/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.6401385]

Do us all a favour, report the /fit/ invasion threads so someone notices and kicks their arse out of here. Thanks

[swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L No.6401400]

>bunch of entitled men who think lifting will get us to notice them raiding /cgl/ like aspies

gross.

[Anonymous No.6401420]

>>6401400
>posting /cgl/ threads with pictures of Myspace angles hoping to get a rise of dominant, masculine men.

Good luck that with. You're impressing the /b/tards and non-lifters; no one else gives any fuck.

[Spanky !!ckfPOzgoFuu No.6401431]

>>6401400
>"us"

back to r9k swampy

[swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L No.6401440]

>>6401420
>dominant
>masculine

>needs to lift to impress us
>needs to lift to rise their self esteem

oh man.

[Anonymous No.6401519]

Bump, please lets get rid of them

[Anonymous No.6401534]

>>6401440
What are you on about? I lift because it's fun. Do you Cosplay to raise your self esteem or is my point clear?

[Anonymous No.6401537]

>>6401440
>implying /fit/ lifts for girls
>implying /fit/ isn't full homo

[Anonymous No.6401544]

>>6401440
Most of /fit/ doesn't lift for girls

But the ones who do sure as fuck don't lift for /the likes of the /cgl/ ogres

[swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L No.6401551]

>>6401534
>lifting because it's fun
confirmed for insecure beta
>>6401537
that explains the misogyny
>>6401544
right

[Anonymous No.6401554]

fit is poor

[Anonymous No.6401563]

>>6401551
Every time I read a girl use the word "beta" on 4chan instantly reminds me that females are regarded as the inferior sex.
Being omega puts you in no place to judge who is "alpha" or "beta"

[Anonymous No.6401567]

>>6401551
>6th largest board on 4chan
>Small percentage in misogyny threads once every few days
>ALL /FIT/ ARE PIGS

Oh, and sure, I'm the most insecure, beta master 3000. I literally fap to pic related at least 9x a day.

[Anonymous No.6401571]

Fit, you really are beta for responding to swami.
Shiggity diggity guys, what are you even doing?

[Anonymous No.6401568]

/fit/ doesn't life for girls, /fit/ lifts because lifting makes you feel like you're having an orgasm. Try it sometime.

[Anonymous No.6401569]

>>6401440
lel is this nigra fo real?

>implying /fit/ lifts for girls
>implying
>implying
>november 2012
>obama re-elected
>i-i-implying

error

[Anonymous No.6401570]

>>6401551
>confirmed for not knowing the joy of your very first 100kg clean & jerk - or anything related to lifting, for that matter

It's glorious.

[Anonymous No.6401573]

>>6401571
I have no idea who that is. When a shit trip appears on our board we make them kill themselves. Ask Cold.

[Anonymous No.6401572]

This is now a gooal body thread

pic related

[Anonymous No.6401579]

>>6401572
Dippity dop, I'm still working my way to ottermode. I want athletic though.

[Anonymous No.6401583]

We will leave you guys alone when you stop making threads asking us to rate your trips where you guys all samefag rate yourselves to boost your selfesteem

[Anonymous No.6401588]

>>6401579
Skinny, swimmer, athletic.

In that order.

[swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L No.6401589]

>>6401563
>not superior to you
>muh physics and aerospace engineering major

right
>>6401567
>Oh, and sure, I'm the most insecure, beta master 3000.
we're aware
>>6401570
>girls
>lifting

no

[Anonymous No.6401592]

>>6401572
mirin' as fuck

[Anonymous No.6401594]

>>6401573
No no, we only made him kill himself because he was a pedophile, he coulds just accepted getting arrested, but he pussed out

[Anonymous No.6401601]

>>6401589
are you this ganga?

[Anonymous No.6401604]

Current CGL:

- 20 /fit troll posts
- get blocked for any reference to PT

WHAT HAVE WE BECOME

[Close !!2N54oUcGcxw No.6401610]

why is /fit/ so obsessed with /cgl/?

[Anonymous No.6401608]

>>6401604
Somebody wake me from this nightmare,
I can't control myself!
Somebody wake me from this nightmare,
I can't escape this hell!

DA-NU-NA-NU-NA-NU-NU

[Anonymous No.6401613]

>>6401589
Swami, fuck you.
You truly are a whore. How does it feel knowing that you'll never get a guy who cares about his body?
You're probably too insecure and have to go after beta faggots to feel better about yourself.
Not to mention you have zero ass, mine puts yours to shame. And I'm a fucking guy.

[Anonymous No.6401616]

>>6401601
Just went through archives, avid /vg/ poster.

huehue

[swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L No.6401624]

>>6401616
yes, i am a GURL GAMER.
>>6401613
that's cool

[Anonymous No.6401627]

>>6401610
because that feel when no gf

[Anonymous No.6401632]

>>6401610
Better question is why is cgl so obsessed with fit. You for example just posted on another one of cgl samefag triprate spam threads on fit. Cgl originally started spamming up our board, not the other way around

[Anonymous No.6401628]

>>6401589
>muh physics and aerospace engineering major
>ability to memorize and recite raw data
>superiority

Put me and you alone in a room and I guarantee you'll rework your ideas on what traits qualify as "superior."

[Anonymous No.6401629]

>>6401610
>cgl makes daily threads rating their trips
>fit lurks one time
>fit is the one obsessed

Alright love, whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.6401635]

>>6401589
>we're aware
aspie detected

>not lifting
so you're physically useless?

[Anonymous No.6401634]

>>6401624
I would clean and jerk you into space, run after you as you reenter orbit, burn into ashes, mix you with cocaine and inhale you, if I get the chance.

[Anonymous No.6401639]

>>6401589
>not lifting
explains your fat ugly body
stop playing video games and get off your lazy fat ass

[Anonymous No.6401645]

Guys, seriously, why are you responding to swami?
Don't you realize that this is how she draws her power?
It's like in Prince of Persia when the Prince walks away from the Dark Prince. Ya gotta do that.

Fit, do you even save Persia?

[Anonymous No.6401641]

>>6401589
Yes.

[swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L No.6401644]

>>6401634
i do cocaine already so ok
>>6401639
i'm 108 pounds
>>6401628
>memorize and recite raw data
confirmed for not knowing what he's talking about

[Anonymous No.6401647]

>>6401635
She has a physics and aerospace engineering major. So she may not be useful physically, but she can read a graph and erm... she has seen a picture of a rocket, probably.

[Close !!2N54oUcGcxw No.6401649]

>>6401629
>lurks one time

[Anonymous No.6401653]

>>6401641
oh shit 10/10
>dat ass
>dem quads

>>6401644
>108lbs
>0 muscle
>108 pounds of fat
yeah u fat bitch
You probably don't realize that lifting is what gives girls dat ass and a flat stomach.

[Anonymous No.6401650]

Post more pictures of this swami whore for us to laugh at.

[Anonymous No.6401654]

>this biceps when no gf

[Anonymous No.6401661]

>>6401644
>drug addict
>skinny as fuck
>lazy as fuck
>repulsive
>aspie
>rover

wouldnotconsiderthinkingaboutwonderingifIwouldpotentiallywifeonagoodday/10

[Anonymous No.6401657]

>>6401644
confirmed skinnyfag

weak.

[Anonymous No.6401658]

>swami thinks /fit/ lifts for girls
>swami thinks /fit/ lifts
>swami thinking

TOP LEL

[swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L No.6401667]

>>6401653
>>6401657
i run, bike, and swim
>>6401661
k~

[Anonymous No.6401670]

>>6401667

post pics of yourself, what do you look like

[Anonymous No.6401668]

>>6401667

[Anonymous No.6401673]

>>6401644
>i'm 108 pounds
>so i don't have to work out
skinnyfat detected, doesn't know it looks fucking gross

[swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L No.6401674]

>>6401668
>don't respond to me because i'm destroying you

[Anonymous No.6401680]

>>6401667
So, you're, at best, a stick with relatively poor endurance?

[Anonymous No.6401681]

>>6401440
>>6401420
>>6401400

So I'm guessing the /cgl/ /fit/ relationship is similar to the /v/ /a/ one

[Anonymous No.6401694]

/cgl/ has worse trips than /fit/, I didn't even think that was possible.
swami may have topped bignig

I can't imagine what it feels like to not only be hated in real life but also online.

[Anonymous No.6401689]

>>6401667
say bye bye to your gains ''sis''

[Anonymous No.6401691]

ITT: rational /fit/ dudes act like normal human beings and /cgl/'s most autistic trips go on a 13 year old internet temper tantrum

[Anonymous No.6401692]

i love all this drama im gonna spark a /fit/ /cgl/ firestorm next week

[Anonymous No.6401700]

>>6401694
bignig is cool
indian shitrace is shit swami tier

[Close !!2N54oUcGcxw No.6401696]

>>6401632
oh i thought /fit/ made those threads

why do they act like don't care about what guys think of them then make threads like that.

[Anonymous No.6401705]

>>6401694
Bignig is mah nigga

[Anonymous No.6401709]

>>6401700
No he's not.
He's a fucking attention whore. He's a dick to people. He steals threads. And he gives bad advice and is pretty retarded when it comes to fitness.
Although you are right, indian shitrace is worse. swami seems a lot like him.

>>6401705
bignig, pls go

[Anonymous No.6401711]

>>6401667
>i run, bike, and swim

>runs 1 mile so she can say she runs
>takes bike to school
>swims on occasion with her friends

[swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L No.6401717]

>>6401711
no, i do 25km bike sessions on tuesday and thursday, used to swim on saturdays (can't in cold canadia winter, and i hate public pools) and run for 10km.

[Anonymous No.6401726]

>>6401717
enjoy your nogains, newfriend

[Anonymous No.6401730]

>>6401717
Unless both take less than an hour, I'm not quite impressed. Moreso if done on home trainer or treadmill.

[Anonymous No.6401732]

>>6401717
and you still look like any fat girl who sits around all day
if you spent just a fraction of that time in the gym, you *could* actually obtain a decent body

lmao
25km bike sessions
enjoy looking like shit

[Anonymous No.6401734]

>>6401717
>and i hate public pools
autism to the max

[Anonymous No.6401736]

>>6401717
>can't
Lel, faggot.

10k time?

personally, I run 100km daily and bike around the world on Friday mornings.

[Anonymous No.6401739]

Christ, nobody on /fit/ is actually in good shape. If they spent less time reposting pictures of Zyzz and more time actually lifting things then maybe they wouldn't be so lonely and pathetic.

[Anonymous No.6401744]

>>6401739

y-you too

[swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L No.6401746]

>>6401730
these are on road. mfw feel like puking sometimes when the massive hills come up and you need to ride up them

also
>>6401736
>>6401734
>>6401732
>>6401726

>mad /fit/ virgins trying to troll

alright den

[Anonymous No.6401749]

>>6401717
Canadian here, where do you live?
Weathers fine for a beach swim in Ontario.

[Anonymous No.6401750]

>>6401746

[swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L No.6401759]

>>6401749
waterloo
>>6401750

[Anonymous No.6401752]

>>6401739
>implying I can't just hop on my road bike a do 100 miles without prior training

[Anonymous No.6401753]

Dear Texas /cgl/, come eat pizza and get hammered.

please respond.

[Anonymous No.6401756]

>>6401739
Christ, nobody on /cgl/ actually dresses well. If they spent less time reposting pictures of Pixie Terry and more time actually making costumes then maybe they wouldn't be so lonely and pathetic.

[Anonymous No.6401760]

>>6401739
>implying
>implying
>implying

[Anonymous No.6401761]

>>6401759
>waterloo
I will pray for you.

[Anonymous No.6401767]

>>6401746
Aww c'mon, uphill is the best part, hands down.

After going downhill against 50mph, that is.

[Anonymous No.6401778]

>>6401746

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.6401788]

>>6401756

Calm down there, little guy. I think you're a bit overstimulated.

[swami !!XtE7jBpt/4L No.6401790]

>>6401778
What the fuck did you just fucking said, you little creeper? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Nether Steve?s, and I've been involved in numerous raids on The End, and I have over 300 XP. I'm trained in mob grind and I'm the top bow user in the entire Minecraft world. You're nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on MC, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with hissing that shit to me over the obsidian? Think again. As we speak I am turning my mods in the minecraft.jar on and your location is being traced on the Rei's Minimap so you better prepare for the knockback, silverfish. The storm that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your sisSSsy life. You're fucking dead, creeper. I can be anywhere, anytime with my Ender pearls, and I can kill you in over 700 ways, and that's just with a wooden sword. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to all the dark and red matter of the EE Mod and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the biome, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" hissing was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've held your fucking gunpowder. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ocelot food. I'll shit fury all over you and you'll drown in it. You're fucking dead, creeper.

[Anonymous No.6401812]

>>6401790
>swami
Wait, what the fuck are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be more of a r9k regular?

[Anonymous No.6401838]

At least they're better than /sp/

[Anonymous No.6401839]

>>6401790
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

[Anonymous No.6401843]

swami take my virginity

[Anonymous No.6401850]

>>6401838
/sp/ comes here too?
Link their threads and we'll beat them up for you.

[Anonymous No.6401859]

>>6401850
No, WE won't.

[Anonymous No.6401870]

>>6401400
>>6401440
>>6401551
>>6401589
>>6401624
>>6401644
>>6401667
>>6401674
>>6401717
>>6401746
>>6401759
>>6401790

[Close !!2N54oUcGcxw No.6401876]

>>6401838
>better than /sp/

nigga pls

[Anonymous No.6401882]

>>6401759
>waterloo
>80% of Asian

[Close !!2N54oUcGcxw No.6401884]

>>6401870
nice ass, would pump it full of hot thick cum.

[Anonymous No.6401891]

>browse /fit/ for the first time
>half-naked men everywhere
>thread about tasting your own cum

I think this "invasion" is /fit/s way of compensating for their lack of heterosexuality.

[Anonymous No.6401897]

>>6401870
needsmoresquats/10

[Anonymous No.6401904]

>>6401870
hahaha no butt/10

>>6401884
are you serious? It's flat as fuck.

>>6401891
I like half naked men. I post nudes of myself.
I have tasted my own cum too.
no homo

[Anonymous No.6401909]

Already been done.
Fuck, I hate this board these days.

[Anonymous No.6401912]

>>6401891
>implying recycling cum isn't good for gains
DYEL?

[Anonymous No.6401913]

>>6401739
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little putain? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Montpellier, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on PSG, and I have over 300 confirmed goals. I am trained in gorilla surrendering and I’m the top sniper in the entire French NT. You are nothing to me but just another centerback. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Monde, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that merde to me over the Internet? Think again, salope. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across France and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic petit thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, mon amie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can score on you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare feet. Not only am I extensively trained in French collapsing, but I have access to the entire Arsenal of the London Gunners and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable cul off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “mancrush” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiote. I will shit 4th place all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mon petit.

[Anonymous No.6401923]

>>6401912
Didn't say nohomo

>>6401904
Why post nudes of yourself on a heavily male board? What would you accomplish? Is there some satisfaction in knowing that some beefcake is fapping to your oily biceps?

[Anonymous No.6401950]

>>6401923
To show my gluteous maximus obviously.
People want to know how much I squat, proof that I can squat that much, current body threads, ass threads, so many reasons to post them.
>fapping to my oily biceps
lel no
fapping to my glutes, yes