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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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6373524 No.6373524 [Reply] [Original]

Dicks are ugly and attached to boys;
Forget the dick thread, post your toys!

>> No.6373526

My fucking sides.

>> No.6373530
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>>6373524
>Forget the dick thread, post your toys!
>Forget the dick thread
>Forget the dick
>Forget the dick
>Forget the dick

>> No.6373536

i posted my dick first

>> No.6373537

>>6373530
>2012
>thinking you still need dicks to be happy
Shiggy the diggy, gurrrl

>> No.6373545
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>>6373537
but i like dicks

>> No.6373549

I'd honestly rather have the D then a dildo. Dildo's scare the shit out of me, like cold, dead, rubber penis.

OP confirmed for Necrophiliac.

>> No.6373552

>>6373545
Do you like them like a slut?
Do you like them in your butt?
Do you like them hard and long?
Do you like them, though it's wrong?

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>>6373536
MY DARLING DICK POSTING SAVIOR!
SAVE ME FROM THIS SIMPLE THREAD HELL WHERE NO PENISES ARE ERECT AND THE ONLY THING COMING IS DRAMU AND NOT COCKS!

>> No.6373559
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I have three Lelo vibes. Lily, Gigi and Siri.

Siri's the best.

>> No.6373562

>>6373554
NOOOOO!

>tfw even Elsie is a nigger dick loving slut

>> No.6373563

>>6373559
they look expensive. are they?

>> No.6373565

CGL confirmed for bitches in heat.

>> No.6373569

I have both!

>> No.6373568

>>6373565
Was it ever in doubt?

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>>6373565

>> No.6373573
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I can't afford toys so I just use my fingers.
>mfw my ex laughed me in the face when i told her i couldn't afford vibrators

>> No.6373579

>>6373563
Kinda, I try to get them during sales. If you're looking to shop online and you're in the US, try edenfantasys.com. If you're in Canada, Stag Shop.

They have a 10-year quality guarantee.

>> No.6373583

>>6373573
cucumbers aren't that expensive

>> No.6373584

>>6373573
theyre literally 8 dollars

>> No.6373590

>>6373549
I stay at home and I don't date,
So I prefer to masturbate.
Toys are nice, and so are hands,
Myabe mine more than a man's.

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>>6373559
>Siri

>> No.6373599

>>6373559
I have the Nea. Pretty much same as the Lili but with a different finish and at 1/2 the price. I fucking love it. No more batteries for me EVER. Only drawback is it isn't water safe so no more shower fun-times for me, but I'm only meh about that to start out with. It was a gift I got myself after my last break up and no regrets ladies. Best vibe ever.

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There better be at least one naked hard dick in this thread by the time I get home.

oops, I didn't use caps-I EXPECT DICK UPON MY RETURN. MEN OF CGL, DON'T LET ME DOWN. DON'T BE SWAYED BY THESE TONKA TOYS, BUST OUT THE REAL DEAL.

>> No.6373609

>>6373604
But it's never going to measure up, if you know what I mean.

>> No.6373610

>>6373537
>In the year of our Lord 2012
>thinking toys can make you happy

I like to shiggy, in the diggy, diggy, diggy.

>> No.6373613

>>6373604

I thought /soc/ was for dicks, same way /k/ is for niggers, /pol/ for Jews and /tg/ for anything /d/ not dickgirl.

We have to preserve the order of things.

>> No.6373616

>>6373604

Plus you can always head over to 7chan's gay board for amateur dick.

>> No.6373620

>>6373613
Hey! We talk about other things on /tg/.
We had a wonderful thread earlier about extracting dolphin magic orgasm juice and selling it as a lubricant that turned into a discussion about the semantics of the English language.

>> No.6373621

I've never owned a sex toy before but I want to get a kawaii bullet vibrator, and it has to be pinku. Any recommendations?

>> No.6373622

>>6373604
Why dont you do contact thread in soc, you will get all the dick you could ever want. Also some will disagree but I think no toy can makeup for true warm hardon.

>> No.6373624

>>6373599
Good choice!
>>6373597
I know right? I knew Siri as a vibrator long before it was associated with phone robot voices, so when Apple made that initial announcement, nobody got why I thought it was hilarious.

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>>6373621
http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/discreet-vibrators/mia
This one's pretty kawaii. It also has a USB charger.

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>>6373613
>>6373616

IT'S NOT THE SAME. I WANT GEEKY COSPLAYER DICK, NOT AVERAGE /r9k/ FLABBY LOOKING LIFELESS SELF HATING WHINY BITCH DICK!! OR EVEN WORSE, /soc/ OVERLY CONFIDENT AND ALWAYS READY AND WILLING TO SHOW DICK! I WANT THAT DICK I HAVE TO WORK FOR. PUT IN THOSE HOURS. THAT BASHFUL 'I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS BUT' DICK.

THAT DICK THAT DOESN'T WANT TO BE DISCOVERED. VIRGIN. ANONYMOUS. DICK.

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>>6373624
lelo lily comes in kawaii it's not quite a bullet, but highly recommended by this thread so far

>> No.6373641

>>6373633

If you want storytime, you either head over to /tg/ or /co/, because you're obviously looking for some erotic fantasy tale rather than photos of penises.

>> No.6373644

>>6373624
Wait that's the name?
Shit I thought you named it that holy fuck that's hilarious.

>> No.6373647

>>6373644
Yep, that's the actual name. And the vibrator came first.

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>>6373641
YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T LIKE DICK YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE LESBIAN

>> No.6373652

I got a dick shaped vibrator and I hate it. It's so big and dicklike :'(

>> No.6373660

>>6373652
Do you have any preferences? I can try to help you hunt for a better one online.

>> No.6373657

>>6373641
/v/ also regularly has "first sexual experience" threads, usually combined in their sleepover storytimes.

>> No.6373658

jacuzzi water jet & waterproof vibrator combo
hnnnng


>>6373549
there are toys that you fill with warm water
bam, no more cold plastic dicks

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>>6373633
>>6373654
I literally cannot stop laughing. This is hilarious.

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I used to work at a sex toy warehouse shipping internet orders, $100 of free merch a month resulted in a closet full of lubes and assorted toys, but mostly I just got my friends gag gifts.

I got one of these but never opened it :\

>> No.6373673

>>6373549
Who says you have to have a dildo to have a toy? I hate vaginal penetration unless it is a dick or hand. Vibes are for your clitoral pleasure most of the time.

>> No.6373667

>>6373633
Your same girl(guyposingasgirl) in that last thread, you had a virgin guy posting for you, you got exactly what you wanted yet you want more? Is it like some thirst that dickorade cant quencher?

>> No.6373669

>>6373657
Don't send these cunts to /v/ nigga

>> No.6373674

>>6373657

Oh my god, are those archived anywhere?

That shit must be hilarious.