I remember correctly, the stretch marks on her stomach are from having a baby. I think I remember stories of her walking a stroller around in that costume.

>> No.7389369

>>7389051
>'Fuck Yeah Fat Cosplay
if i get a tummy tuck will that get rid of my cottage cheese stomach?
I want to wear bikinis since im now thin.
I was never even at fat as that girl but hella stretch marks.
I was saving up to buy a new car but ..

>> No.7389382

My first convention I was targeted by a somewhat infamous player in my area who goes after petite white girls. I had never been legitimately hit on in my life until that moment so I was really flattered and excited at first (and I knew nothing of his record) but then decided I didn't want to deal with that. He kept calling and calling me after the convention though, asking if he could come over, asking ME to come over to his place, and he just wouldn't take no for an answer. So I started avoiding his calls. A month later I start college and join a club, and sure enough, hes in the club. Of fucking course. Starts hovering around me, constantly trying to touch me/put his arm around me, at one point out of nowhere kisses me on the cheek. It's all creepy as fuck and scared me to death, but he was eventually told off by a few people in the club and banned for doing this to other girls too. I stopped going to the club for the most part though just to feel safe, haha...

I feel like I had another story, but I completely forgot it. Oh well, if I remember I'll respond to this post and add it.

>> No.7389389

>>7389365
Still though. I have a cousin who's had 4 kids and she's pretty /fit/. Having children is no excuse to let yourself go.

>> No.7389394

>>7389224
>Sure, but only if they want something from you. I only talked to him because I heard the word "car" and wanted someone to drive me to and or from the con

Fucking women. You need to die in a fire ho.

>> No.7389413

>>7389224
Nothing, I was just too confused to react. She ran away after short apologize.

>> No.7389423
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>>7389394
Stay upset.

>> No.7389439
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7389439

This happened a few years back at AUSA. So basically I was running around as this thing with my wife in tow as a nurse. One girl actually came up and just straight up grabbed my package with my wife a foot away. Not really that big of a deal but suprised the hell out of both me and the wife.

THIS IS WHAT I WAS WEARING WHEN IT HAPPENED, I DARE YOU TO SAY I ASKED FOR IT.

>> No.7389442

>>7389423
not that anon but who even are you, and why are you namefagging for no reason? no one gives a shit about you and everything i've seen you post is a bit brainless.

>> No.7389443
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7389443

groped cosplayers is my fetish

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>>7389442
/cgl/'s bitterness and malice is unrivaled against all boards. And that's why I came here to be entertained by anons like you. I don't care how you see me, just know that I'm here and flinging insults makes it even better.

>> No.7389468

>>7389461
your stupidity is more entertaining than anything and the fact that you're responding to everyone proves you're probably the most pathetic person here. but tell me again how you're just trying to ruffle feathers and not just ronery and sad.

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I was at a party after a cosplay event.
A friend was with me and went off on his own for a bit.
A while later I wanted to go home and saw he made friends with a couple there.
They happened to be from the same town as we were and asked if they could ride along.
Sure, I didn't mind.

As soon as they got into my (brand new) car, they started making out.
Soon, full blown groping.
Awkward silence.
Mumbling in the back, your place or mine, etc.
Dropped them the fuck off, last time I take strangers into my car.

I'm still mad. How rude can you get?
And the so called new "friendship" with my friend was feigned, just so they could ride along.

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Ladies, please.

>> No.7389503

>>7389483
Nope.

>> No.7389510

>>7389053
Completely off topic, but does anyone have a pic of that Gabranth cosplayer we see in the right corner ? His helmet looks really nice and that's my dream cosplay

>> No.7389524

>>7389503
Prove you're the real one.
>captcha: you lstoond

>> No.7389526

>>7386884
why does that sound so hot

>> No.7389542

>>7389524
I'm Spartacus! You prove you're the real one.

>captcha: threfen could

See, threfen could, why not you?

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7389547

>cosplaying Mako
>guy comes up behind me and grabs my shoulder
>I turn around figuring he wanted a pic or something
>smells like piss and beer
>looks like 35-40
>acne scars everywhere
>no badge or any other sign he didn't just wander in
>holding an open beer
>it's literally 11am and he's drunk as fuck
>starts stroking my face with his hand
>"You're too innocent"
>starts moving hand downwards to my chest
>nope.jpg
>quickly turn and walk off
>he follows me for about 15 minutes
>screams things like "drink my cum, bitch"
>he grabs my arm, really fucking tightly
>I'm freaking out at this point
>HUGE Gamagoori cosplayer walks over
>"What do you think you're doing"
>Guy nearly shits his pants
>Walks away dejectedly
God bless Gamagoori cosplayers.

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7389553

>>7389542

>> No.7389655

>>7389382

Ok I remember it. I was at a small convention, cosplaying something dragon-inspired from a popular series. Another girl cosplaying the same character came up to me and asked for a pic. While posing and waiting for the picture to be taken, I was suddenly grabbed and dragged away from behind. I turned to look who it was, and it was a shit-tier Goku cosplayer, who was yelling at me, "Come on dragon! I'm gonna make a wish!" I kind of just awkwardly laughed and shook him off, then went to go take the picture.

It was weird but I think it was funnier than anything else. Luckily all of my experiences that could have been bad have turned out with endings that didn't involve any injuries so I just laugh them off among my friends.

>> No.7389660

>>7389553
This just proves you're masquerading as me, it proves your samefag.

>> No.7389804

>>7389547
irl otp moment omg

>> No.7389827

>17 at the time
>At convention
>Not even cosplaying, just there walking around
>Fat, 60-year old guy dressed like Karkat from homestuck walks by
>Smacks my ass and winks

I'm a 6'2 man. It was not comfortable.

>> No.7389969

>>7386597
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that fucking cosplay why would you post this why would she wear this

>> No.7389983

>>7389547
yes I am sure this happened
it also happened to me twice

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7390079

Oh man, I was Sonico recently and I'm not easily upset-able so nothing to bad happened, some boob comments, some "oh man I am a gentleman but it's hard to respect you in that!11one" it was a very covering outfit, my boobs were just big, fuck.

>But anyway
>on the escalator going up I notice a dude behind me is kinda close
>he young so it's not to weird
>I notice out of the corner of my eye that he is gone???
>I turn around and he is squatting looking up my shirt with a thinking face
>He then looks up at me, gives a thumbs up and says "aaawright!"

Not to bad but still very... Rude? Annoying? I don't know. Also kinda flattering in a way but he was again most likely around 17- 19 so it's okay. Just kids being kids.

Other then that I had a dude pat my tits and that was kinda funny, hehehe.

>> No.7390116

>>7389827

alpha as fuck

>> No.7390124
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>>7389461

>> No.7390147

>>7390079

post pics pls

>> No.7390222

>>7390079
I'm going as Sonico for ACEN this year. Oh boy. But it's expected since it's waifu Sonico. Which outfit of hers did do? The one in your pic?

>> No.7390228

>>7390079
Would you post pics of your cosplay? I want to see!

>> No.7390269

>>7389043
Yeah if I'm single and am looking for someone I'll approach a guy at a con, I am always scared he'll be taken and that it will be awkward but usually it's fine.
If I'm walking around with them and talking and they get weird or touchy feely I leave though.

>> No.7390289

>>7390269
>scared he'll be taken
That's the reason I don't approach girls. They're literally always taken.

That and the fact that I have NO IDEA how to do it without it coming off as really awkward and weird.

>> No.7390342

>>7386597
Her tits are disgustingly saggy fat girl tits.

>> No.7390443
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>>7390289
>scared he'll be taken
>That's the reason I don't approach girls. They're literally always taken.
Like a friend of mine would say: Thats no reason not to go for them.

Trough out my life i always was friends with some girls and played with them as a kid. Is that the reason i have not a single problem talking with them, even those i had a crush on (dont crush on girls anymore)?
As an aesthetic guy i prefer the precence of aesthetic people, girls included. So no prob in talking to hot girls either.

>That and the fact that I have NO IDEA how to do it without it coming off as really awkward and weird.
Ay yo gurl, wan sum fuk?

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>>7390147
>>7390147
>>7390222
>>7390228
I'm betting it's this one from Katsu.

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7390471

>>7389058
That's misatokibason, and actually, she's pregnant in that picture. For a couple years afterward she was carting her kid around with her.
She still cosplays and looks decent these days as far as I can tell.

>> No.7390484
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>>7390289
>>7390443
>not going up to chicks holding hands with her boyfriend and asking her if you can carry her bridal style cause she's your waifu

lol she actually said yes
that guys face tho

>> No.7390490

>>7390443
>They're literally always taken.
>Thats no reason not to go for them.

>That and the fact that I have NO IDEA how to do it without it coming off as really awkward and weird.
>>>>without it coming off as really awkward and weird.
>Ay yo gurl, wan sum fuk?

You sound a huge faggot and you type like a retard.
Noone listen to this guy.

>> No.7390503

>been talking to gay guys all convention
>natural feeling since I frequent gay bars
>frequently hear "hey let me try on your shoes/clothes/let me touch your boobs because I drag queen etc etc etc"
>at con
>talking to nothin but gays
>fuck yea gays are awesome AND PLENTIFUL!
>dude walks up with what looks like guys in almost drag
>big pretty lips, fishnets, hair done did, etc
>HEY CAN I PUT MY HEAD ON YOUR BOOBS
>dude looks pre homo.
>"pffft. Sure."
>stuffs his face there
>"god I wanna fuck you"
>....fuck, no. No more. Back off.
I was stupid but damn, I couldn't bring myseelf to say "sorry bro, thought you were gay."

>> No.7390513

>>7390484

That face must be what NTR is made of

>> No.7390517

>>7390503
ydi

>> No.7390558

>>7390517
PttC sis.

>> No.7390938

I've once had two people at a con get extremely upset at me for not letting them hold my prop. After I said no, they tried to rip it out of my hands. I told them I was going to call security and that made them back off, not without shouting really rude things about me as they walked away. I worked 15+ hours on it, and there's no way I'm going to risk it getting accidentally dropped and/or broken! That put a damper on the rest of the day for me, though...

>> No.7390946

>>7386682
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FAGGOT

>> No.7390950
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>>7386692
Too old...

>> No.7390952

This board is full of sperglords and autism

>> No.7390955
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7390955

I can't imagine why any cosplayers would get harassed.

>> No.7390972
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>>7390955
Because sperglords are easy targets. I could rape the living shit out of those aspies and their parents would just think they forgot to take their assburger medicine

>> No.7390989

>>7390503
>Letting gay dudes touch your body

Is this how chicks get their rocks off without being weird or something? I see and hear this shit all the time.
I wouldn't let a lesbian grab my dick, get me?

>> No.7390991

>be at a-kon last year
>hotel about two miles away (the dumbfuck decided to get the group room this year)
>Dallasfag
>20$ daily parking at the anatole
>nopenopenope.jpg
>park two miles away instead
>late at night
>going to car
>dressed in victorian outfit
>black guy comes up to me
>asks me for money
>I refuse
>starts to grab my ass from behind. (Just wearing a petticoat, and a top skirt. (no hoopskirt)

>Scream
>7/11 atendees nearby freak the fuck out
>he walks off

Never again /cgl/ From now on, I pay for a hotel nearby.

>> No.7391011

>>7390989
i'm not that person but in my personal experience i've found that females are way more comfortable just being more touchy with their friends.

to keep this relevant, the worst thing that's happened to me is that some guy picked something that i dropped and then when he handed it back to me he said "not like i was looking up your skirt or anything" with a creepy smile. i laughed it off but it was damn uncomfortable. not really any inappropriate touching though thank god

>> No.7391020

>>7391011
>Random dudes at a con
>Friends

I'm pretty sure it's just to get your rocks off, and I'll keep thinking that way.

>> No.7391105

>>7390972
You're disgusting. Usually I don't get pissed off on 4chan that much because there's offensive shit all over the place, but it hit a nerve with me.

>> No.7391117

>>7386682
omfg where was this? and who were they cosplaying?

>> No.7391119

>>7390972
You legit sound like a sexual predator

>> No.7391120

>>7391105
Awww

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this is why we cant have nice things

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>>7390972
>"Hey bruh, I just totally boned this chick with a mental disability that makes it super difficult for her to articulate that she was violated and now her parents think that she's just acting up cause she's a 'sperg and shit! Ain't that the tightest shit, bruh?"

>> No.7391140
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>mfw

>> No.7391146

>>7389547
If this is true then it was cute as fuck

>> No.7391197

>>7390989
Its not like they're grabbing my nipples or full on tit wrestle grappling. Its usually feeling the sides or how my bra rests.

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>>7390972
>to edgy 4 me
This isnt /b/ u faggot.

Rapists are omegas who arent alpha enaugh to get any female the normal way (by being the best male). They get kicked out of the pack and alphas going to beat the shit out of them.
You never watch animal documentaries?
Enjoy being an Untermensch

>> No.7391266

>>7389547
A 12 year old would come up with shit like this.

>> No.7391278

>>7391140
why are their only two epic meme picture man posts in this thread
I need to see more whenfaces
xD

>> No.7391546

>>7390938
Fucking this. Won't go into it, but my prop was a sword literally chained to another part of my costume, and some faggot tried to take it without even asking, he seemed offended when i tightened my grip on it and asked him what the hell he's doing

I pulled away and threatened to knock the cunt out if he doesn't fuck out off out my face, which of course he did.

In a way i regret not just punching him and accepting whatever consequences befall me, because as you said, things like that just put a downer on the entire day

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>>7391278
Holy fuck i'm the cancer killing /cgl/

>> No.7391831

>>7390289
dating isnt married

>> No.7392799

>>7390289
Assburgers

>> No.7393609

>>7391202
of course it isn't /b/, it's a board of moronic aspie CHICKS
so total rape fuel

>> No.7394021 [DELETED] 
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>>7389547
And then Gamagoori gave you $100!

Anyway, I've got a story. Part 1

I was working staff at a con with my friend (let's call him Minibuns). Ouran was big at the time so everyone was on

the whole "eiyeeeeh year of yaoi" hype train. After a meeting we were talking to some of the staff and they decided that Minibuns and I were couple because I'm pretty /fit/ and he was this skinny shota looking guy.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE UKE/SEME?!"

Anyway, one of the staff (AcneYiff) decided he was going to "steal my boyfriend away from me" and picked up Minibuns by the waist and carried him across the hotel.

Ha ha, very funny, everyone laughs, okay, put him down.

AcneYiff lay him across one of the hotel couches and whispered something in his ear. Minibuns starts freaking out

trying to get away. Everyone's still laughing along because this whole thing seems like a joke and they're just playing pretend rape because "ha ha, look, kid's just playing hard to get and he's smiling - they wouldn't smile if it was real harassment."

Anyway, I saw the desperate "get this furfag off me" look and I'm like "hey man, fun's over, I think he wants you off of him."

"Come and get him," said AcneYiff, quite molest-ily.

So I walked over and tried to pull the guy off of my friend but he was crafty, wrestle-ish, and lanky. Some of the other people thought it was a game and were holding me back and saying things like "no, it's love, let their love happen."

Minibuns was grappling with AcneYiff this whole time trying to get away. Eventually they struggled back onto the hotel couch, which then flipped over (I like to imagine I flipped it myself but I can't remember) and the two of them untangled.

>> No.7394029
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And then Gamagoori gave you $100!

Anyway, I've got a story. Part 1

I was working staff at a con with my friend (let's call him Minibuns). Ouran was big at the time so everyone was on the whole "eiyeeeeh year of yaoi" hype train. After a meeting we were talking to some of the staff and they decided that Minibuns and I were couple because I'm pretty /fit/ and he was this skinny shota looking guy.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE UKE/SEME?!"

Anyway, one of the staff (AcneYiff) decided he was going to "steal my boyfriend away from me" and picked up Minibuns by the waist and carried him across the hotel.

Ha ha, very funny, everyone laughs, okay, put him down.

AcneYiff lay him across one of the hotel couches and whispered something in his ear. Minibuns starts freaking out trying to get away. Everyone's still laughing along because this whole thing seems like a joke and they're just playing pretend rape because "ha ha, look, kid's just playing hard to get and he's smiling - they wouldn't smile if it was real harassment."

Anyway, I saw the desperate "get this furfag off me" look and I'm like "hey man, fun's over, I think he wants you off of him."

"Come and get him," said AcneYiff, quite molest-ily.

So I walked over and tried to pull the guy off of my friend but he was crafty, wrestle-ish, and lanky. Some of the other people thought it was a game and were holding me back and saying things like "no, it's love, let their love happen."

Minibuns was grappling with AcneYiff this whole time trying to get away. Eventually they struggled back onto the hotel couch, which then flipped over (I like to imagine I flipped it myself but I can't remember) and the two of them untangled.

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>>7394029
Part 2

Minibuns ran back to me, still laughing. Everyone was laughing. The whole thing was intensely awkward but people were laughing because it somewhat defused the situation and made it less "rape-ish". Plus, acknowledging that one of your staff is harassing another staffer means that you NEED to act on it and that would just be a political clusterfuck. No one wants that.

So the two of us said good-bye because we just remembered that there was a bus that we needed to catch.

Minibuns kept a wide berth of AcneYiff and later worked a table with him at the con. The two of them got along civilly and, despite occasional creepy comments, everything was fine. It was almost like the thing never happened.

This was not the first, or the last, time that Minibuns was sexually harassed but those are stories for another time.

Meanwhile I was like "shit isn't anyone gonna touch my dick? Can't I get sexually harassed for once?"

And then, later, I was.

>> No.7394046

>>7394033
>Meanwhile I was like "shit isn't anyone gonna touch my dick? Can't I get sexually harassed for once?"

Was it as good as you imagined it would be?

>> No.7394101
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>>7394046
Not really. Well, I mean, it wasn't fun during or afterwards but now that it's been a little while it's a nice ego boost.

It's kinda like skydiving - I recommend everyone do it once just to say they did.

>> No.7394107

>>7394101
Nu, tell us the story.

>> No.7394170

A friend of mine told me that a guy choked her and put her into his trunk, at a stoplight she managed to get out and call the police. He's still in jail for that shit.

>> No.7394177

I went to an American con once. I just stand in the elevator looking a bit tired, this CC cosplayer says something among the lines of "..at least we got this hot guy here", grabs my ass and pulls me close. In costume, I got glomped all the damn time, groped and girls were touching me all over. I enjoyed it like the slut I am.

>> No.7394192

>otakon 2008
A fat L cosplayer who shipped my character and my friend's from tales of the abyss shoved my head into her lap, then tried to push me into her, chanting "kiss!! Come on, kiss him Luke"

She was a surprisingly strong 14 year old hambeast. I was really taken back by the incident.

>> No.7394328

>>7390991
>a-kon
is it really called that i can't stop laughing

>> No.7394345

>>7394328
A con newb and a tumblrfag, what a sight.

>> No.7394402

Was cosplaying Roxas in Organization XIII coat in a crowded elevator when a drunk normalfag asks me if I'm Cloud, says he loves chicks who cosplay Cloud and would fuck me if I was. I'm staring at the floor the whole time shaking my head and my sister yells "Hey that's my sister!!!"
Coincidentally I cosplayed soldier Cloud a year later...

>> No.7394419
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>>7394033
>Meanwhile I was like "shit isn't anyone gonna touch my dick? Can't I get sexually harassed for once?"

Well shit man, I might as well share this story then.

>At a con a few years back staying with some friends in a hotel room
>Go out to buy earplug because one of the guys I was sharing the room with snored like a damn bursting crossed with a train derailing the night before
>Get in elevator(I was on one of the higher floors)
>Elevator opens, completely empty
>Get in push main floor
>The VERY next floor a group of about 7 or 8 people get in the elevator with me
>Girl cosplaying Yoko stands directly in front of me(She wasn't too bad looking either)
>Facing me
>Her face about 6 inches away from mine
>See's staring me right in the eye not blinking at all she had really big eyes and they were pretty dilated too.
>So not being one to back down...
>CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
>I just stared right back at her without blinking
>Some time passes without either of us blinking or saying a word to another
>One of her suddenly cries out "KATTIE(I don't remember her name I'm just taking a guess)! Do you even know that guy?"
>Her response was some sort of delayed mumble and a slow blink and wobbling back and forth slightly
>It suddenly became VERY apparent that she was on some kind of drug considering how dilated her eyes were.
>Standing to my left was a tall guy cosplaying as Kamina(who I assume was her boyfriend) laughs and pulls her over to him.
>She's still staring at me and all her friends are giggling
>Shrug it off and start to say something
>Suddenly feel something touching my upper inner thigh which then travels up to groin
>Elevator reaches the main floor and opens people start to pile out
>Yoko girl gets out and starts running through the lobby yelling things at people and poking them with Kanimas sword


YUP, MFW

>> No.7394475

>>7387987
I hate how people think this was okay just because it's a con.

>> No.7394479

>>7389224
>>7389256
>>7389356
There's several fairly big cons in Germany.

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>>7394177
mhmm...

>> No.7394642

>>7394402
>hoping the 2nd time would be a charm
>someone thought it would look sexy before so maybe this time It'll happen again and I can get some delicious cock
sickening. truly disgusting.

>> No.7394681

>>7394479
Tell me more

>> No.7394682

>>7386722
Oh god this guy is straight up creep.

That Vanille is precious, tho.

>> No.7394730

>>7386597
Being drunk groped by a girl who I assumed thought my leg was her bf's leg in a crowded elevator.

>> No.7394788

>>7387888
I was cosplaying meiling from cardcaptors sakura a week before my test for the next belt. A hambeast sakura came at me from behind and I actually threw her. To be honest, I felt a bit mortified and slightly scared that I might've killed her.

>> No.7394790

>be 15 (some a-kons ago.)
>get carried off in sleeping bag by Ichigo cosplayer
>cousin freaking out
>eventually get dropped by Ichigo cosplayer
>not really a bad guy but cousin is freaking out because she was the 'adult' that was watching over me

but, the worst part of that con was

>some freaky dude from a room over is heavily drinking
>hear rumors about some giant spin-the-bottle orgy going on over there
>guy keeps following me, some other girl and another girl we were rooming with
>won't stfu
>concerns one of the girls with me
>we get the idea that we should be a trio of lesbians to scare him off
>guy LITERALLY WALKS INTO OUR ROOM WITHOUT ASKING
>sit on bed with girl 1 and 2 drinking soda
>guy won't stfu, keeps going on and on about something I forget it was a long time ago
>girl 1 and 2 kiss
>guy stops mid sentence, walks out, never hear from him again

I wish this trick was successful at Yulecon..

>> No.7394814

>>7394790
>sit on bed with girl 1 and 2 drinking soda
I assume your not hot or he was a massive beta. I would watch hot girls making out anytime, like at the bar once. Hnng

>> No.7394913

>>7394790
>guy LITERALLY WALKS INTO OUR ROOM WITHOUT ASKING
And you didn't ask him to leave?

>> No.7394967
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How does one ask a girl to step on you without being creepy?

>> No.7394980

>>7394967
be attractive.

>> No.7394986
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>>7394980
plsno ;~;

>> No.7394999

>>7394986
well you dress decently. You really wanna know or are you just baiting us,

>> No.7395001
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7395001

>>7394967
Say it's a massage technique, very popular in Europe.

>> No.7395004

>>7394967
>>7394986
Really, there is no way, because the act itself is just creepy.

Like that anon said though, if you're attractive you can do no wrong in the eyes of a woman.

>> No.7395021
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>>7395004
Like, lets say I see some chick cosplaying as a hardcore Sadist like that one bitch from MM or whatever
I'm supposing they are cosplaying as them cause they like or resemble their personality

Or do people just cosplay as someone they look like cause its easier or whateven?

>cosplaying philosophy

>>7394999
I've gotten away with carrying people bridal style and shit like that

>>7395001
With enough alcohol this might work

>> No.7395039

>>7395021
oh jeez I thought you meant like, in bed. I'm fucked, I'm gonna go.

If you mean just like joking around in a photo, I feel like most girls would be cool with that. I sure as hell would, funny cosplay photos are part of why I do this shit. I'd probably want you to send it to me. Don't be creepy about it, if girls let you pick them up then you probably know how to ask for tame shit like that without being disgusting.

>> No.7395040

>>7395021
Nah, I wouldn't try that with a girl just because you think she would act like how her cosplay is. Remember, most women don't know shit about anime, so she probably doesn't even know anything about her character.

Thinking about it, I think I figured it out for you man. The way you gotta go about this is to cosplay as a sin sack. Then you gotta find a bitch cosplaying as a 2hu. She might even ask to step on you for a picture. Shit's a full proof plan my fisheyed nigga.

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>>7395039
>in bed
I like the way you think anon

But I was just thinking like joking around, cause I saw a friend of mine post a pic of him getting stepped on by a bondage miku and I was pretty jelly

>>7395040
That is a pretty valid point
I recall hinting some jokes about their characters they would cosplay as at AX last year and some of the chicks would just be like "wut"

Yoooooooo, that sinsack plan is flawless
shit would be lulz, pretty sure I'd get pulled over by the cops before I even get to the con for public indecency
>anon knows I love 2hu
Damn anon you're a cool ass motherfucker, you know that?

>> No.7395089

>>7395076
Naw anon, I've seen sin sack cosplay so you should be a-okay as long as you cover up as much as a swimsuit would cover you up.

Also, you're the cool ass motherfucker with that fig of my favorite 2hu. Where did you develop such good tastes? In my opinion, some people are just born with good taste, and you just happen to be one of them.

How much did that cost you anyways?

>> No.7395113

>>7386722
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cMBF7LmqG4

>That nasal voice

WOW!

>> No.7395118
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>>7395089
I'm pretty fit so I might be able to pull it off, I'd be shy as fuck tho being in just a swimsuit and a sack over my head.
There's always alcohol, liquid courage

My friend bought it for me as a b-day/christmas present (dec 24th) on Ami Ami, it was like 80 bucks
Ive already posted my Remi sweater on /cgl/ a couple of times too so i'm pretty sure you've seen it

>> No.7395137

>>7395118
>Ive already posted my Remi sweater on /cgl/ a couple of times too so i'm pretty sure you've seen it
I haven't, because normally I don't browse /cgl/. I've been scared away by all those screencaps. I'm only here right now because I saw a picture on the homepage that I liked and it took me here.

>> No.7395144

>>7387790
>think maybe he's sticking people with a needle (we've had that before)

WTF?
Are you shitting me?
I'm never going to a con now.

>> No.7395145
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>>7395118
Normally, I would feel inclined to tease and or bully someone like you. But could you stop with the pictures? They're making you look incredibly sad and more like the butt end of a joke. At least Pygmalion's waifu had a full 3D rendering.

>> No.7395156

>>7386722
Holly shit that little dude with the steadi-cam is a fucking boss. Roping in all of those cute cosplay girls for his shoot.

That gamefan fuck is creepy as shit though.
What is he even talking about?
He's reporting about giving cosplayer's gists?
The fuck?

>> No.7395159

>>7395156
>gists

*gifts

>> No.7395163

>>7395021
>2hu

Do I know you? Where are you from?

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>>7395137
It's pretty legit
Too bad I don't really wear it in public, I ain't one of those weebs to shove things in peoples face. That's why I only do it online lol

>>7395145
Go for it dude, there isn't anyone stopping you
But yeah, loving 2D is suffering

>> No.7395167

>>7395165
You have excellent taste in 2hus Patchy happens to be mai waifu, but your waifu is her friend so that's good right?

>> No.7395172

>>7395163
I'm one of those cancerous faggots from /b/
I just never liked using tripcodes so I just post with my Alias (lol its actually my name irl)
I occasionally post in /a/ and here from time to time
If you're talking about like state or whatever, I live in Cali

>>7395167
Awww shit nigga, waifu buddies
Patchy is adorable man, def makes my top 5

>> No.7395182

>>7395172
Aw yus. You're so lucky that there is so much Remi stuff though. I did just get a really awesome non-h patchy daki off of aliexpress and it's really amazing, can't wait till the new pillow arrives for it.

>> No.7395183

I went to a Homestuck meetup when I liked it, and was about the oldest person there. A Karkat suddenly attacked me. She had glowing horns, "69" taped on her shirt, and just had her hair down and some jeans on, no older than 15. She said she was female Karkat, then just hugged me out of nowhere so tightly that I could feel her fucking ribs. The rest of the day she would just cling to me because she said it was "canon".

>> No.7395190

>>7395165
I wish I had as cool of remilia stuff as you do.
Makes me feel like a pleb.

>> No.7395204

>creepy mutual friend with a nice camera wants to take my pics
>we go outside for picture time
>he starts taking pics and stops to swap SD cards
>small talk ensues
>"yeah i have just about everything i need in here...food...camera...memory cards...condoms
>looks up at me

I immediately book it back into the con. i feel weird just telling the story

>> No.7395211

>>7395204
fucking catholics...

>> No.7395479

>>7391105
>>7391119
>>7391129
>>7391202
I find it hard to understand where all this butthurt is coming from when someone really could molest some dumb kid at a con, and everyone would think it was some cry for attention. It's the fucking truth. Rape is serious, but a sperg yelling rape when someone touches their arm, and joking about it constantly, as they are wont to do, will not be taken seriously when they cry wolf.

>> No.7395575

>>7395479
and now again in proper english

imo:
Rape= not good
calling something rape that clearly isnt rape= not good
accusing someone of rape who did nothing= not good

>> No.7395700

>>7395211
>implying catholics use condoms

That's called a devil's sock at my parish

>> No.7395719

>>7395575
It's okay in fitan games.

>> No.7395736 [DELETED] 

Genres are just adjectives, and nothing is going to fit in any one genre perfectly. Stop acting like genres are mutually exclusive to each other, and maybe we can stop having stupid discussions over whether or not x is metal or metalcore, it's like watching /pol/itards argue over who's white

>> No.7396572

>>7395479
>RAPE IS BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION
>MOST RAPES AT CONS ARE JUST CRIES FOR ATTENTION
What is it about these kinds of threads that attracts retards like this?

>> No.7396582

>>7396572
>>tumblr

>> No.7397027

>>7395182
Aww yeah nigga.
I wish I could own a daki
but my family would probably disown me lol

>>7395190
You're not a pleb anon
I only own 2 Remi things anyways

>> No.7397221

>>7397027
>but my family would probably disown me
Assuming you're not a 16 year old, why should you care? I got one, and my mom said nothing of it. Insecurity is for high-schoolers.

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>>7390513

>> No.7397336

>>7390955
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beBEj2OaR3c
There's the context of the image for you.

>> No.7397539

>>7397221
>21
>work at Fresh and Easy
>college dropout

Family already gives me enough shit for dropping out and shit. They said they didn't want me being more of an embarrassment for the family than I already am
>told them to fuck off and kept doing my own shit
>get kicked out

I can't win

>> No.7397554

>>7397336
Im genuinely curious as to how much they had to pay her for all of this.

>> No.7397577

>>7387987
christina go to bed

>> No.7397584

Ive never witnessed it, but I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between someone who is joking around and it seriously happening to be honest. I also don't think anyone would call out for help if they were being harassed.

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I once saw a Tasmanian devil of female neckbeards glomp/rape a dude dressed as Jesus at Sakura Con. They smashed him into a wall and broke the glass of a fire suppression station. They ran off when they heard the glass brake. The dude was smiling awkwardly afterwords but I would have been terrified.

>> No.7397604

>>7387501
because you just... just want to get away, way away, away from them forever.

>> No.7397638

Don't know if it count... but Conneticon 2013, there was this creepy guy going around taking pictures of all of the girl's knees.
He asked for a picture of my cosplay, and I gladly accepted... and then his camera went down to about the hem of my skirt, which was at the same place as my knees. He then ran off awkwardly.
I thought he was taking a picture of the skit hem, but a few cosplay friends of mine told he he was after knees.
All I can picture is him sitting there jacking off to dozens of innocent knees.

>> No.7397670

>>7397554
Why? What's your price?

>> No.7397766

>>7389051 >>7389053

That Tumblr post has to be a troll. These cosplay photos are probably about 8 years old at this point, and have been mocked for that long.

>> No.7398154

>>7394967
See which character is token character being beaten up by girl in popular anime right now.

Find girl cosplaying girl.

If you don't mind girls crossdressing find the most popular hate-love yaoi pair at the moment instead.

Ask to do some photoshoot pictures of your characters together. Do some normal ones
Suggest picture where you're lying on the ground while she puts her foot victoriously on top of you.

Don't sound or act like a creep while doing it. There you have succeeded.

>> No.7398230

>>7397554
I'm just wondering if she's going to be doing more stuff at Rooster Teeth besides voice work for RWBY. She seems like she'd fit in. Maybe.

>> No.7398292

>>7394980
This. That's all it takes.

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>>7386597
jesus christ, what is holding that top up

(besides the collective will of everyone at the convention)

>> No.7398321
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>>7398320
It's call fashion tape

http://www.amazon.com/Hollywood-Fashion-Tape-Double-Stick-Strips-36/dp/B000K9NZJE

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My beautiful Lobitah has been a victim of the /cgl/ jellyvan.

>> No.7398372

>>7398322
Güey, Are you on every single board here?
I've seen you on /g/, /v/ and now in /cgl/

>> No.7398450

I've been trying to get into cosplay lately, but I'm a dyspraxic. Finally work up the effort and courage to do it but after reading that I may be touched oh god I'm out. So fucking out.

>> No.7398473

>>7398450

Are you worried about skin touching, or touching in general? If it's skin, you can find a lot of costumes that will completely cover you, OR you could go the Mecha suit way and wear armor and such.

If it's all touching, maybe you could ask a friend or two to come along and help? I did a group cosplay with someone who was allergic to sunlight, so we all helped him avoid light and held umbrellas when we were outside. It's not the same in the slightest, but the point is that friends can be really helpful. They may be able to give you a bubble and help clear away touchers.

If you really want to anon, don't give up! You can do it!

>> No.7398516

>>7398473
Yeah its pity much the touching, even just bumping (happens a lot with my coordination) can be to much when unprepared, least i can phyc up for it, but an unsuspected glomp is nightmare fuel.

Sadly the only others I know who enjoy such are my furry cousin, and some old friends I've had contact for years now.

Thanks for the motivation anyway.

>> No.7398640

>>7397327
Jesus christ, how depressing is that?

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>>7397327
>he's too beta to say anything
>she laughs it off
It hurts!

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>>7398154
That would work
but who is a masochistic character from an ongoing series right now?
All I can think of is Gamagoori but that niggas huge and I'm skinny and shit

>>7398322
>Norteno
>not Cumbias Sonideras

step up sempai

>>7398450
Damn son, is your speech affected too?
I can't help but imagine you as a rl Hanako
Kinda wanna find you irl and bump into you and ask you if you're alright just so you could get scared and shout IGOTTADOSOMETHING!!! and then run off

>>7398646
>she made him carry the picnic basket so I could carry her

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>>7398651
>she made him carry the picnic basket so I could carry her
I've seen some beta shit but this is hilarious.

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>>7398651
>she made him carry the picnic basket so I could carry her
You know that he'll be too beta to mention anything, but constantly upset and questioning whether his girlfriend is still attracted to him or not. Yet, he won't ever ask her openly.
10/10 would fap again

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>>7398663
>>7398693
You guys are making me feel like the bad guy here lol

>> No.7398698

>>7398696
Hahaha, don't pretend that you don't know how every insecure guy's worst fear is that his girlfriend will be snatched away by a more attractive, more confident guy. I can't stop laughing at his fucking face.

>> No.7398707

>>7398696
The girls are obviously having a blast though, those aren't fake smiles. It's all in good fun!.

>tfw I will never have a photo of me in cosplay crushing some guy underfoot to preserve my legacy.

>> No.7398711

>>7398696
Thanks for the idea man, I'll do that next con. My Shizuo cosplay is always a blast for shit like that.

>> No.7398720

>>7390222
I feel like we are the same person because I am going to ACEN as Sonico because she is my waifu. I like you.

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>>7398698
Oh come on, I only snatched her away for like one minute.
I still don't know why I would even go for a girl who was with her bf
gg alcohol

>>7398707
Hey we should totally meet up at a Con and you should totally step on me
>totally normal request

>>7398711
Awww shit nigga
Shizuo is perfect for asking to pick people up
Just be like "pfffttt you've seen me throw those vending machines"
Just a warning after the alcohol wears off and you go back to your hotel room your body is going to be sore as fuck
I fucking have like 60 pics of me carrying people
I don't even know how I managed

>> No.7398808

>>7398651
>but who is a masochistic character from an ongoing series right now?

Good question. Staying in Kill la kill, any general 'enemy' works too. Sanageyama is an option, since you could suggest he was defeated by Ryuko.

Any character that the girl character could be (or might strife to be) victorious over might work.

I'm not up to date enough with the current big shows. Is SNK still big? Characters that tend to be the butt of the jokes in fandom like Jean might convince some of the girls too. But it'll be a harder push.

I'm no 2hu expert, but since you mentioned you were into that. If any of the characters have in jokes of wanting to be the strongest/etc. (I think Cirno is one? I don't 2hu) suggesting a pose like that might go over well too.

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>>7398808
Sado from MM! is probs one of the biggest masochists I know from anime
I actually was thinking of Cosplaying as Sanageyama but I have this really bad thing with wigs, I just fucking hate them
So I'm kinda in a predicament. I have shortish hair

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ok luckily I have never been harrassed directly at a con (last weekend a drunk guy only touched my naked back and went "well hello there, sexy barbarian" while I was in my Aela the Huntress cosplay but that wasn't such a big deal) but there was this one guy that creeped me out online

>asked me about my gf's and my sex-life (I am very open but seriously?)
>asked about any fetishes
>told me about his fantasies
>I didn't ask for this nopenopenope
>japanese suffixes all the time
>wouldn't stop calling me his master and tells me about how he'd love to be my maid (he's a fat ugly guy who's older than me and has the shittiest grammar one could think of)
>constantly bothers me to translate his weird "fanfictions" (they all sounded like cheap tv show previews)
>doesn't get it when you tell him to stfu
>sends me fucking yaoi fanfiction for christmas with the characters we were cosplaying back then displaying my gf and me.. and his as him as our neko-maid-slave
>also bothered me for free artwork and stuff like that all the time
>blocked him EVERYWHERE I could imagine (he found nearly all my accounts) after I told him that I've had enough

skip a year:
>PM out of nowhere
>him telling me how sorry he is and that he sent me a damn letter apologizing for everything (though he has no clue what he has done wrong wtf)
>also asked me for cosplay help in that PM
>seemed to have been stalking my cosplay work all the time somehow
>instant block

Now I am waiting for this weeaby letter

>> No.7399037

>>7399007
>online
Alot of weird shit happens online dude
some chick ended up cutting herself on cam for me while like moaning my name and wrote my name on her arm with her blood
At least you havent been like physically harassed, like that bad

People are fucking weird tho

>> No.7399100 [DELETED] 

Strangely enough I got molested more than my qt.3.14 girlfriend when we couple cosplayed Howl and Sophie at my request. I got my balls cupped a few times and my butt rubbed by all sorts of hambeasts when they would hug or take pictures with us. I think the breaking point for me losing my shit though was when a fury decided to sit next to us while we were drinking water and resting. She started nyaaing and hugging me, putting her greasy head in my lap while swatting at my hair. My girlfriend was sort of trying to muffle her laughs which invoked the rage of the furry who started bitching at her. I stood up at that point letting her head roll off of me like uncooked cookie doe and grabbed my girlfriend by the hand rushing us away from the 'Nyyyyah hoooowl saaama come backkkk!' ...Not sure I want to do casual mode cosplays anymore.

>> No.7399133

>>7399037
>People are fucking weird tho
Oh the irony.

>> No.7399135

>>7399037
Why did you keep watching? Or more importantly, why weren't you recording this so you can post it here?

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>>7399135
>


>>7399133
Once you get to know people from the /b/ circlejerks
You will consider yourself normal
they're pretty interesting and entertaining though, I'll give them that

>> No.7399162

>>7399149
>You will consider yourself normal
>You ... Yourself
And there it ends. You're a fucking weirdo

>> No.7399324

>at a tiny local con when i was 14
>hanging out with friends in one of the side corridors
>weird guy in a fedora approaches us
>he had seen the yaoi pin on my friends bag
>looks around all sketchy like, pulls some yaoi out of his bag
>"hey kid wanna buy some yaoi"
not harrassment but i still laugh about it

Also this one time, at A-fest/kon, I was dressed as Jane from Homosuck and at a photoshoot a bigger girl dressed as Jake asked me if I was okay with her picking me up for one of the pictures, and I said yes. Afterwards, some social justice tumblr warrior lady accosted me, asking if i constented to that "blatant rape'" and offered to beat Jake up for me and I just... no.

>> No.7399458

Im not going to say when or where this happened, nor am I the other military guy with the kid, but I am another military guy with a soft spot for lolitas. I was with my own wife at a con and I had stepped out to grab some sodas from a joint down the road.

>Get back from the store with a single bag
>get into elevator and am going up
>stops at a floor and there is a choir of voices on the other side
>door opens up to pure fucking chaos
> These 3 very shabbily dressed goth lolitas are punching the shit out of this, once was well dressed, lolita
>I stand there in shock until the one in white crys out for help
>keep foot near door to stop it
>reach out and snatch the cords of her little corset thing, shes torn to shit so when I pull it comes loose
>ENGADGE BACK UP GRABBER
> loop arm around her waist and yank her away
> goth arm still latched on
>pull the white lolita into the elevator so im standing straight again
>place my boot on the gothics chest and shunt her away forcefully
> white lolitas chest comes away and just enough cloth is there to cover things
> doors thankfully close and a gothic thumps off it with a resounding crash
>take off my jacketand wrap it around here
>take her back to wife
>wife is an emt so she helps stop minor cuts she has
>get her into a bath and all that
>Give her some baggy clothes and she joined us for dinner

They were like animals. The poor thing was crying and kept getting kicked in the shins. The gothics were her roommates and became jealous of thr attention the lolitas outfit was getting. I had to go back with police and get her luggage back. They poured paint all over her suitcase and her other dress. I lost it and had them arrested for assaulting me and then got the other lolita to press charges. She stayed with us the rest of the con.

>> No.7399476
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Gothic lolita vs lolita of the Light

>> No.7399490

>>7399458
>>7399476
iwanttobelieve.jpg

Was this in SoCal?

>> No.7399497

>>7399490
I promised the lolita in question to never give the location nor her name, nor the brand she used. I will however say she is now a very popular lolita and is very sweet. We... dont really talk much anymore. And thats okay, really. I did what I had to do and made a good thing from somethinf bad.

>> No.7399513

>>7399490
Is socal important for some reason?

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>>7399513
SoCal is known for its fighting lolis


>>7399162
pls no ;~;

>> No.7399529

>>7399521
picture is fucking heretical

>> No.7399532

>>7399521
>known for its fighting lolis?
how so?
jesus, I never knew! I couldn't even imagine since they're all so nice

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>>7399529
leejun
forget we do not
forgive we dont either
spect us

>>7399532
They appear nice as fuck
but then someone shit talks someone elses burando and shit gets real

>> No.7399579

One of my friends did. She was dressed as Loki last year and she was groped and attacked by Homestucks and a few other cosplayers. It was very bothersome to her because, even though she cosplays well, she's not very bold and has a hard time standing up for herself.

But even when she asked them to please not touch her or do that again, they didn't listen. She decided to retire that cosplay quite early, which is rather sad.

>> No.7399580

>>7399555
man if I ever see you around I'm gonna ask you to pick me up. You are a legend.

>> No.7399581

Dressed as Galadriel for summer con in SoCal
>scotch-guard soaked dress (literally four cans just to be safe)
>picks up he and train whenever moving, and do not allow hugs from cosplayers that are painted
>meet some cool folk, talk Tolkien and such
>enter the Mega-Tolkien Nerd! Large man with candycorn teeth, holes in clothing, ripped shirt collar (Wolves baby, sweet ass majestic wolves on a dark blue tye-die)
>Proceeds with Tolkien convo and questions, he starts asking me obscure questions from Silmarillion, Children of Hurin, etc.
>Answer all of them correctly cause 'brah I was raised on this shit and Tolkien is my homeboy'
>Gets angry that I'm not impressed with his amount of Middle Earth knowledge and walks off
>okaycool.jpeg
>pan to later in the afternoon, doing a small photoshoot and was told to walk towards the photographer to settle my train.
>sudden halt in movement, trying not to fall backwards on my ass, and the sound of fabric ripping
>Whirl to glare at offender, mother fucker is waddling off as fast as he can looking back at me and smiling.
>Train ripped at shoulder seam so it was easy enough to repair, but really dude?
>followed my group around the entire con, no more encounters.
>

>> No.7399587

>>7399581
>>7399581
I would have choked him with the torn train. Mothafuckas gonna.ATTACK. MEM MOTHA. FUCKA

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>>7399580
for sure
I can't wait for AX this year

>> No.7399595

>>7399581
>fedoras getting this asshurt they can't cry 'fake nerd girl'
I hope he gets hit by a bus.

>> No.7399610

A little weird one from before the elevator incident

>Rather large woman cosplaying as what i assume is a homostuck character
> is one of the screechy glompy versions of con goers
>while the wife and i are talking with a marvel cosplaying group this person of question comes screeching behind us like a kiowa turbine
> completely levels this character
>hes so small you see his arm wildly flailing in panic but nothing else
>He slaps her ass in his flailing
>she giggles and says some dokiroki shit
>dude is seriously being crushed
> put on my drill sergeant voice
> GETOFFMYGODDAMNPRIVATE
>voice startles the fuck out of her
>heads snap around to see her trying to suffocate his face with her tit flesh
>knifehandisdeployed.jpg
>UP! UPUPUPUP LETS GO LETS GO
>she waddles away in fright

Sad ending even though its humorous. She cracked his right lower rib and bruised his kidney or some shit. He had to leave the con early and he traveled some 400 miles

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I sometimes feel like these are exaggerated made up Con stories but when you gather thousands of autists together and let them dress up and act like their favorite fictional character
Shit will tend to get batshit crazy sometimes

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>>7399581
anon, not to be creepy, but were you this galadriel from ala?

>> No.7399631

>>7399610
fuck, that's almost as bad as the Ezio story, poor dude :(

>> No.7399638

>>7399631
He was pretty torn up. I was willing to wheel him around but he couldnt bring himself to. It just destroyed his morale

>> No.7399658

I'm a huge faggot. Please rape my face.

>> No.7399661

>>7399638
Would it be wrong if someone beat their attackers? Like, say, a punch in the face or several to their vital organs? I have no mental conditions to pin a violent burst on, but if I were injured like that I might use that burst of angry adrenaline to hurt a nigga.

>> No.7399668

>>7399586
How did that shit go down?

>> No.7399680

>>7399661
Him? He was very thin and rail like. But anyone else if you feel like you are in iniminit danger and you have no escape, You strike at the eyes or nose and then beat feet

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>>7399555
>Soto will never be in your area to hold you bridal style infront of your boyfriend

Though my boyfriend would probably just find it weird

>> No.7399831

>>7399661
depends on what state your in, but if you feel threaten and in an instant where the victim was severely damaged few jabs would have been acceptable no ifs what or buts. broken ribs hurt even everytime you just breath, so the amount of pain would be your way out. if you have no records of assault or anger issues generally its a slap on the wrist at worst community service.

>> No.7399914

>>7399773
stop talking about him as if he was someone who mattered on /cgl/

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>>7399914
Finally someone said it.

>> No.7400114

Not on the level of harassment of some other stories here, but here we go.

>large event
>was wearing cosplay that revealed some of legs and belly.
>photoshoot in general area outside, turns into one of those situations where photographers keep coming up, so standing in one place for a while.
>most photographers just snapped a few shots and moved on, like usual
>this one guy sticks around for the full 15 minutes taking pics from every angle
>grow tired from posing, take a break, friend informs me this one dude's been taking pictures of each body part seperately, belly, legs, thighs, boobs, etc.
>bit odd, but ok

>guy approaches me while I'm resting for a bit
>bit short, very sweaty
>keeps complimenting me
>nothing too odd yet, just accept politely
>move to a different location
>guy waddles after me and my friend, continues to make pictures every time I pose
>after stopping again asks to shake my hand
>ok
>shake his clammy hand
>guy shivers all over and makes some kind of orgasmic sounding noise
>doesn't let go of hand, keeps shaking it
>ok
>pull back hand, guy keeps trailing me and friend
>end up shaking him off in the crowd
>don't see him again for now

>end of day
>packing up stuff while sitting on a bench
>guy appears out of no where and sits next to me on bench
>keep staring without saying a word
>ok

After that me and my friend just left to change, guy couldn't follow us there and didn't see him for the rest of the weekend. Assuming he didn't recognise me out of costume.

Whole thing was mostly odd to me, guy was probably just in socially awkward overdrive mode.

>> No.7400225

>>7400114
>Im gonna buttah that cosplayas bread

>> No.7400226

>>7399914

>Implying Soto it's not a fucking god

It's the Zyzz of /cgl/

>> No.7400243

>>7400226
>comparing this guy to Zyzz
Pls anon, just no. No.

>> No.7400245

>>7400226
>>7400226
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

NICE TRY YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>7400226

He is LITERALLY NOTHING compared to God.

And by the way, God is not just "the zyzz" of /cgl/. God >>> some trashy Russian sandnigger who immigrated to Australia and needed to start taking steroids to get pussy.

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this was a few years back when i was like 14 but still probably grossest con experience anyway here goes
>wearing len cosplay back when vocaloid was big
>already know girl who cosplays as pic, kinda heavy built and a little older then me
>sweaty and doesn't wear de-oderant also cosplay is pretty thick and full body + mask
>continuously refers to me as her 'neice' and forces bodily contact with me
>hugging, dragging me around, kissing all over my face despite me being in relationship
>forces me to crawl under her skirt a bunch???? as a joke???? do it once and surprise someone but she wants to keep going and im like haha nope
>real kicker is she comments on how 'flat' i look and tell her im binding. back when i used shitty bandages like a dope but w/e
>she is amazed and proceeds to fucking feel me up
>2 people also standing their and shes like 'wow she's so flat its rock hard come feel!' and suddenly have 3 people crowding me and touching up on my chest, lifting up my shirt to take a look
>so fucking uncomfortable t this stage but kinda unable to break away
>feel really dirty and uncomfortable for rest of the con but unsure why and not tell anyone for years and years basically

also one time i was cosplaying yui from k-on and this guy asked for photo. he seemed pretty normal until he asked me and group to turn around so he could get a pick from all sides like we were a figurine or something???? creepy as fuck tbh

>> No.7400318

>>7400245

Holy shit kil yourself, how dare you to speak against the son of Zeus itself

>> No.7400321

>>7400245
Careful, your sheeple is showing

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You guys are tsundere as fuck

>> No.7400472

>>7400318
>>7400321
Shit, whiteknighting of this trip has spilled here, too? Someone must really hate him that much. It ain't even a hot chick that you expect people to defend. I'm calling troll.

>> No.7400474

>>7400461

Please don't abandon us like Zyzz

>> No.7400477

>>7400304

Did you get wet when you got manhandled?

>> No.7401101

>>7394642
Haha no. I'm married and had even forgotten that experience until I was half finished with the costume.

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>>7400474
What is a Zyzz?

>> No.7401279

>>7386597
Is it bad I would bang her?

>> No.7401296

>>7397327
"My waist is moving on it's own!"

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>Implying not God

>> No.7401316

This weird shit never happens in Mass. :/

>>7401269
Sorry I'm new to /cgl/ are you a meme or something?

Or is what you're doing a meme?

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>>7401316
Dude, I just got drunk at a con and went around carrying people for the fuck of it
That's basically all there is to it

>>7401299
I don't want to be the new doge man

>> No.7401335

>>7399458
your my hero now too, anon.

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7401337

>This thread
>>7401332
I want to start up that SotoCoin shit and get money for nothing.

>> No.7401356

I've grabbed girl cosplayers asses and boobs. I don't care if they dress that way they're pretty much asking for it.

There was like a young girl in a cosplay outfit I saw her panties and I just grabbed her ass it wasn't my fault

>> No.7401359

Seriously, why does /cgl/ tolerate this newfag shit?

He is like the obnoxious ugly Asian posters but even they were better.

>> No.7401370

>>7401356
hi /v/

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>>7401356
hi /b/

>>7401359
I'm not even asian

>> No.7401378

>>7401370
It was at Otakon last year. She just left the Yaoi panel and was waiting for her "Ride" to the hotel. She had a black wig on

>> No.7401377

>>7401356
nice b8 neckbeard

>> No.7401383

>>7401335
-you're-
Sorry, this fucking Iphone...

>> No.7401432

>>7400304
>like we were a figurine or something
Unless he actually said this, you're being stupid.

>> No.7401610

>>7401370
>/v/
>implying /v/ has the balls to do that
>implying /v/ even cares enough about women to do that

>> No.7401673

>>7401376
Unrelated to what's his face, those so cosplayers look like shit

>> No.7401686

>>7401370
More like /fit/
Bunch of 'roided out misogynistic creeps.
/v/ at least has the decency to stay in their mothers' basements.

>> No.7401749

>>7401673
Most of the shit cosplayers are actually really cool to talk to and mess around with
The ones who take their cosplay very seriously are usually stuck up and shit
They act like it's their job to do this shit, they don't seem like they're enjoying themselves

>> No.7402023

>>7401686
>/fit/ isn't /r9k/ with self-improvement addiction
>/fit/ doesn't love the natty

>>7401749
I wouldn't be enjoying myself when in direct competition. If you really wanted to be friends with a "serious" cosplayer, you're better off just trying to interact with people who aren't in cosplay and hope one of them is just on break.

>> No.7402802

At a con right now. Kind of wished I didn't have bring someone home, I'd love to be cruising around cross dressed to the nines with all these college chicks dressed all skimpy.

>> No.7402973

>>7390471

holy jesus she's gorgeous

>> No.7402980

>>7390955

Why do I hate her so much ;_;

>> No.7403167

>>7394328
It's called Project A-kon, after the old anime Project A-ko. I think it's the oldest con in the states.

>> No.7404089

>>7391122
can there be more of t his type of shot
please