/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.6399381]

OH YOU.

[Anonymous No.6399384]

I'd pitch a tent for her if you know what I mean

[TeaRaindrops !8x8z91r9YM No.6399391]

I can understand being unhappy about it, but...really?

[Anonymous No.6399402]

>>6399381
I saw this in my newsfeed. I can't believe Miyu bailed on her.

[Anonymous No.6399406]

I'm going to cap the replies of pips

[Anonymous No.6399414]

>>6399381

[Anonymous No.6399417]

[Anonymous No.6399418]

>>6399414
>Go away, everyone.

Yes, that's one way to make friends.

[Anonymous No.6399420]

>>6399414
>Go away, everyone.

[Anonymous No.6399422]

>>6399414
>>Makes unhappy facebook status
>>People try to comfort her
>>Tells everyone to go away, wallows in muddy self pitty like the piggy teri she is.

Yep, sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.6399425]

I genuinely feel bad for her. I mean, imagine how you would feel if your friends ditched you to do something else? And PT doesn't seem to have many good friends, going by what anons have said she's like in real life. I feel even worse for her because maybe both of them had no intention of going at all and had just planned to ditch her last minute since she would have had the other to go with.

[Anonymous No.6399428]

>>6399422
>Has problem
>People give solutions
>Shoots down every one and whinges more

This is like the quintessential PT behavioral formula. I'm torn between being pissed off and completely unsurprised at how much of a squalling infant she is.

[Anonymous No.6399429]

>>6399418
>>6399420
>>6399422
I know this is weird, but for once I'm on her side. When I feel like shit, sometimes I feel like just venting somewhere, and I imagine PT felt like that and that's why she posted the status in the first place. Most people are just telling her to go anyway and have fun, I know if I were in her position, I would not be pleased with that, I wouldn't want to go camping alone either.

[Anonymous No.6399433]

>>6399425
She's annoying. I would dump that friendship so fast you can see my workout lines as I run in the distance.

[Anonymous No.6399435]

>>6399429
To add to that, most of those people commenting are probably anons trying to kiss her ass, not people she truly regards as friends.

[Anonymous No.6399437]

>>6399429
"What do I do?" she asked for advice. People are giving her advice.

But really though she isn't asking for advice she's just throwing a tantrum for attention cause that gurl loves her attention.

[Anonymous No.6399441]

I'm more mildly annoyed by the fact that her parents bought her tent and sleeping bags for her. Why couldn't she do it herself?

[Anonymous No.6399440]

>>6399433
I know she's annoying, I've been following PT dramu for a while now, but I can still sympathise. If those people didn't want to be friends to her, they should have the guts to tell her, instead of just avoiding her like this. She must feel like shit, and I feel sorry for her.

[Anonymous No.6399445]

>>6399437
I think the "what do I do?" part might be in relation to the part where her parents bought a tent and sleeping bags. That shit don't come cheap.

[Anonymous No.6399453]

>>6399445
Considering how ungrateful and selfish she is I highly doubt it.

[Anonymous No.6399454]

>>6399445

>PT legitimately worrying about the expense of things

[Anonymous No.6399455]

>>6399429
She could easily say it in a non bratty way though.
>I appreciate the encouragement to go but I wouldn't feel safe traveling and camping without people I know. I'm just frustrated that my friends can't go and was looking forward to it :(
I make mopey posts too but heavens I would never snap back at people being nice like that.

[Anonymous No.6399458]

>>6399441
Cause she literally spends thousands of dollars on anime and cosplay and useless bullshit from ebay. Who knows, she probably wanted to camp at the Ren Faire so she could cosplay and weeb out.

[Anonymous No.6399461]

>>6399453
>>6399454
Her mother's bipolar. Who knows how she could react when she finds out they bought that stuff for nothing?

[Anonymous No.6399466]

She should just go, I kind of know how she feels, I used to be really really really shy, and the idea of going to some sort of festival by myself would've totally freaked me out. (Actually, it still does, to be honest lol)
But she's self-sabotaging herself.
She's continuing the cycle of complaining and crying about things, without even wanting to find solutions.

[Anonymous No.6399467]

>>6399414
... Christ. The small sympathy I had for her has now completely evaporated.

[Anonymous No.6399468]

I would feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a bitch and didn't act the way she does.

[Anonymous No.6399472]

>>6399458
Buys a ton of weeb stuff that she'll only look at once
>>Parents buy her a bunch of shit that she doesn' use
>>Can't save up for Japan or move out

This bitch...

[Anonymous No.6399473]

>>6399461
Don't try and shit on her mum. Debbie has a firm grasp on reality and tries her best, despite what PT would try and slander her with. She'll probably be sympathetic that the friends flaked and try to encourage PT to still have fun with the equipment in some way.

[Anonymous No.6399481]

>>6399473
Honestly, we have no idea how Debbie thinks. We can't make judgements either way about how she would act.

[Anonymous No.6399486]

>>6399461
oh fuck off, her mom isn't bipolar.

[Anonymous No.6399489]

>>6399486
Uh, yes she is. Are you new here?

[Anonymous No.6399491]

>>6399489
and where did you hear that she was bipolar? From PT?

[Anonymous No.6399499]

>>6399489
Are YOU new? Yes, there has been evidence proving that her mom can be a bit of a bitch, but even so, she still cares about Sarah and wants what's best for her. Even if she is bipolar it doesn't really mean much. PT is 27 years old, yet can't take care of herself at all, so I imagine her mom is frustrated, but I'm pretty sure she's not the abuse person she's made out to be. PT does like to make a mountain out of a mole hill, after all.

[Anonymous No.6399504]

Yelling at your kids when they are shitheads is considered being bipolar now?

[Anonymous No.6399505]

>>6399504
Apparently. Especially when you're yelling at your 27 year old to properly wash herself because she smells.

[Anonymous No.6399547]

[Anonymous No.6399555]

>>6399547
PT ALWAYS has a pity party going.

[Anonymous No.6399588]

>>6399429
This. Completely and totally. Poor PT.

[Anonymous No.6399590]

I know I shouldn't, but I do feel a little bad for her here. Only because I've been following her Twitter and she's been excited about this trip for awhile. Heh, when I heard about her camping, I thought to myself "PT actually has friends to go with her?" I guess not. We don't know the reason why they bailed on her, do we?

[Anonymous No.6399775]

Knowing PT her friends probably have bailed on her for selfish reasons such as illness, financial situation has changed or someone related has died. Absolute cocks if that's why they bailed and I'd be pissed too

[Anonymous No.6399792]

I'd go with her if she blew me, I want to be the first person actually from /cgl/ to get busy with PT, it'll feel like I'm /cgl/-famous.

[Anonymous No.6399838]

>>6399414
Man, I almost felt sorry for her until I read this. Why would you post something like that to get sympathy and then rudely tell everyone to go away?

[Cunt !WIZardrY9E No.6399959]

>>6399590

>we don't know the reason why they bailed on her, do we?

We kind of do, the reason is that it's PT. I know some of us like to entertain our own little fantasies of getting to meet her and ~*transforming*~ her through the power of love, patience and compassion, but realistically she's probably fucking hell to be around.

Miyu is really nice and generous as hell, and if she flaked on her then that's saying a lot.
I think I know who the other person she is talking about is, who is also awesome and a total bro. I'm not surprised nobody wanted to drag her with them. It'd be non stop bitching about how she's cold or how she needs a snack break or how not enough centaurs and knights are hitting on her.

[Anonymous No.6399993]

>or how not enough centaurs and knights are hitting on her

[Anonymous No.6400013]

>>6399993
>with maces

[Anonymous No.6400076]

>>6399455
PT clearly isn't sane, so you can't expect her to function like a sane person. I was similar, not like her, but I didn't know how to deal with my overwhelming emotions, and I still use my fb as a venting thing, but I don't ask for help when I don't want it, and I've told people that I'm prone to vent so don't worry too much about it. Currently taking DBT therapy which basically teaches you how to be a more effective human and learn to control your emotions. I think she needs it. badly. She could have worded it nicer, except that she doesn't know how, and when emotions are thrown up so strongly like she was experiencing, everything is reaction, no thought. Not saying it's not her fault either, she should nut-up and go see a therapist, but also it's her parents, they obviously didn't raise her in a loving stable environment, or were cousins, so retarded baby; either way, they should have seen signs and taken her to a clinic to get fixed. She needs to take responsibility now and take herself.

[Anonymous No.6400101]

>>6399959
Either Miyu got sick of her, or had something come up. I'm more inclined to believe the latter.

[Anonymous No.6400123]

>>6400013
hahahahahahahahahahahaahhaah oh my god

[Anonymous No.6400177]

poor pt

[Anonymous No.6400190]

>>6400101

Miyu did get sick of her.

[Anonymous No.6400239]

>>6399417
look at all these ass kissers

I have a theory. If we all left PT alone she would stop being such a little drama queen. She knows she can get attention if she acts crazy or mad.

TLDR: Stop giving PT attention and she'll be less cray cray

[Anonymous No.6400245]

>>6399555
She does it to herself. If she was decent she would have friends.

[Anonymous No.6400260]

>>6399422
>>6399428
I'm always torn with things like this. I love venting; it feels good and is cathartic, so I hate it when people attempt to "cheer me up" because it really just needs to run its course. I don't want solutions, I don't want 'comfort,' I just want an ear to listen while the complaints drain out. Problem with PT is she seems to be egging it on. Her little tagline "for once in my life" just rubs me the wrong way like that.

[Anonymous No.6400263]

>>6400260
I thought her tag line was 'My dream...'

[Anonymous No.6400274]

>>6400263
In that status specifically, I mean. I could even justify the "go away" response, but the "for once in my life" followup to her reply to everyone just screams attention.

[Anonymous No.6400278]

>>6400101
she got sick and needs the weekend to recover enough to be able to go back to school and work on Monday.

[Anonymous No.6400279]

>>6400274
This. I don't think this is the first time she's used that phrase like that either. She's so fucking entitled. She thinks that she should get everything that she wants and if she doesn't get it, it's because the world is being mean to her and why can't she "just" get what she wants?

[Anonymous No.6400283]

>>6400278
You'd think PT would be more understanding about having to miss out on fun stuff because of physical illness...

[Anonymous No.6400290]

>>go to Ren Faire without equipment
>>have fun by myself looking around and enjoying the usual Ren Faire stuff without worrying about trying to make friends or meet anyone
>>too shy for that shit, anyway
>>don't camp out
>>tell friends that since they bailed this time, we're going to have a back yard sleepover at my place where we order pizza, make s'mores and read comics.
>>equipment still gets used even if it's not for the original purpose

sounds like a simple solution to me.

[Anonymous No.6400294]

>>6400278
>>6400283
Convenient how she didn't mention Miyu's reason for backing out. If I was sick I'd rather rest than go to ren faire too.

[Anonymous No.6400297]

>>6400283
If PT was ever actually *sick* she'd probably have some sympathy but we all know she's a hypochondriac and her only legit illness is self-pity.

[Anonymous No.6400314]

>>6400297
All the hypochondriacs I've ever known use instances like that as an oppertunity for one-upping the sick person in question.

"Well this one time I had to do ________ and I still did it anyway even though I was soooooo much sicker than you are right now."

[Anonymous No.6400348]

>>6400279
Honestly at this point the world IS being mean to her, but many of the reasons why are of her own doing.
>>6400290
I definitely prefer going to things like cons and Ren Faires alone or with just my fiance. I know it's selfish but I want to be able to go to the panels and demos I want to go to without having to worry about scheduling conflicts, I don't want to worry about "touching base" or meeting times, I want to choose where and when I get food, I don't want input from others about what I should wear, buy, or do and I don't want to have that decision posed to me, I want to be able to go down the line of vendors and artists at my own pace without having to change my order or keep up with or wait for someone else, the list really goes on and on, I don't want to be stuck covering something for someone else should they not be able to pay for something and I don't want someone to be obligated to do that for me... There are tons of benefits to going to those things by oneself. PT should give it a shot.

[Anonymous No.6401308]

>>6399384
ba-dum-chish

[Anonymous No.6401821]

I'm honestly not surprised. She always acts like this. How do you guys know it's Miyu?

[Anonymous No.6401894]

>>6400348
She attracts the bad shit to her. It's her own damn fault.

[Anonymous No.6401916]

<3 TRF
That ugly whale should go anyway, as the saying goes:
If you can't get laid at renfest, you can't get laid at all.

[Anonymous No.6401928]

>>6399422
>piggy teri
> my sides

[Anonymous No.6401941]

>>6401928
That got me too.

[Anonymous No.6402350]

>>6401821
She told me on msn.

[Anonymous No.6402398]

>>6402350
Will she add anyone on MSN?

[Anonymous No.6402436]

>people still using MSN

[Anonymous No.6402462]

I'm new to /cgl/. Could someone tell me who this girl is?

[Anonymous No.6402466]

>>6402462
Pixyteri.

[Anonymous No.6402471]

>>6402466
How did she become famous (infamous?) around here?

[Anonymous No.6402477]

>>6402462
She is our all glorious and beautiful Queen Pixyteridesusama! She's a Japanese cosplay idol who is redefining the Japanese cosplay scene with her beautiful and curvy body! You know, like a real woman not one of those skinny minnies! She is kawaii and graceful and will one day become a geisha and perform tea ceremonies. She constantly energizes herself with her native food mochi and Chinese takeout so she is closer to her homeland. You see our Queen is imprisoned in the filthy gaijan land of Amerifats by her cruel and crazy Haha and some white guy her Haha claims to be her father. You see her real dad is a Japanese man! She knows because of the hory windchimu of heritagu. Don't you try to stop her! She's just begun to shine desu~

[Anonymous No.6402483]

>>6402477
I need to come here more often.

[Anonymous No.6402486]

>>6402471
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Pixyteri

[Anonymous No.6402487]

>>6402477
>heritagu
It's heratiji, dumbfuck. Obviously you do not speak our queen's native language and are not worthy of basking in her presence.

[Anonymous No.6402488]

>>6402486
She has an ED article? I like where this is going.

[Anonymous No.6402489]

>>6402477
Omg. Most hilarious thing ever.

Well done, 10/10

[Anonymous No.6402494]

Wow, I actually feel kind of bad for her now :(

[Anonymous No.6402502]

>>6402487
I AM NOT WORTHYUUUUUUU!!! I COMMIT SUDOKO NOW!!!!

[Anonymous No.6402567]

>@pixyteri I should have just stayed at his house longer last night and not gone to the faire would have saved money......

So is she talking about Kris, or did James-chan start sticking his dick back in the cray cray?

[Anonymous No.6402573]

>>6401821
Because she mentioned going camping with Laura on twitter.

[Anonymous No.6402604]

>>6399381
What a whiny loser.

[Anonymous No.6402633]

lmao do any of you want some peanut butter for youre sandwich?!?

i bet it'd taste good with all of that JELLY!!! xD

rolfl ^__^

[Anonymous No.6402647]

>>6402633
I MISSED YOU!

[Anonymous No.6402971]

bumpity bump

[Anonymous No.6402974]

>>6402633
It can't be you. Is it you?
Omg I hope it's you.
Please be you.

[Anonymous No.6403153]

breaking news- drama

>Sarah @pixyteri I think I caught the flu I threw up my entire dinner and I'm still an hour or so from home....help.....

>Sarah @pixyteri Help it hurts

>Sarah @pixyteri Am I alive? Is this real?

[Anonymous No.6403157]

>>6403153
Oh my god. She needs to stop. I know I should be immune to it by now, but I'm not.

[Anonymous No.6403158]

>>6402633
YOU'RE BACK

[Anonymous No.6403165]

>>6403153
I'm sure it sucks if she has the flu/food poisoning, but... I've never been that sick and still had the energy to go online to write about my misery. I over-broadcast too, but seriously, if I'm sick enough to be vomiting all I'm thinking about is how the room's spinning, not about what attention I can get from it.

[Anonymous No.6403168]

>>6403153
>Sarah @pixyteri Am I alive? Is this real?

[User !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.6403172]

>>6403158
Who??

[Anonymous No.6403173]

>>6403165
I agree. I'm all about social networking, but if I'm that sick, the only socialising I'm doing is calling my mum and crying on the phone. That is all the attention whoring that is happening that day.

[Anonymous No.6403509]

>>6403153
>Sarah @pixyteri Am I alive? Is this real?
Oh wow I lol'd

[Anonymous No.6403570]

Ok - I know a lot of people trash on Pixy.

But I can sympathize with her being ditched. Happens to the best of us. And shit sucks.

A good thing is that she didnt name names in her post. But she also didnt write why her friends - or semi friends bailed.

Kinda curious..

[Anonymous No.6403584]

>>6399414
>bristol
oh god no stay the fuck away from bristol sarah

[Anonymous No.6403619]

>>6403570
I does suck to be ditched but apparently one of them had a good reason (illness). I can't really blame people for ditching her without good cause though. Sarah seems like she'd whine about everything, and having known somebody similar to that it can really drag any event down.

Based on these two tweets, it sounds like both people dodged a weekend full of bitchbitchbitch.
>Renaissance men are not polite.
Basically nobody hit on her. Fuck they probably didn't even notice her.
>Out of all the anime cosplayers, I saw only Bleach. 2 or 3 Ichigos at that, and a guy holding Zabimaru and Sode no Shirayuki
Well no shit. You're at a ren faire you dumbass. Not San Japan. Not everything is going to pander to your sclick fanatasies. Daft cunt.

I do love the 'I'm sick and dying,' turn around she did after nobody ass patted her for not getting hit on. She told people to go away before. I can't blame them for not rushing to give her attention.

[Anonymous No.6403638]

>>6403619
>Daft cunt
Sounds like an amazing parody of Daft Punk

[Anonymous No.6403646]

>>6403638
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrcT7sseLZI

[Anonymous No.6403647]

>>6403168
goddamnit I was gonna post that. I even started hearing the song play as soon as I read that fucking line.

Seriously, if you have enough energy to whine, you're not dead.
>help it hurts
What the fuck do you want people to do, run to your rescue and do some in-person ass-kissing? The only thing you can do with a stomach bug is just wait it out and for fuck's sake stop eating at seedy chinese food buffets. Just get home and stop being a pussy holy shit PT.

[Anonymous No.6403692]

>>6403153
PRINCE(SS) PT ON THE WAY

[Anonymous No.6403697]

>>6403173
maybe she typed all this after she finished being sick? i usually type stuff after something bad happens to me so I can laugh about it with other people.

[Anonymous No.6403711]

>>6403647
She must use the "It hurts" shit 500 times a month. I know people with debilitating illnesses and even cancer who don't bitch about it even a tenth of what she does. I fucking hate hypochondriac and attention whores.

OH GOD A STOMACH VIRUS I MUST BE DYING IT HURTS

No shit.

Or is it karma for being a bitch about a friend being sick and not going with her?

[Anonymous No.6403719]

>>6403711
She claims to feel sick but still goes to ren faire.

Her friend cancelled on going to ren faire due to being sick.

Hm.

[Anonymous No.6403735]

>>6403647


I saw those tweets too and was like wtf. One, there are basically two ways people dress when they go to the Ren Faire, there are the people in plain clothes, who get teased a bit, and there are people in more realistic garb, who get flirted with since the women usually have bodices on that make their waists tiny and their boobs awesome. Unless PT was dressed like that, she probably wasn't hit on, which is pretty amazing since Ren Faires tend to be pretty bawdy and flirtatious.

Two, if PT dressed like she was cosplaying, then of course people there ignored her. Ren Faire people hate cosplayers.

This "I'm so sick, pay attention to me" thing that she has been pulling for the last few months is getting really tiring though.

[Cunt !WIZardrY9E No.6403754]

I always snort at the idea of PT squirming around on her bed yelling "ITAI" TASUKETE! YAMETE!" whilst clutching her hand, only to reveal... a papercut.

She is so dramatic, she should join a theatre group.

[Anonymous No.6403767]

Who besides an aspie would wear an anime cosplay to a ren faire?

[Anonymous No.6403770]

>>6399455
This.
Her mopey posts make her sound like she's still in jr. high.

I understand she feels bad about her friends bailing. But who knows, maybe they had no choice in the matter and it was nothing personal on their part. Maybe they had work and couldn't get time off, became ill, something important came up ect... PT seems the kind of person who would whine about her plans with friends being ruined if one of them was hit by a train.

[Anonymous No.6403775]

>>6403770
Or. Maybe they realized that being trapped in a tent with someone non-stop whining about every single fucking little thing was not going to be much fun.
Then if they tried to do something even slightly independent from her they'd get bitched out the entire time- passive aggressively mind you, I think she doesn't have the balls to bitch in person- for "ditching" her.

Just a theory.

[Anonymous No.6403784]

>>6403767

I have seen it every year that I go. People do it because they think they are hilarious. Usually they are teenagers, who I think are going "Haha, look at these stupid dorks in costumes", while we are all thinking "...do you see youselves?".

I did see a Dr.Who cosplayer at the Ren Faire once, but that was actually funny because he could stay in character and still have it make sense.

[Anonymous No.6403799]

>>6403767
My sister does.
I go to anime conventions with her dressed in steampunk/victorian clothing since i do not like the anime shit.
And she comes to ren faires with me in cosplay since she likes that better.

We never had anyone act weird to us at either location

[Anonymous No.6403802]

>>6403799
Although last year i did have people flip ot at me at the anime convention since i had the dead fur of a fox hanging over my shoulder/back and little 15 year old dramaqueens flipped out and whined how sad it was for mr fox and acted as if i ran the thing over myself.
It did keep furries at bay so hooray!

[Cunt !WIZardrY9E No.6403818]

Damn, are there any Renaissance fairs in the UK? This is making me really want to attend one as a mead wench or something, it sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.6403841]

>>6402477
tell me about these "windchimu"s.

[Anonymous No.6403936]

>Doctor

I could see Ten or Eleven having a blast at a renfair

[Anonymous No.6404128]

>>6403841
Yes. I terr story now.

Long ago, a girl child was born in rand of the rising sun to the emperor and his waifu. She was revered across the rands for her beauty and nobru heratiji. But the peace the surrounded the chirds birth was soon broken by a terrible monster, Godzirra. He ravaged the nobru kingdom of mochi, and so to protect their kingdom's future they sent they're child to the land of freedom burgers, MURIKA FUCK YEAH!!! to live out her life until one day she may return to her native lands. As a single token of her true self, they left her a single trinket, the hory windchimu no heratiji.

The child was cursed with a filthy gaijin name, Sarah but she has gone back to her nipponese name Pixteridesu-sama. She does have vague memories of her early life in nippon, and knows in someway her filthy gaijin family is not her own. Pixyteridesu-sama has already begun to shine and will one day become a beautiful idoru and miko warrior. She will have to face the son of Godzirra in battle to take back her lands. She has faced many trails to become that great warrior. She went through time of hunger (when local Chinese buffet close down for two week) and the trial of no bath ducky time as one would expect from a noble warrior miko ohimesama. One day our unworthy eyes will witness her greatness.

Until tat day the great warrior will train (do crunches) and eat her native foods to cleanse her body. She looks towards the hory windchimu no heratiji that she's hung serenely on her back porch and waits!

[Anonymous No.6404133]

>>6404128
Shit. So many damn typos...

*their chird

Also, if somebody is better at writing it to sound like the Asian man from Hey Arnold, please do.

[Anonymous No.6404162]

>>6403841
Yes. I terr story now.

Long ago, a girl child was born in rand of the rising sun to the emperor and his waifu. She was revered across the rands for her beauty and nobru heratiji. But the peace the surrounded the chirds birth was soon broken by terribru monster, Godzirra. He ravaged nobru kingdom of mochi, and to protect their kingdom's future they sent girl child to rand of freedom burgers, MURIKA FUCK YEAH!!! to rive out her rife until she may return to her native rands. As single token of her true self, they left her trinket, the hory windchimu no heratiji.

The child was cursed with filthy gaijin name, Sarah. She has gone back to nipponese name Pixteridesu-sama. This is name of great warrior miko ohime-samachan. She have memories of early life in nippon, and knows in someway filthy gaijin family is not her own. Pixyteridesu-sama has already begun to shine and will become beautiful idoru and warrior miko ohime-samachan. She will face son of Godzirra in battle to take back nobru rands. She faced many trails to become great warrior. She went through time of hunger (when local Chinese buffet close down for two week. TWO WEEK!) and trial of no bath ducky time as one would expect from a noble warrior miko ohime-samachan. One day unworthy eyes witness her greatness.

Until that day great warrior will train (do crunches) and eat her native foods (mochi imported from Jlist) to cleanse her body. She looks towards the hory windchimu no heratiji, hung serenely on her back porch and waits.

(fix'd)

[Slutcliff !!oApGYJz0ghp No.6404170]

>>6404128
This is beautiful.
The typos make it funnier.

[Iris No.6404179]

>>6404162
I fucking love you

[Anonymous No.6404193]

>>6404170
>>6404179
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.6404249]

>>6403754
to be fair, papercuts are pretty damn painfull. and since pixyteri seems to have such a low pain tolerance, she could DIE from a papercut.

[Anonymous No.6404259]

>>6404249
I can imagine the Twitter updates now:

>I never liked paper anyway! Why is it so mean to me? What did I ever do?
>IT HURTS ITAI ITAIIIIIIIII help me someone...
>Am I still alive? Surely this kind of pain means death...

[Anonymous No.6404260]

>>6404249
That's because the shallower the cut, the more painful it is because most of your pain receptors are located near the surface. Or something like that.

[Anonymous No.6404268]

>>6404162
I had no idea pixyteri-himesama has such a groious history!

[Anonymous No.6404279]

>>6403936
I believe it was the tenth doctor.

[Anonymous No.6404283]

>>6404259

I think you forgot about the part where she goes to the doctor for it, then complains about how they didn't do anything and that all doctors are worthless and just out there to take her money.

[Anonymous No.6404305]

>>6404283
Damn, you're absolutely right!

>I called an ambulance and the paramedic yelled at me and left! Doesn't he understand that my life is in danger?! what do I do...
>waited five hours for an after hours appointment and all they did was give me a fucking bandaid!!! I could have done that myself for less than $800! ばか! Stupid doctors... next time I'll just stay home and die!
>Sent home and now I can't even sleep because of the agony...help...

[Anonymous No.6404361]

According to her tweets - she did go to the fair.

Did she suck it up and go alone?

[Anonymous No.6404408]

>>6404361
She probably went just to go whine about it afterwards.

[Anonymous No.6404414]

I wonder why people don't want to hang around PT..

>Sarah @pixyteri To the other stupid asshole who bailed on me from Beaumont: you idiot I could only go for one day I told you I could not go Sunday. Hate.

[Anonymous No.6404425]

Just looking at her photobucket - she looks pretty thin here. How old was she in this pic?

http://smg.beta.photobucket.com/user/pixyteri/media/Picture3012.jpg.html?sort=3&o=3

[Anonymous No.6404439]

>>6404425
>http://smg.beta.photobucket.com/user/pixyteri/media/Picture3012.jpg.html?sort=3&o=3

Seeing as how that was taken when her car was brand new, I would say anywhere from 2003-2006? She would be 18 in 2003 so anywhere from 18-21 I would assume. I'm not 100% sure when she bought the car.

[Anonymous No.6404446]

>>6404425
From her facebook: When I was at my smallest after high school. Size 8 I think.

[Anonymous No.6404451]

>>6404162
Bravo.

[Anonymous No.6404469]

>@pixyteri The guys I know IRL should have talked me out of going especially since they couldn't go....:(
Translation: Bawwww. I had a shitty time at the ren faire. It was totally not my fault because I'm a whiny cunt who can't have fun on my own and made myself miserable. It's my friends' fault for not talking me out of it.

No wonder she doesn't have many friends irl. Who in the fuck would put up with this shit for long?

[Anonymous No.6404473]

>>6404162
I've seen the infamous WINDCHIMU-SAMA a few times now and I'm still confused by it. In both Japanese and Chinese, it doesn't mean anything of significance. It was probably mass-produced and sold by some American company who claims it means "hope" or "faith."

[Anonymous No.6404501]

>>6404473
Wouldn't Japanese wind chimes be something like pic related?

[motoko !!j+CvvVddZsH No.6404515]

>>6404501
yeah, those are wind chimes. The thing PT is calling a "wind chime", is actually a Christmas tree ornament.

[Anonymous No.6404518]

>>6404473
>>6404515
Don't you insult her trinket!

[Anonymous No.6404526]

>>6404501
There are ones made of metal, too. But yeah, they generally are bells with a piece of paper hanging off.

THe one PT has is probably like in this picture. An American style windchime with an asian symbol to make it "feng shui" or whatever.

[Anonymous No.6404528]

>>6404473
It just means "head". Like in "heads or tails" kinda thing. Doesn't mean a thing at all.

[Anonymous No.6404535]

>>6404526
Picture of genuine Japanese metal wind chimes.

[Anonymous No.6404540]

>>6404528
>head

Seems appropriate.

[Anonymous No.6404545]

>>6404473
The famous chatlog.

[Anonymous No.6404554]

>>6404528
What? 表 doesn't mean head. 頭 does.

Search Key: 表 Current Dictionary: Jpn-Eng General (EDICT)
表 [JIS] 493D [Uni] 8868 [部首] 2 [部古] 145 [教育] 3 [画数] 8 [音] ヒョウ [訓] おもて -おもて あらわ.す あらわ.れる あら.わす [英] surface; table; chart; diagram>>6404528

[Anonymous No.6404566]

>>6404554
Different anon, but they said they mean "heads as in heads and tails," as in a front side and a back side. 表 means front side.

[Anonymous No.6404608]

>>6404540

[Anonymous No.6404864]

from twutter
>I only got three photos of the entire faire...
>And the photos aren't of me...
OH THE TRAGEDY

(captcha: work is needed hescar)

[Anonymous No.6404890]

>>6404864
OH NOES POOR QUEEN WHAT STUPID PEASANT TOOK THE SPOTLIGHT AWAY FROM HER

[Anonymous No.6404926]

>@pixyteri: Considering burning my Rydia costume or throwing it away...but before I do.......anyone wanna stop me lol?

[Anonymous No.6404933]

>>6404926
and by that she means... buy the costume from her so she can has more money for mochi?

[Anonymous No.6404959]

>>6404933
Or "wah, pay attention to meeee!"

[Anonymous No.6404970]

>>6404933
Probably means "give me lots of compliments about how good I looked in it".

[Anonymous No.6404982]

>>6404933
i dunno, didn't she imply that the faire turned out to be a money pit for her. i bet she needs to sell costumes to make up for whatever she bought there (i know i sometimes overspend at the renfaire...)

[Anonymous No.6404995]

>>6404926
>>Rydia costume
>>dat low-cut top
>>dat high-slitted skirt

Oh god the flopping

[Anonymous No.6405001]

>>6404995

[Anonymous No.6405011]

>>6404926
Did she wear the Rydia costume to Ren Faire? Because I know she's worn it to one in the past and it makes sense that she feels like burning it since she had such a shit time.

[Anonymous No.6405018]

>>6404995
>>6405001

[Anonymous No.6405020]

>>go to renaissance faire
>>don't get natural perfumes and incense
>>don't get decorative crystals or some kind of jewelry
>>don't get one of those cute puppets from Imaginarium Gallery and walk around with it on your shoulder
>>don't even get a mutton joint and secretly pretend you're a viking while eating it

Shiggy diggy doo, PT.

[Anonymous No.6405028]

>Fatgirlproblems @Fatgirlsproblem Weight is just a number, and a whole pizza is just a snack #fatgirlproblems

>Sarah @pixyteri @Fatgirlsproblem weight is just a number, but a whole pizza should not just be a snack. Ewww. *_*;

[Anonymous No.6405039]

>>6405011
Yeah she probably wore it to the ren faire again. Pic related, from last time.

[Anonymous No.6405043]

>>6405039

[Anonymous No.6405053]

>>6405039
>>6405043
Not going to lie, she actually looks good in this costume and these photos. I'm not sure if she genuinely looks good, or if it's by comparison to her latest stuff though.

[Anonymous No.6405050]

>>6405028
Says her, shoveling multipacks of mochi down her gob.

[Anonymous No.6405084]

Nostalgia! PT is selling a Yum Yums plush on ebay

[Anonymous No.6405094]

>>6405039
I'm not sure about that. I thought she said earlier when she was interested in going that she was going as Robin Hood/Peter Pan hybrid. I remember in chat people made fun of her hat and called her a German pimp.

If she wore Rydia, then I doubt she looked as good as last time, mainly because she's bigger.

[Anonymous No.6405099]

>>6405094
Oh I remember that. Didn't she also insist she would not have red hair for the costume?

[Anonymous No.6405118]

>>6405099
That's probably what ticked her off at the ren faire. All the redheads were hogging the attention and praise from her. Weren't redheads considered superior or royalty during that time?

[Anonymous No.6405127]

>>6405099
I think so? She gets pissy at any mention of redheads anymore. Though according to a tweet a few days (week or so?) back Kris may have stuck his dick in her cray cray hole again. I'm slightly starting not go with that assumption though since, being PT, I would imagine she would have tweeted that she's more superior to the redhead stripper because Kris fucked her again.

[Anonymous No.6405130]

>>6405118
Actually, no. They believed red hair was a sign of being of "loose morals", being one of several mythical creatures like vampires or werewolves, or being a witch.

[Anonymous No.6405196]

>>6405130
I always knew gingers didn't have souls.

[Washu !R7sqSH2wmU No.6405220]

>>6399414
>>6399414
>mfw Itachi Reznor's comment
>I <3 you

[Anonymous No.6405879]

Bampu for more drama about our queen

[Anonymous No.6405890]

> http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm

[Anonymous No.6405933]

>>6405890
I got 21. I'm not autistic, yay!

[Anonymous No.6406079]

>>6405890
I got 32. Eh, its probably nothing.

[Anonymous No.6406597]

>>6405890
37
Autismal as fuck

[Tr3e !IVGhnqIAoQ No.6406618]

>>6405890
8, lel. Nice.

[Anonymous No.6406623]

>>6405890

14, well isn't that great.

[Anonymous No.6406625]

>>6405890
23 huh. I took the loneliness quiz and I'm lonely as fuck ;_;

[Anonymous No.6406630]

>>6405890
27, safe.
Got 80 on the depression quiz. I'm undergoing treatment but it just seems like it isn't working.

[Anonymous No.6406647]

>>6405890
29
Close, but nope

[Anonymous No.6406652]

OHO! OHO!

Seems things have mended between our Queen and James. He's playing Catherine; I am sure she's planning a new sexay costume for him.

[Anonymous No.6406705]

>>6406652
Details please

[Anonymous No.6406707]

>>6406652
Ohh shit I want to see her cosplay this.
Imagine all the ways in which she could fuck up those ringlets! So many grorious possibilities!

[Anonymous No.6406712]

>>6406705
Her latest tweet.

[Anonymous No.6406720]

>>6405890
I got a 30 but I'm mostly faceblind, so the "reading people" questions doomed me, haha.

[Anonymous No.6406721]

>>6406712
We know what PT is thinking... I see a Catherine's halfassed cosplay comming

[Anonymous No.6406729]

>>6406707
There's a conundrum:
Her hair.

PT refuses to let go of her dark locks and has preached that blonde is vice. Will she change her mind for James?

[Anonymous No.6406732]

>>6406729
I doubt it, she will probably do a supa kawaiii Japanese version of her with black hair in the ima poopan pose.

[Anonymous No.6406737]

>>6406732
She has worn a blonde wig for some photoshoots.

This what I think will happen:

PT will break into James' place, have a wig on and red ribbons tied around her body and she'll wait for him, laying naked.

[Anonymous No.6406774]

>>6399414

[Anonymous No.6406860]

>>6405890
we need the queen to try this
she will probably have brilliant excuses for not being able to read people and have strange obsessive fascinations

[Anonymous No.6408196]

bumpo for our queeno

[Anonymous No.6408226]

>>6406652
I am almost crying out of excitement for this ogod

[Anonymous No.6408573]

>>6406652
>>6406712
Ugh I am so much more grossed out by James, he told PT to fuck off and out of his life and then he just lets her right back into his life.
Wtf is wrong with James? And way to teach her constant stalking and crying will get her anything she wants.

[Anonymous No.6408584]

You're so mean to flake out, smoker.

[Anonymous No.6408590]

>>6408573
Probably the stigma of fucking PT has lost him the ability to get pussy, so he's back to sticking his dick into her craycray hole. Apparently, she may have slept with Kris again not too long ago. It might be a curse guys. Once you go PT, you can never get other pussy again.

[Lyper !!gAyq5lzi952 No.6408608]

>PT's face when off work

[Anonymous No.6408619]

>>6408590
It's like good luck chuck except reverse, it's Bad Luck Sarah.

[Anonymous No.6408691]

James is the master troll. He is. You know it. He knows it.

[Anonymous No.6408719]

I feel sorry for Sarah but then I remember shes about the same age as me and its acting like a 13 year old. Time to grow up Sarah.

[Anonymous No.6408803]

>>6408590
Can't get the smell off their dicks.

[Anonymous No.6408948]

>>6408803
They now reek of unwashed, yeasty cray. So, when is PT gonna get desperate enough and purposely get preggers to keep one of them?

I remember once in a chat she mentioned something about it a long time ago, I think when she was with Kris.

[Anonymous No.6408976]

>>6408948
I thought she had an infection. I guess she got rid of that easily.

[Anonymous No.6409057]

OMG I saw her at Ren fair. She was dressed as what looked like peter pan or robin hood? Either way it was crushed velvet and looked store bought.

I nearly pee'd my pants when I saw her.

[Anonymous No.6409063]

>>6409057
Deets. Stat.

Please.

[Anonymous No.6409088]

>>6409063
I wish i'd gotten a picture. She was alone from what I could tell.

[Anonymous No.6409108]

>>6409057
Please say it wasn't this...

[Anonymous No.6409240]

>>6409108
I don't think so. It looked more like a lime green to me, which is what made me think peter pan.

[Anonymous No.6409243]

>>6409240
Wait, was it the adult elf warrior costume?

[Anonymous No.6409336]

Found it! She was wearing this but with a lot of unnecessary accessories.

[Anonymous No.6409342]

>>6409336
Obviously a perfect choice costume for a ren faire. That will surely draw the faire menfolk into your web of feminine mystery and intrigue, PT.

[Anonymous No.6409401]

>@pixyteri Watching The Last Unicorn one of my most favorite childhood movies!!!!

Hope she doesn't try to cosplay from this. Unless she goes for the Tree...

[Anonymous No.6409549]

Who bailed on her that was from Beaumont?

[Anonymous No.6409758]

>>6409401
>>favorite childhood movies

I remember her posting last unicorn fan art on her tumblr and not knowing what "anime" it was from.

Also

>>dat tree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anbi1zIJET8

Look out Kris. You might one day find yourself engaged to a Douglas Fir.

[Anonymous No.6409820]

>>6409401
>The Last Unicorn
RUINED FOREVER

[Anonymous No.6409822]

>>6409758
>I remember her posting last unicorn fan art on her tumblr and not knowing what "anime" it was from.

All of my rage. All of it.

[Anonymous No.6409826]

>>6409401
Oh HELL no. If she cosplays Amalthea I'll gouge my eyes out.

>>6409758
That made me laugh so hard, oh my god.

[Anonymous No.6411127]

Looks legit

[Anonymous No.6411175]

>>6411127
The tree looks like it's warped by her gravitational force.

[Anonymous No.6411317]

>>6409758
Also when the unicorn comes to rescue the magician and the tree says "she shall never have you, the hussy!", the unicorn changed into a redhaired stripper in my mind.

someone should make a last unicorn fanfiction where PT is the star and plays Amalthea. Or I could think that's a good idea because of all the wine.

[Anonymous No.6411323]

>>6411127
Why does the katakana bon the right side of her say 'Harris William'?