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7129314 No.7129314 [Reply] [Original]

/cgl/, hey.
/cgl/...

How do I into trap?

>pic unrelated, I don't have any pictures relating to the subject

>> No.7129317
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7129317

>>7129314
Dumpan guides, but I only have a few.
We trap general nao

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>>7129317

>> No.7129334
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7129334

Wow, I'm wondering the same thing. I was about to make a thread, and then I saw yours. I want to be a pretty little girl for Halloween, but the more I think about it, the less I want to wear a mask. I've got a slightly feminine face, anyway. People are always mistaking me for a woman. I figure I can probably pull it off, but I was wondering what else I could do to appear more feminine in the facial department. Every other part of my body is gonna be covered up, so the rest is moot.

I was thinking of buying some women's glasses or something ... but I don't know.

And, OP, to answer your question -- in addition to whatever else you're doing, try soy milk. My family went crazy on soy milk for a little over a decade because they read some bullshit anti-milk article. Soy milk is, apparently, loaded with estrogen or something. For me, growing up drinking soy milk meant developing a fairly androgynous body type. Or, at least, that's my hypothesis. Why else would I have these banging hips if I'm a man? Feels indifferent, man.
>called "miss/ma'am" often
>guy friends give me odd stares sometimes
Yep, feels indifferent.
Good luck OP.

Additionally, in your downtime, play an MMO as a girl character. Don't ask me why. You'll know why when you're done.
Also, what's your body type? Is your jaw square? Pronounced adam's apple? Broad shoulders? If so, you might be fucked.
Also, leggings can be a godsend.
Lastly (really!), why are you doing this? Just curious.

>> No.7129344

>>7129317
>trap general

Yes good.
Not OP but I'm getting a wig this weekend so I can practice makeup before gunning for something from 2hoe.

Should I bother with loli characters if I have an oblong face?

>> No.7129351

>>7129344
How tall are you?

>> No.7129353
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>>7129334
Well I always played D&D and Skyrim as a grill, so that's pretty OK in that department.

I'm a pretty tall guy, but I'm also very thin with little to no muscular bulk. Adam's apple isn't very visible, and shoulders are fairly average. Face is pic related, don't mock me because I look 16. I'm 20 (you should see me with a beard, it looks hilarious.)

Why am I doing this? for fun, pure and simple. I might go to a Con soon.

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>>7129331
>eat semen

That has to be one of /sci/'s cruel jokes.

>> No.7129376

>>7129372
No, it's true. I've been eating semen every day for two decades. Weeks after I started, my estrogen levels skyrocketed.

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>>7129376
Good god how old are you?
Also, pix?

>> No.7129385

>>7129382
I'm 23.
My family isn't normal, man. They monitored that shit since I was born; they even gave me a copy when I turned 16. I don't care if you believe me or not.
>pix?
No. I live in a small town. I don't want to be recognized.

>> No.7129387

>>7129385
>a copy
Er, that is, a copy of my estrogen levels up to that point.

>> No.7129391
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>>7129387
>>7129385
That's weird as all Heck's fire, man.

>I live in a small town. I don't want to be recognized.
C'mon m8, it's not like the 5chinz leejun's going to hunt you down or something. This thread's going to 404 anyway, I'm legitimately interested.

>> No.7129396

>>7129391
>That's weird
That's what people always say, but at the time it seemed perfectly normal. I'd have a teaspoon of it with my breakfast every morning, and doctor appointments every week. It was just a regular part of life for me, like taking vitamins. I never felt like a victim or anything, even after my parents were put away.
>This thread's going to 404 anyway
Like hell it will. That "confessions" thread has been here since the 19th; nothing dies here.

Anyway, I'm out. Didn't mean to make this about me. Have a good evening.

>> No.7129398

>>7129396
>posts the most interesting thing I've ever seen on /cgl/
>conversation starts getting deep
>"lol cya l8r hope I didn't take up this thread :P"

Tell me the story of your life, semen-anon.

>> No.7129399

>>7129372
>That has to be one of /sci/'s cruel jokes.
You say that like semen tastes bad.

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>>7129399
Never had it...
how's it taste?

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>>7129399
>>7129407
I want to know this as well.

>> No.7129425

>>7129399
I hate how it smells, tastes and feels. Part of that may be because I seem to randomly be allergic to it. I guess something in my husband's diet. Always smells and feels the same, though.

>> No.7129429

>>7129425
And in case this isn't obvious, I'm not "semen-anon". Just somebody skimming threads.

>> No.7129479

>>7129407
>>7129414
Depends on the semen provider's diet. My boyfriend's semen always tastes bitter until holidays roll around. Might have to do with all the fruit themed foods. Apple pie, peach pie, etc.

As far as texture goes ... it's like when you're sick and you cough up phlegm in your mouth and it stays there for a minute. It's a little like that in terms of feeling, only a bit thicker. And when you swallow it, it stays in the back of your throat -- or at least, it feels like it does.

I don't particularly enjoy the taste or smell, but I like playing with it when it's combined with hot water. It's almost like sticky play dough.

>> No.7129626

>>7129407
As a trapfag, I can honestly say it's pretty gross.

>> No.7129631

>>7129407
>>7129414
Chlorinated water with salt.

>> No.7129969

>>7129396
Whose semen would you eat? wtf.

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Aw snap! Our trap thread got derailed by eating semen. We gotta assume direct control.

>Post tutorials
>Give out advice
>Discuss your experiences
>Talk about the finer aspects of it

Personally I've been wondering, how do you taller guys handle it? Height cap, or can 5' 11' be convincing?

>> No.7130050

ded thred
no traps today ;_;

>> No.7130123
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7130123

>>7129334
> I want to be a pretty little girl

That made me laugh. Then I read the rest of the thread. Truly, all the shit flows down here.

>> No.7130132

>>7129351
5'6''

>> No.7130149

>>7129353
wear a wig, groom your eyebrows, make sure you don't have any five o'clock shadow, other than that just watch makeup tutorials on youtube. You already look pretty feminine, no offense.

>> No.7130152

>>7130123
You already browse 4chan, it's not like this is the gayest thing you've seen. Heck, you'll probably see something worse this afternoon.

>>7130149
Th-thanks...

>> No.7130157

>>7129334
You know what must be done
Pics please :3

>> No.7130165

>>7130157
He left last night.
Said he didn't want to derail the thread.

>> No.7130170

>>7129334
Popping in to say you are a fucking retard.
You are not "feminine looking" or have "a fairly androgynous body type" because of Soy Milk.

Soy milk is made from the soy bean. Soy beans have isoflavones/phytoestrogens which are plant estrogens. Plant estrogens are very different than animal estrogens.
Isoflavones take the place in your cells that normal estrogen is supposed to, so it does change how your body uses estrogen, but does not increase estrogen levels. In men, this means you are using isoflavones in your cells instead of the estrogen your body produces (yeah, males produce estrogen too) and they can keep your testosterone in check to prevent diseases related to too high testosterone/estrogen levels.

You would literally have to have consume over 12 cups a day for months straight to have any side effects (most of which don't affect femininity), and they disappear after consumption goes back down to normal levels.

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>>7129331
Last tutorial I have. If anybody's got anymore, be sure to post 'em.

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>>7130174
Fuck. I thought that was a tutorial.

I need to fill these folders, anyone have some decent tutorials or some advice to cap? Maybe some stuff regarding hips.

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>>7130170
Come on dude. Stop with that vegan propaganda.
Everybody knows all those horrible soy products are a godsend for any aspiring trap and horrible for everybody else.
Seriously.

>> No.7130190

>>7130179
Soy doesn't make men more feminine though. In one or two very rare cases did men ever develop "breasts" from it in very large quantities. Even then, when they cut back, their breasts went away. Most of the side effects deal with erectile dysfunction and low sperm count.
But you know what?
Fine. Have fun drinking over 12 cups of soy milk a day. That's almost a gallon.
Eat more beans of other types too. Because those contain significant amounts of isoflavones as well.
And sprouts and kale! Eat a lot of sprouts and kale!
Oh!!!! Almost all fruits and types of grain as well.
Because those are all high in estrogen.
Make sure you pick up the most hormone injected meat you can find.

If you follow this info, you will be looking like a woman after no time.

>> No.7130197

>>7130179
Face ruins it. Horrifyin'.

>>7130190
No need to be such a mean bean, Anon.

>> No.7130200

>>7129334
Got broadish shoulders and fat arms. My legs look really good though...

I'm doing this cause I feel like my personality would be more suited into a female body (maybe?).

Also, I'm jealous girls get to wear all the cute clothing...

>> No.7130208

>>7130197

Maybe you should toughen the fuck up. You're on /cgl/.

>> No.7130204

>>7130179
I can't tell if that is a man or a woman...

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7130218

>>7130190
Sometimes I think these food fads and other pseudo science nutritional bullshit that gets peddled in the States is some kind of surrogate religion, going by how emotionally invested people get on the flimsiest of pretenses.

>>7130204
Andrej Pejic, a man.

>>7130197
Face ruins it?
What are you - some kind of fag?

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>>7130179
J-johnny, is that you

>> No.7130232

>>7130200
While I don't wish I had a female body, I do understand your shoulder problems. I have wideish shoulders and they are rather boney. Hate them
Also, I too am upset that girls get all the cute clothes. Especially boots. There are so many adorable boots out there for girls, but for guys? Black or brown, simple, plain and boring.

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>>7130232
Boots with denim skirts are the best. Holy shit, I love that combination.

I'm hoping losing weight will allow me to pass a little more. I tried on a womens shirt and I just looked like a dude.

>> No.7130255

>>7129407
Like boogers.

unless you get an unlucky day where it tastes like vomit.

fuck all that "let me drink your delicious seed" shit you see in porn

>> No.7130261

>>7130218
This thread is about traps, not grills

>> No.7130263

>>7129331
>have a boyfriend with amazing lovely long hair
>he has very girly qualities
>he can't cook worth shit, I do all his cooking for him
>he wants me to pick out his excersize schedule

excellent

>> No.7130266

>>7130261
that's a man you stupid cunt

>> No.7130272

>>7130218
I love Andrej, he is so gloriously androgynous.
>this is my fetish

>> No.7130276

>>7130263
Do it anon.

>> No.7130292

>>7130266
the joke
your head

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>>7130263
Pic related, it's femanon

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>>7130261
Grill's? Is that from /ck?

>>7130272
That he is.

I am gonna dump some Andrej if it's okay with everybody.

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>> No.7130314

>>7130294
>>7130276
The only problem is he's a super picky eater.
I've been making his hair nicer though

as of last night (after he took a shower)
>"eh? anon, why are you touching my hair?"
>"because you know I like your hair"
>"o-ok"
I actually have been putting little amounts of conditioner in it. he has no fucking clue. his hair was wavy before but now after doing this often he has adorable ringlets.

I have plus-sized bodyline clothes from when I was fat and I'm not selling them because I want to see him in them.

He also gets anxious without a hair tie. not sure how to change that.

I'm a fucking horrible person.

>> No.7130326

>>7130298
grill
gril
girl

See?

>> No.7130328
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>>7130314
I need photographic evidence. For various reasons.

>> No.7130350

>>7130314
Yeah, you're pretty gross.

>> No.7130354

>>7130314
Oh anon you shouldn't think of yourself as a bad person. The sad truth of it is that the target of your affection is probably a little bitch.
Just go with the flow and see how far you can push him. Who knows what other character flaws you can uncover?

Oh and post pics.

>> No.7130364

>>7130314
this is my fetish

please keep a log of this

>> No.7130398

>>7130328
gonna namefag it up, so if you want updates or anything just ask me from thread to thread
boyfriend:
>200 lb white guy with butt length wavy hair
>5'8"
>unfortunately looks kind of like a neckbeard

he hates photos and yes he IS a little bitch (only for me-probably because I'm so much taller)

its not something that is going to happen overnight.
just got him a bowl of cereal with soymilk.
>"why soymilk?"
because I fucking said so

>> No.7130405

>>7130398
mine had butt length wavy hair
he was also 5'8" and 170 pounds
but i made him cut all his hair off and lose weight
who run the world
girls
(i'm an awful person)

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7130410

>>7130405
>who run the world
>girls

B-but I didn't w-want to turn this thread into an argument...

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>>7130398
How much taller, exactly?

>> No.7130413

>>7130398
>>7130405

Mine has progressively gained weight and lost muscle tone since I started dating him. Meanwhile, I've been getting into better shape and dyeing and cutting my hair to suit his fetishes.

I don't think I run the world.

>> No.7130416

>>7130412
4 inches

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>>7130416
That's not really that much, is it?

>> No.7130444

>>7130431
lol
I feel sort of bad I laughed at that picture...

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7130504

>>7130444
Trips.
Traps.

>> No.7130506
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So I'm considering trapping as >pic related at a con.

You guys doing anything similar for a con?

>> No.7130522

>>7130506
What, like dressing up in costume? At a convention?

Never crossed my mind.

>> No.7130523

>>7130506
>Protip: don't.

Plenty of better candidates. Celeste>Sable>Isabelle.

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>>7130314
I thought girly boys were my fetish but now I see it's actually you, anon.
You are my fucking fetish.

Even if I'm getting srs "The Skin I Live In" vibes from you.

>> No.7130549

>>7130314
>>7130539

>The Abominable Experiments of Dr. Femanon
>"You won't be able to look away as Dr. Femanon steals the livelihood, appearance and man-itude of her neckbeard boyfriend and transforms him into her twisted image of perfection... continue if you dare."

2/10 it's great --GameInformer

>> No.7130556

>>7130549
7/10, pretty good post.

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>>7130549
I would watch that. but. BUT, only if the end result was something not cringe worthy.
Something along the lines of a degenerate, twisted Cinderella story.

>> No.7130578

>>7129331
I wonder what kind of results you would get if you combined this with the Insanity workout. I kind of want to try...

>> No.7130588

>>7130562
>Kristen Wiig as Femanon
>Seth Rogen as Femanon's boyfriend (beginning)
>Michael Cera as Femanon's boyfriend (end)
>Alec Baldwin as Femanon's dad

It sounds like the cast of a comedy movie, but it's the genre I've had the most experience with. IT wouldn't be comedy.

>> No.7130622

>>7130588
>Seth Rogen
>Not Jonah Hill

Jonah Hill to Michael Cera/Jesse Eisenberg would actually be convincing.

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>>7130622
>>7130588
>>7130578
>>7130562
>>7130549
Now I want to see this movie.

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>>7130549
PLOT TWIST
>boyfriend opens computer
>my conversation with /cgl/ is right there
FUCK
>looks at me
>with those big adorable blue eyes
>look at him and apologize
>"I like the fact that you're creepy"

I'm so fucking embarrassed and yet so lucky

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>thread derailed again

So where can I get a nice dress?

>> No.7130702

>>7130696
bodyline has larger sizes. get one with a halter top so you can adjust where it sits on your chest

>> No.7130762

Man, I just saw coolguy on the frontpage so I clicked this thread, but now I'm feeling pretty messed up.


I have really fucked up identity issues, I think I might be schizoid, and I hate the idea of being a woman.

Why would you do this to someone? Why would you try to change who they are? You are only given this opportunity because the people love and trust you.

I think I need a drink, or I might kill myself.
Jesus...

>> No.7130957

>>7130405
>>7130410
no the joke is that I run my boyfriend because i'm a bad, controlling person

>> No.7131040

>>7130762
its his fetish though?
dude admitted it

>> No.7131048

>>7130696
COOL GUUUUUUUY~!

>> No.7131909

b-bump for fetish purposes

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7132142

>>7131048
That's not cool guy. This is Cool Guy.

>> No.7132232

can we dump photos of uguu traps?

>> No.7132470

>>7132232
on mobile but someone please do
who has pics of that male kotakoti?