/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.6997414]

con sex stories

[Anonymous No.6997435]

>went to con
>had sex
>shit was cash

[Anonymous No.6997442]

>>6997435

[Anonymous No.6997444]

>had sex with a con

[Anonymous No.6997446]

>went to sex
>had shit
>con was cash

[Anonymous No.6997447]

>>6997446
>>6997444

[Anonymous No.6997451]

>sexed a con
>entire con
>couldn't fit it all
>had to bite pillow

[Anonymous No.6997453]

>went to shit
>had cash
>con was sex

[Anonymous No.6997458]

>went to con
>bought waifu pillow in dealer's room
>had sex with pillow
>tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.6997463]

>went to con
>had sex
>come home
>find out Yaya Han killed my dog and then complained about how my dog was staring at her boobs over faebook

[Anonymous No.6997464]

I hate all of you.

Especially you >>6997458

[Anonymous No.6997465]

>mfw tret is kill

[Anonymous No.6997466]

>went to con
>took shit
>shit turned into cash

[Anonymous No.6997474]

>be yaya han
>on facebook
>some dog likes my photo
>dog only wants my tits
>kill dog

[Anonymous No.6997478]

>be dog
>stare at asian lady's tits because they look like chew toys
>she kills me
>I'm dead

[Anonymous No.6997483]

>be asian's lady tits
>dog stares at me like I'm a chew toy
>asian lady kills dog
>mfw

[Anonymous No.6997484]

>be op
>want to live my empty sex life through the stories of others
>get this
>fap to shitty spongebob porn instead

[Anonymous No.6997488]

>be a tranny
>actually get hit on by hot slutty girl
>tells me she wants to show me her room
>have to make excuses because mangina

Feels so fucking bad.

[Anonymous No.6997498]

>Went to con
>Neckbeard complimented my outfit
>Men only want me for my body
>go home and cry on tumblr

[Anonymous No.6997499]

>End up talking to some girl at con.
>Cute chubby punk girl with huge tits.
>End up meeting out side of con since we go to same college.
>Go back to my place to hang out.
>End up fingering her and feeling up her amazing tits.

And that's the closest I ever got to con sex.

[Anonymous No.6997500]

>go to con
>expect everyone to be whores like the rest of 4chan makes them out to be
>get greasy weebs
>no (attractive) sluts either
>and no sex was had

[Anonymous No.6997502]

>go to con
>wish I was a girl so I could lead on neckbeards then reject them
>get depressed
>get a blowjob from another man
>feel slightly better

[Anonymous No.6997503]

>>6997500
No one ever encourages con sex. Ever.

[Anonymous No.6997504]

>be neckbeard from r9k
>compliment girl at con's costume
>expected sex because I'm a "nice guy"
>bitch didn't give me sex
>bitch probably was a whore/slut/cunt sjw
>complain about it every chance I get on /cgl/ ever
>tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.6997507]

>>6997463
>>6997474

[Anonymous No.6997512]

>>6997504
>>>/srs/

[Anonymous No.6997511]

>go to con
>meet sad fuck that wishes he was a female just to "lead guys on"
>give him blowjob out of pity
>get std
worst con ever

[Anonymous No.6997513]

>go to con
>want to hook up
>be socially awkward scandinavian
>can initiate conversation, pick up hints and even flirt
>never get anywhere because after the initial "hi i love your costume (insert compliment)" have no idea how the fuck to give people the clue i want to fuck and how to go about it
>never con sex
>muh fetish

feels bad man

[Anonymous No.6997515]

>>6997513
cosplay = consent
just slap her ass and take her to your room

[Anonymous No.6997516]

>>6997503
>be Anonymous
>go on /cgl/ encouraging con sex
>some faggot tells me that nobody actually does that
>cry about it for a little bit
>go to con the next day
>have sex

[Anonymous No.6997517]

I fucked a girl on the dance floor at a Otakon rave last year

Pretty fucking awesome, probably my favorite experience

[Anonymous No.6997520]

>>6997516
I didn't say that, I said it isn't encouraged.
Every girl there is either a psycho, an STD ridden slut or both

[Anonymous No.6997521]

>>6997517
Pics or it didnt happen

[Anonymous No.6997522]

>>6997515
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.6997525]

>>6997515
im a grill
i want the dick (actually the vag is cool too but its harder to pick up)

also i dont know how to ask them to keep on their masks during sex because thats also my fetish.

[Anonymous No.6997526]

>>6997525
Much better
Anything = consent
Just find a boi you like, whisper to their ear that you're going to smush smush, grab their hand and lead them to your room
Also tell them to leave their mask on cause it's a major turn on

Success rate varies depending on your fatness

[Anonymous No.6997527]

>went to con
>jerked off in bathroom
>cash4gold

[Anonymous No.6997529]

>>6997527
A friend of mine does this because of all the scantily clad women

he'll never admit it though

[Anonymous No.6997532]

>>6997526
no rolls, no tires, still "thin" by american standards.
it just seems all the good looking folks are already taken.

[Anonymous No.6997537]

>>6997532
Doesn't matter, do what I said
Looking at them flirty before is a must doe

[Anonymous No.6997538]

>>6997532
They are. Cons have slim pickings so you need to be quick if you want any of the cute solo ones.

[Anonymous No.6997539]

>>6997532
Where you at anon? Ive got a whole assortment of helmets to fuck in

[Anonymous No.6997541]

>>6997539
Back off bub I'm going in first.

[Anonymous No.6997543]

>>6997539
If you are willing to dress like Char Aznable, I will give you a solid 30 minute blow job. We can extend it to 45 minutes if you are willing to talk about Spacenoid freedom and the weight of gravity while I'm going down on you.

[Anonymous No.6997546]

>>6997517
All of the anime con "raves" I've peeked into have been so terrible and embarrassing, and imagining someone having sex in a room of spastic weeaboos is the funniest fucking thing to me.

[Anonymous No.6997547]

>mfw this actually turns to con sex

[Anonymous No.6997551]

>>6997539
how attractive are you and what kind of helmets/msaks.

[Anonymous No.6997555]

>be my birthday at a con
>everyone else sleeping
>boyfriend and I took the floor for the night
>quietest, slowest spoon position boning ever

[Anonymous No.6997557]

>>6997551
Why the hell does it matter how attractive they are when they are wearing a helmet/mask?

[Anonymous No.6997562]

>>6997557
Because a helmet/mask doesn't cover manboobs and a beer gut.

[Anonymous No.6997564]

>>6997557
body.

[Anonymous No.6997566]

>>6997551
me and ex gf

[Anonymous No.6997568]

>>6997546
r u d e

[Anonymous No.6997569]

>>6997566

[Anonymous No.6997573]

>>6997566
I think you could do better than her.

[Anonymous No.6997577]

>>6997573
ikr
I've also lost weight and reverse tanned

[Anonymous No.6997576]

>>6997566
Dude, hit the gym.

[Anonymous No.6997580]

>>6997551
Athletic build, i.e. no man boobs and all that. I have various shit from video games, halo, fallout, that sort of thing, also some star wars if youre into that

[Anonymous No.6997589]

>>6997580
>fallout

successful speech check. take me now.

[Anonymous No.6997592]

>>6997589
Vet ranger or BoS?

[Anonymous No.6997596]

>>6997592
why aren't there spoiler tags on this goddamn board.

vet ranger would be awesome because i cosplay legion.
too bad i live in scandia.

[Anonymous No.6997602]

You all make me sick

[Anonymous No.6997603]

>>6997602

[Anonymous No.6997605]

I am incapable of even having con sex so I lurk these threads in hopes of something good and/or funny.

[Anonymous No.6997609]

Is this what passes for cosplay discussion here

[Anonymous No.6997613]

>>6997609

[Anonymous No.6997618]

>>6997596
Shit, that wouldve been the best photoshoot EVER

[Anonymous No.6997626]

/r/ rapey kamina story

Just who the hell do you think I am!?

[Anonymous No.6997635]

>>6997596
Where are you Vet anon? Don't let this opportunity escape you!

[Anonymous No.6997676]

>>6997635
East coast of the US. sorry, but im definitely not desperate enough to travel across the world for poon and cool photoshoots.

[Anonymous No.6997679]

>>6997676
you goin' to new york comic con?

[Anonymous No.6997691]

>went to cash
>had con
>sex was shit

[Anonymous No.6997700]

>>6997679
Havent really decided yet, ive never been before. Would you say its worth a 6 hour drive?

[Anonymous No.6997733]

>>6997700
he wants to fuck you, what do you think he'll answer, dummy

[Anonymous No.6997745]

>>6997580
Post self , I wanna see what cgl considers athletic

[Anonymous No.6997756]

>>6997745

[Anonymous No.6997763]

>>6997756
>reverse search
>million results

[Anonymous No.6997787]

>>6997763

[Anonymous No.6997789]

If I'm an 18-year-old guy, is it likely I can get with a 19-24 year old girl?

[Anonymous No.6997793]

>>6997789

>If I'm an 18-year-old guy
>If

Well are you or aren't you?

[notboxingbro No.6997794]

>>6997789
ye

[Anonymous No.6997796]

>>6997793
Yes.

[Anonymous No.6997802]

>>6997745
/fit/ pls go

[Anonymous No.6997805]

>>6997532
>good looking folks
YOU WANT THEM TO KEEP THE MASK ON
WHAT DOES IT MATTER

[Anonymous No.6997835]

>>6997513
Muh scandinavia. I will lay you, fair cosupray maiden.

[Anonymous No.6997846]

>>6997802
I'm not even /fit/ and I'd like to know, too.

>>6997789
Not unless you're one of those hyper-developed 18 year olds. At 18 most guys still look like kids to people just a bit older.

[Anonymous No.6997873]

>>6997846
>Not unless you're one of those hyper-developed 18 year olds. At 18 most guys still look like kids to people just a bit older.
Well I guess I'm fucked in that case. I've been told that I look 16. I was just thinking maybe girls would find it cute or something if I was younger.

[Anonymous No.6997892]

>>6997873
Doubt it. Although I was with a 30 year old when I was 21. She looked 24, though.

There's a chance, but it's not exactly great. You're a cute pet puppy, not a sexual interest.

[Anonymous No.6997903]

>>6997892
So will people at least not take issue with me tagging along?

[Anonymous No.6997962]

>>6997700
what
>>6997733
said, except i'm not a dude.

fuck it, add me on steam if you wanna. i might go to next year's nycc.

[Anonymous No.6997967]

>>6997835
do you fallout

[Anonymous No.6997973]

>>6997962
>except i'm not a dude
>komradeguy

[Anonymous No.6997990]

>>6997973
its video games on steam do you not think i'd rather be sneaky?

[Anonymous No.6998012]

>>6997967
I never really considered masked cosplay. Because I am quite happy with my facial features.

[Anonymous No.6998018]

My gf keeps me locked during cons