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6408447 No.6408447[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Holy crap I thought nerdy chicks were supposed to be nice.
Please don't tell me you're all like that.

>> No.6408460

>>6408447
One post, representative of us all.

Of course, darling.

>> No.6408469
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6408469

Male or female, most people are awful. Get used to it broski.

>> No.6408472

>>6408447
The poster of that and OP are one and the same.

>> No.6408468

>>6408460
Your sarcasm only further proves the OP's point.

>> No.6408476

>>6408472
OP is innocent until proven guilty.

>> No.6408480

>>6408469
Yeah I've been finding out
Goddamn
I can totally relate to the columbine guys now
Well on the bright side maybe this is just the US/possibly Europe

>> No.6408478

>>6408476
That's not how it works on /cgl/.

>> No.6408481

>>6408476
Other way around, buckeroo.

>> No.6408483

>>6408480
US/England/Spain/France

>> No.6408487

>>6408486
>tfw we don't give a fuck

>> No.6408486
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6408486

>tfw no gf

>> No.6408488

>tfw all i want is a sweet girl to watch One piece with on sundays.

>> No.6408491

>>6408488
>a sweet girl to watch One piece with on sundays.
All the sweet girls are at church.
Prove me wrong, heathens.

>> No.6408492
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6408492

>tfw such a lack of gf, that i spend a lot of time finding and making feel images

>> No.6408493

If girls liked virgin guys they wouldn't be virgins.

That shouldn't be a surprise for you.

>> No.6408495

>>6408491
aight I see your point.
I would like a girl who likes to watch One piece, to watch it with me.
Also not the kinda girl OP is talkin about.

>> No.6408498

>>6408492
This one is awesome when you're high. sooo funny

>> No.6408497

>>6408492
You should upload your collection bro. I'd d/l it hard and fast, no homo.

>> No.6408500

/jp/ here, why do you bully us? Can't you just smile and take it easy? I try to smile now, but I am in tears. Why?

>> No.6408505

>>6408493
Pts yeah I get that
But not the psycho bitch part

>> No.6408512
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6408512

>>6408500
Women only respect you after you beat them in a fistfight. So if you want a woman, do pic related.

>> No.6408514

>>6408478
That's how it works...IN AMERICA.

>> No.6408518

>>6408493
Are you implying that all women are rapists, or that all men are sluts?

>> No.6408523
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6408523

>>6408512
Wtf
Even the most beta guy can beat a girl up
Why do you ladies even watch romantic animes

>> No.6408524

>>6408493
I like people, but I don't want to have sex with them.

>> No.6408527

>>6408512
I don't want to have sex, I just don't want to be bullied.

>> No.6408529
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6408529

>>6408512
If that was the case, /jp/ would be drowning in bitches and whores.

>> No.6408532

long shot.
Anyone here from dk, who wants to watch me humiliate a complete beta faggot?

>> No.6408536

Can someone post stories of virgin guys being humiliated? I get wet for this.

>> No.6408537
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6408537

>>6408532

>> No.6408538

>>6408532
...but in what way?

>> No.6408541

>>6408523
>Even the most beta guy can beat a girl up
Gab that to my sister's mug mate, and not online, then we'll see what happens.

>> No.6408545

I would never ever humiliate someone for the pleasure of a girl.
Fukc that shit.

>> No.6408551

>>6408538
im the most beta in all of dk anyway so i can't do shit. I just wanted attention

>> No.6408552

are there dubs on this board? I heard there are dubs.

>> No.6408549
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6408549

Hey I'm a 6,2 "beta"
Go ahead and try that shit
I hope your "alpha" guy has health insurance

>> No.6408556

>>6408512
I don't want to though. I just want to take it easy. Why can't we be nice?

>> No.6408555

>>6408549
>implying height makes a difference against a trained alpha fighter
>laughingjackiechan.jpg

>> No.6408560
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6408560

>>6408556
>Why can't we be nice?
Cause you ain't swole.

>> No.6408562

>>6408555
>implying most "alphas" aren't just tools and aren't good at at shit

>> No.6408558

>>6408551
Oh. Well then you should humiliate yourself for our attention as punishment for your silly trolling.

>> No.6408567

>>6408558
Yeah, no..
I might be desperate but..
Meh what am i even saying ofc. ill do anything wanted of me.

>> No.6408570

>>6408562
>implying I'm talking about pseudo-alphas
>implying implications
>laughingalphacentauri.planet

>> No.6408571

>>6408562
>implying most "betas" aren't just neckbeards and aren't good at shit

>> No.6408574

>>6408570
well unless you're in an Asian country most people don't know karate
They know how to chug 4 beers in a row and yell like an idiot though

>> No.6408591

>>6408571
I'm good at danmaku games! Will you be my friend? Email in the email field.

>> No.6408603 [DELETED] 

>>6408591
You are?

>> No.6408616

Sometimes people making up stuff like this really disheartens me but then I just laugh because you know some people on /r9k/ are going to believe that.

>> No.6408621

>>6408616
Yes. ofc people on r9k are going to believe it.
They're too busy crying wolf too see what is actually going on.
Yeah. im from r9k. and i believe some people are like that.

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6408626

>>6408549
I've been in two fights btw
I went crazy
Not terribly proud of it though, its just something that happened
Moral of the story is
Don't mess with that weird quiet kid and he won't mess with you

>> No.6408634

why would somebody even get mad over what one person says anyways

>> No.6408635

Damn, you people are crazy.

>> No.6408638
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6408638

>tfw qt3.14gf whom I dress up and fuck all the time.

Yall nigs just neets and itas

>> No.6408654

>>6408634
Everyone knows your JLH why don't you go back to /x/?

>> No.6408661

Jesus christ. A whole fucking board of swami's

>> No.6408658

>>6408634
Because it's an excuse to judge all women the same.

>> No.6408659

>>6408654
idk but filtered

>> No.6408660
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6408660

>>6408634
I don't trust you swami

>> No.6408663

Even though I wouldn't date a virgin guy, what that person said is just too much.

>> No.6408665

>>6408658
don't worry i'm an expert on misogyny i am pretty much the most hated female on r9k

I GOT THIS

>> No.6408678

>>6408663
okay thank you
See was that so hard?

>> No.6408673

>>6408665
You wouldn't be if you'd just take off your trip and let your posts be judged for their individual merit

>> No.6408674
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6408674

>tfw no qt3.14 normal gf to watch american shows and go outside with

>> No.6408680

>>6408665
>>6408665
good stay there then we don't wont you here

>> No.6408681
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6408681

>Alpha beating up a beta because the girl gets pleasure out of it

Who's the real beta here?

>> No.6408684

>>6408680
oh no you see i'm going to stay because the drama here amuses me and besides i'm interested in cosplay just

HOW TO INTO COSPLAY is my question

>> No.6408699

>>6408680
Wow you guys are like the female version of /v/

>> No.6408694

>>6408684
First you pick something to cosplay then you make the cosplay then you attend a convention. Do you mean you want general sewing advice?

>> No.6408706

I only hate on women online, because I can't function properbly with them irl.
It sucks, and then my my feels get all mixed up witht the frustration of no sex for the last 3 years and then I end up circklejerking, calling people faggots, telling them to kill them selves..
Generally just being an online asshole.

And all of that is because I haven't found the girl I can function with yet.. someone who doesn't play mind games, and who doesn't imply a lot of things. my autism can't handle that.

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>>6408699

>> No.6408709

>>6408694
>First you pick something to cosplay
but what do i cosplay as oh god oh god
>then you make the cosplay
art was never my strong suit.. ever. and i'm a scientific person not an art person
>then you attend a convention
i don't even know where to find a convention near waterloo, ON / toronto, ON

>> No.6408710

>>6408616
Women going crazy over extreme display of violence isn't something new. See all the love serial killers get.

>> No.6408714

>>6408684
But you already protend to be something you are not, you are on the right path anyway.

>> No.6408715

>>6408710
The fact that these girls wear cute girly outfits makes it even more ironic.

>> No.6408716

>>6408710
That's not even the point, the point is nobody on /cgl/ ever talks about that, the reason OP or whoever made that up was to make people think women hate betas to try and make /r9k/ mad.

>> No.6408728

>>6408716
Yep. Master troll at work. Take note peeps.

>> No.6408724

>>6408716
That was from some other thread, everyone was talking about that.

>> No.6408725

>>6408716
Oh, that's kind of clever
>I still hate you guys

>> No.6408733

>>6408709
COSPLAY AS A FEMANON
DO THAT

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6408731

>>6408560
>mfw i am joe
get swole guys, it won't do anything for you. It's all a mental game anyway. Btw femanons, is it rape if i banged a girl who was blacked out but consented at the time? She's cool with everything, but, yea.

>> No.6408739

>>6408731
No its not rape
See that's what makes this even more enraging
Women set shitty rules and then call people who follow them pussies
I don't follow them, but still, fuck yall

>> No.6408740

>>6408709
Anime North.

There's actually a ton of toronto tripfags who can't cosplay for shit, you'll fit right in.

>> No.6408741

>>6408733
how can i cosplay as something i already am

stop it meany

>> No.6408742

>>6408716
...then again, there are all sorts of people out there in this world. I wouldn't be THAT surprised if a girl like that existed somewhere.

>> No.6408748

>>6408739
I would prefer a woman's opinion on this. The girl in question will not press any charges against me because i basically saved her from getting arrested on multiple occasions.

>> No.6408749

Bwaaaaaa no one replies to my posts.

>> No.6408755

>>6408741
NO
YOU DON'T GET IT
I MEAN, LIKE, WITH THE GREEN SKIN AND SUIT AND ALL
THEN AGAIN, THAT'S KIND OF, WELL, ANONYMOOSE IS LEGION CRAP AND I HEARD YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TOLERANCE FOR THAT
YOU KNOW WHAT? GO AS A BLACK MAN, DO THAT
TJ COMBO FROM KILLER INSTINCT TO BE SPECIFIC

>> No.6408752

>>6408740
but. i don't even watch anime

do i cosplay as a lolita or something or should i turn into a weeaboo and watch as MUCH ANIME AS I CAN to become weeaboo queen of them all edumacated in anime

>> No.6408757

>>6408742
Yeah but there's probably a guy thinking of the same situation, but those very few people don't make up the whole population of the world.

>> No.6408762

>>6408755
but i hate blacks and hispanics and asians and am a white nationalist so no

and i wonder what going as a HUEHUEE WE R LEGION LE ANONYMOUS would turn out to

would i get raped

>> No.6408758

>>6408748
You just said she consented
Fuck what they think

>> No.6408759

>>6408710
Back in our animal days a man killing a weaker man was seen as a good mate because he was capable of taking care of himself and his offspring. That's why women like men like that.

>> No.6408769

>>6408762
what about whitish hispanic
My last name is smith...

>> No.6408765

>>6408752
swami what do you think of this situation
>>6408731
>>6408748

>> No.6408766

>>6408752
Go watch Lain and cosplay her.

>> No.6408767

>>6408752
find an anime that you could tolerate watching.
If you think one of the characters is cool
Dress up like them.
That my friend is how you into cosplay.
It's fanatism at it's finest. imitation is the best flatter and all of that.

>> No.6408772

>>6408762
WAIT A SEC, SWAMI, I HEARD YOU DON'T LIKE BLACKS, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY I TOLD YOU TO ROLEPLAY AS SAID BLACK MAN TO BEGIN WITH, BUT HOW DID YOU GET TO BE ANNOYED AT HISPANICS AND ASIANS?

>> No.6408774

I hate men and I want to rip their penises off and set them on fire.

>> No.6408775
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6408775

>tfw no gf

>> No.6408777

>>6408774
And THAT'S a post easily identifiable as a troll.

>> No.6408778

>>6408774
sounds hawt. wanna make out?

>> No.6408787

>>6408752
watch naruto
Everyone likes naruto

>> No.6408788
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6408788

>>6408469
Fact. I am a terrible person.

>> No.6408792

>>6408765
if the girl doesn't care then it isn't rape. idk

she consented but can you prove that she consented in court
>>6408766
but

oh god so confusing i don't even know what lain is
>>6408767
i don't even know where to find good anime though and i can't go to /jp/ or /a/ because any board, or thread i post on, it suddenly becomes a circlejerk around me because apparently every board has people who know who i am which just then spreads even more. disgusting
>>6408787
uh

please no

>> No.6408790

Don't you ladies just love fucking over betas? Jesus, it gets my vagina wet.

>> No.6408794

>>6408790
I LOOOVE it..
Hey wanna make out ;)

>> No.6408795
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6408795

>femanons want to see you suffer and die
And people say /a/ is hateful.

>> No.6408797

>>6408792
>any board, or thread i post on, it suddenly becomes a circlejerk around m
So don't fucking trip, jesus

>> No.6408800

>>6408792
you COULD also log in without tripcode..

>> No.6408802 [DELETED] 

>>6408792
Strange events begin to occur as a withdrawn girl named Lain becomes obsessed with interconnected virtual realm of "The Wired".

>> No.6408810

>>6408792
Serial Experiments Lain

>Strange events begin to occur as a withdrawn girl named Lain becomes obsessed with interconnected virtual realm of "The Wired".

>> No.6408813

>>6408794
Totally! Not that I'm a lesbian or anything, but my inherent drive for sexual pleasure, combined with my incessant need for attention is making me hornier than a jazz club.

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6408804

I don't care
I just go fuck prostitutes
Fuck this shit socializing with people is way too hard
God should have made me a complete retard and gotten over with it

>> No.6408808

>>6408795
People keep suggesting it and fueling the idea...maybe you guys want femanons to make you suffer?

>> No.6408815

>>6408808
Hell no, I only like nice people.

>> No.6408818

>>6408797
>>6408800
but but but

but ;-;
>>6408802
>>6408810
going to check it out in 15. just need to finish 2 more pages of my 75 page lab report but you're all distracting me.

staop pls

>> No.6408820

>>6408808
Only the ones that are cuckolds and into femdom.

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>>6408706

>> No.6408831

>>6408813
im not a lesbian either!
im a guy. i want to get fucked over by a girl.
It makes my dick hard. its the only thing i know.

>> No.6408832

>>6408500
>/jp/
>take it easy
>>>/2008/
I wish. You used to be cool.

>> No.6408827

>>6408818
WAIT
SWAMI
>>6408772
YOU FORGOT TO ANSWER ME HERE
PLEASE RESPOND

>> No.6408833

>>6408772
>>6408827
i just don't like them, and am not attracted to them either.

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6408838

>>6408808
Dude I don't care if you're a dom or whatever the fuck
I'm down for anything
Somebody just please suck my dick goddamn
I thought guys were supposed to atleast get a pity fuck from someone

>> No.6408834

>>6408820
I'm suggesting that with the volume of these stupid stories that get made up the makers could be repressing something so they demonize the women instead.

>> No.6408842

>>6408838
Did you even read that post?

>> No.6408844

>>6408822
wait, so what are you trying to get through to me there? I dont get it.

>> No.6408848

>>6408844
that you're a whiny manchild loser

>> No.6408850

>>6408833
That's it?
Ya just don't?
Then why, if you don't like Asians, are you actually considering watching enough anime to cosplay one of said Asian characters?
In fact, if you're a white nationalist, why don't you just cosplay someone like Don Black or David Duke? That could work.
Or Don Black's wife, whose name I forget and was formerly married to David Duke at one point I think.

>> No.6408853

>>6408834
Shut up already you dumb slut. Go lick some period blood or something.

>> No.6408860
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6408860

>>6408844
That you're a fucking loser faggot and you should feel bad about your life.

>> No.6408861

>>6408834
...well, considering a considerable number of men who grow up to become rapists were molested by their mothers as a child, maybe. Just maybe.

>> No.6408862

>>6408853
Sorry, I can't because my current birth control means that I don't have periods.

>> No.6408863
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6408863

>this thread
You guys are alright.

>> No.6408864

Why do you ladies get your panties in a bunch over r9k?
Yeah we know we're whiny faggots
But its anonymous and we share with other whiny faggots
We're not asking you for anything
We know you won't either way
We know you ladies like a book

>> No.6408869

>>6408860
O.K. glad I got that clear.

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>>6408864
>implying i'm not asking for a qt3.14gf

>> No.6408879

>>6408864
>We know you ladies like a book

you guys don't know shit about humanity in general, not even getting into the opposite gender

>> No.6408880

>>6408862
>tfw only getting your periods every 3 months and bleeding only a papercuts worth of blood

how long have you been on birth control? 3 years for me. best thing handsdown to have.

>> No.6408882

>>6408850
swami said she'd fuck non white guys from /r9k/

Don't believe her bullshit.

>> No.6408887

>>6408880
3 years for me too, not having periods is so liberating.

>> No.6408885

>>6408864
/r9k/ used to be so cool with new material everyday. It was fun. I have no idea when you guys started to become

>tfw no gf

It has gotten to the point where you won't even keep it to your whiny ramblings to own board.

>> No.6408886

>>6408882
well it's because i love all of my babies on r9k

>> No.6408890

>>6408879
Hey we get okay
You like someone with their back straight, who calls you slut and looks uninterested.
It just doesn't come naturally to us.

>> No.6408896

>>6408886
"I LOVE MY BLACK BABIES. IT'S JUST ALL THOSE OTHER FILTHY NIGGERS THAT ARE THE PROBLEM!"

>> No.6408901

>>6408887
although I've been on birth control for 3 years, I recently started a new brand and as a result developed a hormone imbalance 3 weeks ago, and have gotten cysts in my right breast, which hurts like hell and makes my right breast tender, but according to my family doctor it'll go away within a couple months.

Really thinking about doing some gory things..

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>>6408890
>my face when women would rather be abused than bored
What a bizarre gender.

>> No.6408907

>>6408886
Are they as beta as your white babies?

>> No.6408914

FYI I never called women ugly things on the internet. I call the fellow males ugly things
I would never resort to mysogiggity.
Passive agressive at it's best.

>> No.6408915

>>6408907
yes
>>6408896
there is a difference between niggers and blacks. i'm not attracted to either but when i say i hate blacks, i hate niggers not blacks

>> No.6408911

>>6408901
That sounds nasty, sorry that happened. What do you mean by gory things...?

>> No.6408912

>>6408907
I'd have to say SOME of them definitely are. I've met some black betas IRL, so there's a good chance.

>> No.6408919

>>6408915
...but...are the only blacks who aren't niggers typically robots to you, ma'am?

>> No.6408925

How did a /cgl/ thread become a /fit/ thread?

How?

>> No.6408929

>>6408925
only when planets collide.
R9K and CLG are /fit/ for some reason

>> No.6408930

>>6408925
Because there are /fit/ guys here pretending to be from /cgl/. Sad and pathetic really.

>> No.6408931

>>6408907
I took the virginity of some part back guy and he was beta as fuck, his dick was pretty nice though.

>> No.6408928

>>6408925
/r9k/ came

>> No.6408933

>>6408911
like

i have thoughts of taking a needle and popping the cysts and stuff or cutting them out.

when i feel my breasts you can move them around too like eggs or something and it's like oh god oh god oh god
>>6408919
idk

>> No.6408940

>>6408933
Well, shit, just don't go doing that, that will not turn out well.

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>>6408933
Hey swami I can understand why you hate mexicans
The cartel are animals but they don't represent most hispanic people and most Mexicans are ungrateful and think they're entitled
If intelligence is the factor the smartest people I've met are Venezuelans (although that's probably cause they're capitalists fleeing the country)

>> No.6408946

>>6408940
yeah I'm aware.. just a little bit. Literally though you can move them around and it's so icky and stuff. I originally went into my family doctor thinking I had breast cancer.

>> No.6408953

>>6408933
...well okay. But at the very least, could you TRY roleplaying TJ Combo like I asked before then. I mean, he started OUT as a nigger, but eventually became somewhat of a hero. Or something. I think. So he's...more of a black person than a nigger...I guess.

>> No.6408955

>>6408943
Why can't she just hate Mexicans because those people move into the neighborhood and immediately shit it up with graffiti?

>> No.6408959

zorro from 1 piece.. see THAT is a real man.

>> No.6408964

>>6408447
No board on 4chan is safe from the trolls.

Despair... Despair

>> No.6408965

>>6408955
well yeah
That's why I said I understand why she hates mexicans
But most hispanic people are not mexican...

>> No.6408967

>>6408955
Because that's not exclusive to Mexicans, and chavs and blacks have been known to do so as well.

>> No.6408973

>>6408925


Its pretty simple, /fit/ and to a lesser extent /sp/ have crushes on /cgl/

unfortunately they are incapable of showing this in a healthy manner, so they shitpost here about "bitches and whores" "alpha vs. beta" etc...

it would be cute if it wasn't so sad.

>> No.6408982

I heard that women liked sensitive men during the 90's
r9k would probably not exist during the 90's...

>> No.6408983

i like cgl now and now feel comfortable enough to be here

>> No.6408985

No bully pls

>> No.6408990

>>6408983
Well okay.
But....>>6408953
could you?

>> No.6408999
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6408999

I'm not a virgin, I've watched more anime than all of you. /cgl/ a shit, you bitches always cling to guys like me but I don't fucking want you. You will always be worthless 3DPD.

Also stop stealing /a/'s reaction images.

>> No.6409000

>>6408990
but

i just can't

>> No.6409006

>>6409000
Swami just dress up like that girl from full metal alchemist
There I just picked a costume for you

>> No.6409016

>>6408820
I'm into femdom and want a loving mistress to serve, no sufferan'.

>> No.6409014
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6409014

>>6409000
b-but...there's plenty of like, muscle pad shit and stuff you could wear...and you could paint your skin all brown and stuff...pretty please?
This is him by the way.
See? He's not such a bad guy. He loves his country and all. And his arms are all augmented and stuff like JC Jensen.

>> No.6409017

>>6408999
Proof that /a/ is weaboo normie scum, /jp/ inheritors of the samurai spirit. Enjoy slaving away in work and social contracts, loser!

>> No.6409022

Maybe if you bitches didn't keep spamming our board with random misogyny and "tfw no gf, plz be my gf?" threads /cgl/ wouldn't be so mean.

>> No.6409023

>>6408967
>chav
>Murrika

Also, immigrants doing it makes it 10x more annoying since they came from a shit hole, you would think they would appreciate a clean neighborhood.

>> No.6409030

>>6409000
kill yourself swami. you dont belong here or on r9k

>> No.6409027

>>6409023
I'm just talking about chavs writing graffiti, anon. Is that really exclusive to my country?

>> No.6409039

>>6408820
I would never let you guys be my mistress
>unless you're swami.
>I will put a box on my head so you can seat on it whenever you want to get licked mistress.

>> No.6409036

>>6409022
We all deserve to have our very own corner on the internet. i get why you might be upset, but some of us came here to whine over shitty troll and fuck bitches..
And it looks like we are running out of shitty troll

>> No.6409038

>>6409027
Yes. It really is mostly the brown and black folks and the occasional wigger.

>> No.6409043

>>6409040
But you're not pure.

>> No.6409040
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6409040

>>6409017
>Not a virgin
>Normie!

Never mind the fact that I've been a truNEET for going on 7 years.

>> No.6409045
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6409045

I don't hate betas. I quite like submissive men.
I find it funny how all of /a/,/v/,and /r9k/ shit themselves whenever a troll says something like "i hate all virgin betas and hope they die, btw im a girl".
So much so they screen cap the post and whine to themselves and bitch on here as if /cgl/ had anything to do with it.
>>6409036
Your corner of the internet includes a cosplay and elegant gothic lolita imageboard?

>> No.6409047

>>6408885
/r9k/ was better off dead.

>> No.6409048
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6409048

>>6409043
... and ?

/jp/ is in love with the biggest slut of them all.

>> No.6409053

>>6409040
So write a book, or better yet a blog about it. No one cares mate.

>> No.6409056

>>6409006
Winry Rockbell?

Okay! I even have the blonde hair and blue eyes for it. I just don't know how I'd.. fit the part?

>> No.6409064

>>6409045
Sure. I like to look at gothic loli and cosplay.
I can't see why some people want such a narrow corner as just 1 board.

>> No.6409065

>>6409048
Hey buddy first day on moms computer? No one likes Rei on /jp/

>> No.6409068

>>6409048
Saber is a king though.

>> No.6409073

>>6409065
Just saying that misogyny is all fine and good, but keep it on /r9k/.
We don't need it here.

>> No.6409074
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6409074

>>6409056
Try something like this
Also make a giant wrench out of Styrofoam or some other material
>robot servant at your service

>> No.6409075

>>6409056
B-but Swami...please...>>6409014

>> No.6409078

>>6409064
Why is it called loli when they are over 13?

>> No.6409082

>>6409074
i've googled cosplay for it

tons of ugly girls doing it. i'm not ugly though so..

idk. i would look ugly -trying-

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6409086

>>6409053
>Nobody cares

Yet you're responding.

This thread is about fat weeaboo hambeasts making fun of men for being permavirgins. I'm not a virgin but I am making fun of stupid cgl whores who think they're any better, key/lock metaphor etc.\

Also 95% of the time I claim to be a permavirgin when I'm not.

>>6409065
o-okay.

>> No.6409084

>>6409078
Lolita.
I don't think you know where the word originates, anon.

>> No.6409094

>>6409065
What about Rei Dick, eh Marm?

>> No.6409095

>>6409082
Did you migrate to 4chan from msn messenger?

>> No.6409098

>>6409082
well that's more the reason to do it
you will stand out

>> No.6409100

>>6409084
I'm a Nabokov scholar

>> No.6409102

>>6409086
No. It's about a troll setting up cross board troll posting for trolls to post in.

Stop responding to blatant trolls.

Polite sage for off topic

>> No.6409104

>>6409095
no but msn was popular in 2006 when i first came onto 4chan
>>6409098
b-but

>> No.6409106

>>6409094
I don't know about that kind of dick, but...
*whips out dick*

>> No.6409117

>>6409102
there is no such thing as rude sage you mongoloid

>> No.6409118
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6409118

Can this be a virgin hate thread?

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6409130

>>6409104
its up to you to decide mistress
It was just a mere suggestion

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6409133

>>6409102
I come to shitpost on shit boards like /r9k/, /cgl/ and /v/ though.

>> No.6409134

You girls have fun now.
I'm going to bed and before i do that im going to masturbate, thinking about some of your vaginas.
mmmh.

>> No.6409135

>>6409118
No bullying

>> No.6409139

>>6409118
Stop hating yourself.

>> No.6409145

>>6408486
that feel i know

>> No.6409151

H-hey /cgl/...do you wanna go out? r9k here..

>> No.6409160
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6409160

>>6409151
Just do it and get it over with already.

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6409177

>>6409160
you bitches better be nice to my swami wami
Or else we'll ruin your board

>> No.6409195

>>6409160
y-you too

>> No.6409216

>>6408863
this how beta people talk to themselves

>> No.6409231
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6409231

>>6409177
oh swami stopped posting...
very well
I don't want her to think I'm hiding behind her to protect myself
No femanon I will not kill myself
For you see, I am in the process of getting a career
A career that will make lots of money
More money than you ever dreamed of
Have fun being under me on the social ladder

>> No.6409239

>>6409151
only if you like period blood and shit taste in things would you go go after /cgl/ from another board.

>> No.6409248

>>6409239
Exactly.
Try some bi girls from /u/, or some sweethearted mistress from /d/.

>> No.6409251

>>6409239
And we would never go out with anyone from r9k anyways.