/cgl/ secrets thread

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/cgl/ secrets thread Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:03:36 2013 No.6919521 [Reply] [Original]

/cgl/ secrets thread?
Ita tendencies, horrible things you did at cons, and basically everything else welcome here.
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>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:07:36 2013 No.6919526 I had sex with a hot guy at con while I was still with my old bf. He was dressed as Kamina which fit my Yoko, while my beta bf cosplayed simon.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:08:05 2013 No.6919531
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MtF crossplayer, had to use the bathroom. Men's bathrooms smelled like shit, so I tried to see if I could pass and use the women's.
Got a lot of compliments on my height, but I couldn't respond because of man-voice. They ended up asking if I was mute, and I just kind of nodded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:08:35 2013 No.6919529 It's hot as hell in Georgia, and I often don't wear blouses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:10:35 2013 No.6919537 File: 143 KB, 855x720, 1337913030485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6919526 Fucking priceless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:11:35 2013 No.6919540 I miss one tripfag already and she's only been gone for a few days... I stalked all her posts and I've posted in another secret thread about her. I'm obsessive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:12:35 2013 No.6919541 >>6919540 DerpQueen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:12:35 2013 No.6919542 >>6919531 > MtF crossplayer > MtF > crossplayer That… doesn't really resolve confusion. Who were you cosplaying as?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:13:35 2013 No.6919545 >>6919526 PirateToaster? Is that you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:13:35 2013 No.6919546 >>6919541 No, Stormy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:14:05 2013 No.6919551 >>6919546 >some nobody Sup Stormy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:15:05 2013 No.6919556 >>6919542 I believe in that context, the implicit "transsexual" is not appended and "crossplayer" has been used instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:16:05 2013 No.6919560 >>6919551 I also stalk nia but she's always posting so I don't have to miss her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:17:35 2013 No.6919561 >>6919540 This is the part where you pretend to sweep in, flattered and flustered, and talk yourself into coming back, right? >Weeeeell, ok! If it's for a fan! I didn't know anyone would even miss me, tee hee!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:17:35 2013 No.6919563 >>6919556 Ah. That explains everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:18:06 2013 No.6919572 >>6919542 Stocking, regular outfit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:23:35 2013 No.6919579 I was stoned as hell at Frill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:25:36 2013 No.6919583 >>6919546 I think I've seen her post in a thread or two since a couple days. You're a horrible stalker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:29:05 2013 No.6919596 I like to trip Homestuck cosplayers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:32:06 2013 No.6919601 >>6919561 Why would she? She hasn't even been gone. Stalker chan is just stupid and doesn't know how to stalk properly.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:33:06 2013 No.6919602

When i get overwhelmed with all the lolita rules and ita proclamations to the point of feeling worthless for wanting to wear my apron jsk, I listen to the last minute or so of Killing In the Name.
>fuck you i won't do what you tell me
>fuck you i won't do what you tell me
>FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
and then i feel better
c:

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:34:05 2013 No.6919606 >>6919602 That's hilarious, and do whatever you want anon. Aint no seagull gonna tell you what to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:36:36 2013 No.6919609 >>6919601 Okay I guess I just missed her somehow. Stop telling me how to stalk properly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:37:36 2013 No.6919610 I love black and white lacemonsters... I feel bad for admitting that

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:42:05 2013 No.6919629

I've been with my boyfriend for about a year, however since we live a couple of hours away we don't spend that much time together. Lately I've been noticing he has a little bit of a beta complex
>still holds grudges about being bullied at school
>childish
>can't have a grown up conversation
>gets butt hurt when something he likes gets critized
All this has been putting me off little by little.
It also doesn't help when you're aware how much of a grown up he is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:49:35 2013 No.6919641 >>6919629 Sounds so much like my boyfriend. We've been dating 2 years and I can't believe I'm only just noticing it. Damn you long distance. I'm pretty sure it's going to be over between us soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:51:05 2013 No.6919652 >>6919629 Sounds just like my ex. It took him having a kid to grow up at all, after dropping out of jobcorps and college.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:55:05 2013 No.6919666 File: 8 KB, 330x247, tumblr_inline_mirdgvl4aJ1qz4rgp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just moved to Georgia and I'm having a hell of a time finding any cosplayers or lolitas in my area.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:56:05 2013 No.6919670 >>6919666 what part? GA cosplayer here as well

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 20:56:35 2013 No.6919668

>>6919641
Sorry to hear that Anon. Will you be the one to end the relationship? Or are you just waiting for it all to fade like me?
>>6919652
Sigh... this just reminded me how he talk about wanting to have kids. Only recently I confessed to him I wasn't into the whole idea of being a parent and he seemed a bit crushed.
How did you guys break up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 21:00:35 2013 No.6919680 File: 312 KB, 170x170, tumblr_inline_mmtbrvj6OX1qz4rgp.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6919670 Lawrenceville. I absolutely regret not moving closer to Atlanta [well, I'm not too too far. It's just a hassle].

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 21:07:35 2013 No.6919702 >>6919668 Honestly, I'm probably going to end it soon. Part of me wants to just let if fade but I'm just getting sick of his behavior now. We're good as friends, just not as a couple.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 21:11:35 2013 No.6919707 File: 23 KB, 537x630, meow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the best drawing I've ever done.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 21:20:35 2013 No.6919732
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I...

Okay, first meetup ever.

>Be walking outside with small portion of comm
>Hot as fuck outside
>Heavy ass clothing and makeup starts to get to me
>Realize everyone is wearing a wig but me and I'm the only one complaining
>Realize how strong these women are and get a massive female hard on for their dedication to fashion
>Spill my guts out
>OHMIGOD HOW CAN YOU BE WEARING WIGS WHEN IT'S SO HOT OUT YOU GUYS ARE SO STRONG I LOVE YOU
>Girls give me annoyed glare
>Confused until boyfriend who was with me at the time points out that there is a shit fuck of people to our left

...I am so, SO sorry.

Forgive me for being a clueless, awkward mess.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 21:31:05 2013 No.6919755

>>6919668
He always wanted to be in an off-again on again relationship, so he broke up with me alot just to get back together days later. The last time he pulled that shit was the day before my highschool prom so I took a cute girlfriend and had to hear him bitch about never going to prom. So I never took him back and he had a kid a year later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 21:35:35 2013 No.6919768 File: 214 KB, 537x630, Kitty2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6919707 You can get better man, I believe in you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 21:38:05 2013 No.6919776 >>6919596 That's just asking to trip one of them the wrong direction someday and get covered in grey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 21:39:05 2013 No.6919781 File: 57 KB, 400x280, tumblr_mdqon3m6E61r7xfv6o1_400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have a convention plus Artist Alley in two months to prepare for, and I haven't lifted a finger to start a damn thing because of Animal Crossing.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 21:43:05 2013 No.6919795

I always wanted to buy my friend lolita since she's a hard worker but doesn't have extra money due to School. However I hadn't bought any yet and I didn't want her to be the first in my small town to own lolita clothing/ be a Lolita.
I've moved now, so I'm going to buy her some brand when I can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 21:43:35 2013 No.6919793 >>6919768 That's kawaii as fuck... Nice job! And I need a lot of practice anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 21:45:06 2013 No.6919802 >>6919526 Do you feel regret?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:08:35 2013 No.6919840 I love Homestuck but act like I don't to everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:09:35 2013 No.6919843 >>6919840 I know that feeling. Though, I've just been hiding it from a select few people I know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:13:35 2013 No.6919847 >> lolita community >> full of drama, power hungry lolitas >> absolutely hate it but pretend to be all friendly with everyone Not the only one though!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:16:36 2013 No.6919852 >>6919840 This was going to be my confession, anon. I keep hoping someone at my loli meets will bring it up so I don't feel so bad about enjoying it.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:17:35 2013 No.6919854

>>6919847

I'm like the reverse of this. My comm is lovely, nearly no drama, but oh my God I want to be friends with everybody so badly and I'm way too afraid of coming on too strong and weirding people out. It doesn't help that I'm an aspie, so I'm already super anxious of being weird or accidentally rude at meets and shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:27:35 2013 No.6919868 I'm a 24 year old virgin and I've never even kissed a girl. Last year at a con a girl asked me to dance with her and held my hands but I got scared and ran away. I don't think I can do this anymore, guys.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:28:05 2013 No.6919870

>>6919852
There is no reason to feel bad about liking homestuck. It's well written, and at times beautifully drawn/animated.when it isn't well written, Hussie is making fun of somebody.
Liking the vocal minority of the fandom/stuckaboos is another story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:33:05 2013 No.6919882 >>6919579 Were you smoking weed in the hotel? Not sure if I'm offended or impressed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:37:06 2013 No.6919894 >>6919870 I think the problem is that even the really cool fans get lumped with the stuckaboos.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:37:35 2013 No.6919891

I fear that my loli comm would treat me like an idiot whenever the conversation moves to anime or anything Japanese. I just never got into it and I don't understand the conversations so I just smile and nod and mimic others' reactions so they won't know how lost I am.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:49:05 2013 No.6919925 >>6919882 You can't smoke weed in a hotel you stupid fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:49:35 2013 No.6919924 I love lacemonster headbands. They're so puffy and cute!

Haruta !!oXl7ucSdGJJ Tue Jun 18 22:51:35 2013 No.6919926 [DELETED]

>>6919868
>and held my hands
Too lewd, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Just kidding. Stick in there, you'll get over it. I'm relatively the same as you, and nowadays, I tend to be really chill about stuff like socializing with the opposing gender. Hang out with a group of friends where the girls regularly outnumber the guys and this'll happen to you.

Also, if you've never kissed a girl, expect your first time to suck. First girl I ever kissed told me I was a 4 out of 10.

Sorry for being preachy, just felt like I could offer up a side dish of encouragement.

On topic for the thread, I love cosplay and cosplayers, but I've still never done it myself. I want to do something I can really remember for my first time, and I want to make it myself instead of buying a completed one. This has gotten me to still not buy any supplies I need, nor find out how to sew anything properly. For now, I'm just a groupie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:54:35 2013 No.6919932 File: 94 KB, 527x417, 1339924680001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6919854 > I'm an aspie Were you actually diagnosed by a professional? If not, fuck off, you attention whore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:55:05 2013 No.6919934 >>6919545 Yes. >>6919802 No.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 22:56:35 2013 No.6919937

>>6919847
I don't pretend I don't like the community but I'm not openly hostile to them. I'd rather just not be bothered, especially online where if they act like a bitch and you point it out, they just resort to "u mad" and act like they were trolling all along.

>>	boxingbro !!tdBxp+oyB7l Tue Jun 18 22:58:35 2013 No.6919941 File: 4 KB, 210x230, IMG_0067.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6919925 You shouldn't, but no one gaf I once said to a girl that I liked her cosplay and listened to her for like an hour to have sex with her teehee

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:01:35 2013 No.6919944 >>6919925 YOU might not be able to...

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:03:36 2013 No.6919949

>>6919932
This just in, but a "professional" opinion is almost as valid as someone who's entire knowledge of psychology comes from Wikipedia.

Sometimes more valid, sure. But sometimes less even.

Psychologists are the snake oil merchants of modern times.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:04:05 2013 No.6919955

>>6919932
not that anon, but i was told to fuck off repeatedly for as you call it, "attention whoring" by friends and family when i insisted something must be wrong and i needed help until i got to someone who correctly diagnosed me.
Before that doctor I had been prescribed no fewer than three medications that fucked with my head that i did not need. (bipolar, add,ect)
Hans Aspergers tested on males exclusively, so the females who would have muddled up the precious data are pretty much fucked.
Please don't judge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:04:35 2013 No.6919952 >>6919932 Yes, I was. I don't understand people who claim to have illnesses they haven't been diagnosed with. Why so aggressive? I'm genuinely curious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:04:35 2013 No.6919953 File: 1.16 MB, 967x1005, 1327058129889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6919755 Dear sweet lord. Well done OP, sounds like you dodged a bullet. Hope prom was way more fun than it would've been with this asshat!

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:04:35 2013 No.6919954

My friends and I dress like normal fags/"preps": J. Crew, Lacoste, basic normal people clothing.

We all frequent 4chan and /cgl/ and BTB and make fun of people who wear lolita at our college who look like lace monsters or just ita as fuck.

>girls wearing thigh-high shiny boots with a stiletto heel
>girls wearing bodyline and claiming it's brand
>girls who wear their normal hair and don't even style it
>girls who wear loud and messy makeup with their lolita, like kuro lolitas wearing gyaru-tier makeup with blue eyeshadow
>girls who wear Lime Crime
>girls who try and pass off a ModCloth dress as lolita
>girls who complain about being posted to /cgl/
>girls who wear lolita to parties where it definitely doesn't belong (live indie concerts where everyone else is in jeans and a shirt, parties with DJs and vodka and electrohouse)
>girls who wear lolita to class
>girls who wear pettis but don't know how to walk gracefully in them

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:06:35 2013 No.6919960

>>6919840
I don't blame you. If the members of the fanbase who you know in real life are annoying or have no self-control it's perfectly acceptable to do this. I've done this at numerous cons with all kinds of fandoms. Sometimes it's just necessary for your mental health.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:07:36 2013 No.6919963 >>6919949 Kiss my doctorate-bearing ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:08:05 2013 No.6919966 File: 108 KB, 390x329, 5716_fa9d_390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6919954 You're a bully and a piece of shit, and someday a pissed-off lolita is going to beat you to within an inch of her life with a melty moon bag containing a brick.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:10:36 2013 No.6919969

I cosplay at half the cons I go to, but to this day I have never cosplayed as an anime character.

That's the only one I have because nothing ever happens to me, every time I go I feel completely alone until someone talks to me about my costume. I'd go with groups but I have no friends who like this stuff, and I don't want to join a group because I'm really insecure and pessimistic so I worry that either everyone will be kind of a dick, there'll be a "that guy" or I'll be "that guy." It's getting to the point where I'm only going to panels or the game room when I'm not eating. I guess that's a confession, sorry for bitching.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:11:05 2013 No.6919971

>>6919954

Oh also:

>be normalfag
>get to know everyone, not just people with my same interests

>cosplay kids all stick together
>all wear really shitty closet cosplays but expect to be praised to high heavens
>lots of skinnyfats to regular fats
>a few anorexics that are still skinnyfat
>they all try to sexy up their costumes
>all look flabby and gross, even the skinnies
>awkward as fuck IRL and smelly
>stay the fuck away

>learn about my normalfag friend's hobbies
>turns out some of them do cosplay
>their cosplays are 10x better than the ones the asshole lifeplayers wear
>they only wear them to cons but they put a shitton of effort into their few cosplays vs. just putting together random shit to make a new cosplay every week
>work out at the gym so they're not skinnyfats and they can actually look fucking amazing in their cosplays
>cosplays are accurate and not extra "sexy"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:13:36 2013 No.6919972 File: 77 KB, 900x720, Double_Facepalm_by_Narcrotic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6919949 >My face when you obviously don't have a degree in anything if you can say that with a straight face

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:13:36 2013 No.6919973

>>6919966

Stay ita! If you're a weirdass, a liar, or knock into people with a petticoat all the time, people will talk about it.

There are some people that do lolita and cosplay well. They aren't dicks about it and don't try and shove it in everyone's faces 24/7, like during class and meals. They also don't try and force it into parties. It's awkward as fuck to see someone try and drink keg beer from a teacup.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:15:35 2013 No.6919977

>>6919579
>>6919882
>>6919925
>>6919941
>>6919944
My fucking god people, POT. BROWNIES. They taste delicious, have the same effect, and you don't get smoke everywhere that irritates my eyes under my contacts and smells like an illegal substance and it gets all in my clothes so now the police dogs are gonna rip my balls off as well.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:17:35 2013 No.6919982
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okay, I've never come on to this board but I need you guys to answer something for me. This is not a troll thread, I'm legitimately curious to your thoughts. So I ran across this Cosplay Deviants thing, and I gotta know. Is this a cheap way to get nerds to give them money for a form of smut or do people legitimately like dressing up, taking most of it off and pose naked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:18:05 2013 No.6919985 >>6919982 should I just make this it's own thread or does it belong here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:19:05 2013 No.6919988 >>6919982 Did you mean to post a real thread? If so, misfire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:20:05 2013 No.6919991 >>6919985 You should make a new thread.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:23:05 2013 No.6919997

>>6919977
I'm sorry that I'm the first one to tell you, but a lot of people are able to smoke under the radar. We just know how to cover it up.

And you can cry about how you smell it on all these dirty hippies.,,but those of us who really care to cover it up don't get caught, You wouldn't be able to discern us from the rest of the crowd, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:25:06 2013 No.6920006 >>6919997 I know they exist, it's just that I never get that luck and it smells like the fucking Mystery Machine everywhere these people go. captcha: clear gonsif

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:25:36 2013 No.6920004 >>6919579 I wish you would have gotten arrested.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:26:36 2013 No.6920007
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>>6919952
>>6919955
If you look at internet aspies, every first one is a self-diagnosed, pity seeking attention whore seeking to justify their failings by claiming illness. Life does not work that way. Having a PD doesn't excuse you, it only explains your flaws so you can better cope with them and try to not let them influence your life. And assburgers is ADD of today, in any case. It's misdiagnosed so much it loses all meaning. You may just be awkward and not very witty and voilà, you're a member of the proud for nothing aspie tribe. Not only that, but there was a huge fucking mistake in describing the patients as having average to above the average intelligence. That harmful myth, tirelessly perpetuated by aspie wannabes, is the reason people are so ready to accept it. Face it: Asperger's is just mild autism, but autism still. It means its sufferers are unimaginative, slow of wit, barely capable of anything but routine, and just not very bright in general. So when I see someone declaring themselves to be aspies OTI, I ask if they're actually diagnosed. If no, then they're just attention whores who can't get a life; if yes, then they're just retards and it's no surprise they have no friends because nobody interesting wants to be friends with an autist. Seriously, seek a better diagnosis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:28:35 2013 No.6920016 >>6919579 >stoned YOU WERE THAT BITCH IN MILKY PLANET

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:28:35 2013 No.6920021

>>6919971
I hide my power level. Thank god because my college has some massive weebs. I see a few girls that wear cat ears and/or tails every. fucking. day.
I'm sorry but once you're over the age of 16 and you wear that shit out in public there's just something wrong with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:30:05 2013 No.6920028 >>6919973 > implying I'm a lolita So other people being awkward or acting weird somehow justifies you being an asshole? Go back to seventh grade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:30:05 2013 No.6920029 >>6919977 Or vaporize. With so many non rude options to get high I now think that people who smoke pot in the presence of non participants are assholes. I don't mind you getting high- I just don't want to smell it.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:31:05 2013 No.6920031

>>6920021

We basically have:

>the shitty Lolitas that would have called themselves Goths or emo a few years ago
>Homestuck kids, holy shit
>cosplay kids
>otherkin/furries

I made a joke in class about my dwarf wizard being a "otherkin elf" and some otherkin girl with catears went off about how that's offensive to otherkin.

>not knowing the history of the term
>not realizing it was originally used by people who thought they were elves
>being tumblr enough to call it misappropriation when I used it even though it was misappropriation on the furry's part to use it at all

I ignored her and she shut up eventually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:31:35 2013 No.6920030 >>6920021 Dear lord, at college? Poor Anon.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:32:05 2013 No.6920034

>>6920028

>talking about weirdasses privately with my friends
>being an asshole
>forgetting what board you're on

Good job. It's okay to talk about itas anonymously when you don't know them online, with other people you don't know, but not okay to talk about it IRL with friends when you do know them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:34:05 2013 No.6920038 >>6920007 Oddly enough, I'm actually remarkably imaginative and creative with slightly above average intelligence. So either my doctor is wrong, or I'm an anomaly. Or you're wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:34:35 2013 No.6920035 >>6920016 Umm...no. No,

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:35:06 2013 No.6920041 >>6920021 At my college, there's this girl who wears a long, tangled as fuck grey/silver wig. My friends and started joking around that it was Sephiroth cosplay, but yeah. It was definitely a cosplay wig.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:45:06 2013 No.6920062

>>6920038
Your doctor is wrong. That happens, especially with people in psy profession. As I said, Asperger's gets misdiagnosed a lot, because people, even shrinks, have no idea what mild autism is like. Unless you're not unlike Chris-chan, autism isn't the best go-to explanation for awkward behaviour. And maybe you don't need a diagnosis at all: some people just have life problems, and they don't come from a single source. If you find trouble living normally, don't think you're the only one. Sometimes, there's no diagnosis for having less than perfect personal life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:48:05 2013 No.6920070 >>6920038 >>6920062 And that's why they took Aspergers out of the DSMV.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:50:05 2013 No.6920079 >>6920021 >>6920021 here Really? I've seen a girl with a nasty white wig on my campus. Are you in Ohio by chance?

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:52:05 2013 No.6920083

I honestly have a terrible face for cosplay and my body shape isn't that great either, I just try my very best on each costume to make it as good as I can make it. I still know that I will never be a good one b/c of my face. It kinda sucks, but I love the hobby so much I can't stop.

Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:53:05 2013 No.6920087

I love ageplay looking prints.
I adore Dreamy Baby Room, Toy Fantasy, Toy Parade, all of them.
I want to dress myself in nothing but sugary sweet, over the top, pastel vomit. I keep telling myself to try classic but I just don't care for classic or gothic.
I don't have a sewing machine. I don't know how to use one. I hand sew or buy all my cosplays.
I act nice to other cosplayers then laugh at how they look with my friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:56:05 2013 No.6920092 File: 66 KB, 300x425, evawhite_article.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920083 also I like the white eyeliner on the bottom lash line, applied like pic related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:58:36 2013 No.6920099 >>6920083 Are you me? ;~; I love making costumes but I hate having to wear them, but I wouldn't want to make them for anyone else.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:04:06 2013 No.6920112
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People tell me they love my coordinates and some people even say I'm an inspiration to them. This comes as a huge surprise to me because I think they're mediocre to decent, nothing amazing to deserve all this praise.

I'm afraid people just say that because I'm skinny and wear brand.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:09:05 2013 No.6920126
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I like to wear diapers under my gowns and dresses.

Whenever someone finds out, I tell them it's for convenience because of how big or poofy the dresses are, and they always seem to buy it because, hey, it makes sense.

But I'm secretly kinda getting off on being diapered in public without anyone knowing. Also, I'm super into age-play, so I'm mostly like how >>6920087 feels with the whole babyish colors and prints thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:14:35 2013 No.6920134 >>6920126 Just wear bloomers over them, no one will know or find out. Also calling bs because if anyone found out they wouldn't accept such a lame excuse.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:15:35 2013 No.6920136
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Smoking weed in a hotel is way easier than you might think. I do it all the time, as long as you smoke in the bathroom with the fan/ shower on no one has to know. We went as far as keeping two bongs and half an oz. in our hotel room and nobody fucked with us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:17:35 2013 No.6920141 >>6920134 Well when I cosplay, I tend to wear costumes that are most certainly not stall friendly.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:20:06 2013 No.6920146

>>6920087
I love all the pastel "ageplayish" looking prints too, anon and I also enjoy wearing classic. It's so funny looking at my wardrobe because it's like, Toy Parade, Milky Planet, Sugary Carnival, BAM florals and gates. AP's cute little mascot characters are just too adorable, I love rainbow colors, and I don't even care.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:22:05 2013 No.6920148 >>6920126 Do you actually put them to use or just wear them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:31:36 2013 No.6920158 File: 343 KB, 436x468, 1327120125085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920148 Well... sometimes I do...

>>	AnonKitty Wed Jun 19 00:33:36 2013 No.6920163 >>6919666 Dis feel but in NC >:

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:36:06 2013 No.6920165 /cgl/ please don't hit me but... >this year will be my first cosplay. >pokemon genderbend >half of it is closet cosplay I don't know, I feel horrible. Can I get any opinions on this or tips to not look like an idiot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:37:36 2013 No.6920166 File: 32 KB, 192x193, 1369360570566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920158 Imagining a girl in a frilly lolita dress actually carrying 2 pounds of shit under that puffy skirt gives me feels.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:39:36 2013 No.6920169 >>6920166 and then it smudges all over your but and the smell...and the E. coli... and what if it leaks on your brand and...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:40:36 2013 No.6920170 >>6920165 Don't closet cosplay. And which character is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:41:36 2013 No.6920171 >>6920166 >>6920169 Whoa whoa. I don't mess them. Only wetting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:44:06 2013 No.6920176 File: 289 KB, 640x480, CRIES REPENT THY SIN.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920170 But it's only the shorts so... It's Brock. I feel like I need to go to the church of /cgl/ and repent

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:47:36 2013 No.6920179 >>6920171 WHAT IF THE PEE LEAKS GURL. and the piss is all over your brand and then you're all soggy and it falls down your leg and shit my god girl I'm sorry I'm in a "lol let me come up with random nasty shit" mood

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:47:36 2013 No.6920180 File: 97 KB, 500x407, 1371056312695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sometimes I go to Craiglist hoping to build up the courage to find a sugar daddy. However I'm too much of a coward to reply to any post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:54:06 2013 No.6920188 >>6920180 I'm in the same shameful boat, Anon. I've had a couple replies, but I'm always terrified to meet them in person and chicken out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:54:06 2013 No.6920189 >>6920180 > searching for sugardaddies > on Craiglist Um, yeah. Don't do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:55:07 2013 No.6920190 >>6919868 You virgin guys are gross. Stop thinking you'll find a girl who'll like you here.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:01:36 2013 No.6920199
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>>6920126
>>6920158
>>6920171
I sincerely hope you find your prince charming one day who will accept your curious interests. If it wasn't for the anonymous nature of this board I'd offer myself as I find the image you create extremely appealing to the point where I might want to help you change out of a soggy pair.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:03:37 2013 No.6920204
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>>6920176
Hey, everybody starts some where. And it seems you've researched your character well. My first cosplay was a closet TCC-tan(no make-up derp face, un-styled wig) and my next will be alternatives of Miku, TF 2 and Mio, all ridiculously overdone, but I don't care, I'm doing them as well as I can for the love of the character.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:06:36 2013 No.6920212 >>6920189 Illuminate me please

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:07:06 2013 No.6920215 >>6920188 It also doesn't help the fact that I live in a town tiny as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:12:07 2013 No.6920219 >>6920204 Gaaah, thank you anon ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:15:08 2013 No.6920224 File: 243 KB, 1320x780, pampered princess.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920199 Thanks! I'm always surprised how many people I talk to on 4chan are supportive and encouraging for this kind of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:15:37 2013 No.6920225 >>6920212 Come on? Searching for sponsors on Craiglist? You must be either desperate or clueless.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:17:37 2013 No.6920227

>>6920176
I think closet cosplay gets a bad rap around these parts it doesn't really deserve. An inaccurate, poorly put together closet cosplay is no worse than an inaccurate, poorly made handmade or commissioned cosplay. Not all closet cosplayers are doing it to be lazy; some characters just wear suits or trenchcoats or baseball caps or other things that a person could conceivably already own, or could more easily find than create. If a cosplayer's heart is in it, there's still effort involved; I've spent months scouring thrift stores and malls for the perfect piece for a future cosplay.

Someday, ninth Doctor jacket, someday.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:23:36 2013 No.6920236

I'm the only remotely alternative dressing person at my college. I dress in gothic lolita, and have this one girl follow me around in classes hoping to be picked for group activities with me. She has a cheap $50 corset made out of some crappy red and black satin that she wears over the same twilight shirt every week. She gushes over my outfits - tells me she will mug me for my shoes, pretty much mock-glares at me and tells me she's sooo jealous. Her mum won't let her buy new shoes without permission and looking at them first. This girl is over 18...the fuck...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:23:36 2013 No.6920237 >>6920227 > ninth Doctor So you're at least an 8.5, right?

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:24:37 2013 No.6920239

>>6920204
This! I started out with thrift/closet cosplays a few years ago and I'm working my way up to gradually more complex props and sewing. For now, Homestuck and My Little Pony. Someday, Final Fantasy and Tron.

My girlfriend's thrown a loop in my perfect system by talking me into a Star Wars cosplay for Dragon*con, but it works on paper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:25:37 2013 No.6920240 >>6920237 >badumtish

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:27:36 2013 No.6920242 >>6920239 >Tron >perfect system That was... not on purpose

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:28:36 2013 No.6920245 >>6920227 Aaah, thank you anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:36:38 2013 No.6920267 >>6920166 Oh god, original OPM looked awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:39:36 2013 No.6920269 >>6919934 Dear god. How do you not feel bad? Like, do you not even a little bit?!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:42:07 2013 No.6920276 >>6920269 What do you expect from a whore?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:42:36 2013 No.6920275 >>6920267 > OPM I'm new to /cgl/, what does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:43:07 2013 No.6920277 >>6920275 One-Punch Man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:44:37 2013 No.6920278 >>6920269 Why would she feel bad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:50:06 2013 No.6920290 >>6920278 Damn, son. Did you read the story? She had sex with some guy because he was hot, when she did still have a boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:51:07 2013 No.6920293 File: 288 KB, 1024x576, 1350575002273.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920290 …And?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:53:07 2013 No.6920295 >>6920294 Did you forget where we are?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:53:36 2013 No.6920294 >>6920293 are you really

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:59:06 2013 No.6920306

>>6920293

In doing so, she has admitted to being a terribly undesirable partner.

Someone that isn't to be trusted with anything important.
It in a way proves being vastly more immature than someone for being "beta", as you might say.
It is unfair to the other person in the relationship. Unless it is open, which it is implied not to be, then she is saying she needs more whilst expecting herself to be enough for her partner.
Dishonest people aren't desired in any culture that I know of.
etc, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:03:36 2013 No.6920312 File: 33 KB, 454x454, 1365158369287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920306 She didn't sell her boyfriend's house while he wasn't looking. She just had sex with a guy because he's hot. Seriously, chill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:11:06 2013 No.6920324 I am a sugar baby/sex worker. And no, you definitely shouldn't be looking on Craigslist, christ's sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:14:36 2013 No.6920328 >>6920324 Where should I be looking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:14:36 2013 No.6920329 File: 451 KB, 400x223, tumblr_mc9w5e5dZY1rt29oeo1_400.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920324 Where did you find yours?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:15:37 2013 No.6920334 File: 9 KB, 162x147, 1369901967689.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920324 Do you cosplay when "at work"?

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:18:06 2013 No.6920338

>>6920328
>>6920329
There are tons of sites. The most reputable are seekingarrangement.com, sugardaddie.com, whatsyourprice.com, misstravel.com, and ashleymadison.com. I've used SA and WYP.

SA and SD are strictly for sugar arrangements, though you will run into guys trying to get sex for free on every site. WYP is a dates-for-money thing- they offer a price, you accept or deny for a first date only. What happens after that is up to you. Miss Travel is strictly a travel dealio, and Ashley Madison is for cheating husbands but some SD material is on there.

If you are really interested and want to educate yourself, stalk the "sugar baby" tag on tumblr and for the love of god do a lot of research before asking stupid questions/jumping into a "date" and getting yourself killed.

>>	SBAnon Wed Jun 19 02:19:06 2013 No.6920340 >>6920334 Bahaha no! But both of my SDs are aware of my cosplay. Oh, and I got one from SA and one from WYP, which are the only two sites I've used so far.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 05:58:12 2013 No.6920498 >>6920038 Don't worry anon. Most aspies are creative and imaginative. The people on here can't seem to believe the fact that not every aspie is a lolcow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 06:11:38 2013 No.6920507 >>6920312 Magina chan, pls go.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 06:15:37 2013 No.6920508

>>6920007
>If you look at internet aspies, every first one is a self-diagnosed, pity seeking attention whore seeking to justify their failings by claiming illness
And here's the shocker - most of the self-diagnosed losers are actually right. It's only teenage girls who claim to be Aspies for attention, men usually don't do it for attention since they can't get any from it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 06:16:37 2013 No.6920509 File: 236 KB, 655x919, 1367747612485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920062 I can't tell if you're trolling or genuinely this stupid.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 06:19:37 2013 No.6920512

>>6919963
Enjoy having no job.

>>6919972
Actually I have a Bachelor's degree in Computer Science. As part of my study programme I could choose from many vocational humanitarian subjects as well. I had psychology for one semester, 4 hours a week. I can say with a certainty that I know way more than a random piece of shit like you, and probably more than the average "psychology student" on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 06:21:37 2013 No.6920513 >>6920512 Also, I didn't stop studying yet, fyi, I'm not stopping until I get my CS doctorate. Not that it isn't already worth much more than your shitty doctorate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 06:24:37 2013 No.6920516 ITT www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zfzka5VwRc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 07:35:07 2013 No.6920551 I don't wear panties under my bloomers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 08:02:08 2013 No.6920570 >>6920512 your an faggot

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 08:03:38 2013 No.6920573

>>6920507
Don't you fucking dare call me a mangina.

Every day I have a dream about what's it like to be a female.

Just today I dreamed about going to McDonalds. I ordered a cheeseburger and a Cola. The fat lady at the country intermediately asked if I want a Diet Cola. And when I said no, some guy took the Cola she gave me and drank it.

Almost all the tables we're filled with men, and I was relatively attractive. I could feel their stares, looking at me, undressing me with their eyes. I went to the table with the least men - just two guys. One of them looked like a Beta nerd. He immediately asked me to be his girlfriend. Politely, I decided to ignore it and pretend he wasn't there. When I wanted to enjoy my meal (which suddenly turned from a cheeseburger to a healthy meal of rice and lean meat), the other guy, who was sitting next to the nerd and bullying him, started bothering me. Apparently I caught his attention by not replying to his "friend".

He literally put his hand in my mean and grabbed some of it with his filthy hands, saying "eaaaaat biiiiatch!". And then he threw it on my hair. Nobody else came to my help. I guess he was too Alpha for the rest of the men there. I tried to stop myself from crying, and I just silently ate my meal with teary eyes, ignoring his chauvinistic comments regarding my female body. And the worst thing is that I also felt a bit attracted to him, because he was good looking, and I had low self esteem from all the bullying he did, so my douchebag shield was at extremely low levels.

I quickly finished my meal and ran away.

And then I woke up. It was one of the worst dreams I had. Any guy who tells me that "hurr durr being a girl is like playing on Easy Difficulty!" is a misogynistic prick. I can't imagine what it would be to deal with shit like that every day, to accept that as a mundane part of my life. I thoroughly checked my white straight male privilege after I brushed my teeth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 08:04:08 2013 No.6920576 >>6920512 >look gaiz I had psych for one semester >I no soooo much Fuck off. I don't even like psych but you sound like an arrogant twat. Oh, and spoiler alert: nobody really believes Freud anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 08:04:38 2013 No.6920575 >>6920573 *put his hand in my meal

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 08:09:08 2013 No.6920577 >>6920576 o-O-ooOh, really? man that really reked my shit we've had exactly one lesson regarding the entirety of Freud's work and our lecturer made it obvious that it's bullshit amusing but bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 08:10:38 2013 No.6920579 >>6920573 >be a decently attractive girl >get some cleavage going on >stream League of legends on twitch dot tv >earn more cash than a doctor How is being a girl not playing on easy mode? The entire system is rigged so you'll have it easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 08:10:38 2013 No.6920580 >>6920573 *fat lady at the counter Man, I cannot even type properly... that's just how distraught I am.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 08:12:08 2013 No.6920581 >>6920577 Wow, tell me more about your one semester date with psych and how you know ~everything~ about it including the entirety of DSM-IV then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 08:16:09 2013 No.6920583 File: 261 KB, 300x306, clap.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920573 A tumblr hero.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 08:50:09 2013 No.6920614
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>>6920498
>>6920509
Oh look, aspies with hurt feelings. I'm really sorry replying to me took time from making breakthroughs in arts and sciences. You could have done so much in that minute and a half.
> Most aspies are creative and imaginative.
Autists are definitely neither creative nor imaginative; that's part of the definition. Aspies are autists. More than that, assburgers doesn't even exist, it's not recognised as a valid diagnosis anymore. Therefore, you're an idiot. Seriously, do you really believe that there exists a condition a severe form of which makes you functionally retarded, but a mild form assures you a genius? No, fucking really? You aren't living in a fairy tale.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 08:58:38 2013 No.6920625

>>6920508
Maybe dudes don't diagnose themselves to get attention. But they definitely do it to justify being failures. Assburgers is popular for one simple reason: Hans Asperger did a mistake and claimed asspies were smart. He couldn't have baked a better justification cake even if he tried his best: aspies are incompatible with RL, but it's not their fault, and oh, they're definitely smart! I'm honestly surprised why doesn't every first nerd declare having assburgers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:06:09 2013 No.6920631 I make secrets about lolitas in my city who have angered me but I never post them to BtB. The process of making the secret is enough to vent my frustration so I do not save them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:10:38 2013 No.6920633 File: 33 KB, 400x400, absinthian_collection_-_muse_de_boheme_sugar_bowl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920338 What are other places to get information? Never crossed my mind to be a sugar baby, but the whole concept intrigues me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:16:38 2013 No.6920638 >>6920631 I do something similar, we're good anons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:19:08 2013 No.6920642 >>6920633 This pic reminds me: is Absinthe + cons a terribad idea?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:20:08 2013 No.6920647 >>6920579 >How is being a girl not playing on easy mode? Being unattractive, that's how.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:21:38 2013 No.6920648
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Being a girl sucks because people automatically assume things about you.

Being a boy also sucks because people also automatically assume things about you.

Being a human in general sucks because people assume things about you. This will never change.

However, sometimes people don't assume things about you, and those sometimes are the things that make life seem to suck a little less.

So let's all just try our best not to assume things. About anyone. It'd be a favor to the world and yourself.

Sage because this is some stupid bullshit you guys should've figured out already and you're all derailing the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:22:39 2013 No.6920649 >>6920625 But it's true. The typical Assburger is smarter than the iPod/twitter/facebook pleb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:23:09 2013 No.6920653 >>6920649 You should probably just cut to the chase and say the average internet hikki is dumber than your typical aspie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:23:39 2013 No.6920651 >>6919526 hey pirate toaster you little whore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:25:09 2013 No.6920657 >>6920649 Where's proof? There's tons of proof that autists are fucking retarded, but not a single research or anything of the sort done on aspies specifically. I call deliberate disinformation.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:30:38 2013 No.6920666

Inb4 I'm a bitch, I know and I don't give a shit.

I've been sleeping with this woman's boyfriend for almost two years. If she hadn't of wrote so many loli_secrets and talked so much shit about me on /cgl/ I would have never even considered it.

The funniest part is that her fat ugly bf is madly in love with me, and while she lives a six hour drive away, I'm getting ready to move in with him. I don't even want him, I'm just going so that I won't have to work again.

I know it sounds positively crazy, but I'm actually trying to get pregnant with his baby right now, and once my QT azn baby pops out I can leech of off him forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:35:08 2013 No.6920674 >>6920666 You're so white trash.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:35:08 2013 No.6920675

>>6920657
Why do you think the original research claims they are more intelligent? There's no doubt that they're much better for certain tasks that require mental input than plebs (mathematics, programming, physics, chemistry... things that you get called an autist for liking, duh, what a coincidence).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:35:08 2013 No.6920676 >>6920666 6/10, had me going till the pregnant part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:36:08 2013 No.6920681 File: 25 KB, 160x120, 1344665735125.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920666 I have never hated anyone on the internet as much as I do right now. Please for the love of god tell me you're trolling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:36:38 2013 No.6920679 File: 453 KB, 500x667, 1361366605435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920666 Jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:37:08 2013 No.6920683 >>6920676 I'm serious bro. I've been poking holes in condoms and everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:38:38 2013 No.6920684 >>6920666 Why do you expect it to be cute and Asian?

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:41:08 2013 No.6920688

>>6920614
it's not a matter of creative/imaginative/genius

one of the things about autism/aspergers is people can get fixated on one particular subject and try to learn every last minutia about it, thus making them look smart

you know, like your average x-aboo or nerd

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:41:09 2013 No.6920690
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>>6920666
A bitch? Nah. Just batshit fucking crazy. Your choice of actions is irrational.
Sleeping with a person you consider ugly just to get at someone? Irrational. There's no point in getting revenge on someone if they have no clue about it, and you probably didn't even think as far as moving in with him.
Moving in with a person you don't even like just so you don't have to work? And, considering you didn't mention money, he probably isn't even that well off? Irrational. If you want a sugar daddy, get a sugar daddy, not some poor fuck just because he's easy.
Having a child with someone just so they have nowhere to run from you? Irrational. You'd be burning all the bridges back, and I'm sure as hell you don't want to live with that guy for the rest of your life, not to mention having unwanted baggage in the form of children.
If you want to be a bitch, be a bitch. Just do it right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:46:08 2013 No.6920702 File: 635 KB, 220x165, excuse me while i laugh to myself.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920666 You sound perfectly well adjusted.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:47:38 2013 No.6920705

>>6920675
> There's no doubt that they're much better for certain tasks that require mental input than plebs
Yeah, that's true, they're good for certain tasks. Performing routine, that is. Sciences require creativity, and people who are used to routine can't do it. I haven't heard of a single sperg scientist.
> things that you get called an autist for liking
That's why I said people don't understand autism. Being awkward socially doesn't make you an autist. People seem to miss that.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 09:54:08 2013 No.6920714

>>6920684
He's a ching chong. Shit will be so fucking kawaii.

>>6920690
He deserves everything that he gets, cheating on his bitch gf for two years.

I date other guys, and he knows it. He's the kind of guy who only ever wants things out of his grasp. I'm a trophy for him, and it suits us both. Just because I'm a shitty girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to be a shitty mother.

Sugar daddies are full of pretense and I hate the whole deal, I tried it once and never again.

I hate this guy's gf and I want to crush her feels, he's not entirely unbearable, I want a baby and I don't want to work. Looks like a win on every front.

>>6920702
Huehuheuhe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 10:00:38 2013 No.6920716 File: 87 KB, 800x622, asian-baby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920714 >the result

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 10:04:08 2013 No.6920723 I don't care about anime any more. I just go to conventions because my friends can get me in for free and it's a great excuse to take a weekend off for partying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 10:05:08 2013 No.6920725 File: 425 KB, 500x282, oooo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6919934 Completely believable, well done, that'll show her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 10:05:38 2013 No.6920724 >>6920716 That thing would rip your vagina when it comes out. Just sayin.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 10:10:08 2013 No.6920730

>>6920714
>I'm a shitty girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to be a shitty mother.
if you're admittedly a shitty girlfriend there's a pretty good chance you're a shitty person in general, and most certainly will be a shitty mother. not that it would stop you from breeding or anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 10:13:38 2013 No.6920735 >>6919526 Not PirateToaster, drop the vendetta.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 10:19:39 2013 No.6920740
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>>6920714
> He deserves everything that he gets, cheating on his bitch gf for two years.
So cheating is okay when you do it, but for others it's damnation? Yeah, I see you're completely honest with yourself.
> I hate this guy's gf and I want to crush her feels
You know that by this point you invested in revenge more than she invested in what made you want revenge in the first place, right? Like someone didn't return you your $15, so you go on and spend $15000 on smearing their name so they know not to fuck with you. You obviously don't know how to manage resources.
> he's not entirely unbearable
Quote, "not entirely", unquote. So you intend to spend your best years with a "not entirely unbearable" "fat ugly" dude who won't give you what you want? You can do better than that.
> I want a baby
From him? You know, ugly people usually don't have beautiful children. Do you really want to cringe every time you look at your offspring?
> I don't want to work
Then find someone who'll provide. Just don't get yourself into a situation where you know you made the worst possible decision, but backing down isn't an option.
> Looks like a win on every front.
It isn't. It really isn't. I'm saying that because I just want to help, because I'm tired of seeing people make mistakes they'll regret as soon as they'll understand that they can't reverse their decisions. There are options to do what you want, options far better than what you chose for yourself.
>>6920730
> hurr my reactionary values durr

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:02:39 2013 No.6920784 >>6920714 > he deserves all this shit > and I don't expect karma to come around on me dear god, wut. I hope your plan works out, eh. then in ten years you'll realize the mistake you've made.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:06:39 2013 No.6920788 File: 19 KB, 325x213, 1356321864377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920784 > believing in karma No! No! Quickly, someone tell me seagulls aren't that fucking stupid.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:09:39 2013 No.6920791

>>6920666
You do realize that even if you leech off of him he can leave you and you'll have to stay with the baby, right?

I mean if you think about it the only one who is fucking her life up is you.

Also lal at

>Don't have to work again.

You'll have to raise a child and that'll make up for it.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:14:08 2013 No.6920799

>>6920714
So you've technically gone out of your way because of stupid gossip and drama?

The one who'll keep the shitty person is you, not her. She'll eventually move on, find another dude, be happy with him while you still have that piece of shit by your side fathering your children and being your only resource of income. In the long run you're doing her a favor.

How stupid can you get?

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:15:40 2013 No.6920800

Just found out my friend is one of those swj warriors. She says black people cannot, by definition, be racist, etc etc etc.
>white people had it coming
>no offense to you too (points to me, im half, and one other friend)
>point out shes being a huge fucking hypocrite.
>white friend who "hates all white people" advocating this bullshit
>she used the term "white privilege"
> me thinking ' oh my fucking god you did not just tumblrfag this goddamn drinking game.'

We're on a trip in the middle of WV. I'm thinking of leaving her ass here.

I don't go on tumblr, but isn't there some black poster who goes on to say the stupidest shit about how white people cosplaying black characters is racist or some shit? I need that name if anyone has it. that or I need to get my friend off tumblr.

COSPLAY RELATED :
Convention panels are getting lame. Super fucking lame. Like I don't even want to go to the con anymore.
Also, I hardly ever buy anything from the AA. Sorry guys, no offense...it's just never of any characters I like. Like sgt. frog, outlaw star, Pun Pun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:16:17 2013 No.6920801 >>6920800 *SJW Don't know why I said warrior twice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:18:18 2013 No.6920803 >>6919954 >Lacoste And you have the audacity to make fun of people you fucking pleb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:25:08 2013 No.6920810 >>6920004 I didn't!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:25:39 2013 No.6920809 >>6920788 >doesn't believe in karma No! No! Please, someone accept all my ideas as facts, and insult those who would believe otherwise.

SBAnon Wed Jun 19 11:37:14 2013 No.6920823

>>6920633
Some of the sites, like seekingarrangement, have blogs but obviously that's all sponsored bullshit. Plenty of the more active SBs on tumblr have FAQ sections on their blogs. Honest to god, I learned everything I could on tumblr before jumping into this, and I felt like it prepared me pretty well.

The "everyday SB stories" on tumblr will help you as much as the advice posts, because they'll help you see how to deal with a bunch of different situations.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:38:48 2013 No.6920824

>>6920809
If I see an idiot being an idiot, I insult them. I always do. That's the proper way to treat idiots, lest their delusions sink in deeper. If you believe in karma, you're fucking stupid. If you believe in fate, you're fucking stupid. If you believe in afterlife, you're fucking stupid. If you believe in magical power of crystals, you're fucking stupid. You don't live in a fucking fairy tale.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:45:41 2013 No.6920834 >>6919680 Not a lolita, but I'm in Lawrenceville GA too. I cosplay though. You going to any cons around here? It'd be cool to meet someone from cgl. I promise I mostly lurk and I'm not one of the people that attacks everyone.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:48:12 2013 No.6920839

>>6920824

aww, that's cute.
you mist be such a bad ass off the internet.

And you're right. how dare someone have a different opinion on things we don't know about. how dare they.
(I'm trying to emphasize on opinions here, in case you don't pick up on that)

and I'm not going to say I believe on fairy tales, but a wise man learns from the mistakes of fools. and given the quantity of stories I've read involving someone getting messed by karma. I'd be a fool to ignore the patterns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:50:42 2013 No.6920842 >>6920824 My, I haven't seen a bigger horse cock of a person since my racist grandpa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:51:11 2013 No.6920843 >>girl sweet to everyone >>chronic liar >>likes to do things to spite people >>wonders why she gets posted to btb when she does shit I'm considering defriending her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 11:58:42 2013 No.6920854 >>6919732 that sounds like a bunch of drama for nothing

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 12:01:13 2013 No.6920863

>>6920839
> things we don't know about
We know full fucking well that bullshit like karma has no rooting in reality. Don't push your ignorance on me.
> I'm trying to emphasize on opinions here, in case you don't pick up on that
Fuck opinions. Either something exists, or it doesn't. The universe doesn't care about your opinions. If you can't provide conclusive proof as to the existence of karma, then you should shove your precious opinions so deep up your ass they will never see the light of day again.
> and given the quantity of stories I've read involving someone getting messed by karma. I'd be a fool to ignore the patterns.
Then you should also believe in Yahweh, fairies, UFO, and getting wishes granted by shooting stars. People have stories about a lot of things. You'd be a fool to actually accept them at face value.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 12:06:41 2013 No.6920872 >>6920863 do you realize that your opinions are opinions too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 12:10:12 2013 No.6920881 >>6920705 Why are you so mad about autism? Did you become a mundane burger flipper after finishing your Women's Studies degree while some autist kid is your boss?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 12:12:42 2013 No.6920884 >>6920573 I cried a little. This is what happens every time I go to a fast food restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 12:13:43 2013 No.6920887 >>6920735 >>6920725 >implying making fun of people == vendetta

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 12:16:43 2013 No.6920896

>>6920872
And what are my opinions? That 2+2=4? That the Earth is round? That Yeshua didn't walk on water like he did on ground? These aren't opinions. These are facts. Don't try to force equality of opinions card on me.
>>6920881
> autist kid
> a drooling retard as anyone's boss
Yeah, right, I see it happening.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 12:32:12 2013 No.6920918

>>6920863
>>6920896

Say at my place of work, I'm nice to everyone who walks in there. and every day, there are a few regulars who experience this consistently.
then one day I decide to get a new job. what if I apply to a very desirable business alongside many other potential employees.
now what if one of those former customers works at this new place? say that they were to "put in a good word", and I land the job?

now, mystical ninjas, or just some coincidence of nature. if karma is,"what goes around comes around". this would seem to be a realistic representation of what karma is.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 12:39:42 2013 No.6920921
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>>6920918
So you were nice and that paid by getting you a job you wanted. That, of course, proves that karma is real. But I'm not nice, not at all. I insult everyone, even my friends, constantly. And you know what? One such friend, whom I call a shit-eater and an idiot every time we talk, actually put in a word for me, so now I'm going to move to Japan to live and study there. Now talk about karma and how personal experience proves fucking nothing.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 12:40:41 2013 No.6920924
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I met a girl in a EU con that I had talked to online, she was an amazing loli, and loved what she did. I also knew that her boyfriend at the time hated what she did, and thought it was stupid, childish etc. I ended up eating her out within the first hour I had met her. She was terrified that her bf would find out. I decided to visit their home, beat the everliving shit out of her boyfriend (after some rational discourse, of course), claiming his wonderful girlfriend and stealing some of his PS2 games.
I feel about it, sometimes. I'm sure he really liked those games.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 12:49:11 2013 No.6920939

>>6920921

that's nice.
those are your friends though. the people who should like you no matter what, and have learned to deal with you.

and it sounds like you really don't mean anything you say.

though if you do, I do feel sorry. you sound like one unhappy, and ungrateful person.

>Implying Japan is best place to live.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 12:49:41 2013 No.6920937 >>6920896 Yep, you mad.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 12:57:12 2013 No.6920949

>>6920038
>>6920007
My piano teacher has mild autism and is at least average intelligence if not higher (he has a Maths/Music degree), and mostly functions as a normal member of society. You can only really tell when he plays piano, as he's technically very proficient, but his performances aren't all that expressive.

He says that a lot of parents use autism as excuses for their children's shitty behaviour, though. He's basically not allowed to reprimand autistic kids for being rude to him because 'they don't know any better'. I don't know if that's bogus diagnosis or mollycoddling on the schools' part, though.

>>	boxingbro !!tdBxp+oyB7l Wed Jun 19 12:59:42 2013 No.6920951 >>6919977 >illegal substance not where I live m80

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 13:29:42 2013 No.6920999

>>6920949
>He's basically not allowed to reprimand autistic kids for being rude to him because 'they don't know any better'.
That's actually pretty good.

All this "omg rude:(" and "racism" and "hate speech" and whatnot is an artifact of the past. We should be free to say anything we want to anyone, unless this undermines the freedom of the state that grants such laws.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 14:51:12 2013 No.6921104 >>6919666 >>6919670 >>6919680 GA cosplayer here too. Would love to hang out man, where y'all at?

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 15:03:11 2013 No.6921124

My local Homestuck comm made me never read Homestuck again and leave the fandom. (Granted, I was never an annoying shipper ~fandom blogger~ but I read the comic and could chuckle at a few of the jokes from time to time.)
And every time I look at their meetup pictures I feel disgusted because I know half of them are ignorant weeaboos in shitty cosplay who don't pay attention to anything that goes on/how they're being treated and half are trying to be elitist ~tumblr famoussSSS~ cosplayers and using each other as tools to get there (plus the the kouhai they're taking under their wings to teach them the path to selling their soul to homestuck cosplaying).

And they ALWAYS do the same characters UghHH

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 15:18:11 2013 No.6921146
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I constantly hope my group of friends will cancel on a con so I can go alone and not worry about being a good guy for once.
As a male who has a female best friend whom, (to skip the drama back story so I dont go over character limit) I love with all my heart and used to bump nasty with often, its really hard when we go to a con and women are trying to talk with me and start implying things in a closed setting. I know she wouldnt say it out loud, but it bothers her and makes me feel awkward so I have to break off alot of connections. I have a GREAT charisma score and easily a fit 8/10.
All I want to do is let loose and not feel guilty afterwards. Anyone else feel this way? Maybe not the sexy time part, but the fact that even though they are your best friends, you feel that they put a cap on the fun at cons? Especially friends of different gender.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 15:23:11 2013 No.6921155 >>6921104 About a mile or two from the downtown square near Central High. Y'all planning on going to Seishuncon? I'll be there hosting my first panels and I'm always up for suggestions. (I'm a girl btw)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 15:29:41 2013 No.6921163 Sometimes, when I feel bad about myself, I will come to /cgl/ threads and reply to every picture a girl takes of herself with "Lose X lbs."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 15:51:11 2013 No.6921200 >>6921146 I hear ya friendo, its like you have to temper yourself when you are with your buddies. Maybe you could do with your group 1 day and go solo the next?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 16:07:12 2013 No.6921234 >>6921155 Not this time around man. I thought we were gonna go, I've never been but my friend has and I was looking forward to it but we might not be able to. You in Macon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 16:13:41 2013 No.6921241 >>6921234 Gwinnett area. Not many cosplayers in my area, unfortunately. If you do go let me know. I'm guessing you're in Macon though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 16:38:11 2013 No.6921279 >>6921234 ;lol you crazy, macon is where all the zombies are

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 17:08:11 2013 No.6921336 >>6921241 Actually I'm near Gainesville. But you aren't too far from me. I'll be sure to let you know. >>6921279 Nah that's just hillbilly talk, we keep the zombies near Florida. Plentiful food source for them there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 17:08:41 2013 No.6921335 >>6920824 "What goes around comes around" is physics, though. Which is fact.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 17:11:11 2013 No.6921343 I have a secret to share. Don't tell anyone. But all women are whores. The more cuter and more innocent a girl looks, the bigger whore she is. I have made scientific research to confirm this. Trust me on this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 17:11:41 2013 No.6921344 >>6919977 I make tea with it. Shit is so cash. And fits nicely with my lolita image.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 17:12:11 2013 No.6921346 pls everyone report Denmark for nuking the Comfort/Bitch thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 17:38:12 2013 No.6921376 >>6919868 That's adorable! I'll be your first kiss, anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 17:44:12 2013 No.6921384 >>6920896 funfact the earth is not perfectly round >Yeshua >Knowing his given name makes me right hurrhurr Try reading some Thomas Doane or Henry David Thoreau and get back to me on that. Still opinions.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 17:49:41 2013 No.6921394

>>6919894
Exactly. I am a fan of HS and I will rarely cosplay it because of the people who will automatically hate me for it. I've gotten punched in the face, horns ripped off (Just Pyrope ones, but still, off came my wig), costume wrecked (I was cosplaying an ancestor), and told to my face I was scum for being a Homestuck. I mean, yeah, a lot of our fandom is crazy, but a lot of this crosses the line. I'd rather be glomped or rubbed paint on by a Homestuck, than get my wig/horns torn off and ruined, or get a nosebleed from being punched in the face (It ruined my face makeup, you jerk). Oh well, hopefully the hate-boners for HS will die down eventually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 17:52:42 2013 No.6921401 >>6920573 Epic. Simply epic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 17:58:12 2013 No.6921409 I liked being Izaya Orihara because it basically gave me a reason to be an asshole to everyone, while they thoroughly ate it up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 18:42:12 2013 No.6921481 >>6921376 100% a guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 18:49:41 2013 No.6921489 >>6919868 Same boat buddy. I turn 25 soon. I only ever cosplayed because of a girl and when she told me she found me creepy I stopped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 18:50:41 2013 No.6921493 >>6919894 Indeed. Homestuck is well written and organized, but the fandom consistently ruins it for me at meetups or conventions. There are a few of us who enjoy it that I know of but we rarely talk about it outside of the internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 18:53:41 2013 No.6921496 >>6919969 Anime cosplay is slowly dying off, except for the classics. I see more and more DC and Marvel these days though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 19:10:11 2013 No.6921520 I've come to /cgl/ off and on for the past two years... and I still have no clue what the fuck burando means.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 19:12:41 2013 No.6921525 >>6921520 brand clothes, aka what the bitchy and unfortunate lolita part of /cgl/ bitches about all the time

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 19:20:41 2013 No.6921531

>>6921496
It's one of the reasons I am planning to do a lot of my childhood anime cosplays i always wanted to but didn't have the skills/materials to do so. I dont even care if people don't recognize Devil hunter Yoko, dirty pair, or 3x3 eyes. I'm going to do it and have a great time. I really miss 10 years ago when we saw nothing but anime cosplay. Dc/marvel/MLP bullshit wasnt even a thought process at an anime con

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 19:25:11 2013 No.6921540

>>6921481
I happen to think inexperienced guys are really cute. As long as they're genuinley good people, then they are probably only inexperienced out of shyness, awkwardness, or loss of interest. I'd fuck 'em. I'm not really into whores/assholes/alphas/whatever you wanna call them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 19:25:11 2013 No.6921541 >>6921531 Well I for one cheer you on. It's when you find that one person who recognizes you that makes it all worth it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 19:26:11 2013 No.6921544 >>6921540 100% a guy. This really pathetic yo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 19:27:12 2013 No.6921546 >>6921540 You are part of a small, cherished minority and I hope you never change.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 19:28:11 2013 No.6921553 >>6921546 Men who pretend to be women isn't such a minor minority.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 19:48:12 2013 No.6921578 >>6921493 Actually, there are many more decent Homestucks than you may think.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 19:52:42 2013 No.6921585
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>>6921544
>>6921553
It's funny because I'm actually a female. Lemme guess, you're a "10/10" alphadog who likes to sleep around with easy chicks, and that makes you think you're really cool, doesn't it? Alpha, right? Hilarious. Never change, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 20:22:14 2013 No.6921614 >>6921585 Stop pretending women like you, virgin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 20:53:41 2013 No.6921643 >>6921614 >>6921585 I have no clue what's going on here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 20:54:11 2013 No.6921644 >>6921643 Some virgin dude pretending he's a femanon who likes virgin guys.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 20:59:41 2013 No.6921652
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>>6920007
>mfw I tell people I have ass burgers and people say I'm the most straight lace, funniest and well spoken person

Glad to see you're the front of knowledge when it comes to people who have asschickenburgers.

>>	arsenic !BI8jBLp0qY!!lRsXER/QIWa Wed Jun 19 21:12:41 2013 No.6921667 >>6921481 >>6921544 >>6921553 >>6921644 Wow /cgl/ hates virgin guys this much? But they're usually so cute and nice and are the friendliest people ever. Give them a chance.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 21:16:12 2013 No.6921672
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>>6920224
My /cgl/ secret is relevant!

My girlfriend wears lolita and is a complete submissive, and I've begun to make her wear diapers underneath her dresses. It's wonderfully appropriate. As someone else said, if there are bloomers involved then nobody knows, but... sometimes the thrill of it is part of the amusement.

I'm actually pleasantly surprised to see someone being so open about this fetish here. You go, girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 21:21:11 2013 No.6921678 >>6921672 My fetish is women.

丂c尺ﾉ乃乃ﾚ乇丂 !!0u0gyhLnJLg Wed Jun 19 21:23:23 2013 No.6921685

I posted this one before but every time I think about it I start laughing uncontrollably.
>God awful artist selling god awful drawing in Artist Alley
>It's Sunday and she hasn't sold a single thing.
>She looks really depressed (I guess for being a shitty artist)
>Decide to be a nice guy and buy one of her drawings.
>See awful sketch of Inu Yasha (it's 2012 mind you) priced at $40.
>Negotiate down to $5 by flirting with her
>Buy it
>Look her dead in the eyes, rip it in half
>place halves on top of each other and rip them into quarters.
>Maintain eye contact with her the whole time
>Delicious tears start to form in her eyes
>drop it at the foot of her booth
>she starts bawling SO hard
>she runs off to the security to tell them what I did.
>They couldn't get me for anything because I already bought it and I could do whatever the fuck I wanted with it
>Everyone in the general area started to white-knight for her so they kicked me out for "littering" 15 mins before the convention closed.

I'm not normally a horrible person.

>>	arsenic !BI8jBLp0qY!!lRsXER/QIWa Wed Jun 19 21:25:19 2013 No.6921693 >>6921685 I've seen this before in a "horrible things you did at cons" thread I think. People's jimmies get really rustled over this every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 21:27:41 2013 No.6921696 I'm scared to do cosplay or get into lolita because I'm scared I'll end up on here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 21:32:41 2013 No.6921703 >>6921685 That seriously is fucked up. You're part of the reason /cgl/ is full of dicks and bitches.

>>	boxingbro !!tdBxp+oyB7l Wed Jun 19 21:32:41 2013 No.6921704 >>6921685 That's just wrong, man There's no need to hurt people that don't deserve it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 21:33:42 2013 No.6921707 >>6921696 I approached lolita in the same way. Then I gave no fucks, wound up here, and just got better. It's not as bad as you think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 21:34:12 2013 No.6921708 >>6921685 amazing >>6921704 u haev problemmss

丂c尺ﾉ乃乃ﾚ乇丂 !!0u0gyhLnJLg Wed Jun 19 21:36:42 2013 No.6921710

>>6921693
Yeah, I post this one all the time. Not normally under my trip. Only when I'm feeling brave.

>>6921685
>Ikkicon
>Autist keeps hitting on my gf
>He keeps following us around everywhere we go.
>He gives her a copy of his room card and tells her to come to his room that night.
>We think... what can we do with this?
>GF walks up to the fattest guy we can find
>Gives him the key and says "Hey, I think for larger guys. My room number is... come up later tonight"

We never heard back from autist, so we assume it worked.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 21:38:42 2013 No.6921712

>>6921667
>A bunch of stuck up girls who do things for attention in a sub-culture that have grown up in the feminist culture of America hate virgin guys

Wow big surprise.

I know you're a troll but I really wanted to be sarcastic over the internet and have no one understand it because it's text.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 21:40:42 2013 No.6921715 >>6921703 >>6921704 Has been posted already before. Forget about it.

arsenic !BI8jBLp0qY!!lRsXER/QIWa Wed Jun 19 21:42:12 2013 No.6921718 [DELETED]

>>6921712
Fuck off I'm not a troll. Nice guys should be appreciated more. Any time anyone talks about a nice guy everyone derps on over and says he's beta and needs to turn into a huge faggot to get girls. I just wish more people would get nice guys who will treat them nice and not skanky "manly" assholes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 21:44:42 2013 No.6921719 >>6921614 Amen. I love how I was going to type that, because it was blatantly obvious it was a guy AGAIN, from the Ricky Gervais reaction image, but someone already did it for me.

丂c尺ﾉ乃乃ﾚ乇丂 !!0u0gyhLnJLg Wed Jun 19 21:47:12 2013 No.6921723
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>>6921710
Last one

>Was pissed off with Kira Kira Moe Maid cafe after their shitty Maid Cafe services at Anime Overload (last year)
>Posted some posts on IKKicon forum about them having horrible sanitary problems
>Everything I said was true, but written in such a way that made it seem like I cared, when in fact I didn't.
>My posts started an argument between them and IKKi chairs.
>Argument brought up further issues with KKmoe mCafe.
>Split my sides laughing when I heard they were kicked out from being the maid cafe at Future AO/IKKi events.
>Almost die from laughter when KKmoe leader posted a video of her on youtube crying about the whole thing.

http://ikkicon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=50&t=3457

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 21:49:43 2013 No.6921728 >>6921718 You're that Alpha-Alpha hero from /fit/, the one who came to whiteknight his Mexican friend, aren't you? >confirmed virgins

>>	丂c尺ﾉ乃乃ﾚ乇丂 !!0u0gyhLnJLg Wed Jun 19 21:50:43 2013 No.6921730 >>6921723 In my defense they limited the number of miniature cupcake they gave you, and didn't have half of the things they advertised on the menu.

>>	arsenic !BI8jBLp0qY!!lRsXER/QIWa Wed Jun 19 21:52:13 2013 No.6921733 >>6921728 I've actually never been on /fit/. I only go on /cgl/ and /f/ and have no idea what you're talking about. Also I'm a girl so I'm not sure how Alpha-Alpha I could possibly be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 21:57:42 2013 No.6921739 File: 62 KB, 625x533, 1243421767658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jesus, a guy being a virgin isn't that much of a big deal. Chill out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 21:59:12 2013 No.6921741 >>6921739 You know I kind of feel sorry for the tripfag because /cgl/ are bitches but he's bringing this upon himself for being a little unaware retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 22:01:42 2013 No.6921744 >>6921741 What tripfag?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 22:02:42 2013 No.6921748 >>6921718 >>6921733 This guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 22:04:42 2013 No.6921753 >>6921744 Himself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 22:07:43 2013 No.6921763 >>6920573 Mangina-chan, pls go

>>	mfw Wed Jun 19 22:07:43 2013 No.6921765 I only buy from white people, and I always give them a positive review because they're white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 22:08:12 2013 No.6921770 >>6921763 Mangina is an Anti-Mage and a great late game carry, you better watch out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 22:08:43 2013 No.6921769 >>6920312 If you honestly think that's okay, then I hope this whole world collapses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 22:10:12 2013 No.6921776 >>6921765 Buy what? Meth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 22:10:42 2013 No.6921774 >>6920573 >I thoroughly checked my white straight male privilege after I brushed my teeth. How does one check their privilege? I've always wondered, after being told to do so so many times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 22:10:42 2013 No.6921775 >>6921685 What's wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 22:13:12 2013 No.6921780 >>6921774 no clue how to do this.

>>	丂c尺ﾉ乃乃ﾚ乇丂 !!0u0gyhLnJLg Wed Jun 19 22:14:12 2013 No.6921784 >>6921775 I only but an overly enthusiastic art critic. What's wrong with you?

>>	mfw Wed Jun 19 22:15:12 2013 No.6921787 >>6921776 Lolita, but I do it on ebay/etsy, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 22:15:12 2013 No.6921788 >>6921774 There is NO need to check your privilege if you know for a fact that your privilege is still intact. It's good to be white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 22:16:12 2013 No.6921792 >>6921784 I am a meth addict and I suffer from gynecomastia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 22:17:12 2013 No.6921794 >>6919925 >implying you can actually/are allowed to smoke weed everywhere else You might want to learn a thing or two about life.

>>	mfw Wed Jun 19 22:18:12 2013 No.6921796 >>6921685 Hahahahaha, that's beautiful. I hate retards who try to make money of their terrible art. Refine your skills before trying that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 22:24:43 2013 No.6921801 >>6921788 Not in the SA countryside...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 23:08:14 2013 No.6921856 >>6921801 SA had their day and now they are gone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 23:32:20 2013 No.6921879 I go to anime cons but i hate anime. I like to dress up as hot characters and make neckbeards drool over me and women envy me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 23:38:07 2013 No.6921889 >>6920810 You should have been, you inconsiderate fuck.

Anonymous Wed Jun 19 23:44:07 2013 No.6921903
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>>6919868
Just wait until you're 32 and you're still in the same situation. The last time I had a girl approach me was one offering free hugs at a 2007 convention. I turned her down half because I was wierded out by that request at the time and half because I thought I might get my pockets picked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 23:50:08 2013 No.6921917 >>6921889 Cry more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 20 00:32:16 2013 No.6921996 >>6921903 As much comfort as a man can give another man I now offer you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 20 01:05:14 2013 No.6922070 >>6921879 Hello J-Nig

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 20 04:26:18 2013 No.6922344 File: 292 KB, 646x720, 1337039914662.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6920573 This is easily the worst thing in this entire thread, so I'm going to assume it's a joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 20 06:53:09 2013 No.6922449 >>6922344 misogynist

Anonymous Thu Jun 20 10:52:11 2013 No.6922592

I'm a recovered anorexic. It's been almost 2 years since my last relapse, and I've gained enough weight to be considered "Healthy", but it's killing me that there's more than just bone anywhere. Every time I make a cosplay and see my measurements I want to cry and stop eating again because I hate how I look in cosplays. I'd rather be called too skinny than to have someone tell me I "could probably pull off -skinny character-" now that I'm "normal."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 20 13:52:11 2013 No.6922733 >>6922592 I'm with you. I'm a recovered bulimic, and cosplay is the one area of my life that really tests the "recovered" part. Stay strong. We can do this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 20 22:28:20 2013 No.6923615 >>6920225 guilty of both. I go to craigslist mainly because I live in a small city. I'm aware there are other places to find sugar daddies but I dont think Id be able to find any close enough and I can't travel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 00:21:30 2013 No.6923771 >>6920803 It's normal people clothing, stay mad.

SBAnon Fri Jun 21 01:53:11 2013 No.6923936

>>6923615
Trust me, there will be SDs close enough. I thought the same thing because I couldn't travel (was in college) and lived in a small city- but I found two within three months. I'm now making $1500-$2000 a month, and looking to expand my clientele as soon as I get a bit more fit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 03:59:13 2013 No.6924047 >>6923936 Tumblr?

Anonymous Fri Jun 21 20:09:14 2013 No.6925607

I have a couple.

I have no interest in engaging in sexual acts with other people. My friends that know this are divided into two categories; one that thinks it's great because that makes me "pure, holy, and religiously sound" (not religious btw) and one that thinks that once I get fucked (yeah, I'm a virgin), I'll "see the light" and love having sex. I don't think sex is bad, I just don't want to have it myself. I wish people would respect my choices instead of throwing their ideals and/or misconceptions of my choices at me. And the weird part about this is that I love reading and discussing porn. I just don't care to have sex.

I often feel like I'm invisible at conventions. I work really hard on my costumes and I doubt I'll ever been seen as "amazing" or anything, but my costumes are at least average (and my looks, height, and weight are average as well). I'll often be dressed as some character and someone else in the same costume will get all the attention even though they have average looks too and their costume is hot glued together and fraying at the seams. I don't get it. It's not like I want to be super popular or anything, I'm happy being one of those background types, I just want to stop being an invisible background type. I'd love it if I got one-tenth the attention of those fraying hot glued cosplayers. It makes me think that maybe I am actually hideous and my costumes actually are terrible.

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