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>tfw no friends who want to travel to other states to go to cons with you

>> No.6682083

>tfw no friends

Fuck off, OP, everyone has it hard.

>> No.6682090

I really wish I had a female best friend with no drama and jealously and we truly cared about each other.

>> No.6682092

>tfw friends are normal fags who don't want to cosplay/ pull of shit cosplays

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>>6682083
I could be your friend, Anon!

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>tfw no-one can afford to come with you overseas to a con

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>someone with a beyond shit costume wants to take a picture with you

>> No.6682194

>tfw when your boyfriend is the epitome of a shitty cosplay weeaboo.

>> No.6682201

>>6682081
>tfw would have more friends if I had remained an ignorant weeb and never came to cgl

>> No.6682202

>>6682194
Why are you dating his stupid ass?

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>tfw going to cons alone

>> No.6682213

>tfw going to PAX with my white best bud who will be dressed as Frederick Douglass and I still can't think of someone to go as

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>tfw you're a nice guy who likes to make conversation but because you're big, hairy and wear glasses all females at cons assume you're a creeper

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>>6682205
>tfw meeting cool people at cons

>> No.6682226

>>6682214
There's something wrong with your hairstyle, clothing, or manner.
You dress well enough and clean up well enough and nobody would care.

>> No.6682227

>>6682214
Doesn't help you have bad taste.

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>>6682223
It's great

>> No.6682233

>>6682202

Most of the time, he's sane and responsible. He only really acts like this at conventions. The personality whiplash is strong with this one, but it's only once a year, so I can deal.

>> No.6682234

>>6682233
Makes sense

>> No.6682237

>>6682229
>be introverted (but not awkward)
>no clue how to approach people I don't know in my shitty cosplay.

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>tfw you want to order a wig from taobao but the whole deal will cost you a fortune
>tfw people keep repeating it's cheap and easy
>tfw you feel as dumb as a brick for not figuring out how to order stuff
>tfw for now your choice is limited to ebay

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>tfw you live in Japan, but prefer American cons

>> No.6682239

>>6682237
That's why you need to have a funny/outrageous cosplay. People will be flockin, nigga.

>> No.6682245

>>6682236
It's cheap only if you buy in bulk.

>> No.6682244

>>6682214
It's your behaviour and/or personal hygiene. Maybe your voice.

Uncomfortable behaviour coming from a stereotypical neckbeard is less tolerated than if it were to come from a well-dressed attractive guy, but the key aspect here is still how you act. There is no way that all women at cons avoid you solely because of how you look. Some, maybe, but not all. Unless you mean "all the ones that I try to talk to" and you only ever approach squeaky 14-year-olds.

>> No.6682246

>>6682245
You can get a shirt from taobao for 6 yuan. IT'S CUHHRAAAZYYYY

>> No.6682253

>>6682236
I know that feel. I don't where everyone else lives, but where I live the shipping is way too high if you don't buy a lot of stuff.

>> No.6682286

>>6682237
I have no advice for you, sorry.

>> No.6682296

>Uncomfortable behaviour coming from a stereotypical neckbeard is less tolerated than if it were to come from a well-dressed attractive guy

totally this i get away with too much

>> No.6682302

>>6682299
its a mystery~

>> No.6682299

>>6682296
Jesus, I though you died from a steroid overdose. Were you banned for a year?

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>>6682239
>Have funny/outrageous cosplay.
>"Nice costume!"
>"Y-you too."

>> No.6682310

>>6682296
it would explain why you're so fucking intolerable

>> No.6682311

>>6682310
youd know best anon

>> No.6682327

>>6682296
>implying your attractive

>> No.6682347

>>6682327
>implying he's not
lel

>> No.6682370

>>6682327
>go to SacAnime
>Red shows up to /cgl/ meet
>has other /fit/ friends
Swoon so hard, motha fuckas wanna lift me
That shit cray

>> No.6682392

>tfw tripfac circlejerk
ohboyherewego.jpg

>> No.6682397

>>6682370
He's really bulked up lately. I wish he would post on /fit/ more often. He is fantastic inspiration for tallfags who are trying to put on mass.

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>>6682347
He is not. He looks like your average British chav. Just because they're rarer in America don't mean he's hot.

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>>6682406
This is you right now. Enjoy projecting those delicious insecurities at hot boys on the internet.

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>>6682406
>>6682397
>>6682347
You're not going to make me report the feels thread! It's a good thread and all your faggots just need to get the fuck out of it!

>> No.6682416

>>6682414
No, you buttfrustrated idiot, this >>6681718 is me.

I'm not gay, and if I were, I could do better than that chav. What are you, his buttbuddy or something?

>> No.6682417

>>6682406
Haha that's the guy? Tripfag is wayyyy too stuck on himself if he thinks he's attractive. He looks like an autist from r9k.

>> No.6682420

>>6682415
Wait, did you actually dared to get bothered that someone is derailing your off topic ("feels" belong to >>>/r9k/) thread?

The fucking audacity...

>> No.6682421

I usually travel to cons alone. These days I room with people which for some reason I do make friends with. But I rarely keep in contact.

>> No.6682424

>>6682311
What's your next convention going to be? You should cosplay as gray fullbuster.

>> No.6682425

>>6682420
Are you trolling, or do you not understand that feels about cosplay are cosplay related?

>> No.6682430

>>6682425
>I feel cosplay is dumb!
Are you telling me posts like this^ is related and should be tolerable to make an entire thread?

>> No.6682431

>>6682416
Aw. It all makes sense now. You are mad because he is far more attractive than you are.

>> No.6682444

>>6682431
Sure buddy. Now you're just really being desperate. His pic is posted above, mine are there. The only people who'd say he's better looking than me are him and you.

>commence samefagging to pretend you're more than one person

>> No.6682449

>>6682430
Yeah, you're just trolling. No one is dumb enough to not see the difference between "Your board is dumb!" and "I don't have friends who will travel to out-of-state conventions with me."

>> No.6682458

>>6682449
No, the second example you said is just as irrelevant. This isn't a personal blog. No one cares about how you're feeling because of XYZ. Just because you want to go to a con doesn't mean your thread is cosplay relevant.

>> No.6682649

>>6682414
Oh, now I remembered - you're ATIWAB's trip he uses when he pretends to be a girl - that's why you were so familiar. And so obnoxious.

>> No.6682749

>>6682406
His hair is so orange and his skin so pink...
Yo Dicks if you're still reading this, head on over to a salon and dye that shit dark brown because this is not working for you at all.

>> No.6682945

>>6682093
Great! But first things first - are you a supporter of the Church of Christ?

>> No.6683006

>>6682945
>I can't be friends with you because I believe in something different.

2013 and still in this state of mind. Wow.

>> No.6683013

>>6683006
>doesn't know what a joke is

>> No.6683025

>>6682406
Ok I see people getting a lot of shit for being ugly on here but this guy is being defended as attractive?

It's like somewhere between proper ugly and that sort of bland movie star kind of attractive that is like "Yeah ok this is technically attractive because all the data presented makes your brain think attractive but is nothing special."

I guess bland ugly is the only way I can describe it.

>> No.6683027

>>6682406
>tfw you look kinda similar to this guy and feel like an ugly piece of shit with a weird face.
>tfw you are also trans and will never be pretty T^T

>> No.6683050
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>this thread

love you all.

>> No.6683058

>>6683050
Are you girl? If yes then your statement is false. No girls like me. ;_;

>> No.6683077

>>6683058


>Monsieur

>> No.6683087

>>6682237
This. Plenty of people come up to ask for photos or compliment me on my costume, but how do I turn that into a conversation that leads to friendship? I just say thank you and they leave.
Sometimes I wish I never discovered anime, I'm sure I'd be more social and have more friends.

>> No.6683147

>>6683077
I don't speak Mexican... sorry.

>> No.6683153

>>6683147
That's Canadian, dumbass.

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>>6682223
How do you meet cool people at cons? I usually go in a group of 2 or 3, but the only people we've ever talked to was a fat girl and a creepy, skinny guy she just met and put on a leash and the other time it was talking to a few people about Linux, because neckbeards flock to conventions and can sense Linux vibes off of other users. I wanna meet other girls I can be friends with, because I work and I'm a student and don't have time or social skills to meet same gender friends.

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>>6683175
Met a nice group of strangers today at Toronto Comic Con. Was going alone and was waiting in line and I asked if I could join their group and take pictures with them (I had a Pentax Q).

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>tfw your friends make fun of you for not traveling to out of state cons

I'm just not interested in the hassle, mostly thanks to their constant complaining on Facebook about how bad the cons they go to are.

>> No.6683194

>>6683181
I'm very intimidated by females at conventions because I can kind of tell who is mean by seeing how they treat people, but there are nice, fun looking people who seem to end up in weeaboo horror threads. Is it worth the risk, anon?

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>>6683194
Yeah. idk I get intimidated by the girls who are cosplaying though. Plebs I can get on the good side of pretty quickly though. Pic related. Could barely speak to these lovelies

>> No.6683217

>>6683207
YES. I either don't dress up, wear a simple cosplay I made or wear a kigurumi to a con and I feel like girls like that would laugh at me.

>> No.6683274

>tfw I think I'm ugly and nobody wants to love me.

>> No.6683278

>all those creepers coming here saying 'im ugly no one loves me' hoping to win the girls' pities

>>6683274
This people might just love you brosky >>>/r9k/

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>>6682081
>tfw no friends at all

>> No.6683342

>>6683279
>rooftrellen_when_his_lane_partner_gets_ganked.gif

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>>6683342
not him but can't resist to post dota

>> No.6683360

>>6683278
I'm a girl and was quoting a song for humorous effect, but that didn't really work, haha.

>> No.6683366

>>6683360
I think I'm ugly, and nobody wants to love me just likeme, they wanna be pretty, I wanna be pretty! Dont lie to my face, cos I think I'm ugly!
(sage, cos I justlove that song)

>> No.6683376

>>6682093
Anon, be my friend, we could talk about Jack Frost's cuteness for hours!

>> No.6683408

>>6683366
All alone, I'm all alone. All alone, I'm all alone...

>> No.6683420

>This thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djU4Lq_5EaM

>> No.6683425

>>6683420
I actually really love that song...

>> No.6683870

Is it in bad taste to attend without actually participating?

>> No.6683877

>>6683870
Participating as in not cosplaying?
A lot of people don't cosplay - you'd probably just get overlooked, as all the cosplayers attract most everyone's attention.

You'd probably just spend your con hanging out with people, attending panels and taking pictures, like everyone else.
The only real difference is that no one's going to ask for your picture.

>> No.6683889

>>6683360
Holy shit, did you actually think that someone would get that quote? It's like saying... some random normal words... and calling it a quote because those words happen to be in a song.

>> No.6684044

>>6683153
But Canadians speak American...

>> No.6684088

>>6684044
No we don't.

>> No.6684118

>>6684088
You did right now.

I won.

>> No.6684124

>>6683889
I'm sorry my mistake offended you so much. I was looking through the thread and it reminded me of that song. I already said I recognized that no one got it. Tbh, I didn't expect anyone to reply.

>> No.6684163

>>6682096
I can, I fly 5-6 times a year.

>> No.6684177

>>6684163
Are you a buuuuuuuhrd?

>> No.6684190

>Take my friends to Anime Expo from NYC
>Meeting with an internet friend from IL there too
>We were planning on grabbing dinner and meeting with IL friend at the con that evening
>Evening comes and everyone else is too tired to eat
>Ok, call the IL friend and tell them to meet us at the hotel instead
>She gets super pissed that I didn't pick her up
>Feel bad for the rest of con about it
>Two nights later
>They think it would be super funny to lock me outside of the room
>It's late and I'm tired and I just want to sleep in the bed
>They still don't let me in
>Lose my temper
>Eventually they open the door but I'm really pissed at this point so I just take a shower
>Apologize for yelling at them but ask them not to do it again
>Awkward tensions for rest of con

Fuck. This year I'm only going with one of my good friends who isn't a jerk but god that was awful.

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>tfw friend wants to go to kawaii kon with you
>tfw he wants to wear a kigu and a fanny pack
>tfw he's also bringing a T-pain mic and the speakers to go with it
>ohgodwhathaveidone

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>tfw all your friends start refering to their half assed closet costumes as 'cosplays'

>> No.6686347

>>6683175
You just...socialize.
I really hate to say so, but smoking cigarettes is an excellent way to meet people.

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>tfw a person in your group wants to buy a purple wig for her Lust cosplay...because it's 'close enough'

>tfw you realize 'close enough' is their standard for all their cosplays

>tfw you suddenly regret every agreeing to cosplay with them, but they are your friend and you don't' want to hurt their feels.

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>tfw a friend wants to cosplay a character that doesn't really suit her and asks for your opinion
>you suggest her a character that would suit her much better
>tfw your friend thinks that character is ugly

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>tfw you've read cgl for almost 3 or so years now, yet you've never cosplayed despite wanting to
>tfw that even includes lolita

>> No.6686369

>>6684305
Your friend sounds like a total bro.

Have fun, haha.

>> No.6686372

>>6686347
So is asking for gum.

You don't have to develop a bad habit in order to make friends.

>> No.6686373

>>6686371
>Tfw you just want to have a perfect first try.

>> No.6686406

>>6686372
Never said you did, but there is sort of an unspoken bond between smokers. Usually if I bum a smoke off someone, I stand and talk to them if they seem cool.
Sometimes even if I just ask to use their lighter.
I also don't usually ask strangers for gum, where as asking for a smoke/lighter is more common. This initiates conversation with someone you'd otherwise not have spoken to.
Anyway, it was just a suggestion. There are many people (myself included) who only smoke socially, at cons/parties/events specifically.
But it's a terrible habit, this is true. I woudl never argue that it isn't.

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>had semi shitty first cosplay when I was 17
>feels more like a rite of passage more than anything
>tfw the majority of people on cgl had shitty first tries too
>tfw the only way to go is up
Mi familia~

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>>6686410
Keep up that attitude and you'll be awesome in no time, we all gotta start somewhere, bro. No one's perfect right off the bat.

>tfw the con is only a couple months away and I haven't even gotten started on the major parts of my cosplay

Time is just flying by, yeesh. I need to get on the ball.

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>tfw no friends
>tfw too fat to consider cosplaying and too skinny for fat characters
>tfw no chance in hell am I showing my ass around there with a 'working with what I have costume'
>tfw realising I'm probably not going to go to the conventions once I toned up and sew my ass off because no friends

>> No.6686459

>>6683175
You're not a girl though? Girls don't know what a Linux is.

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>>6686450

>tfw you're never going to change
>tfw you're content with staying in this slump
>mfw i despise your kind

>> No.6686471

>>6686466
This.

Men who don't want to be social should all die, since they offend me. Only outgoing men can contribute to society.

>> No.6686476

>>6686466
Actually I'm halfway to 130, but thank you for the generalisation.

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>>6686425
>tfw the con is only a couple months away and I haven't even decided on the cosplays

>> No.6686488

>>6683175
Cool to hear that another femanon uses Linux. Which distro is your main?

Even though it's probably painfully hard for you, you can try to make friends by going up to cosplayers from series that you really like. I've had that work a couple of times to help me since you can strike up an instant conversation and start bonding over a common interest quickly.

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>>6686471

>tfw the point was about being less of a sad sack of shit
>tfw getting not fat if you want to cos not-fatties
>tfw wasting ur life half-assing shit
>tfw leading an unfulfilled life, lying to urself to settle for mediocrity
>mfw you missed the entire point

>> No.6686496

>>6686476

yeah and you're 5 foot nothing?

if 130 is your "no fat" goal then QUIT BEING FAT

>> No.6686506

>>6686492
>>tfw leading an unfulfilled life, lying to urself to settle for mediocrity
That's ironic considering the corpse in your reaction .gif did exactly all that, despite not being fat.

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>>6686506
buuurned

>> No.6686548 [DELETED] 

>>6686506

ironic in that he died pushing his body to the absolute limits, constantly evolving, doing what he loved? weird how that somehow managed to inspire thousands of people.

you have no one to answer to but yourself. but i doubt anyone would be truly as happy as they could be settling for mediocrity.

>> No.6686553

>>6686548
Jesus I hope this is a troll.

>captcha: brotur authorizes
Oh captcha, you card!

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>>6686506

ironic in that he died pushing his body to the absolute limits, constantly evolving, doing what he loved? weird how that somehow managed to inspire thousands of people. what have you done lately?

you have no one to answer to but yourself. but i doubt anyone would be truly as happy as they could be settling for mediocrity.

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>tfw people are so stupid and so eager to slander their superiors that they say Zyzz killed himself with steroids when there are multiple US state governors who took 400x as much steroids as Zyzz for 10x as long

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>>6686550
>ironic in that he died pushing his body to the absolute limits
If you consider doing roids "pushing your body to the limits" maybe, lol. He is a nobody in the professional bodybuilding community and he will end up in the trash bin of history, forever forgotten.
>doing what he loved?
So he loved saunas that much.
>weird how that somehow managed to inspire thousands of people.
Hundreds at best. And most of them are still losers.
>what have you done lately?
Nothing a dumbfuck with temperature IQ like you could understand.
>my last paper's title
>Development of Algorithms of the Foreground Objects Effects Compensation for the Passive Optoelectronic Rangefinder
>your face when

>you have no one to answer to but yourself. but i doubt anyone would be truly as happy as they could be settling for mediocrity.
I think you have me confused with someone who used to be a loser at any point in his life. Projecting too hard.

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>>6686570
>STEM monkey
>"paper", not thesis/publication

>> No.6686576

>>6686558
>implying Russkie on roids could be compared in any way to Arnie when he did roids (which were LEGAL at that time)
You know you're still a loser when you keep sucking a dead Russkie loser's cock.

>> No.6686588

>>6686570

But he died of a congenital heart defect. he had a family history of congenital heart defects too...

He should have really seen it coming, but still.

>> No.6686591 [DELETED] 

>>6686570

>If you consider doing roids "pushing your body to the limits" maybe, lol.

Have you ever done roids? Have you ever researched roids? Have you ever seriously trained? Have you ever even been to a gym?

Because if you had done any of the former, you wouldn't even bother making such a fucking idiot statement. It'd be like me telling you (I assume a regular to the board/cos scene) who the most popular cosplayers are, what the scene is like, how to sew a costume, what angles to hit, etc. I'm not qualified to make a statement on that.

>So he loved saunas that much.

He didn't die in a sauna. Again, you're a fucking retard who doesn't even know what happened.

>Hundreds at best. And most of them are still losers.

HA. Even if that were the case (and it's not by a long shot) it's still more than someone whose sitting around wishing they could cos a "not fat" character has ever done by just sitting on their ass wishfully hoping for the things in their life to magically fall into place. Although it is very telling to see you try and cut down people's accomplishments.

>Nothing a dumbfuck with temperature IQ like you could understand.

Standard temperature is measured in kelvin. I hope you're a math major.

>I think you have me confused with someone who used to be a loser at any point in his life. Projecting too hard.

You're on 4chan. Try again.

>> No.6686594

>>6686570

>If you consider doing roids "pushing your body to the limits" maybe, lol.

Have you ever done roids? Have you ever researched roids? Have you ever seriously trained? Have you ever even been to a gym?

Because if you had done any of the former, you wouldn't even bother making such a fucking idiot statement. It'd be like me telling you (I assume a regular to the board/cos scene) who the most popular cosplayers are, what the scene is like, how to sew a costume, what angles to hit, etc. I'm not qualified to make a statement on that.

>So he loved saunas that much.

He didn't die in a sauna. Again, you're a fucking retard who doesn't even know what happened.

>Hundreds at best. And most of them are still losers.

HA. Even if that were the case (and it's not by a long shot) it's still more than someone whose sitting around wishing they could cos a "not fat" character has ever done by just sitting on their ass wishfully hoping for the things in their life to magically fall into place. Although it is very telling to see you try and cut down people's accomplishments.

>Nothing a dumbfuck with temperature IQ like you could understand.

Standard temperature is measured in kelvin. I hope you're a math grad.

>I think you have me confused with someone who used to be a loser at any point in his life. Projecting too hard.

You're on 4chan. Try again.

>> No.6686596

>>6686594

He had the heart attack when he was in a sauna that part's true.

>> No.6686599

>>6686596

He was in a massage parlor.

>> No.6686603

>>6686591
Roids are not you pushing your body, it's an added substance pushing your body. A Russkie monkey who achieved everything >only< thanks to roids doesn't deserve any respect -- which is why >only< losers like >you< & co love him so much while the rest of the world could not give less of a fuck about him.
>Again, you're a fucking retard who doesn't even know what happened.
I don't fucking care how it happened. Why should people care to know how some nobody died? He died like a bitch, that's all that matters.
>Standard temperature is measured in kelvin.
Where I come from, we use the superior Celsius - what should be obvious since you're a moron, ergo the number has to be much lower. But since you're a moron, you couldn't tell. Shame.
> Even if that were the case (and it's not by a long shot)
True, there's much less who actually changed their life to follow their 'idol'.
>You're on 4chan. Try again.
>"I am a loser and I go to 4chan:(. Everyone who goes to 4chan is a loser!!"
Some of us come here for freedom of speech that's severely lacking anywhere else on the Internet, not to complain about how they lose at life / in search of other losers to talk to.

Now fuck off. I am objectively much more than your Russkie idol will ever be. And much more than you, but that's a given...

>> No.6686624

>>6686603

>Roids are not you pushing your body, it's an added substance pushing your body.
Herp derp, I add carbs and fat to my body and go to the gym. MUST NOT BE PUSHING IT!
For someone to claim to be so smart, you sure make retarded arguments with baseless conclusions of which you're in no position to be making in the first place.

>Where I come from, we use the superior Celsius
Do you come from another planet? Because the standards are worldwide.

>True, there's much less who actually changed their life to follow their 'idol'.
Hey! We're making progress here which is surprising anywhere much less 4chan. Anyway, do you have any statistical data or anecdotal evidence or knowledge of the scene and zyzz to back up what you're saying? There's a reason why a large majority STRAYA CUNTS are getting aesthetic, brah.

>Some of us come here for freedom of speech that's severely lacking anywhere else on the Internet
And what exactly would you be typing about on /cgl/ that isn't allowed on other parts of the internet? Shit talking about drama that other people will delete in a second to cause more drama? You must be such a cool guy irl.

>Now fuck off.
http://www youtube.com/watch?v=-vJGpnV6Qi0
Pretty much every comment in this video is exalting zyzz. umad?

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>>6686624
>You must be such a cool guy irl.
I am. Unlike you. I bet you still live with your parents.
>Pretty much every comment in this video is exalting zyzz. umad?
You just quoted YouTube comments as the source of his success. Now this is desperation.

Back to >>>/fit/ & >>>/r9k/. son.

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Sure feels awfully /fit/ in here.

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>>6686629

>I am. Unlike you. I bet you still live with your parents.
How is living with your parents uncool? Free food and free rent, high fives with dad the morning after, etc. Mirin ur angstyness brah.

>You just quoted YouTube comments as the source of his success.
lol.jpg

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>like someone a few years younger that cosplays and hangs around...
>Only know them online and can relate to them on a lot of things. Obviously have a good deal in common. Would also like to one day meet them at a con.
>Every time i go to speak to them i come off as a creep or complete jackass...

>tfw i'm a complete jackass...

>> No.6686709

>>6686658
>How is living with your parents uncool?
Wow. I really hope you're trolling. You just proudly admitted to being the cancer.

>> No.6686883

>tfw perfect cosplay just for you to ruin it wuth null makeup expirience

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>>6686425
Y-You can do it! I believe in you!
>tfw you're cosplaying from a notoriously weeby show and walk by a photoshoot from that show
>tfw THEY SEE YOU