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>tfw no gf

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>tfw no gf

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>tfw no BLT

>> No.6353607

NOT BOARD RELATED

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>tfw no gf

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>tfw no gf

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>>6353607
>tfw not board related

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>>6353560
bacon is shit

>>6353607
tfw no gf is board related

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>1.4 years ago
>in a hot beach city I'm visiting for work
>meet attractive girl
>flirt, exchange numbers
>come back 2 months later for work again
>stay at the her place, fuck
>petty drama with ex ensues
>don't give many shits, leave
>messages me 2 weeks later on facebook
>tell me she's pregnant (she had said she was on the pill)
>feel the most awful feeling of something sinking in my stomach
>tell her a need a bit of time to assimilate this
>messages me 2 hours later
>"hahaha, I was only joking anon, I wanted to see what your reaction would be!"
>joking.... bitch was FUCKING JOKING
>feel huge amounts of relief and rage at the same time
>from that day on keept an eye on her posts with terrible grammar to see her trainwreck of a life
fuckhoes.jpg

>got bf months later
>later on actually gets pregnant
>engaged
>all day making cheesy statuses (with the most horrible grammar, mind you) of their life together
>angry statuses
>cheesy statuses
>angry statuses
>cheesy statuses
>eventually they argue because she blew the money for half a month in 2 days
>he actually seems like a cool guy
>she is going apeshit at him for the most stupid stuff
>she ends engagement


>that glorious fucking feeling when no gf