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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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Your parents have forced you to babysit your uncles' catatonic kid so they could go out and have fun. On the day you are supposed to go to a Convention!

You can't back out of babysitting and you can't miss the con because your friend slaved to get you passes for everything (food,room,rides and Rave).

Then you remember kids in costume get in for free.

What is your costume and what are you dressing the catatonic kid as?

>> No.7384575

A potato.

>> No.7384594

>>7384542
a water cooler

>> No.7384603
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>> No.7384604

I'm going as Asahina and my boyfriend is going as Hakagure and we're having the catatonic kid as one of the kids from the DR alt ending.

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And me with bag of kid snacks and toys

>> No.7384626
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>>7384542
I leave the kid and go to the con.

Kid's catatonic. Won't be going anywhere.

>> No.7384630

>>7384542
OP here.
Re:Catatonic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catatonia

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pic related but irl I would dip on my friends.

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>>7384626
But you get in free if you bring the kid in a costume.

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Personally I'd dress the kid up as this. Put them in a wagon or something to pull them around, and off I go. Being catatonic would make the costume work that much more.

>> No.7384664

>>7384657
>friend slaved to get you passes to everything
>KIDS get in for free.


Like I said, leave the kid at home.

Maybe put some pillows around him just in case.

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Vanellope.

>> No.7384679

>>7384664
I like you and your reckless abandon. You literally give no fucks.

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>>7384679

>> No.7384690

One of my mom's friends dressed her kid as Slender. Depending on the age of the kid, I'd do the same.

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>>7384690
Freaking dropped my pic.

>> No.7384851

Dump the kid with a friend and go to the con like >>7384626 said.
I don't care if I'd get in free with a costumed kid. I'd rather pay then have to keep track of, take care of, and feed a kid when I'm trying to have fun and dick around at the con.

>> No.7384860

stupid hypothetical

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>>7384690
>thinking his name is Slender

>> No.7384895

i'd dress him as candlejack because it would be th-

>> No.7384917

>>7384883
>fucking caring about that shit

>> No.7385284

>>7384630
the hell is wrong with the kid that its catatonic, and why are you being made to watch a child with this condition? Even if he isn't moving around its still pretty shitty and more work to take the kid to a con and make them dress up. Plus you'd have to explain to every person who tries to talk to the kid why he isn't responsive, and deal with the WHY WOULD YOU DRAG THAT POOR KID HERE response every single time.

>> No.7385458

>>7384895
>2014
>recognizing someone cosplaying candleja-

>> No.7385461

>>7385458
>2014
>thinking candlejack would type th

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>>7385461
Maybe Daft Punk? I known it's not anime related, but it could work out well.

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>>7384542
Maybe Daft Punk? I known it's not anime related, but it could work out well.

>> No.7385786

>>7385461
oh my fuck, candlejack, I rememb-

>> No.7385796

>>7385786
Obviously not very clearly, because newfags were regularly chastised for ending their posts with a '-'
>implying candlejack let you type the captcha and hit submi

>> No.7385835

>>7385796
can we stop this fucking candlejack sh

>> No.7386122

>>7385835
nop

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>this threa

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>> No.7386273

Guys stop with this meme bullshit. Candlejack isn't even re