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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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Women of cgl...

You're at con and an attractive male cosplayer is hitting on you.

1. What does he say to pick you up?
2. What does he cosplay as?

>> No.6460335

Be himself, nothing.

>> No.6460343

1. I've got a gun and if you don't come with me I'll be using it.
2. Kidnapper

>> No.6460358
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6460358

>cosplaying Dio Eraclea from Last Exile
>a little embarrassed, asks something irrelevant such as "excuse me, do you know where they're selling wigs?" as an excuse to talk to me

>> No.6460367

1. Makes me laugh.
2. Loki or Doctor Who (4, 10, 11)

>> No.6460430

What do you mean, pick me up?

>> No.6460435

Maybe if he's funny about it, flirting but not in a creepy way.

Let me guess, you're looking for advice to pick up girls at a con?

>> No.6460453
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6460453

"Maybe I can help you."

>> No.6460492

>>6460319
1. "Excuse me, but you wouldn't happen to be an archaeologist?"
2.He's wearing a tank top, sweatpants and aviators

>> No.6460517
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6460517

1. " You're really pretty and I love your character! Can I have your facebook to add you and talk more about that show/ series/ video game? "
2. Yukio, Seta (P4), any attractive male character with long hair and glasses

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>>6460517
>facebook

I came to see how horrible this board is and I was not let down.

>> No.6460556

He would actually be a female, (either lesbian or bi, it doesn't matter), and she's be wearing something from one of my favorite series. Maybe Caska from Berserk, or Integra from Hellsing? Either way, she'd do a hell of a job. She'd be a bit taller than me (which is rare, since I'm 5'9.), and for some reason I imagine she'd be a bit darker skinned than me. (Maybe she's white with a tan, maybe she's Latino or African. For some reason, I just think it's pretty.)

She would probably make some comment about my cosplay. Maybe I'm a more feminine character from the same series she's cosplaying, and she starts talking about the show. We joke around, I come out of my usually very introverted shell, and she asks me if I'd like to catch up with her for breakfast the next day. I give her my room number and cell number, and stay up expecting to be txted about the date. The txt never comes, but she surprises me instead by showing up at the room with a to-go box with breakfast from the hotel restaurant. (Or maybe some take-out, it doesn't really matter.) I'd told her before that I was staying alone, so we spend the entire morning in the hotel room together.

Sorry if that isn't what you're looking for. Pretend that I'm straight, just for the answer you're needing, and that a guy cosplayed from the same type of series and chatted me up in the same manner. The only trouble is, I don't think you're looking for what would get a girl to date you. If you're looking for sex, you pretty much just have to tell her that you're looking for a lay, and be honest about it. Most girls respect that.

>> No.6460561

>>6460533
Pretty much everyone (short of scum of the earth neckbeard virginfags) has a facebook.