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Hey cgl, I want to dress up as princess celestia at a-kon, and stick a giant white dildo on my head as the horn, would con security kick me out? Ban me? I can't find the rules anywhere.

dallasfag if it helps

>> No.7330865

gr8 b8.

>> No.7330867

>>7330865
I'm actually not kidding. i think it'd be halarious

>> No.7330869

>>7330865
I'm tired of people saying this without even understand what bait means

>> No.7330873

>>7330861
And don't even over interpret it guys, I don't mean any harm to mlpfags, I just think it'd be absolutely halarious.

no LEL IRONY or LEL YOU FAGGOTS

I just want to stick a fucking dildo unicorn horn on my head for a con

>> No.7330879

>>7330873
california may have something foop

>> No.7330880

>>7330873
>>7330867

It's spelled hilarious.

>> No.7330882

>>7330880
k

>> No.7330886

>>7330873
"I just want to stick a fucking dildo unicorn horn on my head for a con."

Made me laugh. I don't know about policies or anything, but I would die laughing if I saw this.

>> No.7330891

>>7330886
This is a silly thread to begin with so I'm not going to call samefag but next time
>use greentext

>> No.7330893

>>7330891
OP here, actually wasn't me

>> No.7330896

I've been to several A-kons and volunteered last year. I really think they would tell you to put it away, and would kick you out if you refused. Their rules get stricter every year, and I wouldn't put it past them to not approve of this.

I'd love to see that next A-kon, but yeah. I'd contact them about it if you really need to know for sure, but I think you're out of luck.

>> No.7330908

>>7330896
I've got other stuff I want to do there, (IE steampunk stuff, and other costumes, so I might just do it on the last day

>> No.7330911

>>7330908
Be careful then! Their staff doesn't fuck around.

>> No.7330917

I've worked for cons all over Texas, I know security heads. You will be told to put it in your room/car and if you refuse/keep it on you'll get your badge pulled.

If you want to be a magical pony princess with a dildo horn try PRIDE.

>> No.7330921

A-kon security? Haha you realize you would be breaking state law right? Try dealing with Dallas PD

>> No.7330929

Just watch out for the dipshits that will think you're Princess Molestia

>> No.7330938

>>7330921
State law? Really?

>> No.7330948

>>7330921
Actually, I've been pulled over by a state trooper with over the legal limit of sex toys in my car and although he was extremely uncomfortable and stuttered when he shined his flashlight over them (they were in a clear plastic bag) he avoided the subject and let me go on my merry way.

They were my friend's when she was moving and the dumbass left some stuff in there including those. I thought I was going to jail that night because I knew about that law with sex toys, but I don't think they really enforce it anymore especially since that was an older state trooper I dealt with.

>> No.7330957

>>7330948
How did he know they were in your car in the first place..?

>> No.7330961

>>7330957
He saw the expression on her face as he drove by. Probably thought they were high.

>> No.7330962

>>7330921
Let's be honest though, assuming security did call the cops, instead of just telling you to put it away, how likely is it that Dallas PD will arrest you for sticking a dildo on your head, at an anime convention. If they didn't arrest someone for having a car full of dildos, why would they waste their time on one person with one dildo?

>> No.7330964

>>7330938
Yes, there are laws about sex toys

>>7330948
you weren't wearing them on your fucking head in public.

>> No.7330966

A-Kon is all ages isn't it? It'd be pretty tasteless if there are kids around.

>> No.7330975

>>7330966
Taste isn't really the thing in question.

>> No.7331143

>>7330861

Yeah, you will definitely be told to remove it.

Also, Texas has ridiculous sex toy related laws you might want to read up on. We were issued a small pamphlet about their laws when we went to the IDKE convention there years ago. Being from Canada, we laughed a lot, but upon getting there we were scared of being caught with dildos in our purse. And we didn't even have dildos in our purses.

>> No.7331151

>>7330948
That is the dumbest law I've ever heard of in my life. They're sex toys, not guns.

>> No.7331163

>>7331143
Wait wait Texas has laws about sex toys? Pls elaborate.

>> No.7331173

>>7331163
Not OP, but yeah, Texas says you can't have 'dildos' only 'educational models', and anything that vibrates cannot look like a dick, and it is a 'personal massager'. And there's something about you can only have five, and then after five you have to get a permit for being a 'collector'.

This is from a documentary I saw years ago, though, so it might have gotten stricter/looser. But like for real, Texas is fucking stupid. (that is only slightly a pun).

>> No.7331181

>>7331173
Hahaha . I live in NYC and that's fucking beyond stupid. I have like 6 different sex toys and 5 vibrate. I can't fathom anyone putting laws on stuff for bedroom use.

>> No.7331183

>>7330948
... there's a legal limit regarding how many sex toys you can have?

Please tell me this is just a Texas thing.

>> No.7331184

>>7331163
Don't most states have laws about sex toys...

>> No.7331189

>>7331173
I think you are confused
you can have it.
it's that you cannot publically sell such things.
So buying it online is fine, buying it in your own home is fine (they have things like tupperwear parties, but for sex toys), and any store that sells them must be 18+ only, and pass certain zoning laws, and cannot have more than a certain percentage of their product be penis-looking.

>> No.7331193

>>7331173
Wow, talk about complete disregard for personal freedoms. Yet another thing to add to the enormous list of why Texas is one of the single shittiest states in the country.

>> No.7331198

>>7331183
no, it's just the sort of thing like pot
over a certain amount on you while out in public and you're distributing, not just using for personal reasons.
I don't know what kind of woman manages to put MORE than 10 dildoes in her at once.

>> No.7331197

>>7331184
None in New England do.
>>7331189
Okay, that's not that bad, but it's still kind of stupid that an 18+ store can't sell as many penis shaped things as they want.

>> No.7331208

>>7331198
>I don't know what kind of woman manages to put MORE than 10 dildoes in her at once.
Uh... most women with a lot of dildos don't use them all at once. They have various models depending on their mood. I have several; a massive one, two average cock sized, some that vibrate, some with pleasure ridges, one specifically for g-spot stimulation, etc. Depends what kind of masturbation I feel like. I only use one at a time.

>> No.7331214

>>7330957
I was pulled over for being too close behind another car. They were in a plastic bag on the floor in the passenger's seat and I forgot my friend had left them there since I had helped her move that day.

>>7331183
Yeah, we have dumb laws here.

>> No.7331212

>>7331198
>I don't know what kind of woman manages to put MORE than 10 dildoes in her at once.
You can have a lot of dildos and not use them all at once, I have 7 dildos and 9 vibrators among other things just because I really like sex toys.

>> No.7331275

>>7330948
>>7330921
Holy shit, Texas is backwards as hell. Laws against how many sex toys you can have, REALLY??? I'm sorry if I'm coming off as rude but I am surprised by such a stupid law.

>> No.7331290

>>7331184
Quite sure none out here in the west coast has laws about them either.

>>7331198
>I don't know what kind of woman manages to put MORE than 10 dildoes in her at once.
I own 5 dildos, 4 that vibrate and don't use them all at once... it's just about having a variety to choose from.

>> No.7331307

>>7331189
Actually I tried buying toys online once and during checkout a little message popped up saying certain things in my cart (the toys) aren't allowed to be shipped to my state (Texas).
Funny because there's about 4 sex shops within a 30 minute radius of my house.

>> No.7331329

>>7330861
WHERE DO I GET A UNICORN HORN LIKE OP PIC, I NEED IT FOR SOMETHING UNRELATED TO MLP

>> No.7331334
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7331334

>>7330861

holy shit please do

>>7330921

nigger the law is like 6 dildos and is ancient, quit being a faggot

>> No.7331381

"Hello, can I have a sex toy on my forehead while cosplaying a character from a children's tv show in a family environment where there may be children, parents, or at least uptight anime fans who already have it out for MLP cosplayers?"

Nigger what are you doing.

I mean, you could prooobably get away with it is the thing didn't look anything like a dildo, but you still might be risking it.

I remember when people got riled that someone at Colossalcon was carrying around a completely clothed blow up doll.

>> No.7331401

Maaaaan, suddenly I'm reminded of the Sheryl Nome cosplayer who used a (poorly) altered dildo for a mic that her friend made. I don't know how in the HELL she didn't notice that. I can't for the life of me find that picture since she removed it when people pointed it out but it was hilarious.

>> No.7331419
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7331419

>>7330861

Texasfag here, OP you would indeed be arrested. It's funny as fuck undoubtedly.

For halloween last year I made a dildo that ejaculated vodka tonics. It was fucking awesome, got me and many others super hammered and tons of fun and convos.

Later that night got arrested, thanks Austin PD you sacks of shit. Pic related.

Also, I live in Dallas too now, and I want to see that damned costume!

>> No.7331423

>>7330948

This anon is kinda special. The law on that type of stuff EXISTS but other laws have be mandated that nullify them.

Essentially things that are of a sexual manner are legal as long as they are not publicly acted upon/with.

Now you could be charged if you were driving waving a dildo out the car window on the other hand...

>> No.7331424

>>7331329

Model Magic. Roll out two long pieces then twist them together. Let dry.

>> No.7331474

>>7331419
nice gut

>> No.7331481

>>7331474

Top b8 m8.

But yeah, I was losing weight in that pic, think I was 145 lbs.

Anyway, I went down to 135 lbs and am now 160 of muscle so w/e ain't nothin'.

>> No.7331499

you faggots realize it's just a very old law on the books like so many states have, right? someone dug it up at a factoid and it became common knowledge. you won't find anyone actually enforcing such bullshit

>> No.7331502

>>7331499
They could get you for public indecency if you caused a shit about there being no laws.

>> No.7331518

>>7331481
pics or gtfo

I want to see those delicious man tits.

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7331532

>>7331518

Sure. I'm, not really /cgl/ but I saw the thread and had something to contribute.

Still sitting at around 17-18% bodyfat, not cutting until summer.

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7331547

>>7331532
another austinfag here
obviously youre way too pleb to be cgl
>dildo that ejaculates vodka
SOOO CRE8IVE
piss off

>> No.7331561

>>7331547

>being this fucking booty bothered. Literally everyone I spoke to loved the costume, even police on 6th street. Girls drank out of it, guys filled glasses with it. People jerked it off for liquor, great fun was had by all. I even humped a car with it. Oh well, I guess we all can't come up with enjoyable simple costumes that make everyone laugh.

>> No.7331577

>>7331561
why did you green text all of that

>> No.7331583

>>7331577


Trolled self with quick reply mode after I scrolled down.

>> No.7331846

>>7331532
I like it when anons deliver.
Anyway, well done on your progress.
The dildo idea is a wee bit silly but it's dumb that you got arrested for it.

Op, just wear it to an 18+ con and avoid wearing it to any cons in Texas it would seem.

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7331856

>>7331532

>2swole2control

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7331870

>>7330861
After reading your post, I remembered this guy.

But yeah, A-kon staff are very anal about everything. Good luck.

>> No.7332039

>>7331561
yeah, because the people that thought it was fucking stupid probably avoided you.

You came to a board filled with people that make elaborate costume recreations and you want them to be impressed with a jerry rigged dick joke? A dildo is not a costume. Not if it shoots vodka, not if you paint it white and glue it to your forhead.

>> No.7332044

>>7330861
try it at a-fest in september instead, maybe?

>> No.7332151

>>7332044
it is illegal, have you not read the thread. If the con doesn't kick you out the hotel will. If the hotel doesn't kick you out the police will. You cannot west a dick on your head in public.

>> No.7334069

If you are doing this please only wear it at 18+ events or late night parts of the con so kids don't have to see that shit

>> No.7334196

>>7331870
no pun intended