/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.6841074]

Is there a proper etiquette when flirting with girls at anime conventions? I've always wanted a cute girlfriend who loves anime. I'm decent looking, 7.5/10 and in good shape, but get shy when it comes to nerdy girls because I like them so much.

Help appreciated D:

[Anonymous No.6841112]

[Anonymous No.6841111]

>Do:
-Compliment her costume or wig
-Strike up a conversation about the series/character she's cosplaying, or if she has merch, about that series. Show that you have something in common, not that you're just talking to her because lolqt3.14nrdgrl. If you make her feel like you're only talking to her because of that, she'll feel replaceable and won't be into you.
-If you hit it off, suggest going to a panel for that series or a similar one ("Hey, since you like ___, you'd probably also be into ___. There's a panel for it tomorrow if you want to know what it's about. Wanna meet up there?")

>Do not:
-Compliment her secondary sexual characteristics
-Try to push the conversation if she's not into it. I said above that you need to make her feel like she's not replaceable. The truth is, she is. It's a con. There are literally hundreds to thousands of other girls you can hit on if she's not into you. Again though, don't tell her this (you never know who's listening, you might turn off some bystander who would otherwise be receptive to your advances) just leave politely.
-Don't drop your spaghetti.
>get shy when it comes to nerdy girls because I like them so much.
Pretend they're just a guy who likes the same shit as you. Depending on how you are when you're nervous, you might be adorable or creepy ("Why the hell is this guy so nervous just about saying 'hi'? Does he have some ulterior motives?"). We cannot judge how you come off, since we're online. The best thing to do is play it off. If you do drop the spaghetti, laugh and say "I'm sorry, I just get nervous talking to a pretty girl" and that should save you. Bashful guys are fucking adorable.

[Anonymous No.6841120]

I think you should go for the cosplay and not go as a sexy hunting ground. 90% of the 'easy ones' are crazy and if you dont leave with a disease you will leave with some clingy future suicide note.
Women have extra senses: the smart ones know when you are interested in more then the hobby. They will know you singled them out, and will know you are trying to come onto them. Want my advice? I am a 9/10 lean bodied /fit/ and /tg/ hybrid, and I ONLY cosplay with masks or helmets. The only ones you want to hang around with (and in your case, future date perhaps) is be interested in the hobby and be fun to talk to. No bravado, be nice, listen well, and ask about their interests, NOT talk about yours unless asked, and dont creep, know when to disengage and when its not working. Its easy to tell after doing that, just what their personality is like. Again, please refer to the picture. Crazy runs rampant at cons, but there are good times too.

[Anonymous No.6841128]

>>6841120
I always hear of people getting STDs at cons.
wtf

[Anonymous No.6841138]

>>6841128
That's their own fucking fault for not having safe sex. Wear protection, get tested, bring your papers, only fuck people who have recent clean test results, and still wear protection. As one of my friends says,
>"You don't enter the cuntry unless you have a passport."

Yeah it's a pain in the ass, but better blue balls than an STD.

[Anonymous No.6841139]

>>6841128
Cosplay is a visual thing. It attracts, unfortunatly, the men and women who are trying to capitalize on that. Desperate, daddy hating, refusing-to-grow-up whore girls who are incredibly easy and full of diseases have a problem. They think cons are permission to be sluts and just give it out. And there are guys (hope OP isnt one of them) who treat cons like lame pick up joints. Its should be no surprize diseases stories come up. It was just my warning to OP who seems desperate: easy women are easy for a reason. Good women are harder to find and wont just spread 'em, but they are 100% better to hang out with.

[Anonymous No.6841143]

>>6841120

Funny you should say that. I'm a guy who likes cosplay but I don't go to any cons myself. One of the things shying me away from the cons is my fear that most of the people there are probably crazy and/or have some mental disorder

[Anonymous No.6841149]

>>6841143
The stories you hear online are exaggerated. Yes, there are crazies. But they tend to keep to their own groups. Right now, it's mostly Homestuck. Steer clear of them and you're golden. In the off case you do get chased by a nutjob, it's very easy to lose people at a con. Just go and experience one for yourself.

[Anonymous No.6841152]

>>6841143
Go with friends. I honestly never go to a con unless other people I know are going. There are some crazies, but if you know how to spot them and avoid them like the plague, it's usually not a bad experience.

[Anonymous No.6841156]

>>6841149
>>6841152

What about the ones that're good at keeping their crazy hidden?

[Anonymous No.6841161]

>>6841156
Get the fuck out as soon as possible. Tell them explicitly to leave you alone. If they do not, call security. Be aggressive about getting rid of them.

[Anonymous No.6841172]

>I uh like your obscure cosplay and definitely don't want to see you naked
arent humans funny? you're supposed to basically lie

[OP No.6841176]

Why exactly are girls so shy about sharing an intimate experience with me? Don't they want to feel loved?

[Anonymous No.6841250]

>>6841120
That triangle is so much bullshit. I'm attractive but I'm neither sane nor single.

[Anonymous No.6842568]

>>6841250
sounds like a speshul snowflake tbh

I think I fall under sane and attractive, but I got married to an excellent guy so triangle, you pegged me

[Anonymous No.6842571]

>>6841161
best advice I've heard this year.

[Anonymous No.6842587]

>>6841250
Me too anon. God bless boys who like kawaii crazies. Though technically we were single before they chose us, so it would have applied at the time.

[Anonymous No.6842610]

Call them sluts and grab either their tits or ass, depending on whether or not they're aroused or frightened.

[Anonymous No.6842962]

>>6841111
Bumpan for excelent advice!
also
>There are literally hundreds to thousands of other girls you can hit on if she's not into you
The fuck kind of cons you go to lol

[Anonymous No.6843136]

>>6842962
A large one. 20k attendees, most of whom are female.

[Anonymous No.6846765]

>>6841172
that's why you come up with a good pick up line

>i see you're cosplaying someone from my little pony...that's funny cause my cock is so big it would make a horse cry

[Anonymous No.6846784]

>be asian male
>at least 8/10

done

[Niggatron No.6846814]

>>6841074

Let me just say that you don't need neither. your problem IS YOU FUCKING CARE TOO MUCH WHAT THEY THINK. I get these hoes left and right. bouts to start self postin' starting now to prove this

[Niggatron No.6846819]

[Niggatron No.6846820]

[Niggatron No.6846825]

[Anonymous No.6846830]

nooo not the white wimmin

[Niggatron No.6846846]

[Niggatron No.6846850]

[GEO No.6846854]

>>6846820
>>6846819
>>6846814
>wearing the same fit
Looks like you just asked to pick em up or something

Did you actually get with these girls?
Probably not

[Anonymous No.6846864]

>>6846854
>probably not

that's an absolutely not

[Niggatron No.6846866]

[Niggatron No.6846868]

>>6846864
I'm going to ignore you because yes. I do get with them. I make them right down all there information on a notebook and i take them bitches out to eat.

[Niggatron No.6846874]

[Niggatron No.6846879]

[GEO No.6846882]

>>6846868
Dude you're clearly just a creeper.
We should ignore you

[Niggatron No.6846885]

damn i could do this all day. Even yaya wants the D she told me so with a smiley face.

[Niggatron No.6846895]

getting tired. last post. me and my ex-gf traci hanes.

[Anonymous No.6846912]

>>6846895
HAHAHAH oh man i almost fell for this. 3 out of 10 post my homie. relevant captcha emancipated edeals

[Niggatron No.6846921]

[Anonymous No.6846926]

>>6846879
>tfw this guy has picked you up at a con.
>tfw you see him at every con
>tfw you hope a pic of you and him isn't posted to /cgl/

[Anonymous No.6846927]

>>6846926
10 out of 10 post.
thank you anon you are best anon

[Anonymous No.6846934]

why do you let strangers pick you up

[Anonymous No.6846938]

>>6846927
Why thank you, anon. ;p

[Anonymous No.6846941]

>>6846938
you da bess you da you da bess

[Anonymous No.6846947]

>>6846934
He asked for a pic and I said sure. Then BAM! Out of nowhere he picked me up. My boyfriend and friend weren't that close to me, so they couldn't be like, bro back the fuck up. They found out and they got pissed at the guy.

[Anonymous No.6846953]

>>6846941
fuckyeah.tiff

[Anonymous No.6846956]

>>6846947
friend reporting in. after the first time we had to watch niggatron. that fool loves picking up EVERYONE. never will trust at any socal con.

[Anonymous No.6846961]

>>6846956
Hell yeah. It wasn't even like I was dressed skimpy. It's like any chick that's alone gets picked up. I'm glad I for some brows to watch out for me!

[Anonymous No.6846966]

>>6846961
Bros. not brows. Thanks Obama for auto correct.

[Niggatron No.6846971]

if if your boyfriends were to be pissed. I'm too big, they're too scared. they won't do a damn thing.

[Anonymous No.6846968]

>>6846961
He seems harmless then POW up 4 ft off the air. i know he just takes pics and wont do more than that i just fear for my friends.

[Anonymous No.6846974]

>>6846966
http://i.imgur.com/KohUjtF.jpg

[Anonymous No.6846976]

>>6846971
you say that now on the internet fagget

[Anonymous No.6846980]

>>6846971

[Niggatron No.6846982]

this is a candid shot of me. see this. I'm not afraid to go up to girls and talk to them unlike you anti social fags. you're so caught up in your smartphones and staying home in front of your computers that you forget how to holler at bitches.

[Anonymous No.6846985]

>>6846974
Many lols were had! THANKS OBAMA.

[Anonymous No.6846987]

>>6846982
you talk big game on the internet

[Anonymous No.6846997]

>>6846982
>implying you give them the d
we know better.

[Niggatron No.6846999]

point to me your girlfriend. i'll wrap my hands around her like tortilla on a taco and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.

-pic related. someone's gf i'm sure

[Niggatron No.6847010]

I usually never talk about my game. But you fags are probably too slow to realize so i'll let you in on a secret. The very reason why i even pick up these fine ass girls is so i can get a tity feel in the process and they have absolutely no idea it happens. it's like magic. but my fingers sure get a feel of underboobs.

[Anonymous No.6847015]

>>6847010
you fap to underboob dont you you fucking gross ass motherfucker?

[Niggatron No.6847023]

oh and sometimes if i pick them up high enough and they're wearing a skirt i can get panty shots but this bitch got smart and pulled it down just as the guy took the picture for me.

[Anonymous No.6847025]

>>6847023
Can still see her underwear.

[Anonymous No.6847033]

>>6847023
must be sad to be lonely at home

[Anonymous No.6847035]

>>6841120
>I am a 9/10 lean bodied /fit/ and /tg/ hybrid, and I ONLY cosplay with masks or helmets.

You must be a serious butterface.

[Anonymous No.6847042]

>>6847033
But he's got them pictures.

[Anonymous No.6847045]

>>6847042
All the pictures in the world the chicks arent his girlfriend the pictures are

[Anonymous No.6847050]

>>6846846
Lol did you struggle on this one?

[Anonymous No.6847055]

>>6847050
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU harpoons were manned and they were ineffective.

>>6847045
Hahaha

[Niggatron No.6847063]

this is what happens to cockblockers who try and save their friends talking about creeper alert creeper alert or whatever the fuck they say. at the end of the day i feel good knowing i gotta feel of your friend / gf

[Anonymous No.6847069]

>>6847063
HAHAHHAHAH wooow your power level is over -9000

[Niggatron No.6847071]

>>6847050
no i do too many squats before these events and because i got to feel so much of her right tit. it was all worth it

[Anonymous No.6847073]

>>6847071
you know nothing of lifting!! Begone!!!

[Anonymous No.6847074]

>>6847073
I SQUAT WITH MY FRIEND OZ

[Anonymous No.6847075]

>>6847074
Squatting like a Slav. All day everyday.

[Anonymous No.6847077]

>>6847075
HEY BORIS LETS GET FUCKED UP

[Niggatron No.6847079]

2 girls. One cock. yes that cock is mines

[Anonymous No.6847080]

>>6847077
Hang on comrade Vlad! Let me get my track suit and loafers and we'll meet in the alley to play dice in 10.

[Anonymous No.6847081]

>>6847080
dice mah dawg you know my heart too well. let us drink the finest of 2 dollar vodka

[Anonymous No.6847085]

>>6847079
nice pic of you three at cosplay con. i took a pic with them too. And they asked me not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.6847086]

>>6847079
Niggatron! You and your black magic! Charming all dem wimmens.

[Niggatron No.6847095]

>>6847086

i got the magic stick like 50 cent says.

look at my sneaky left fingers. i'm just too fucking good and too fast. most guys have to endure a boring ass conversation with a girl before getting this far...ME though...NOPE

[Anonymous No.6847098]

>>6847095
Nigga! GODDAMN!

[Niggatron No.6847119]

they took turns fapping me. i had no problem with that.

[Anonymous No.6847121]

>>6847119
Niggatron, did you get checked for STDs after this? Pls respond.

[Anonymous No.6847126]

>>6847095
If you had longer hair, you'd remind me of the lead guitarist from Dance Gavin Dance. Kinda.

[Niggatron No.6847133]

>>6847121

the clinic said it would take 3 weeks until they get results

[Niggatron No.6847136]

I remember after seeing twilight i had a thing for vampires. So i went to a vampire themed club and i got bitches there too. here's proof

[Anonymous No.6847138]

>>6847133
Sounds like you might have crotch rot. Fap that dick goodbye, niggatron.

[Anonymous No.6847454]

this nigger derailed the whole thread

[Anonymous No.6847473]

>>6847454
the whole thread was pointless offtopic faggotry anyway.

anyone that has to ask how to pick up women will never be able to do it anyway, it's just another troll thread

[Anonymous No.6847576]

>>6846830
fuck i lol'>>6846879
d
also captcha
genagr carrying

[Anonymous No.6847581]

>>6846885
looks like someone has some weird obscure fetish of picking up women

[Anonymous No.6847584]

>>6846971
my boyfriends bigger and blacker than you

[Niggatron No.6848901]

>>6847584

im 6'5 360 pounds. i'll slap your boyfriend in front of you and make him cry. all i gotta do is push him and lay on top of him. not a damn thing he can do.

[Niggatron No.6848918]

my right chest got a feel of her vag, my face is next to her tits, and my arms are wrapped so good i can feel every bit of her body. Yes u think i put one knee down cuz she was short and i wanted to make it easier on her. YA RIGHT!