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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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Would you FUG /jp/?

>> No.6417121

what is fug?

>> No.6417123

>>6417121
He means fuck, I think.
...Right?

>> No.6417125
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>> No.6417127

>>6417118
Why would we?

By the way, saw your thread on /jp/ about us.
Obviously we don't like each other, so why do you guys keep asking?

>> No.6417129

>>6417127

>Obviously we don't like each other

pls no bully

>> No.6417130

>>6417118
Fug no

>> No.6417132

hell yes

>> No.6417131

>>6417129
Maybe you shouldn't shitpost if you can't handle it then.

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6417136

Sure if you hand over Milky-chan.

>> No.6417141

I use both boards.
This is difficult.

>> No.6417142

>>6417141
You've set it up for me, anon.
Three words for you:

"Go fuck yourself"

>> No.6417143
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6417143

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>> No.6417145

>>6417143
Are you a girl?

>> No.6417147

>>6417136
How do we know that you'll actually take appropriate measures this time, and not chicken out and imprison her on the moon for a mere 10,000 years

>> No.6417150

Hello everyone. This is annual /jp/ field trip to /cgl/
Apparently everyone have been very fascinated of girls recently and they decided to come to meet you all. Isn't that nice.

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>>6417147
I promise i'll treat her with respect.... and do lewd stuff.

>> No.6417152

>>6417149
Respect is the last thing that /jp/ ever demands.

>> No.6417153

>>6417150
You do realise that it is actually /adv/ or /soc/ or /r9k/ trying to set us both up for amusements?

>> No.6417154 [DELETED] 

>>6417152
Okay then, i'll treat like a toilet, is that better for you?

>> No.6417157

>>6417153
I doubt anybody cares enough about either board to do something like that. Probably just /jp/ making threads for shits and giggles instead.

>> No.6417156

>>6417154
Much better. Please video-tape it and then trace it and release it on niconico?

>> No.6417155

>>6417143

Were you born in 1994?

>> No.6417159

>>6417153
Probably /r9k/

We rustled their jimmies.

>> No.6417158

>>6417152
Okay then, i'll treat her like a toilet, is that better for you?

>> No.6417160

>>6417157
/jp/ was systematically raided a couple of days ago (admittedly, largely, by cross-board "/jp/"ers).

>> No.6417162

stop replying to shitposting.

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>>6417160
h-how the hell do you raid your own board???

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>>6417156
Sure i will! Just for you though only!

>> No.6417167

>>6417165
If you have to ask, you don't want to know.

If you don't need to ask, you already know too much.

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6417169

Can someone describe the smell of a vagina to me?

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>>6417166
I apologise for not using sage.

>>6417169
Please no, your threads are disturbing enough on /jp/ and I know what you're going to ask next.

>> No.6417171

>>6417169
Well, vaginas with yeast infections smell kind of like bad sushi.

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>>6417170
No no no, that's alright. I just miss typed and forget to add " her ".. so i deleted it in hope of no one seeing that.

Please do enjoy your stay.

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Is it common to have sex at cons?

>> No.6417176

>>6417172
Only if you're a slut and you're at the con past 11 drinking.

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>>6417173
Thank you! I will visit more often.

As a request for forgiveness, please accept this Tsundere Mr Darcy.

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6417179

I'm so jealous, I made the mistake of posting before the new janitor went to sleep and now I can't join the fun on /jp/ for a whole day.

>> No.6417184

>>6417179
New janitor is a bully.

>> No.6417181
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6417181

Please come to /jp/ anytime you want. We love girls.

>> No.6417183

>>6417181
Haha no you don't.

>> No.6417187

>>6417184
At least you have a janitor.

>> No.6417186

>>6417179
Aw. Well, you can watch from afar. And... You can join the, uh, "fun" here.

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>>6417178
Oh my, that's a fancy gift, please do take one of our tripfags or anons.

>> No.6417192

>>6417179
Join in and have fun with this.
*whips out dick*

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>>6417187
/cgl/ doesn't have a janitor? Do you report like crazy? That's what they like.

>>6417183
I wish I could disagree, but discussions of Fujoshi have recently turned ugly, with offers of panties mailed all around.

>> No.6417190

>>6417183
We are just tsunderes. We actually love girls, but are afraid to admit it. Every time there is a "girl" thread it gets filled very quickly, way faster than NEET threads.

>> No.6417195

>>6417189
>Do you report like crazy?
I doubt enough of us do. Most people here just want to bitch and troll.

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>>6417190
The contemporary hikki threads are anything but. People who use the toilet post in them for goodness' sake.

>>6417195
And this, kind ladies, is how /jp/ managed to raid itself two days ago. Please do heed the warning signs.

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>>6417190
Shh..

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>>6417186
Every time a /cgl/ thread gets linked on /jp/ it looks like you're being raided by /fit/ or /soc/ or something though. What if they come and ruin the fun?

>> No.6417210

>>6417204
Awh. I hope they don't...

>> No.6417212

>>6417181
I am in /jp/ a lot. You guys scare me, and maybe would accuse me of being fake. So when I post, I post neutral.

>> No.6417213

>>6417189
I don't even know what to report shit like this as. There's no board rule against trolling, it's not illegal and it's not commercial spam.

>> No.6417214

>>6417213
commercialise this
*whips out dick*

>> No.6417216

>>6417212
Aw, really? Most of them don't scare me. It's just turned into annoyance now.

>> No.6417217

>>6417213
Trolling outside of /b/ is against one of the global rules though. You know, the umbrella rule that can be used as an excuse to ban anyone.

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>>6417159

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>>6417213
Global rule 6. Apparently they ban people for that now.

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>>6417213
Reread Global rules 3, 4, 6, 10? If it is "shitposting," then report it, especially if it is ironic.

One thing that is true about /cgl/ is that you're not fujoshi. See attached.

>> No.6417223

>>6417216
Maybe it's because I'm a recovered NEET, and can relate, that I feel this way? :o

>> No.6417228

>>6417212
Just say that you want to be the little girl and you'll be fine.

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>>6417212
About the only rule with /jp/ is to not indicate to others that you're a girl. It causes "problems" for some people who have "problems." We can all be attractive, well adjusted and in a relationship like Komiko and James Franco.

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>>6417212
About the only rule with /jp/ is to not indicate to others that you're a girl. It causes "problems" for some people who have "problems." We can't all be attractive, well adjusted and in a relationship like Komiko and James Franco.

>>6417228
Wishing to be the little girl is perfectly fine.

>> No.6417238

>>6417229
Thank you! This is really helpful!
I haven't outed myself before, so I'll keep that up. /jp/ feels cozy, but distant. But I love you.

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They posted this on /jp/. Are you truly this crazy? I need an answer.

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>>6417238
Please enjoy warmly and watch while we wish to be the little girl.

/jp/ is the cosy vestibule for a life choice that many are delaying. I don't know if /cgl/ does portals, but, please don't. Portals are for /jp/ and for Lain.

>> No.6417251

>>6417243
Say it ain't so!

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I'm a seagull married to a /jp/ anon if that makes you feel better.

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>>6417253
A seagull?!

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Please ignore this thread and stay away from /jp/! You need to be a sophisticated, misunderstood genius in order to appreciate our sarcasm and meticulously crafted layers of irony.
Our board culture is a beautiful but delicate flower. Your clumsy whore hands would only damage it.
Thank you (´・ω・`)

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>>6417257
Wait, I get it now. Don't scare me like that.

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>>6417243
Yes, that would be correct.

>> No.6417271

>>6417259
The only way for /jp/ to woo me is to send me 40 sugar covered hamsters.

>> No.6417273

>>6417267
Does that mean I can't masturbate while I'm here?

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>>6417247
Thank you. I shall <3

/cgl/ is too lewd.

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>>6417271
Why would we woo our sister? Do you want a hamster for your birthday or not? Because we've got spare ebichu.

>> No.6417282

>>6417279
I love 2P Reimu

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>>6417267
H-how can you be so mean?

>> No.6417285

>>6417282
Too lovely for this place.

>> No.6417295

>>6417281
Sprinkle it with sugar and I'm up for it.