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Femanon status:

[ ] Told.
[X] Fucking Told.

>> No.6517399

Yes, you're right.

Nobody want to fuck nerds. Nerds are fucking disgusting and unlovable.

>> No.6517401

Yeah, I agree. Nerds are disgusting.

>> No.6517404
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This is now a thread about how nobody want to fuck nerds.

>> No.6517406
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Not only are nerds usually physically repulsive, they are also usually dicks.

They are also terrible in bed 90% of the time.

>> No.6517408
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All nerds are destined to die alone.

>> No.6517411

it's okay for female nerds.
Most guys will put their dicks in anything.

It's male nerds I feel bad for. There is no hope for them.

>> No.6517414
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NEWS JUST IN

nerds to be forever with a dry dick and lonely heart

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It's feels good to finally accept these facts, OP... Thank you.

>> No.6517416

>>6517406
>They are also terrible in bed 90% of the time.

Like a whore who just lies there would know anything about being good in bed.

How many men have pumped and dumped you sweetheart?

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>> No.6517419
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So is that why I don't have a girlfriend?

>> No.6517420
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>>6517416

Oh plenty.

But it was me who pumped and dumped the nerds.
They would call and beg for me to come over, but I just laughed in their faces after the first time.

Every dingle time they were pathetic. I didn't waste my time with them after I'd fucked each of them and been disappointed.

>> No.6517422

>>6517420
a.....alpha as fuck....?

>> No.6517423

Yeah nerds are fucking disgusting.

The worst thing about them is they thing they're entitled to your love just because they're nice to you or do your fucking homework.

Makes me sick.

>> No.6517424
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Every time I look at a nerd I throw up in my mouth.

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>>6517418
>mfw people say women aren't whores

>> No.6517425
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THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME THINK ABOUT NERDS!

I FEEL NAUSEOUS!

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>>6517426

Better a whore than an unlovable dweeb.

>> No.6517429
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

I REALLY DON'T HEART NERDS!

>> No.6517432

HAHAHAHA! I love this, OP. Love it.

>> No.6517431

Despite all the laughter in this thread, it's funny because cosplay is basically porn in disguise.

It's funny how so many cosplayers were molested when they were children, so they decide to go into such a sexualized hobby as an outlet.

It's funny how many of them get 'raped' at cons. The more cosplayers raped, the better.

>> No.6517433

>>6517431
troof

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>>6517431

Well, cons are full of nerds.
Nerds never get laid because they're vile.

Disgusting nerds can't control themselves.

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>>6517431

Agreed.

I hope disgusting cosplayers give disgusting venereal diseases to all the disgusting nerds.

And thus the circle of disgusting is completed.

>> No.6517439

>>6517434
>Implying women don't orgasm from rape

LEL

>> No.6517440

>>6517436

and everyone still dies alone. except of the cosplayer girls...
and everyone but the nerds.

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>>6517439

They only orgasm from rape from alphas.

Nobody ever orgasms from having sex with nerds, let alone rapist nerds.

HAHAHHA THE VERY THOUGHT

>> No.6517446

God I love this board, It is always great for a laugh. Please do go on friends.

>> No.6517445
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I hope nerds die.

I would support genocide of the nerds.

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All this talk of nerds is making me think of how much I prefer alphas with hard bodies and strong arms.

>> No.6517452

If all men were nerds, the human race would die out because nobody would ever breed.

If the nerds starting raping people women would literally throw themselves down flights of stairs and drink liters of vodka instead of having to give birth to nerd spawn.

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>>6517453

women would probably just commit suicide rather than have to live on a planted full of nerds.

>> No.6517453

>>6517452

there would be a great increase in the purchase of clothes hangers, minus the clothes.

>> No.6517456
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It amuses me to think about how much i really don't heart nerds.

>> No.6517457

>>6517452
Imagen the world being a place full of nice people.
I wish iI could live there without any women being retarded, unable to drive, being hypocrits.

>> No.6517458

hahahaha nerds

if i wanted to fuck a pussy i'd fuck a girl. at least a girl would be more likely to look and smell nicer

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>>6517457

You might as well live on a world with no women for all the vagina and intimacy you get.

When was the last time you touched a tit?

Over the blouse?

DID YOU SPUNK YOUR PANTS YOU PATHETIC GEEK?

>> No.6517462

>>6517458

I hear ya sister!

I'd fuck Susan Boyle before I'd touch a nerd.

>> No.6517465
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I once pity fucked a nerd.

Never again.

>> No.6517466

>>6517460
You couldnt even satisfy a man even if you tried.
The women ive fucked could probably do alot better than you, stay in that kitchen with that elementary school degree.

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>>6517465

Well yeah, that's the only way that they ever get their dicks slimy.

Pity fucks.

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>>6517466

Well I can't say I'm surprised that your HAND and your CAT are better in bed than me.

After all, they've known you a lot longer.

>> No.6517471

>>6517469
How dare you say that, I have lost both my harms and my kitten died a year ago.
You hearthless criminal scum.

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>>6517471

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Do nerds even have testicles?

Sometimes I wonder.

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>>6517477

They have ballsacks but all they contain is useless knowledge mixed in with lonely tears.

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/fit/ here
So i guess you girls do have feelings for us?
It's ok, /cgl/, you can always come over and we can play "dress up".

>> No.6517485

>>6517483
/fa/ > /fit/

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>>6517483

>> No.6517487

>>6517483

Only for actual hot guys like zyzz

Most of /fit/ seems to be pathetic feelfags

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I once almost let a nerd pity fuck me.
He took one look at my naked body and jizzed himself.

He cried and kept apologizing.
Shit was hilarious.

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>>6517490

Hmm, me too. He managed to get inside me but he was really small and he came after only about ten thrusts.

it was like being humped by stay puft marshmallow man.

>> No.6517493

man, fuck nerds.

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>>6517492

LOL

>> No.6517500

>>6517492
You need to have some hours of foreplay.
That should help out a bit on that issue, you dont have alot of experience do you?

>> No.6517501

I wear a "I <3 Nerds" shirt. Because it's true. I love them. They are so disgusting, ugly, weak and most of all, gullible.

They spend their days saying bad things about women, they KNOW that they are repulsive and nobody would ever fuck them, they KNOW I wear this shirt only to get their attention, they complain about it but they still give me all the attention I want and need.

>> No.6517502

My boyfriend is a nerd, it's my first boyfriend and I didn't know about all this. What should I do/

>> No.6517507

>>6517502
Do what all women do when they have boyfriends.

>> No.6517509

If you stop replying they'll stop making shitty threads.

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>>6517501

I just love how gullible and pliable they are.

They're like BUTTAAAAAAAH!

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>>6517509

I don't know what you're talking about.

I love this thread.

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>>6517502

Dump him.
You will never truly love a nerd,

>> No.6517520

>>6517502

if he's your boyfriend, he isnt a nerd