/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Cosplay Robotics No.6406777]

If you could replace your body with the ultimate sexy robot cosplaying body would you do it?

These are the rules
>you can no longer feel pleasure or pain (you are aware of stimulus but you don't feel it)
>you can't eat or drink
>you can't have children
>your lifespan is essentially limitless
>maintenance is expensive (requiring you to have an income)
>you have increased strength but you are not invulnerable

[Anonymous No.6406792]

>>6406777
>>you can no longer feel pleasure or pain (you are aware of stimulus but you don't feel it)
Ok, that's fine.

>>you can't eat or drink
That's fine. Saves money.

>>you can't have children
I can still have sex, so that's ok.

>>your lifespan is essentially limitless
Great.

>>maintenance is expensive (requiring you to have an income)
If I'm sexy and don't age. I can model and make mad money.

>>you have increased strength but you are not invulnerable
Cool.

So why wouldn't I do it?

[Anonymous No.6406803]

>>6406792
> I can still have sex, so that's ok.

But what's the point when you can't feel any pleasure?

[Anonymous No.6406926]

>tfw lack of replies
>tfw OP

[Anonymous No.6406971]

NO.

[Anonymous No.6407044]

>>6406803
>doesn't pretend to like sex for the guy while it's actually such a bad lay
It's basically that, just 10/10 times instead of 7/10

[Anonymous No.6407057]

>>6407044
>"You go? ;)"
>*slap*
>*BITCHSLAP*
>"H-h-ow can you sla-" "HOW CAN YOU SLAP"
>*guys gathering around*
>"H-...-h ow can she slap"
>*beat up by a dozen of other guys*

Never goes away.

How come feminists willfully stop being equal to men and become subservient pussies the moment they're confronted with violence, rather than standing up for themselves and having their mangina dogs do the work for them?

[Anonymous No.6407069]

>tfw thread derailing after showing the tiniest hint of potential

[DerpQueen !NRN7jSkq/s No.6407073]

>>6407057
Hitting girls is against the rules. :|

[Anonymous No.6407082]

>>6407073
this

men are the privileged gender, so girls have to be protcted

we would be perfectly capable of beating men up 1 on 1 but we jsut don't have anough privilege

[Sly Cooper No.6407155]

What do we mean by sexy robot cosplaying body?
Because I'm imagining having the body of a giant robot.
Unless I get to be a giant robot that could crush any convention I tried to attend, I'd have to say no.

[Anonymous No.6407214]

>tfw first sage

[Anonymous No.6407255]

I say no.

Kinda like having feelings, sex, & that jazz.
Plus I'm pretty sexy already.

[Anonymous No.6408379]

>>6407073
DQ is so clever!

[DerpQueen !GgFYuqJxkM No.6408418]

>>6408379
Once again not me. You must have a pretty hard-core vendetta. Is there something I have that you want?

[Anonymous No.6409890]

>>6408418
>Is there something I have that you want?
The key to understanding DQ. (She actually thinks she's the hottest female on /cgl/, because ATIWAB tells her so.)

[Anonymous No.6409899]

>>6409890
stop samefagging already

you are shitting up what could have been an interesting thread

[Anonymous No.6409903]

>>6409899
I'm not her.

[Sick !.LlKAkH4Jk No.6409906]

>>you can no longer feel pleasure or pain (you are aware of stimulus but you don't feel it)
No. Already no. What is the point? I'd rather have a hideos body and still be able to feel.
>you can't eat or drink
Good, saves effort and money
>you can't have children
Fine with that
>your lifespan is essentially limitless
Can I an hero?
>maintenance is expensive (requiring you to have an income)
ok
>you have increased strength but you are not invulnerable
still not worth it

[Anonymous No.6409918]

>>6406777
I would never ask for this.

[Anonymous No.6409920]

No, that's fucking stupid.

Instead I'll just work hard to get a sexy cosplaying body.

[Anonymous No.6410071]

>implying this is r9k