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6936736 No.6936736 [Reply] [Original]

So I'm a few inches away from reaching my weight-loss goal and to celebrate I want to cosplay Shura from Blue Exorcist.

My only concern is the top. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to keep it in place like that? Or should I forgo accuracy and keep my boobs completely inside the top?

>> No.6936737

bra tape.

>> No.6936740

>>6936737
Are there any specific methods? Or do I just have to trial and error?

>> No.6936744

If you're planning on wearing this to a convention you might have to have to disregard accuracy anyway depending on the con's dress code, because underboob is apparently a filthy sin and you must think of the children

>> No.6936746

>>6936736
I seriously want to know why you didn't think to just google how every single Yoko cosplayer does it.

>> No.6936751

>>6936740
Also boob tape (commercially called flash tape) will probably be your most comfortable way to go like >>6936737 said. It shouldn't be that hard though, I usually just apply it to the edges of the clothing and stick it in place. Make sure your skin is good and dry too, some people say to use baby powder beforehand but I've never personally tried it.

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I love Shura but hate her outfits. The batting-cage kimono thing is the only thing I kinda like, but it doesn't last long.

>> No.6936772

>>6936746
I guess I just wasn't thinking too hard about it. My bad.

thanks for the help guys.

>> No.6936773

>>6936736

if your boobs are very big then you should probably not go for accuracy

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>> No.6936777

>>6936774
I guess it's because I like bigger women, but I have much more of a problem with the cameraman not knowing how to zoom (or just move closer).

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>>6936736

>> No.6936785

I used sock glue to keep mine on, and it stayed so well that at one point the back string of my top got loose and there wasn't a single wardrobe malfunction.

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>> No.6936816

>>6936782
This one is definitely the best.

>> No.6936818

>>6936773
Uh maybe not then.
I've got DDDs.... I was hoping I'd lose at least a cup size after all the working out I did but they stayed.

>> No.6936819

>>6936818
Pic's or no advice possible, show us what you achieved by "working out"

>> No.6936823

>>6936819
I really can't be arsed to get out of bed at four am to take a pic, but if the thread is still around in the morning I'll post.

>> No.6936826

>>6936782
oh and dabes

>> No.6936824

>>6936774
oh my god thats disgusting

>> No.6936839

>>6936744
lol murica

>> No.6936851

>>6936823
Is it morning in america yet.

>> No.6936978

>>6936818

well you can still show underboob with big boobs but its a lot harder to make them behave

you can use toupee tape just remember never stick anything to your nipples

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what are these boob cup things called?
(you can see one peeking out underneath the top)

>> No.6936992

>>6936980
Wardrobe malfunction

>> No.6936999

>>6936980
chicken cutlet

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>>6936980
same thing?

>> No.6937004

>>6936980
I'm not positive, but I think it might be a Nu Bra or something similar.

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>>6936980

same thing?

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underboob thread?

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>> No.6937293

>>6937177
This is about the amount of boob I have. I I wanted to be Shura would it be more important for me to focus on the underboob or cleavage because I can't do both. And too tall for Shiemi...

>> No.6937321

>>6936788
Source on her?

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>> No.6937462

>>6936980
Lies.

>> No.6937465

>>6936980
Silicone bra.

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>>6936774
Okay, I wouldn't have even had a problem with her weight if she fully committed to the cosplay, but this bitch didn't even bother to paint on her body. Fucking lazy.

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>> No.6937503

>>6937502
Same. To get that round anime shape you're going to want something that pushes up, and that pretty much means ditching the underboob idea.

>> No.6937502

>>6937293

go with cleavage

underboob can make you look flat

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>> No.6937691

If you think you run the risk of ":popping out" too high even with tape get a top that fits you fully.

>> No.6937706

>>6936782
If she hasn't cosplayed Rainbow Dash she should.

>> No.6937807

>>6937473
She was cosplaying at FYE. Are you REALLY going to expect that much of her?

>> No.6937906

>>6937706
>More ponies

Fuck that.

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>> No.6938973

>>6936794
so many piercings holy shit

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>>6936774
I find it amusing that the attractive one in the back appears to be butthurt.

>> No.6938983

>>6936823

post pictures please

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>>6936774
Why the fuck is Will Farrell at this meetup?

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>>6937906
Oh, they will, Anon. They will hard.

>> No.6941105

>>6941099
>bra
Aaaggghhh can you really not be arsed to get a red bikini top?
The fabric looks weird.

>> No.6941112

>>6941099
HHHNNNNNGGGGGGGG

>> No.6941627

>>6941105
Would a bra covered in a more matte spandex be suitable?

>> No.6941668

>>6941627

Not that anon but I think the problem with a bra is the underwire and shape.

>> No.6941709

Maybe buy some cheap bras/bikini tops and see what works best.
a bikini top tied tight could give you the look, with tape to help with slippage, but it may flatten your boobs a bit, so i would think some padding might help get the round anime boob look back.
I've never done this before, but I have large breasts and know how hard it is get them to look cute and perky.

>> No.6941769

When I cosplayed Shirahoshi, I used boob-glue to hold the top on all day. I got it at shoppers years ago, so I dunno where you could find it now a days. It worked like a charm, but it took some of the gold material off from the inside of the fabric (though it's not noticeable anyways)

>> No.6941788

>>6941769
Did you really need to use your trip to post that?

>> No.6941793

cant offer any advice but congrats on losing the weight op!

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u mad?

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>>6941788
u mad?

>> No.6941835

>>6941668
But I don't have enough boob to get the right shape without support. I think I'd prefer to have cleavage and an inaccurate top versus dinky shapeless boobs and an accurate one. I think covering a bra in appropriate bikini material rather than just wearing any red satin bra is a fair compromise.

>> No.6941844

>>6941835
Maybe a strapless undercup to minimize the bra's visibility? That still rules out the underboob, of course.

>> No.6941865

>>6941788
Does it really matter? She was being helpful anyways.

>> No.6941875

>>6941865

To female anonymous, how attention is divided up means everything. If too much attention falls in too few hands, they turn bitchy.

>> No.6941881

>>6941875
Wow. That's why seagulls bitch about that. Every other board I'm on, if you're a tripfag, you always post with your tripcode. Posting without it is seen as underhanded or disingenuous. If an anon goes tripfag they shouldn't go back imo.

>> No.6941902

>>6941881

Yeah, and that makes sense. In a female based hobby board, attention is currency in a zero-sum game. That's why there's disdain for people who game the system with their boobs. Putting on a tripcode means often times you will either be talking about yourself or posting a cosplay of yourself, or making a statement that involves someone else's cosplay.

Things like craftsmanship and such are touted as reasons why people cosplay, but as soon as someone who put in less time and effort gets more effort, suddenly the act of creating costumes isn't nearly as fun. That's why I respect people that just plain out admit they want the attention.

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>>6941902
>but as soon as someone who put in less time and effort gets more effort

>> No.6941910

>>6941907

I meant to write attention, but you get the gist of it.

>> No.6941912

>>6941099
>bra instead of bikini top
>her bra doesn't even fit properly

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>>6941910
yeah, but i'm a cunt

I still fail to see how boobs would help in a female based board, tho

>> No.6942018

>>6941921
They help attract Beta neckbeards like you.

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>>6942018
hello mad-kun
for a moment I thought you had given up

>> No.6942037

>>6941921
>female based board
....

is this why you are here?

>> No.6942038

>>6942028
Uh oh, I think you just entered stage #4 - "everyone who dislikes me is the same person / todos los que me disgusta es la misma persona".

>> No.6942039

>>6942037
No, boxingbro is the coolest guy ever, I know him from /fit/. He's just here to hang around. You should date him btw.

>> No.6942041

>>6942039
>boxingbro is the coolest guy ever

plz, no one that see-through could possibly be good looking...

>> No.6942044

>>6942037
is was quoting >>6941902

>>6942038
maybe you are not mad-kun, (s)he always calls me a beaner, but (s)he seems to reply to almost every post I make

>> No.6942047 [DELETED] 

>>6942037
>>6942038
Stop being dicks. He didn't even do anything to make you start bitching at him.

>> No.6942050

>>6942037
It's why I'm here... *cough*

>> No.6942095

>>6942044
Actually, now that you're famous for being a beaner who doesn't like to be called a beaner, I also started to call you a beaner.

If you ever got into the tripfag doc (but you won't), you'd probably have "Beaner." written in your description.

>> No.6942104

>>6942095
Beaner is racist you asshole. Also, Boxingbro might one day. He posts around a lot and you're just giving him more attention.

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>>6942095
not a single time I got buttfrustrated for being called beaner, I'm not even from Mexico
It mads me as much as being called kebab

Also, idk about what tripfag doc you're talking about, kek

>> No.6942124

>>6942095
Where's the tripfag doc? I never knew there was one.
All I've ever seen is the tripfag list on the /g/ wiki.

>> No.6942127

>>6942104
Sup boxingbean.

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>>6942127
Sup, b

>> No.6942155

>>6942135
>still pretending that's evidence

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>>6942155
If I keep trying maybe it'll work!

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>>6942155
Also,
>knowing I used that before
I knew you didn't leave me, mad-kun

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>>6941835
Finally I'm home and can post some help. I used an underwire bra, cut it up, cut the cups down to a more reasonable and bikini like shape/size, recovered it, and put the bias tape on. The shape ended up being just fine.

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>>6942192
This is what the shape ended up being. I'm a G cup so I had to compromise somewhat.

>> No.6942200

>>6942166
>>6942171
It's funny how you think that I'm mad and that you're not just getting tricked like a retard.

>> No.6942202

>>6941844
I say go with a plunge bra, otherwise the shape is totally different. Undercups don't minimize the bra's visibility, they just squish you down which is the opposite of what you want.

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>>6942200
y r u so mean, mad-kun?

>> No.6942215

>>6942211
Dude shut up nobody cares

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>>6942215
o-ok

>> No.6942228

>>6942221
>>6942211
#anallyrekt

>> No.6942232

>>6942211
I laughed way harder at that than I should have.

>> No.6942313

>>6942211
your so funny :)

>> No.6942329

>>6942221
Why did you delete >>6942211
? I wasn't meaning to make fun of you or anything saying I laughed. The picture was well placed!

>> No.6942333

>>6942329
I didn't, a janitor did

>> No.6942347

>>6942329
>>6942333
Stop with the samefagging.

>> No.6942350

>>6942347
/cgl/ thinks everyone is always samefagging. It's ridiculous.

>> No.6942355

>>6942350
Do you want to come inside his anus? Why do you keep whiteknighting your Hispanic friend all the time?

>> No.6942363

>>6942355
I don't know him and we've never had a conversation before. I just hate seeing people being rude to other people and people seem to love to call samefag on trips for no reason at all.

>> No.6942368

>>6942347
>>6942350
Stop with the samefagging.

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>>6942374
I don't either, but the lack of boobs being posted due to your faggotry makes me pretty sad.

>> No.6946325

>>6946277
Hey I can only do so much, I already tried to help her and this annoying fuckwad made OP abandon the thread.

>> No.6946350

Wow, other anon here. This thread had potential until the anon responding to the tripfag derailed the thread. Then it turned into their personal quest to humiliate a tripfag rather than contribute.

Some people take this place too seriously, anons start a useless tangent and shit up the board with that pointless tripfag hate

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>> No.6946673

>>6946662
Beautiful girl, terrible construction.

>> No.6946679 [DELETED] 

Should these and a bikini top be enough support? I haven't used this kind of bra before. I feel like the bikini top would have to be attached to the cups somehow so the straps can help.

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Should these and a bikini top be enough support? I haven't used this kind of bra before. I feel like the bikini top would have to be attached to the cups somehow so the straps can help.

>> No.6946704

>>6946673
>beautiful girl
>half her face is covered
you mean nice tits.

>> No.6946707

>>6946704
not who you're replying to, but the girl has good face proportions
>nose, chin
+ blonde with grey ? eyes
It's a safe bet to say she's a qt

>> No.6947021

>>6942196
That's a G cup? Looks more like a D to me.
Still too fat to cosplay her though.

>> No.6947129

>>6947021
anon is forgetting that boobs sizes are relative to ribcage size. You can have big boobs on a large ribcage and only be an A. You can have small boobs on an even smaller ribcage and be a D

>> No.6947151

>>6947129
That's not how it works, band size is the numbers, that is what is relative to ribcage, the cup size is the letters which are the breast cups themselves.

>> No.6947184

>>6947151
You're a fucking retard

>> No.6947196

>>6947184
Look it up. People who wear a different cup size do so because some of them are 'sister sizes' and will fit better based on your boob to ribcage ratio.

"The number (32, 34 etc) is the circumference around your chest in inches. This is an actual measurement. The letter (B, C etc) is the cup size - A being smallest and it goes up from there. There is no exact corelation between the cup size and an actual measurement. Its more like a small, medium, large kind of thing. "

>> No.6947200

Please guys stop commenting on bra sizes

Its funny for all the time you men spend looking at tits you know nothing about them

>> No.6947203

>>6947200
I work at Victoria's Secret, dumbass, just because you're mad that I was right doesn't mean you have to ignore the board demographic entirely.

>> No.6947210

>>6947203

>victoria's secret
you DEFINITELY have no idea what you're talking about either, then.

>> No.6947258

>>6947151
>>6947196
Ahahah oh holy fuck this is some absurd misinformation

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>>6937807
YES. YES I AM ANON. If she can get that fucking wig then she can fucking paint on herself.

>> No.6947327

>>6947258
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassiere_measurement

>> No.6947338

there's tons of articles on bra measurements and the accurate way to do them. I googled it was well so that anon is either extremely dumb, or trolling. Either way thread derailed and quite the jimmies were rustled. Prepare for accusations of samefag.

5/10 You got me to respond

>> No.6947350

>>6947338
which anon?

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>>6936782

This one is me.

Here's how I did mine (and also how I did my Yoko top).

1) Get some water padding cups. You can find them at Walmart or Target for under 10 bucks. If you are bigger in the chest region, you can probably do without extra padding and just use regular bra inserts, but I'm a large B/small C, so for me it was a pretty good investment. Since you ultimately wanna achieve underboob, I advise getting one a cup size smaller than what you normally use. For me I got a A/B sized set.


I hand stitched the spandex on top of the cup, taking GREAT care to ensure I didn't puncture the water in it (which is more like oil, I came to find, when I actually did puncture one and had to do another).

I was originally going to make the strapping of the bikini top out of spandex but made the decision to use something a lot more starchy/stiff. I used regular broadcloth and sewed it into strips to tie around my back.

The reason for this is because 1) it's going to hold better which ensures the girls stay in place and 2) you need to tie it REALLY FUCKING TIGHT around your neck and back which is the actual trick/magic to getting them to stay in place. If you've ever tied a bikini top really tight, you know that the knot can actually become loose over extended use because of the material they make the straps out of (it's kinda slippery). I suggest not using a spandex material and instead something more rigid.

Pic related, what the finished product should look like. The piece connecting the two cups together and what I used to make the strapping was the broadcloth. Unfortunately I did the version with the jacket so I don't really have shots of the straps :|

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>>6947021
This is me dumbass
Don't go calling random people fat for no fucking reason or A-you might insult someone like me who is strong enough to kick your ass or B-break someone's heart.

>> No.6947459

>>6947451
Dat pot belly

>> No.6947462

>>6947451
you're...joking right?

....right?

>> No.6947464

>>6947459
Yes I know, thank you

>> No.6947467

>>6947451
Oh no.

So if I insult you, you're really going to come over here and kick my ass?

Whatever shall I do.

>> No.6947470

>>6947438
Hot
>>6947451
Not

>> No.6947476

>>6947451

>I'LL KICK YOUR ASS FOR CRITICIZING ME, I'LL FIND YOU!

lol, you're cute

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>>6947451
>someone like me who is strong enough to kick your ass
why do you claim you can kick her/his ass without even knowing him/her?

>> No.6947475

>>6947467
I meant in person.

>> No.6947479

>>6947438
Did you use any glue/tape to hold them in place, or was it just straps? It seems kind of precarious to go without extra protection.

>> No.6947483

>>6947196
lol you're an idiot. Cup size is DIRECTLY related to the different between full bust and underbust measurement. 1 inch = A cup 2 inch = B cup., etc.

>> No.6947484

>>6947451
Well it certainly wouldn't kill you to lose 5 pounds, you'd look a lot better in a cosplay as revealing as this.
Also please stop squeezing your tits like that, it makes them look like fat floppy tits, it's really unattractive. Pull your shoulders back and arch a little instead, it'll show them off without giving you granny tits.

>> No.6947499

>>6947484
I know, I've been trying
Boobs kind of do that though.
>>6947477
Hypothetical, because some people on this board are stupid enough to try that in person.

>> No.6947495

>>6947479

Honestly...I've never needed it. But I tie them so tight it leaves marks on my neck/back if that gives you any gauge to how tightly it's holding my boobs into place.

>> No.6947501

>>6947495

- addendum -

I'm certainly not saying don't use glue or tape if it makes you feel more secure, it can only help you. But in my case, I've never needed it. My boobs are tied so tightly in there, you could bounce a nickel off 'em.

>> No.6947502

>>6947475
Oooooh, so if I went up to you, in person, and told you that you were fat, you would literally assault me.

That's such a rational, mentally stable reaction!

>> No.6947508

>>6947502
Hypothetical dumbass
Others might.
It's not deviant for men to do it, right?

>> No.6947511

>>6947021

Lol, doesn't know how breast size works.
Need to spend less time on the internet and get some firsthand experience buddy.

>> No.6947512

>>6947499
They do that when you squish them like that, you don't have to squish so hard to boost your cleavage for a photo.

I would also suggest taking criticism on this board with a grain of salt, you're fanning the flames right now with your attitude.

>> No.6947515

>>6947508
>It's not deviant for men to do it, right?
we don't fight over stupid shit either

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Diy0RNe_c

>related

>> No.6947518

>>6947512
Probably wasn't the best idea to listen to the photog that much, but hey it was one of my first shoots.
I come here for occasional help and such, so I probably should have expected this much.

>> No.6947525

>>6947515
lol

>> No.6947532

>>6947508
>I'm going to beat you up
>In real life
>Wait, no, just hypothetically
>I'm such a bad ass

And no, it's not okay for men to react this way.

>> No.6947541

>>6947451
Shut up, fatty. You don't look like you could beat anyone up with all that flab and no muscle.

>> No.6947594 [DELETED] 

>>6947515
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

>> No.6947600 [DELETED] 

>>6947515
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

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6947659

>>6947203
>VS employee's thinking they know fucking anything about bra sizes

The bras don't even fit their own models.

>> No.6947753

>>6947203
I'ver yet to go to a victoria's secret where they knew what they were talking about. Tried to sell me a bra that clearly was too big for my ribcage and are all 'lol well dats as small as they come!'

And why are you guys so goddamn pushy about push up bras? Do you have to sell so many a month? I don't want a push up bra, I dont' want maximum cleavage, I just want something comfortable gatdam.

>> No.6947759

>>6947753
Do they even sell bras that aren't push ups? Last time I was in there with a relative it seemed like that was the only kind they sold.

>> No.6947763

>>6947753
VS goes off the old school 'add 3-4 inches to underbust for band size' sizing model, which is hilariously inaccurate. They told me a wear a 36 fucking band size, when my underbust measures 30inches. They obviously only measure over clothing as well and don't take into account clothin bulk either. They are hilariously inaccurate with their sizing.

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>>6947203
I'm sorry girl, no flames but I just wanna say, working at VS does not boost your credibility. At all.

A little storry, for the lulz:


I once went to a VS and told them I was a 30D or 32C.

>They look at me
>Be 5'4", Asian, wearing loose shirt
>Direct me to fitting room, they give me 32B bra to try on
>It doesn't fit
>Girl looks at my tittays overflowing dem cups
>"I think you need to go up a cup size
>Pic related

>> No.6947767

>>6947763
That method of determining band size hasn't been accurate ever since we invented spandex.

>> No.6947771

>>6947151
You are 100% incorrect. In fact you have it exactly backwards.

>> No.6947776

>>6947129
What? Cup size is determined by the difference between the measurement around the ribs and around the fullest part of the chest. So, to determine the cup, you're always subtracting the ribcage size, leaving you with the boob size. It's not relative to anything.

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>>6947771
..Anon, what sense does it make to measure a length with letters and a volume with flat numbers..?

You're either trolling, or you have some sad titties.

>> No.6947789

>>6947776
...you're reciting the formula and not understanding the concept.

Cup size is determined by the difference between ribs and full bust measurement.

>Difference of 3" ~ C cup
>So whether your band measurement is 30 or 36, if your bust is 3" more (33" or 39"), you are still a C cup.

It is relative. As band size gets bigger, the size of the boob gets bigger, *even if it is the same cup size*.

>> No.6947793

>>6947779
Anon, you are confused, I mean that you are incorrect in that it is the cup size that is relative and band size that is constant...not the forms of measuring.

DO'H.

>> No.6947797

>>6947793
I've learnt not to doubt anyone's stupidity on this site. Apologies.

>> No.6947802

>>6947793
That is that what you have backwards is that which part of the measurements is relative...not the units of measurement.

In the same breath, what sense does it make to measure a length that you claim to be relative with a number?

>> No.6947805

>>6947797
>>6947802
Not sure if you (anon) and The-band-size-is-relative! anon are the same, if not, this is directed at him.

>> No.6951763

>bump

>> No.6951784

>>6941099
She looks delicious but that poorly-fitting bra is annoying me to no end.

>> No.6951929

>>6951763
Two people gave specific help I don't know what else you want

>> No.6952258

>>6947451
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

>> No.6952304

>>6952258
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHA

nice try, loser

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6952306

>>6952304
are you new to the world?
that's like the most used pasta

>> No.6952315

>>6952306
awww. i'm new to 4chan in general. thanks for the fyi

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>>6952315

>> No.6954546

>>6947438
I KNEW Sarah Fong went on 4chan...
But, uh... I don't have anything to contribute to the conversation soooo... sage...

>> No.6955072

>>6947451
Aren't you that chick that posted the shitty acrylic body paint tutorial on tumblr?