/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.6420241]

Shit tumblr says thread? The stupider the better.

[Anonymous No.6420274]

I came here to masturbate to pictures of dressed-up ladies, but this made me mad.

Great, now I can't even think about touching myself.

[Anonymous No.6420299]

X-trung.tumblr.com

You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.6420309]

>>6420306
>tuts
What is this? Should I be getting aroused?

[Anonymous No.6420306]

>>6420274
cum here sexy boi i'll tuts you insted

[Anonymous No.6420313]

>>6420309
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8

[Anonymous No.6420318]

>>6420313
>rape me in my thighs
Boner achieved.

[Anonymous No.6420336]

Not as bad as OP but one of my old friends that has fallen into the wrong crowd reblogged this.
I just hate these retarded blanket statements that go no where except "ppl are aren't checking their privilege oh my god so racial"
Especially this one because it implies white people are infringing on black people's ability to make decision but OH WAIT they're not doing it enough because ~they don't curr about black people~.

[Anonymous No.6420359]

social justice warriors vs social justice warriors

[Anonymous No.6420361]

>>6420299
Oh god, reading that for the past 15 mins. Some of this shit is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.6420369]

OP is comedy gold.

Seriously.

I'm laughing so hard.

I can't wait for the wank to come out of this.

[Anonymous No.6420370]

>>6420299
Jenn. 22. Cisgendered white female. Transabled. Pansexual. Singlet. Gainer. Vegan. Feminist. Fat activist. Transfat activist. Demiplatonic. Aromantic. Asensual. Currently questioning my ethnicity.

Likes: Sewing, cooking, gardening, eating, human rights, human-animal rights, fat acceptance.

Justice. 23. Genderfluid FAAB. All pronouns acceptable. Racially mixed PoC. Pansexual but currently nonsexual. Trans* activist. Hardcore vegan activist. Animal rights. Organic Raw Veganism. Former O.S. Anti-racism. ED recovery. BPD. OCD.

Likes: Pranic nourishment. Superfoods. Animal rights activism. Veganism.

Is this real?

[Anonymous No.6420390]

>>6420370
pfffffffhahahaha
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LsRTSdwPEi

[Anonymous No.6420407]

>>6420299
Oh my god, this one though

[Anonymous No.6420432]

>>6420370
>questioning my ethnicity

[Enver !!52WOxLC+CKW No.6420435]

>>6420370
You lost me at Cisgendered

[Anonymous No.6420439]

>>6420370
>>6420299

[Anonymous No.6420445]

>>6420390
wow is that your voice?

[Anonymous No.6420450]

>>6420439
What the fuck is a 'headmate'?

[Anonymous No.6420463]

>>6420370
I thought I knew too many of these terms but transabled? Singlet? Gainer? Former O.S. Anti-racism?

WHAT IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.6420470]

>>6420370
I don't...I don't know what I'm reading.

[Anonymous No.6420468]

>>6420463
I know a gainer is someone who intentionally makes themselves as fat as they possibly can. I have no idea what transabled, singlet, and Former O.S. mean.

[Anonymous No.6420472]

>>6420370
Does anyone have a pic of this chick?

She sounds really really ugly.

[Anonymous No.6420473]

>>6420370
>Pranic nourishment
No, I give up, these guys must be trolling. Nobody actually believes in that stuff, I refuse to accept that.

[Anonymous No.6420476]

>>6420299
> I struggled with an ED for years (still struggle but I consider myself recovered)

So you can still show symptoms of disease but "it's okay gaiz I ~identify~ as recovered!" I hate this "identify as" bullshit. You either are or you aren't these things.

[Anonymous No.6420482]

>>6420468
transabled means someone who isn't disabled but feels they should be
singlet means a person who is not in a multiple system i.e someone with no voices in their head (doesn't mean they aren't crazy though)

[Anonymous No.6420481]

Transabled is when you're not disabled, but ~identify~ as a disabled person.

[Anonymous No.6420484]

http://dumbthingssocialjusticeblogssay.tumblr.com/post/33523490150/transfat-shaming

[Anonymous No.6420489]

>>6420445
Yep. I just checked my privilege, too.

[Anonymous No.6420501]

Any PoCs ever get accused of being racist against their own kind? That happened to a girl I follow and I want to hear more stories.

[Anonymous No.6420502]

>>6420476
Plus considering the eating habits she's listed, she's very, very clearly not even close to recovering.

[Anonymous No.6420500]

>>6420484
>transfat
So she identifies as fat and eats a vegan diet in order to gain weight so she can actually be fat? The worst thing about this is that I don't understand why anyone would want to identify as a fat person. Fat people might want to see themselves as thin (or "identify"), but wanting to be fat when it's not a fetish just sounds like she's trying to be all contrary and unique.

[Anonymous No.6420506]

>>6420484
>daughter is pretty obviously craycray
>parents are just all "lol she's doing it for attention"

she's pretty silly but I think she'd be better off if her parents just took her seriously

She probably just hangs on to tumblr because it's the only place where she feels like she's being listened to non-judgementally

[Anonymous No.6420511]

>>6420506
It sounds like they've tried to help her and she's just been completely unreceptive because she believes nothing's wrong. I don't blame them for getting frustrated at this point.

[Anonymous No.6420513]

>>6420370
They were funnier before. One of them keeps moving in and out with her parents and had this monstrous tantrum because they stopped payihng for her shit.
http://lookaturlife.livejournal.com/55481.html

[Anonymous No.6420525]

[Anonymous No.6420526]

>I shouldn't have to lower my standards, they should!

[Anonymous No.6420535]

>>6420526
Maybe it's more that you're a fucking fatass who doesn't know how to apply makeup and who is coming off like one of those "nice guys"? I hate people who act like her, who act like the fact that not everyone finds her attractive is a flaw in them instead of a fault of her own that she could fix.

[Anonymous No.6420538]

>>6420473
Had no idea what it was, looked it up and
>self-proclaimed prophet Jasmuheen who believes people can draw nourishment from the 'divine life force in the form of liquid light'.
waaaat how is anyone actually stupid enough to believe this shit...

[Anonymous No.6420539]

>>6420525
I refuse to believe these people are serious.

[Anonymous No.6420547]

>>6420538
Also how can she following this if she's a gainer? She must be kidding, right?

[Anonymous No.6420551]

>>6420526
She'd still be plug-ugly if she lost weight.

[Anonymous No.6420559]

>>6420547
There's two of them that share a blog.

[Anonymous No.6420562]

what's a headmate?

PLEASE don't tell me it's about imaginary boy/girlfriends

[Anonymous No.6420565]

[Anonymous No.6420566]

>>6420562
a headmate is an imaginary voice inside their head, because it's cool to fake DID on tumblr lately. headmates are said to be capable of fronting (i.e. taking over the host body) however when they type out responses as a headmate they sound remarkably similar to the "original" for some reason..

[Anonymous No.6420569]

>>6420562
It's like the cool way of saying you have different distinct personalities in your head.

Frankly, I think the majority of it is to shuffle the blame out of themselves while playing the pity the victim card and well as being a unique snowflake. Those 'headmates' are just a step up from ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL people, evident by how often one would be a japanese gaiboy.

[Anonymous No.6420574]

>>6420450
A headmate is basically someone that 'lives' in your head. It's a total figment of your imagination, or it can be caused by mental issues.

So if I thought that I could hear fucking Ichigo Kurosaki in my head, he'd be a headmate.

[Anonymous No.6420595]

Social activism should have never been mixed with internet based geekery (or really any geekery).

[Anonymous No.6420596]

>>6420574
>>6420569
>>6420566
Oh god it's like those pony tulpa threads.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ8mSBaD3Q

[Anonymous No.6420617]

>>6420596
Oh my god, my sides.

>this is serious