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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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Oh heavenly blessed /cgl/, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, we would love to be your knights in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with /fit/ and /sp/ at any moment, we are good people, kind, loyal and sincere. Our friendship that we offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating our souls. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. We are of the people that like to have a good relationship with all our friends. Would you do us the honour of stepping forth unto this thread if you are of age and aesthetics so we may all find our qt3.14's that reside within your domain? We come at a time of great victory for our boards and wish to ripen the success with our fine maidens from /cgl/.

haha
meow
>plz respond

>> No.6459246

bring us the qtp2ts we are ready for our victory spoils

>> No.6459247

Scooby pls

>> No.6459248

gieb moni pls


>huehuehue

>> No.6459250
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6459250

Cmon qt3.14's don't be afraid
come on out plz

>> No.6459253

>>6459250
lel

>> No.6459252

>>6459250
what a slimy looking little bastard

>> No.6459254

I have a bone that needs to be examined.

>> No.6459259

DYEL

>> No.6459260
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6459260

cmon /cgl/ you gonna leave 2 bro boards hanging in our hour of glory?

>> No.6459261

>>6459260
gieb moni or i report u

>> No.6459262

>>6459259
Stop being tsundere ;-;

>> No.6459266
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6459266

>tfw no gf

>> No.6459269

>>6459267
Thanks I will

>> No.6459267

>>6459262
I will cut off your balls.

>> No.6459270

>>6459267
I confess, that has always been a fetish of mine. I want to cut the guys balls off in the middle of the night with hedge clippers. No idea why.

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6459271

>>6459267
Why all the hostility? Are we still down for the /cgl/ /fit/+/sp/ meetup?

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6459274

>>6459270
>tfw it has always been a fetish of mine to have my balls cut off by mai waifu in the middle of the night.

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6459275

>>6459270

>> No.6459278
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6459278

/cgl/ are the concubines of 4chan, and I still can't pick them up.

>that feel

>> No.6459281

this thread screams /r9k/
even if you're from /fit/ you are probably just some fatass trying to fit in with the shitstains of 4chan

>> No.6459282

silly boys. I might actually have sex with one of you and save the condom to get pregnant later so you have to pay me money.

>> No.6459284

>>6459281
/r9k/ doesn't have the balls to even approach qt3.14's on the internet, plz don't group us with them. We are upfront about our feels and work on them.

>> No.6459287

>>6459284
stop bumping your shitty thread

>> No.6459286

>>6459282
Jokes on you, I'm infertile.... ;-;

>> No.6459288

>>6459278
you smell like virgin. we hate virgin boys here

>> No.6459292

/jp/ here
do not let these she-devils corrupt you

stay strong

>> No.6459293

>>6459282
You sound like you're from /r9k/

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6459294

>>6459287
Stop trying to fight it bb, you know you want a man who you can't push around. I know that's why you seagulls like to act like bitches, its a defensive process that weeds out the weak and pushovers. I shall not bend to your will.

>> No.6459295

>>6459292
hey anon, I just bought some new panties. Come here and tell me how they look?

>> No.6459299

>>6459295
Not now mom

>> No.6459301
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6459301

There are no women in this thread

>> No.6459302

>>6459295

i don't leave my room for no one

>> No.6459307

>>6459302
It's okay anon-kun. I'll come into your room.

>> No.6459308

>>6459307
locked
and don't you say you have the key
because you don't

>> No.6459314

>simply diving

>> No.6459313
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6459313

what they expect..

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6459317

>>6459313
...what they get

>> No.6459319

>>6459308
Oh anon-kun, you're so silly. I can just kick down your door.

>> No.6459320

>>6459317
Why hasn't pixyteri died yet.

>> No.6459321

But it's cold, my lips are all cracked and not soft at all.

>> No.6459322

BURN IN HELL WITH ZYZZ

>> No.6459323

>>6459321
bb, this is why you need an aesthetic bf to warm you on those cold days.

>> No.6459324
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6459324

A bit nerdy fittitor here who'd love to know what he'd have to do to win over the heart of an EGL princess.

>Perks
>5'8" and will cosplay with you (In before manlet)
>Likes anime and speaks Japanese
>otter mode
>Appreciates EGL aesthetics

>> No.6459325

>>6459322
>Implying we won't go to mount Olympus and lift forever with the Zyzz and the gods.

It's our eternal reward.

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>>6459319
you are too weak to kick my door down

>> No.6459330

you wouldn't want me, I'm 6'4" and guys are too intimidated. how's the weather down there?

>> No.6459333

>>6459330
Fairly mild. Wanna grab lunch sometime?

>> No.6459331

>>6459329
I doubt that, but even if I am, I'm not too weak to use power tools.

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>>6459331
good luck getting me to look in your general direction

>> No.6459339

Well, think about these questions first.
>What is your favorite vidya female? (bonus points for someone other than Lara Croft or Zero Suit Samus)
>What is your favorite animu female?

The realm of cosplay is a dark one,

>> No.6459341

>>6459333
Can't argue with trips, too bad I'm stuck in Minnesota and everyone else lives in Florida or Cali...

>> No.6459340

5'6" black virgin here wants /fit/ guys to work out with and buy her Lolita clothes here

>> No.6459343

>tfw 4'9" and most of you could snap me in half
men r scary pls go

>> No.6459346

>>6459343
same, I'm 4'10".
Halp

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>>6459338
Oh, sweet naive anon... Why do you think duct tape, viagra, and chloroform were invented?
You'll love me eventually

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6459348

>>6459339
>Zoey from L4D
>Rukia <3

>> No.6459350

>>6459341
I'm actually in NJ

>> No.6459354

>>6459348
Don'ttouchmeyoufilthycasual.jpg

>> No.6459356

>>6459354
Stop not liking what I like!

>> No.6459359
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>>6459347
so I tried looking over my option for what I could do

I was thinking I could jump out the window, but I'm sure that would cause a panic attack

thats the only thing I came up with

I'd probably just curl up in my sheets and roll around in the fetal position trying to get away from you

>> No.6459360

>tfw no bf
>tfw you live in a boring as fuck square state
>tfw no job
>tfw no tits

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>>6459348
>tfw no qt bf to cosplay Zoey and Francis with
Stop making me feel these feels, anon.

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>>6459354
>he doesn't have the pic

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>>6459359
I hope you enjoy getting pegged, anon-kun

>> No.6459371

>>6459370
why, thank you

>> No.6459372

>>6459360
Are you me

>> No.6459375

>>6459368
no
thats not nice at all

id rather play touhou
how about instead of doing lewd things you make me food instead

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>> No.6459378

>>6459375
That's not how this game works, anon.
The game goes like this, I tie you up and peg you, then dress you up in pretty dresses and stockings and peg you more.

>> No.6459379

>>6459378
this game doesn't sound very fun at all

i like my idea better

>> No.6459380

>>6459379
You'll learn to like it, anon-chan.

>> No.6459391

>>6459339
>fiora... maybe ada in that red dress
>nyuu

do i pass?

>> No.6459393

>>6459366
If only you were really a girl ;-; and if only I could grow facial hair at a manly rate.

>> No.6459397
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6459397

/sp/ here

>tfw no gf
>tfw want gf

>> No.6459399

>>6459397
you can have the she-devil who's into pegging
please take her

>> No.6459400

>>6459397
What sports do you play?

>> No.6459402
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>>6459400
>/sp/
>playing sports

>> No.6459405

>>6459400
not that guy, but indoor soccer(futsal), football, and occassionally bball

enjoy watching just about anything

>> No.6459407

I find it amusing that the only non pathetic person here is the person who said they were from /jp/

you all need to go to r9k and stay there