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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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>male
>white
>shortfag (5'7")
>skinnyfag (130 lbs)
>no muscles

What cosplay can I wear to a con that will impress the fuck out of everyone if done well and also cause the ladies to cream themselves every time I walk by?


I want to awaken my inner attention whore. Please help.

>> No.6662767

be a ridiculously handsome karkat

>> No.6662786

knightrider :|

>> No.6662827

Overdone but your face looks really handsome for Link from Legend of Zelda series.

Maybe Legolas from Lord of the Rings, if you're in to that.

Heine from DOGS: Bullets and Carnage but he's an albino so maybe Badou instead.

Yukimura or Date Masamune from Sengoku Basara. Just a few names thrown out there that some ladies might like.

>> No.6662844

Lol I trolled you sluts good.

>> No.6662853

>>6662758
You seem like you would make a pretty dope ass Final Fantasy character like Squall or Cloud, too bad you seem to have brown eyes, blue contacts always look like shit over brown eyes. Oh well.

If you can't find anything dope as fuck, you could always go as something ridiculous. I went as Majin Buu from DBZ one year and it wasn't even that great of a costume but I literally couldn't walk more than a few steps without people asking for my pic.

>> No.6662866

>>6662758
You look like an elf.

Be some elf.

>> No.6662877

>>6662758
>girl posts a thread like this
>YOU ATTENTION-SEEKING SLUT THERE'S ALREADY A THREAD FOR THIS!!!!!!!

>guy posts a thread like this
>Sure, I'll help you out! You're handsome lol. You should cosplay as...

Stay classy /cgl/

>> No.6662881

>>6662853
>DBZ
He said he wanted attention from females not overweight Mexicans.

>> No.6662897

>>6662877
They keep responding even after I called them sluts.

Why is /cgl/ so desperate?

>> No.6662904

>>6662758
UNCLE DANTE DMC4

>> No.6662905

Suggestion thread >>6656922

Now please delete this thread.

>> No.6662916

>>6662897
You're not OP.

>> No.6662920

>>6662916
Yes I am. You mad cuz I trolled you?

>> No.6662929

>>6662920
Just stop talking.

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>>6662929
Mad bitch is mad:DD

>> No.6662956

>>6662935

Penis jokes and 'lol I trolled you sluts'. Are you 12 or are you just that pathetic really.

>> No.6663006

>>6662853
>blue contacts always look like shit over brown eyes. Oh well.
>never tried soflens with the lightest blue and green tones.
>never tried circle lenses, meant for brown eyes.
GTFO.

>> No.6663017

>>6662844
>post thread asking for something
>get replies
>BUT YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT WHAT YOU ASKED
>thinks that's trolling

>> No.6663021

allen schezar from escaflowne

>> No.6663025

>>6663021
With that nose?

>>6662758
>no muscles
Start lifting.

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6663032

>male
You sure about that?

>> No.6663048

>>6663017
Lol, how dumb can you be bitch? I trolled you because you took the bait thinking that it's me in the pic I downlaoded from the internet.

>> No.6663054

>>6663017
The guy you're replying to isn't OP.

>> No.6663064

You look like you would make a good Squall, OP.

>> No.6663070

Squall. FF8. First thought when I saw your face.

>> No.6663079

>>6663054
>NO WAY I COULD GET TROLLED NO

>> No.6663083

>This thread
>Not pointing him in this direction >>6656922

>> No.6663103

>>6663048

Aw...is it babby's first troll attempt? Maybe you should look what trolling is before you try again hmm?

LOL I TROLL YOU
>>Confirmed for low IQ basement dweller

>> No.6663148

If the troll is OP, I don't get how he trolled anyone.

Hah! I got you to give me friendly advice! SUCKERS!!!!

>> No.6663151

>>6663148
he didn't. The person who responded saying 'durr hur troll' wasn't OP but was a troll trying to ruin OP's thread

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6663157

>>6663148
>implying trolling is ever a real thing that happens, and not just a pathetic excuse for the feeble-minded

>> No.6663161

You look like a girl trying to be a handsome boy.

>> No.6663164

>>6663006
>blue contacts look like shit over brown eyes
Where the fuck do you buy your contacts.

My eyes are almost black they're so fucking dark and I got blue lenses that cover them up.

>> No.6663181

Tom Cruise?