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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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Comic Con is coming to town.
As a female, gimme some ideas of who to dress up as.
My boyfriend is trying to make money off me.

>> No.7313894
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7313894

>trying to make money off me
Put you on a corner Friday nights.

No really, if you don't like comics and he's not asking you to dress as a particular thing, you're really better off not dressing up or not going.

>> No.7313896

He's trying to charge people to take pictures with me, so I have to look good.
Pls halp

>> No.7313901

>>7313896
that's illegal

>> No.7313905

>>7313901
Are you lying?

>> No.7313911

gr8 b8 m8

>> No.7313914

First you need some orange tan, fake boobs and bleached hair with a receding hairline.

>> No.7313921

>>7313911
Not even, m8

>> No.7313928
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>>7313914
You rang?

>> No.7313931

>>7313914
>receding hairline
She's not that bad.
But you forgot to mention too much mascara and trashy makeup in general.

>> No.7313936

>>7313928
at least someone is helping...

>> No.7313930

>>7313896
>trying
Well he's not going to get very far.
Dump his ass for being a prick.

>> No.7313973
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7313973

how big are your boobs

>> No.7313975

>>7313973
34D

>> No.7313978

>>7313975
thats it?

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>>7313975

not big enough I think

any pics?

maybe use a corset or push up bra

>> No.7313981

>>7313975
Ewwww lose some weight and wear a pushup bra. And then break up with your boyfriend.

>> No.7314000
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7314000

Go alone or with other friends,break up with your scumbag boyfriend when you get back give him this.

>> No.7314007

>>7313881
I am not sure what is worse. The trolling attempt or you all replying to it.