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Secrets are up! But friendslocked and no comments so far.. hmm. Lots of interesting shit this week. Let's discuss?

http://behind-the-bows.livejournal.com/33234.html

>> No.6631288

why won't it let me view, keeps saying access is denied

>> No.6631289

Wtf why is it friends locked? I don't have an lj

>> No.6631291

>>6631288
Because it's friendslocked and you have to join the community to see it

I thought maybe the new mod was just doing the comments but the comments are all turned off and it's been that way for like 2 hours now so IDK what's going on

>> No.6631293

>>6631291
wtf
that's some faggotry on the highest level

>> No.6631295
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6631295

The comment threads were visible when I checked about half an hour ago so it's not as if its the mods default settings at play

>> No.6631296

>>6631291
It wasn't locked a few minutes ago, I entered to see them then and now I can't. Maybe it'll change in a while.

>> No.6631297

Anybody whos a member feel like posting them?

>> No.6631302

what the balls is with all the chicken secrets?

>> No.6631304

Finally no secrets about octavekitten. I was getting sick of that drama.

>> No.6631305

>>6631302
Idk I can't see them :/

>> No.6631306
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6631306

I made this but didn't submit before the cut off point, so enjoy~

>> No.6631307

gonna start posting secrets
#1 is already up

>> No.6631309
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6631309

did i fucking drop my pic
fuck

>> No.6631310

>>6631302

I think the Louisiana lolitas went out to KFC at a meet up or something?

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6631311

>>6631309
#3

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6631313

>>6631311
#4

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6631315

>>6631297
sure

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6631317

>>6631315
#6

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>>6631317
#7

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>>6631319
ok fuck numbering them

>> No.6631324

The comments are starting to go up so I think they'll unlock the post soon

>> No.6631325

>>6631317
What is gayu?

>> No.6631326

>>6631310
We've never been to KFC (or any chicken fast food place) for a meet up before. Also we're not the only state that celebrates Mardi Gras. So the secrets aren't related to us.

>> No.6631328

PM-ed mod; her computer crashed whilst she was posting the comment threads so locked it down (I'm assuming on her phone) till another mod could finish it for her.

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6631329

>>6631323

>> No.6631330

IT'S UP

>> No.6631331
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6631331

>>6631329
i'll keep going until its unlocked

>> No.6631369

>>6631326
well I'm in the Midwest and we still have mard igras parties here, so maybe it's not referring to your state and just the event itself?
I really don't get why there need to br so many chicken related secrets though.

>> No.6631415

>>6631329
Why the fuck do people use fucking unreadable fonts for their secrets, seriously

>> No.6631420

>>6631415
They're so fancy and so rori!!

Ugh... I don't bother to read those.

>> No.6631431

>>6631331
which community is this?

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6631480

i guess someone liked this enough to resubmit. :)

>> No.6631579

That girl with her toy fantasy elephant bullshit is really retarded.

>> No.6631592

What's the deal with the black raver chick?

>> No.6631618

>>6631592

http://getoffegl.livejournal.com/566515.html

>> No.6631619

>>6631592
Not raver. Stripper.http://getoffegl.livejournal.com/566515.html

>> No.6631626
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6631626

I like whoever made this

>> No.6631630

>>6631626
ugh. so much.
everytime I wore lolita my ex boyfriend always took me out to eat fucking sloppy joes or bbq or some shit like that. I got real tired of that shit real fast. It ONLY happened when I was wearing lolita too.

>> No.6631631

>>6631619
Oh, I didn't realize she was a legit stripper. Or gogo dancer or whatever. Thanks.

>> No.6631675

I wanna know wtf comm is having this fried chicken drama because that's the funniest shit.

>> No.6631708

>>6631675
me too!

>> No.6631749
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6631749

>>6631315

>> No.6631759

It's weird to see a picture I made being used in a secret.

>> No.6631774 [DELETED] 

>6631626

okay, so there are like 4 different secrets to do with KFC/chicken meals

what is the deal?

someone please share the story

>> No.6631778

>>6631626

okay so there are like 4 different secrets this week about chicken meals/KFC

what is the deal?

someone please shrae the story

>> No.6631789

>>6631306

you shooped this right?

still a very valid point, i get you.

>> No.6631791

#14 actually no. AP had to struggle to get to their status since the 80s. They were an INDIE brand. Ap and btssb set the high standards for lolita. where do these noobs come from?

Lol Poorfags
>You own brand therefore you are brandwhore

>> No.6631793

>>6631331
Lots of lesbian secrets this week. I guess I should raise my hand to this question.

>> No.6631804

As a dude who's working towards being a brolita, I really agree with no 2.

>> No.6631806

>>6631791
It's funny because in the grand scheme of things, AP is a small company tbqh

>> No.6631808

>>6631793
I think it's more a matter of perception and circles you run in. For example I swear over half of the females I know through internet activities, cosplay, and lolita combined are lesbian or bisexual, but that's because I guess all three are generally within a more liberal space, especially online, than the average people you find in real life (work, school etc).

>> No.6631809

>>6631804
We're not idiots. We know there is a difference between brolitajenny and an average brolita who doesn't see the fashion as a sexual fetish. Relax.

>> No.6631815

>>6631806
This. So much

>> No.6631852

Come on guys! Who's got the goss on the fried chicken meet up?

Bumping for lolitas with greasy dresses.

>> No.6631856

>>6631852
Lololol friend chicken story. I gots ta know

>> No.6631882

>>6631808
True. My community is mostly straight, but I am sure I'm not the only one. Considering telling one of my close friends I like her.

>> No.6631888

>>6631626
This was my favorite ever.

>> No.6631893

>>6631852
I made all of those 4 secrets. I wanted to start some shit. I'm the same person who made the bogus GTFO porn and iron gate post, I mean getoffegl.

>> No.6631902

>>6631893

Iron Gate post? Did I miss something?

>> No.6631904

>>6631893
Damn it. Not only am I craving fried chicken now, but I also miss out on pretend delicious drama.

>> No.6631924

>>6631904
yeah those secrets really made me desire some fried chicken

>>6631893
DISH ON THE DRAMA

>> No.6631955

>>6631882
My comm is mostly straight, but there is one cute lesbian couple that everyone adores. A couple girls are bi, but have boyfriends currently, and everyone is really open/accepting.

I'm not attracted to anyone in my comm, but I would love a frilly girlfriend. Or at least a fashionable girlfriend. Sigh.

>> No.6631969
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6631969

I thought I was the only one

>> No.6631981

>>6631969
you aren't alone. don't you hate it when fertilizer gets on your new dress?
Its a pain. and in the fall I have to coordinate dresses to match my leaves. around christmas time, thats when the real coords start. pine tree master plants

>> No.6632009

>>6631981
Forget fertilizer. Have you tried to wash sap out of lace?

>> No.6632017

>>6631969
ohmigod let's make a community!

>> No.6632020

>>6631969
I'm a lolita that lives in a tree.

Where is your god now, treelolianon?

>> No.6632022

>>6632009
Cherry tree here, I hate how people keep putting my genitals in the backgrounds of their lolita art. So lewd.

>> No.6632024
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6632024

>>6632017
Yes, let's. I hate my comm

>> No.6632027

>>6632020
its ok, I enjoy you inside of me.

>> No.6632030

>>6632024
Dude... is that a fucking corpse?

>> No.6632031

>>6632024
>>6632017
Count me in. As long as those pine tree cunts don't join.

>> No.6632036

>>6632030
Anon, have you ever seen nature?

>> No.6632042

>>6632031
As if--I may be a pine tree, but at least I'm not some skanky deciduous bitch who drops all her leaves at the first sign of fall. You guys always ruin holiday meetup photos with your bare branches!

>> No.6632046

>>6632022
I want your genitals all over my dress and in my hair, if you know what I mean.

>> No.6632051

>>6632042
evergreen master race reporting in

>> No.6632055

>>6632042
ugh, I know. they're such whores.

but you gotta find it hot the way they all blush before they take off their clothes.

>> No.6632061

>>6632042
>>6632051
I hope you two get chopped down next christmas.

>> No.6632064

>>6632061
I hope you get pissed on by a dog.

>> No.6632068

>>6632064
I hope you get used as fire wood.

>> No.6632069

>>6631969
>>6631981
>>6632009
>>6632017
>>6632020
>>6632022
>>6632024
>>6632027
>>6632030
>>6632031
>>6632036
>>6632042
>>6632046
>>6632051
>>6632055
>>6632061
wow i love you whores

>> No.6632070

I keep getting cats stuck up in my branches. I may as well start working it into my coords. Any ideas?

>> No.6632079

>>6632070
People keep burying their dead pets under me, I'm going to rock them bones in my lolita, even if it squicks the hippies.

>> No.6632082

>>6632070
Style preference? A kitten or two would be a totally cute foliage accessory for OTT!

>> No.6632089

>>6632051
white spruce here, evergreen w/ light needles master race. Come at me bitches.

>> No.6632091

>>6632069
this needs art.

>> No.6632097
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6632097

>>6632089
>2013
>being anything but oak

>> No.6632103

WELP I already know what all of next week's secrets are going to be about

fucking pine tree cunts gotta make everything into dramuq

>> No.6632107

>>6632103
you're just mad because your leaves turn brown and fall of.

>> No.6632108

>>6631306
This is boring and dumb, it's probably best you didn't.

>> No.6632117
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6632117

>>6632103
My Daddy was in the rockafeller center. you are seething jelly sap. hope that stains your dress.

>> No.6632120
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6632120

well, it amused me too much to be lost

>> No.6632125

>>6632120
ty based anon

>> No.6632128
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6632128

ONLY pine trees should wear lolita

all other trees should GTFO of my fashion

pic related: what you other trees wish you looked like

>> No.6632130

>>6632117

Your dad is deeeeeeeaaaaadddd!

>> No.6632133

>>6632117
>>6632107
>>6632128
This is exactly why we're making a new community without pines.

>> No.6632136
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6632136

fucking birch trees though, ugh.

this picture is PROOF that all birch trees look terrible

>> No.6632141

>>6632130
her dad died admired by millions of people, while you are going to die alone. sap more, uglybark

>> No.6632145

Is anyone else tired of redwoods trying to wear AP? It's worse than a miniskirt! Have they even heard of underskirts?

>> No.6632149

Best fucking secrets thread ever.

>> No.6632151

>>6632145
Ugh when redwoods wear shit that obviously clashes with their bark color. Sweet does not work for them, whereas gothic looks great.

>> No.6632152

>>6632141
Keep deluding yourself into thinking that tall and thick trunk is beautiful. Do you even prune?

>> No.6632153

>>6632136
Right. Sounds like someone's jelly of the skinny pale trees. Those slender trunks are god tier.

>> No.6632154

>>6632128
fucking pines dropping their cones everywhere

>> No.6632156

>>6632153
Their bark is flaky.

>shiggy diggy

>> No.6632161
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6632161

>>6632153
>tfw jelly birchs shitting up the thread

go away, decidufag

>> No.6632162

>>6632151
I love them in classic jewel tones. But pink? The length looks slutty, and it clashes horribly.

And god help me if I see another one with those two-toned fake foliage tails.

>> No.6632159

>>6632154
easier to manage than leaves, hypocrite

>> No.6632165
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6632165

What do you guys think of my coord? I went with the oval pot.

>> No.6632168

>2013
>Not being a douglas fir

How's it feel knowing that your branches will always be bare and unkempt? You buncha ugly coniferous saplings.

>> No.6632171

>>6632156
And? That's a simple issue.
On the other hand, make up can't even begin to fix the shit you've got going on.

>> No.6632172

>>6632165
girl, what in the fuck did you do with your hair

color is unflattering, and I can see your ENTIRE trunk. I mean, I don't want to be rude, but you look like a fucking whore and you should really just kill yourself

>> No.6632173

>>6632171
How are they going to hide that shit?

I'm all covered in my glorious green needles.

>> No.6632174

>>6632165
I really like the moss and I think that oval pot was a good choice if you're starting out. The flowers are too much though.

>> No.6632175

>>6632168
>2013
>Not being a noble fir

ftfy

>> No.6632180

>>6632172
you sound like a jelly sapling. grow up.

>>6632174
agreed. don't let the trends fool you. sometimes simple is best.

>> No.6632183
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6632183

You guys sappy of my needles?

>> No.6632185

>>6631618
She has no waist.

>> No.6632187

>>6632165
Wow! I'm usually not a fan of bonsai lolita but this coord is adorable.

>> No.6632189

>>6632180
>simple is best
>dem flowers
bitch are you on nutra-gro

>> No.6632190

>>6632183
That's a really nice photo you've got.

>> No.6632215
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6632215

>tfw when you'll never fit into brand

;_____;

>> No.6632217

Did anyone make the comm yet? There's a Japanese maple in my comm and all the other maples all love her but I think she looks like shit. I heard that over 20 people tap her for syrup every fall, which is how she makes all the money for brand.

>> No.6632229
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6632229

>>6632120
why I keep doing this?

>> No.6632235

>>6632229
because this is fucking hilarious and will be cherished throughout the ages

>> No.6632255
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6632255

>>6632183
Lose some needles, fatty-chan.

>> No.6632266

>>6632255
But I was over-fertilised as a sapling, I can't help it!

>> No.6632274

>>6632266
don't pose as me, you deciduous sapling.
I'm just a strong independant tree that don't need no pruning

>> No.6632281
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6632281

Anyone else live up north?

>> No.6632286

At first I thought you were all retarded, then about 20 treetarded posts in I bust out laughing.

>> No.6632292

>>6632286
That's right. Embrace the treelita, anon.

>> No.6632299

>>6632274
Did I post a picture of you? NO, those are my glorious curves, lumber bitch. You sound so sure of yourself, but I bet you were germinated in a plantation. No amount of hippies camping in your bows could ever deny what you really are!

These tripfags, seriously.

>> No.6632300

sorry if I seem like a sapling, but what kind of tree is Mana-sama?

>> No.6632302

>>6632299
Did you read who the post you replied to was replying to?

Go grow some leaves.

>> No.6632318

>>6632302
I HAVE LEAVES THEY MAKE MY VISION BAD. I AM GIRTHY SO OTHER TREES MAKE FUN OF ME. AND NOW I HAVE ANTS IN MY SAPHOLE FUCK YOU.

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6632321

Yeah, no you didn't.

>> No.6632327
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6632327

>>6631893
Yeah, no you didn't.

>> No.6632329

I'm a holly. Can I join?

>> No.6632391

>>6631626
there's always brand in the banana stand

>> No.6632395

this thread redeems everything.

>> No.6632445
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6632445

Sorry I didn't have a blouse it's just too damn hot here
you understand, right?

>> No.6632451

>>6632445
Your coconuts are showing, whore.

>> No.6632467

>>6632445
God you are awkward, learn how to pose.

>> No.6632497
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6632497

>>6632467
>>6632451
Hey guys... can I join? I'm really new and I read on Stumpler about how all lolitas are judging brand whores, but I want to make an effort here. Oh, and I've got a lot of tattoos and piercings, you're just going to have to contain your jealousy in the presence of such a princess (me).

>> No.6632496

>>6631311
I love this coat. Where is it from?

>> No.6632502

>>6632497
Aw how cute anon. You can join octavekitten in your tattooed bitchy princess ways

>> No.6632505
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6632505

>>6632502
The internet was right! You are all cunts!

...It's hard to flounce as a tree.

>> No.6632513

>>6632505
>someone's got her trunk all up in knots

>> No.6632516
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6632516

Who is this?

>> No.6632518
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6632518

How does the new comm feel about replicas? Not that I would know about them or anything...

>> No.6632524

>>6632516
see: >>6631592 >>6631618 >>6631631

>> No.6632532
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6632532

>>6632518
I think their just as good as the real stuff! And sooo much cheaper like how woodn't you buy rep? Brands are so greedy and over price

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6632551

>>6632532
Why wood you buy that awful milanoo replica? At least get something from bodyline of taobao.

>> No.6632558

>>6632497
You should grow some ivy or moss on that hideous face of yours.

>> No.6632573
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6632573

All of you nasty ass tree noobs make me sick. It took you guys over 100 million years of trying to even evolve from us and you still look like shit.

BLOOM IN HELL ANGIOSPERMS

>> No.6632598

>>6632573
I suppose being bashed over the head and being dragged by your branches sounds really appealing to you. No class.

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6632599

>>6632573
I'm digging you, Botany-chan

>> No.6632604
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6632604

You guys know how to get pollen stains out of my brand? I keep on jizzing all over myself every spring.

>> No.6632618

I need advice.
I'm in a fairly large community of mostly Oaks. We get on great and we are a nice tight knitted community. But this Weeping Willow has just appeared out of nowhere and is taking over everything. Worst bit is, she keeps touching the other oaks inappropriately.
You literally cannot sway without one of her droopy branches sweeping against you. It's disgusting. None of us like her. How do we get her to take the hint to uproot back to where she came from

>> No.6632619

>>6632573
No one likes oldschool anymore. Fashion is meant to evolve, OK? You neanderthals all look like ita fucks.

>> No.6632621

>>6632573

Aren't you ferns a little old for frills? Jesus, at least move on to aristocrat or something.

>> No.6632624

>>6632618

You could always slip some root killer into her cup at the next tea party.

>> No.6632644

I'm having a problem with my treecircle, too. We live in a pretty diverse forest, so usually no tree is very judgmental of other trees and overall we're a chill circle. But lately there have been newer saplings showing up to our meets, which is fine because we were all saplings once, decades ago, but I guess it's a new thing to declare that if you're a birch to say that no, you were born with with the heart of an oak, so we can't tell them that their bark is white, and normal-ass maples are claiming that they're really Japanese maples or their ancestors were or some shit, when you can obviously tell from the size and shape of their leaves that they're lying. It's really getting on my nerves.

Also, who else thinks that the trend of attaching the branches of other trees onto yourself looks really stupid? I like natural looks best and it like, look, even if it's growing on you we can tell you didn't personally sprout it, so stop claiming that you did. And then you end up with all these different kinds of branches and OTT doesn't even look good.

>> No.6632667
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6632667

Hey treeguls, I just got the last pieces for my first ever coord today, and I wanted to know what you thought.

I'm really excited for spring and summer, but now I'm worried that I may have jumped the gun with the bright colors and shorter cut.

>> No.6632668

>>6632667
Sorry, but did you even check your lemons before posting this picture? I swear I can see some going off, and that's disgusting. And no, while it is okay to wear less layers, your foliage is way too short. I can see you entire trunk, I swear, and you don't even have bloomers. Lurk moar, kay?

>> No.6632671

>>6632668
The unfortunate part of having all these lemons is just that it's too heavy to keep my foliage long like I want. Damn my mother-plant being so fertile, it's a curse that I inherited.

>> No.6632673

This thread is full of Ents.

>> No.6632676
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6632676

I think it's obvious what dis bitch does for her brand.

>> No.6632679

>>6632671
Why don't you just cut off your lemons, then, god. I'm sick of trees who have physical traits they can change but don't, I mean you could use that money you're spending on AP to have it fixed, you know! Why do I have to look at your ugly lemons?!

>> No.6632697

>>6632679
C-cut off my lemons? surely larsJa

>> No.6632698

>>6632697
Well, it's that or wear fruit netting and willow weave to hide them. Your choice.

>> No.6632704

>>6632697
I know I need to lop a few branches myself, but if you want to be a proper treelita and be accepted by your comm, you've really gotta do something about those lemons. The other anon is right. You wouldn't just show up to a meet with bat shit streaked down your trunk and a plastic bag stuck in your branches, now, would you?

>> No.6632712

>>6632698
>>6632697
I think it's unfair to ask her to cut off her lemons since lolita is an alt fashion anyway. I think the lemon look can totally work with it, even if it's not 'kawaii' or 'harajuku' or in GLB etc

I do think she would look better if she shed her less viable/uglier fruits, though, meaning she will have more resources for the better ones. I do that with my apples, and I even use the shed fruits to make luxury apple juice which I sell for £5 a bottle at the local farmer's market. Got three Innocent World lucky packs that way.

btw I know this should go in the beauty thread but I've got this TERRIBLE codling moth at the moment and nothing will make it go away. I've already tried BB cream but it's not helping.

>> No.6632737

>>6632712
Oh... these Apple trees just think they know evvvvverything... don't even get me started on apples... (I bet yours are the granny smith kind too... figures)

>> No.6632739

>>6632737
And the Fruitist rears its ugly leaves... I bet you think apple trees only get compliments because they have apples!

>> No.6632749

best thread I've read in a while, archive worthy

>> No.6632762

>>6632749
>people still dont know /cgl/ is automatically archived

>> No.6632771
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6632771

>>6632737
Chiquita-Treelita dropping in to say: Check that pine privilege, cunt. I bet I've seen stumps that look better than you.

>> No.6632776

>>6632762
>implying they didn't mean that most archived threads are shit
>implying they're not a tree

>> No.6632812
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6632812

Everybody hates me because of my body odor... But I can't help it that's just the way I am born!!! ;____;
I just want to be accepted and loved.

>> No.6632815

>>6632737
I heard she bought fifty scions off eBay and grafted them all

>> No.6632824
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6632824

can we talk about taobao too?

>> No.6632872

>>6632812
Oh shut up, Singapore fucking adores your kind. Automatic popularity regardless of if you're a total ita or not! If I were a durian I'd move there and have like, ten sugar daddies buy me all my brand.

>> No.6632901
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6632901

A-Apple tree reporting in.
What do you think of my spring coord from last year?

>> No.6633207

>>6632762
>implying
I knew that, I'm just emphasising.
that's actually a thread that is worth being archieved besides most of the other mediocre threads on cgl.

>> No.6633238

>>6632776
>>6633207
Samefag.

>> No.6634221
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6634221

I... I did it. I cut off all my lemons.. I just want to be kawaii.

>> No.6634250

>>6634221
If you really want to be kawaii you've GOT to prune off all that nasty, scraggy deadwood at the base of your trunk. Not even the cutest brand OTKs are going to cover that mess.

I mean, EEEW, really. I see you've got a nice lawn there, but were your parents ghetto street trees or something?

>> No.6634332
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6634332

Paperbark Tree reporting in. I have a horrible bark condition! Does anyone have any tips? It's gotten so bad that children come up to me and rip my bark right off!

>> No.6634416

Pinelita reporting in. Fuck all yall bitches I smell great. I am pooping pine cones in your general direction. Suck on that, Yus!

>> No.6634502
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6634502

>>6632551
i think you meant Trunkline and Taobarko

Also, I think japanese treelitas are the best, IMO

>> No.6634619
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6634619

hey guys can I like be a Lolita? I like, love Alice in Wonderland and those cakes and candy dresses

>> No.6634693

Jesus fucking Christ. what is even happening in this thread

>> No.6634700

>>6634693
a forest

>> No.6634712

>>6631329
>dat English
Obviously written by an Eastern European loli

>> No.6634920

>>6634619
GTFO, hippie.

>> No.6634932

>>6634693
Can't see the forest for the trees, huh?

>> No.6634935

>>6634932
Yeah, what do you have against trees huh? Are we knot wood enough for you?

>> No.6634938

>>6634700
>>6634935
>>6634932
Im crying. You all are perfect.

>> No.6634943
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6634943

>>6634938

>> No.6634955

>>6634619
Fucking scrubs ruining my lolita

>> No.6634964

>>6634955
don't you mean shrubs? that bitch ain't no tree.

>> No.6634969

>>6634964
Who knows, she can always turn over a new leaf and start anew as a sapling.

>> No.6636754

bump for more birchy goodness

>> No.6636830

Redwood tree here. It's so difficult to find brand long enough for me! And how old is too old to be lolita?

>> No.6636857
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6636857

I have nothing against replicas, as long as it's coordinated right

>> No.6636870

>>6636857
Ugh I hate this OTT shit. I mean, it's rare to see it in a shiro coord but seriously can she fit any more ornaments on there? Every branch is too much.

>> No.6637460

>>6636830
Well I usually think that after 130 you may want to try more classic styles, but since you are of the cyprus family I'd say you're probably good well into your 900s... we should all be so lucky.

>> No.6637495

>>6637460
your reply made me laugh

>> No.6637505
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6637505

New BtB mod here; thank you guys for being the best community ever.

>> No.6637518

>>6637505
hey my good tree

can you tell misterlolita to get the birch out of her saphole? please and thank you

>> No.6637522

>>6637505
Did you really need to thank us by posting something so blatantly NSFW! Blue board! :o

>> No.6637632
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6637632

Guys I have a problem. Everyone else gets super kawaii birds for their accessories, but I did something wrong in a past life and landed this monster... WHAT DO!? How am I supposed to coord this?!

>> No.6637633

>>6637632
I think you'd suit aristotree quite well.

>> No.6637689

>>6637633
Really? Do you have any example pics?

>> No.6637695
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6637695

sycamore here, i feel like the only treelita where i live. i wish my forest had more treelitas, sometimes it feels like i'm the only one

>> No.6637730
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6637730

Anyone care to share some treelita inspiration? I'm looking kind of deciduous these days.

>> No.6638318

>>6637632
what about a goth coord?

>> No.6638434
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6638434

I don't own any brand, and I've never worn lolita, but I've been lurking here for over 9000 years so I'm going to share my opinions on everything you guys have said, and tell you how wrong you are about treelita.

>> No.6638589

>>6638434
OMG stop being such a special snowflake. You aren't even a tree much less a treelita. GTFO

>> No.6638739

>>6637632
The obvious answer is military treelita! You literally couldn't have a better accessory

>> No.6638775
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6638775

>>6632391
you made my day

>> No.6638842

What kind of shrubbery is this???

>> No.6638918

>>6633238
>Samefag
I think you mean samefig

>> No.6638920

>>6638918
That is the extent of my wit, by the way. I'm done now.

>> No.6638933
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6638933

Does anybody have any suggestions for plus size treelitas???

(also pro-ana tipz plz)

>> No.6638935
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6638935

I'm gonna have to take you wisacres in on grounds of intent to cause physical harm through non-stop, hysterical laughter
(Sorry, too drunk to get another tree joke)

>> No.6639203

>>6638933
I'm sure someone has some good trimspriation for you somewhere!

>> No.6639238

>>6638933
Go bonsai or go home.

>> No.6639266

>>6631809
I know I am going to regret this, but what the fuck is a brolita?

>> No.6639275

>>6639266
Combination of the words brother and lolita, a male who wears lolita

>> No.6639293

>>6639275
Oh sweet Jesus. That's horrible.

>> No.6639475

>>6639275
Whaaat are you talking about. Different parts of me are male and female.

>> No.6639640
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6639640

>>6637505

>> No.6640125
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6640125

God, don't you just hate it when you go on a treelita meetup and everyone else just HAS to take pictures of you? This ALWAYS happens at our yearly megameetup in spring...

>> No.6641002

>>6639293
Wait why is that horrible? There are a lot of not terrible crossdressers.

>> No.6642803

>>6632189
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.6642808

>>6640125
Oh my GOD look at the sweet treelitas taking up the entire front of the picture and blocking the classics from view. What complete birches.

>> No.6642819

>>6642808
Now, I'm sure it wasn't on purpose. Those classic treelitas are WAY taller than the sweet ones. Look at how they tower over everyone else.

>> No.6642822
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6642822

YOU FUCKING BIRCHES. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BEST FROND. SHE KILLED HERSELF BECAUSE OF ALL THE SHIT YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT HER BEAUTIFUL LEMONS. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. YOU DISGUST ME.

>> No.6646291

bump b/c i will be sad if treelita thread dies

>> No.6646357
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6646357

>>6631277

>> No.6646399

>>6646357
you fucking electrocuted a tree, you know we set on fire that way? christ, human-cunts seriously have no respect.

>> No.6646408

>>6646399
I know, right? one time, I was just at a meetup, looking totally fab, and some fucking BITCH just sticks her nasty ass GUM on my FACE.

>> No.6646460

>>6646408
Humans are such bullies. My best friend and I were on the quad once, and the weather was nice so we both fell asleep. When we came to, some asshole fratboys had strung a HAMMOCK between us. Can you believe the nerve?!

>> No.6646472

>>6646460
!!! that's molestation!

>> No.6646479

>>6646472
I KNOW. I reported it to campus DPS, but they just laughed it off. The officer I spoke to said it was *our* fault for dozing off and that the fratboys were probably just having fun. I mean, we almost broke one of my friend's lower branches trying to get the lines off!

>> No.6646486

>>6646479
you need to learn some self defence. one time, a couple was making out on me during cicada season, and I dropped ALL of my cicada shells in her hair! you should of seen her face!

>> No.6646502

>>6646486
Oh, that's brilliant! Maybe I should cultivate a squirrel family in my upper branches for the same technique. I've heard other students complain about them pretty regularly.

Just one question, how do I keep things looking good? Squirrels are so unruly.

>> No.6646506

>>6646502
make sure you have room inside the trunk otherwise they will build a nest in the branches and it's 10x bigger than a bird's nest. Not good looking at all.
But I'd refer that over a bird's nest though. Bird leave behind so much crap

>> No.6646511
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6646511

>>6646502
well, some squirrels can be trained. just give them their food, and they should be fine.

>> No.6646534

>>6646502
great accessory for this set you should consider getting it if you dont already
http://www.metamorphose.gr.jp/category/select/cid/313/pid/8934

>> No.6649683
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6649683

>>6646408
>>6646460
>>6646472
>>6646486
>>6646502
I had no idea this happened to other treelitas. My dad can uproot easily and is way over protective but after hearing some of the awful things that are being said I'm glad I have him (even if he is painfully slow)

>> No.6649718
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6649718

>>6642822
I'm sorry about your friend. If I had heard sooner I could have told her about all of the amazing things she could have done with her fruit. Fruit trees a literally the best treelita to be IMO. They can adapt to any style they want.
My friend used a unique twist with grapes to help spiral and shape her pears. It works with all of her coords so well. She even took it a step further by making her pears grow into a specific shape.
Of course lifestyle treelitas seem to just know so much about the fashion I rarely see them screw up.
Pic is of last spring cord and a close up of her religion themed pears (she had crosses, stars of David's, and the yen and yang symbols too, looked amazing).

>> No.6649794
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6649794

>This fucking thread

>> No.6649822

>>6649794

Love it as much as /fit/ caveman version.
>chanarchive/4chan/fit/60633/caveman-fit

>> No.6649932

>>6631902
Getoffegl post
Not iron gate - midsummer's night dream
http://getoffegl.livejournal.com/567191.html#comments
Ith's made up

>> No.6650090

>>6642822

Haha wow, sure is newfig in here. Do you dumb birches actually know where you're posting? This is fucking cgl, grow some thick bark or gtfo.

>> No.6650106

>>6649794

Seriously my bark hurts from laughing
You treelitas are fucking amazing

>> No.6650139

>>6650090
Fig Newtons

>> No.6650159

>>6649794
oh god yes

>> No.6654054

Don't you 404 on me, treelitas.

>> No.6654594
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6654594

haaay guise ~ or should I say kon-nicchii wah! theehee
this is my 1st try at treelita!! x3
I choose a pretty split wig (japanese sakura blossoms and japanese maple! so nihon desu!) T3T
oh, and cats for the kawaiiz ~ heh :3
:D
i hope u trees like it! (im sorreh i didn't get dun with the full co-ord yet forgiv meh T-T) <33

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6656278

>>6654594

>> No.6656326

>>6656278
REPORTED FOR GORE ON BLUE BOARD
THIS BOARD IS SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE FOR WORK, GOD

ugh I'm going to throw up

>> No.6656412

Hey anonlitas, just for curiousity's sake who are some efamous lolitas who are known to cause drama? infamous Lolitas if you will. Shamefully noob, ofc

>> No.6656423

>>6656412
Where do we begin? Look for anyone who has a tag on getoffegl for starters (under 'name: x').

>> No.6656490

>>6656412
Currently, the most dramamongering ones are;
RocketLaunching
Czol
Rabbit777
BrolitaJenny
The "3 liars" - Infiniteneeya, Octavekitten and I can't remember the one ones name
MisterLolita

Pixyteri has been quiet of late

Past drama llamas have included:
CharlotteCharms
LittleSebastien
Celticfreefall (more a bitch than anything)
Natural Onanist
Sniper Nyan
Talia
Missmeganmaude

>> No.6656498

>>6656326
I'm fed up with you social justice willows! Hope a lumberjack teaches you that you can't be so bloody sensitive with your 'treegers'

>> No.6656501

>>6656490
lol this isn't a biased list at all

>> No.6656506

>>6656501
Whut?
I just rang off a load of names as they popped into my head.

>> No.6656521

>>6656490
Oh talia. Those were some good times lol

>> No.6656522

>>6656501
How is the list biased? Wat.

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>>6656521
she's running a blog now. made a blog post on some company that screwed her over and bad customer service. I can't remember the link but it was hilarious.

>> No.6656543

For some reason I thought the list would be longer? I wanted to know so i can learn what NOT to do as a Lolita. Looks like I've got a bit of catching up to do lolol

>> No.6656551

>>6656536
Omg wasn't it called sweet revenge or something equally ??

>> No.6656555

>>6656551
*equally stupid. Fail.

>> No.6656565

>>6656490
Who said Infiniteneeya doesn't post on get off egl? http://getoffegl.livejournal.com/525680.html?thread=36531056#t36531056

>> No.6656574

>>6656565
She didn't really post that much.

http://getoffegl.livejournal.com/562116.html?thread=38063300#t38063300

This is the most she posted. And lord just re-reading it gets my jimmies rustled, especially in consideration of what happened after. What a god damn bitch.

>> No.6656575

>>6656565
I think the only person who said that was herself... obvs disproven tho since she posted against roseaire

>> No.6656578

>>6656498
Wow, and the first thing you do is resort to threats of physical violence.

Lumberjacks are no laughing matter. Do you think COLD-SAPPED MURDER is a joke? I lost two of my cousins to lumberjacks. We were minding our own business, just about to start growing this season's cones, then BAM. Those savages murdered them, then dragged their corpses off to defile. All of their burando was ruined. Don't fucking joke about lumberjacks, birch.

>> No.6656586

>>6656574
She is totally a bitch. She also writes with to many commas.
>Ending sentences with XD
>I commented in regards to her service and my experience with her, which was carried out on Facebook, which renders it less "formal" than a normal transaction, so it is what it is, please take it or leave it, it really doesn't matter to me! XD

>> No.6656592

>>6656586
>so it is what it is, please take it or leave it, it really doesn't matter to me! XD

I never noticed that sentence before... yeah, it really doesn't matter to her, since she lied about what happened.

At least I can rest easy knowing that every time a positive review of rosaire goes up on egl, the three liars and vendetta anon cry out in anger.

>> No.6656595

>>6656543
What not to do as a lolita, when it comes to dramamongering, is pretty much what not to do as a decent person on the internet. There's nothing really lolita-specific about not being extremely rude or shady with people's money.

Basically though, don't try to be a special snowflake. Whether you're the specialest, edgiest snowflake because you drink and smoke and swear and have sex in brand unlike those stupid prudes who don't know how to have fun, or you're a pure tender flower who may not actually own any pieces but is more lolita in her heart than all those bitchsluts on getoffegl, or... well, we get a lot of these. Don't do that. Don't spill your insecurity all over innocent bystanders, it's hard to wash out.
Look for simply26, crystal_moon and shadow666 as examples of people who weren't able to keep their dumbassery under wraps and ended up as entertainment.

God, I miss crystal_moon. What became of her?

>> No.6656608

>>6656578
i know your feel and shed spruce for your loss. Lightning once struck my aunt oak and she survived. But the lumberjacks came and cut her down without giving her a chance to rejuvenate!

I still have difficulty with photosynthesis whenever I think about it.

>> No.6656613

>>6656595
She still posts albeitly not as retardedly

>> No.6656621

>>6656595
Thanks anon, this is very helpful. I'm a decent person but i admit i can get very sensitive about things... So I could have fallen into special snowflake tender heart category. *shudders.

>> No.6656632

>>6656608
That is sad and all, but that's what you get for being OAK. Gtfo, ew

>> No.6656640

Can someone please make a Facebook fanpage for treelita?? It needs to happen already

>> No.6656653
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>>6656621
>~* lolita netiquette lesson 1 *~<
If you get upset at something, step away from the computer. Never post anywhere but your own private journal when you're agitated. You can tell the other party how wrong and stupid and wrong they are the next day, when you've calmed down and had a good night's rest. Maybe (likely) by that time you won't even care anymore.
Even if the other person is being obtusely Wrong On The Internet, getting upset at them in a place that will preserve your reply can end up being very embarrassing later on. Nobody really cares who gets the last word in some kerfluffle on BtB and they're much more likely to remember someone losing their shit 'in public' than someone who didn't even bother to engage.

JUS B COOL

(I really wanted to make a pun involving trees but fuck it it's late I'm going to bed)

>> No.6656657

>>6656640
Why don't you do it, anon?

>> No.6656672

>>6656592
http://assortedchokelates.blogspot.nl/2013/02/shopping-service-review-frills-and-new.html

That sweet feeling when chokelate posted a review of rosaire on her blog

>> No.6656699

>>6656653
Oh, I wish everyone would just follow what this post says and calm their fucking tits before they blow up publicly on the internet.

It would save so many people from themselves it's not even funny. Would also keep people from looking like tools and embarrassing themselves later on. Half of the things people get mad about aren't even important and nobody ever remembers.

>> No.6656718

>>6656640
Like a fanpage or a group? Treelitas rockin dat foliage. If we get a good bunch of memes going I'm all for making a fanpage.

>> No.6656769

>>6656621
Honestly you seem like a special snowflake in waiting. Golden rule of not being annoying: lurk more, post less.

>>6656699
>it's not even funny
Indeed, the community wouldn't be very funny at all if people just calmed down and behaved rationally

>> No.6658332

>>6656672
And Cadney. http://egl.livejournal.com/19108943.html#cutid1

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6658350

>>6656326
>>6656578

They were asking for it. If you make yourself look attractive, you're just asking for a human to chop you down for furniture.

>> No.6658354

>>6632676
Too lewd

>> No.6658375

>>6656640
Can I join even if I'm not a treelita?
This shit's hilarious