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What's the easiest way to fuck costumed sluts at renfaires?

>> No.6677155

without their costumes on

>> No.6677160

>>6677152

ply them with lots of mead = drunk slut

>> No.6677182

Booze, money, good looks, lies about how awesome you are.

>> No.6677184
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6677184

>Rule 1, Be attractive.
>Rule 2, Don't be unattractive.

>> No.6677183

raep tiem

>> No.6677194

Good looks, booze, money, charisma, in that order. If you're lacking one of those four, you're pretty much fucked.

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>> No.6677250

Flattery. Tell her she's more special than all the other ren faire wenches and shrews. Pick out other girls and tell her why she's more attractive or better than them. Buy her a few drinks ensued by more flattery. Say you have lots of money and live in a big house.
Ask if you want to go talk someplace more private.
Bingo.

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6677303

depends if you want to be an authentic renaissance slut or not.

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6677316

by not being an awkward fuck who relies on 4chan for advice

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>>6677316

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>> No.6677477

>>6677342
There's nothing edgy about the truth