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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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hey /cgl/!! /fit/ here....

can I be your valentine? :3

>> No.7369123

no.
maybe if you didn't shitpost here and selfpost yourselves thinking you deserved your own threads when we have suggestion threads.
or call us ugly/fat whores when we reject you.

you and /fa/ can kindly, fuck off.

>> No.7369130

No men here, sorry, guy.

>> No.7369147
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7369147

Sorry but I'm waiting for /fa/ to ask, you're only like my third option. So, maybe.

>> No.7369154

>>7369123
I always just wanted some cute girl to watch anime and play games with me. I'm unsure if that's even scientifically possible though.

>> No.7369168

>>7369107
>Beta as fuck

>> No.7369170

>>7369107
Stop embarrassing the rest of /fit/ on this board

>> No.7369175

>>7369147
>tfw fashionable and /fit/

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7369179

oh god i thought this was a joke guy, sorry /cgl/ we try to keep these ones locked in the basement..

>> No.7369180

>>7369170
you clearly aren't from /fit/ since you don't know >tfw no qt gf

>> No.7369181
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7369181

h-h-hey ladies are you ecologist? because i have bone to pick with you.

>> No.7369184

>>7369179
>/fit/ betraying /fit/ to get laid

/cgl/ will never love you
/fa/ here

>> No.7369195

H-hello

H-how many letters a-are there in the alphabet?
tw-twenty one?

C-cuz I'll give you the D later

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7369194

what happened to us /cgl/?

>> No.7369202

>>7369184
/fa/gs white knighting

Not knowing /fit/ could clean and press you and snap your back

>Nigga you entry level

Op is a faggot

>> No.7369199

>>7369195
Will you be my alentine? I'll give you the V later.

>> No.7369200

>>7369194
They found out about our vigorous post workout locker room "sports therapy" sessions.

>> No.7369203

please be in london

>> No.7369205
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7369205

The only people who say "/fit/ here" on /cgl/ are the ones who don't lift or look good
They lurk around on /fit/, laugh at le ebin memes, go to the gym a few times and then suddenly think they're hot shit and totally above all the other boards
No one cares, no one's impressed
Pic related: The average /fit/ - /cgl/ crossboard poster

>> No.7369206

>>7369203
You aren't even using this right faggot. Report back to /fit/ for rhabdo until death.

>> No.7369207

>>7369202
I don't even know what a "clean and press" is?
Is that like an ironing technique?

We are on a clothes section so that would make sense but why would clean and press me?

>> No.7369209

>>7369207
Where the fuck are you even from?

>> No.7369212

>Thread posted on /fit/ board
>Come here for first time
>Same shitposting as /fit/
Surely this isn't a regular thing, right?

>> No.7369213

>>7369209
Hmm?

>> No.7369214

>>7369199
You too

>> No.7369218

>>7369207
Means I can put you over my head
No-homo

>> No.7369219

>>7369207
I'd rape you. I'd come up asking for the time, as you reach down for your phone I leap forward like a supple leopard. I slam you into a nearby wall like rampage jackson tearing into a gazelle. As blood pours out of your broken nose and you attempt to understand just how bad you've fucked up I tear off your hipster skinny jeans. I eagerly pull off my compression sports freeing my raging bull and quickly smash deep inside of your ass. As I pump away relentlessly, oblivious to your cries I push your head into the dirt and lean in towards your ear. I whisper "ss+gomad faggot".

>> No.7369220

ugh why has /fit/ been so cancerous all over /cgl/ recently?