/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.6832006]

So, /cgl/

If you could pay to have your photos photoshopped, would you?
How much? To what extent?

Have any of you done this before? Either get paid to edit someone's photos (perhaps as an extra as being a photographer) or paid to have them done?


In any case, shoop thread. Before and afters, you know the drill.

Also, give me your photos if you have any and feeling brave enough to selfpost, I want to shoop some stuff.

[Anonymous No.6832015]

>If you could pay to have your photos photoshopped, would you?
I would, I'm shit at shooping specific things. All I can really do is the general photo adjustments (brightness, contrast, changing colours, etc.) I have tear troughs, so the shadows are always present. I'd want those taken out. But since it's just one little thing I want done, I'd want it to be cheap.

[Enshiro No.6833178]

>>6832006
>want to shoop some stuff
I don't have a face for you to shoop but would you be able to shoop that guy out from the background?

[Anonymous No.6833254]

>>6833178
diff anon but here you go

[Anonymous No.6833258]

>>6833254
Really good shoop, anon. I was just about to load it in Photoshop too.

[Enshiro No.6833268]

>>6833254
Thanks, that looks bloody brilliant.

[Anonymous No.6833269]

>>6833254
needs more shoop

[Enshiro No.6833278]

>>6833269
lol feel free to play around with it

[Anonymous No.6833286]

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[Anonymous No.6833287]

>>6833268
>>6833258
how come i don't receive such praise when i hover off lolis

[Anonymous No.6833289]

>>6833287
hover off lolis? Not sure what you are saying, but I would like to see.

[Anonymous No.6833292]

>>6833289
They're talking about hover-lolis, I'm guessing. It's basically where you photoshop a lolita's legs off, so they look like they are floating.

[Anonymous No.6833295]

>>6833289
here's my proudest "work"

[Anonymous No.6833298]

>>6833295
this gets reposted all of the time, what are you even talking about

[Anonymous No.6833299]

>>6833292
i ugh...wot. why?
>>6833295

hwaaaaat? Propane.

[Anonymous No.6833306]

>>6833299
Because it looks funny. It was a meme for a while, but people have for the most part lost interest in it.

[Anonymous No.6833315]

>>6833299
like this

[Anonymous No.6833321]

>>6833315
etc.

[Anonymous No.6833331]

>>6833315
Wtf is that cape

[Anonymous No.6833409]

>>6833295
>>6833315
>>6833321

Post more hover lolis/lolitas to shoop.

[Anonymous No.6833421]

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[Anonymous No.6833419]

>>6833409
I have some.

[Anonymous No.6833423]

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[Anonymous No.6833489]

>implying hoverlolis are photoshopped
sheeples gonna sheeple

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[Anonymous No.6833494]

>>6833447
Whatever happened to Zal?


Is she still sucking cocks?

[Anonymous No.6833495]

[Anonymous No.6833496]

>>6833494
This is not the drama thread you're looking for.

[Anonymous No.6833501]

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[Anonymous No.6833505]

Those poctures are beautifully edited and all but...Ugh, hover Lolis are just so creepy! Seriously, what would you do if one of those things came slowly floating towards you.? Do they have tiny little jet engines under their petitcoats? Or are they fueled by ghostly magic? I don't understand them and they look creepy. Please someone explain the 'appeal' of them.

[Anonymous No.6833519]

>Hoverlolis are back
Oh God, I remember when /cgl/ first came up with this. Good to see them again.

[Anonymous No.6833527]

>>6833505
Nobody who ever got close enough to a hoverloli to find out returned to tell the tale. They have been observed to activate a jet engine-like mechanism when they need to get away in a hurry, but when they are creeping up on their prey they are silent as mice. It is thought that they feed not with the mouth on their face, but through a proposed gastrovascular cavity hidden among their petticoats. The charming 'face' could be considered a mimicry of young human females or the dolls so popular with human children over a century ago, which they use to attract their prey.

[Anonymous No.6833530]

"Follow me, child," the hoverloli was heard to say, "we're having a tea party just for you. All your friends are already there. They are waiting."

[Anonymous No.6833538]

>>6833527
>>6833530
Dear lord, why did you have to make them even worse. Every Loli I see, every single one, I'm gonna have to check for legs.

[Anonymous No.6833536]

Remarkably, most hoverlolis do not shy away from the camera but rather seem to enjoy the attention. When the photographer gets too close, however, they scatter. They get particularly upset with the idea of 'upskirts'.

[Anonymous No.6833540]

Only very rarely are hoverlolis found to be sleeping, or dead. It is not advisable to get too close to such a seemingly inanimate specimen unless there is a team of professionals to back you up; this behaviour might very well be a ruse to lure unsuspecting prey into their frilly clutches.

[Anonymous No.6833543]

>>6833530
Are there balloons?

[Anonymous No.6833548]

>>6833543
Would you like there to be balloons, young lady?

>>6833538
That would be a wise move.

[Anonymous No.6833554]

And lastly we have an image shot by a daring wildlife photographer of the hoverloli in an urban environment in the act of hunting. Watch as the insatiable hoverloli, already engorged with the blood of its earlier prey but hungry for more, quietly sneaks up on a young girl. It is unknown what became of this poor victim, as the photographer fainted of shock immediately after capturing this chilling moment.

[Anonymous No.6833560]

If you're currently paying for photos to be edited, I'll edit them in a better way for a lower price.

[Anonymous No.6833559]

>>6833554
I see what you did there

[Anonymous No.6833562]

>>6833548
Only if they float. Do they float?

[Anonymous No.6833575]

>>6833495
This is fucking excellent.

[Slutcliff !!oApGYJz0ghp No.6833573]

>>6833562
We all float down here Georgie.

[Anonymous No.6834461]

Caption this one anon!

[Anonymous No.6834503]

[Anonymous No.6835000]

>dat flood of hoverlolis pictures
That's some Junji Ito shit right there!

[Anonymous No.6835017]

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[Anonymous No.6835027]

>>6833295
my sides, this is so great

[Anonymous No.6835031]

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[Anonymous No.6835040]

>>6835022
This one needs to be shooped with a rocket, or into a blue sky background. HOVER LOLI, HERE TO SAVE THE DAY.

[Anonymous No.6835085]

>>6833527
new SCP entry.

[Anonymous No.6835182]

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[Anonymous No.6835207]

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>>6833554

I usually go to /x/ to make sure I don't sleep that night but you managed get me to that state tonight, /cgl/. Bravo. I salute you.

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[Anonymous No.6837256]

>>6835020
what skirt is that?

[Anonymous No.6837257]

>>6837181
why do the converging pavement bricks upset me so much >.<

[Anonymous No.6837364]

>>6837257
Because it disturbs the illusion.

[Anonymous No.6837366]

>>6837256
masquerade theater

[Anonymous No.6837373]

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[Anonymous No.6837390]

>>6835207
Hover lolitas (also referred to as "hover lolis") are a classification of cryptid said to have spread over the majority of the known globe. They are associated with Japanese lolita fashion, having taken their camouflage clues from followers of said trend.

One victim has spoken of a close encounter with a hover lolita, in which she nearly lost her life. Afraid that her identity would be discovered and that she might be "disappeared" by the government for speaking out, she has remained anonymous:

"I had my camera up, see? To take photos of her. I thought she was really pretty, kind of like a doll. And while I was taking the pictures, she kept getting closer and closer. My boyfriend warned me not to get too close, but I was mesmerised. Like she hypnotised me or something. She came up all shy like, as if she were afraid of me. Then suddenly, she rushed at me so fast I could even blink!

"All I remember is a horrible hissing sound, sort of like a huge cat was in my face, and a sucking sensation. My boyfriend yanked me away, and a good thing too, or I might've been eaten alive. When he pulled me out of her petticoats, I was covered in a sort of pink goo. It burned my skin and was sticky, like that stuff snails leave on leaves. I still have the burn scars on my face and shoulders."

[Anonymous No.6837391]

>>6837390
While many are still skeptical, this report has led some hover loli followers to theorise that, like cephalopods such as octopi, hover lolitas have a gastrovascular cavity hidden inside their petticoats. The same "mouth" used to ingest their prey may be what allows them to propel themselves. Those who believe this particular encounter story believe that the hover lolita is actually a new class of cephalopod and that, like squids and octopi, they can actually shoot "jets" from their bodies to propel themselves. As no sample of the species has yet been examined (dead or alive), their anatomy and how they stay afloat remains hypothetical.

Others have discounted the above claims and assert that hover lolitas are not really alive. They are invading robots which have imperfect human forms, citing anecdotes in which hover lolitas have escaped capture by activating an engine-like mechanism which leaves behind fumes and scorches the ground in their wake.

Multiple photographs have come to light showing hover lolitas in action, most of which have been greeted with varying levels of skepticism. The majority of the "proof" that these strange beasts exists has been debunked as being heavily edited in digital software. However, some examples leave investigators stumped, as the usual hallmarks of amateur photo manupilation are missing.

[Anonymous No.6837393]

>>6837391
Hover lolitas also seem capable of mimicking the faces of already existing humans, or else are able to form dummy legs as a part of their disguise--many photos of hoverlolitas have faces which correspond to particular human beings. A few lolitas have even reported finding photos of themselves without legs, photos which they never took.
Unlike other cryptids, hover lolitas seem to relish attention from photographers. However, a lack of concrete evidence prevents scientists from recognising that these creatures actually exist and aren't merely an elaborate hoax cooked up with creative photo manipulations as support.

The first, startling sightings of these creatures were reported by members of /cgl/ on 4chan. Communities dedicated to hover lolitas have sprung up elsewhere on the internet as well; there are even blogs dedicated to following their progress as they increase in number. Hover lolitas have been spotted in the United States, Japan, Australia, the UK, and are rumoured to have spread over the entirety of the European Union, infiltrating even the Vatican while disguised as nuns.

This ability to adapt to new forms has caused many to speculate that hover lolitas are in fact a newer branch shooting off of an older species. Some claim that this species has long used nuns' habits as a means of camouflage. Others insist that a pack of these creatures picked the French court from within, citing paintings in which several women seem to be floating above the tiles, while their human counterparts show off dainty ankles and fashionable shoes. Literature describing women as "floating across the floor" has also been cited, though the cliche nature of the phrase has caused many to dismiss its validity as mere fancy on the authors' parts.

[Anonymous No.6837427]

>>6837390
>>6837391
>>6837393
You're amazing, anon.

[Nia !!9ULuJn9/+HD No.6837436]

>>6837185
lovin the smoke effect on this one

[Anonymous No.6837506]

>>6837366
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.6837541]

>>6834461
It's a rarely seen Hover Loli territory battle. While many Hover Lolis tend to be photographed by themselves. Some photographers catch site of Hover lolis in groups. These packs of hover lolis can range anywhere from a pair, or can be seen congregating in large groups. In rare cases, different breeds or packs of hover loli's may cross paths, which can instigate territorial battles. Since these battles are so rarely caught by eye witnesses, nobody is quiet sure how the hover lolis decided on the winners or if the items seen are actual tools, or types of appendages used to fight.

Sorry, I tried.

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