Lolita Secrets 89

[Anonymous No.7124089]

Secrets are up!

[Anonymous No.7124099]

>>7124089
This is me..

[Anonymous No.7124105]

>>7124089
>not installing a fart catheter in anus for frictionless silent release.

[Anonymous No.7124110]

this made me laugh more than it should

[Anonymous No.7124117]

Wow, that new comm that was trying to start up hasn't even posted. I guess I shouldn't be surprised

[Anonymous No.7124135]

That 'Murican complaining about prices being in foreign currency though...

> THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME, WEHWEH

[Anonymous No.7124154]

>>7124135
Just people being lazy

[Anonymous No.7124155]

>>7124135
I'm American and I found that comment beyond retarded. Seriously? Use a converter or grow the fuck up. If you can't be bothered to spend an extra 3 seconds of your life typing something into a converter then just please leave.

[Anonymous No.7124167]

Can we get more cheap giggles like this and less "oink oink fat pig whore" secrets please

[Anonymous No.7124174]

>>7124167
I definitely love these types of secrets

[Anonymous No.7124176]

>>7124135
I was pleased, more yurobargains for me. Let's hope more Americans think like that.

[Anonymous No.7124185]

>>7124167
Nah girl. It's already tough being fake outside. This place is the only place I can fart, make pig noise and whore myself.

[Anonymous No.7124207]

With the currency thing, I avoid listing things in other currencies besides my own, as Paypal's currency converter can differ from online ones, so I don't want to wind up giving the wrong price.

[Anonymous No.7124208]

>>7124167
I shouldn't be laughing this hard.

Why am I laughing this hard.

[Anonymous No.7124209]

>>7124117
What comm?

[Anonymous No.7124213]

>>7124209
This one:
http://lj.rossia.org/community/lolitasecrets/
The person was spamming it for a while on here but we already know it's a failure

[Anonymous No.7124220]

>>7124089
who is this?

[Anonymous No.7124227]

Why are some of the faces not obscured?
I mean 54 is pretty visible and you could tell who it is. 37 was visible for a while too.

[Anonymous No.7124228]

Anyone got a link for that lacebook thing? I'm one of those cunts who keeps a separate lolita facebook because apparently girls in my old comm couldn't resist posting stuff about my personal life on the internet, so this sounds liek a cool idea.

[Anonymous No.7124234]

>>7124228
lacebook? Only reason I'd ever get a facebook.

[Anonymous No.7124237]

>>7124220
phil shinkai, he's been banned in the SF comm for harassing girls and he has a foot fetish

[Anonymous No.7124242]

>>7124228
I'm also curious about this!

[Anonymous No.7124255]

>>7124237
Who cares if he has a foot fetish?

[Anonymous No.7124270]

>>7124255
everyone should

its disgusting

[Anonymous No.7124289]

>>7124110
>image from tumblr

why was his needed?
it would at least make more sense if it had the OPs name..this tag feels unnecessary and just ruins the picture

[Anonymous No.7124296]

>>7124289
Probably to specify it's not from daily_lolita which as a rule against using the pictures for secrets.

[Anonymous No.7124297]

>>7124185
All of that is fine
I'm just sick of secrets that are like "UGH THIS GIRL IS SO FAT"
Like okay she's overweight but did she get period blood on a dress she borrowed from someone else because if not I don't care

[Anonymous No.7124329]

http://lj.rossia.org/community/lolitasecrets/719.html?view=2767#t2767

> Russian secrets are up


They got two fucking secrets in total.... one was mine.

[Anonymous No.7124333]

>>7124329
Nia must be disappointed

[Anonymous No.7124331]

>>7124329
well that's lame

[Anonymous No.7124368]

>>7124333
Nah she'll just call everyone racist and then publicly argue with her sperg bf some more

[Anonymous No.7124374]

>>7124329
"Well, bitches need to post. I know there are people out there just waiting to stir some shit up, they probably just don't know this place exists yet."

Haha no. Admit your fail. You spammed cgl for days.

[The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s No.7124379]

>>7124329
>only two secrets

[Anonymous No.7124384]

>>7124270
>complaining about one of the most common vanilla fetishes

[Anonymous No.7124386]

>>7124379
Only two secrets and both of them are about how a more aggressive, uncensored comm was a bad idea.
Though I'm happy that a ton of people didn't jump on it right away and start naming and blaming. And I don't think it's an issue of people not knowing it's there, she spammed plenty of threads with the link and lots of people saw it.
I just hope one or two people don't start blindly submitting made up shit for the sake of starting shit.

[Anonymous No.7124393]

>>7124384
It's also one fetishes that is acted upon most commonly in public, apart from flashers. Where I work, we have two restraining orders against guys who comes in to get their jollies, and I'm sure that there are many others who are just smarter/less aggressive that we haven't caught.

One would come in, pretending to be a technician, there to work on computers or whatever, had the jumpsuit, a badge and everything. He would target women alone at the computers, telling them that he needed to work on their machine, that there was a power problem with the board, etc., complete with fake work order.

After helping them move to a new computer, he would "make them comfortable". This involved attempts to get them to "relax" and put their feet up, literally. He would try to take their shoes off, put them up on a stack of books or his tool case, that sort of shit. We got repeated complaints about our "employee" being too forward and creepy before he actually was caught.

Another guy we had problems with actually would go so far as to pretend that women at the computers/desks had their shoes untied, so he could offer to crawl underneath and fix it, then fondle their feet in the process. He was caught considerably faster, because he tried to "tie" the shoelaces for one of our employees, and she was wearing a pair of pumps.

[Anonymous No.7124405]

>>7124393
I always wanted to date a foot fetishist.
My thing is just to be adored and found insanely attractive, so if I could do that just by baring my heel or being bought new shoes rather than having to bother with sexy lingerie and makeup, I'd like that.

[Anonymous No.7124413]

This made me laugh so fucking hard. And all the butthurt makes it even better.

[Anonymous No.7124416]

>>7124237
i'm in that picture and he seemed fine to me. i guess if he was banned that says a lot, but he behaved himself afaik

[Anonymous No.7124441]

>>7124413
The circlejerking in the comments is amazing. I'M ATHEIST BUT MY FEELINGS ARE HURT THIS IS NOT OKAY

[Anonymous No.7124454]

>>7124441
Link?

I'm atheist and I lol'd. Those people probably aren't atheist at all, there's no reason we'd find a fictional character wearing a dress offensive.

[Anonymous No.7124478]

>>7124413
I don't find it funny cause I don't even understand the joke. Is it saying lolita Jesus died for the sins of itas?

[Anonymous No.7124579]

Sorry for being noob, but whats the link?

[Anonymous No.7124636]

>>7124579
for the secrets comm?
behind-the-bows.livejournal.com

[Anonymous No.7124635]

>>7124368
Does she do this often? I saw it happen once in an Animal Crossing thread, and one where she was complaining about breaking up with him then he got there and they both shat up the thread some more.
Hope that dumbass doesn't find her way into the SoCal comms.

[Anonymous No.7124660]

>>7124636
Don't do this. It sends trolls to the secrets. If people ask then tell them to get their ass to google.

[Anonymous No.7124667]

>>7124660

>implying half the secrets community aren't trolls

Seriously, it's not a fucking secret.

[Anonymous No.7124732]

>>7124660
same thing in the end.

[Anonymous No.7124772]

>>7124176
To be honest, things priced in euros are usually way overpriced. But I agree, her loss. It's easy to guesstimate what the price will be in USD if you browse regularly, anyway.

[Anonymous No.7124778]

>>7124413
Who the fuck cares about shit like this?
Jesus is a bro and doesn't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.7124879]

>>7124778
True stuff

[Anonymous No.7124882]

>>7124333
Nah, looks like an anon wants to help her . How cute

[Anonymous No.7124939]

>>7124772
It's because there's so much import tax here. Even if a dress from a European seller is expensive, it's still cheaper than buying it from America and paying fairly high shipping plus like 30% tax.

[Anonymous No.7124946]

>>7124413
Pfft, I'm Christian and I lol'd.

>>7124478
I want to believe that this is what it's about, I'd lol even harder.

[Anonymous No.7124974]

>>7124384
/tv/, pls go. No one needs your degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.7124979]

>>7124635
Often enough that pretty much every time she posts people tell her to go because it's only a matter of time before she shitposts or Shippou does. Often enough that people who aren't even in Orange County were groaning because she announced she had moved there and wanted to join the comm. Often enough.

[Anonymous No.7124982]

>>7124220
Dunno who the fuck it is but I like middle's wig, does anyone know where its from?
>>7124234
Same!! Someone please spill the deetz!
>>7124255
The fact that people know about it is the problem. Assuming this wasn't information that was leaked by an untrustworthy friend instead of him spilling it on everyone himself
.>>7124329
I like how the first secret is a blatant selfpost of the page owner.

[Anonymous No.7125069]

__ifwinterends seems to be having fun samefagging it up in the comments.

[Anonymous No.7125078]

>>7124110
Speaking of this dress, is it that one from Rococo Soul? I saw this and checked their Taobao, but it isn't for sale. Will it be or is it already sold out?

[Anonymous No.7125082]

>>7125078
No it is handmade, but rococo soul uses the same fabric for their new dress.

[Anonymous No.7125092]

>>7124939
>30% tax
see this is why we broke away from england in the first place
goddamn it gb

[Anonymous No.7125371]

>>7124237
Isn't this the guy that harassed that one BTSSB shop girl, and that's why he's banned from BTSSB SF?? Or am I thinking someone else?

[Anonymous No.7125380]

>>7124220
.. is he wearing the toy march jacket?

[Anonymous No.7125508]

>>7124167
For some reason whenever I see secrets like this, I assume they're being made by my drunk Aussie brethren.
I have no confirmation tho

[Anonymous No.7125597]

>>7125508
Secret maker here, and not Aussie. Guess again.

[Anonymous No.7125644]

>>7125597
Hey, just so you know,
you're great
Never forget that, anon

[Anonymous No.7125687]

Okay, did anyone else see this shit in the lolita fashion tag? This isn't a btb secret but I'm thinking about making one about it next week because this girl's attitude is really grinding my gears right now.
Basically she went on this long, pointless rant about how her mom saw that bit on NHK International about different kinds of gyaru style, and then GOD FORBID HER MOM HAD THE BALLS TO SUGGEST SHE TRY IT OUT. Can you believe that? A concerned mother, seeing her teenaged daughter hide her confidence behind limp petticoats, actually dared to recommend trying a style more like what's popular right now. And I'm not projecting there, she actually says "I want to be me, the reserved, shy, somewhat scared of men, gloomy piece of shit I am", which roughly translates into "I'm sexually/romantically inexperienced and I don't want to make a fool of myself, so I'm just going to play on this fantasy I have about pure maidens from a time long past because that justifies me not putting myself out there".
"I have always been the daughter some mothers could only dream in terms of attitude. I never smoked, I never took drugs, I haven't brought many men homw, always left news in the rare occassion I'd be over the sinderella-time when going out, and always had good grades in school." Wow, fucking pretentious much? Newsflash, most parents don't dream of having a prudish weeaboo for a child, especially not one who would write a huge fucking rant on her blog just because her mom suggested a change in wardrobe. "I don't want to look rebellious" is her next fucking line, as if describing yourself as a "parodical incarnation of the well-behaved, 19th century virginal maiden" (her words) isn't a kind of rebellion made almost entirely out of fear.

[Anonymous No.7125690]

>>7125687
This fucking holier-than-thou attitude in some younger lolitas is actually physically nauseating. Seriously, your clothes don't make you a better person than anyone else and acting like a little prude is only going to make you miserable. If you're happier in mixmatching blacks and black rachel lace gloves, fucking go for it. But don't think that makes you any better than the girl wearing short shorts and a tank top you little twat. And seriously the photo she linked of "actual gyaru" is pretty much the exact opposite of slutty and is showing the exact same amount of skin as her "gothic lolita" photo. Jesus fucking christ.

I also find it funny that she reblogged this comic.

[Anonymous No.7125734]

>>7125687
That's an awful lot of butthurt right there.

> Babby is still pissed that mommy wouldn't let her ass cheeks hang out when she was a tweenager.
and > I won't wanna be a rebel, but look at me I'm rebelling so HA!
are pretty much the two messages that I got from this post.

[Anonymous No.7125809]

>>7125690
>And seriously the photo she linked of "actual gyaru" is pretty much the exact opposite of slutty

That made me roll my eyes. Most people see long shorts+tights as extremely conservative. The only skin on show is her hands and maybe a bit of skin on her chest. Heaven forbid her mother wants her daughter to dress in a way that won't make people stare and point.

[Anonymous No.7125927]

>>7125687
Please make a secret, ugh.

[Anonymous No.7125937]

>>7125927
Will do, anon. Not sure if she browses secrets or cgl but at least it'll make me feel better lol.

[Anonymous No.7127803]

>>7124333
just confused, what does this have to do with Nia?

[Anonymous No.7127944]

>>7125687
its funny, she could write this shit and just not fucking tag it so that it doesn't clutter the tag and have the rest of us see her bullcrap, But noooo she has to share thoughts like these with the world.

[Anonymous No.7127966]

>>7127944
"LOOK

LOOK I AM ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING

WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING"

[Anonymous No.7128470]

>>7127944
I think a lot of people tag for themselves and their own blogs, though.

[Anonymous No.7128474]

>>7125687
Moral to children: maybe you should go and talk with your parents instead of throwing a public bitchfit on tumblr

Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.7128493]

>>7128470
Usually when I tag things for my own blog and my own reference, I tend to add my username to it and the tagword just so that it stays out of the tags that people commonly browse.

[Anonymous No.7129659]

>>7124105
how does one do that lmao

[Anonymous No.7129692]

>>7125690
Though Homestuck are pretty fucking disgusting alright.

[Anonymous No.7130016]

Who is dis? Ad what's the story behind this?

[Anonymous No.7130018]

>>7130016
>*and
God dammit

[Anonymous No.7130051]

>be male who doesn't have anything to do with /cgl/ besides once dating a cosplayer/lolita
>mfw secrets are up

[Anonymous No.7130125]

>>7128493
Or use a silly name for it so it doesn't show up in the main tag. Like tagging in progress stuff or drama posts "rufflefluff" instead of lolita. Blog readers can still easily search it but it won't pop up on everyone's dash.

[Anonymous No.7131053]

>>7130016
A prominent Houston comm member. Judging from the BtB comments, part of it was due to when somebody in the DFW comm asked a really generic question about sewing, and she replied with a LMGTFY. Somebody liked that comment, and it's the girl in secret 53.

10 bucks secret poster for both was the generic question girl.

[Anonymous No.7132472]

>>7127803
I'm confused as well.

with Nia I'm pretty sure its just her ex making her look bad. its weird not seeing her around in every thread. wonder what happened

but I'm not one to judge unless I meet someone in person